54: We Play The Reverse Audio Game

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Episode Transcript

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Dude we used to horrendously getbullied in high school.
Dude it was the worst man. Worst time of my life.
It sucked that that was that onekid.
That Squire Lancelot, he was theworst.
Squire Lancelot, one day you'll be calling me Sir.
Trust me, Sir. Lancelot.
That's what they're gonna know me by.
Dude, he used to dunk my head into cauldrons and give me like
swirlies. I know, and he used to like
knock the tones out of my hands in the hallway.

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Dude, he pushed me up against the locker.
Like slamming against my locker.Yeah, dude.
And he'd do that to me too. He's like slamming against the
locker. He'd like kiss my neck and
stuff. What anyway?
And and then don't worry about it.
And then like he was talking about 01 day.
I'm gonna be sitting at a table without corners.
Oh yeah, like some kind of round.
It made no sense. Yeah, round tables didn't even
exist. Oh, I'm gonna be a knight.
I'm gonna be sitting around a table without corners.

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It made no sense. Yeah.
It was like working title. Yeah.
Working title. Yeah, yeah, we'll come up with
it. Yeah, yeah.
Wonder what happened to that guy?
I actually have no idea, but yeah.
Yeah, I didn't go to the reunion.
So anyway, it wasn't back to. The Wizards Tower.

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I am a broken man this week. I'm a broken man.
Emotionally or. Physically, physically I'm a
broken man. I went.
So this morning we usually go climbing before we start the
podcast and I was like, you knowwhat, We should live stream it.
I want to do like a day stream, like an IRL stream, and we
should stream US climbing. Except I went climbing yesterday

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as well and I may or may not have injured myself.
He fell intentionally. I fell.
I really did fall profile. And water.
No, I fell. Chalk I fell through, chalk I
fell through, and then on to thesoft and more and.
More yeah I I was doing this like orange, which I don't know

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if you like climb but it's like pretty it's pretty high up and I
I got to the very second last hold at the very top of the wall
and I was like all right I just got to reach for this last hold
and I'll be good yeah except my hand just like seized up I like
literally couldn't move my. Arm was it a fear thing or no?
It like locked up like. Muscle thing, like I tried to
like move it and I couldn't and I was like locked up and I was

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like oh, oh fuck. And I was like, oh, I just need
to like adjust my hand and then I'll be able to like.
Get the next bit the. Last hold and as I go to adjust
it lose my grip and I fall off the whole wall and I feel like I
didn't land that bad. I obviously fell really far.
Yeah, yeah. And like, landing on the ground,
I was like, I was like, oh, fuck, that kind of hurt.
And then instantly felt this like horrific pain in my knee,

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just like right down, like the outside of my knee.
And my mate was like, oh, dude, you like, you nearly got it.
And I was like, yeah, yeah. I was like, oh, damn.
And I was in so much pain, but Iwas like, I can't, no one can
know I'm in pain. It would be cool.
Yeah. He's like, oh, you're going to
try it again. And I was like, no, I think I'm,
you know, just my arms are really tired.
I think I might just, I might just sit here for a little bit.

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And then in my head, I was just like, oh, God, oh, God, my knee.
I genuinely thought if the pain didn't go away, I was gonna have
to, like, go to the hospital. Yeah, I was.
Like and it and it really isn't like the Batman brace.
Whoa, You OK? You're just jumping ahead of the
story here, all right? Yeah, no, but.
Anyway, now my knee is in a Batman brace.

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It took, it took a good like 5 minutes of excruciating pain for
it to like die down and I kind of like walked it off the rest
of it. I reckon it's a like cyber
extension then. No, no, no.
I think it's a meniscus tear. Oh my God.
So it's like right where the meniscus is, but then also like,
you can still walk with it, but like, putting a lot of pressure
on it hurts. And so, yeah, I do have it today

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strapped up. Strapped up Batman, Yeah.
From what's the second? Third one, Yeah.
I have like strapping tape on. I have a knee brace.
I'm like a bionic man. The way I'm walking.
I'm like. Just kick a hole in your room
dude. It was.
Horrific. And so I was like, we probably
shouldn't climb today because I really do feel like, you know,
if I jump on it, it will, it will fall.

