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You I have a I have a bone to pick with you mate this morning.
Actually, it just. It literally just.
Happened before this like just like an hour ago and I do
apologize but it was pretty. That upset me so much.
I basically I'm going, I'm goingto Brisbane to go to a friend's
wedding and I didn't have any shoes for the wedding.
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I don't have a single pair of shoes at all.
This is famously wear slippers. Yeah, I only had, I only had
slippers. It's a black tie wedding.
I didn't have any fancy shoes for this this tuxedo.
So we go into this tuxedo store.The man, I say, first of all, I
actually, now I think about it, I explained to him.
I was like, yeah, I've already got a suit, but I just, I just
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need some shoes. And he kind of stared at me and
didn't say anything. Yeah, he was kind of confused.
And I was like so OK, so like I have everything else and I re
explained it. I just need the shoes 'cause I
just, I need something to put onmy feet.
He wasn't. So good bloke.
They're kind of like this. They're kind of like this thing
that you like slip on, like you usually put a sock on and then
you slip. They got laces over, they got
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laces in them. And he was like, oh, so you need
shoes? They're.
Kind of like gloves, but for your feet and hard.
Why didn't you say that? Oh, yeah.
He was like, oh, oh, you want shoes?
I was like, yeah, yeah. Come on, come on over.
He's like, he didn't know what you were talking about.
It was very strange. He's good black though.
He helped you out, but I kind ofstuffed up.
Yeah, you. So he shows me these shoes.
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Semi gore shoes, high gore shoes, The high gore shoes, you
know, they're almost reflected, they're shiny, but they look
good. They were also twice the price
of the regular shoes, so. That like heaps cooler, just
remember that. He's like, oh, these semi gloss
shoes, they're actually on sale really cheap, although the high
gloss ones, they're not on sale at all actually, and they're
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actually twice the price. And I was like, OK, well, I'll
try the semi gloss. And then I was like, I don't
know. Maybe I should try the high
gloss? And then you just chime in, Oh.
High gloss look pretty good. Pretty good.
I was like. Oh, feel like and that's not.
Even the upselling part. But I went, OK fine, I'll get
the high gloss shoes, why not? And then we're going to the
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counter and then you just start.No, no, in my defence, in my
defence, he will go to the counter and he goes, you need
anything else and you're like, no, I'm pretty good.
And he goes, do you need a belt to match your shoes?
And you're like, yeah, OK, I do need a belt.
So you got. Me a belt.
And then we're at the count, I'mabout to pay.
And he's like, do you need anything else?
And he's like, and of course, and he goes, of course you got
your pocket square. And you're like, no, I don't.
Need my pocket square as well. That's.
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OK, well, good. And then I'm like, OK, like I'm,
I'm, I feel bad for the bloke atthis point.
I'm like, we don't need anythingelse.
We've got everything. You're like, yeah, I got
everything. And then I just see cufflinks on
the on the fucking count. I'm like, you've got your
cufflinks as a joke. Yeah.
I was like thinking you're not actually gonna cufflinks.
And he goes, yeah, you probably do need some he.
Goes he goes, oh, well, you don't need cufflinks unless you
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got a, a French shirt or something like whatever it's
called. And I was like, I do, that's
what I have. And he's like, oh, well, you
probably need cufflinks. And I was like, I've got
buttons, like, like this shirt comes with buttons.
And he's like, yeah, I was like,just put the cufflinks in, bro.
Like he's like, well, you probably need cufflinks.
Like let's just say your shirt looks like this.
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And he pulls out his shirt and you're like, that's exactly what
my shirt looks like. I'm pretty sure that is the
shirt I bought. I.
Was like I looked at the brown. I was like, I was like, oh, Yep,
that's the same branded shirt. It compares it to the buttons as
you see these this it's a white shirt with black buttons and
see, see how this is like an Onyx stone in it and it matches
the buttons, but it's got this nice.
But I'm like, yeah, just put them in.
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I literally said to him I was like, just put them in the
fucking. Just put him in the shoe.
But I just started up selling Jackson on like Glossier shoes
and cufflinks. I don't even fucking.
I went I didn't even get a Commission.
This blokes love and he's like fuck.
Some somehow, though, he did actually hook us up.
Oh yeah, cheaper shoes, absolutely.
He gave $50 off I. Thought we got shoes.
I thought you're gonna spend at least 500 bucks in there and you
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got away with like what? Yeah, it.
Was only like 450 $9 it was like. 499 It was a that.
Was really good actually. Yeah, actually surprisingly did
pretty well because that can work expensive like. 200 and. 7,
So it's pretty good. You're welcome.
Yeah, thanks. Dude, nice appreciate.
That upselled you. It don't even work there.
That was great, yeah. It was sort of a joke.
The cufflinks thing was like a joke.
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I was like, you know, you don't actually need cufflinks.
But then he actually did. And I was like.
My mom's been on me for like 2-3weeks.
She's actually been on me for about 3 months being like, have
you booked your flights? Have you booked your flights to
Brisbane for the wedding? I was like, I'll do, I'll get
around do it. Anyway, I finally booked them
two weeks out. Big mistakes, super so much more
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expensive. And then she's been on me for
the last 2-3 weeks, maybe a month asking me to buy shoes and
it is the day before the wedding.
So but so but like, surely when you buy the suit, like it's all
part of it, you know what I mean?
You get full fit 'cause you got.Yeah, you would think that, but
then the guy was like, do you want shoes?
And I said no, I think I might have some.
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And he went think or no. And I was like, what are you, my
dad? I was like, no, I I don't know,
I'll buy them later. And then I never went back and
bought them. I said I'll buy shoes when I
pick up the suits and I just allI want to do is go home and I
picked my suit. Up.
I think the guy was pretty confused that you come in just
to buy shoes. I feel like that's pretty rare.
Maybe or maybe not, I don't know.
It was, it was confused. It was.
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Weird. It was confused when you just
wanted shoes. But he was really nice.
He also had the coolest name. Ever.
Yeah. Yeah.
Mervin. Mervin.
Yeah, He's a magician. Yeah, I was like, dude, that's a
the coolest name I think I've ever heard.
Urban was cool. I was like, I thought he said.
Marvin. I'm like, oh, it's kind of cool
with. Mervin.
Yeah. I was like, oh, Mervin, did you
say Mert with an E? Yeah, He's like, yeah.
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I'm like, dude, that's like Merlin.
With. AB it's yeah, it's fucking
awesome. Arvin with an E Oh my God, it's.
So coolest name. I was like the hell I'm gonna
name my next Skyrim play throughthis Mervin.
That's awesome. What a cool the.
Taylor Oh my God. Mervin the Taylor.
That's a black thing. Forging armor.
All these shit. Come on down the Mervyn's Taylor
shot. Another hand, he's like
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cufflinks, like they're making cufflinks out of the back.
They're so small. A really small hammer, think.
Think. Think.
Just on the tiniest amble. The world's tiniest amble.
He was a cool dude, gave me a good handshake afterwards.
He did. That's a classic suit shop
thing. Like you, really, If anywhere,
you're gonna be treated like a gentleman.
It's a suit shop. Yeah.
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I did actually notice something about him.
What? The fact he made fun of my
pants, you see? Do you remember that?
Was pretty funny, yeah. He's like, we just got back from
climbing. We're both covered in chalk.
He's wearing like he's. Like, oh, work bands.
Yeah, yeah. Big weekend boys, but just
covered in chalk. He's like, oh, like, put on the
shoes to try. And he's like, the shoes will
look better with, you know, likeactual pants.
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And I was like, OK and. He's like, and you will be
wearing black socks, of course. And, you know, I was like, yeah,
I was. Like you're not doing the
Michael Jackson. I was like, no, I get, I get it.
Yeah. Jokes, bro.
Listen here, Mervyn. Yeah.
All right. You might have the fucking cool
name, bro. Your name might be so fucking
cool, you think? You're fucking.
You think you're slick with that?
So cool man, Mervyn. Yeah, and they're all dressed
really well. But the thing I did notice about
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him was he. Was also wearing a suit.
He was wearing a suit, Yeah, butthe suit jacket wasn't on very
well, really crinkly at the back.
So it looked like he kept it sort of shoved into his.
Yeah. So when he was walking away, I
sort of like noticed the back ofhis suit and I'm like.
Yeah, never take, never take suit advice from a guy with a
crumpled, crumpled jacket. He was wearing a turtleneck and
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a jacket. Suit jacket at the toe.
He's kind of like. Smart casual which is sick.
Turtleneck and a suit jacket always looks good.
Speaking of experience, yeah, that was.
You wore that, my Premier. You wore one as well.
And so did Stefan. We all wore 1.
Yeah, it was kind of weird, actually.
We thought we were going to be unique and we're turtlenecks to
our like, graduation, final filmstuff in film school.
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There's like. Four people wearing.
