53: The Top 5 Episode

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Episode Transcript

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Dude, I got these new shoes thatlike have no laces.
You just like put your foot straight in.
They're great. What, no like slip on shoes?
Yeah. Slip on shoes.
Yeah, no, wait, dude, those are like the ones I used to have at
Psychic. School.
What's psychic school? Oh.
So, so you don't remember this? So, so like years, like a while
ago, I was kind of like walking around with my wizard robes on
in public. Yeah.
And you know, sort of doing somespells and stuff.

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And then some people came and like recruited me in into like
this psychic school and they said they'd they'd take me to a
building with like minded individuals.
Individuals. It was a school.
Yeah, Yeah. Well, it was, it was kind of
like less of a school. There wasn't a lot of teaching
going on. It was kind of more like they
would lock me in this like whitepadded room for like 18 to 20

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hours a day, right. Yeah.
And then they, and then they'd give me these like potions and
elixirs that they said would help me, but I kind of felt like
they just kind of like dampened my psychic powers.
OK. Yeah.
How? How long were you there for?
It wasn't Time works a little bit differently.
There it was. It was probably maybe like 5

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weeks. Five weeks isn't too bad.
Oh, maybe. 606 weeks. OK, no.
No, no. Years.
Probably six years. Years.
Yeah, yeah, probably. Yeah, maybe 7.
I don't know if that was a psychic school bro.
I don't know, I don't remember much from that.
Anyway, welcome back to the Wizards.
Tower back to the Wizards Tower.The Wizards Tower.

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We have a very special episode this week and before people
people come in the comments and say this is the worst episode
they've ever listened to. This was not my idea.
Wait a minute, wait a minute. Your idea man.
Yeah, but this is a great idea. OK, so this episode is the top

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five episodes. We've been getting a lot of good
feedback on the top fives in terms of views on the old TikTok
and Reels. We've got like a top five cow
and I just want to keep milking that motherfucker.
You want all the top fives out. You want to just instantly jump
to like, it's like when Youtubers get like a like in the
early twenty 10s, they'd get like a million subscribers and

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then a big production company would come along.
Where do you make a movie out ofthis?
Like a million subscribers equals a million tickets, $15 a
ticket. That's like $15 million.
I look back at that Tik Toks andlike the only ones that have
like decent views are like top lives.
I'm like, we're gonna make a whole episode that's only top
five. So this is the top.
Five episode episode exciting. First top five top five podcast

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episodes. I would say #1 oh, no, in
particular order, yeah, the veryfirst one we did.
Oh yeah, that was pretty good. And then the rest of them would.
Come and I was like, Nah, that was pretty.
And then like episode 7, right? We kind of lost it for a bit.
Yeah, and then we come back, come back.
I feel like every 10 episodes wehave a bang outside.
But we do, actually, we've come with a few top five lists, yes,

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not 5 each, that would have mademore sense, but we.
Yeah. But yeah, I think you've got
three. I've got.
Three, I've got three, I told Jackson.
Thing of three, I was trying to do the math.
I was like, if we want to talk about our top fives, like 5 to
10 minutes, 3H, yeah, that's badnow.
Should be maybe, yeah. About 20 minutes and I just give
zero input. Just go alright, number one this

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and I go. Yep, yeah, yeah, cool, good.
I agree too. Can we like speed this along?
I don't agree with that one. Oh, you want to elaborate?
No. No, actually, move on.
I think I've said enough. And then for yours, I'm like,
whoa, Oh my God, that's such a great topic and.
I I'm like, yeah. Trying so hard to make this this
podcast interesting. You're just like sandbagging it.

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Yeah. Let's go number one, number one,
top five all. Right.
Don't need to. I don't know why you've been so
enthusiast. It's not.
No, I'm excited. It's not.
Really that big of a? Deal.
Man, it's not OK. Well.
Just fucking top five, top five Jackson Field fucking episodes,
OK? Like whatever.

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Top top five worst moments on the podcast.
Right now this takes all 5. What's your first top five?
My first top five is video game characters to get a beer with
top five video game characters. Sorry, can you just pitch that
in the form of a TikTok so you'll find that later?
Top five video game characters to get a beer with, but I'd love

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to hear them. #5 might shock you.
Oh my God, oh chat clip that someone clip that oh, can
someone clip that chat you gottaclip that chat come clip coming
in at #5 Arthur Morgan and purely because Arthur Morgan's
oh coming in at #5 let's redo this coming in.
I gotta make. I gotta.
Coming. Arthur is coming right now.

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Coming on number 5 is Arthur Morgan.
Coming in at #5 Arthur Morgan from Red Dead Redemption 2 Now
the reason why I chose Arthur Morgan is number 5 that.
Way too slow. And that's just that's 7 seconds
of the tick tock gone. OHK.
OK, OK. You need almost talk like Alvin
and the Chipmunks. This is the reason because

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people are gonna watch it on onepoint. 5 So I gotta already put
it, yeah. Yeah, you know, yeah.
Coming in #5 Arthur Morgan from Red Dead Redemption two.
OK, now I chose Arthur Morgan because of the, purely because
of that one night he has with Lenny in like the first like
chapter. Oh.
Yeah, which is just a crazy night, which kind of turns into
like that scene from like Shrek the Third or Shrek 4 where where

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like Shrek is having that like internal crisis about the
existential crisis about having.Kids.
Yeah, Yeah. And he's like donkey.
Donkey turns around. Bubba Boo, Buba Boo.
I mean donkey Bubba Boo. Like that?
Because it doesn't. Yeah.
Arthur Morgan, like, turns like a prostitute around.
It's like Lenny. Lenny, Lenny.

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That's exactly why I chose it. I'm like, holy shit.
If we were out one night drinking, Yeah.
And I just turned people around.It's just you everywhere.
Holy shit, subscribe to my YouTube channel.
Oh fuck, I hate this guy. Oh, this guy sucks.
Hi, my name is Jack. Oh, shut the fuck up man.
Oh God. The the the reference is over.

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The format is over. Stop milking that.
I like go up to a tradie and tournaments Mason I go up to
like. I'm Mason.
Oh, God, Jesus Christ. I mean, doctor sapped you on
this beer. Oh, this beer's like this beer
needs buddy handwriting. These beers are buddy dangerous.
They just keep going down so easy.
This elixir, this is dangerous #4 Master Chief, Because I feel

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like you'd have some stories. I don't think necessarily he'd
be great to drink with in terms of like getting smashed.
I feel like a quiet beer by a fireplace.
On a Halo. Ring on a Halo ring, someone on
a Halo ring while he's just killed all the flood and I'm
just having a beer with him and he's just telling stories about
killing stuff. Yeah, see, but I I just
instantly see the the biggest flaw with your plan right here.

