60: PAX Forced Us To Evacuate

1. Intro 2. PAX 3. Choose your own adventure 4. Are you smarter than a young wizard

Episode Transcript

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Dude, I went to the doctor. The Witch Doctor.
Oh, which doctor's that which? Oh, the you know, the witch
doctor. Like Doctor Witch.
Yeah, but which doctor? She lives on which street?
You know the Doctor Witch. Yeah, but which?
OK, so which street? Is that on which lane?
Or is that on which Ave. Yeah, it's, it's next to next to
which court? And then it's in that witch Ave.

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past the witchy cauldron. Oh.
But there's there's two of them.Which one is there?
One on the left or the one on the right?
Which one? Which one am I if you're
standing looking at it? OK, Yeah.
It's the one on the left. Yes, yeah, yeah, yeah.
On your left. My left.
Not the which. Yeah, no the wait.
Which which is left? Yeah, the witch is.
Left it's on the witches left and and which reason did you go

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there for it? I either have Hep A or Hep B,
I'm not sure which one's which. And you need to go back.
Yeah, figure figure that out andyou go back to old doctor witch
you. Need to find out which one's
witch from the witch, Yeah. If you witch.
If you witch. Going back to Wizard's Tower,
that was so bad. The.

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Wizard's Tower packs. Packs.
Packs, boys. Don't get done.
Get Ludwig out of yours. No today.
We are talking about PAX. All three viewers, they know
about that. Yeah, everyone loved reference
Ludwig fans. Yeah, Pax, PAX.
Was. Pretty good.

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I didn't go. Oh, sorry, you just said, you
said PAX as I said pax. So I thought maybe you were
gonna were doing what did you say?
One word association. OK, Pax didn't go.
OK, Was still did, still wasn't,which OK.
Wait, which packs packs which packs?
Is which packs are you talking about?
The one that is hosted in the city we live in, that packs, the

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one that was on the weekend, that's.
The one, Yeah. Which day did you go?
I've OK, that's actually a good.Question.
I didn't go Friday. Couldn't.
I had other other stuff I had todo.
Yeah, yeah. At work stuff.
I heard Friday was the greatest day ever.
That's what I really. Yeah, that's what I well, on
Saturday we got evacuated about 30 minutes into.
Being there, that sounds pretty good.
Yeah, yeah, that was good. What happened?

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I don't know. There were rumours that someone
had shit themselves in the like board game section packs.
For those that don't know, it's like a gaming pop culture
convention like Supernova or like Comic Con type thing.
Comic Con is way bigger though. No, I think they have it
overseas as well. But yeah, that's like PAX is
probably the biggest streamer, like streamers going creators,

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probably the biggest creator convention, Twitchcon in
Australia. Just let me finish.
My sentence. All right, let me just finish
that. I don't know.
And then Twitchcon is on now. So it's it's like PAX and then
Twitchcon happens. Oh really?
Fuck big one, you came for the nerds.
Yeah, yeah, no, yeah. So a few of my friends actually
flew to Melbourne 4 pax and thenflew out from Melbourne to.

(03:10):
LA for Twitchcon for Twitchcon my.
God, yeah, I think it's in like San Jose or some shit.
Anyway, yeah, I flew out for that.
But no, I didn't go on Friday. I had other obligations, EG
sponsored stuff that I had to work on.
Yep. And that needed to be done.
And then I didn't hear back tillSunday morning.
Anyway, if I could post it after, when I was supposed to

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post the video, they were like, Oh yeah, by the way, you can
post it. I'm like, oh legend.
That's his class I. Actually would have actually
liked to know that like 3 days ago, but it's fine.
Didn't go Friday, went to a Twitch party though on a Friday
night. I got the invite.
My management was like hey buddyyou're on the list, just show
up. I said I'm not a twitch partner

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though and they said it doesn't matter we got you on the list
anyway and I'm like legendary. So I go to this address.
I get the Uber driver to drop meoff.
We pull up, I look out my window.
This doesn't look like a party. In fact, this doesn't look like
a building. This is a car wash.

