55: We Guess The Craziest REAL Words

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Episode Transcript

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Dude guess who I saw the other walking up our Bloody hell Jack
and bloody jail. Those 2 little shits.
Oh, Jack, she'll go up the hill.Fish pail.
Pail water. Bastards, mate, Yeah.
Little do they know I swapped that water well for that's where
the shit from my latrine goes now.
Oh Jack and Jill go up the hill.The fish pail is shit.
That's disgusting. The wizard comes out and kicks

(00:21):
Jack down the fucking hill and then and then Jill goes don't
hurt my brother and I kick him, kick him too.
And tumble after that, you shit.Go on then.
Oh, I hope you break your. Crown.
I bet you break your crown, don't you?
Little Jack's walking around with an actual crown going I'm
the king, I'm the king of the shithill, I'm the king that
grabs all the poo from the latrine from the wizard's tower.

(00:43):
Snap that thing, you know, snap.That crown broke his crown.
I think when they say crown theymean head.
Well, he has a real crown too. Well, he's dead.
Yeah, well, it doesn't matter anymore because he's dead.
So take that. Yeah.
Yeah, fucking Jack. Don't even get me sad about.
Who named him? Jack and Jill, that's what.
That's what people do, man. I knew guys.

(01:03):
I knew guys growing up that was named Mack and Jack.
It's. The Mitch and.
Oh, Mitch. Oh, no, my sister wouldn't lie.
No, never mind. Well.
Sometimes you just call her that.
Anyway, welcome back to the Wizard's Tower.
The I quit my job.

(01:32):
Yeah, didn't you say this last week?
Yeah, but now I'm officially. I.
Had my last day on Sunday. Really.
Because you were just saying that you're going to go back
again. OK, so let me let me back up.
I haven't fully quit my job in quotations.
OK, I've downgraded from part time to casual.
So now it's on. I get this side when it's your

(01:53):
turn. Yeah, it's just actually so
much. But why isn't that just every
job? Well, yeah, that would be sick.
Yeah. Well, I think nothing we had
done. So we're doing a point, yeah, I
think that's what the issue the Italians have actually.
Everyone was too casual, I. Think that's dead Sad.
I mean, I when we're in Gold Coast, everyone was very casual
up there. Yeah, yeah, there wasn't much

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going on up there. Very chill here.
It's like full time Melbourne's like no one's casual.
Yeah, yeah, everyone's swindling.
I love it. But I've gone from part time to
casual. Yeah.
So Sunday was my last part time shift.
OK all. Right, so I've I've quit in my
mind I've. Quit.
Well, yeah. Yeah, yeah, I've downgraded.

(02:33):
Anyway. It was one of the worst shifts
I've ever had. Shift more like shits.
Oh, that's good. Yeah, write that one.
Down write that one down that that next intro.
Thank you for that next. Intro.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. By the way, it took us 45
minutes to think of that Intro. Pathetic.
It was pretty whatever. That's why I sort of rambled
towards the end. It was like. 90% improv.
We were like Jack and Jill. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

(02:54):
Let's run with that. Yeah, let's go, let's go.
And then Mitch went, what's a latrine?
And I went, don't even worry about it.
Just let's get latrine. What is a latrine A.
Latrine's like a toilet. Yeah, but like just a hole in.
The. Ground latrine.
It's. That's such a nice word for what
it. Is yeah, I think that's why they
made it that way. Yeah, yeah, it's just a literal
hole in the grand of shit in Yeah, let's call it a latrine.

(03:15):
Well, like a like an outhouse ismore like, you know, it's out of
the house. A latrine can be.
In the house. Kind of.
It can be a hole in the ground in a house potentially.
I don't know. I'm just making it up.
I mean like. Right.
Where's it like obviously we don't do it anymore.
Well. That's what they call it in like
the military. Go to the latrine, go clean the
latrine in private. OK there.

(03:36):
You go, you know that's. Probably from Full Metal Jacket.
Yeah, that's not mine. Right before he anyway, if you
haven't seen the movie, yeah, gowatch it.
What's the time? Yeah, quit your job.
Nightmare shift from hell. Absolute terrible, terrible
shift. More like shit, yeah.
That's good, came out with that myself the second time.
With that myself. So basically I got to write, I

(03:58):
wrote it down because what was happening, I was like, I've got
to write this down because this is getting ridiculous.
How? What a terrible day I'm having.
Yeah. So I used comedy to get through
it by like, oh, this would be good to tell on the podcast.
True. Someone ate a banana right in
front of me and then they threw it and then I slipped on it and
they went. Whoop.
Whoop. Whoop, whoop.
Whoop. And then I slipped all the way
down the aisle. And then I bowled over three

(04:18):
people and I made a bowling sound.
I went, Yeah. And then my boss came out to me.
When you'll knit with and then grab my ear and slip me around
like this. Boom, boom, boom, boom.
There's so many baggage you got to cut a hammer out the dunk,
What the hell? And then?
3 horseshoes came down and spun around the big lump.

(04:40):
That came out of my head. That's exactly what happened.
Yeah. My life's just a fucking car
and. Then someone had TNT and looked
at the camera, went and then blew it up, but it blew it
themselves. Up and you had to clean it up.
Then I fell down and pop a smokeand.
Oh, and then I was signed sayingwhoa, and then I was stacking

(05:02):
the milk and then I had the milkcart and I was walking around
with the milk and I went to go back behind the scenes, but it
was actually just a painting of the back and I ended up crashing
into it. I hate with it.
Someone had painted a fake milk section and I was stacking it
into a wall. I was driving home and they
painted a tunnel on the side of the wall.
Yeah. Anyway, none of that happened,

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sorry, believe it or not. Sorry, I derailed that.
Whole thing so dumb. So first thing I walk into work
and the first thing you do is you pull out the freezer pallets
so you can unstack the pallets and put them on the cages.
So then they can put them out onthe shelves in the freezer
section, right? Yeah, I pull the freezer cage
out, collapses freezer food, shit goes everywhere just
fucking hard. At 7:00 AM, I'm like, literally

(05:46):
just woken up. I'm just staring at this shit.
I'm like, for fuck sake, like last day, of course this
happens, laugh it off, whatever.Yeah, yeah, everyone starts, you
know, I'm like, oh boys, can yougive us a hand?
And you know, dickhead, fucking spill the freezer pallets, even
though it wasn't my fault at all.
The freezer pallets was literally the leaning tail
peaser. Like whoever stacked it, I
thought it was robots stacking it.
Obviously they didn't do a very good job, right?