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He doesn't get. Drunk he he can't take his
helmet off, so how would he be able to drink beers?
Man, Oh my God, you just have tosit.
There, honestly watching you, I just like plug him into a beer
or something like he's got an IVdrip or some shit.
Yeah, or Cortana like messes with his brain and turns it to
like the buzz mode or something.Yeah, I feel like he would be.
That's a great point. I feel like he would be kind of

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cool to drink a beer with, but also I feel like he'd almost
wouldn't be able to take a joke,be like a little bit too
straight. Nah.
He'd be like, oh man, that's. Fucking.
Crazy, right? Like how crazy is I'm drunker
than the pilot or the Pillar of Autumn, am I right?
You know, because they crash anddie and you'd be like, that's
not funny. I was.
Really watch this. Hey, I was there.

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What are you doing? Giving them beer, giving them
their beer back, or giving. Them back their beer and then he
slides a giant like pack of coronas out the spaceship.
It's giving them that beer. What are you doing giving them
back their Coronas? Vin Diesel's on the back as
well. Family fist bumping fucking the

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Spanish music starts playing and.
It's like. Gone down.
Yeah, maybe you're right. Maybe he would just be
constantly giving back the covenant that beer.
You'd give him a beer. You'd be like, hey bro, you want
you want a beer? And then he'd grab it.
And then what are you doing? I'm giving you back your beer.
It's like, no, I no, that's for you, man.
That's for you. I'm taking the beard.
Out there everything says would just be awesome you.

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Don't need to give your beer to them, man.
I don't. Think this is The Cave or
whatever he says in the. First he he starts like forcing
the beer down your throat, giving you.
Back your beer. I'm.
Taking the beer to them. No stop please.
Yeah, OK, maybe Master Chief isn't great it.

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Could be scary. It could be fun, yeah #3 girl
from the Witcher again. I feel like he'd have some crazy
stories. Another straight face kind of
guy. No, I.
Feel like he would have some crazy stories and also he's kind
of like a bit of a chick magnet,you know what I mean?
He'd get some bad. He would get the baddies on you
just watch. So you'd be you'd be in like the
cock chair. Yeah, but like he might like.

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Haven't. We all got friends, haven't
they? You can have Jennifer and I can
have what's the red trist? Yeah.
No, but he, he. He's in love with both of both
of them. Yeah.
Shit, I didn't think. Yeah.
So you'd just be sitting there. Yeah, maybe he would be shit
too. Well, you could, you know,
there's Roach the. Horse.
Yeah, the horse, I guess. I don't know.

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I don't know. He's I'm.
Going to have some good stories though for sure.
A few beers in he might relax a bit and then you can get some
cool like, oh that's true, that gin dude like that was crazy.
Yeah, I feel like he'd have. He'd be so nonchalant about it,
though. I feel like he wouldn't want to
tell the stories to be like. Yeah, that'd be great.
Damn, that's probably true too. Yeah, no, I'd get it out of him,
but I think in my mind he would open up a bit.

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Going back to Halo, I think the Arbiter would be great to have a
beer with. The arbiter might be good.
Because he's a bit more chill. Yeah, He's a little bit more
laid back. He's kind of like, yeah, man.
Dude, what was it like when you was a traitor to your whole
race? Was fucking crazy, man, like and
you know, we we're not allowed to drink in the covenant.
But you know, now that I'm I'm kind of like been disowned by

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that. I can kind of do whatever I
want. I feel like you'd be a little
bit of a loose, loose unit. That's cool.
Yeah, that's a good point. I don't know.
And then number 44, The Predator.
And I'm joking. He would be crazy over beer with
the Predator. I got a Predator.
Just any of the just a predator.Just go into like birdies, like
a nightclub and then you'll be having drinks with plenty of.

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Predator. Yeah, yeah.
Just don't leave your drink under.
Ten, I was just thinking like a lion or like a tiger, like just
apex predator. You're like, you're like, yeah,
I'm going to be with the with the Predator tonight.
Oh, that's sick. Like from the movies.
He's like, no, his name's Dave. No, no, it's just this.
The bolding 50 year old over there.
Weird guy I know from work and he just keeps inviting me out

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for drinking. He's got himself with the.
Predator, he says. Oh, I'll look after you, drink
for you and he. Won't be able to stop me
tonight. You're like what?
Yeah. #4 Number 432. Number 2.
Two. Yeah, yeah.
Kirby. Oh, OK.
I want to see how much Kirby candrink.

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Yeah, it turns into a beer. Yeah, that'd actually be yeah.
You wouldn't want him to get toodrunk, though.
He might. Kirby might drink.
And. Star my drink and star he might
eat me. Oh my God, that would be cool
because he eats you and then pops you out.
That's. Not true.
And then becomes. Mash he does anyway, Yeah, Yeah.
So it'd be cool to like him to absorb me and then just has like

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an orange wig on. What's your power then?
No, nothing. Yeah, well that's so sad.
He's like why did I super anxious?
I'm so me. I'm so me.
He's like, no. I'm good bro.
No, that's all good. You can keep that.
You can keep that power. Yeah, and then finally Zero Suit

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Samus. So that's my list do.
You want to elaborate on Zero Suit Samus?
I don't think I need to. You know what I'm?
Saying Jesus. Yeah, have you got a list?
Sorry, dumb that. Is that's.

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Telling I was looking at the Smash Bros lineup and I thought
that was funny. So you were just looking at, you
were probably playing some SmashBros and you were like it.
Would be good to have a drink here.
Oh. I'd love to have a drink with.
I had an honorable mention Trevor from GTA, but I don't
know if I'd be able to hang withhim.
Nah, he'd be a little bit crazy.Yeah, he'd be a bit weird, man.
Freaky. I'd say one thing wrong.
You'd be like. Oh, I'm going to kill you now.

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Oh. Scarlett and you'd be like.
Don't come out what the. Hell, anyway, I'm.
Going to fuck you so. Mine's also a video game themed
my first one and it is video game worlds that you would
actually want to live in. That's a good one, Top. 5 video
game worlds you'd actually want to live in?
Yep, because there's a lot of video games out there.

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There's a lot of video games where you're like, oh, that
would be like kind of cool to live in if you were the main
character, but maybe not just aslike a citizen kind of thing.
Yeah. If you're doing what you're
doing now in that video game world, yeah.
Would it be cool? Yeah, Yeah.
You know, so it's like, oh, DarkSouls would be sick if I was the
main character and I could also just like, kill.
All the bosses once, yeah. Yeah, and without having to die.

