October 1, 2025 • 40 mins
1. Intro 2. Recent events we attended 3. Nerf That Buff That 4. Beast Battles
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Do you know who I haven't seen in a while?
Who's that? The Pixie.
Oh yeah, yeah, no, I've I've been steering clear of him
lately. Why's that?
Why? He's gone full right wing,
unfortunately, yeah. Something bad like what
happened? Why it was it was a stray dog or
more by a stray dog, There was a, there was an owner and he was
like, not friendly, not friendly.
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And he had him off leash and just completely tore off his
left wing. So yeah, he's gone full right
wing, full right. Wing, full right wing, yeah.
Yeah, no, he doesn't think that Ferry should vote.
Oh, he's got that. He's now real.
Yeah, right. Yeah, so we probably won't have
him on the pod for. A while, No, I don't.
In case anyone's been wondering where he's been.
Anyway, welcome back to the. Wizards, welcome back to the.
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Wizards, we went. To an event.
Ohh, your poet and you just didn't know it.
Events Doctor Seuss over. Here, Yeah.
Red Sox. Blue Sox.
To an event. Green eggs and ham.
I like Japan. Ohh whoa ohh.
True too. When it's factual.
We're on. That's nihao.
Nope. Nope.
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Some people just aren't fluent Iguess.
I guess, yeah, yeah, we went to 2 events.
Yeah, we did. They're on the same night.
I didn't realize they're on the same night.
I invited you to one of them just so happen to have the
second one on the same night. We we add both of them then
after that. No, I got invited too.
I mean, you invited me too then.Yeah, for sure.
I also got invited. Yeah, no, it was.
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It was this gaming museum. Yes, really cool, yeah.
That was really cool. It was like from the beginning
of gaming games to now, it was like touching on different
franchises. How Dungeons and Dragons got
started. How Sims got started Minecraft
There were interactable things there you.
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Could play Minecraft with just your eyes which was really cool.
That was pretty cool. I did see someone do, yes.
Yeah, What else was cool? The big controller you like, Two
people could play it. That was really cool it.
Was a really cool like museum. Very interactive, which is good
because games are interactive. Yeah, it was cool.
There was lots of, like, very cool niche museum pieces as
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well. It was like, you know, like
original Dungeons, Dungeons and Dragons, like books and
manuscripts and stuff. And like, early plans.
Vaati video. Yeah.
The guy that does all the Dark Souls and Eldering Law videos
had actually given the museum this like giant interactable.
Like map, map thing of his knowledge of Elden Ring.
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Yeah, it was unreal. You like zoom in and it'd be
like, this is a part of this. And you zoom in a little bit
more and you're like, now this is also this.
All the items linked together and the descriptions and like
bringing this all of his research.
Inside it was so cool. Apparently it's a big community,
community thing. It's not just him.
It's like a few people that havehelped him out.
But yeah, still cool. Really sick.
Yeah, yeah. So that was fun.
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And then we went to the LogitechG Play event.
Yes, after that fortress, we dida few things that event.
Yeah, Yeah. We, we like go ahead.
Go please no play, play. Tell we did a few.
What did we do? So we got there and it was just
logic computers everywhere. Yeah.
And then there was like a Rainbow 6 Siege.
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We got there. All right.
Let me just take over this storyreal quick.
We got there at the very end of a Rainbow 6 Siege, like pro pro
tournaments with actual pros there that were competing.
And then at the end of it they went, all right, well, it's done
now who wants to get on stage and play some play a game and
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and we'll have the pros teach you how to play.
Don't you don't have to have anyexperience.
And we did not. Oh, you had a little bit.
Of experience I I played it a lot when it first came out until
they released their first like down like DLC character type
thing and I hated the fact they nerfed all of the OG characters
to make the newest. One I still have to bother.
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Yeah, they do that. In and they did that.
That's like their formula now, so which is really annoying, but
yeah. And I was like, dude, we got to
go. We got to go up.
There I was a little bit hesitant.
Yeah, I'm not going to lie. We have to go.
Yeah, so then we got on stage. Yeah, the pros didn't help us at
all. No, they didn't, one of them
said. Yeah, just shoot them in the
head. Yeah, and I was like, oh, I
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probably could. OK, That's all it takes to be a
pro in Rainbow 6 Siege then. That bloody expert.
I'm not going to lie, I was kindof, I was kind of killing it.
It was free for all, but I was it was a free.
For all man, I was also killing it, and more than you, because I
actually came third. Yeah.
I was an 18 kills. I think you got 16, yeah.
I had an awesome mouse as well, not just not to stroke
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Logitech's ego or trying to likegive them, you know, free
advertising. I had this like ultra light
small mouse that just had the perfect sensitivity for me to
just like flick around. I think we're playing on pro
setups because your keyboardingswere different.
In mine and my keyboardings I weren't loving and the
sensitivity was so high. I had to get used to it.
But. Mine was like.
Perfect. Yeah.
Perfect. Yeah, that's cool.
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It's like the buddy 3 little bears.
The guy next to me hated his Yeah worst time.
His sensitivity was like so low I was watching him like throw
his arm around a giant swing andshit.
My sensitivity is too low. My sensitivity is too high.
Mine's just fine. Yeah, that was exactly me.
I was like, this is perfect. Yeah.
And that's why if you saw my Instagram Story where I was like
on a stage. That's what that's what that was
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for, yeah. Yeah.
And then the commentator walked past and said something pretty
funny to you, which was pretty good.
Yeah, the commentator was like, oh, this place looks pretty
rundown, might need a safety order.
And then he like, makes eye contact with me.
And I was like, oh, he's like, Isee you.
And then continues on commentating.
And that's good. That was cool.
Yeah. So then we're on stage for a
beer. That was fun.
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One game I was sort of fragging.I thought I was coming first to
the point I thought I was gonna win a mouse or something.
I was getting really excited. Yeah.
And then some dude went. Off, I don't know who won, but
yeah, we had like the guy that was in charge of the Logitech
racing SIM, he's like, hey, yeah.
So once you're finished with this, you got to come down The
Sims, man, you got to try The Sims out and we went down after
tried them. First of all, this guy so
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enthusiastic. Loved it, loved racing.
Could not get enough of racing, which I respect they hired the
right man for. The He was passionate when
people were passionate about. He was passionate about
something. I wanted to listen to him talk
just because of how passionate he was about it.
But we tried the racing Sims. Jesus Christ, that is.
That is hard. That is one of the hardest
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things I've ever done. He's like, hey man, it's not
like an arcade And I was like, no shit.
But also this is this seems crazy even for a scene.
It was. So hard.
It was so hard. And then is this actually what
it's like? If this is what it's actually
like, then I have so much respect for the.
Yeah. It really gave both of us a real
appreciation for how hard actualdrive it was racing crazy
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because we were just doing it without anyone around us.
Yeah, So it's not even like we were defending off against
people trying to pass. We were just trying to.
Survive the track, yeah. And just drive in a straight.
Line you start to get pretty good at you had the top track
speed at one point and then somelike pros sat down and was like
I better have a go and then just.
I was kind of panicking because I had the top track score.
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We get off and then all my goes,oh dude, you're the fastest
track speed of the night. And I was like, what?
And he's like, yeah, you have the this is time.
So what we're gonna do is we're gonna make you race a pro on
stage and we're gonna commentatethe whole thing.
And I was like, oh. It was like 9:00 and we're both
like, I'm gonna want to go I. Was like fuck I really also
don't want to do that because the pro will.
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Absolutely. Yeah.
And he's like, you get to pick the pro and I'm like dozen.
I just hey, he will be able to complete the track me, I won't
be. Able and then I remember him
saying that you you pick any promaybe pick him literal like an
actual NASCAR or whatever like car driver and he's like he's
not very good in the SIM. I mean, he's one of the best in
the room, the real thing, but. I was like, what?
And, and thankfully as we're having this conversation, this
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other dude that's sitting down breaks my time by like a second.
Yeah, yeah. And I was like.
Oh, bugger, damn it. Like, oh, you might be able to
win something if I don't win a whole SIM.
Yeah, I don't want to. I don't want to.
Man, it was like so crazy and just like even like and then he
and then when he sat, stood nextto him while he was talking
about one of the she was really good at a common rename, but she
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was really good at the girl who sat down and he was talking
about her like and what she was doing.
And he's like, because she's like backing off on the throttle
and then she puts a brake on andthen she turns here.
And then I was just like, and she's like you're down to two
down up to 4. I'm like, what is going on?
But this? Is the other thing about racing
is you just practice one track 10 yeah 1000 times and it just
becomes muscle memory of like yeah this is turn 4I shift down
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to second I make sure I like youfollow the.
Line milliseconds of time as well.
It's like speed running. It's just speed running.
One thing which I was like, damn, I didn't even think of
that is using the whole track. You would see them like you
there's the road and then there's like extra track and you
would see them like go all the way out and get as wide of a
turn as possible because you don't think about it.
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You doesn't feel like you're on fast.
You look down speedos like 150 kilometres an hour and you're
like, why can't I turn? Yeah, yeah, why?
Why am I? I can't even I'm not even going
that fast. I span.
At every single time on one turnI'll go right down like 10
kilometers if I like and I just spin straight out.
Yeah, anyway, so that was prettycrazy.
He gave us free driving gloves. Yeah, which was pretty sweet.
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I've still got my my Logitech. Driving gloves?
Yeah, I wear them when I wear them today when I drive over.
Did you really? Nope.
I was thinking about it. Yeah, they actually wear pretty
high quality too. Which is really cool.
Yeah, I put them on the train. Yeah, Yeah, that's right.
Yeah. Whoa, It's like real gloves.
I don't I don't know why I expected they wouldn't be, but
this like they're just hand these.
Out No, he was great. That was a really fun, fun day
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it. Was a good night.
Yeah, it was, yeah. Nerf that buff that.