(06:06):
Italian goddamn. Clankers.
Italian robot I'm doing like theLeon Tara Pisa.
Yeah, true. What would a clank Italian
robot? What would it be?
It's slow. I don't know.
I just don't know if you can sayit there is one.
God damn clanker. Well, I remember le.
Clanker. That's a French 1 le clanker.

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So then that happened and then me, my manager, got into a bit
of an argument because it was a bit of a bit of a disagreement
on who should I want that. Sorry, Jackson 3D printed me a
fidget toy and it's really fun to play with.
I feel like you need to play with it to to hone yourself in.

(06:49):
You're trying to get through this.
Story I can't focus anyway then you know, I mean, my manager got
into an argument. There's a bit of disagreement on
what the priorities were my my argument was.
It's my last day, it's my last. Day I can do what I want I just
felt a fucking pallet of shit don't talk to me that's my that
was my argument no I was like she wanted the store to be faced

(07:11):
so she wanted like all the products put forward to make it
like look nice yeah and my argument was we don't have the
personnel all the time all the product on the shelves because
it's Saturday Sunday morning yeah everyone shopped all day
sad anyways big disagreement shewasn't really happy with my
decision making and then we got into a bit of an argument yeah
which probably on my defence I probably should just listen to
the manager so. Yeah, I mean they are the

(07:33):
manager, so. Yeah, but you know, what do they
know? What do they know?
This is all before 8:00, OK. And Sunday was like super windy.
I don't know if you remember. It was really windy, as in like
outside it was windy, like the weather, OK, there was a breeze,
a heavy, a heavier breeze. Than normal, yeah.
So would you say that it was like it wasn't calm?

(07:54):
No, it was rough. OK.
Windy, if you will. So someone left the back door
open and I'm pushing a trolley full of cardboard and the back
door blew the doors open out into the aisles and blew all my
cardboard on my fucking cage alldown everywhere.
Like it wasn't just like a little bit.

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It was all the cardboard going everywhere.
Customers looked at me like, that sucks for you.
And everyone just kept walking. No one helped me.
I'm like, fuck, yeah, come on. Yeah, get through it.
And then I said goodbye to like a few people who I probably
wouldn't say again, you know, who I'm not going to work with
again. And that was really nice.
And then like ended the like, sad.
And it was just a it's a difficult day.

(08:38):
It was a difficult day. Yeah, they really were just
trying on the universe was really just trying to solidify
in your head that this is the right decision, this is the
right. Decision.
Yeah, yeah, because also also last, we're going to talk about
how much money I spent on my car.
So I was like, the universe is telling me no, you should stay
at this job and save some more money.
And then this last day I was like, Nah, we'll just joke and
like, you should leave this. Yeah, of a place away.
I mean, I've had days like that as well.

(08:59):
I mean, there's always things like that, especially when I
first started just like fumblingaround, just like, you know,
like I've always, I've spoken about this before, but like
dropping first day on the job, first thing I was supposed to
do. All right, mate, just put this,
put this PowerPoint back on the wall.
Just whatever you do, don't dropthe C clip down the wall.
I was like, yeah, whatever. It's like the clip that goes in

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the wall that you like screw thePowerPoint into.
Secures the PowerPoint to the. Wall.
Yeah, like hugs it like PowerPoint's one side C clips,
the other side hugs the wall. I gotta put the C clip in.
The wall instantly goes down. I was like.
Literally the one that you weren't meant to do, Yeah.
Done that. I've had like, you know, like
doing undergrounds where like you've got a glue conduit

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together. Yeah.
And just drop the whole fucking bottle of glue before, like
kicked it into the pit and then it's like falling upside down.
Glue's gone everywhere. Dirt in the glue box, you're
like, that's. Why is this like early day like
apprentice stuff though? Yeah, this is like just dumb
stuff where you like. I shouldn't have done that.
Yeah. So I've been working in the
supermarket for three years. Yeah, you know, I shouldn't know

(10:01):
better. And it was literally my last at
like. Yeah, see, I don't make mistakes
at all anymore. Actually.
That's good. I'm kind of like a flawless
human being. God damn well it must be nice.
Yeah, I've had terrible days though, you know, like that.
Lots of underground stuff. I had like my tradesmen, like
threatened to punch me in the head once, which was awesome.
Yeah, I. Haven't had that, thank God,
Yeah. It was really fun.

(10:22):
Glue again, for some reason it always revolves around the glue.
I was like, we were doing these undergrounds and he, we were
putting them together. Stop sniffing that glue and then
punching in the head. There were two, there were two
trades in there. They both had glue parts.
All I had to do was 1 fucking conduit.
Yeah. And I asked this guy who was
already having a bad day. I don't know why I asked him,

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but he's usually kind of nice. And I was like, hey, man, am I
able to just borrow the glue fora second?
Yeah. And he goes, why don't you
fucking get your own glue? And I was like, he's like, go
get your own fucking glue from the car.
And I was like, oh, geez. I was like, sorry, man, I'll go
get it. He's like, if you talk back to
me again, I'll fucking punch youin the head.
And I was like, fuck, talk back.I was like, what the hell, man?

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I was like, you're the guy that got angry at me.
And I look at the other tradesman for like some backup
and he's like head down and I was like, oh, wow.
He just goes back to on my own, on my own, eating the glue.
Yeah, he goes back to eating hisglue like Jesus.
You can't borrow mine either. It was delicious.
Yeah. I was like, no backup at all.
And I was like, wow, damn, that's rough.

(11:26):
Yeah. Was he like the head tradesman
and the other wife was? Yeah, he was the older one, but
he's also one of those guys where like if you, if if you
dish back to him, he will, he will just make it further and
it'll just be more of an issue and he'll yeah, it's a delicate
flower. That blow, Hold it too tight,
you'll crush it. Yeah, it's very true, Hold.

(11:49):
It too softly. It'll blow away.
It'll blow away, yeah. And hold it, hold it just right
and talk to it, and it'll threaten to punch you in the
head. So yeah, yeah, anyway, yeah,
these kind. Of humans are crazy yeah, yeah,
I had a terrible day at work andit was pretty sad to sort of
that was the ending. But also I was like ah, this
yeah, you're right. This is the right decision to
leave it and follow my dreams asa freelance video.

(12:12):
I know yeah. And potential podcaster.
Potential You've been doing the podcast for a year and a half
now. We've been doing this for a long
time, actually. I forgot Quizzard for the
wizard. I have, dare I say, a little bit
of a quiz for you. A quizard potentially.

(12:33):
Is that the segment we're going to go with?
I don't know, probably fly down the edit.
So I have a quiz and I'm going to give you a bunch of words.
In fact, I don't even know the the definitions to these.
I just know these. Words.
You're going to give me some obscure words, and then we're
going to try and figure out whatthe definitions are for the
words. Yeah, these are 10 real words.