Turtlenecks. Yeah, in in in the Gold Coast.
It wasn't cold. No, it was actually dozen bus to
wear. Choice.
Yeah, like we went out of the way to get turtlenecks.
To be. Sick.
And you're telling me every other person said yeah, I want a
turtleneck? We looked good that.
Night. Yeah, yeah, it's pretty sweet.
We definitely looked like we sold potions for sure.
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Transmutation. I thought it'd be fun to test
your ability. It's a voice act.
OK, yes. Hit, but more specifically
famous Wizard lines as Jason Statham, because I know you do a
great Jason Statham. OK, so that, OK, I know you're
good at voice acting, so I'm going to give you Jason Statham,
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arguably one of the actors of a generation, really fantastic
actor, truly one of the actors definitely of this generation.
He's a. Great actor.
Kidding me, I've seen Snatch. Yeah, he is pretty.
He's he. He's a good.
If he plays his role, you know he's a good.
Character. He's got a great voice and he's
fucking. He just knows how to look at the
camera. Like look, you know what I mean?
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He's just, he's got that look. He goes, I'm bored and I also
wear a suit every movie I'm in. I'm also contractually obligated
to take it off at least once to show my really hairy chest in
full ABS. I'm trying to get on Men's
Health magazine for the third time in a row.
Can you do that line read? There's like a clip of him going
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around and the director's just giving him like cool badass,
badass, badass badass ass lines badass.
You are American. I like cool, but I don't know
why I can't say butt us, butt us, butt us.
My asses are bad start. Singing Can you give me?
That line that he does with themeating the microchips.
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Oh yeah, it was like for like spy or something.
Like a spy movie. Yeah.
It's on Netflix show. What do you say?
He's like he's. Like I've I've eaten enough
microchips and shatting back outto make a computer.
Or something like that and. He's reading it and it's like an
outtake and he's laughing because he knows just how
ridiculous it sounds. So he just.
But he just fucking nails it. That's what I love about Jason
Statham. He's just, you know, he's, he's
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leant into the fact that his roles are usually pretty
ridiculous. Your whole final film is like a
spoof on his. Yeah, that's.
True. Yeah, kind of.
So I'm going to give Jackson some famous lines from famous
Wizards in the movie industry world.
OK. Oh, yeah, yeah.
All right. And then I want you to do them
as Jason Statham. OK.
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All right. Let me just channel me into
Jason Statham. This first one is a classic line
from Building Man from Dumbledore.
OK. Harry, did you put your name in
the Goblet of Fire? Oh, that's good, because you
know, very famously said very angrily.
Angrily in the movie, yeah, but very commonly in the book.
I don't know. I think Jason Statham might try
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and find a little bit of a middle ground, a bit, I think.
I don't think he'd go that aggressive.
Maybe give us two line rings, even the book version and then
the and then the movie version. OK, OK, I'll do the movie
version first. Harry, did you put your name in
a goblet of fire? See, that's aggressive.
OK. And then the book version,
calmly, yeah, I think calmly went up to Harry anyway.
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Harry, did you put your name in a goblet of fire?
I think that's pretty. I think that's pretty like the
calm. One better, I think the calm
one's better. And I think if he did like a bit
of an ad Lib, he'd be like. Harry, I went into the Goblet.
OK. We drew out a couple names.
You wouldn't think it, but your name came up.
Now. I'm going to ask you, Harry, and
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I'm only going to ask you once. Did you put your name in the cup
in a fire? I pulled out Victor Crumb.
I pulled out three names. Four.
He. Definitely doesn't say 4.
I pulled out three names. Victor Crumb, that random chick
from that other. Sister school Flora something.
That other guy from our school who is definitely going to have
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a really great career in acting,I'm sure.
One Batman. I'm pretty sure he's in Batman.
Pretty. Sure, he's in Batman.
And then I pull out your name. Harry Potter.
Harry Potter, underage student in the Goblet of Fire.
The boy who bloody lived. Or he lived.
That's when they kill me. The boy who?
Lived Oh my God, Harry Potter asJason What's?
He say what's what's some Harry Potter lines?
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He goes, he goes. Nearly headless.
That's fucking mine. That's.
Mine, he goes. It's Betty Harmless.
I don't know is that. What else does he say?
Stupid boy. I think I can make that decision
for myself. Thanks.
Malfoy comes in, holds his hand out.
Got. To shake it, it's.
Important to make the right kindof friends around here.
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Make sure you don't get lost with the wrong lot or whatever,
he says. I think I can make that decision
for myself. That's good.
Damn, what are some famous HarryPotter lines?
I don't even know. Let's continue with this segment
as it. Is right now getting excited
about it for a lot. I got Gandalf.
OK, Yeah. A wizard is never late Frodo
Baggins. Nor is he early.
He arrives precisely when he means to.
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OK, now I got to remember this whole line off the top of my
head because. I can give.
You you just oh, OK, I can read it, OK.
You know, perfect. I was like trying to remember.
I was like, all right. A wizard is never late Frodo
Baggins. Nor is he early.
He arrives precisely when he means to.
You see, a wizard lives by a certain set of rules.
A precise set of rules, a transport, some things, if you
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will. That's good.
And I didn't. I'm not late.
I'm actually not. Late, I was busy.
Alright, that's good. What's your fucking problem?
What if we what if we do? Could you do a good snipe
impression as well? OK, yeah, what about Snipe?
That whole conversation with Dumbledore about raising pig for
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slaughter? So Snape?
Yeah, your Snape impression and then Dumbledore's Jason Statham.
OK, Yeah, that's a lot. That's a lot of impersonating.
But I I think, all right, let's see if we can pull it up.
Yeah. OK, so I think I'll start from
start with servers I guess. Yeah, yeah.
So I was Snape. So yeah, start from there.
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OK, OK, I'm going to get into mymy server Snape voice.
So why is there a corset? There's a there's an
advertisement on the side of this website, quotes.net that
has it's a corset. But.
Just without the midsection. The the the breasts area is
exposed. That's crazy.
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And then just above it is like atoe spreader for for toes.
This is what have you been looking at bro.
These are targeted. And then it's and then right
next to it is a quoted board that you can buy that says why
did God make man before woman? Because he didn't want any
advice on how to do it. Oh, ghetto.
That's freaking awesome. OK, that's awesome.
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OK, I'm buying that. Oh yeah, I can't wait to hang
that on my wall. Added to cart.
What does my wife think about this?
How fun is this one? He's a Christian man, but he's
also sexist. That's great.
That's good. OK, get into the the role of
service name. Harry Potter.
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Harry Potter. OK, so when the time comes, the
boy must die. That's correct.
Yes, yes, he must die. All right, and are you going to
read this bit? We see Snipe arrive in Harry
Potter's bedroom and collapse and collapsing in horror at the
sight of Lily's dead body. You've kept him so you can die
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at the proper moment. You've been raising him like a
pig for slaughter. He gets really aggressive in
that line. Don't tell me now that you've
grown to care for the boy, Snipe.
Cast a dear Patronus, the same one that he helped Harry find
the Sword of Gryffindor in Part 1.
Lily. A crying snipe is shown holding
Lily's body. After all this time.
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Always. So when the time comes, the boy
must die. Yes, he must die and Vollenmore
himself must do it. That is essential.
Bravo bro, that was fucking goodscene right there.
Oh my God. I honestly feel like Jason
Statham might make a better server snake.
Yeah, that sounded so good. I was in that for a minute.
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I started to get a bit emotional.
Raising him not a pig for snort.Or worse, you see.
When I did this movie Snatch, there was actually a scene where
there were pigs that were raisedfor slaughter in it and they fed
the the dead people to those pigs.
He he has such. That it was that lock stock and
two smoking barrels. I can't remember.
One of those ones, yeah, I was gonna Rishi movies.
He has such a way with his ability to go like intense and
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then like getting that whisper. There's like such a great
cadence with his with his voice very similar to Alan Rickman.
That'll be a very interesting back and forth between those
two. Damn, yeah.
Snipe and snipe and and. Stay and you know and that's I
think that's the most exciting part about AI is you know we're
gonna see that we can see that if we really want to one day
exactly we can totally desecratethe dead and and bring scenes
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like that to. Life.
That's very true. Just like they're doing with
Fast and Furious 15 with Paul Walker.
Yeah, that is actually crazy. There's definitely an ethics
thing there and I don't know if I fully agree with it.
I I want to do one more. OK, I reckon we do the whole
speech as Statham when you shallnot pass.
OK, flame of on door. I'm really getting put on the
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spot today. I'm really I'm.
Really great little quiz I'm. Last one I'm really earning
just. For my entertainment I don't
even give a fuck about it, but people are sick of it.
Really earning my Adsense this week.
We're earning that $3. All right, let's see.
OK, so this is Gandalf when he'sfacing off against the bow rod.
But Gandalf is Jason Statham. Yep.