You have compiled some nerfs andsome buffs for some things, and
I myself have also combined compiled a list of nerfs and
buffs. Yes, this is nerf that, buff
that. Oh, yes, of course.
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Have we made the sound for that?Probably not, yeah.
Yeah, OK. We've done this before.
OK. What we'll see in the end I.
Think I just made music to like pass whatever.
No, OK. OK, OK.
Well. We'll find out.
We'll find. Out about it, I'll start.
So do we need to explain this segment?
OK, so basically it's buffing islike something needs to be
improved. Nerfing is like, hey, we need
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to, we need to like unimprove this.
We need to make this a little bit worse.
Worse. Because it's too good.
Yeah, yeah. And we've applied that to the
real life world. Like video game but real.
Life. Real life So.
Picture of video game simulation.
OK, Like you're playing like TheSims.
OK, But then picture. What if it was like The Sims,
but like, not on the computer? Yeah.
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Real life. That's real life, yeah.
Uh huh, you've spit the nail on the head.
Goodness, that's. The nail on the head, Yeah.
So what's your first one? OK, I think.
We need a nerf, hear me. We need a nerf AR fifteens like
the actual gun in real life. Why I don't agree with that?
I think especially this patch, especially what's going on in
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the US servers. I think the OCA doesn't really
affect OC servers, but the US servers need an AR15 patch.
They do need a patch for sure. They need a nerf that thing at
least. Like, you know, fucking one
bullet. Yeah, a second.
Virus. To lights to go down a second,
that would be great. Fire right down and probably
bullet damage. Yeah, and you probably need to
like become a certain level. To.
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Unlock or you can unlock it as. Prestige or something?
Some kind of? Way so maybe like level 21 or
something like that or like preferably like out of you know,
your yeah apprentice, yeah. I agree.
And maybe like only farmers should have.
I don't know. I don't know.
I want to get too crazy with it.But I don't think maybe, yeah,
yeah, OK, OK. That's an interesting one.
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All right, I've got one buff. Flossing.
Oh, yeah, that's not bad. Now, flossing itself is, you
know, really good. Every dentist is like, you
gotta, you should be flossing once a day.
Yep. But if I'm gonna floss, it needs
to be easier. OK.
It's so much effort to floss. It should be easier.
I shouldn't have to do it every day.
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It should be a once a once a week.
Yeah. And it should stay that way.
Yeah, I don't like. Flossing.
You know, I think flossing is soimportant that it needs to have
a little buff to make it easier.Yeah, because otherwise people
just don't do. It don't do it.
I got a water pick that's kind of good but doesn't really get
in. There, but like it's still not
as effective. As flossing.
It's flossing. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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No, I agree. I agree.
That's a good one. I'll do another buff.
I'll do a buff. Buff my body's communication
with itself. OK, pray tell.
I will go all day without eating.
OK, I got bad. Cums, bro, My my brain to like
stomach is like doesn't exist. And also like I'll be like
sitting at my computer, like editing or whatever and I'll
stand up and my body's like, oh,you gotta go to the toilet.
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By the way, you've had to go to the toilet for like the past
three hours. I forgot to tell you what it's
like. So mental.
Yeah, bad comms. I need better comms in my.
OK, I agree. OK, Yeah.
I mean, it's not that I live that, but I agree with that.
That that's something I need to be buffered, yeah.
I think we should buff Adobe subscriptions.
Yes OK by buff I mean make them way cheaper.
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I agree and also new thing just came out.
Yeah, made me so angry. OK, you're gonna be angry at
this too. OK Generative fill right now
takes tokens and you only get a certain amount a month depending
on your subscription. So if you just get the
independent Photoshop plan, you get I think it's 10 tokens, so
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you can do it 10 * a month. I literally generally fill all
the time, yeah. It's one of the best features of
Photoshop. It's one of the only reasons I I
love it so much. And now now if you get the all
apps subscription which is like $70.00 a month normally I think
I've got student price of like 35 or 40.
Dollars a month, which is still.Fucking expensive.
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You get 1000 tokens, which is pretty.
Good a month but. A month.
But if you're doing it, yeah, ifyou're doing all the time, I'm
giving you 40 bucks a month. Yeah, that's.
Crazy. And you're telling me I can't
use one of the main features you've been advertising for me?
I think I hate I I fucking agreewith that completely.
I hate when you've got when theyadd things and then they add a
paywall. They already fucking pay for it.
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Don't add a paywall of the thingI was just using.
Yeah, that's insane. They let me try it for a bit and
you're like, fuck, this is good.This.
Is the best thing ever. And then they go, by the way,
you've got to pay. Yeah, it's.
Too good. I've got to go.
That's fuck. It's like Netflix adding ads or
whatever, you know what I mean? It's like, oh, you're already.
Paying for it, Yeah. It's like that, that sketch with
Saturday Night Live where they're like, I want everybody
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to have to be able to pay for the media that they have in.
Subscriptions. No ads.
Yeah, with no ads. No, he.
Like moves on. Yeah, He's like, anyway, there's
going to be millions of streaming services.
The whole idea was you pay a subscription, no ads.
Now they're like, but there's ads on your subscription now.
If you give us an extra $5, there won't be ads.
My next one's a nerf. Nerf billionaires.
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OK, Yeah. OK.
Way too much money. Yeah, just way too much money.
Too much money, too much abilityto do anything.
Yeah, got crazy plot armor. They kind of get away with
whatever they want, yeah. Did he's like dead to rights?
Literally mountains terabytes ofevidence.
Yep, somehow that man is free. Yeah, it'll make sense actually.
Great. It's actually kind of in sign.
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It's great. I don't even think he's a
billionaire. I think he's just.
Yeah, I think he's just. Yeah.
That is. One thing.
Yeah. Yeah, I agree.
Yeah, I agree with that. OK, I got 1.
Buff delivery drivers. Yeah, OK.
Buff em. OK, in what sense?
I don't know, maybe deliver my package, the thing that I pay
you to do deliver. It that's pretty good.
Yeah, that's good. How about, how about allow me to
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not need a signature for every package?
You know, some to some packages,they're like, no, this one
requires a signature. And you're like, yeah, I
understand that, but I'm not going to be home.
So just deliver it. I don't care.
I genuinely don't care if it gets stolen because I know it
won't. And they're like, but it still
needs it. Just let me do that.
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Actually deliver my package. Hey buddy, if if you know you
have my phone number if the intercom's not working.
Ring me. Yeah.
Don't just go, I don't know, I'mgoing to drop it to the post
office. Post office that's also not
going to have it. Yep.
Yeah, that's good, I think. You should buffle.
That's a good buff. Yeah, just do your actual job.
The amount of times I've been sitting in the living room at
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our old house, sitting in the living room, front door open,
only the fly screens there, and then I just get a notification
on my phone. Oh, what's this?
Oh, sorry, we missed you. Couldn't complete delivery.
No one was home. That's crazy.
I am here and you see their truck.
Just driving off. Yeah, and you're like, you are a
little slimeball. Just just like the, you know,
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first of all problems, you know,it's not a big deal.
Obviously. Yeah, You know, you're gonna
drive the post office. You know, it's not a big deal.
But I could do a great news buff.
I hate it when the Uber Eats drivers wouldn't open our front
gate and just leave the Uber Eats on the side of the gate.
Yeah, it's. Crazy.
So our old place had like a white picket fence and you open
the gate and then there's our, yeah, front yard, a little front
yard and then our door. Yeah, they leave it on the foot.
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On the footpath, yeah, on the other side of the gate is crazy.
I'm like, they left it on the other side of the gate.
I'm like, OK I. Guess it's at least it's in our.
Property line but like, holy shit.
Yeah, the amount of times they would just leave it out there,
it was so sorry. Walk past.
There's a lot. Anyway, yeah, that was really
bad. Rats.
Yeah. I mean, not that there's our
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rats, but they could be. Yeah.
No, no. It's not in the house.
You've left it on the street. You've left it on the street.
It's crazy. Yeah, I agree with that.
So I'll do another nerf, my nextone.
Nerf depression and anxiety. Nah, I disagree.
It could do with a big nerf. Nah, getting a debuff that like
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lasts like a year or like longeris crazy.
It can make you like that's true.
It can make you like immobile, yeah, it made you playing COD.
And then you like, oh shit, my anxiety and depression debuff
and you're just. Like that's when you gotta talk
to your cleric and your cleric gives you a buff and or you
know, but then the. Worst thing is is like the
elixirs and the shit they you know the potions and stuff they
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give you also give you a bit of a debuff.
As well. That's also true.
They do have their own debuff, yeah.
So you gotta weigh up which debuffs you.
Value more so it's like oh you might.
Yeah, I know. I think they should buff it.
I don't think it's strong enoughI.
Don't think it's strong enough. Yeah.
The more people bedridden, yeah,yeah, I think, I think that
needs enough less. Competition in the industry.
I think we should nerf technology.
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OK, I think we've gone too far. OK, my screen time.
OK. Is like 21 hours a day.
That's that's crazy. When are you sleeping?
What are you? Doing look yesterday, 18 hours
of screen time now this. To be fair, this combines with
my laptop. That's crazy.
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It's like phone use laptop. If I'm editing, it counts.
Counts with editing as well. But my most used thing
yesterday, 4 hours on Safari, 2 1/2 hours on YouTube, 2 hours in
Final Cut Pro, which is kind of crazy.
An hour and a half on X, an houron Tiktok, which is actually
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pretty good for me. Hour on Twitch and an hour on
Instagram. Now, a lot of this Safari work
and a lot of the Twitch stuff was because I was editing VOD
highlights. So I was on Safari, I was going
through Google Drives, I was going through Twitch and stuff
like that. But 18 hours, that's just for
yesterday. Just for yesterday.
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Mine on Monday, so yesterday 22 hours.
See, that's what I'm saying. I guess I fall asleep with my
laptop on as well. I have.