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Yeah, yeah, it's not right. I'll go full right angle.
I'm kind of sacredly happy we didn't go climbing because I
went climbing Sunday, so 2 days ago and I'm still so sore.
So. And I was like pushing it There
was like this like young kid who's actually a fan of yours.
He was like, oh, I see you walking.
Come in with Jackson. I watch his YouTube videos.
Yeah. We climbed like, oh, no.
So that was pretty cool. And he was just cool.
And we climbed. He was, he was, he was helping

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me through an orange. That was pretty tough.
Yeah. And yeah.
And I'm just so sore from it. I never got the orange because
it was sort of towards the end of the session.
But he was a good lad. Yeah.
So. But I'm just so, so, so, so
sore. So I'm glad we didn't go.
Oh, that's a cool story, man. Yeah, that's the end.
Of it, you know what's the craziest thing is just like
getting older, you know, I couldn't even imagine having a
knee injury. No like.

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Five years ago. No, that's a good point.
It's like the second-half of your 20s is just when shit
starts to go wrong, man. I've now I'm probably going to
have a bad knee forever. I've got a bad ankle.
I've gone still mid 20s. Bro I've got a bad ankle from
jiu jitsu that is like always gives me grief.
I've rolled it so many times climbing because of just how
it's just a bad ankle. Yeah, yeah, I've got a bad hip

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from jiu jitsu. Yeah, and now I'm gonna have a
bad knee from climbing. And thank God they're on
opposites, so they're kind of like even themselves.
But like, Oh my God, I'm gonna be like 80.
Yeah, I'm just everything's gonna be bad.
No. That's my bad hip.
Well, of course my other hip is pretty bad too, but this one's
way worse. Yeah, they're my bad hips like.

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Oh yeah. You might be able to get some
cyber funk upgrade. My bad hips.
My bad hips. You might get some, yeah.
That would be sick dude I would be first in line for.
A my go to plant you might go was it cyber psycho or whatever
it is was when you get too many well.
That's what happened. Like if you get like a knee
replacement or a hip replacement, yeah, they full on

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remove it and then put like metal.
There they, like rebuild it, yeah.
They use mercury. They put lead in.
There, they're like lead. Yeah, they fall on.
You do have like a bionic knee after that after.
It you can't see. It my grandma got her knees
replaced. She was like, yeah, that's kind
of cool, yeah. Brand new Nate.
You could get a cooler Nate. Lieutenant.
Damn, you got new legs? They made that titanium.

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Same stuff they use on the spacestation.
That's what you say to your grandma?
Yeah, Grandma, you got your legs.
You think grandma, you got your?Wax and they Yeah, Ding, Ding.
They just took them. It was the diabetes.
They took her legs and they justput like pegs on there, made it
titanium. So the stuff they use on the
space. Station the sea captain from

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family. The wooden legs, yeah.
That's how I feel today, like limping around.
I feel like I do have like a bionic leg or like Jason Bourne.
In every single Jason Bourne, Bourne Ultimatum, he always has
a limp. Every single movie, for some
reason, he'll jump onto like a roof, yeah.
And then he'll like he'll be really far and he'll like hurt
his knee or he'll get shot in the leg and he always limps.

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Second-half of the movie, he's always limping.
During it's 'cause Matt Damon's not a very good runner.
They're like, oh, just give him,you know what I mean?
Cause Tom Cruise is like the runner.
Yeah, Matt Damon's like, I'm notgonna compete with that.
So I'm just gonna be limping on.It, that's a good point, but
he's always limping. Yeah, he's limping and doing
shit. Everyone's like exterior limp,
Yeah. Jason Bourne limping, limping.
And then let's make every fight scene .5 second cuts.

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Yeah, and like 100 of. Them.
I never watched any of the Bourne movies.
What? Yeah.
Really. Yeah.
I was gonna do it one day and doall of them.
Oh. Dude, they're so good.
Yeah, but I, I those jump cuts, I remember watching like a
breakdown. I was like, what the fuck is
happening? And it's literally just like,
yeah, that shit. 'S bad, but the rest of the
movies are so good. Yeah, like just good, good
stories. Yeah, such a great trilogy.