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Yeah. Yeah.
So Dark Souls. Wouldn't be sick, by the way,
even. If, well hey look man, let's not
spoil things for my next list, but my first video game world I
would actually want to live in is Pokémon.
Yes, yes. Classic.
It'd be, it'd be cool, it would be cool.
You know you'd be able to make money from beating up like 10

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year old kids with. Your Pokémon leave your home
when you're 10 and go on a really messed up adventure.
Yeah, dude, you'd be able to like, I don't know, like watch
animals RIP each other to threads and it would be totally
acceptable by society, like you'd be able to fly on.
Animals. I feel like if there were
Pokémon in the world there, it'djust be an absolute disaster

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zone. Just Dragons flying around and
like, you know, Flamethrow. It's cool.
Because they're all like kind offriendly, like it's like a
utopian society in Pokémon for some reason.
That's a good point. For some reason the Pokémon like
being slaves. I wonder if it's because of
Officer Jenny. She runs a type ship in the
Pokémon world. All.
All 115 of them or whatever. They're yeah, I don't know.
I don't know. It's pretty crazy and they

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literally have like technology to heal Pokémon in like yeah 5
seconds. Yes with the pokie centre.
But then. But then human Healthcare is
just dog shit. Yeah, no, it's just not going to
happen. Yeah, you've got to get a
Pokémon for that. Yeah.
And like, I don't know, it's just, I feel like it'd be like a
cool world to live in. Yeah, no, absolutely.
Pokémon's kind of sick, yeah? Yeah.
What would be your, what would be your region?

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What would be your first? Choice I don't want.
To know why. I have Ditto.
Why would you have Ditto I? Just would, OK?
Same reason you'd want to have abeer with you through semis,
yeah? That's bad.
Yeah, one of the episodes Did I.Yeah, I don't know, I I think if
I was to have a Pokémon, I feel like I would really like maybe

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like AI like I like Genga. That's my favorite Genga.
But I'm also like, I was going to say charming, but then I was
like, they don't dude. They don't have a fucking
dragon. At some point I don't really
want. That day-to-day.
Genga would be cool or I really liked that monkey Pokémon.
No, no, no, not mankey the. One though, a palm.

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A palm. Yeah, a palm's kind of sick.
Yeah, a palm's cool. I'd probably go Squirtle and
then just never evolve in past War total and probably wouldn't
even get into War total. Yeah, but then it's like it's
kind of like a yeah, I guess that'd be a better Pokémon than
like a char man that literally has a fucking or open flame.
Piggy, Piggy Art Piggy up in thethird evolution.

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Birds suck though they but then you can and they piggy out of
the same hole. Not piggy up bro, piggy up's not
my piggy balls man. Piggy a huge cock on it.
Anyway, my second, my second one, OK, And this one's going to
be pretty. You haven't played these games,
but this one, OK. I just like to preemptively say

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I'm not a Disney adult. OK, I'm not a Disney adult.
However, I think living in the world of Kingdom Hearts would be
pretty pretty awesome to live inso.
I haven't played those. I haven't played Kingdom.
Hearts. Oh, dude, Kingdom Hearts.
It's like, it's like you're thischaracter Sora, your main
character. Yeah, he's Smash.

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Yeah. So he's.
So you're pretty familiar and basically all of the Disney
world's like every movie is likea different world and it also
includes Final Fantasy as well. That's cool.
And Sora like goes from world toworld and like helps the Disney
characters through their like stories basically.
That sounds really. Cool.
There's like an overarching story, which is really.
Complicated. What's the blokes?
What's the evil guy's name? Sephiron.

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No, that's Sephiroth. Yeah.
Is that that's its Final Fantasy.
It's kind of, it's almost like One Piece in a way, because what
there's like, holy fuck, there'slike 15.
Ordering Ordering the you go places.
They're on especially earlier, but because there's like 15 or
20 fucking games yeah, on every console and it all links is like

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this overarching crazy story. OK, and you're like playing like
a the 7th game. You're like, oh shit, this ties
back to like the first game. And I'm like, Oh well, I really
thought of everything. That's OK.
I do appreciate that. It's pretty good.
I think. Not to circle around One Piece,
but we just saw some characters we haven't seen in 1000 episodes
in the latest episodes so. It would be pretty sick because

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you can go to the Peter Pan world and you can fly.
And shit, that'd be pretty cool.Yeah, you.
Can get a Little Mermaid and. So you just want to go to old
Pixar World? So you're saying Kingdom World?
Yeah, sorry, Disney. So there's no Toy Story in it.
In the third game, there is. OK.
Yeah, because eventually. Eventually they merged and you
can do LILO and. Church for The Mandalorian, It's
going to be in the next. That would suck.
Well, parts of the Caribbean wasin the second one.

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OK, that's kind of sick. Yeah.
Yeah, the worst world. It was like.
It's all going to be Marvel and Star Wars by the end of it.
So Iron Man, Yeah. So I was going to have to play
Iron Man. Yeah, but that, that's my #2
Anyway, we're getting through this very slowly.
It's going to be a long episode.We got 3, my third, my 3rd that

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I would like Animal Crossing. Yes, very chill.
So chill. Yeah, that's just.
Hanging out on an island in debtto a like a raccoon forever.
Hanging out on an island? Release the list, bro.
Jackson's on the list, confirmedbro.
Hanging out or? Not yes.
I've been to the island a few times.
Yes, I hung out with a bunch of animals there.

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It's whatever. Yeah, they were animals.
They were animals, let me tell you.
Yeah, Animal Crossing be super chill.
Just like, Oh my God, you never have another worry in the world.
Everyone's super friendly just hanging out.
Going to other people's island, it's always fun.
Yeah, yeah. That's good.
That'd be good. And then I also had as #4
Stardew Valley. Yes.

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Which is kind of ironic because Stardew Valley, you can do that
in real life. It's called farming.
Yeah. So it's not really like, oh man,
how could it be if I had like a farm and I was just like living
on the farm and I just like did farm shit all the time.
My brother-in-law is literally living in Stardew Valley.
It's crazy. Yeah, that's so.
That is a real thing. Yeah, you could probably just do
that. Yeah, yeah.