(04:13):
You've dropped me off at a car wash.
What the fuck? And I was like, can you just
give me, let me just make sure this is correct.
And he's like, yeah, that's fine.
It turns out that was the the correct address that I had
inputted. So I got out and I started
walking around and I went, I have no idea where I am.
I saw a building where I was like, oh, that could be where

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the event is being hosted, but there was no one in there.
So I was like you know what, I could either go home or PAX is
about a 20 minute walk from where I am.
I was like fuck, I'm just going to start walking to Pax.
Good thing. So I start walking literally so
conveniently I happen to walk down the very Rd. the actual

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event is being hosted on. And I like walk past and there's
like purple like ropes for the line.
And I was like, that's Twitch related.
And I like see there's someone at the front of the list and I
see inside there's like a wall that has like the Twitch logos
and shells. Like no way I've somehow walked
past this just purely coincidentally.

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And so I go up to them. Hey, Jackson field should know
me. I'm on the list the Jackson
field and they go V like the letter V And I go no VTH.
Hey, this happens a lot. This happens so much.
I wish I'd why did I do this? And I I should have had like a
cool name like. Pause.
My name's like. Pause is like cool.

(05:37):
Lizard or something? Lizard.
I don't know. Lizard Beam.
Yeah, that's good. Yeah, my name's Laser Cream.
Laser cream, Yeah. You might know me Laser cream.
I play the less popular Fortnitegame Roblox Fortnite game mode.
Yeah, I'm a I'm a Roblox Fortnite YouTube.

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Lizard Cream. Laser cream.
Yeah, anyway. Tom.
And I go to him, I say, say my name.
He starts going through and he goes, Jackson, right?
And I go, yeah, it's by subscribe.
And he goes, yeah, I should havebeen at the fucking top.
Then I tell you what, I should have been at the top.
And he's going through and he's like field, maybe it's maybe

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starts there. And I'm like, oh, this is not
good. Flips through the whole thing.
And he goes, oh, you're not on the list.
And I was like, oh, my management said I was.
So that is unfortunate. I can get I can get my manager
on the phone if that's if that'sthe case.
Humbling experience. Well.

(06:42):
It was my probably my management.
'S fault. Well, still humbling.
Was it humbling? It was more frustrating than
anything. But I was like, oh, OK.
And then luckily the guy at the door was like, don't worry me,
I'll just put you on the list. It's all good, bro, Just go in.
And I was like, oh. That's nice.
Do you know who? Thank God do.
You have to whip out the phone. Oh.
I should have shown my subscriber.
Oh, I do know who I am. I bring my gold plaque with me.

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I grab it, take it off the wall.Million subscriber plaque.
So I was like, oh, that's annoying that like I was
supposed to be on the list and like I wasn't on it.
So my management obviously, like, I don't know, something
happened then maybe it was on their end, who knows?
Like the people that organise this community.
Yeah, I don't know, man. I don't know.
Well. You know, if you're.
More. I'm gonna have to have some

(07:24):
words with somebody, I think. Someone better get fired over
this. Some very stern words.
I always say that in my head, I'm like, dude, I'm gonna have
some stern words with my management.
And then I get into the corner and go, hey, guys.
Yeah. So yeah, I kind of just a little
miscommunicate, but it's like, fine.
It's like whatever. Like, I really don't care.
In my head I'm like, I handled that so.
Bad. Yeah.
I always win my arguments in my head though, you know, we just

(07:46):
have arguments. You're like I've just nailed.
Oh man, that guy. Haven't said that.
I would've. Oh, he would've been bright.
I got him. I got him backed.
Him into a corner. Oh, another zinger from me.
Yeah. Thank you.
Who's keeping score? Me.
Just me, other me. You're like Captain Jack Sparrow
is like 10 of you eat a peanut in your head peanut.