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I don't even watch them watch them.
Saturn that used to work for a secret government agency, and he
lost his. He's like a sleeper, sleeper guy
and he's like figuring out his memory got.
Amnesia. Yeah, he got amnesia from.
A Yeah, I'm not gonna spoil it. Yeah, it's great.
It's I don't know all I know. I've watched the start where he
like, finds that like that with all the passports and stuff.
I watched up till then and I think I fell asleep.

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It's so cool, Yeah. What if I was a sleep?
What if? What if you were a sleeper
agent? I wouldn't even know what.
A cool little ohh man imagine like opening and be like Oh my
God. Holy shit I got all this.
Like what the? Hell, this photo is like me but
Chinese. It's not even like different
names, it's like completely different photos.
Jason Bourne. Whoa, I'm Jamaican in this one.

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Why do I have a Jamaican passport?
That'd be crazy. So clearly just you.
It's got the grok like tag at the bottom of it.
Someone's just. Using AI.
Grok make this guy Chinese, please.
I'm like, OK, Grok would do it too.
Passport Twitter, Grok would notbe like, I believe you asked
Chachi or any other, Like they're like, no, we can't do
that. Grok's like, yeah, do you want?

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To hear some misinformation. Yeah, bro, let me talk to you
about some conspiracy theories. Actually, in the other word,
just on the topic. Never brought it up.
You brought it up bro. I don't know why you're trying
to pour this down. What the hell are you talking?
About, man, have you seen any, like grok, like had a go at Elon
Musk? Yeah, Elon.
And he's like, like, what do youthink of Elon Musk is like, what

(09:12):
is that like, hypocritical And like all his information can be.
There's skewed. There's been a few times as well
on X where like Elon Musk has said something and then his own
fact checking people have fact checked in.
That's crazy. Proved him wrong too.
That's hilarious. It's pretty awesome, yeah.
Freaking epic own epic XX. Freaking epically owned Iwan.

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Iwan gets owned by Ben Shapiro. I'm trying to think like
comparing that to like, like another CEO.
Like I'm like fucking. Feminist Elon Musk gets owned by
Alpha Ben Shapiro compilation #3.
Alpha Ben Shapiro. Yeah, that those sent that
sentence doesn't make sense. I hate that.
Guy Alpha Ben Shapiro makes BetaJordan Peterson choir for the

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15th time. Facts don't care about your
feelings. Well, alphas don't care about.
Well, I care about the man and Ido have feelings and I just
actually feel that. In fact, I actually don't care
about your feelings. Betas don't care about alphas.
You. Should.
Immigrants are the problem. OK, counter argument to that.
Eat shit and die. I can't say that different.

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I wrote a book anyway. Man, I'm pissed.
I'm pissed off. I've pissed.
I've pissed myself. I had an accident.
But we weed myself. I had an accident.
Like legitimately had an accident.
Oh, right, yeah. I fucking rear-ended someone the

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other day like an idiot. Jesus, it was so dumb.
That's horrible. So I was driving home.
So I was like 5 jokes I was going to say and I was not going
to say any of them. And so it was just kind of like
this awkward interaction, me just being like, oh cool, yeah.
But in my head I had so many Ripper jokes going through.
Yeah, so I'm driving home from work and it's like an hour to

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get home now because I live on the other side of Melbourne to
where I work. That's.
The way you did the. Pain in the arse, yeah, I'm
leaving that anyway, which is exciting too.
I'm leaving my. But that's that's my job anyway.
So I'm driving home from work, tired, working all day.
Yeah, light turns green. Car in front of me.
I'm behind it. Believe it or not, it's in

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front. Of me.
OK, that checks out. Yeah, it's.
In front of me. I'm behind it.
OK, so it's in front of you. Yeah, it's in front and then
you're behind. I'm behind.
Yeah. OK.
And then gotcha. Blood turns green.
Yeah, there's some construction happening next to me.
Now, is that in front of you or behind you?
That's. Next to me so.
So is that to the left or the right?
It'd be my driver's side, so right hand side.
OK, because we're in Australia. And then if it was on my left,

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it'd be on my left. Yeah, if we're in America, yeah.
OK, Everyone understand where I am?
Yeah. OK.
The pieces. Additionally, I'm following.
I've drawn a diagram. Right.
So the light turns green. Yeah, I turn my head.
There's some construction going on that's kind of interesting.
My foot is off the brake at thispoint and probably I want to say
like 2% pressed in on the accelerator.