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But it's not as quick but. It's not as cool as like the
world where like a potatoes growin eight days.
Sure, and if I go up to a girl and give her a birthday present,
she's not going to marry me instantly like this doesn't work
like that. Damn it, real life sucks.
Sucks What on Minecraft? Bro yeah I did have Minecraft on
the list originally but I thought I would sub it out for

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my 5th on the list, Club Penguin.
That's kind of sick. I think Club Penguin would be
pretty sick to live. In I think the other thing, the
negative thing, that Minecraft, yeah, Minecraft you just buy
yourself. Yeah, if you're playing with all
the very social, yeah, yeah, yeah, if you're on like a like
high pixel server, like Dream. Dream SNP or something, you know

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what I mean? Like if you're on like dream.
I don't know, I don't want to beon dream SNP server.
I think if I was on Dream server, I'd have a great time.
Yeah. And then my 6 I don't mentioned
Roblox. Yeah, probably Roblox.
That'd be kind of cool, yeah. That's a good list.
Thanks man, that's a good list. I like that I couldn't.
I don't think there's any other GAN that's sub in maybe Skyrim
because it might be cool. Just live in that medieval time.

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But I think. I had that originally, but then
I thought about what it would actually be like to live in
Skyrim and there is never a moment of safety.
In the game, that's very true if.
I'm going from from Riverwood toWhite Run.
There's like wolves on the way. Bandits.
Yeah. It's not it's not a good time.

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And if I'm a regular, if I was the Dragonborn short Dover Keen.
Hey. Hey you.
Know if you will don't even tellme that.
But you know, that would be fine.
But if you're just a regular JoeBlow, I'd be.
I'd be the sucker that has to pay him 200 gold to go fucking
collect my sword I left in a cage.
That's true. That's true.
You know, it's it just it wouldn't be the best to live in.

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What's the general goods guy? Say he was like it bits, odds
and ends, that sort of thing that.
Sort of thing. Yeah.
Yeah, I just wanted to hear that.
OK, my next list top five. Some call this trash.
Me, me, I call them trash. That's good.
No, it's trash. There's you've just got a plate
that looks like. Someone just ate.
It's actually a trash. Yeah, you just put your plate

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that you ate off on the table. I call it trash.
What do you mean my next one? Top five duos, OK, video game,
Just duos in general. Yeah, coming in #5 my bot line
duo with my mate Zave. Oh my God.
I'm now Emerald on League of Legends.
I kind of just want to bring that up.
I'm a support Braun main. I'm now Emerald.

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All right, I'm. I'm Emerald.
Less than 150 games, 60% win rate.
Damn dude, you know what I have?What's that?
I have a life. Yeah, yeah, that's pretty
fucking sweet. I do too.
It's got someone's riff, man. You should have put that on your
top five somewhere. You have a life.
It involves playing single player games actually.

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Well, that sounds sick playing star Drew Valley.
No, I think about it with club. Penguin on my second monitor #2
the crafting table and furnace from Minecraft.
Oh OK that's a bang and duo. Do I every single game.
First thing you do, cut, entry craft and dabble.
Build an axe furnace right next to each other.
Well, technically the first thing that I do is punch wood,

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then I convert it to pranks, then I convert the pranks, then
to a crafting table. You sure you have been on the
dream? Well, yeah, that that duo
together, that like image of a crafting table next to a furnace
is like cemented in your brain is like.
I see you've also seen the tick tock where there was that's a
crafting bench and furnace and it goes.

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And that changes the whole world.
Yeah, that's what gave me this idea for the whole top five
also. That's a great top five.
That's like a great duo that literally spawned this whole
whole thing. See.
You know, it's crazy. We're like our cycles are In
Sync with our tick tock, OK, with our tick tock for you page
cycles. So everything you see I've
probably also seen and vice versa.

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Yeah, a lot of the time we just reference Tik Toks.
We haven't sent each other and. Knowing we have seen it, yeah,
yeah, that's. Called being chronically online.
It's definitely called like catering your TikTok to your.
They've nailed us because we both have very similar humour
and what we enjoy. And also who you follow.
They show you a lot of tik toks from who you follow.
Yes, OK, that's my #2 #3 shotgunand melee in Halo, that combo.

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Oh yeah. That combo was nasty.
Which? Halo are we talking about
though? Is it?
I'm thinking Halo 3? That's the one I probably play
the most and read. Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, didn't play too much 2 online.
Didn't play one online as much until the Master Chief
Collection came out. Yeah, but three in reach that.
That's so I agree. Beautiful.
Yeah. That's a great, great duo.

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Yeah, Next one sword and fast healing in Skyrim.
Daedric sword and then you're fast healing.
Oh. Yeah, see.
So bastard. That was pretty good.
I would I would counter that argument.
A better duo. Sneaking and bow, I'd say that's
a way better duo. I got one.

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I got one speech and bartering. Yeah, yeah.
And. Finishing the game really fast.
Yeah. True.
Yeah. No, that's good, yeah.
Sword and healing. Yeah.
Sneak and bow. Solid destruction and spells
like. Destruction, but that's the
same. Conjuring and conjuring a sword.
I'd say walking and shoes. Iconic duo.

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Crazy duo. So your left and right shoe, oh
insane duo. That's a good duo.
That's a good. Hands and feet.
What can't do anything without them?
That's a good one. And then my last duo, the
Wizards Tower. Wow.
And it all comes back. Comes back.
It all comes back. Yeah, I should have left that
one to the last one because thatwould be nice note to end on.

(25:27):
Yeah. Well, no, that, yeah, yeah,
that's all right. I've got a good list that would
be a nice way to end on Oh OK podcast.
So leave that one to last then. OK, well, that I was going.
To OK, perfect. Oh well, hold on.
So my second top five list, yeah, is video game worlds you
would not want to live in. OK, the top five video game

(25:49):
worlds you would not want to. Live in, Have you think of that?
It's called ChatGPT. Little thing I'd like to call
chat GBC no SO. You didn't even think of ones
you wanted to live in and then reverse it.
You just OK? No fair.
No fair. Enough.
So no, no, no, I OK, so I've, I've come up with these myself

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actually #1 Bloodborne. OK, this can this can span more
broadly to like the From Software games in general, but I
feel like Bloodborne is the worst.
It is like I would horrific man.There's like Eldridge beings
people that can turn into beasts, not beasts, terrible

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beasts. It's horrible.
The whole world is horrific. Like you would just not want to
be a citizen Blood bone blood bone Eldridge Beastie.
It's just it would not be a goodtime at all.
Yeah #2 on the list. Pretty self-explanatory Fallout.
Yep, Yep, Yep, 100%. Would you like me to elaborate?

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Nuclear wasteland, especially. As much as you need.
Yeah, pretty much nuclear. Fallout it's literally post
apocalyptic nuclear. It's.
Literally wastelands cool and like zombies walking.
Around giant rad roaches. Giant rad scorpions.
Death. A thing called a death claw.
What the fuck? Death.
Claw. What the hell is that?
Oh. Thank God it's not a death gun.
And that's not even that'd. Be so much worse.