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But anyway, so the party was good.
The party was good. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it was good.
I was there for an hour and I didn't know anybody at all.
Classic. There were not really that many
people there 'cause I got there just on time, which is never a
good idea, terrible idea. And I get a drink.
Yes, good idea. I start drinking it.
I'm looking around. Oh my God, I don't know anybody.

(08:30):
I go, OK, there's cupcakes on the table.
I'm going to go up to the cupcakes and may I'll just start
slowly eating a cupcake and maybe some I'll.
Find someone I know mysterious and.
Cool. So I go out there, I put my
drink down and then I grab a cupcake and I'm like slowly
undoing the little cupcake holder and I'm like, smart
anybody Like, hey, anyone want to ask me about these things?

(08:50):
Like, I don't know, like, oh, fuck.
And there was like a guy I talked to in the line who was
like, massive, like chef YouTube.
Oh yeah, Super long hair. He wears like a leather Jack.
He's got piercings. Really.
Australian, Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know you're.
Talking about yeah yeah yeah yeah.
Ran him super nice, chatting to him in the line, all the
elevator up, chatted to him at the bar and then I just felt bad

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continuing to follow him around and I stopped talking to him.
Biggest mistake in my. Life what if you like these cop
cakes suck and. He's made.
How would you make them? He's like, I made them, yeah.
And so I'm slowly being honest. I don't see anyone.
Fuck. So I finished my drink.
I'm like, fuck, I'm going to thebathroom.
I go to the bathrooms, lock myself in there for 10 minutes.
I'm like, Jesus, there's got to be, I hope to God, somebody,

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somebody comes out and you know,I know someone open the door.
Nobody I know. Oh God, go back to the bar, get
a second drink and I go, you know what?
I'm going to go to the balcony. I'm going to finish this drink
in the corner of the balcony andthen I'm going to go home and I
go out and as I'm walking past people, I'm like no one I know,
no one I know. And right before I get to the

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corner, I hear Jackson and I went my.
God. No fucking way.
Turn around. It's a few people I've I've
spoken to very briefly in the past.
I'm like, it's good enough, sweet, good enough.
I didn't know if they actually wanted to hang out with me or
they also didn't have anybody. Doesn't matter, because I was
kind of talking to them and they're like, yeah, yeah, also

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looking around, but that didn't matter.
Talking to them for an hour. Thank God.
Eventually people I know rock up.
I was there till like 3:00 AM. Yeah.
Right. So that's good then?
That was that was a lot of fun and then Saturday PAX was good.
Gotta recognise heaps as whatever.
Hell yeah. I got stopped.
Like I mean you went. To at least twice.
You dress up as a wizard once a week?

(10:37):
Yeah, you're kind of the king ofthe nerds, bro.
Yeah, second time I got stopped,I was like, whoa.
You guys are swarming me. Hold up.
One at a time, One or three. Times there was I did get
stopped quite a bit, but there wasn't one or two times that was
really funny. And it's very humbling to like
not humbling, but like usually when people stop you, I always

(10:58):
end up with like, oh, do you want to get a photo?
Yeah, And it was really funny. A few times people stopped me
like I love your videos. I follow your videos.
I'm like, oh, cool, thanks too. I hope you're having a good
packs. Do you want to get a photo?
And they go, Nah, it's all good.And I'm like.
I was afraid this was going. To happen 'cause you did.
This as well at the at the museum, we went to the game
museum, there's two guys come upto and you're like, how do you

(11:18):
want to get a photo? And I'm like, it's good that you
do ask if they want to get a photo 'cause they might be too
scared. 'Cause most of the time they are
too scared to. But there is.
That fear of them being like, no, that's cool.
Which is fine. Which is fine, it doesn't
matter. Like it's kind of.
Fun. It's more just like you came up
to me and said, you know, you'rea big fan.
Yeah, I I will open the invitation to you to get a
photo. I guess it's on your turn