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So like barely pressed in. I then turn my head back around.
The car in front of me has not moved.
The car in front of that has notmoved.
Oh, that's good. The car in front of that has not
moved. The car behind me didn't move
either. I was the only one moving.
I see. I see.
And did you stop? No, I well, I did.
I stopped by hitting the car in front of me.
Yeah, yeah. That's what meant but stop the

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emergency Stop. Yeah, yeah, another person's
car. Yeah.
The best stop. Anyway, wasn't that bad.
Damage. More damage to my car.
My my headlight broke. Also, the car you hit was a BMW.
Yeah, it was a BMW. Yeah.
So. So he wants he.
I'm happy I got insurance. Let's just say that.
Yeah, 'cause totally. 'Cause even if it was a scratch,
that would be. No, he's fixing that car, $1500.

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Oh yeah, so that brings me to mywizard's wrath.
OK. I fucking hate cars.
I hate cars to my core. The person I live with, Harry,
at the moment, loves cars. Big car guy.
Yeah, he'll tell me about cars and I'm like, oh, I'm like,
generally I am interested. I'm like, oh, that is cool.
Yeah. I couldn't give less of a fuck
about what I'm driving. Yeah.

(13:10):
I couldn't care if your car looks nice.
I couldn't care if you like. I fucking think cars are a
necessary evil to get you from point A to point B Yeah.
If it was my World Vision, there'd be public transport
every gonna be heaps better. So Japan.
It would be Japan. Yeah.
I think I should move to Japan. I hate.
You and every other white guy that watches One Piece.

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That's a great point. That's a great point.
But I, I just hate having to like kind of fill it up.
It's just like this constant thing you do.
Have to do that. Yeah, insurance.
Insurance. Yeah.
Wow, that can move me from another reason I hate cars so
much. So my car registration's due
$900. Awesome.
My the excess for the accident Ihad.

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Yeah, $900. Awesome, 1800.
Bucks right there. I had to get a car serviced.
I had to get the car serviced. I had to get the headlight
replaced. Yeah, the bonnet's a little bit
pushed in, so I had to fix that new, maybe new bonnet.
I think he's just got to bend itback in.
Yeah, he had. To fix that on the side, my side
mirror got hit ages ago. I'll probably talk about the pod
back then, yeah. So he's doing that as well.

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He's. Fixing that too.
Yeah, that's good. Yeah. 1600.
Dollars. Oh, OK.
So I'm dropping 3400. Yeah $3400 that doesn't include.
Also I had to change my registration because my license
plates got fucking stolen. Oh yeah, that's right.
Go on, I fucking hate cars, bro.Oh, I can't even.
It shits me so much that like, we have to, I have to have.

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To yeah it. Sucks.
Especially now that you live an hour away from.
I know especially now, especially now do.
Need that car? It's.
So it angers and I want one person and that car is five.
It's so big. And the worst?
Part is person. The worst part is it's a
depreciating asset. Exactly.
You put all this money into it. I'm not getting that money back,

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Yeah. And it's not like you get
something new. It's like, so I'm spending money
on something I already have thatis, well, it's still kind of
works. Do I really have to spend any
more money on it? The the.
Worst thing is like I have to make it roadworthy because then
if I get pulled over I can lose the like I can also just.
Because you know you want to. Drive, I want to drive as it's

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safe, safe. But like, yeah, yeah, yeah, too.
Yes, of course that Oh yeah, butthat comes money and the money,
but I'm just so over it, man. Like it's just it just feels
like every big expense is for this fucking car and I'm barking
sick of it. I don't know if anyone.
Else way of life too. You're like, yeah, you're like,
oh dude, just got a just got a massive bonus paycheck or

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whatever and it's like oh wait, my car exploded.
Yeah. Oh, yes.
And that's, and that's the only silver lining with this whole
thing is that like I've been working at this supermarket for
so long, I've built up and off annual leave.
And now that I'm going from likepart time to casual so I can
free up my time to do things that I really want to do, like
this podcast and editing and that sort of thing, like, you
know, taking a big chapter step in my life, like becoming a full

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time, you know, freelancer doingmy own thing.
The only silver lining is I'm getting all my annual leave paid
out, which is like, I think it'slike 100 and something hours.
So it's going to like cover whatI just paid.
But like, I was excited for thatannual leave to go into my bank
account. It's mental.
It needs it needs to go to the car.