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Correct. OK, OK.
I feel like we need, like, the music in the back, like the Lord
of the Rings, music in the background stuff to really make
this intense, to sell this. Yeah.
Yeah. You cannot pass.
I'm a servant of the secret Fire, wielder of the Flame of
Arnor. The Dark fire will not avail
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you. Flame of Udoon, go back to the
Shadow. You cannot pass.
That's great. That's great.
Does he, do you reckon, Jason? I don't know if Jason Statham
would do a big You shall not pass.
He wouldn't go. You.
Shout. I don't never hear him.
Scream. He doesn't scream.
He's very, he's very intense. He goes, you shall not.
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Pass, he whispered into the Balrog's fucking ear.
Let. Me tell you something for a
second, mate, This balrog, right?
Comes into comes into this mine.That's not even yours, mate.
OK, this is a mice of fucking Mori.
All right, you come in here and you tell me you want to pass.
Well, I've got news flash for you, mate.
You cannot pass. You think you're getting over
here? You think you're getting over
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this very small bridge that is honestly defying the laws of
physics a little bit? I actually don't know how the
dwarves built this in the 1st place.
I think you don't understand. You see, I'm a servant of the
secret fire, wielder of the Flame of Arnold.
You know what that is? You're going to have to read the
Silk Marillion to figure out what that is, because I'm
telling you right now it's a bitlower there.
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OK, I'm telling you right now, the dark fire that will not
avail you. What about when he's like, I saw
you fall? You know when everyone in the
second one, I saw you fall and he's like through fire?
Through fire and water and water.
No fire. And.
Water. Water.
Oh, thank you for that. I appreciate that.
That's all right, man. You know, that's fine.
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I'm just a puppet for you, really.
Just. Give me a little, Give me, give
me. Give me can you do an impression
of of? Give me some Sam Wise.
Sam Wise Goungy. Yeah.
I wasn't dropping no weaves, Sir.
Please don't tell me in anythingunnatural.
It's kind of sexual. It's all unnatural.
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You actually once please. Don't tell me in anything
unnatural. German.
No apes, I promise. That's I.
Made a promise. Oh, it's actually right here.
I made a promise, Mr. Frodo. I promise.
Don't you leave him Samoy's guarantee?
And I don't mean to. I don't mean to promise,
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promise. I'm a promise.
That's great. Jason Statham has Gollum.
OK. They stole it from us, those
Trixie little Hobbit says. He's just he plays the same gag
in every movie, just like. Not.
Even trying at all. That's great.
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We'll take them to her through the pass, keep it secret, keep
it safe. It's quite cool.
It's quite cool. Yeah, that's great.
Do not take me for some conjure of cheap tricks.
I'm not trying to rob you. The wizard's staff take the
wizard. Just trying.
To help anyway, that's great. Our next segment, shall we?
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Yeah. That's fucking funny.
I want to talk about a topic that, you know, everyone's been
through at some point, OK? Everyone's had one of these at
some point. What's that, A star?
A poo? Ohh, that's my game.
Everyone's had a poo at some point, yeah, Whether willingly
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or not, I. Don't really like the word poo
poo. Yeah, why not?
I don't know. Cool is shit.
Yeah, cool is shit. Yeah, ass vomit.
Somebody hey somebody shit. Yeah, I don't like the word poo.
Would you rather me add a pee onthe end of that and be a poo?
Yeah, I think. Say poop.
OK, everyone's had a poop. Poop.
Everyone's had a poop at one point.
Yeah. Done a poop or had a poop?
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Done. Have you done a poo or have you
had a poo? I don't like had a poo either.
Like word like it's like giving birth.
Oh, you had a baby? Nursing it.
I had a poo. I did.
I had a poo. I had a poo.
Poo's like really? Anyway, go on.
I just don't like the word poo is weird.
So OK, so everyone's, everyone did a poo at one point.
Yes, everyone's did a poo. God famously.
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Famously did a poop once. Anyway, I wanted to talk to
share some stories, some of the tune out now if we if you don't
want to. Hear about this?
The rest? Of the episode's going to be
about poop, yeah. This is the poop episode.
There is there's a very famous poop story that has gone around
our school for the longest time.It's the legend.
It's literally made it into the the legends of the school.
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Like it is insane. It is the story of King Kong's
finger. That's what we call it.
That's what we call it because it was so big.
It was like King Kong's finger. Oh, my God.
So one day, OK, I was one of thefirst to discover the poop.
It was real. Oh, by the.
Way yeah, I remember it it was Tuesday, Tuesday math class I I
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got out of math class and I to to go to the toilet and we go to
the mail toilets in that's good in a.
Block. Good start.
It was a block. Oh no.
And so I open one of the cubicles, as you do, and inside
I'm face to face with the most insane site I've ever seen.
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Oh my God. Up to this point in my life,
like even now, it was a shit. That was no exaggeration up like
in the S band, like it was that long that it was like you
couldn't see the end of the tailend of it was like halfway up
the S band all the way out literally above the toilet seat.
That's how long this thing was. It came out of the toilet like
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they would have had to have kindof like lifted their legs and
like raised off the toilet seat to finish to cut this thing.
They were raised by the shit. Oh God, like fucking Randy from
South Park. It was the biggest point I've
ever seen in my entire life, andit was the diameter of a.
Sure, microphone. Potentially like a coke can,
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maybe slightly. Narrower skinny coke can.
Or like proper coke can. Oh my God.
It ended up being a little bit probably narrower than that, but
it was massive and it was black.Black.
Black it was very dark. Oh my God.
And it was black spot. The most insane shit I've ever
seen. The black poop, black poop, the
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black poop, black poop. And and this became, you know,
it just spread like wildfire. Yeah, did.
You have you seen the poop? Have you seen the poop?
Everyone's gathering around. The poop.
The poop. The teachers.
Didn't know about it and then you know, 1 teacher's like the
poop. What's the what are you guys
talking about? What's King Kong's finger, the
nickname that had that had arisen from it?
Were you the first to discover I?
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Was one of the first. Yeah.
I just. No one had told me about it.
I discovered it on my own. Yeah.
And then around lunchtime, second.
Break it started to spread. I was like, fuck, have you seen
the giant fucking? Shit in there.
Everyone. Dude, I saw that earlier who did
that? And and it, it was literally
there for three days. It became like a shrine.
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Like people would come and visitthis poop.
At lunchtime to check. It was still there like like
everyone in the school would visit them.
Like holy fuck this is the biggest shit I've ever seen in
my. Pray to it.
Yeah, it. It got to the point they'd
obviously tried to flush it and it didn't work.
The the groundskeeper, whoever actually turned the water off to
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that toilet, drained the water out of it and let it sit there
for three days to actually get, I don't know, man.
After that, I don't know man. Does he just use shooting
bathrooms? They got staffed bathrooms.
I think that's. Covered in shit.
Yeah, and like what? Kid is going to be able to.
I don't know how old were. You 15. 15, a 15 year old.
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Yeah, but there's 17 year olds at the school too.
It's not. Yeah, the whole school isn't
divided into 1. Age group, Yeah, that's a good
point. He's an eighth grader.
He was an eighth. He's a 12 year old dude.
A giant poo. I don't know, He was a 12 year
old. He's a really like.
All right, put his uniform on. He's out of class.
Put him in detention right now. Ugly looking 12 year old.
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Put him in detention, This little turd.
I don't know who his parents are.
We're trying to find out. He won't talk.
Who's your mum and dad mate? Hey, you got a brother at this
store? Yeah, my brother's in in C block
in the other toilet. But yeah, like, literally
people, you know, they drained the water out of this thing.
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Yeah. And I think it was to let it dry
and cure so they could pick it up.
I honestly think it was to preserve it.
Yeah, to pick it up, yeah. Because it was insane.
And yeah, for three days it sat there and it became legend.
We had our theories as to who did it.
You have to check every day if it was still like, yeah, we did.
But then, you know, some youngerpeople didn't respect the shrine
and they like a few people like crunched up like chips and like
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threw the chips into the toilet just.
Just childish. There's just like coins in
there. People like putting their money
back and wishes in there. Come on, the great poopies.
Bless me, Bing. Yeah, it was.
It was, honestly. Like imagine, turn around saying
that. Do you even know in the moment?
Because it's all one piece. When it didn't flush it was
like. Oh yeah, When it didn't flush,
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you run away. Yeah, you move school.
Honestly, we had so many theories about we wanted to know
who did it, but we never found out the whole, I still remember,
you know, I took a photo of it at the time, but the phone
didn't do it justice. You know, I was back when phones
were pretty not great. The cameras were pretty, pretty
bad. And I took a photo and I was
like, I'm going to delete this because in real life it is so
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much bigger than this photo. This photo doesn't do it justice
and I don't want to remember it that way so I deleted the photo.
That's rough. I kind of regret it.