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because. Some people get really nervous
about it and then in other countries.
But it is. They're just like, it looks like
a photo. You're like, come on.
Bro but it is really funny to belike, do you want a?
Photo and they go no, I'm. Good.
And you're like, all right, cool.
Why did you come up to me? Can I get a photo with you?
And then you get 1 on your phone?
That's what you do. That's the swing.
Yeah. Do you want to get a photo?
No. I mean, like, I want one with

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you. Yeah.
Come on, man, I've got photos ofall my subscribers, which was
really funny a few times that I haven't.
There was one kid that came out to me, this really young kid,
and. He's like 11 or something.
He's. Like oh I love your like
Minecraft from the mob's perspective.
Like blah blah blah blah blah. And I was like, oh, that's so
good. He's like, yeah, so fun.
Like I love Edgar, like, blah, blah, all this stuff.
Yeah, yeah. And I like lean into him.

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And I was like, oh man, you wanna know a little secret?
And he's like what I was like, and I told him a little secret.
I'm not gonna, I'm not gonna tell.
But yeah, I told him a little secret. 2 snip fan.
He does this OK and I was like he.
Doesn't give a fuck this. Kid did not give a fuck about
what I just told him. I told him the most mind blowing
revelation. No, kid did not give a fuck.

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He was like all right. And I was like, I'm starting to
think he hasn't. Even watched it, he doesn't even
give a fuck. Yeah, wow.
But I got a photo. With him, he left with his mum.
His mum was Oh my God, thank youso much, I was.
Like so funny. Educate your child Yeah, on
Minecraft from the mob's perspective, because if he fully
conceptualize what I told him, yeah, mine would be, he would
have lost. His mind, it was really funny.
So excited for season. And I I was standing next to
rapes when this happened. And I like after the kid left, I

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was like, you know, I thought that was going to blow that
kid's mind, but it did not. And he was like, yeah, that kid
did knock you. I was like.
Oh, that's good as. Immediately humbling.
Just the whole weekend. A weekend of humbling.
That's so sad. I already thought, you know, I
was pretty humble as it was, butyou know, the universe finds

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ways to bring down even. Further, you've been a little
bit confident lately. I'm just gonna bring you back
down a couple of notches. Yeah.
Actually insane. So but then I went on Sunday as
well and I was pretty chill. I was just sort of, you know,
walking around and it was good finding out.
And yeah, that was pretty much my.
Weekend. Nice.
That's good, yeah. What did you get up to?
What I do next segment? Doesn't matter what I do.

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This weekend on music went. I went to the movies with my
best mate Tom, Yeah, and we watched.
One wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
You have another best mate. Yeah, I've got another podcast.
It's called I Hate Jackson Fieldpod.
We've just talked about how much.
You know, naming a whole podcastafter someone you in quotes
hate. I don't know, kind of crazy.

(14:13):
It's kind of it's. Kind of the biggest sign that
you might there might be deeper feelings than just hate there.
I don't know. I.
Mean yeah, that's probably. And there is and there is.
You're right. You're spot on.
No, What do we do? We.
Yeah, we watched 1 Battle after another.
It's fucking unreal. I won't get into it too much,
but it's a great movie. Go watch it.
Yeah. Didn't know where it was.
Galen, the whole time you just like what is happening.