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The car hungers. It is for money it.
Does it does it's more it's fuel.
It's legit fuel. It's a it's a fucking cash
guzzling bullshit. Yeah, yeah.
Oh. I fucking hate it.
Anyway, that was my wizard's wrath.
See bro that's why you just needto buy a scooter like me and
just not drive anymore. Yeah, honestly.
But I can't scooter here every day we live.
We live an hour away from each. Other that's true.

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That's a good point. I can't scoot here every day.
It's fucking anyhow. Man, that would actually be
crazy Scooter. The whole I'll be like sweating
I think yeah I'll be so scared. Might be quicker honestly.
Well, it's quicker for me to getto like the office that I go to
sometimes on my scooter than it is to drive because you can
scoot. First of all, OK, if there's any

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police listening to this, this is a joke.
But if you're not the police, this is legit my my scooter.
I've unlocked the speed on it soit does nearly 40 kilometers an
hour. It does.
It does 35 and most zones are like are like 40 to like 50.
Yeah, yeah. So I can just take the bike
lane? Yeah, do like the same speed as
the cars. The light turns red.

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When it turns green, they let bikes go first.
Dude, I get there so much quicker.
I'm like, it's like a motorcyclewith even more benefits.
Yeah, maybe I wouldn't get any quick because basically every
road to your place is like 40 kilometres.
I probably wouldn't get to your house quicker honestly if I if I
took a scooter which is so crazyto think about dude.
And they're so cool. Yeah, I like, I go full speed

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over the speed bumps sometimes. Yeah, that's crazy.
That's fucking awesome. I didn't grow up riding bikes
and scootering around so I'm so like uncomfortable on a bike and
a scooter. That's right.
Yeah, you did try my scooter. And yeah, I just looked.
I was scared. Yeah.
I was like, I haven't done this before.
It was fun but I was like I've got to do this way more to even
think about taking it. See me?

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I was kind of like an extreme sports kind of guy growing up.
I rode motorbikes. I kind of skated.
For a while I hurt people. I used to beat people up in the
parking lot. And I'm the.
Bully. I used to.
I used to call it my I used to call it a club.
I used to call it. I used to call it beaten, beat
club, beaten club. We all used to beat beat each
other. That sounds disgusting.

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Beat each other off. OK, OK, OK.
But the first rule was that we didn't talk about it.
In fact, I just broke the. 1st 2bullshit.
Oh no, that was like the first tsunami.
Rule. Yeah, yeah.
Anyway. Yeah, Quizzard for the wizard.

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I got a fun little game that hasbeen circulating on TikTok,
amongst radio shows, other podcasts.
I thought we should try it out. OK, pray tell, please.
Well, I've already told you whatit is because you've set it all
up with me, but I'll pretend I haven't.
Pretend I'm an audience member. I'm gonna know.
What? Huh.
Huh. Pretend I'm not your car host
and you didn't help. Me, we got the WS, can we get
some WS in the chat? You're the audience member

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asking for WS in the chat. Chat can we get WS?
Please. So what we're going to do is I'm
going to play a clip forwards from a famous.
Do you want me to? Explain it.
Jesus Christ, I forgot what I was talking about.
OK, you threw me off so. The game is we have 6 Lord of

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the Rings quotes yes and we are going to play the quote then
we're going to play it backwardsand then we have to try and say
it backwards and then we'll playit forwards yes and see if it
sounds the same that's. Exactly what it is, yeah, are.
You following? Did that make sense?
That sounds convoluted, but it'svery.
Simple, you guys will figure it out we.
Listen to the clip. It plays backwards.

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We try and and then we play it. We play it forwards and
hopefully try and sound the sameand whoever gets more sounding
the same. Wings similar or the same?
Yeah. Wins.
OK. So we got 6 quotes.
That sounds great. I'm glad you said that.
You're welcome. All right, first sound.

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I don't know about this one. This one's hard.
Whoa. OK, so that was stupid fat
Hobbit. And let's listen to that reverse
again, do you? Want to try?