I have. Justifying.
OK, that's so bad. Tuesday the 9th of September
Yeah 26.5 hours 26. Hours more than a.
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Day. I don't understand how that's
possible but I have 26 hours of screen time.
I have 2 1/2 hours on TikTok, anhour on logic pro.
This doesn't even make any sense.
How did I manage that? So I got so Monday, 22 hours, my
highest screen time like application.
Yeah, Apple Finder because it would have because I would have
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been editing. Yeah.
And so it's like, OK, it's like at least I'm working, but 22
hours is crazy. 21 hours on Monday, 9 hours on Sunday.
I took a day off. Yeah, that's pretty good.
But yeah, it's it don't it needsa nerve, man.
It does need a nerve. If, if I'm working 26 hours a
day, I work, you know, that's, that's how much of a hard worker
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I am. I work more than there are hours
in the day. You see, this is what I've done.
I've manipulated time, OK, and now I get 4 days in.
One day. I've stacked that up over a
week. I'm kicking your butt.
Stacked that over a month, you're toast.
Stacked it over a year, we're ina completely different situation
than when you were in. I've just turned one year into
four. Yeah fuck off.
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OK, my next one buff my social skills.
I also think if they nerfed anxiety my social skills
probably would go up. Yeah, but I'm just so awkward
man. Like I just, I'm just sick of
being awkward bro. It sucks.
Yeah, that does sucks. There you go.
Yeah. Anyway, wow.
Jeez, man, OK. Ready.
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To. Buff conversations, man.
Read Doing a Podcast for dummiesor something I've got for my
last one, Buff Toasters. OK now toasters hear me out,
hear me out. OK, I have a toaster.
Must be nice as to many people. Must be nice.
But for some reason, you know, toast never burns consistently,
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never cooks consistently unless you're buying the exact same
bread every single time and you never fiddle with the settings.
Even then. Sometimes it'll come out
undercooked and you're like, interesting because yesterday it
was perfect, so why is it today that it's not working?
I put my toast on the side this time, put it down one side burnt
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the other side didn't cook. You got a bad.
Toaster. I don't know how that happened.
I think you just got a bad toaster.
I feel like the toaster I have, the one that we used to share.
Yeah, unbelievable. But I also have a problem with
it. Isn't that my toaster?
No, that's mine. I bought.
I bought the kettle on toaster. Oh, that one, yeah.
Yeah, sorry. So yeah, I was thinking my mum
has the same toaster. As what we are.
Which is the one I bought and then I was going to take it and
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then I think I. Got back to it.
I. Don't know it's a whole.
Thing I got the kettle. I remember getting kettle and
toaster, but this toaster, unreal.
Great toaster, right? Yeah, yeah.
Cooked beautifully, cooked overly, but unfortunately I
share a house with three other people now.
Yeah, and I don't know if I don't know who it is, but
there's someone else who doesn'tlike the toaster.
As toasted as what? I was like messing with the
messing with the diet. Yeah, dude.
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So I. Put the toast.
I'm like, oh, I'm gonna put it back down.
But I had it like 7. I think 7's like my perfect,
like brown, you know, it looks good.
He's got like 5. He likes like a bit of whiteness
to it. Yeah, OK.
Yeah, I don't know. So a little bit.
Yeah, there just needs to be a better way to to do toast.
And it shouldn't be a $400.00 Japanese toaster product, you
know, It should just be standard.
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I don't know how we've taken this long to cook toast.
Yeah, that's fair. Microwaves are pretty solid.
Though there was, actually, I think I've told this story
before, there was a toaster at the set that I used to work on.
Rotisserie toaster. That's cool.
And so few of the higher ups were all over this thing.
They're on a lot of sets where they would put the toaster in,
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they'd speed it up to like the lowest cookedness, which speeds
up the conveyor to bring it under the heat.
And then they'd slow it down to a manual.
They, they cooked their toast manual, but one guy left his
toasting for too long and had iton the slowest possible.
It went in, came out the other side on fire.
Literally this piece of toast was on fire.
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They had to put it out and then for the next like week or two
weeks, we weren't allowed to use.
The toaster. We got banned from it because
one guy set his toast on fire. It goes in the oh can't wait for
this comes out of your side flames, actual flames.
Oh my gosh. He must have been the fuck.
Yeah, that's crazy. He.
Was must have been doing something like getting a coffee
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and he's gonna come back, come back to his and his Raisin toast
was. Just it is quite a bit of a
fault, like having it down so low that it catches on fire
like. They shouldn't allow that.
Yeah, yeah. Who wants that setting?
Yeah, well, my just put it in a second time.
Yeah, Yeah, that's crazy. Dumb ass.
That's good, I like that. My next one is my last one.
Buff my clumsiness slash spatialawareness.
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I'm sick of dropping things. I dropped my phone the other day
and went down to pick it up. Sorry, I just tried to hit
Mitch's fire. I was in.
I dropped my phone the other day, I went down to pick it up
and hit my head on the table andas I stood up to like touch my
head with my hand that had the phone in, I dropped my phone
again. It was so dumb.
You you literally just leave a loony chunk, you kick your toe,
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like stub your toe and you go. Yeah, it's massive and
throbbing. And it's come the toes come out
of your shoe. Massive, throbbing red toe.
And then the steam come there and then you.
Fall over and then the little birds chirp around you.
Man, I'm on season 27 of this life of this, of this like in
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playthrough, yeah, I need to stop dropping shit.
And like, I thought, you know, like dexterity must be so low or
something. It's actually, it's so pathetic.
You need some like saving throw,yeah.
Yeah, yeah. Sorry, dumb.
But yeah, that was that was my list.
Have you got one more? That's it.
No swipe. Good list, man.
Yeah, thanks bro. Yeah, me too.
I mean well, not as good as mine, but.
OK, buff your list bro. Like yeah, it's kind of shit I
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reckon. I reckon Beast battle.
Beast battles. Ah yes, of course.
Battle of the Beast. Battle of the Beast, you get a
base, I get a base, now we get alocation.
They battle. OK, pretty good.
Yeah, it's pretty easy, pretty simple stuff.
But the best part about this one?
We don't have to pull it out of a hat anymore.
What? Yeah.
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Yeah. I become a little bit of a
coder. What?
Uh huh. Don't get angry.
Why are you so angry? Well, maybe you come up as a
beast. Fuck.
OK, wait, so you're telling me you're a little bit of a vibe
coder? I'm a little bit of a.
Vibe coder. I downloaded this thing called
VS coder or something and asked AI to create us a random.
(26:45):
Generator bro Yeah, I used AI. Yeah, I'm bringing you that.
Instead of taking 10 years doinga computer science course and
learning coding. Use AI.
In my defence, I did ask one of my mates who was a coder how to
do it and he said use AI. So, you know, I was gonna, I was
gonna pay him to do it. And he was like, no, you can do
it, just use AI. Actually go to the dog park or I
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used to go to the dog park with one of the real high ups at 0.
Okay, like the accounting software, right and he's like,
yeah, we just use a live for everything.
Yeah, everybody uses AI. Everyone's got like a chat CBT
subscription and it's just he's like, it's just the game is
game. Changing, I mean, it was, I was
just like, I was like, oh, I'm gonna have to like, right, I'm
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gonna have to give it all the options and stuff.
And I was like, and then I was like, can you just make me a
base battles like, and he was like, yeah, I can do that and
just and just start riding his car.
And I was like, oh, and then I was like, oh, can you like make
it look medieval? And I was like, yeah, yeah, no
worries. Anyway, I'll put it on screen.
It looks really good. I mean it looks looks as good as
what I can make it doesn't look.AI, Yeah.
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I think in the future I might play around with it more and
make it a bit more. Like OK, might vibe code a
little bit. More I might keep vibe coding,
but now that I can do this, justyou wait, there's a couple of
pod episodes going to get crazy.I'm going to think of some cool,
cool stuff to code. OK, so basically we click
generate epic battle makes sense.
It's going to roll through. Let's go.
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All right, our first one. Oh, it's looking.
It's. Rolling around.
That's cool, I told it to do. That Oh my God, I've got OK
Jackson's beast. I've got a Unicorn with a cold.
Oh, that's unlucky. And then I've got Chewbacca with
an eraser that erases only the letter E OK, that's not gonna
help me at all. Sucks.
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And then the location is on top of a volcano.
Oh. OK, well, maybe the top of a
volcano might cure. He's called.
The unicorn's called is Chewbacca's got a blaster.
He's got kind of like. Yeah, he's like Expo, Yeah, Expo
blaster. Yeah, and and also in a razor
that only erases the letter E Don't forget about that.
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Don't forget about that. I guess.
Don't forget about that if. The Unicorn ever does any sort
of maybe like calligraphy attar or something like that?
He's doing. I was gonna say is there's not
even an E in any of those words.I can't even like erase the
letter E in unicorns. Doing is what were they the
ones, was it GCSE's? What's the one that you would do
like in level like year three-year, five year 7 and it
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would like gauge where your kid is compared to the rest of the
country? No NAPLAN NAPLAN.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, that would suck.
If you do an English and NAPLAN and you just get through all the
ES and you get a low English score.
Can you do a whole sentence without using the letter E?
Go on. Yeah, I can.
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Wow, wow, Schubucker would be freaking out.
I can't even erase any more who's winning this.
I mean, I think Chewbacca could probably shoot the Unicorn.
I think so. I think as well, honestly, I
think Chewbacca. Volcano completely irrelevant to
this equation. You're on one side, I'm on the
other. Just Chewbacca just shoots it
like I don't think. About this yeah, See if it was,
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if it was Obi Wan Kenobi and Anakin Skywalker in a volcano,
it'd be a little. Bit different, yeah.
We've seen that. Yeah, yeah, we have.
And we know the we know the outcome of that.