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It's so fresh, brand new idea. So it takes a piece out of
political to an extent. Yeah, I was really impressed.
Really. It was.
You're impressed by it grow. I don't.
Want to watch it? You spoil the whole thing, Yeah.
Leo Leonardo Dicaprio's in it well.
Leonardo Dicaprio's he's he's anactor, isn't an actor.
In it and he's good. Well fucking I don't want you
just spoiled. It the dude doesn't miss, I

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think he's probably a goat. Yeah, Timothy Charlemagne's
really lining up to be, yeah, taking the mantle.
He's. Gonna have to DiCaprio fight
DiCaprio, but yeah, really good.Really, really good.
Definitely go. Worth going to go see that.
I've heard I've heard Timmy's new movie is phenomenal.
Yeah, as well as ping pong movieYeah, I've heard they're like,
oh, he's oh, he won. He's gonna be the one of the

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greats. Like he's going for it and it's
apparently it's his performance.I'm.
Pretty yeah, I'm pretty good. He's like, I think he's spent
like 7 years playing table tennis for this movie or some
shit. Yeah yeah.
I don't know how true that is. He's been like this set of.
Wonka and stuff like that. Apparently he like brought table
tennis like to set to practice and stuff like he's been playing
for a long time. He.
Was doing that with Bob Dylan onDern.
He was like learning. He was like trying to learn the

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voice with Bob. Dylan.
Yeah, I think he was playing with his feet with a guitar, and
then he was playing with his hands.
Yeah, doing both of them. Holy shit, yeah.
Yeah, man, dedication, right? There.
Yeah, yeah. No, but that's what I did this
weekend. Very quiet, very chill.
Yeah, Frank's looking really cute.
To be fair, Bob Dylan probably the easiest person to like,

(15:59):
imitate and also play songs because his songs are so fucking
simple. I just relax a bit.
No, I'm just saying. I'm just saying, I'm just saying
I remember speaking to my dad about who's a musician and I was
like, yeah, and the tip of this show and he played all his own
song. He sung it.
And my my dad was like, yeah, OK, it's really not that hard.
Like it's he's definitely like one of the easiest artists to

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play his songs. Yeah, we've heard the lyrics,
man, folks, all about the lyrics.
Holy shit. I.
Might be running for the Oscar. Oh my God.
Yeah. I'm bit of a vibe coder, I was
talking about it a couple of weeks.
Ago bit of a vibe coding. Bit of a vibe coder.

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I made that Beast Battles generator.
That generator, it's pretty sick.
It's pretty sick. It had a good vibe.
It did have a good vibe. Now I made something even more
sick. I've made a choose your own
adventure about two Wizards using code God, an AI, and just
an AI. Make this this and do that's.
Crazy. I actually used to I was quite

(17:03):
the coder in I wasn't a vibe coder because AI didn't exist,
so I actually had to learn it like a real like coder.
So that's what I used to make command prompt.
Choose your own adventures. Oh, that's cool.
And you code them in notepad andyou get it to run and then you
like have the options and you type it and it has a whole.
Story of share. That's pretty cool.
Yeah, yeah. Yeah, not saying I'm not like

(17:26):
better, but like this is way this looks pretty.
Way better. Yeah, mine was just a black.
Screen. We've cracked on it so.
We've got two boxes here. We've got enter wizard's name 1
and enter wizard's name two. OK, do you want one or two?
I'll be you. Want to be 1?
OK, alright, why I feel like this is a setup, well I don't
know, covered the whole thing. I did, but I don't know the.
I don't know, I wouldn't be wizard but one personally.

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OK, so. Do I just enter my name or do I?
You can enter your name. You can enter a wizard's name.
I think it'd probably be easier if he was with Jackson and
Mitch. I might do to follow.
I might do. Yeah, I might.
Just I just entered Jackson, you're like.
My name is Nakantha the second. Wielder of the Flame and.
You're like, oh, OK. Jackson.
Oh, all right. Are you ready?