(12:55):
They're real words with real definitions, and we're both
going to have to try and guess what the definition is.
I haven't seen the answer to thedefinitions yet, so I couldn't
tell you. I'm.
Excited for this. OK, what's the first word?
First word. Zug's Wang.
Real word. What the fuck?
By the way, a Zug's. Wang.

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Zug's Wang. It's a guy.
It's a guy named Zugs. Zugs, who has.
Wang, and he's referring to his Wang A Zug.
'S Wang. Yeah, that's tough.
I don't even know where Wang begin.
What are you? What are you thinking?
I'm kind of feeling like it might be some sort of a like
medieval sword similar to like athe the Zed Zay wielder.

(13:38):
OK. Whatever, you know, like 2
handed giant claymore. You reckon it's like, yeah,
yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, maybe a zugswang is like
some sort of an obscure type of blade.
I reckon it's like some some sort of component of something
OK, like a like a. Gotta plug it into the Zugswang.
Hold on, I lost my Zugswang I'm.Hacking the mainframe.
Make sure that the CPU is plugged into the zugswang to

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break into the the firewall. And then you stand there just
looking at like all this shit, like zugs arrogance, like
arrogance, like the spring in like a in like some device, you
know, I mean, I think it's like a small little.
Sun, swing, Spring. Yeah, like a small little thing
in a bigger device kind. Of sounds like a dance move.
The Sun. Swing, swing.
OK. Do you want that?

(14:19):
Is that what you're going with? I'm going for like a small thing
in a big. That's a really vague
description of it though. OK, I think wow, you should know
why you should know this. It's a zugswang is.
I might even be saying it wrong.Who's to say it's a situation in
chess and by extension life, where every possible move.

(14:40):
Moves. No, that's wrong.
You're saying it wrong. What is that?
Where every possible move puts you at a disadvantage.
It is. It's not.
That's not how you pronounce it.Oh, OK, I can't.
Remember how to pronounce it though, but.
Zugswang, zugswang. It's like it's, it's more like
an. I think it's an S like.
A Zugswang. OK, well it's starts with
AZZUGZ. Wang Yeah.

(15:01):
Yeah, it's not that. OK, well, I didn't know that,
but it's not that. That's not how you pronounce it.
Well, there you go. Well, this is going to happen
for all of them, actually. All right.
Can you like copy and paste theminto it and then get?
Oh, OK. All right.
Say it. Julian's pronunciation guide,
where we look at how to pronounce better some of the
most mispronounced words in the word or the curious word but.

(15:23):
He somehow stretched out how to pronounce one word into one
minute. 25. OK, Zook.
Swank Zook. Yes, Z or Z.
In German it's pronounced Zook. OK, Zook, Swank and WI wouldn't
even got that either. Zook Swank.
Anyway, there you go. I wouldn't have got that either.

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But anyway, I didn't know what that I did.
I have heard of that before. All right.
OK. Well, anyway, second word.
Yes. Apricity.
Apricity. Yeah, Apricity, yes, that is.
That's quite the opricity. Hand me that opricity.

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He was feeling it was he was giving me a lot of opricity.
Oh, a bit of attitude, you think?
Maybe, maybe I don't mind. Like, like maybe it's like
giving somebody the benefit of the doubt.
Oh. OK, I don't mind that too.
The opricity. Yeah.
You reckon it's like one of those?
Sort of, yeah. But but yeah.

(16:26):
Capricity. Yeah, boy, a bit of a yeah,
yeah, yeah. What do you call that?
Not adjective. What do you call that?
Apricity. Yeah, hand me that.
Apricity could be like a tool. Oh, it's a little bit of tool.
I feel like it's like giving someone a little bit.
Of leeway, yeah. Bounce the doubt, yeah, I don't
mind that either. Yeah, go with that.
I like it alright. Man, it is.

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Wow, OK so wrong. It is apricity, the warmth of
the sun, especially in winter. Fuck.
Me. Oh really?
I'm feeling quite a bit of apricity today.
That's. Crazy if you whip that out in
conversation. That's someone who has a
thesaurus in their back pocket at all times.
Yeah. Oh, yeah.
I'm feeling the sun on my back. It's quite warm.

(17:09):
Dare I say apricity. Wait, how do?
You work there. What month is it?
Winter. Excellent.
What month is it? Winter.
All right, moving on. I didn't.
What month is this? Wouldn't I?
Yes, that month it's quite cool.Yeah, it's quite cool.
OK, well, all right, so I no. No, I've got that.

(17:29):
That's tough. These are cases so hard for some
reason I've got like a quiet confidence about it, but we've
gotten. I don't know why because they're
they're so hard. Yeah.
Efficity. OK, this next one I don't know
how to pronounce so OK. So he's the same guy?
Oh I hope not. Do you go about pronouncing it

(17:50):
kakistocracy? You don't want to?
OK Kakistocracy. Kakistocracy.
Well, I'm thinking like Idiocracy as in the movie
Idiocracy. What does Ocracy?
Mean I think like democracy. So I think it's a type of
political system. So a kakistocracy?
I'm going to assume it's like a democracy, but it's ruled by

(18:11):
cats. Whoa or Kaka like poo.
A Kakistocracy. Like a fallen democracy.
It might be like a shitty democracy that's fallen.
Oh, I think it's a democracy runby bad fairy.
Oh, OK. Fairy democracy.

(18:32):
OK, Kakistocracy. I don't think that's right.
Is that that's what I'm going togo with?
Arrogance. A fallen system.
OK. Yeah.
Yeah, sure. A system that's collapsed?
Oh my God. No way.
Really. Hang on, I think I said
something similar to this. I think you're pretty much on
the money too. A government run by the worst,
least qualified, or most unscrupulous citizens.

(18:55):
Whoa, there you go. Run by the worst, least
qualified, almost unscrupulous. Pretty close.
Damn. Like, I don't think fairies are
that bad. There's there's quite.
A. There's a few democracies I can
think of that might be a bit of a Kaka stock.
That are falling into that for sure, yeah.
The least qualified individuals.Wow, yeah, you can definitely
argue that there's a. Isn't the there's a few?

(19:16):
That's right, you won't get intoit.
You can fill your blanks in there.
Yeah, I'm just trying to think. Isn't the head of the Department
of Education in the US like? Yeah, a funny health.
System just not even. And the qualified and the world
and the and the country anyway we are we don't stop policy.
We learned something new that wecan actually.
Use. That's pretty work now, yeah.
Yeah. OK.