I do wish I still had a frame ofreference to be like look dude
it was out of the toilet seat. I've never seen something like
this in my life. Speechless.
I'm seriously there was a lot ofproof incidents at our school
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actually. Oh, really?
Yeah, we did. We, we did this musical and
there were like toilets at the musical hall, like where the the
hall was and like literally an hour before the musicals to
start, we like go to the like I went to the toilet.
Someone had taken a shit on top of the toilet seat at the back
of it and had it was sitting up like sitting upright like
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literally a whole turn sitting upright on like just sitting on
the back of the toilet like. Yeah, was it?
Hey, man, what's up, man? What are you doing?
And the same, I'd imagine, I'd imagine the same culprits, you
know, a few weeks later took a shit in the urinal in that same.
Complex, yeah. Again, sitting up.
Was it, was it quite a large? Oh yeah, yeah.
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But not, not anywhere near King's just.
One out there, just take a massive dump.
Picture the biggest poop you've ever done.
Double it. Double.
That's how big King Kong's finger was.
If not, triple it, dare I say. Jesus, yeah, I can't look.
I can't get over the width. I think the width the.
Width is, and that's what shocked us as well.
You know, like long and skinny. Sure.
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Yeah, anyone can do that. Yeah, plenty of times.
I've been to Sizzler enough times and used the whipped cream
machine. It's not, it's not that
impressive, but I'm the, the sheer structural integrity, the
girth, the length, I mean, it just, it was a marvel.
I'm surprised they didn't take it and submit it.
To something that measures that,I'm sad I didn't say it.
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It was fucking mental. That's unreal.
That reminds me of a story at school again.
Our school wasn't really into much shit play.
No, it didn't. Must must not have gone.
To a very good, good school boy we we were on school camp one
time there's. There's a direct correlation
between people that are into poop and intelligence, you know,
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poo incidents out of school and their ATAR score.
It's direct correlation, yeah. Yeah, we went to school camp and
for some reason my mates just decided to piss in the bin next
to the toilet. Like he was standing pissing
into the toilet and then he was just like, I'm going to piss
into the bin now as you do as a 16 year old boy.
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That's. Good, isn't it?
Because. That's just hilarious.
It was. And to be honest, he'd come out
and he was like, I just pissed in the bin.
And we all laughed because it was really funny.
Wasn't expecting that. Anyway, we're walking past like
the window to like, you know, our bedrooms and we're walking
past the window and we look in, we say that they're cleaning our
bedrooms. And the lady comes out of the
toilet and she's just holding a bag that is like half filled
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with piss. And she's just, her eyes are
just wide open. She's like, what the fuck is
this? And then now we've gone to a lot
of trouble and we're like, people were coming in and out of
our room all the time. How, how, why are you blaming
us? And it was so clearly my mate,
like he's just he's. Pissed all over his hands.
He has a lot on his shirt on that says I piss and bins, Mr. I
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piss and bins. But yeah.
And then and then we got into a lot of trouble and then he
eventually admitted it and I don't think anything really come
of it. They were just like, don't do
that. That's really weird.
That's gross and weird. And he was like.
And that teacher was like, we found urination in the bin.
We'll just like urination. Yeah, interesting.
And we're all sort of like looking at the person who did it
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like, yeah, he should definitelyown up to this.
Yeah, I'm with, you know, you got one of those shirts on with
the arrow. I'm instead of, I'm with stupid.
It's like I'm the guy who pisses.
Him beans. I don't know who it could be.
Could be everyone knew who it was.
Even the teacher knew, but he couldn't like just directly go
off that one person. Yeah, yeah.
But like we all we all know that's so it was like 3 like
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good boys, me and then two othermates and then the 4th 1 was
this particular child. Damn, we had a we had a guy on
our school camp. I don't know if I can tell this
story actually. No one tell it.
I mean you not signed any names.Yeah, we had a we had a guy at
our school, on our school camp who got caught jerking off.
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Yeah, in the corner of his. Thing.
You share the room with three other people.
Yeah, that's by the way. That's mental, but how long?
School camp 3 days. Three days and he literally
first night of school camp. First night.
First night this happened, sat in the corner of the room.
So there's like the front door. There is next to the front door
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is like just a ventilation, likea window, right.
And then there's a bunk bed kindof like right behind the window.
So he sat between the bunk bed and the window, like right in
the corner and he just starts going at it.
I think at the match of the corner.
I wasn't, I wasn't obviously there but I I was told this
story the next morning and he just started going at it in the
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corner and one of my mates was sitting on the bunk bed opposite
him and watch this whole thing take place, which is kind of
weird but voyeuristic of him. I would have rolled over and
just I ignored it. I would have told him to, but
he's all I threw his fucking pillow at him.
He'd been like, brother, good fucking go.
To bed as animalistic man I'm. Usually in here with you, we're
better than this. I'm getting sexually assaulted
by. You're just being in it.
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We're better than this. Yeah.
We've developed our brain, you know.
And he just starts going at it. And little did he know or one of
the teachers was going around just checking to make sure
everyone was asleep. Oh no.
And it was, it was about like a 50 year old woman.
Oh no. Yeah, and she's.
That's someone's grandmother. She's, she's walking and she
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looks over at the window, makes direct eye contact with his, his
Johnson first, I would imagine, and then just goes, just goes,
all right, everybody to bed. Tom, like literally she was
he's. Like I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm
sorry. He's like pulling his pants off
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and like, you know, just horrific.
And she was just like walked off, just didn't even say
anything. I don't even think she said
anything. I.
Feel bad for everyone involved. Yeah.
And she, she left. And then the next morning, you
know, we were like, oh, I wonderif he, I wonder if the teacher
told anybody, like surely she would have.
But then one of the other teachers, you know, go, goes
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that morning and is telling everyone to get out of their
rooms. And he stands outside of their
room and they all come out and he goes, gentlemen.
And then he looks at that guy and he goes, Tom, fake name.
Obviously I'm not going to reveal the real name of this
bloke, but yeah, so they knew. So the teachers, all the
teachers knew. And for the rest of camp, we
knew as well. And we're all like, that's,
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that's. Freaky so bad.
He's he's just he's like gentlemen come.
I mean tom-tom, Tom. I mean penis, oh penis jerking
jerk. Jack, Jack, Jack off, Jack off,
I mean. So crazy.
Oh my God, yeah, that's poor bloke.
That poor guy. Poor teacher, poor teacher.
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Everyone involved. I feel so sorry for them.
I'm trying to think. We don't think we had any
stories like that. Our school was very timid.
No bullies. No, you know, because.
You were the bull. No bullies, no one got caught
except me. Yeah, everyone was so scared of
how was everyone. I was always.
Pooping. I was always pooping on stuff.
Blaming other kids all the. Kids.
(36:38):
I don't know. Yeah.
No, we used they used to rang a round up from fucking some high
to high. Rang a round up and yeah, that
you got, you got rounded. Up.
Yeah, yeah. For our American listeners,
Rangers are what Australians call redheads and red hair.
Red hair, We got pretty in the early 2000s, Redhead.
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Well, I mean, just in general, redhead's got the pretty big
brunt of it because they got Summer Heights High, which is a
big Australian TV show that it rang around up and one of the
kids didn't have red hair and Jonah would just bully him
relentless. Yeah.
And then South Park released that episode about Ginger's not
having souls, and that kid did that whole thing about Ginger's
do have souls, do have souls. So, you know, it wasn't looking
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pretty well. I was sort of above it because I
was bullying everyone apparently.
Yeah, so you will. You were doing the bullying.
Yeah. You got to be one with the
bullies to avoid with the bullying.
But they did do rang around at one time and they went all the
older kids went around to grab all the Rangers and put them in
the and I remember they're coming up to me and they're like
Mitch and I'm like, right. And I was like walked with.
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Them did they like grab and? Dr. grabbed a few, they grabbed
a few people, but they didn't fuck with me.
Yeah, because you were a bully. Because I was a bully.
So I was like, you know what I mean?
They were like. You're either with us or
against. Us like we need one on the
inside and make sure you know I was a secret agent you either.
Help us round them up or we you know you.
You have no choice in it. I'll do it.
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Runs against. Me, I'm like a snitch.
Yeah. Oh my God.
It's like when the apes in Plantof the Apes worked with the.
Humans. Yeah, that's exactly what it is.
Yeah, exactly. Yeah, Coba is Mitch, how could
you the. Orangutans.
Yeah, running up all the orangutans and I'm helping.
Mitch traitor. There you go.
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Coba Coba and kick him, tase him.
Oh fuck, that's funny. That was you.
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You I have a I have a bone to pick with you mate this morning.
Actually, it just. It literally just.
Happened before this like just like an hour ago and I do
apologize but it was pretty. That upset me so much.
I basically I'm going, I'm goingto Brisbane to go to a friend's
wedding and I didn't have any shoes for the wedding.