(18:09):
Yes. Go begin the quest.
Begin the. Quest, I'm going to read it out,
OK. Let me see if I can.
OK, OK. Let me just explain what's going
on the screen right now. I couldn't see.
I've only got 11 HP out of 15 HPand 13 out of 15.
Yeah, that's my starting HP. Yeah, you can heal up to 15.
We've got our inventories. What I've got our inventories

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with. You've got 6 mana potion.
You got mana potion 6. You can use them.
OK, health potions as well. You've got my own name.
You've only got 5 mana I made. Them all I made them all random
so we just like every time we. Play it or if we.
Oh, wow. The replayability.
Yeah. Yeah.
OK, it's well, all right. So do I.
Do you want me to read what's onscreen?
I. Just want to just talk about how
impressive I it's very cool. We've got our own health bars,

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mana bars. Yeah, yeah.
All right. The Beginning of the Wizard's
Tower At dawn, Jackson and Gargantuo, the second wielder of
the Flames, step out of their Wizard's tower, ready to begin
their grand journey. The air is crisp, but their
robes are freshly pressed. Mine's falling apart, but OK,

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all right, this is fantasy. And and their hearts are full of
excitement and a little bit of nerves.
After a short walk, Jackson turns to Mitchell and says, Are
you ready for this adventure? Mitchell grins.
With you by my side, always. And they kiss and make out.
And wait. Oh, it doesn't.
Sound like the hell. With you by my side, anything's

(19:34):
possible. Sam soon.
They've reached the creaky bridge guarded by a nervous
troll named Grumble Grumble Size.
If I lose one more traveller, they'll fire me.
Please answer my Riddle or just,I don't know, tell tell me a

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joke or something. Oh, OK.
Our first choice Do we attempt Grumble's Riddle?
Do we tell Grumble a joke, crossthe bridge, or offer Grumble a
snack and cross the bridge? Well, we don't have any snacks
on us, do we? I don't know if that I think, I
don't think. Unless you're talking about me.
Oh shit, OK. I grumble, bend over time to
tell you, go on then. Go on then.

(20:16):
I bet I'm just. Go on, go on, grumble.
Go on. Anyway, be quick about it.
What are you thinking? Do we tell him a joke or do we
let's attempt his Riddle? I'm.
Let's see if we can figure this out.
OK. All right.
Grumble clears his throat. One has four wheels and flies.
He looks hopeful. Oh, OK, answer answer #1A

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garbage. Truck and flies FL i.e.
S OK. Answer one the garbage.
Truck. I instantly found it, Yeah.
I think I know it's answer. Answer 2A Dragon on roller
skates. OK, Or refuse to answer and try
to sneak by. I know it's a garbage it's a
garbage truck 'cause I when I said FL i.e.
SI was like, oh, flies like likeflies has fours and flies.

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Technically, a lot of garbage trucks actually have six wheels,
but let's go with. Let's go with.
Fantasy games, that's where they've.
Got they have garbage trucks in fantasy trucks.
In this world. What is a garbage truck?
I don't even know. I don't know.
I don't know what the fuck I heard.
It on AI, read it out of a book.Yes, crumble beams.
You may pass. Maybe I won't get fired after

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all. Do we cross the bridge?
Do. We fire him.
Ask. Crumble for a bonus rider or
give crumble a pep. Oh, we're going to give him a
pep. Talk, don't we?
Yeah, Go on then. What's this pep talk?
You give Grumble a pep talk, He OK?
He feels a little better about his job.
Thanks, I needed that he. Doesn't even say what's in the

(21:45):
pep talk. Do you want to improv a peptide
Lib ad Lib. A peptide.
I'd look, I'd get down like likeeye level with him.
I know. OK, I'm.
Like I grumble mate. Yeah.
To to achieve your hopes and dreams in life, yeah, you must
first look in. Is this a Riddle?

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I don't know the answer to that one.
I only know the answers to the riddles I've been given.
And then I had a company and then I tap them on the chicken
like good pep talk and walk off.OK.
Thank you. I think I feel better.
Thanks. I needed that.
Is this a Riddle I. Doesn't even know is this.
A Riddle. Oh, but if you cross the bridge,

(22:30):
ask for another Riddle or offer grumble a snack, I think we
just. Crossed the bridge.
Nice. You can't move on.
Let's cross the bridge. You cross the bridge, ready for
your epic journey, but a goblin with a huge green blocks your
path. Name's Rock.
If you want to pass, you got to beat me in rock, paper,
scissors. You gave up on that voice almost
immediately. Name's Rock.
If you want to pass, you got to beat me.