Yeah, that's very true. Next battle, generate epic
battle. How good's that?
That's pretty cool to do that. Oh wow, OK I've got a harpy with
a broken. 10 OK yeah, and you'regonna like, eat slugs broken
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like it reverses it back. I think maybe, yeah, it must be.
Yeah, I've got Batman with a button that makes you glow in
the dark, which could arguably be the biggest like, counter to
Batman ever. You're gonna mess, you know, 1
button. You'd think darkness is your own
way into your glowing. Really adopted the dark.
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I can glow in it. And then the location is Diamond
City from Fallout. Oh.
OK, yeah, yeah, I think Harpy would get shot immediately,
'cause they'd be like shit freak.
I just shoot. They just shoot Diamond City
residents help Batman out. Although although harpy with a
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broken one, harpies don't reallyuse one.
No, they they just have innate magical abilities and they
scream. I don't know.
Does Batman get prep time? Yeah.
Batman have prep time because. Batman, have prep time.
Yeah. He knows the insurance and outs
of Diamond City. He knows.
He knows broken ones by then. He's always fixed that one.
He just puts the fucking headphones in and beats the.
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Heart. I think so, yeah.
I think Batman's. Yeah.
And he's also glowing in the dark.
Yeah, but a button. So he probably.
Can just turn this off 1960s Batman that's just really goofy
and like, just a guy. Just a guy in a convertible.
Or is this like Dark Knight Batman?
Yeah, Ben Affleck. Batman.
Yeah, it literally. Kills people yeah in time and
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city again, irrelevant really, Ithink I think the.
City would win. Helps Batman out I think the
city aspect that's. True.
If it was a desert, yeah. Yeah, I think Batman still wins.
Yeah. Next battle.
Next epic generated battle. That's just so cool.
Ohh let's go. Damn wait what?
What a matchup. This is crazy.
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A hydra with a tiny shield didn't even know they had hands.
But anyway. Let's go on now.
I've got Hercules with a glove that makes your hand super warm.
Holy shit and and the location is the pillar.
Of Autumn in Halo, as it's falling, I think it's like
collapsing, yeah. Wow, OK.
I don't even know if a hydrant could fit.
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Yeah, in any individual room in the Pillar of Autumn.
Historically, Hercules has beaten hydras.
Well, that's the thing. And I think that in itself
would. Make would make.
It although the Hydra does have a tiny shield.
Tiny shield? Didn't think about that.
Hercules hand really sweaty. Like a super warm hand.
Super warm, Really warm. Super warm.
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Yeah, yeah, that sounds pretty bad.
I. Think your Achilles might have
this? Just because just because of
historical evidence he has beaten the hydra before.
Exactly. I don't think the Pillar of
Autumn helps either of them. I think it's actually a
disadvantage for both. I.
Think they'd both die? Yeah, because they wouldn't know
how to work and escape it. Exactly.
I think they. Both end up dying.
Yeah, it's a good point. Can I press the button?
Yeah, of course. Yeah, Sorry, sorry.
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Oh, it's. Got a custom curse?
Yeah, it's got a little custom curse when you hover over the
button. Whoa, where did they get that
from? I have no idea.
I don't know where I got the Dragons either from.
That's an emoji, man. That's where.
Speaking of, my beast is a dragon with a rubber.
Sword. Oh, a rubber sword?
That's unlucky. Yeah, my Depends what kind of
sword you're thinking. Yeah.
Oh, OK. My beast is Bilbo.
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It's still don't practice squeaky toilet.
Dildo the ring is still in your bottle.
The ring is still around your balls.
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Dildo, I should be off. Dildo The ring is still on your
urethra. Sorry, my Prince Albert, take
that off. I got I got Bilbo with a coin
that disappears when you need itand that's.
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Fucking. Noise weapons suck.
I might switch them up. Bilbo.
Bilbo did face a dragon, although he didn't he wasn't the
one that defeated it. They needed a giant bow.
Yes, yes they did. I'm not gonna lie, I kind of
feel like a dragon. Like kill Bilbo.
And it's kind of hilarious that instead of a ring that makes you
disappear, you got a coin that disappears when you need it.
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Yeah, that's really that's kind of funny.
Although we're in Liberty City, Grand Theft Auto Liberty City
the. Location is Liberty City.
Yeah. Again, kind of relevant.
Nico Bellic comes up. Want to go big dildo?
Want to go bowling? It's a rocket launcher out.
Yeah, Roman's still asking. Go bowling in the middle of the
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dragon fight. It doesn't.
It'll go bowling. Bill, those phones is constantly
ringing. You want to go bowling next one.
Heck is this little base this is.
Great, isn't it? Alf with a tiny.
Shield. Okay interesting, that's
Jacksons base. No more items.
That's the tiny, still a tiny shield.
Yeah, I gotta work at the Kingsman.
I told it to be more random. It didn't.
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It didn't, you know? Yeah.
And then my base is Harley Quinnwith a helmet that is covered in
feathers. OK, I've got to make these
weapons a bit more useful, I think.
It's crazy. Well, and then.
The location is the middle of the ocean.
Yeah, and, and just with that detail, I honestly think the elf
would just can they walk on water?
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I think they could, surely. They I mean, he walks on snow.
Yeah. I kind of could.
I think he could. I think an elf could walk on
water, which seems insane. Yeah, but it's so light.
They can walk on water is. That how it works.
I don't know, because I feel like he could just without
stabbing, yeah, Harley Quinn andshe just.
Drowned. Yeah, you probably could just
use your tiny shield to just siton Bing Bing.
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Bing. I meant just like a boat.
Oh yeah, that's true. Yeah, well, he'd be able to do
that for sure. Boat.
Yeah, yeah, he would. Yeah, for sure.
And balance on that, yeah. You win that for sure.
Yeah, Harley Quinn's. Definitely an elf.
Harley Quinn got eaten by. Unless we're thinking of like
like Santa's elves, in which case that thing would die
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instantly. Yeah, ohh, no.
I mean, the only thing that's helping you, there's no.
Toys out here in the middle of the ocean.
What am I supposed to do? Can't make toys?
Middle ocean? Ohh well, might as well die.
Although maybe he makes he's, he's like, he's like Steve in
Super Smash Brothers where he just makes shit and he just.
Makes it a boat thing out of coral.
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Makes it a boat. Makes it gun.
Sasquatch with a cold. Again, that's unlucky.
Yeah, interesting. This.
And then I got King Kong. I'm guessing that's with King
Kong, with a turtle that hides in its shell whenever you need
it, I'm guessing. OK, well that's useless as well.
We need some things that are less.
Actually, yeah, OK. I'll switch them up next.
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Yeah, like a like a light Saber or like, yeah.
Yeah, I agree. Like I said, I saw like a prison
ship, not not a, not a, not a flu and not a turtle that's shy.
Like, yeah, so have you. Sasquatch with a cold or King
Kong. I'm not gonna lie.
Oh it's it's in the X mansion from Marvel Comics.
I think King Kong would kill a Sasquatch I.
Think it's just King Kong, just the biggest Sasquatch is I
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think. Yeah, and I think he would just
RIP him to shreds. He throw the turtle that hides
in its shell. And straight through, yeah,
absolutely. Go straight through, yeah.
Yeah, like donkey. Kong.
Like Donkey Kong? Yeah, Throwing a blue shell.
Yeah. And then kick it.
You wouldn't even have to because it's hiding in its shell
whenever you need it. Yeah.
True. So you wouldn't even have to
just throw it. Yeah.
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Yeah. It's actually kind of a powerful
weapon, now that I think about it.
Yeah. Last one.
Yeah. Goblin with a missing arm versus
Napoleon with a pencil that writes in gold ink.
I don't know. I think the pencil's not gonna
help him, but I hope, believe itor not.
Yeah, if is it Napoleon in his army or just him, 'cause I think
he's a little. Weasel.
I think it's just him. No, that goblin's got it.
He's got, he's got a mole man. Like a vicious.
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Vicious. Yeah.
Even with one arm, I think Napoleon, yeah.
He doesn't get like bounding over.
That's the goblin's going to be on that.
Yeah. Goblin Napoleon's nuts.
Nuts. Yeah.
Yeah, let's do one more. One more.
This is the last one I thought, oh shit, man, one more.
Here we go. Gorgon like one of the
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Gorgonites or like Gorgon the like the whole city of Gorgon
that they're looking for. Whoa.
With a tiny shield, by the way. I think it's still a tiny
shield, just a gorgon. OK, a Gorgonite.
They're called Gorgonize. Anyway, who said that?
Gorgonize. OK, the Gorgonize, that's a
fucking. Figurine A figurine.
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Magneto with a sock that is always wet.
Oh wait wait wait wait wait. This might help.
Y'all in Saint Denae in red deadtoe.
Oh. OK, well that.
Changes that changes everything yeah, he it gives it actually
gives Magneto more metal to fucking kill this gorgon so.
Gorgonize made of metal. Plastic in metal.
He just got I've gotta find Gorgon for God running.
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Him with his tiny shield with. His tiny little shield crushes
the shield around his. Arm he.
Just crushes his head, Yeah, with that giant flow of the.
Battery, I think. I think Magneto's got it.
Yeah. Well, that was fun.
I mean, yeah, that was pretty sick, wasn't?
It they're impressed with that, that is impressive.
You've got to work out the kinks.
(39:41):
Have stopped giving me a cold ora tiny shield but besides that.
It's pretty good. All right, I'll, I'll keep
playing around with it. This is the beta test.
Yeah, done pretty well. Yeah.
Well, that's all the time we have on the Wizards Tower.
If you'd like to reach the Wizards, you can send her now to
the Wizards Tower pod@gmail.com and you can also follow us on
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Anyway, don't forget to grab your hat, grab your star, and
we'll see you on the next episode of the Wizards Tower.
Do you know who I haven't seen in a while?
Who's that? The Pixie.