(01:57):
I don't have a single pair of shoes at all.
This is famously wear slippers. Yeah, I only had, I only had
slippers. It's a black tie wedding.
I didn't have any fancy shoes for this this tuxedo.
So we go into this tuxedo store.The man, I say, first of all, I
actually, now I think about it, I explained to him.
I was like, yeah, I've already got a suit, but I just, I just
(02:20):
need some shoes. And he kind of stared at me and
didn't say anything. Yeah, he was kind of confused.
And I was like so OK, so like I have everything else and I re
explained it. I just need the shoes 'cause I
just, I need something to put onmy feet.
He wasn't. So good bloke.
They're kind of like this. They're kind of like this thing
that you like slip on, like you usually put a sock on and then
you slip. They got laces over, they got
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laces in them. And he was like, oh, so you need
shoes? They're.
Kind of like gloves, but for your feet and hard.
Why didn't you say that? Oh, yeah.
He was like, oh, oh, you want shoes?
I was like, yeah, yeah. Come on, come on over.
He's like, he didn't know what you were talking about.
It was very strange. He's good black though.
He helped you out, but I kind ofstuffed up.
Yeah, you. So he shows me these shoes.
(03:04):
Semi gore shoes, high gore shoes, The high gore shoes, you
know, they're almost reflected, they're shiny, but they look
good. They were also twice the price
of the regular shoes, so. That like heaps cooler, just
remember that. He's like, oh, these semi gloss
shoes, they're actually on sale really cheap, although the high
gloss ones, they're not on sale at all actually, and they're
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actually twice the price. And I was like, OK, well, I'll
try the semi gloss. And then I was like, I don't
know. Maybe I should try the high
gloss? And then you just chime in, Oh.
High gloss look pretty good. Pretty good.
I was like. Oh, feel like and that's not.
Even the upselling part. But I went, OK fine, I'll get
the high gloss shoes, why not? And then we're going to the
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counter and then you just start.No, no, in my defence, in my
defence, he will go to the counter and he goes, you need
anything else and you're like, no, I'm pretty good.
And he goes, do you need a belt to match your shoes?
And you're like, yeah, OK, I do need a belt.
So you got. Me a belt.
And then we're at the count, I'mabout to pay.
And he's like, do you need anything else?
And he's like, and of course, and he goes, of course you got
your pocket square. And you're like, no, I don't.
Need my pocket square as well. That's.
(04:08):
OK, well, good. And then I'm like, OK, like I'm,
I'm, I feel bad for the bloke atthis point.
I'm like, we don't need anythingelse.
We've got everything. You're like, yeah, I got
everything. And then I just see cufflinks on
the on the fucking count. I'm like, you've got your
cufflinks as a joke. Yeah.
I was like thinking you're not actually gonna cufflinks.
And he goes, yeah, you probably do need some he.
Goes he goes, oh, well, you don't need cufflinks unless you
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got a, a French shirt or something like whatever it's
called. And I was like, I do, that's
what I have. And he's like, oh, well, you
probably need cufflinks. And I was like, I've got
buttons, like, like this shirt comes with buttons.
And he's like, yeah, I was like,just put the cufflinks in, bro.
Like he's like, well, you probably need cufflinks.
Like let's just say your shirt looks like this.
(04:50):
And he pulls out his shirt and you're like, that's exactly what
my shirt looks like. I'm pretty sure that is the
shirt I bought. I.
Was like I looked at the brown. I was like, I was like, oh, Yep,
that's the same branded shirt. It compares it to the buttons as
you see these this it's a white shirt with black buttons and
see, see how this is like an Onyx stone in it and it matches
the buttons, but it's got this nice.
But I'm like, yeah, just put them in.
(05:11):
I literally said to him I was like, just put them in the
fucking. Just put him in the shoe.
But I just started up selling Jackson on like Glossier shoes
and cufflinks. I don't even fucking.
I went I didn't even get a Commission.
This blokes love and he's like fuck.
Some somehow, though, he did actually hook us up.
Oh yeah, cheaper shoes, absolutely.
He gave $50 off I. Thought we got shoes.
I thought you're gonna spend at least 500 bucks in there and you
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got away with like what? Yeah, it.
Was only like 450 $9 it was like. 499 It was a that.
Was really good actually. Yeah, actually surprisingly did
pretty well because that can work expensive like. 200 and. 7,
So it's pretty good. You're welcome.
Yeah, thanks. Dude, nice appreciate.
That upselled you. It don't even work there.
That was great, yeah. It was sort of a joke.
The cufflinks thing was like a joke.
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I was like, you know, you don't actually need cufflinks.
But then he actually did. And I was like.
My mom's been on me for like 2-3weeks.
She's actually been on me for about 3 months being like, have
you booked your flights? Have you booked your flights to
Brisbane for the wedding? I was like, I'll do, I'll get
around do it. Anyway, I finally booked them
two weeks out. Big mistakes, super so much more
(06:14):
expensive. And then she's been on me for
the last 2-3 weeks, maybe a month asking me to buy shoes and
it is the day before the wedding.
So but so but like, surely when you buy the suit, like it's all
part of it, you know what I mean?
You get full fit 'cause you got.Yeah, you would think that, but
then the guy was like, do you want shoes?
And I said no, I think I might have some.
(06:35):
And he went think or no. And I was like, what are you, my
dad? I was like, no, I I don't know,
I'll buy them later. And then I never went back and
bought them. I said I'll buy shoes when I
pick up the suits and I just allI want to do is go home and I
picked my suit. Up.
I think the guy was pretty confused that you come in just
to buy shoes. I feel like that's pretty rare.
Maybe or maybe not, I don't know.
It was, it was confused. It was.
(06:56):
Weird. It was confused when you just
wanted shoes. But he was really nice.
He also had the coolest name. Ever.
Yeah. Yeah.
Mervin. Mervin.
Yeah, He's a magician. Yeah, I was like, dude, that's a
the coolest name I think I've ever heard.
Urban was cool. I was like, I thought he said.
Marvin. I'm like, oh, it's kind of cool
with. Mervin.
Yeah. I was like, oh, Mervin, did you
say Mert with an E? Yeah, He's like, yeah.
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I'm like, dude, that's like Merlin.
With. AB it's yeah, it's fucking
awesome. Arvin with an E Oh my God, it's.
So coolest name. I was like the hell I'm gonna
name my next Skyrim play throughthis Mervin.
That's awesome. What a cool the.
Taylor Oh my God. Mervin the Taylor.
That's a black thing. Forging armor.
All these shit. Come on down the Mervyn's Taylor
shot. Another hand, he's like
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cufflinks, like they're making cufflinks out of the back.
They're so small. A really small hammer, think.
Think. Think.
Just on the tiniest amble. The world's tiniest amble.
He was a cool dude, gave me a good handshake afterwards.
He did. That's a classic suit shop
thing. Like you, really, If anywhere,
you're gonna be treated like a gentleman.
It's a suit shop. Yeah.
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I did actually notice something about him.
What? The fact he made fun of my
pants, you see? Do you remember that?
Was pretty funny, yeah. He's like, we just got back from
climbing. We're both covered in chalk.
He's wearing like he's. Like, oh, work bands.
Yeah, yeah. Big weekend boys, but just
covered in chalk. He's like, oh, like, put on the
shoes to try. And he's like, the shoes will
look better with, you know, likeactual pants.
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And I was like, OK and. He's like, and you will be
wearing black socks, of course. And, you know, I was like, yeah,
I was. Like you're not doing the
Michael Jackson. I was like, no, I get, I get it.
Yeah. Jokes, bro.
Listen here, Mervyn. Yeah.
All right. You might have the fucking cool
name, bro. Your name might be so fucking
cool, you think? You're fucking.
You think you're slick with that?
So cool man, Mervyn. Yeah, and they're all dressed
really well. But the thing I did notice about
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him was he. Was also wearing a suit.
He was wearing a suit, Yeah, butthe suit jacket wasn't on very
well, really crinkly at the back.
So it looked like he kept it sort of shoved into his.
Yeah. So when he was walking away, I
sort of like noticed the back ofhis suit and I'm like.
Yeah, never take, never take suit advice from a guy with a
crumpled, crumpled jacket. He was wearing a turtleneck and
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a jacket. Suit jacket at the toe.
He's kind of like. Smart casual which is sick.
Turtleneck and a suit jacket always looks good.
Speaking of experience, yeah, that was.
You wore that, my Premier. You wore one as well.
And so did Stefan. We all wore 1.
Yeah, it was kind of weird, actually.
We thought we were going to be unique and we're turtlenecks to
our like, graduation, final filmstuff in film school.
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There's like. Four people wearing.
Turtlenecks. Yeah, in in in the Gold Coast.
It wasn't cold. No, it was actually dozen bus to
wear. Choice.
Yeah, like we went out of the way to get turtlenecks.