(19:37):
Here's another one. This one is a little bit crazy.
OK, Quackawadger. A Quackawadger.
What do you think a Quackawadgeris?
I think. There's an island off of
Australia that has a bunch of some Quackawaders.
Yeah, Quackers. Do you reckon it's like a type
of animal A. Quackawadger, I reckon it's like
a guy that is too passive. He's not, he's like, he's a

(19:57):
buddy. He's a wager.
He's like a like a. It sounds.
Someone that's trying to like, you know, like a draft Dodger, A
Quackawadger, but he like, he like dodges.
Responsibilities. Yeah, yeah, I feel like, yeah, I
don't mind that. Like it feels.
It sounds so Australian. It sounds like a watcher.
Yeah, it sounds like something. Fuck you mate, go down get get

(20:18):
your quacker wadger watch a gamefooty.
Yeah, yeah, OK. You reckon it's someone who's
dodges responsibilities? Yeah, I don't mind that.
I reckon it's a group of quackers.
OK. That actually kind of makes a
lot of sense. A Quackawadger is originally a
wooden puppet controlled by strings, later used to describe

(20:40):
a politician whose actions are controlled by someone else.
Very political. Yeah.
What is? I didn't.
I didn't. That wasn't intentional.
That's not a mind though. Quackawadger.
He's a puppet. He's a puppet like Pinocchio.
I guess that's he's like, so he's like that.
Sorry. I got no strings, but he's a
country. I got no.
String, I don't know. Yeah, that's interesting.

(21:04):
I know it's been Pinocchio. What?
Yeah. What?
I don't know when. When.
Like I know what happened. What do you mean?
I'm saying Shrek. I don't think you do know what
happens, man. Pinocchio is the biggest roller
coaster. Oh, really?
Of a movie? Yeah.
Oh, man, I need to watch it. And it was done in a time where,
like, things were just different.

(21:24):
Pinocchio smokes in it. He's a child and he smokes a
cigar. Oh, I got to watch this.
It's crazy. Wow, I'll check it out.
There's like, Oh my God. I.
Can't believe that. Yeah, I mean, it's pretty old.
Like it's an old movie. There's oh wow, we got to watch
Pinocchio. Dude, he's a bit of a quacker
wadger. No, no.
Oh my God. Not even close to the right use
of that word. Damn it.

(21:44):
Yeah, No, that's. Literally a puppet.
How can I not be? Well, he's a real boy.
Oh, well, at one point, yeah, I'm a real.
Boy, I've seen track. Yeah.
Oh, dude, Pinocchio's so good. I can't believe that you haven't
seen it. I had it on VHS.
Yes. Yeah.
Yeah, OK. Oh, what's the next word?
This is fine, how to pronounce it?

(22:04):
Hello everybody, welcome back tohow to pronounce.
These are the thickest actor. The track smells.
It's called Naturalists have given.
The smell of. Why is it V Sauce I?
Don't know, it kind of like almost gave the definition away
as well. Petroture it sound like a smell.
You said smell. Don't.
No, you know, like you. Didn't hear that.
OK. I think it's like a.

(22:25):
Petroture. I think it must be like a type
of scent. This is purely based off of
context clues of the word itself, not what Vsource said.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Something about a smell.
Hey Petropore, I reckon that youcan't see What if it's like what
if it's a smell you can see? What if it's a smell?
What if it's a fetish about smells like a a smell fetish?

(22:50):
Like a phobia type vibe. But it's a fetish.
But. It's a fetish.
Yeah, that's what I'm going with.
The enjoyment of smells, Yeah. Get your rock smells.
Smells a smell. Like a petrophile.
Oh, some reason worse? Yeah.

(23:11):
I think it's like a smell you can see OK.
Like it's like you can like it hurts to smell.
It well, you're wrong. So it's actually the earthy
smell produced when rain falls on dry soil.
Whoa there. You go, hey everybody who said
you couldn't learn things from podcasts?
When am I ever using that? I can smell the Petra jaw.

(23:33):
I don't even know how to say it.OK, the next one.
Ultra crepidarian, ultra crepitarian, Yeah.
So I guess we've got to break down what a crepitarian is.
Because ultra, of course. Ultra would be like the Ultra
elite. Yeah, yeah, like a grand ultra.

(23:53):
A crepitarian makes me think someone that's really into
sneaking creeping. An ultra sneaker.
Yeah, an ultra crepitarian is someone that's creps around.
Yeah, like an. I'm thinking like an expert in
something. An expert at.
Sneaking. An expert in sneaking, I guess
that's what. Ultra ultra crepidarian crapper
or decrepit? An ultra decrepit.

(24:14):
Decayed body? Yeah, that body's ultra
decrepit. That body is an ultra
crepidarian. Ultra crepidarian.
Maybe it's like ultrasound, Maybe it's like ultra.
OK, you're getting stuck on the wrong part of the word.
We already know what the word ultra means Crepidarian.
Yeah, but ultra. Yeah, there's something.
There's something in the ultra part though, I reckon.

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What if it means like the ultimate part of the second
word? Yes, yes, yes, yes, yeah.
OK, go with. Aryan.
OK, I'm going to say it's an an expert at sneaking.
I don't think that's right at all, Ultra.
Crepitarian. Is that right?
Ultra crepitarian? Yeah.
I think it's someone that's really good at something.

(24:58):
No, I think it's like, I think it is a person.
I think it's professional. I'm going to say like.
I OK I've just read the definition.
I would say I would describe youas an ultra crepidarian.
Oh, procrastinator. No anxious, no good looking.
Well, yes, but no. Oh.

(25:18):
Insult. Do you want the definition?
Someone who gives opinions or advice on topics they know
nothing. About.
That's pretty good actually. I get that.
An ultra grotarian, I would say that's crazy.
I'd say both of us are. We've got a podcast, so offended
by that. Where we give we give advice and

(25:39):
on topics we know nothing. About I feel like everyone is.
So what do you think about the war in Ukraine, right?
Now that's a great point. Well, that's an ultra grotarian.
Most podcasts, most people online are ultra crepidarians.
Yeah, that's great. That's a good word of have in
the back. Pocket Damn.
So that's 2 words. So basically we've got.
Crepidarian. Yeah, a kakistocracy and an
ultra crepidarian. Yeah, that's good.

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I would say I'm a bit of an ultra crepidarian about giving
opinions on the kakistocracy of other countries.
That's great. Try and use every single word in
a sentence, every word that we've learnt.
OK, OK, OK. Wave that into a sentence, all
right? So I find that by being an ultra

(26:23):
crepidarian it kind of, you know, inherently makes you a
Zugswang in the sense that even if you gave the opinion on a
government by saying it was a kakistocracy, you really have no
real idea of if that's true or not.