Oh yeah, yeah, no, I've I've been steering clear of him
lately. Why's that?
Why? He's gone full right wing,
unfortunately, yeah. Something bad like what
happened? Why it was it was a stray dog or
more by a stray dog, There was a, there was an owner and he was
like, not friendly, not friendly.
(00:20):
And he had him off leash and just completely tore off his
left wing. So yeah, he's gone full right
wing, full right. Wing, full right wing, yeah.
Yeah, no, he doesn't think that Ferry should vote.
Oh, he's got that. He's now real.
Yeah, right. Yeah, so we probably won't have
him on the pod for. A while, No, I don't.
In case anyone's been wondering where he's been.
Anyway, welcome back to the. Wizards, welcome back to the.
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Wizards, we went. To an event.
Ohh, your poet and you just didn't know it.
Events Doctor Seuss over. Here, Yeah.
Red Sox. Blue Sox.
To an event. Green eggs and ham.
I like Japan. Ohh whoa ohh.
True too. When it's factual.
We're on. That's nihao.
Nope. Nope.
(01:15):
Some people just aren't fluent Iguess.
I guess, yeah, yeah, we went to 2 events.
Yeah, we did. They're on the same night.
I didn't realize they're on the same night.
I invited you to one of them just so happen to have the
second one on the same night. We we add both of them then
after that. No, I got invited too.
I mean, you invited me too then.Yeah, for sure.
I also got invited. Yeah, no, it was.
(01:36):
It was this gaming museum. Yes, really cool, yeah.
That was really cool. It was like from the beginning
of gaming games to now, it was like touching on different
franchises. How Dungeons and Dragons got
started. How Sims got started Minecraft
There were interactable things there you.
(01:56):
Could play Minecraft with just your eyes which was really cool.
That was pretty cool. I did see someone do, yes.
Yeah, What else was cool? The big controller you like, Two
people could play it. That was really cool it.
Was a really cool like museum. Very interactive, which is good
because games are interactive. Yeah, it was cool.
There was lots of, like, very cool niche museum pieces as
(02:20):
well. It was like, you know, like
original Dungeons, Dungeons and Dragons, like books and
manuscripts and stuff. And like, early plans.
Vaati video. Yeah.
The guy that does all the Dark Souls and Eldering Law videos
had actually given the museum this like giant interactable.
Like map, map thing of his knowledge of Elden Ring.
(02:42):
Yeah, it was unreal. You like zoom in and it'd be
like, this is a part of this. And you zoom in a little bit
more and you're like, now this is also this.
All the items linked together and the descriptions and like
bringing this all of his research.
Inside it was so cool. Apparently it's a big community,
community thing. It's not just him.
It's like a few people that havehelped him out.
But yeah, still cool. Really sick.
Yeah, yeah. So that was fun.
(03:03):
And then we went to the LogitechG Play event.
Yes, after that fortress, we dida few things that event.
Yeah, Yeah. We, we like go ahead.
Go please no play, play. Tell we did a few.
What did we do? So we got there and it was just
logic computers everywhere. Yeah.
And then there was like a Rainbow 6 Siege.
(03:24):
We got there. All right.
Let me just take over this storyreal quick.
We got there at the very end of a Rainbow 6 Siege, like pro pro
tournaments with actual pros there that were competing.
And then at the end of it they went, all right, well, it's done
now who wants to get on stage and play some play a game and
(03:46):
and we'll have the pros teach you how to play.
Don't you don't have to have anyexperience.
And we did not. Oh, you had a little bit.
Of experience I I played it a lot when it first came out until
they released their first like down like DLC character type
thing and I hated the fact they nerfed all of the OG characters
to make the newest. One I still have to bother.
(04:07):
Yeah, they do that. In and they did that.
That's like their formula now, so which is really annoying, but
yeah. And I was like, dude, we got to
go. We got to go up.
There I was a little bit hesitant.
Yeah, I'm not going to lie. We have to go.
Yeah, so then we got on stage. Yeah, the pros didn't help us at
all. No, they didn't, one of them
said. Yeah, just shoot them in the
head. Yeah, and I was like, oh, I
(04:28):
probably could. OK, That's all it takes to be a
pro in Rainbow 6 Siege then. That bloody expert.
I'm not going to lie, I was kindof, I was kind of killing it.
It was free for all, but I was it was a free.
For all man, I was also killing it, and more than you, because I
actually came third. Yeah.
I was an 18 kills. I think you got 16, yeah.
I had an awesome mouse as well, not just not to stroke
(04:51):
Logitech's ego or trying to likegive them, you know, free
advertising. I had this like ultra light
small mouse that just had the perfect sensitivity for me to
just like flick around. I think we're playing on pro
setups because your keyboardingswere different.
In mine and my keyboardings I weren't loving and the
sensitivity was so high. I had to get used to it.
But. Mine was like.
Perfect. Yeah.
Perfect. Yeah, that's cool.
(05:11):
It's like the buddy 3 little bears.
The guy next to me hated his Yeah worst time.
His sensitivity was like so low I was watching him like throw
his arm around a giant swing andshit.
My sensitivity is too low. My sensitivity is too high.
Mine's just fine. Yeah, that was exactly me.
I was like, this is perfect. Yeah.
And that's why if you saw my Instagram Story where I was like
on a stage. That's what that's what that was
(05:33):
for, yeah. Yeah.
And then the commentator walked past and said something pretty
funny to you, which was pretty good.
Yeah, the commentator was like, oh, this place looks pretty
rundown, might need a safety order.
And then he like, makes eye contact with me.
And I was like, oh, he's like, Isee you.
And then continues on commentating.
And that's good. That was cool.
Yeah. So then we're on stage for a
beer. That was fun.
(05:54):
One game I was sort of fragging.I thought I was coming first to
the point I thought I was gonna win a mouse or something.
I was getting really excited. Yeah.
And then some dude went. Off, I don't know who won, but
yeah, we had like the guy that was in charge of the Logitech
racing SIM, he's like, hey, yeah.
So once you're finished with this, you got to come down The
Sims, man, you got to try The Sims out and we went down after
tried them. First of all, this guy so
(06:16):
enthusiastic. Loved it, loved racing.
Could not get enough of racing, which I respect they hired the
right man for. The He was passionate when
people were passionate about. He was passionate about
something. I wanted to listen to him talk
just because of how passionate he was about it.
But we tried the racing Sims. Jesus Christ, that is.
That is hard. That is one of the hardest
(06:37):
things I've ever done. He's like, hey man, it's not
like an arcade And I was like, no shit.
But also this is this seems crazy even for a scene.
It was. So hard.
It was so hard. And then is this actually what
it's like? If this is what it's actually
like, then I have so much respect for the.
Yeah. It really gave both of us a real
appreciation for how hard actualdrive it was racing crazy
(07:00):
because we were just doing it without anyone around us.
Yeah, So it's not even like we were defending off against
people trying to pass. We were just trying to.
Survive the track, yeah. And just drive in a straight.
Line you start to get pretty good at you had the top track
speed at one point and then somelike pros sat down and was like
I better have a go and then just.
I was kind of panicking because I had the top track score.
(07:20):
We get off and then all my goes,oh dude, you're the fastest
track speed of the night. And I was like, what?
And he's like, yeah, you have the this is time.
So what we're gonna do is we're gonna make you race a pro on
stage and we're gonna commentatethe whole thing.
And I was like, oh. It was like 9:00 and we're both
like, I'm gonna want to go I. Was like fuck I really also
don't want to do that because the pro will.
(07:42):
Absolutely. Yeah.
And he's like, you get to pick the pro and I'm like dozen.
I just hey, he will be able to complete the track me, I won't
be. Able and then I remember him
saying that you you pick any promaybe pick him literal like an
actual NASCAR or whatever like car driver and he's like he's
not very good in the SIM. I mean, he's one of the best in
the room, the real thing, but. I was like, what?
And, and thankfully as we're having this conversation, this
(08:04):
other dude that's sitting down breaks my time by like a second.
Yeah, yeah. And I was like.
Oh, bugger, damn it. Like, oh, you might be able to
win something if I don't win a whole SIM.
Yeah, I don't want to. I don't want to.
Man, it was like so crazy and just like even like and then he
and then when he sat, stood nextto him while he was talking
about one of the she was really good at a common rename, but she
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was really good at the girl who sat down and he was talking
about her like and what she was doing.
And he's like, because she's like backing off on the throttle
and then she puts a brake on andthen she turns here.
And then I was just like, and she's like you're down to two
down up to 4. I'm like, what is going on?
But this? Is the other thing about racing
is you just practice one track 10 yeah 1000 times and it just
becomes muscle memory of like yeah this is turn 4I shift down
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to second I make sure I like youfollow the.
Line milliseconds of time as well.
It's like speed running. It's just speed running.
One thing which I was like, damn, I didn't even think of
that is using the whole track. You would see them like you
there's the road and then there's like extra track and you
would see them like go all the way out and get as wide of a
turn as possible because you don't think about it.
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You doesn't feel like you're on fast.
You look down speedos like 150 kilometres an hour and you're
like, why can't I turn? Yeah, yeah, why?
Why am I? I can't even I'm not even going
that fast. I span.
At every single time on one turnI'll go right down like 10
kilometers if I like and I just spin straight out.
Yeah, anyway, so that was prettycrazy.
He gave us free driving gloves. Yeah, which was pretty sweet.
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I've still got my my Logitech. Driving gloves?
Yeah, I wear them when I wear them today when I drive over.
Did you really? Nope.
I was thinking about it. Yeah, they actually wear pretty
high quality too. Which is really cool.
Yeah, I put them on the train. Yeah, Yeah, that's right.
Yeah. Whoa, It's like real gloves.
I don't I don't know why I expected they wouldn't be, but
this like they're just hand these.
Out No, he was great. That was a really fun, fun day
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it. Was a good night.