To be. Sick.
And you're telling me every other person said yeah, I want a
turtleneck? We looked good that.
Night. Yeah, yeah, it's pretty sweet.
We definitely looked like we sold potions for sure.
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Transmutation. I thought it'd be fun to test
your ability. It's a voice act.
OK, yes. Hit, but more specifically
famous Wizard lines as Jason Statham, because I know you do a
great Jason Statham. OK, so that, OK, I know you're
good at voice acting, so I'm going to give you Jason Statham,
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arguably one of the actors of a generation, really fantastic
actor, truly one of the actors definitely of this generation.
He's a. Great actor.
Kidding me, I've seen Snatch. Yeah, he is pretty.
He's he. He's a good.
If he plays his role, you know he's a good.
Character. He's got a great voice and he's
fucking. He just knows how to look at the
camera. Like look, you know what I mean?
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He's just, he's got that look. He goes, I'm bored and I also
wear a suit every movie I'm in. I'm also contractually obligated
to take it off at least once to show my really hairy chest in
full ABS. I'm trying to get on Men's
Health magazine for the third time in a row.
Can you do that line read? There's like a clip of him going
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around and the director's just giving him like cool badass,
badass, badass badass ass lines badass.
You are American. I like cool, but I don't know
why I can't say butt us, butt us, butt us.
My asses are bad start. Singing Can you give me?
That line that he does with themeating the microchips.
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Oh yeah, it was like for like spy or something.
Like a spy movie. Yeah.
It's on Netflix show. What do you say?
He's like he's. Like I've I've eaten enough
microchips and shatting back outto make a computer.
Or something like that and. He's reading it and it's like an
outtake and he's laughing because he knows just how
ridiculous it sounds. So he just.
But he just fucking nails it. That's what I love about Jason
Statham. He's just, you know, he's, he's
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leant into the fact that his roles are usually pretty
ridiculous. Your whole final film is like a
spoof on his. Yeah, that's.
True. Yeah, kind of.
So I'm going to give Jackson some famous lines from famous
Wizards in the movie industry world.
OK. Oh, yeah, yeah.
All right. And then I want you to do them
as Jason Statham. OK.
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All right. Let me just channel me into
Jason Statham. This first one is a classic line
from Building Man from Dumbledore.
OK. Harry, did you put your name in
the Goblet of Fire? Oh, that's good, because you
know, very famously said very angrily.
Angrily in the movie, yeah, but very commonly in the book.
I don't know. I think Jason Statham might try
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and find a little bit of a middle ground, a bit, I think.
I don't think he'd go that aggressive.
Maybe give us two line rings, even the book version and then
the and then the movie version. OK, OK, I'll do the movie
version first. Harry, did you put your name in
a goblet of fire? See, that's aggressive.
OK. And then the book version,
calmly, yeah, I think calmly went up to Harry anyway.
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Harry, did you put your name in a goblet of fire?
I think that's pretty. I think that's pretty like the
calm. One better, I think the calm
one's better. And I think if he did like a bit
of an ad Lib, he'd be like. Harry, I went into the Goblet.
OK. We drew out a couple names.
You wouldn't think it, but your name came up.
Now. I'm going to ask you, Harry, and
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I'm only going to ask you once. Did you put your name in the cup
in a fire? I pulled out Victor Crumb.
I pulled out three names. Four.
He. Definitely doesn't say 4.
I pulled out three names. Victor Crumb, that random chick
from that other. Sister school Flora something.
That other guy from our school who is definitely going to have
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a really great career in acting,I'm sure.
One Batman. I'm pretty sure he's in Batman.
Pretty. Sure, he's in Batman.
And then I pull out your name. Harry Potter.
Harry Potter, underage student in the Goblet of Fire.
The boy who bloody lived. Or he lived.
That's when they kill me. The boy who?
Lived Oh my God, Harry Potter asJason What's?
He say what's what's some Harry Potter lines?
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He goes, he goes. Nearly headless.
That's fucking mine. That's.
Mine, he goes. It's Betty Harmless.
I don't know is that. What else does he say?
Stupid boy. I think I can make that decision
for myself. Thanks.
Malfoy comes in, holds his hand out.
Got. To shake it, it's.
Important to make the right kindof friends around here.
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Make sure you don't get lost with the wrong lot or whatever,
he says. I think I can make that decision
for myself. That's good.
Damn, what are some famous HarryPotter lines?
I don't even know. Let's continue with this segment
as it. Is right now getting excited
about it for a lot. I got Gandalf.
OK, Yeah. A wizard is never late Frodo
Baggins. Nor is he early.
He arrives precisely when he means to.
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OK, now I got to remember this whole line off the top of my
head because. I can give.
You you just oh, OK, I can read it, OK.
You know, perfect. I was like trying to remember.
I was like, all right. A wizard is never late Frodo
Baggins. Nor is he early.
He arrives precisely when he means to.
You see, a wizard lives by a certain set of rules.
A precise set of rules, a transport, some things, if you
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will. That's good.
And I didn't. I'm not late.
I'm actually not. Late, I was busy.
Alright, that's good. What's your fucking problem?
What if we what if we do? Could you do a good snipe
impression as well? OK, yeah, what about Snipe?
That whole conversation with Dumbledore about raising pig for
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slaughter? So Snape?
Yeah, your Snape impression and then Dumbledore's Jason Statham.
OK, Yeah, that's a lot. That's a lot of impersonating.
But I I think, all right, let's see if we can pull it up.
Yeah. OK, so I think I'll start from
start with servers I guess. Yeah, yeah.
So I was Snape. So yeah, start from there.
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OK, OK, I'm going to get into mymy server Snape voice.
So why is there a corset? There's a there's an
advertisement on the side of this website, quotes.net that
has it's a corset. But.
Just without the midsection. The the the breasts area is
exposed. That's crazy.
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And then just above it is like atoe spreader for for toes.
This is what have you been looking at bro.
These are targeted. And then it's and then right
next to it is a quoted board that you can buy that says why
did God make man before woman? Because he didn't want any
advice on how to do it. Oh, ghetto.
That's freaking awesome. OK, that's awesome.
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OK, I'm buying that. Oh yeah, I can't wait to hang
that on my wall. Added to cart.
What does my wife think about this?
How fun is this one? He's a Christian man, but he's
also sexist. That's great.
That's good. OK, get into the the role of
service name. Harry Potter.
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Harry Potter. OK, so when the time comes, the
boy must die. That's correct.
Yes, yes, he must die. All right, and are you going to
read this bit? We see Snipe arrive in Harry
Potter's bedroom and collapse and collapsing in horror at the
sight of Lily's dead body. You've kept him so you can die
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at the proper moment. You've been raising him like a
pig for slaughter. He gets really aggressive in
that line. Don't tell me now that you've
grown to care for the boy, Snipe.
Cast a dear Patronus, the same one that he helped Harry find
the Sword of Gryffindor in Part 1.
Lily. A crying snipe is shown holding
Lily's body. After all this time.
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Always. So when the time comes, the boy
must die. Yes, he must die and Vollenmore
himself must do it. That is essential.
Bravo bro, that was fucking goodscene right there.
Oh my God. I honestly feel like Jason
Statham might make a better server snake.
Yeah, that sounded so good. I was in that for a minute.
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I started to get a bit emotional.
Raising him not a pig for snort.Or worse, you see.
When I did this movie Snatch, there was actually a scene where
there were pigs that were raisedfor slaughter in it and they fed
the the dead people to those pigs.
He he has such. That it was that lock stock and
two smoking barrels. I can't remember.
One of those ones, yeah, I was gonna Rishi movies.
He has such a way with his ability to go like intense and
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then like getting that whisper. There's like such a great
cadence with his with his voice very similar to Alan Rickman.
That'll be a very interesting back and forth between those
two. Damn, yeah.
Snipe and snipe and and. Stay and you know and that's I
think that's the most exciting part about AI is you know we're
gonna see that we can see that if we really want to one day
exactly we can totally desecratethe dead and and bring scenes
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like that to. Life.
That's very true. Just like they're doing with
Fast and Furious 15 with Paul Walker.
Yeah, that is actually crazy. There's definitely an ethics
thing there and I don't know if I fully agree with it.
I I want to do one more. OK, I reckon we do the whole
speech as Statham when you shallnot pass.
OK, flame of on door. I'm really getting put on the
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spot today. I'm really I'm.
Really great little quiz I'm. Last one I'm really earning
just. For my entertainment I don't
even give a fuck about it, but people are sick of it.
Really earning my Adsense this week.
We're earning that $3. All right, let's see.
OK, so this is Gandalf when he'sfacing off against the bow rod.
But Gandalf is Jason Statham. Yep.
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Correct. OK, OK.
I feel like we need, like, the music in the back, like the Lord
of the Rings, music in the background stuff to really make
this intense, to sell this. Yeah.