(26:45):
I also enjoy the apricity in winter as I walk outside,
especially when it's rained before because it gives off
petroture. Oh, that's.
Good. Yeah, a bit of.
Yeah, that's not bad. Did you sneak in the chest?
Yeah, I did. Yeah, yeah.

(27:06):
So I basically said, yeah, I can't give opinions on the
government being a kakistocracy because it's like a situation in
Tress where every possible move.Puts you at a disadvantage, yes.
You can't please everyone, if you will.
And then I also said I like the warmth of the sun, the warmth of
the sun, the smell of the after rain.
Nice. Well done.

(27:26):
That was good. I'm surprised you did that.
We have three more. OK, this next one, Snollygoster.
Oh yes. Now I'm quite the expert on
Snollygosters. Yes, as an ultra crepitarian.
As an ultra crepitarian, I'm a bit of an ultra.
Crepitarian myself, I would say I am quite the expert at Snolly
Goster. Yes, I think that is a it's.

(27:48):
Got to be a slur. It's got to be a slur for yetis.
Snolly Goster sounds like SnollyGoster.
Like a big nose. Like someone that puts their
business in places that they shouldn't.
Snolly. Goster, yeah.
Snolly goster mate. Yeah, I don't mind that.
Get your nose out of Get your sticky beak out of other people.
'S opinions. I like that.
Yeah, go with that one. All right, it is a shrewd,

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unprincipled person, especially a politician.
Why is going? On I don't know.
Hey, man, I don't know, man. A Snolly goster, an unprincipled
person, especially politician. I guess that kind of applies to
that, yeah. Putting his nose in other
people. I feel like I'm being steered
into like the radical left or the radical.
One propaganda yeah it was just meant to be a fun game and 95%

(28:31):
of these questions about. Right, this next one, communism.
What do you think about it? It just that is.
It just says how you should live.
The wrong way it says. Yeah, Yeah, it says you're
really good. Yeah.
All right, sight. Scythorism.
Scythorism. Yeah.
I think it's like a politician who?

(28:54):
I think it's like some sort of apolitical system, some sort of
politician where they're puppetson a string, yeah.
Particularly. Scythorism I OK ISM implies that
it's like a way of doing. Way of being Buddhism Buddhism,
Catholicism. It's like a.

(29:16):
An ISM, yeah. So it's like you're like a part
of doing. It's like you're a.
Part of something, yeah. Yeah, so.
Scytherism. I think it's, do you think?
It's like a religion I. I think it's like you're, it's
like a mindset where you ejaculate into jars with My

(29:37):
Little Ponies and. But how's a politician coming to
this? Or is that everything?
And it's, it's the, it's the actof thinking that's a good idea.
Yeah, yeah. OK.
I don't think that's it. I don't think that's it.
What was the word again? What was the star of the word?
Scythorism. Scythorism.
Scythorism. Scythe.

(29:57):
Yeah. I think it's like a scythe is
like cut down something. OK, now you're actually on the
right track. Cutting down, I think it's like
cutting down, like going againstthe system cutting.
Down. OK, you're getting very
political with it, but I'll tellyou right now, very similar to
opricity, the sound of wind whispering through the trees or
rustling leaves. That's what I heard before the
cardboard went yeah. The cardboard Scythorism.

(30:20):
Scythorism. Does anyone else hear that?
Scythorism. What?
Shut the fuck. You just get blown away.
God, you're such a, you're such a ultra trepidarian man.
Stop trying to act like you knowwords you don't.
OK, the next one. Symmetricious.
Symmetricious. Symmetricious.

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Symmetricious. Symmetricious.
Symmetricious. Yeah, symmetricious.
I've no idea like that one. Maybe you can get wrong.
Stay tuned to the channel. Symmetricus Symmetricus.
Symmetricus. Symmetricus.
Symmetricus. I think it's like doing

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something, it's not spelt like simultaneous, but it sounds
similar. So I'm going to say
simultaneously, simultaneously doing something that another
political party is doing that you and.
Like claiming as your. Own claiming as your own.
That's good. Yeah.
For some reason because of C theCy at the start, I'm thinking

(31:25):
like cycle something like something going around something
that's like the smell of A of the of the breeze.
You have your. I would describe you as
Symotracus. OK.
And myself, OK, we both have it.We both have Symotracus.
Feet. Legs.
Something. Do you want to know it?

(31:46):
Yeah, go on. Having WAVY hair?
Ah, Symotracus, There you go. Well, it's such a.
Big word I. Don't know.
Here's this one. Might be the easiest, or it
might be 1. You've actually heard before.
OK. Womble.
Womble, Yeah. To womble.
To what? Yeah, Womble like waffle.
On Oh yeah, a bit of a what? I'm feeling a bit like a womble

(32:08):
or I've got a bit of womble about me.
Barney Gumble trouble, you know.Yeah.
Emotions Womble. I think it's, yeah, it does
sound like disgruntled, yeah, Like he's a bit of a Womble
Womble. Or like waffling on like this
segment. It's a bit of a womble this
segment. Dare I say this segment is a bit
of a Womble? Yeah, a waffling Womble.
Yeah, I'm gonna like, I'm gonna say waffling on, like, all

(32:28):
right. It is to feel nauseous or
experience an unsettled stomach.Oh, if you'll be a Womble, it
does sound like Womble. It does.
Sound like cockney rhyming slang?
It does, yeah. There you go.
Those are the words. I hope you guys learned
something new. Yeah, maybe you can be a little
less of a. Ultra.

(32:49):
So that guy's talking. I hope you guys can be a little
bit less of an ultra crepitariannow because you might have
learned a few things and you might be a little bit more
educated. Yeah, exactly right.
You're welcome. And you know, if you follow me
in Jackson's hair routine, you might get to be like a
psychoderiatrist. Next segment, what's what's the

(33:11):
word for next segment? No blend of fire.
No, no. Goblet of fire prompts You have
loaded this goblet up with prompts.
This thing is this. Is prompt up?
I wasted a lot of paper and I also chose it's because last
time we last time we did this, yeah, there was a lot of prompts

(33:32):
Like what is your darkest fear and like.
Who? What's your biggest regret in
life? When was the last time your
mother hugged you like you thought about?
Killing yourself? In Minecraft.
In Minecraft, have you thought about jumping off a building in?
Minecraft I got rid of got. Really deep.
Yeah, I got rid of a few of them.
There might be a couple in there, but they're not as like

(33:54):
full on. OK, like good.
Deepest fear. Are you afraid of dying alone?
That sort of shit. It's not that.
So first one I'm going to go. This one in the middle.
Oh, it's connected to. Oh, it's yeah.
Oh, it's a long. 1A long one, don't mock the cutting because
you did in a rush, because I didit and I'll get my feelings out.
OK. What exotic animal would you

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like to have as a pet? Oh I would love a Black Panther.
Oh, that's good. Imagine that.
Imagine. Yeah, dude, as soon as you said
that, yeah, mine instantly went to like a giant Panther.
Yeah. Like the movie, like having no.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Let's.