Yeah, it was, yeah. Nerf that buff that.
You have compiled some nerfs andsome buffs for some things, and
I myself have also combined compiled a list of nerfs and
buffs. Yes, this is nerf that, buff
that. Oh, yes, of course.
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Have we made the sound for that?Probably not, yeah.
Yeah, OK. We've done this before.
OK. What we'll see in the end I.
Think I just made music to like pass whatever.
No, OK. OK, OK.
Well. We'll find out.
We'll find. Out about it, I'll start.
So do we need to explain this segment?
OK, so basically it's buffing islike something needs to be
improved. Nerfing is like, hey, we need
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to, we need to like unimprove this.
We need to make this a little bit worse.
Worse. Because it's too good.
Yeah, yeah. And we've applied that to the
real life world. Like video game but real.
Life. Real life So.
Picture of video game simulation.
OK, Like you're playing like TheSims.
OK, But then picture. What if it was like The Sims,
but like, not on the computer? Yeah.
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Real life. That's real life, yeah.
Uh huh, you've spit the nail on the head.
Goodness, that's. The nail on the head, Yeah.
So what's your first one? OK, I think.
We need a nerf, hear me. We need a nerf AR fifteens like
the actual gun in real life. Why I don't agree with that?
I think especially this patch, especially what's going on in
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the US servers. I think the OCA doesn't really
affect OC servers, but the US servers need an AR15 patch.
They do need a patch for sure. They need a nerf that thing at
least. Like, you know, fucking one
bullet. Yeah, a second.
Virus. To lights to go down a second,
that would be great. Fire right down and probably
bullet damage. Yeah, and you probably need to
like become a certain level. To.
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Unlock or you can unlock it as. Prestige or something?
Some kind of? Way so maybe like level 21 or
something like that or like preferably like out of you know,
your yeah apprentice, yeah. I agree.
And maybe like only farmers should have.
I don't know. I don't know.
I want to get too crazy with it.But I don't think maybe, yeah,
yeah, OK, OK. That's an interesting one.
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All right, I've got one buff. Flossing.
Oh, yeah, that's not bad. Now, flossing itself is, you
know, really good. Every dentist is like, you
gotta, you should be flossing once a day.
Yep. But if I'm gonna floss, it needs
to be easier. OK.
It's so much effort to floss. It should be easier.
I shouldn't have to do it every day.
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It should be a once a once a week.
Yeah. And it should stay that way.
Yeah, I don't like. Flossing.
You know, I think flossing is soimportant that it needs to have
a little buff to make it easier.Yeah, because otherwise people
just don't do. It don't do it.
I got a water pick that's kind of good but doesn't really get
in. There, but like it's still not
as effective. As flossing.
It's flossing. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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No, I agree. I agree.
That's a good one. I'll do another buff.
I'll do a buff. Buff my body's communication
with itself. OK, pray tell.
I will go all day without eating.
OK, I got bad. Cums, bro, My my brain to like
stomach is like doesn't exist. And also like I'll be like
sitting at my computer, like editing or whatever and I'll
stand up and my body's like, oh,you gotta go to the toilet.
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By the way, you've had to go to the toilet for like the past
three hours. I forgot to tell you what it's
like. So mental.
Yeah, bad comms. I need better comms in my.
OK, I agree. OK, Yeah.
I mean, it's not that I live that, but I agree with that.
That that's something I need to be buffered, yeah.
I think we should buff Adobe subscriptions.
Yes OK by buff I mean make them way cheaper.
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I agree and also new thing just came out.
Yeah, made me so angry. OK, you're gonna be angry at
this too. OK Generative fill right now
takes tokens and you only get a certain amount a month depending
on your subscription. So if you just get the
independent Photoshop plan, you get I think it's 10 tokens, so
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you can do it 10 * a month. I literally generally fill all
the time, yeah. It's one of the best features of
Photoshop. It's one of the only reasons I I
love it so much. And now now if you get the all
apps subscription which is like $70.00 a month normally I think
I've got student price of like 35 or 40.
Dollars a month, which is still.Fucking expensive.
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You get 1000 tokens, which is pretty.
Good a month but. A month.
But if you're doing it, yeah, ifyou're doing all the time, I'm
giving you 40 bucks a month. Yeah, that's.
Crazy. And you're telling me I can't
use one of the main features you've been advertising for me?
I think I hate I I fucking agreewith that completely.
I hate when you've got when theyadd things and then they add a
paywall. They already fucking pay for it.
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Don't add a paywall of the thingI was just using.
Yeah, that's insane. They let me try it for a bit and
you're like, fuck, this is good.This.
Is the best thing ever. And then they go, by the way,
you've got to pay. Yeah, it's.
Too good. I've got to go.
That's fuck. It's like Netflix adding ads or
whatever, you know what I mean? It's like, oh, you're already.
Paying for it, Yeah. It's like that, that sketch with
Saturday Night Live where they're like, I want everybody
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to have to be able to pay for the media that they have in.
Subscriptions. No ads.
Yeah, with no ads. No, he.
Like moves on. Yeah, He's like, anyway, there's
going to be millions of streaming services.
The whole idea was you pay a subscription, no ads.
Now they're like, but there's ads on your subscription now.
If you give us an extra $5, there won't be ads.
My next one's a nerf. Nerf billionaires.
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OK, Yeah. OK.
Way too much money. Yeah, just way too much money.
Too much money, too much abilityto do anything.
Yeah, got crazy plot armor. They kind of get away with
whatever they want, yeah. Did he's like dead to rights?
Literally mountains terabytes ofevidence.
Yep, somehow that man is free. Yeah, it'll make sense actually.
Great. It's actually kind of in sign.
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It's great. I don't even think he's a
billionaire. I think he's just.
Yeah, I think he's just. Yeah.
That is. One thing.
Yeah. Yeah, I agree.
Yeah, I agree with that. OK, I got 1.
Buff delivery drivers. Yeah, OK.
Buff em. OK, in what sense?
I don't know, maybe deliver my package, the thing that I pay
you to do deliver. It that's pretty good.
Yeah, that's good. How about, how about allow me to
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not need a signature for every package?
You know, some to some packages,they're like, no, this one
requires a signature. And you're like, yeah, I
understand that, but I'm not going to be home.
So just deliver it. I don't care.
I genuinely don't care if it gets stolen because I know it
won't. And they're like, but it still
needs it. Just let me do that.
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Actually deliver my package. Hey buddy, if if you know you
have my phone number if the intercom's not working.
Ring me. Yeah.
Don't just go, I don't know, I'mgoing to drop it to the post
office. Post office that's also not
going to have it. Yep.
Yeah, that's good, I think. You should buffle.
That's a good buff. Yeah, just do your actual job.
The amount of times I've been sitting in the living room at
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our old house, sitting in the living room, front door open,
only the fly screens there, and then I just get a notification
on my phone. Oh, what's this?
Oh, sorry, we missed you. Couldn't complete delivery.
No one was home. That's crazy.
I am here and you see their truck.
Just driving off. Yeah, and you're like, you are a
little slimeball. Just just like the, you know,
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first of all problems, you know,it's not a big deal.
Obviously. Yeah, You know, you're gonna
drive the post office. You know, it's not a big deal.
But I could do a great news buff.
I hate it when the Uber Eats drivers wouldn't open our front
gate and just leave the Uber Eats on the side of the gate.
Yeah, it's. Crazy.
So our old place had like a white picket fence and you open
the gate and then there's our, yeah, front yard, a little front
yard and then our door. Yeah, they leave it on the foot.
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On the footpath, yeah, on the other side of the gate is crazy.
I'm like, they left it on the other side of the gate.
I'm like, OK I. Guess it's at least it's in our.
Property line but like, holy shit.
Yeah, the amount of times they would just leave it out there,
it was so sorry. Walk past.
There's a lot. Anyway, yeah, that was really
bad. Rats.
Yeah. I mean, not that there's our
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rats, but they could be. Yeah.
No, no. It's not in the house.
You've left it on the street. You've left it on the street.
It's crazy. Yeah, I agree with that.
So I'll do another nerf, my nextone.
Nerf depression and anxiety. Nah, I disagree.
It could do with a big nerf. Nah, getting a debuff that like
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lasts like a year or like longeris crazy.
It can make you like that's true.
It can make you like immobile, yeah, it made you playing COD.
And then you like, oh shit, my anxiety and depression debuff
and you're just. Like that's when you gotta talk
to your cleric and your cleric gives you a buff and or you
know, but then the. Worst thing is is like the
elixirs and the shit they you know the potions and stuff they
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give you also give you a bit of a debuff.
As well. That's also true.
They do have their own debuff, yeah.
So you gotta weigh up which debuffs you.
Value more so it's like oh you might.
Yeah, I know. I think they should buff it.
I don't think it's strong enoughI.
Don't think it's strong enough. Yeah.
The more people bedridden, yeah,yeah, I think, I think that
needs enough less. Competition in the industry.
I think we should nerf technology.
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OK, I think we've gone too far. OK, my screen time.
OK. Is like 21 hours a day.
That's that's crazy. When are you sleeping?
What are you? Doing look yesterday, 18 hours
of screen time now this. To be fair, this combines with
my laptop. That's crazy.
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It's like phone use laptop. If I'm editing, it counts.
Counts with editing as well. But my most used thing
yesterday, 4 hours on Safari, 2 1/2 hours on YouTube, 2 hours in
Final Cut Pro, which is kind of crazy.
An hour and a half on X, an houron Tiktok, which is actually
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pretty good for me. Hour on Twitch and an hour on
Instagram. Now, a lot of this Safari work
and a lot of the Twitch stuff was because I was editing VOD
highlights. So I was on Safari, I was going
through Google Drives, I was going through Twitch and stuff
like that. But 18 hours, that's just for
yesterday. Just for yesterday.
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Mine on Monday, so yesterday 22 hours.