Yeah. You cannot pass.
I'm a servant of the secret Fire, wielder of the Flame of
Arnor. The Dark fire will not avail
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you. Flame of Udoon, go back to the
Shadow. You cannot pass.
That's great. That's great.
Does he, do you reckon, Jason? I don't know if Jason Statham
would do a big You shall not pass.
He wouldn't go. You.
Shout. I don't never hear him.
Scream. He doesn't scream.
He's very, he's very intense. He goes, you shall not.
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Pass, he whispered into the Balrog's fucking ear.
Let. Me tell you something for a
second, mate, This balrog, right?
Comes into comes into this mine.That's not even yours, mate.
OK, this is a mice of fucking Mori.
All right, you come in here and you tell me you want to pass.
Well, I've got news flash for you, mate.
You cannot pass. You think you're getting over
here? You think you're getting over
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this very small bridge that is honestly defying the laws of
physics a little bit? I actually don't know how the
dwarves built this in the 1st place.
I think you don't understand. You see, I'm a servant of the
secret fire, wielder of the Flame of Arnold.
You know what that is? You're going to have to read the
Silk Marillion to figure out what that is, because I'm
telling you right now it's a bitlower there.
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OK, I'm telling you right now, the dark fire that will not
avail you. What about when he's like, I saw
you fall? You know when everyone in the
second one, I saw you fall and he's like through fire?
Through fire and water and water.
No fire. And.
Water. Water.
Oh, thank you for that. I appreciate that.
That's all right, man. You know, that's fine.
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I'm just a puppet for you, really.
Just. Give me a little, Give me, give
me. Give me can you do an impression
of of? Give me some Sam Wise.
Sam Wise Goungy. Yeah.
I wasn't dropping no weaves, Sir.
Please don't tell me in anythingunnatural.
It's kind of sexual. It's all unnatural.
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You actually once please. Don't tell me in anything
unnatural. German.
No apes, I promise. That's I.
Made a promise. Oh, it's actually right here.
I made a promise, Mr. Frodo. I promise.
Don't you leave him Samoy's guarantee?
And I don't mean to. I don't mean to promise,
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promise. I'm a promise.
That's great. Jason Statham has Gollum.
OK. They stole it from us, those
Trixie little Hobbit says. He's just he plays the same gag
in every movie, just like. Not.
Even trying at all. That's great.
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We'll take them to her through the pass, keep it secret, keep
it safe. It's quite cool.
It's quite cool. Yeah, that's great.
Do not take me for some conjure of cheap tricks.
I'm not trying to rob you. The wizard's staff take the
wizard. Just trying.
To help anyway, that's great. Our next segment, shall we?
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Yeah. That's fucking funny.
I want to talk about a topic that, you know, everyone's been
through at some point, OK? Everyone's had one of these at
some point. What's that, A star?
A poo? Ohh, that's my game.
Everyone's had a poo at some point, yeah, Whether willingly
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or not, I. Don't really like the word poo
poo. Yeah, why not?
I don't know. Cool is shit.
Yeah, cool is shit. Yeah, ass vomit.
Somebody hey somebody shit. Yeah, I don't like the word poo.
Would you rather me add a pee onthe end of that and be a poo?
Yeah, I think. Say poop.
OK, everyone's had a poop. Poop.
Everyone's had a poop at one point.
Yeah. Done a poop or had a poop?
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Done. Have you done a poo or have you
had a poo? I don't like had a poo either.
Like word like it's like giving birth.
Oh, you had a baby? Nursing it.
I had a poo. I did.
I had a poo. I had a poo.
Poo's like really? Anyway, go on.
I just don't like the word poo is weird.
So OK, so everyone's, everyone did a poo at one point.
Yes, everyone's did a poo. God famously.
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Famously did a poop once. Anyway, I wanted to talk to
share some stories, some of the tune out now if we if you don't
want to. Hear about this?
The rest? Of the episode's going to be
about poop, yeah. This is the poop episode.
There is there's a very famous poop story that has gone around
our school for the longest time.It's the legend.
It's literally made it into the the legends of the school.
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Like it is insane. It is the story of King Kong's
finger. That's what we call it.
That's what we call it because it was so big.
It was like King Kong's finger. Oh, my God.
So one day, OK, I was one of thefirst to discover the poop.
It was real. Oh, by the.
Way yeah, I remember it it was Tuesday, Tuesday math class I I
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got out of math class and I to to go to the toilet and we go to
the mail toilets in that's good in a.
Block. Good start.
It was a block. Oh no.
And so I open one of the cubicles, as you do, and inside
I'm face to face with the most insane site I've ever seen.
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Oh my God. Up to this point in my life,
like even now, it was a shit. That was no exaggeration up like
in the S band, like it was that long that it was like you
couldn't see the end of the tailend of it was like halfway up
the S band all the way out literally above the toilet seat.
That's how long this thing was. It came out of the toilet like
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they would have had to have kindof like lifted their legs and
like raised off the toilet seat to finish to cut this thing.
They were raised by the shit. Oh God, like fucking Randy from
South Park. It was the biggest point I've
ever seen in my entire life, andit was the diameter of a.
Sure, microphone. Potentially like a coke can,
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maybe slightly. Narrower skinny coke can.
Or like proper coke can. Oh my God.
It ended up being a little bit probably narrower than that, but
it was massive and it was black.Black.
Black it was very dark. Oh my God.
And it was black spot. The most insane shit I've ever
seen. The black poop, black poop, the
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black poop, black poop. And and this became, you know,
it just spread like wildfire. Yeah, did.
You have you seen the poop? Have you seen the poop?
Everyone's gathering around. The poop.
The poop. The teachers.
Didn't know about it and then you know, 1 teacher's like the
poop. What's the what are you guys
talking about? What's King Kong's finger, the
nickname that had that had arisen from it?
Were you the first to discover I?
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Was one of the first. Yeah.
I just. No one had told me about it.
I discovered it on my own. Yeah.
And then around lunchtime, second.
Break it started to spread. I was like, fuck, have you seen
the giant fucking? Shit in there.
Everyone. Dude, I saw that earlier who did
that? And and it, it was literally
there for three days. It became like a shrine.
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Like people would come and visitthis poop.
At lunchtime to check. It was still there like like
everyone in the school would visit them.
Like holy fuck this is the biggest shit I've ever seen in
my. Pray to it.
Yeah, it. It got to the point they'd
obviously tried to flush it and it didn't work.
The the groundskeeper, whoever actually turned the water off to
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that toilet, drained the water out of it and let it sit there
for three days to actually get, I don't know, man.
After that, I don't know man. Does he just use shooting
bathrooms? They got staffed bathrooms.
I think that's. Covered in shit.
Yeah, and like what? Kid is going to be able to.
I don't know how old were. You 15. 15, a 15 year old.
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Yeah, but there's 17 year olds at the school too.
It's not. Yeah, the whole school isn't
divided into 1. Age group, Yeah, that's a good
point. He's an eighth grader.
He was an eighth. He's a 12 year old dude.
A giant poo. I don't know, He was a 12 year
old. He's a really like.
All right, put his uniform on. He's out of class.
Put him in detention right now. Ugly looking 12 year old.
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Put him in detention, This little turd.
I don't know who his parents are.
We're trying to find out. He won't talk.
Who's your mum and dad mate? Hey, you got a brother at this
store? Yeah, my brother's in in C block
in the other toilet. But yeah, like, literally
people, you know, they drained the water out of this thing.
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Yeah. And I think it was to let it dry
and cure so they could pick it up.
I honestly think it was to preserve it.
Yeah, to pick it up, yeah. Because it was insane.
And yeah, for three days it sat there and it became legend.
We had our theories as to who did it.
You have to check every day if it was still like, yeah, we did.
But then, you know, some youngerpeople didn't respect the shrine
and they like a few people like crunched up like chips and like
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threw the chips into the toilet just.
Just childish. There's just like coins in
there. People like putting their money
back and wishes in there. Come on, the great poopies.
Bless me, Bing. Yeah, it was.
It was, honestly. Like imagine, turn around saying
that. Do you even know in the moment?
Because it's all one piece. When it didn't flush it was
like. Oh yeah, When it didn't flush,
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you run away. Yeah, you move school.
Honestly, we had so many theories about we wanted to know
who did it, but we never found out the whole, I still remember,
you know, I took a photo of it at the time, but the phone
didn't do it justice. You know, I was back when phones
were pretty not great. The cameras were pretty, pretty
bad. And I took a photo and I was
like, I'm going to delete this because in real life it is so
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much bigger than this photo. This photo doesn't do it justice
and I don't want to remember it that way so I deleted the photo.
That's rough. I kind of regret it.
I do wish I still had a frame ofreference to be like look dude
it was out of the toilet seat. I've never seen something like
this in my life. Speechless.
I'm seriously there was a lot ofproof incidents at our school
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actually. Oh, really?