(34:35):
Not, not probably. Just move on.
Not like the animal. The animal you'd like to have
the animal, the Black Panther asa pet.
Oh. Imagine how stupid it be to have
Iron Man as a pet. Good Iron, Man, good iron.
Man, no. Put the repulsive down, Iron
Man. Yeah.

(34:55):
Jarvis massage my balls. No, imagine that.
A giant Panther. That's gotta be sick.
Dude. That's good.
I've seen videos on TikTok of someone that has a Panther as a
pet. Wow.
And and they like took it out ofthe forest and it would like
jump up on the trees and like jump off people and like play
tag and stuff. That's cool.
Yeah. It'd be cool.
It'd be like sitting in your room or like, sitting out
watching the TV and there's justa Panther, just, like, lying on

(35:17):
a branch or staring. Yeah.
And you're like, that's pretty. Cool.
Don't mind too. Yeah, yeah.
Yeah. He's harmless.
Don't mind. I don't know what I'd call him.
Bartholomew. I'd call him.
I'd call him Panther. Don't mind Panther.
Panther over there. I said Mr. Mr. Panther.
Don't mind Pink Panther, just. Doctor Panther you.

(35:40):
You better call him Doctor Terryor more.
Does he talk? Does he talk?
No, but he's really well trained.
Yeah, I think that'd be so great, yeah.
What about you? I mean bantha, like as soon as
they Panther I'm like fine, that's great.
I'm always looking at a Penguin.Yeah, but now?
Penguin be kind of cool. Penguin Butler.
Penguin Butler would be sick. Yeah, he comes.
He's got his own suit. A panda would be just be so
powerful, maybe just sitting in a chair and having meetings and

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you've got a. Panther just next year.
You're just padding it. Yeah, that's cool.
Kind of like the Persian. Like a snorry leopard or
something. Kind of like the cat in like
rocket. Team Rocket from Pokémon.
There he has the. The Persian?
Yeah, The head boss has the Persian.
Yeah, Yeah. Sick.
That's cool. I just have to be evil.
I think I would have a big cat. I think a big cat's cool.
I think like a snowy lap of. Well, probably like a tiger.

(36:25):
Polar bear. Yeah.
Polar bear would be cool. Imagine we'd just sit on the
back of polar bear. Damn, one of humans few
predators that actively hunt humans.
Well, I'll try polar bear. And that's like, one of like 3
predators that like, like, go out of the way.
Yeah, they'll like actually killpeople and eat them for food.
That sucks. Yeah, maybe.

(36:46):
Not. It's good thing we have guns.
Yeah, I just thought that we melted the Arctic, so they
probably. Already.
Yeah, that's a good point. Good thing we did that.
Fuck yeah. Thank God for global warming
because we would be fucks because Panthers would walk
across. The aisle polar bears would be
everywhere. Bloody polar bears.
Yeah, I'd probably have a polar bear.
That's kind of cool. Like Golden Compass?
Yeah, it's right. That's how.

(37:08):
That's how I pulled. Out right.
It's not weird. I like you.
Got some movement in those hips,man.
I don't know you could dance like that.
Didn't know you could move like that.
All right, I got 1 here. If you lived in the year 3000,
what would you do? Probably deliver things.
Yeah. Like Fry from Livery Boy.
Yeah. Probably work in a fucking
supermarket. Delivery boy.

(37:29):
Yeah, good. I'm a delivery boy.
Yeah. Good.
Yeah, probably just be a I don'tknow.
I'll probably be jacked up on cyber, you know?
Yeah, I have a implant. Be chromed up.
Yeah, be chromed up. I'm.
Gonna be careful with cyber psychosis I.
Remember like chromed home? That's what they call me.
That's that's my name. Chrome Dome.
Oh shitty, comes Chrome I. Think they would actually have a

(37:51):
term for that? That'd be like a blowjob in the
year 3000. Because everyone would.
Try. Getting Dome but like with.
Chrome with a robot? Yeah, that would make.
Sense man, Hey man, you want to go down to the Chrome Dome
parlour? We're all going.
To get Chrome domed it just makes the just like vacuum glare
garden. That's what I'd do in the year

(38:12):
3000. I'd go down the Chrome Dome
instantly. You'd be a Chrome Domer.
That sucks. Imagine.
Well, the year 3000. Oh, my God, this is so sick.
Like the world is my oyster. Like all these future
possibilities. Yeah, you're actually a
prostitute. I'm.
A prostitute. Yeah, actually your job is
sucking sucking it for the. Forever to die and put in a.

(38:36):
You also live forever now. We've also managed to figure out
immortality and you're going to have to do this job.
Forever. The year 3000.
Yeah, I'd probably live underwater.
Oh, that's kind of cool. Why?
Because of the song, not much it's changed, but we lived
underwater. Did I have another?
Song. No, I haven't another song.
I was just thinking Bioshock, and that didn't work out well

(38:58):
for anyone. So yeah.
But if that's what you want to do.
I'll play the song. You'll, you'll love it.
It's a bit punk. I probably haven't heard it.
Yeah, well, I'm not going to sing it.
There's a good bit about your great great granddaughter.
People in the comments will willjump in.
OK agree with me if you could put store a superpower on your
child or or a loved one. What would it be?
A superpower. Onto your child or a loved one.

(39:20):
Onto Frank. Crypto, you know.
How much you love crypto? Yeah, probably super.
Strength. Yeah, Brother Frank.
Yeah. Oh man, I think it'd be have to
be something that would enrich their life.
Like, yeah, talking to animals would be cool, but the way the
world's going, there probably wouldn't be any animals to talk
to, so it's probably not much point talking to a monkey in a

(39:42):
zoo. Hey, Get Me Out of here.
I don't like talking to animals anymore.
I reckon like teleportation would be cool.
That's the first. Because I I just want to live
vicariously through teleport to the fridge and get me a fucking
beard in a. Beard.
I can teleportation. I want pizza.

(40:03):
Yeah. Italy.
Now go to Italy. Limitless teleportation.
Yeah. Yeah, I'd like that.
Could teleport to Mars if they wanted.
To would you want them to keep it a secret?
Yes, probably a good idea. I feel like they would instantly
get studied if they got caught. Yeah and nothing restrains.
It was like jumper like electricelectric rope holds them.
Yeah, no, they can just teleport.