See, that's what I'm saying. I guess I fall asleep with my
laptop on as well. I have.
I have. Justifying.
OK, that's so bad. Tuesday the 9th of September
Yeah 26.5 hours 26. Hours more than a.
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Day. I don't understand how that's
possible but I have 26 hours of screen time.
I have 2 1/2 hours on TikTok, anhour on logic pro.
This doesn't even make any sense.
How did I manage that? So I got so Monday, 22 hours, my
highest screen time like application.
Yeah, Apple Finder because it would have because I would have
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been editing. Yeah.
And so it's like, OK, it's like at least I'm working, but 22
hours is crazy. 21 hours on Monday, 9 hours on Sunday.
I took a day off. Yeah, that's pretty good.
But yeah, it's it don't it needsa nerve, man.
It does need a nerve. If, if I'm working 26 hours a
day, I work, you know, that's, that's how much of a hard worker
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I am. I work more than there are hours
in the day. You see, this is what I've done.
I've manipulated time, OK, and now I get 4 days in.
One day. I've stacked that up over a
week. I'm kicking your butt.
Stacked that over a month, you're toast.
Stacked it over a year, we're ina completely different situation
than when you were in. I've just turned one year into
four. Yeah fuck off.
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OK, my next one buff my social skills.
I also think if they nerfed anxiety my social skills
probably would go up. Yeah, but I'm just so awkward
man. Like I just, I'm just sick of
being awkward bro. It sucks.
Yeah, that does sucks. There you go.
Yeah. Anyway, wow.
Jeez, man, OK. Ready.
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To. Buff conversations, man.
Read Doing a Podcast for dummiesor something I've got for my
last one, Buff Toasters. OK now toasters hear me out,
hear me out. OK, I have a toaster.
Must be nice as to many people. Must be nice.
But for some reason, you know, toast never burns consistently,
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never cooks consistently unless you're buying the exact same
bread every single time and you never fiddle with the settings.
Even then. Sometimes it'll come out
undercooked and you're like, interesting because yesterday it
was perfect, so why is it today that it's not working?
I put my toast on the side this time, put it down one side burnt
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the other side didn't cook. You got a bad.
Toaster. I don't know how that happened.
I think you just got a bad toaster.
I feel like the toaster I have, the one that we used to share.
Yeah, unbelievable. But I also have a problem with
it. Isn't that my toaster?
No, that's mine. I bought.
I bought the kettle on toaster. Oh, that one, yeah.
Yeah, sorry. So yeah, I was thinking my mum
has the same toaster. As what we are.
Which is the one I bought and then I was going to take it and
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then I think I. Got back to it.
I. Don't know it's a whole.
Thing I got the kettle. I remember getting kettle and
toaster, but this toaster, unreal.
Great toaster, right? Yeah, yeah.
Cooked beautifully, cooked overly, but unfortunately I
share a house with three other people now.
Yeah, and I don't know if I don't know who it is, but
there's someone else who doesn'tlike the toaster.
As toasted as what? I was like messing with the
messing with the diet. Yeah, dude.
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So I. Put the toast.
I'm like, oh, I'm gonna put it back down.
But I had it like 7. I think 7's like my perfect,
like brown, you know, it looks good.
He's got like 5. He likes like a bit of whiteness
to it. Yeah, OK.
Yeah, I don't know. So a little bit.
Yeah, there just needs to be a better way to to do toast.
And it shouldn't be a $400.00 Japanese toaster product, you
know, It should just be standard.
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I don't know how we've taken this long to cook toast.
Yeah, that's fair. Microwaves are pretty solid.
Though there was, actually, I think I've told this story
before, there was a toaster at the set that I used to work on.
Rotisserie toaster. That's cool.
And so few of the higher ups were all over this thing.
They're on a lot of sets where they would put the toaster in,
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they'd speed it up to like the lowest cookedness, which speeds
up the conveyor to bring it under the heat.
And then they'd slow it down to a manual.
They, they cooked their toast manual, but one guy left his
toasting for too long and had iton the slowest possible.
It went in, came out the other side on fire.
Literally this piece of toast was on fire.
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They had to put it out and then for the next like week or two
weeks, we weren't allowed to use.
The toaster. We got banned from it because
one guy set his toast on fire. It goes in the oh can't wait for
this comes out of your side flames, actual flames.
Oh my gosh. He must have been the fuck.
Yeah, that's crazy. He.
Was must have been doing something like getting a coffee
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and he's gonna come back, come back to his and his Raisin toast
was. Just it is quite a bit of a
fault, like having it down so low that it catches on fire
like. They shouldn't allow that.
Yeah, yeah. Who wants that setting?
Yeah, well, my just put it in a second time.
Yeah, Yeah, that's crazy. Dumb ass.
That's good, I like that. My next one is my last one.
Buff my clumsiness slash spatialawareness.
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I'm sick of dropping things. I dropped my phone the other day
and went down to pick it up. Sorry, I just tried to hit
Mitch's fire. I was in.
I dropped my phone the other day, I went down to pick it up
and hit my head on the table andas I stood up to like touch my
head with my hand that had the phone in, I dropped my phone
again. It was so dumb.
You you literally just leave a loony chunk, you kick your toe,
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like stub your toe and you go. Yeah, it's massive and
throbbing. And it's come the toes come out
of your shoe. Massive, throbbing red toe.
And then the steam come there and then you.
Fall over and then the little birds chirp around you.
Man, I'm on season 27 of this life of this, of this like in
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playthrough, yeah, I need to stop dropping shit.
And like, I thought, you know, like dexterity must be so low or
something. It's actually, it's so pathetic.
You need some like saving throw,yeah.
Yeah, yeah. Sorry, dumb.
But yeah, that was that was my list.
Have you got one more? That's it.
No swipe. Good list, man.
Yeah, thanks bro. Yeah, me too.
I mean well, not as good as mine, but.
OK, buff your list bro. Like yeah, it's kind of shit I
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reckon. I reckon Beast battle.
Beast battles. Ah yes, of course.
Battle of the Beast. Battle of the Beast, you get a
base, I get a base, now we get alocation.
They battle. OK, pretty good.
Yeah, it's pretty easy, pretty simple stuff.
But the best part about this one?
We don't have to pull it out of a hat anymore.
What? Yeah.
(26:24):
Yeah. I become a little bit of a
coder. What?
Uh huh. Don't get angry.
Why are you so angry? Well, maybe you come up as a
beast. Fuck.
OK, wait, so you're telling me you're a little bit of a vibe
coder? I'm a little bit of a.
Vibe coder. I downloaded this thing called
VS coder or something and asked AI to create us a random.
(26:45):
Generator bro Yeah, I used AI. Yeah, I'm bringing you that.
Instead of taking 10 years doinga computer science course and
learning coding. Use AI.
In my defence, I did ask one of my mates who was a coder how to
do it and he said use AI. So, you know, I was gonna, I was
gonna pay him to do it. And he was like, no, you can do
it, just use AI. Actually go to the dog park or I
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used to go to the dog park with one of the real high ups at 0.
Okay, like the accounting software, right and he's like,
yeah, we just use a live for everything.
Yeah, everybody uses AI. Everyone's got like a chat CBT
subscription and it's just he's like, it's just the game is
game. Changing, I mean, it was, I was
just like, I was like, oh, I'm gonna have to like, right, I'm
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gonna have to give it all the options and stuff.
And I was like, and then I was like, can you just make me a
base battles like, and he was like, yeah, I can do that and
just and just start riding his car.
And I was like, oh, and then I was like, oh, can you like make
it look medieval? And I was like, yeah, yeah, no
worries. Anyway, I'll put it on screen.
It looks really good. I mean it looks looks as good as
what I can make it doesn't look.AI, Yeah.
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I think in the future I might play around with it more and
make it a bit more. Like OK, might vibe code a
little bit. More I might keep vibe coding,
but now that I can do this, justyou wait, there's a couple of
pod episodes going to get crazy.I'm going to think of some cool,
cool stuff to code. OK, so basically we click
generate epic battle makes sense.
It's going to roll through. Let's go.
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All right, our first one. Oh, it's looking.
It's. Rolling around.
That's cool, I told it to do. That Oh my God, I've got OK
Jackson's beast. I've got a Unicorn with a cold.
Oh, that's unlucky. And then I've got Chewbacca with
an eraser that erases only the letter E OK, that's not gonna
help me at all. Sucks.
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And then the location is on top of a volcano.
Oh. OK, well, maybe the top of a
volcano might cure. He's called.
The unicorn's called is Chewbacca's got a blaster.
He's got kind of like. Yeah, he's like Expo, Yeah, Expo
blaster. Yeah, and and also in a razor
that only erases the letter E Don't forget about that.
(28:50):
Don't forget about that. I guess.
Don't forget about that if. The Unicorn ever does any sort
of maybe like calligraphy attar or something like that?
He's doing. I was gonna say is there's not
even an E in any of those words.I can't even like erase the
letter E in unicorns. Doing is what were they the
ones, was it GCSE's? What's the one that you would do
like in level like year three-year, five year 7 and it
(29:12):
would like gauge where your kid is compared to the rest of the
country? No NAPLAN NAPLAN.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, that would suck.
If you do an English and NAPLAN and you just get through all the
ES and you get a low English score.
Can you do a whole sentence without using the letter E?
Go on. Yeah, I can.
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Wow, wow, Schubucker would be freaking out.
I can't even erase any more who's winning this.
I mean, I think Chewbacca could probably shoot the Unicorn.
I think so. I think as well, honestly, I
think Chewbacca. Volcano completely irrelevant to
this equation. You're on one side, I'm on the
other. Just Chewbacca just shoots it
like I don't think. About this yeah, See if it was,
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if it was Obi Wan Kenobi and Anakin Skywalker in a volcano,
it'd be a little. Bit different, yeah.
We've seen that. Yeah, yeah, we have.