(20:35):
It, mate. We'll give it one more listen
and then I'll try. OK, You bet, Hatch.
We'll give. All right, let's see how that
sounds. Do you want to hear it forwards
first or no? No, no, just backwards.
You mean yeah. Hobbit you got.

(20:58):
You got a Hobbit? OK, that was pretty.
All right. So that's number one.
Do you want to? Yeah, You want to try it now?
All right, I'll play it for you one more time.
You've OK? OK.
I think that was bad. I think that was bad.
I think I got the start, maybe, yeah.

(21:19):
That was not that's that was nothing.
I think you got the word. You got the word.
No syllables. No syllables being being hit
correctly. I.
Think you get the point for thatbecause we did hear Hobbit in
there. I'll give you one point.
I got Hobbit. Hibbet, Hibbet.
I heard. I heard a word at least.

(21:40):
Yeah. I'll give it to you.
Yours sounded better. All right.
Well, thanks. OK, So we got another one.
Do we do another Gollum? Yeah, do another Gollum, OK.
And this is the second Golem 1. OK, here we go.

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And bonus points for doing the voice as well.
I should have done the voice forthe first one, but I'll try.
OK, let me listen to it backwards again, OK?
It kind of sounds like parcel time, yeah.

(22:25):
It does. It does.
All right, let's let's give it alisten.
That was that was so good. That was, damn, I can't do the
voice, so it's going to be OK. All right, let me listen to it.
OK. Yeah, OK.

(22:56):
I don't know. I don't.
Know about that? Way too into it though.
Let's let's. Hey, Mushmash.
What? My Mushmash.
Damn, I thought I was on. I heard Miles.
Oh my God. I've nailed it.
Yeah, yeah, damn right. Yeah.
Mash. Mash 2.

(23:16):
He's like the golem guy. So I'll give you 2 points for
the golem like you know what I mean.
What does that have to? Do with sane and I don't know.
I don't know. It helps that.
He's the golem guy. You can.
Say 4 words. Mash, mash.
Yeah, I mash, mash. My marshmallow, that's what I
was trying to. Say we have the next quote, a
classic quote. One does not simply walk into

(23:36):
Mordor. What's going?
To be sorry. I got to listen to that a few
times. That was insane.
Hang on, sounds like Turkish or something.
OK, well, all I can do is try. That was terrible.

(24:09):
Holy shit, let me listen to thisbackwards.
It wasn't even close. Do you want?
Me to try again OK, OK, let me just really break down the the
vows OK no, I don't know about that either right.

(24:36):
It's a little bit racist. I don't.
Know oh that was actually I got one yeah 1 does not.
Wow, that was I'm. Fuck 1 does not.
And. Then I did not get more to even
1 does not 100 hundred hundred I'm doing that is fucking crazy.

(25:06):
Fuck this is gonna be hard bro give me give me.
One more give. Me one more that's hard bro
that's. Yeah, that ones really
different. You always got simps like the

(25:26):
first. I was simply you got.
SIM yeah, that ones time you gotta like speak backwards.
Yeah, that's, that's, yeah. The whole yeah.
Yeah, I'm going to leave you with that one.
Yeah, I'm going. To leave you to think.
Your three, your 3 zip, you know, not even surprised though
are. We OK, this is a really long

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quote, this one. I reckon we just do the first
half of it. A wizard is never linked Frodo
Baggins. It's big outward roof.
Holy that is really difficult. I feel like you got many.
I feel like you can get it. All right, let me just listen to
it a few times, yeah. It's big outward roof, OK. ***

(26:12):
in the NZ there's my wizard. No, I didn't.
I don't think that was it. I don't think that was it.
OK. I got Frodo Baggins.
I got Frodo Baggin. That was pretty good.
But I didn't get anything else. Yeah.
All right. All right, do you want to listen
to? It Yeah, I feel like I can get
this. 1. The last bit.

(26:38):
Sorry talk. Could you give me the last?
Bit one time. It's me.
Go for it. Let's see what.
Try again. You can't laugh at all.
Things I looked at you and you're just looking at me like
you fucking what is that not even close All right, let.
Me. Play it one more time.