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What did the Death Claw evolve from?
They were, they were, they were like genetically modified.
They were like created. They weren't.
And they used to be hyper intelligent.
This is the whole thing. Fallout 2 goes into it a lot.
They were like, there's like a hyper intelligent death call you
can actually speak. TO and Fallout 2O really.
That's cool. And then what are the mutants?
Just humans. Super mutants are made from

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humans with the FEV virus. Yes.
Forced evolution virus created by, you know, I'm not going to
get into it. I'm the top five.
I'm kind of like one of the top top five biggest fans of Fallout
in the world. What do you mean #3?
Now I've been thinking about this one a lot.
I was like, fuck, that's a good one.
Almost the whole reason for thislist.

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Ohk. OK.
Resident Evil. Resident Evil.
That would be one of the worst universes to live in ever.
Why is there so much crazy shit that happens in that world?
The movies get more and more insane.
That's just the the movies don'teven the games are worse, Yeah.
Yeah. Zombie outbreaks, yeah, like,
freakish. Like, I don't know, like

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hillbilly swamp people that turninto monsters like.
What happens to zombies the. World is just horrific in
resident. Is the the woman that chases you
with the hat? And that she is?
What is she? She's like a vampire lady.
Oh. My God, vampires.
Yeah, she's a vampire lady. It's pretty sweet.
Yeah, it's just like that. Every game is just like of

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Resident Evil gets like worse and worse in terms of like.
The horror, what's happening, you know, and it's.
Just the world would just be horrible to live in.
You could end up as an experiment or someone that gets
eaten by the experiment. It's just it's not good.
It's not good stuff. Yeah, no, fuck that.
Good, Good one. Yeah, good one, good one, good
one. #1 #5 of this list might shock you.

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Oh, OK, but #4 is Bioshock. Well, Bioshock, Rapture
specifically, yeah, living in a underground.
But if you underwater utopia, yes, that then turns into like
crazy drug addicts that like harvest each other for their,
you know, their atom. And then there's the big Daddies
and the Little Sisters and there's people that like.

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But then if you're a what dude in Bioshock infant having a
great time. That's actually a really good
point. Super.
Racist up there, but obviously the.
And you're also in the sky. And you're in the sky.
It's a lot nicer. Yeah, Yeah.
I really enjoyed Bioshock infant.
I thought it was a great game. It was a good game.
Yeah, I didn't really like that game.
And especially if you're like, like one of the dudes that like

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a Barber barbershop quartet. Yeah, I'm probably having a
great time. Yeah.
Dude, everyone's getting shot and killing you.
This is great giant crow thing in the sky.
Just ignore it. It's our God.
It's just I hated the ending of bio shock infinite though, it
ruined the whole game. Infinite stuff I think it ruined
the whole game for. Them I the whole franchise multi

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didn't have too much of A understanding so I just thought
it was cool. I hate multiverse, Yeah, because
it completely invalidates everything that's ever happened
in any other universe 'cause yougo, oh, well, there's a universe
where it didn't happen. Oh, OK, so that means fucking
nothing. Yes, I hate that.
I hate that so much. That's fair.

(30:32):
I hate that. I hate that All right now #5 of
this list. What is that?
You don't even know what the rules are.
Whatever, he says. Walking Dead.
We're lost. We're lost.
Multiverse I'm. Trying to pretend you know the
rules. There are no rules, man.
We're lost. We're in the multiverse.
We're in the multiverse, man, trying to act like, you know the
rules #5 the Mushroom Kingdom. What the Mushroom Kingdom from

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Mario? What one of?
The worst universes to live in. Hell, what if you're a Gumba?
Yeah, I mean, the fact that Goombas even exist, you know,
terrorizing people, you know, myGod, Princess Peach getting
kidnapped every two weeks. Your fucking rulers getting.
Kidnapped. Bows is coming and invading with
giant hot air balloons all the time, dropping bombs.

(31:21):
You know, the Goombas are like inherently evil creatures and
you go step on their heads to kill them.
Yeah, you're. Superman's a plumber.
Everyone around you is a fuckingmushroom.
Person. Oh my God, it's.
Just it sounds horrible. Yeah, it's a fairpoint and there
are humans, but they're all kindof weird it's weird 'cause it
runs like, Oh well, who cares? There's yeah yeah, my

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boyfriend's a toad and for. Some reason every single main
character is like a multi billionaire.
As well. Like the Mario Kart race is
exclusively held by all of the like.
The rich. The rich people and you see like
the grow. Boy.
All the Do you see Elliot? Elliot's a cool guy's.
Video on the new Mario. Kart dude they all own.

(32:05):
Multiple businesses like yeah. Fucking shell called Boyle like
owned by Bowser, like Mario. Owns this thing like warriors
wheels. You're like, Oh my God, that's
just in Mario Kart world like that's not even talking about
the Olympics. They went to the Olympics.
They host Olympics for themselves and their friends.
They talk about Diddy's parties I want to hear more about.

(32:25):
Mario's Party. That's a great point.
You know what goes on behind thescenes at Mario?
'S party at least Mario Four Party 4.
Yeah, shit. You don't want to know what?
Happened to Mario Party bells that had a white.
Party like a Mario party? Yeah, Hey, Mario's pulling out
the mushrooms and. She coaches that, Yeah.
At the Mario Party, he's like, yeah.

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God, don't worry, I brought the mushrooms there's.
Literally a Bowser. He's at his wedding and he's in
a white suit. It's just literally the White
Party at Bowser's wedding. He's like, yeah, what the hell?
Yeah, that's a great point. Wow.
There's there's a darker side toMario than I thought.
Every year, Oh my God, 153 Toadsgo missing.
They go to these white parties, these these Mario parties and

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they never. Return.
Well, I guess the reason why they're so rich is they've just
literally got money everywhere. Like you just run around and
pick up money. That's like half the game.
That is true. That is true, and saving the
Princess has got to account for something.
Yeah. You've got to make some money on
there. Yeah.
I mean, I was not expecting that.
But Luigi owns a mansion, yeah. You know, fucking scary.
Yeah, and there's like plants that just fucking come out of

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pipes and eat you. It just sounds like a horrible
place to live, honestly. It's a.
Good point. It's a good point.
Yeah, I. Think that's the worst one of
all of them to be honest. Yeah, fucking worse than blood
bond. Yeah, my last top five, top five
Jackson Field Tik Toks. That's my, that's me.
Let me just tell you, this was easy to get top.