Yeah, we did. We, we did this musical and
there were like toilets at the musical hall, like where the the
hall was and like literally an hour before the musicals to
start, we like go to the like I went to the toilet.
Someone had taken a shit on top of the toilet seat at the back
of it and had it was sitting up like sitting upright like
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literally a whole turn sitting upright on like just sitting on
the back of the toilet like. Yeah, was it?
Hey, man, what's up, man? What are you doing?
And the same, I'd imagine, I'd imagine the same culprits, you
know, a few weeks later took a shit in the urinal in that same.
Complex, yeah. Again, sitting up.
Was it, was it quite a large? Oh yeah, yeah.
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But not, not anywhere near King's just.
One out there, just take a massive dump.
Picture the biggest poop you've ever done.
Double it. Double.
That's how big King Kong's finger was.
If not, triple it, dare I say. Jesus, yeah, I can't look.
I can't get over the width. I think the width the.
Width is, and that's what shocked us as well.
You know, like long and skinny. Sure.
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Yeah, anyone can do that. Yeah, plenty of times.
I've been to Sizzler enough times and used the whipped cream
machine. It's not, it's not that
impressive, but I'm the, the sheer structural integrity, the
girth, the length, I mean, it just, it was a marvel.
I'm surprised they didn't take it and submit it.
To something that measures that,I'm sad I didn't say it.
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It was fucking mental. That's unreal.
That reminds me of a story at school again.
Our school wasn't really into much shit play.
No, it didn't. Must must not have gone.
To a very good, good school boy we we were on school camp one
time there's. There's a direct correlation
between people that are into poop and intelligence, you know,
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poo incidents out of school and their ATAR score.
It's direct correlation, yeah. Yeah, we went to school camp and
for some reason my mates just decided to piss in the bin next
to the toilet. Like he was standing pissing
into the toilet and then he was just like, I'm going to piss
into the bin now as you do as a 16 year old boy.
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That's. Good, isn't it?
Because. That's just hilarious.
It was. And to be honest, he'd come out
and he was like, I just pissed in the bin.
And we all laughed because it was really funny.
Wasn't expecting that. Anyway, we're walking past like
the window to like, you know, our bedrooms and we're walking
past the window and we look in, we say that they're cleaning our
bedrooms. And the lady comes out of the
toilet and she's just holding a bag that is like half filled
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with piss. And she's just, her eyes are
just wide open. She's like, what the fuck is
this? And then now we've gone to a lot
of trouble and we're like, people were coming in and out of
our room all the time. How, how, why are you blaming
us? And it was so clearly my mate,
like he's just he's. Pissed all over his hands.
He has a lot on his shirt on that says I piss and bins, Mr. I
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piss and bins. But yeah.
And then and then we got into a lot of trouble and then he
eventually admitted it and I don't think anything really come
of it. They were just like, don't do
that. That's really weird.
That's gross and weird. And he was like.
And that teacher was like, we found urination in the bin.
We'll just like urination. Yeah, interesting.
And we're all sort of like looking at the person who did it
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like, yeah, he should definitelyown up to this.
Yeah, I'm with, you know, you got one of those shirts on with
the arrow. I'm instead of, I'm with stupid.
It's like I'm the guy who pisses.
Him beans. I don't know who it could be.
Could be everyone knew who it was.
Even the teacher knew, but he couldn't like just directly go
off that one person. Yeah, yeah.
But like we all we all know that's so it was like 3 like
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good boys, me and then two othermates and then the 4th 1 was
this particular child. Damn, we had a we had a guy on
our school camp. I don't know if I can tell this
story actually. No one tell it.
I mean you not signed any names.Yeah, we had a we had a guy at
our school, on our school camp who got caught jerking off.
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Yeah, in the corner of his. Thing.
You share the room with three other people.
Yeah, that's by the way. That's mental, but how long?
School camp 3 days. Three days and he literally
first night of school camp. First night.
First night this happened, sat in the corner of the room.
So there's like the front door. There is next to the front door
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is like just a ventilation, likea window, right.
And then there's a bunk bed kindof like right behind the window.
So he sat between the bunk bed and the window, like right in
the corner and he just starts going at it.
I think at the match of the corner.
I wasn't, I wasn't obviously there but I I was told this
story the next morning and he just started going at it in the
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corner and one of my mates was sitting on the bunk bed opposite
him and watch this whole thing take place, which is kind of
weird but voyeuristic of him. I would have rolled over and
just I ignored it. I would have told him to, but
he's all I threw his fucking pillow at him.
He'd been like, brother, good fucking go.
To bed as animalistic man I'm. Usually in here with you, we're
better than this. I'm getting sexually assaulted
by. You're just being in it.
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We're better than this. Yeah.
We've developed our brain, you know.
And he just starts going at it. And little did he know or one of
the teachers was going around just checking to make sure
everyone was asleep. Oh no.
And it was, it was about like a 50 year old woman.
Oh no. Yeah, and she's.
That's someone's grandmother. She's, she's walking and she
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looks over at the window, makes direct eye contact with his, his
Johnson first, I would imagine, and then just goes, just goes,
all right, everybody to bed. Tom, like literally she was
he's. Like I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm
sorry. He's like pulling his pants off
(35:14):
and like, you know, just horrific.
And she was just like walked off, just didn't even say
anything. I don't even think she said
anything. I.
Feel bad for everyone involved. Yeah.
And she, she left. And then the next morning, you
know, we were like, oh, I wonderif he, I wonder if the teacher
told anybody, like surely she would have.
But then one of the other teachers, you know, go, goes
(35:36):
that morning and is telling everyone to get out of their
rooms. And he stands outside of their
room and they all come out and he goes, gentlemen.
And then he looks at that guy and he goes, Tom, fake name.
Obviously I'm not going to reveal the real name of this
bloke, but yeah, so they knew. So the teachers, all the
teachers knew. And for the rest of camp, we
knew as well. And we're all like, that's,
(35:57):
that's. Freaky so bad.
He's he's just he's like gentlemen come.
I mean tom-tom, Tom. I mean penis, oh penis jerking
jerk. Jack, Jack, Jack off, Jack off,
I mean. So crazy.
Oh my God, yeah, that's poor bloke.
That poor guy. Poor teacher, poor teacher.
(36:18):
Everyone involved. I feel so sorry for them.
I'm trying to think. We don't think we had any
stories like that. Our school was very timid.
No bullies. No, you know, because.
You were the bull. No bullies, no one got caught
except me. Yeah, everyone was so scared of
how was everyone. I was always.
Pooping. I was always pooping on stuff.
Blaming other kids all the. Kids.
(36:38):
I don't know. Yeah.
No, we used they used to rang a round up from fucking some high
to high. Rang a round up and yeah, that
you got, you got rounded. Up.
Yeah, yeah. For our American listeners,
Rangers are what Australians call redheads and red hair.
Red hair, We got pretty in the early 2000s, Redhead.
(36:59):
Well, I mean, just in general, redhead's got the pretty big
brunt of it because they got Summer Heights High, which is a
big Australian TV show that it rang around up and one of the
kids didn't have red hair and Jonah would just bully him
relentless. Yeah.
And then South Park released that episode about Ginger's not
having souls, and that kid did that whole thing about Ginger's
do have souls, do have souls. So, you know, it wasn't looking
(37:20):
pretty well. I was sort of above it because I
was bullying everyone apparently.
Yeah, so you will. You were doing the bullying.
Yeah. You got to be one with the
bullies to avoid with the bullying.
But they did do rang around at one time and they went all the
older kids went around to grab all the Rangers and put them in
the and I remember they're coming up to me and they're like
Mitch and I'm like, right. And I was like walked with.
(37:40):
Them did they like grab and? Dr. grabbed a few, they grabbed
a few people, but they didn't fuck with me.
Yeah, because you were a bully. Because I was a bully.
So I was like, you know what I mean?
They were like. You're either with us or
against. Us like we need one on the
inside and make sure you know I was a secret agent you either.
Help us round them up or we you know you.
You have no choice in it. I'll do it.
(38:02):
Runs against. Me, I'm like a snitch.
Yeah. Oh my God.
It's like when the apes in Plantof the Apes worked with the.
Humans. Yeah, that's exactly what it is.
Yeah, exactly. Yeah, Coba is Mitch, how could
you the. Orangutans.
Yeah, running up all the orangutans and I'm helping.
Mitch traitor. There you go.
(38:25):
Coba Coba and kick him, tase him.
Oh fuck, that's funny. That was you.
That was me. Well, that's all the time we
have on the Wizards Tower. If you'd like to reach the
Wizards, you can send her now tothe Wizards Tower pod@gmail.com
(38:48):
and you can also follow us on Instagram and TikTok.
Well, that is anyway. Don't forget to grab your hat,
grab your starve, and we'll see you on the next episode of The
Wizard's Tower.
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