(40:24):
Yeah. Yeah.
So they, it's not like Nightcrawler where he's got to
look, look where he where he's got to teleport.
Unlimited teleportation, yeah. They can fuck it.
If they really wanted to, they can go to.
I was thinking time control manipulating time, but it would
be very annoying as a parent. Yeah, trying to.
They make jump and then he just freezes time.

(40:44):
Don't eat that ice cream. And then pants as.
Well, God yeah, pants me punches.
Me. Did you freeze time again?
Yeah. Punches me in the face and then
eats all the ice cream. Yeah, well, you better pause
time. Go down to the bloody.
Go to your room and don't speed up time.
He said right now 8 hours in your room is punishment.

(41:06):
Don't better. That'd be fucking annoying.
It'd be a nightmare, man. Don't pants me.
Oh, it's always pantsing you. Oh God damn it.
Oh crap. Oh, it's done.
Don't spend up time. So you'd go teleportation as
well? Teleportation, Sorry time and
B2. Teleportation as a baby though,

(41:27):
no. Shit off a bridge, Jack off a
bridge instantly dies well. Well, maybe I should have wanted
time. The time thing.
It just pauses time forever. Grows up while you're holding
it. Damn that.
You throw it up and then it grows up and you catch it.
It's a full. Like a bit from.

(41:49):
Oh. Hasn't got no education.
Education of a one year old. Dot do no professor.
Oh God, it can only go forwards in time coming.
Back. It's like that forever, God.
Damn it, Stephen Hawking is right.
If you could cast one spell fromHarry Potter for the rest of
your life, what would it be? One spell?
Probably. Probably.

(42:10):
Oh, what's it called? Swish and flick, What is that?
The teleporting, Yeah, Tell what's that called?
Oh, that. 'D be kind of cool, actually.
I was thinking Akio. Akio's good too.
Fuck man, where'd me bloody TV remote?
Akio TV remote. Yeah, that's good.
Yeah. Yeah.
Akio a better Akio, a better life.

(42:32):
Akio nipple piercings. Oh no, I was kidding.
You could like totally fuck withpeople.
That's. A good point too, yeah.
Aki your ear piercings just RIP them out of people's.
Ears, yeah. Or yeah, what was the one that
you. Well, I'm trying.
To think, the one that's building files, yeah, it does.
It's the best. What's you know?
Yeah, at a you can't apparate. Apparate apparatus.

(42:55):
Apparate. Apparate.
Yeah, I said. It the first No, I just said.
It yeah. Apparate.
Yeah, yeah. Apparatus, Yeah.
Apparatus. Yeah, yeah, I'll probably do
that. I think that's the best
teleporting or the flying one always comes back to
teleporting. I mean, yeah, it'd.
Be pretty elite. What?
Would you do if you won the lottery?

(43:16):
Probably, like probably invent Ateleportation machine.
Probably, yeah. I'd probably spend over
1,000,000 on teleportation. Yeah, like the fly.
I don't think I'd do anything like the fly.
What would I do if I won the lottery?
I would probably get my family. Not such a classic response,
you. Lose.
Probably. Or probably look after me family

(43:37):
first, yeah, probably buy them ahouse.
Then when I'm retire, me, mum and dad and.
Dad, They've known Dad would hate me for that.
Like don't fucking retire me. I've retired.
You're too late. No.
Sorry, house is paid off. Sorry I.
Got. Another fuck.
Yeah, I don't know. I'd probably, yeah, help.
Help me brother and sister out with the finances.

(43:58):
Mom and dad already. Their boomers are on their
fucking arm. They paid $30,000 for it.
I don't know why you can't just buy buy a house.
It's easy. I did it.
Interest rates were 18% even though yeah but it was like the
repayments were like 1/5 of yourpaycheck.
You pay it off in like 2 weeks of.
Your, I was talking to my neighbors, like I was like, oh
hell, have you been living in this place?
Like, oh, I built it. I'm like, Oh yeah.

(44:18):
He goes, yeah, about $30,000. And I was like, this place is
massive. And he's like, yeah, yeah, wow.
Cool. Yeah, it's pretty sweet.
It's worth like 2 million. Dollars, I think, Yeah, well,
the last time I checked it was like, yeah, four or five mil.
You're like sweet, Yeah, sweet man.
It's. A millionaire for building a
house for $30,000, yeah I'd probably if I want it.
Depends how much the money was. But if it was like a billion

(44:39):
dollars, I'd probably, you know,not just hoard the money and
then get rid of the fucking class anyway.
That's all. No, well, you can't.
You're a you're a millionaire, not a billionaire.
Yeah, true. I would buy a big fuck off
house, retire my parents and just go travelling heaps and do
the same shit I'm doing here. Yeah yeah, YouTube videos,
except I'd I'd be able to affordan editor full time.

(45:00):
Yeah. There you go.
Yeah, that's the point I'd. Actually be able to afford an
editor that'd. Be sick.
That would be sick. Yeah, probably.
Just pay an editor. Yeah, I think all right, we got
If you could magically learn onelanguage, what would?
You choose Japanese instant Japanese final subtitles.
I can watch One Piece without even having a look at it it.

(45:20):
Was gonna be. Sick, that actually would be.
Sick. Yeah, you can watch anime
without having to. You know you could second
monitor anime. Yeah, that'd be kind of sick.
Yeah, I probably, I, I'd probably be hedging my bets and
I'd probably learn like Chinese.Yeah, that's fair to, you know,
just in case. Yeah.
I mean, yeah. Just in case, you know, all out
war breaks off. I'd be like, I'm one of you
guys. I can speak Chinese fluently.

(45:44):
You can't read it though, because that that said speaking.
Speaking. You can't read it.
That would suck, surely, if you can speak in.
China, you're like, I don't knowwhat any of this means.
But I can do questions all the time.
I mean, you'd slowly learn it, wouldn't you?
Because you can understand it. So like.
I don't know man, calligraphy's really quite complicated.
Yeah, that's true. Every word has.

(46:05):
I mean I can symbol, I mean I can speak English, but I
definitely can't read it. Yes you can.
Yeah, but not like not well, maybe I'd be able to figure out
China. It's.
Like easy Japanese would be sickthough because Japan is pretty
pretty lit. Be good for the next like 10
years until Japan collapses as well, yeah?

(46:25):
Just like South Korea, Yeah. What was your favorite book when
you were a kid? Oh.
That's a good question. That's a good question.
What was yours? Just while I think about my I
had. A few.
I had a few like Franklin books.You know Franklin the turtle.
Oh yeah, Franklin. Books I liked, Yeah.
I mean, Harry Potter's a classic, Yeah.
I didn't really read that as a kid though.