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Five. It was good, man.
I was like, why? Because.
There's a few to choose. There's only five that were
like. Yeah, this is great.
This is like a This is just a segment stroking my ego.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Which one coming in at #5 Now
this one holds a dear spot in myheart because this is the first
sort of TikTok I saw and was like, I've got to be friends
with this guy. This guy's going home places.
If I'm going to jump on the Jackson Field bandwagon, I need

(34:12):
to get on now. OK, It's all making sense now.
School chairs. Wow, this is.
The TikTok when you've got Tyson, he's the school bully,
the teacher. I need 5 strong boys to help me
pick up some school chairs. He walks over, grabs a couple
chairs, starts wrapping them. That's a classic.
That is a classic. And he's wrapping them.
And he's wrapping them. That was sorrifying.

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That's my #5I. Do that's still a pinned video
on my page? Yeah, I mean, that's AI.
Yeah, that's why I liked it, because it was so easy to find
that one's. Oh, of course.
That's a pinned video numbers #4, Wallace and Gromit #3.
Just all your pin starts. Spider Spider who comes out of
Spider Man's webs. #4 the Death Star video, I bet you.

(34:55):
Sit on the death. Star, you haven't talked to the
camera like, oh, I'm pressing buttons and then you press the
button to destroy. I want to run where you're from
dude we hilarious. We're talking about that.
That was like a joke that we came up with together.
Oh, really? Yeah, we were joking about that.
Yeah. You watched me film it and then
and I, I stumbled over my words a little bit and I, I was too

(35:16):
afraid to resheet that. So I was like, yeah, that's
fine, we're done. I can't remember.
I can't remember. Yes, Yeah.
No. That's probably why I like it so
much, is that I'll make a littlebit of a hand and I'll take it.
Yeah, sweet #3 the Vin Diesel porn search.
When he's gone through. When he's gone through Vin
Diesel. Visits Pornhub.
Yeah, he's gone through Pornhub and he's like BBL.

(35:38):
Nah. What does it say?
Step sister and then he and thenhe gets to family.
He's like family, Yeah. Or whatever he says, Yeah.
And you know what? That that video haunts me to
this day because I posted that video years ago and I remember

(35:59):
thinking it was so funny and I posted this video.
The video gets like 30,000 views.
I was like fuck. I was like, I really thought
this was like a good video and Ihad like, you know, the music in
the background, like the fast and furious music and all that.
5 seconds. You've got the bold cap on
little little change that I made.

(36:21):
It's yeah. And then anyway, somebody
watched that video and then did the exact same video as me,
except just using a bold filter,like super low effort.
The time the music was mistimed,like I timed it so that it would
like have the intro and then thechorus kicks in.
As I say, family music's all mistimed.

(36:43):
Whatever. That video in the span of like
two or three days got like 2 million views.
Everyone's like, this is so fucking funny, blah, blah, blah.
This is so funny. He didn't credit me and then
somebody else recreate the videoagain, it got even more views.
It got like 4 million views. And then he credited the guy
that stole it from me as the original creator of that.

(37:05):
Joke who's not you? Because yeah.
Because he thought it was the other guy that made it.
And I got so salty about it because in the month following
that it literally created the meme, the family meme.
Yeah. I I'm not even I you can track
the dates. I swear to God I am convinced I
created the Vin Diesel like a month fast and furious family

(37:27):
meme. That was me and then it just it
blew up after that. All from my video that I never
got credited for and then in themonths following it everyone's.
Like family The family Hilariousmeme not familiar?
And then they used that song every time after I used it
originally. Damn.
Yeah, 30,000 views. Swear to God, I swear to God you

(37:48):
can track the dates. Generational meme, yeah.
I'm like, I've got the red boardlike the with the red string.
I'm like no, no, see I I posted this May 2020.
OK. And then this kicked off in like
September like 3 month track of like damn.
That's heart breaking. I I saw that meme and it pissed
me off so much because it only got 30,000 views and it was a

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funny as fuck joke clearly because everyone else that
recreated it did it well. And then there were heaps of
comments of people because some people were like, oh, Jackson
Field made this video, like. On his Yeah.
And there was he was feeling thecomments being like, yeah, well,
this guy did it better. I'm like.
Did he the same thing? This is the same joke.
He's not executed worse. Is it?

(38:30):
Is it if someone if someone steals your like thing it makes
it better? Well, this is the thing then
people, people huff so much copium where they're like, no,
it's a trend. And I'm like, is it a trend if
you're just? If you start it.
Like, I guess it is, it becomes a trend, but there's like, you
can't say that guy's funnier if he's doing a joke that you.

(38:54):
Made. I understand it's a trend, but
you know, like that's not, that doesn't make him a funnier
person. No, because it's a trend.
He's jumping on the trend. Yeah, it's like me saying a
fucking knock knock joke and somebody being like, that's
hilarious. You're the funniest person I've
ever met, even though it's. Not my joke.
Yeah, that makes sense. It's just I don't mind trend
stuff, but as long as like people know who's the original

(39:18):
creator of that. Is and it's so hard now to know
that because there's just so much content being and there's.
So many people like that. Young people are like I don't
give a fuck as. Long as it's funny.
As long as it's funny. Oh my.
Or Jimmy Kimmel did it on Jimmy Kimmel.
That's hilarious. You know what I mean?
Yeah, it's just like anyway. Yeah, OK #2 the button.
Now, we, I helped write this one.

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Well, I gave you the last line of that joke, The.
So you got a dog. So it's, yeah, no one's really
funny. Like classic Jackson's on the
button. And the Button's like this guy
likes to sleep with animals. And then the other guy's like, I
don't want that. Then he comes back with a
mustache and he's like, oh, I think I know who you are.
And he's like, do you have a dog?
It's really, yeah, it's really, really funny.

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It's funny. When you re explain.
Yeah, when I re explain the whole joke, Yeah, go watch it.
Yeah, now that I've done this list, I've realized like you
have to like you have to have watched a lot of your videos.
Yeah, there you. Go my final one.
These are all deep cut videos. Number one, this one hasn't as
deep cut. This is a bit Noah OK #1 the

(40:21):
Minecraft series, obviously part11.
Now part 11 is when you walk in the blaze is there and he's
like, you want to know what happened and he like smokes a
blaze. Right.
Yeah, fucking hilarious. The never.
Fortunes. And then it cuts over to Steve
fighting the the weather. Yeah, the music.
And that is so good. You get the sword and like,

(40:42):
slice his head off. Yeah, they Count Dooku.
And then you run off and jump. Oh, man.
So that one I've watched. I went through and watched the
series. Yeah, that one stands out to me
because it's like the UPS, it's like when it starts to take off,
you're like, oh shit, there's a fucking real big story here
behind this. And that's when it gets a bit
darker and a bit. Yeah.
And like, that's the first time you're doing the sword shit

(41:03):
really good. Yeah, that was like the test of
like, how am I even going to edit me fighting myself because
it's so. Yeah, it was so difficult.
And then I like improved upon that fight with the.
Penguins, which is I think that's part 13 or 12, yeah.
That's like my favorite. Video.
That's a great one too. It's like. 30, 839 that's.