(26:59):
It's me. Go for it.
Let's see what. Snap for no, no, no I don't.
Know. That's the word.
Let's see, I always got the start of the start.
Kind of sounded like it. All right, let's try and break
it down to just A wizard is never late, Yeah.

(27:20):
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah.
This is tough. Wizard is never late, OK?
In the Wednesday, never what? This might.
Be spot on, OK? Woman is never late.
Oh, that was pretty close. I was really good that.

(27:41):
Was really good. Hold on, let me hear it again,
A. Woman is never late.
It's not like a woman. A woman is never late.
Frodo Baggins I. Don't know about that.
A woman is never late. She's fashionably late.
She arrives for socially. What, you mean school always an
hour late to the party? Or was that the real?
Time that she. Wanted to arrive the whole time.

(28:03):
Damn that was good do. You want to try?
I'll try. I'll try that. 11 zip.
We knew what, 11 zip. It's like 11 zip.
You know what? 11 zip.
Let's see what. 11 zip You know what?
OK, OK. Let's see, let's see, let's see.
Give. It a listen, we knew it isn't

(28:27):
really. Oh, you always got a bit of
wizard in there. Yeah.
In Wizard, yeah, that's tough, man.
That is really tough. That's tough, I think.
We got a shorter one next. We're a.
Shorter one, right? And you have my butt.
Fucking hell. He speaks so far.
You're like, and you have my butt.

(28:47):
OK, that's pretty easy. And you're like.
And I'm like, OK, this is what it must be like to, you know, be
in a country where you don't speak the.
Language. Because that sounded like
nothing to me. That was way too fast.
Speaks slower I reckon. That's pretty good.
Yeah, Oh my God. Holy shit.

(29:12):
OK, let. Me try you.
Want to give it a go? Literally gibberish.
Literally gibberish man. So clean bro.

(29:33):
I don't know. You got to break it down by like
sound let. Me have one more guy.
So break it down each each syllable by sound.
It just sounds like you have my bar.
OB now vaushna. OB now Anushna.
See. Not even fucking close.
What do you mean not by close? That is nothing.

(29:59):
I'm so bad at it, Yeah. Have you ever learned a second
language before? No, no, it's telling.
No, this is big Latin. I got no idea.
OK, this is this is an absolute GOAT.
This one. This is a great, great one.
Yeah, if we can do it in the same tone again.

(30:20):
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Extra points.
I feel like that's easy. Because he says it's like.
Long winded this. Is so doable.
OK, OK. Let me listen again, I think.

(30:49):
It's more, I think it's more like rural, but that.
OK, let's, let's see. Pretty good that.
Was not that bad. Actually, not that bad.
Wow wow again. That was one of the best ones so
far. OK, my inner wizard was coming
out to say yeah that. Was good all right do.

(31:10):
You want to listen to it. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Bar show. Nosh.
OK, let's see it. Let's see it.
It's really good. You feel good about this one?

(31:30):
Yeah, a lot of you had a lot of.SH I did.
Oh shush, shush, shush, snappy crocodile doing.
You shall not pass. Damn, that was good.
That was good. That got better.
Yeah, you did. You did get better.
That's tough. That is really.

(31:51):
Tough hey, come below who you think won, you know hey.
Once if I won in the chat twos if if you think think Mitch.
Won. If you think Jackson's still
won, yeah. Threes if you shit.
Your pants. While listening to this podcast.
That was fun. Yeah.
That might have been a curse in there somewhere.
It might have actually just cursed everyone so.
Should not caught ancient ancient Latin curse?

(32:14):
Am I? What happened just there?
That's how I'd cut it. I.
Think I was trying to speak backwards.
Play that in reverse and would have said something.
It would have said subscribe to Wizard's Tower.
Oh, I should be trying to do that.
Oh, OK, I'll do. I'll do.
OK, so you use the app. I'll speak into it.
Subscribe to Wizard's Tower and then you try and start reverse.
OK, subscribe to the Wizard's Tower.

(32:39):
What dude? Just try it.
I was something like that. I don't know.

(33:01):
She was a she was a wizard tower.
Yeah, yeah, OK. She wants to do that stroke.
Or something like that. But, you know, subscribe to the
Wizard's Tower and yeah, we'll see you next time.
Well, that's all the time we have on the Wizard's Tower.
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