And we know the we know the outcome of that.
Yeah, that's very true. Next battle, generate epic
battle. How good's that?
That's pretty cool to do that. Oh wow, OK I've got a harpy with
a broken. 10 OK yeah, and you'regonna like, eat slugs broken
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like it reverses it back. I think maybe, yeah, it must be.
Yeah, I've got Batman with a button that makes you glow in
the dark, which could arguably be the biggest like, counter to
Batman ever. You're gonna mess, you know, 1
button. You'd think darkness is your own
way into your glowing. Really adopted the dark.
(30:41):
I can glow in it. And then the location is Diamond
City from Fallout. Oh.
OK, yeah, yeah, I think Harpy would get shot immediately,
'cause they'd be like shit freak.
I just shoot. They just shoot Diamond City
residents help Batman out. Although although harpy with a
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broken one, harpies don't reallyuse one.
No, they they just have innate magical abilities and they
scream. I don't know.
Does Batman get prep time? Yeah.
Batman have prep time because. Batman, have prep time.
Yeah. He knows the insurance and outs
of Diamond City. He knows.
He knows broken ones by then. He's always fixed that one.
He just puts the fucking headphones in and beats the.
(31:22):
Heart. I think so, yeah.
I think Batman's. Yeah.
And he's also glowing in the dark.
Yeah, but a button. So he probably.
Can just turn this off 1960s Batman that's just really goofy
and like, just a guy. Just a guy in a convertible.
Or is this like Dark Knight Batman?
Yeah, Ben Affleck. Batman.
Yeah, it literally. Kills people yeah in time and
(31:44):
city again, irrelevant really, Ithink I think the.
City would win. Helps Batman out I think the
city aspect that's. True.
If it was a desert, yeah. Yeah, I think Batman still wins.
Yeah. Next battle.
Next epic generated battle. That's just so cool.
Ohh let's go. Damn wait what?
What a matchup. This is crazy.
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A hydra with a tiny shield didn't even know they had hands.
But anyway. Let's go on now.
I've got Hercules with a glove that makes your hand super warm.
Holy shit and and the location is the pillar.
Of Autumn in Halo, as it's falling, I think it's like
collapsing, yeah. Wow, OK.
I don't even know if a hydrant could fit.
(32:26):
Yeah, in any individual room in the Pillar of Autumn.
Historically, Hercules has beaten hydras.
Well, that's the thing. And I think that in itself
would. Make would make.
It although the Hydra does have a tiny shield.
Tiny shield? Didn't think about that.
Hercules hand really sweaty. Like a super warm hand.
Super warm, Really warm. Super warm.
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Yeah, yeah, that sounds pretty bad.
I. Think your Achilles might have
this? Just because just because of
historical evidence he has beaten the hydra before.
Exactly. I don't think the Pillar of
Autumn helps either of them. I think it's actually a
disadvantage for both. I.
Think they'd both die? Yeah, because they wouldn't know
how to work and escape it. Exactly.
I think they. Both end up dying.
Yeah, it's a good point. Can I press the button?
Yeah, of course. Yeah, Sorry, sorry.
(33:08):
Oh, it's. Got a custom curse?
Yeah, it's got a little custom curse when you hover over the
button. Whoa, where did they get that
from? I have no idea.
I don't know where I got the Dragons either from.
That's an emoji, man. That's where.
Speaking of, my beast is a dragon with a rubber.
Sword. Oh, a rubber sword?
That's unlucky. Yeah, my Depends what kind of
sword you're thinking. Yeah.
Oh, OK. My beast is Bilbo.
(33:30):
It's still don't practice squeaky toilet.
Dildo the ring is still in your bottle.
The ring is still around your balls.
(33:52):
Dildo, I should be off. Dildo The ring is still on your
urethra. Sorry, my Prince Albert, take
that off. I got I got Bilbo with a coin
that disappears when you need itand that's.
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Fucking. Noise weapons suck.
I might switch them up. Bilbo.
Bilbo did face a dragon, although he didn't he wasn't the
one that defeated it. They needed a giant bow.
Yes, yes they did. I'm not gonna lie, I kind of
feel like a dragon. Like kill Bilbo.
And it's kind of hilarious that instead of a ring that makes you
disappear, you got a coin that disappears when you need it.
(34:33):
Yeah, that's really that's kind of funny.
Although we're in Liberty City, Grand Theft Auto Liberty City
the. Location is Liberty City.
Yeah. Again, kind of relevant.
Nico Bellic comes up. Want to go big dildo?
Want to go bowling? It's a rocket launcher out.
Yeah, Roman's still asking. Go bowling in the middle of the
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dragon fight. It doesn't.
It'll go bowling. Bill, those phones is constantly
ringing. You want to go bowling next one.
Heck is this little base this is.
Great, isn't it? Alf with a tiny.
Shield. Okay interesting, that's
Jacksons base. No more items.
That's the tiny, still a tiny shield.
Yeah, I gotta work at the Kingsman.
I told it to be more random. It didn't.
(35:17):
It didn't, you know? Yeah.
And then my base is Harley Quinnwith a helmet that is covered in
feathers. OK, I've got to make these
weapons a bit more useful, I think.
It's crazy. Well, and then.
The location is the middle of the ocean.
Yeah, and, and just with that detail, I honestly think the elf
would just can they walk on water?
(35:38):
I think they could, surely. They I mean, he walks on snow.
Yeah. I kind of could.
I think he could. I think an elf could walk on
water, which seems insane. Yeah, but it's so light.
They can walk on water is. That how it works.
I don't know, because I feel like he could just without
stabbing, yeah, Harley Quinn andshe just.
Drowned. Yeah, you probably could just
use your tiny shield to just siton Bing Bing.
(35:58):
Bing. I meant just like a boat.
Oh yeah, that's true. Yeah, well, he'd be able to do
that for sure. Boat.
Yeah, yeah, he would. Yeah, for sure.
And balance on that, yeah. You win that for sure.
Yeah, Harley Quinn's. Definitely an elf.
Harley Quinn got eaten by. Unless we're thinking of like
like Santa's elves, in which case that thing would die
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instantly. Yeah, ohh, no.
I mean, the only thing that's helping you, there's no.
Toys out here in the middle of the ocean.
What am I supposed to do? Can't make toys?
Middle ocean? Ohh well, might as well die.
Although maybe he makes he's, he's like, he's like Steve in
Super Smash Brothers where he just makes shit and he just.
Makes it a boat thing out of coral.
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Makes it a boat. Makes it gun.
Sasquatch with a cold. Again, that's unlucky.
Yeah, interesting. This.
And then I got King Kong. I'm guessing that's with King
Kong, with a turtle that hides in its shell whenever you need
it, I'm guessing. OK, well that's useless as well.
We need some things that are less.
Actually, yeah, OK. I'll switch them up next.
(37:01):
Yeah, like a like a light Saber or like, yeah.
Yeah, I agree. Like I said, I saw like a prison
ship, not not a, not a, not a flu and not a turtle that's shy.
Like, yeah, so have you. Sasquatch with a cold or King
Kong. I'm not gonna lie.
Oh it's it's in the X mansion from Marvel Comics.
I think King Kong would kill a Sasquatch I.
Think it's just King Kong, just the biggest Sasquatch is I
(37:23):
think. Yeah, and I think he would just
RIP him to shreds. He throw the turtle that hides
in its shell. And straight through, yeah,
absolutely. Go straight through, yeah.
Yeah, like donkey. Kong.
Like Donkey Kong? Yeah, Throwing a blue shell.
Yeah. And then kick it.
You wouldn't even have to because it's hiding in its shell
whenever you need it. Yeah.
True. So you wouldn't even have to
just throw it. Yeah.
(37:43):
Yeah. It's actually kind of a powerful
weapon, now that I think about it.
Yeah. Last one.
Yeah. Goblin with a missing arm versus
Napoleon with a pencil that writes in gold ink.
I don't know. I think the pencil's not gonna
help him, but I hope, believe itor not.
Yeah, if is it Napoleon in his army or just him, 'cause I think
he's a little. Weasel.
I think it's just him. No, that goblin's got it.
He's got, he's got a mole man. Like a vicious.
(38:07):
Vicious. Yeah.
Even with one arm, I think Napoleon, yeah.
He doesn't get like bounding over.
That's the goblin's going to be on that.
Yeah. Goblin Napoleon's nuts.
Nuts. Yeah.
Yeah, let's do one more. One more.
This is the last one I thought, oh shit, man, one more.
Here we go. Gorgon like one of the
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Gorgonites or like Gorgon the like the whole city of Gorgon
that they're looking for. Whoa.
With a tiny shield, by the way. I think it's still a tiny
shield, just a gorgon. OK, a Gorgonite.
They're called Gorgonize. Anyway, who said that?
Gorgonize. OK, the Gorgonize, that's a
fucking. Figurine A figurine.
(38:55):
Magneto with a sock that is always wet.
Oh wait wait wait wait wait. This might help.
Y'all in Saint Denae in red deadtoe.
Oh. OK, well that.
Changes that changes everything yeah, he it gives it actually
gives Magneto more metal to fucking kill this gorgon so.
Gorgonize made of metal. Plastic in metal.
He just got I've gotta find Gorgon for God running.
(39:20):
Him with his tiny shield with. His tiny little shield crushes
the shield around his. Arm he.
Just crushes his head, Yeah, with that giant flow of the.
Battery, I think. I think Magneto's got it.
Yeah. Well, that was fun.
I mean, yeah, that was pretty sick, wasn't?
It they're impressed with that, that is impressive.
You've got to work out the kinks.
(39:41):
Have stopped giving me a cold ora tiny shield but besides that.
It's pretty good. All right, I'll, I'll keep
playing around with it. This is the beta test.
Yeah, done pretty well. Yeah.
Well, that's all the time we have on the Wizards Tower.
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