(41:23):
The biggest one I think yeah, YouTube and then the whole end,
the part, the five part series of the ends.
Great. So.
Yeah, I'm pretty proud of that as well.
The end series that was insane to have to plan.
Like I did so many storyboards and like it took me like.
Weeks. To like, film it all and then
editing it. I actually discovered something

(41:44):
that I don't think anybody else has ever discovered in Final Cut
Pro. Oh, really?
While editing though, yeah. Which is layers you can have
before final cut would literallyjust crash and couldn't open it
anymore. I have a photo and it's
literally like when all of the XP is falling from the sky.
Every single one of those XPS. Was an individual.

(42:05):
Layer to begin with and I had like something like, you know,
100 layers or 200 layers and it literally would crash the whole
final cut. And I had to like grab them all,
put them into Photoshop and thenexport them in like 1-6 or seven
at a time to like break down thelayers.
That's hilarious 'cause otherwise the whole I almost

(42:27):
lost the whole project because just kept I couldn't open.
It anymore? Yeah.
Yeah, I don't think anyone. Else has ever discovered.
That genuinely, I don't know. Anyone that's ever used?
Like 100 fucking layers in a, ina, in a short, in a short.
Not even a. Not even a.
Full length video, literally a minute long video crashed your
bucket. That's crashed.
I know anyone that use 100 layers in general is pretty.

(42:48):
Dumb with me to do, but anyway in hindsight it makes so much
more sense to have. Multiple Exp in yeah yeah in one
life I pushed. It to its limits that's.
Funny. Yeah, that was my top.
Five. That was my.
Top five. Oh, true, yeah, there you go.
The ones I like. And the Myth Busters stuff's
been great too. I do really like the Myth
Busters stuff's really good. The honourable mentions classic

(43:09):
Yeah, and that was a key master.Yeah, Ink master.
That was my favorite. Ink Masters are great, man.
And every single purse like. Almost everybody from Ink
Master, yeah, has seen it. And that's so cool.
I literally had Ryan Ashley comment on one of my videos the
other day be like a bunch of emojis, like, ha ha emojis.

(43:29):
And I was like, holy fuck. I was like, literally like my
favorite person, like when I waswatching it.
She's in like season six and seven or something.
I was like, dude, this is like the literally the best artist
I've had on like my favorite artist from the show.
Then she went on to be a judge and she's like the main.
Yeah. She like runs it.
Yeah. From.
Inkmaster now, and the fact she commented, I was like.

(43:50):
That's sick. Yeah.
Had like Oliver Peck comment on it like it's really cool.
It's really cool, man. Imagine if you got into it.
Imagine if you were won on the series.
I was so sick. As soon as Oliver Peck commented
on it, I was like. OK I can't make fun of him
anymore. I feel bad, like I've done so
many like ripping on him and nowI'm like, I actually really.
They're fully aware that it's like.

(44:10):
Ridiculous. Like it's it's so yeah, I talk
like I make. This is how he sounds like.
Your tattoos are jacked up. Like that's.
Pretty much where I got that voice from this Oliver pack.
Yeah. Yeah.
That was funny when you like explain what a tattoo is.
It's so yeah. Oh man, tattooing you would be
tattooing. I can't.

(44:32):
Believe they're trying. To get into tattoo today, oh
man, it's so good on a fucking. Show called Inkman.
It's kind of seen it. And just ripping into the
canvas. The canvas is just like, I just
want a tattoo tattoo. On my arm.
This stupid. Fucking idiot doesn't even know
what a tattoo is. Yeah, yeah.
Any idea like? How complicated.
Tattooing somebody's arm is it'slike it's the most simple thing,

(44:53):
probably the most popular. Spot yeah, and they're just
hating they like hate they just hate tattooing when they're on
the show literally like why are you doing your.
Job If you hate it so much, see the tattooing.
A tattoo. Oh, shit.
Fuck, fuck. I was hoping we'd do crocheting
today. Damn it.

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All right. Well, this is my final list.
Yeah. All right.
Top five friendship moments between you and me.
Whoa, I'm gonna cry. I might.
Cry maybe? Holy shit.
Alright. Top five moments #1 when we
joked about playing Kings Cup. Yeah, and asking what 8 is in

(45:35):
King's Cup, 'cause you know, every, every single card is
like, oh, is it 7's heaven? Yeah, yeah.
And you're just supposed to like, innately know these rules.
There's always one dude that knows every.
Rule. Yeah.
And it's like, oh, it was 7's heaven.
And so I was like, I got 8. What's that?
And then the out person's like jump off the balcony.
What? What do you mean?
He's like 8's jump off the balcony.

(45:55):
Everyone knows that it's King's Cup.
You gotta jump off the balcony. And then we're like, yeah,
Johnny's done it. He's just a wheel wheel.
Yeah, yeah. Come on, do.
It pussy come on, jump off the balcony.
I drew right, I drew right and. Then I was like, Oh no, my third
eight. He's done that twice already.
I would go again. Oh, you wanna go?
Someone pushed me. Yeah.

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That's, you know, that's what really bonded us as friends.
So I think that was I think and like everyone else was playing
king. 'S Cup and we weren't really
playing it because we sort of got there late and I don't know
how to play it and then Jack doesn't know to play.
It and we. Just didn't, and we just were
riffing the whole time. Yeah, that was fun.
That was good. That's really what solidified
our. Friendship.
Yeah. I think other than well, I
probably should put this other moment on Yeah, like Violence

(46:40):
Soho. Then we went to Violence Soho.
That was the first time we'd. Like hung out hung.
Out one-on-one. Type thing and like had drinks
and went out together. Yeah, yeah.
Anyway, that's one of the top five number.
Two in the top five working on terrible sets together.
I, I was thinking of a specific set that we worked on.
Yeah. But then I was like, we've

(47:01):
actually worked on quite a few terrible, terrible.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Indie sets, yeah.
I'd say that that's that's one of my top five.
Ones the whole we had this game on this set that we were working
on the peg game yeah where causea lot of the time you use pegs a
lot for like putting films over like lights and stuff like.
That gels like you want there tobe like a bit of a neon blue

(47:22):
light, so you put like a blue gel over a strip of plastic and
yeah, peg them on. So you use.
Pegs for it, but we we created this.
Game where we would try and likeput pegs on people without them
knowing and see how many pegs wewould get on someone before they
realise yeah we go out to like 678 pegs sometimes on people
before they realise. Then we had the black peg and
like we. Culled this peg in with like

(47:44):
Sharpie. I've still got it.
I've still got it at home. Yeah.
And we colour it in. We're like, you gotta have that
one on. Yeah.
And it was like, it was almost like A tag.
You're it type and like you peg someone and they've got they
find somehow peg someone else. Yeah.
And then like. You'd be like fuck, I haven't
seen that peg in a. While you're like, oh fuck.
And you took around, Yeah, like.When so how did I get?