(46:46):
Neither did I. Yeah, my sister is an adult.
My sister read it. I remember.
I'm pretty sure she read maybe it to me once, or Dad might have
read the first one to me one time.
Yeah. Where's Wally?
OK, so you didn't do a lot of reading?
No, all the sounds of it. My favorite book growing up?
Probably Inkart. Inkart.

(47:07):
Yeah. You know the movie with Brendan
Fraser in it? No, you've never seen that.
Brendan Fraser. It's a sequel to.
Pinocchio bloke, that bloke thatsmell spells.
That was spells. He's in it.
Oh, Andy Serkis. Yeah, Andy Serkis is in it as
the villain. True.
Oh mate, so good. The bloody guy that's in a
couple of movies, he's in it too.
Oh yeah, mate, you missed shit. The movies.

(47:28):
The movies pretty good but it definitely veers very far away
from the book which is kind of annoying.
What's it about? Watch it now.
Sorry. Basically Inkart is about these
people called super tongues, right?
And they can read books and anything they read comes out of
the book. Whoa.
So, and 20 years ago, the main guy, I can't remember what his

(47:53):
name is, but he read this book called Inkhart and he as he was
reading it, he didn't realize that he was really a silver
tongue, I think at the time. And he read out loud the villain
from Inkhart and a few other people and they came into the
real world and they took his wife from him, killed her in
quotes maybe, who knows, maybe she's still alive.

(48:14):
He. Just wrote her name down and
then she came. Out.
Well, he read them all out and then the villains came out and
they took his wife and gave him a scar and all this sort of
stuff. And then basically he's trying
to find 20 years on, trying to find copies of Inkheart, trying
to find an A copy to read them back into the book, but the evil
villain is going around and finding all the copies of it.

(48:36):
And getting rid of it? Yeah, silver tongues can't do
it. Yeah, and there's heaps of stuff
like they read literally like Pinocchio, like fairy tales to
life and stuff as well. And it's really, it's a great
book that sounds sad. And then there's two others
after it. There's Ink Spell and Ink Death
and I never, we got through thembecause they're way more
difficult because ink like ink hard is in the real world.

(48:57):
And then ink spell is like takesplace in the world of ink hard.
And there's a lot of, you know, like when you read a fantasy
book, there's like a lot of like, oh, and then the the
blinky Blanc went to the went tothe fields of schmicky schmoo
and you're like, what is happening?
So, yeah, that's my, that was myfavorite book growing up.

(49:17):
Yeah. Nice.
Or the Book of Lies. The Book of Lies, yeah.
Which I actually have right there.
And I actually have Ink spell right there too.
Yeah, the Book of Lies is reallygood.
Except Spell. 'S massive, yeah.
This isn't a kids book, that's abloody novel.
Yeah, but they're like, they're not like, you know, the text is
pretty big, I guess. I was just thinking of the the

(49:38):
day my butt went to Uranus. He was in your, that was.
Pretty big. The day my bum went psycho.
Yeah, day my bum went psycho. OK, those were my favorite books
for a long time. Yeah, I read all of those.
Yeah, who's that's Australian? I think he's an Australian
bloke. Yeah, Andy.
Warhol. No.
What's his name? Something.
Yeah, yeah. And he and then the those ones

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with like the messed up animals on the front.
Oh, yeah, just crazy. Just just disgusting.
Yeah, those were good. Yeah.
Yeah. Probably those ones were up.
There Andy who? Yeah, I can't remember.
Oh, Andy, Andy. Yeah, that guy, he wrote them.
Andy, he had bars. And Woody.
Yeah, yeah, one more. Who would you want to be
stranded with on an island? Probably Bear Grylls, yeah.

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That's good. What?
Were you? Thinking oh nothing island talk
going on now the let me think. Probably something that could
teleport. Probably my baby.
I just gave teleportation. To oh dude, you gotta go to like
Bear Grylls or something like that.
Yeah, Bear Grylls is great. Yeah, probably.
I feel like Hanks from Castaway.Well.

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He was just a regular guy and then he learnt to survive after
like 2 years. Yeah, probably Tom Hanks, like
towards the end of Castaway. Yeah, fair enough.
He did try. And yeah, I don't know he was.
Bear Grylls is up there I. Feel like, I feel like like Bear
Grylls, though. I feel like if you had was
stranded on an island with him and push came to shove, he'd
kill you. Yeah.
I feel like his survival instinct is to the point where

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he would eat. You and he'd.
Be like, it's really important for a bit of extra protein.
Well, there's nothing left on the island and all I've got is
this random guy that can't really survive.
You've been you've been grizzly at the moment.
He pulls out this is the bear grill sponsored Gerber knife,
and I'm gonna stick it right in your heart.
No bear, please no, no, please don't struggle it'll only make

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it worse. No stop.
And he's just talking to a fake camera for that.
He's. Always crazy breaking the 4th
wall like what's happening? Yeah, he's totally lost it.
And he's like just talking to people that aren't there.
Yeah, that'd be scary actually. I'm trying to think I'm thinking
that those. They should make a game where
you're being haunted by Bear Grylls.
A survival game where you're being haunted by Bear Grylls and

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he's trying to survive, but he'sthinks surviving is eating.
New. Yeah.
Whoa. Grizzly bear.
And he's really good at survival.
Yeah. What?
Like, what should I call it? Call it.
The day bear. Thrills bear.
Thrills. Oh my God, it writes itself.
That's great. Yeah, I just said the day might.
Bear kills. Oh, Bear.
Kills. Yeah, it said Bear grills is
bear kills KYLLS. Yeah, this is this is spelled

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Grylls, like Grylls. That's good.
Yeah. Someone write.
Come on, Bear kills. Bear kills and you've and you
and you've got to survive as well.
And then you think it's just a grizzly bear.
And then it turns out to be BearGrylls.
You know what? I mean, the grizzly bear, he's
skinned it, no? He's skinned it.
He's wearing the grizzly out of it.
Yeah, that'd be a big reveal. That's the big twist at the end

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of the game is like, you're like, oh, I'm trying to like,
stay away from this bear. It's trying to kill me.
That turns out to be Bear Grylls.
It'd be a great like short horror on like Pitch dot IO and
you're like in the forest tryingto survive and you're being
hunted by Bear Grylls. Bear Grylls.
That's good. Yeah, well, feel free for
someone to take that, just as long as you tell me about it
when you make it. You can voice act bear.

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Grills I'm more than happy to bear.
Like voice act bear grills. I'm more than happy to bear down
for bear. Yeah, that'd be.
So funny. Bear kills.
Oh my God. Dude it really she wrote itself.
It's amazing but Dang my bear went psycho.
I beg Bear Kills is the better title.
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