(48:05):
Pegged. Everyone got like jumpy towards
the end of their set. Like they're all like standing
in corners. You're like, you're walking up
next to something, but. Who's got?
Who's got a? Peg on you mate and if you find.
The peg You want to keep it secret.
So then you wouldn't can peg someone else.
Yeah, yeah, We ended up like. Colouring them with like a bit
of the tape so we knew like who's who's the peg?
Yeah, I did the pink. Peg anyway that.

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Was a good moment. Third one.
Yeah. Third top five.
Moment of our friendship. Burning the chopping board.
First night of living together. Do you want to tell this story?
Do you want me to tell this story?
You can tell it. We've told.
It before but. Basically the very first.
Night. We moved into our, like, the

(48:46):
first house we moved into together.
You wanted to cook pies in the oven, and we didn't have an oven
tray. And you're like, oh, I'd
probably use, like, the choppingboard, right?
The wooden chopping board. You never went against it.
You're like, yeah, they ought tobe.
I was like, I don't, I swear I. Was like, I don't know, man.
And then you went, no, I looked it up.
It's fine that JBT said it's cool, Google.

(49:07):
Said I can. Put a wooden chopping board in
the oven. It'd be fine, and to to your
credit it was fine for about. 30minutes up until the last five.
Minutes where you you looked in,it looked fine, then you looked
in again. Instantly the whole chopping
ball was black and it was just pillowing out so you still got

(49:28):
it. Yeah, I'll grab it.
I'll grab it. That's sorrowful.
I got it outside. That's sorrowful.
And I would also like to reiterate.
As well I this is my chopping board.
I bought that day one and you burned it day one.
You can literally stay where thebars.
Were the two pies? Perfectly.

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There's two perfect circles on this chopping board where the
pies were sitting that the chopping board isn't burnt and
the rest of the chopping board is like dark bro So funny.
And check out the YouTube to seethe.
Chopping board, Yeah, that thingis.
That thing's seen better days. Man, that thing's like Pete
Murray. That's too funny.
Yeah. So that's my third top five.

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That's good #4 picking you up after being really drunk after
you pissed your pants on the night out.
Yeah, that's that's the. Top five moment for me, yeah.
That's fair. I won't say where I was or who I
was. With on that in that night out,
I'll keep that. I'll keep that to myself.
I think I've have mentioned in the past I when you called me.
Yeah, I was afraid. I thought something way worse.

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Happened 'cause you were like you called.
Me really drunk you're like, yougotta pick me up and I was like
why? What's what's happening?
Like what's happening? You're like, something bad's
happened, man. Something's bad's happened.
And I was like, what? And you're like some something,
something really bad happened tome.
I was like, Oh my God, he's beenlike assaulted something.
I was like, oh, he's been spiked.
Yeah. I was like, he's been spiked.
Oh my God. And then you went over like 10

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minutes and then you're like, doI puss my pants and I, I gotta
go home. And I was like, oh, oh God.
I was like, that's almost as badreally.
Basically what happened. I was super drunk.
And I go into the bathroom and I'm wearing these new jeans that
I got that had a belt and I haven't worn a belt with jeans
in like ages. And I just could not get this
belt off. And I'm like, I'm like literally

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thrashing in the bathroom like, and like busting as you're gonna
mind busting Like no, no. And then I couldn't get the belt
up and I just started pissing and I'm like, I'm standing there
so be dry instantly. And then I just look over to my
side and there's the mirror and I'm just making eye contact with
myself like stones sober at thispoint, obviously just and just
looking at myself like you fucking suck, you fucking 25

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year old, what are you doing? How did you get to this point
really? Like a full life reevaluation.
Just sorry, I was like pissy. And I was like, sorry, like I
was just so drunk, but like sobered up quickly.
Like just that was the funniest thing and.
Then yeah, that's it. Yeah, I brought a towel.
It really wasn't that bad, but it.
Was really funny when I opened the door and there.

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Was a towel there like you're taking home a puppy dog or
something? Like Franks in the backfront
seat or some shit? Man, that was funny as.
Yeah, that was, yeah, that's up there for sure.
That's. That's number four, first person
I. Rang only person I could.
Rang, but I can thank God you answered.
That's friendship right there. And and #5.
On on our top five friendship moments is starting this podcast

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nice? Yeah, it all comes back.
Around all comes. Back around the end and that's
that's my top five. Yeah, yeah.
Love that. So I expect you to.
Bring me a list like that next time.
Maybe, I don't know, run me a birthday card this year.
At least do something for your birthday.
This. Year at least.
Yeah. Yeah.
Well, that's great. Yeah.

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That's our friendship in a nutshell. 5 big moments.
Yeah. Yeah.
Defining 5. Career defining moments.
That's great. Watch Mojo's top five.
Friendship. Moments #4 #4 Hey, you know
what's #5 you know? What's number six?
What's that? That list.
That list will make your top five for friendship moments.
That was great. Yeah, we have this maybe an
honourable. Mention we have this like.

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Running joke as well. Of like top 100, that's what we
call it. And basically it's like when we
die, we wonder like what our top100 jokes would be.
And so it's like in our whole life, what are the top 100 jokes
that we've ever told? And so if we tell a really bad
joke, we're like, it's not it's not making the top 100 or a

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really good one. You're like that's.
Definitely the top 100. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Anyway. So.
A bit bit more lore, yeah. It's a bit more lore.
It's a great idea because we both.
Want our When we die, we want tosee our jokes that we've said in
groups of people flash before our eyes because we're super
narcissistic. Hey, speak for yourself man.
You know, I'm, I'm more about the people.

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I just want to see how the people felt, not how everyone
wants. Everyone wants like their.
Family and friends. I just want myself telling funny
jokes. Yeah, that's cool.
That was. Cool.
Yeah. Oh well, there it is.
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