(22:52):
Because that's to focus on reading.
I can't, I can't do voices and read at the same time.
That's. True, that's true.
OK, you want to give you give meyour fucking goblin voice then,
all right. Make sure it doesn't sound like
troll though. Name's Rock.
If they're around the past, they've got their blood.
No rock, paper, scissors. Fuck's sake, righto, right?

(23:12):
Well done. Unless he's a really deep voice,
Rob. 'S.
Rock. His name's Rock, so it might be
work. Oh, true.
OK. Play rock paper scissors with
Rock the Goblin. Well, we only have one option.
So I guess that is, Yeah. All right.
Now you you got you're the boys guy all.
Right, the Rock Goblin says. There's no way he says this.

(23:34):
I always go rock. What's your move, Wizard?
OK, now do we trust? Him.
I think so. His name?
His. Name is Rock I.
Don't think he's very smart, butdo we go scissors because he
might be bluffing? Oh, Oh, no rock.
I'm OK, I'm going to go rock. As well.

(23:54):
You want to both go rock. Yeah, if he's see if he's lying,
psyching out, Were you either going to tie or you know, this
might break the game? I.
Think it did rock, the goblin says.
Oh oh. It did break the rock.
It did break the. Goblin.
Oh, this one go this one down. Here, Rock the Goblin chose
Rock. It's a tie.
Rock the Goblin kisses Jackson on the lips.
Wait, what? Jackson has healed.

(24:16):
For time. Oh, it didn't break the game
though, isn't it? Goes.
Wow, that wasn't that wasn't. No one's ever gone rock before.
I always lose. You got to heal too.
That's awesome, I can. Dig.
Oh, and that's it. And then we.
Move past, move past. Wow, I'm.

(24:38):
Standing there while you guys are making it, not happy about
it. Was that as good for you as it
was for me? And.
We're spoken. Because did you?
Did you finish? Did you rock?
I'm like, no, go away man you. Just said, did you rock?
He says. Everything rock.
Was that as rock for you as it was?
Did I rock your world? A squirrel blocks your part,

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twirling a tiny acorn staff. Oh look, more Wizards.
Did you forget your pointy hat? No, that's perfect.
OK. Did you forget your body hats
you just got? You're just bad at magic.
The squirrel grins. Why did the wizard get kicked
out of school? Because he couldn't.
Spell kick this fucking squirrelin the.

(25:24):
Face squirrel and move on challenge.
The squirrel to a pun off or laugh and ask for advice.
Where the where are we going? Where are we going?
Where's the meaning of life? What do you want to do?
Your choice. Can we challenge the squirrel to
a pun off? OK, fuck.
All right. You and the squirrel exchange

(25:46):
puns. Why don't Wizards use doors?
Because they always want to spell exit.
This. Griddle laughs so hard he drops
a nut. You gain a knot of wisdom.
Let's. Go in brackets.
Probably useless. Oh, there's so much wisdom in
this. In this small acorn.
One little bit of wisdom. Drop me nut.

(26:09):
Oh fuck, take the nut and move on.
If we don't even pun with him wejust that that was it.
Take the nut and move on. All right.
What? Punt?
Could you give a pun to him? Fuck.
How's this? And they're just kicking.
Kicking. What's?
Oh, I thought you said punt not.Pun.
What do you use a boot for? I mean.
You can't. Yeah, that's good.
I don't. Know this one?

(26:31):
I'm mischievous. Fair.
He appears. Offers to trade a random magical
item for one of yours, She giggles.
What do you call the wisdom in their magic?
A regular person. Do you accept?
Yeah, yeah, let's trade an item.We got the we got the acre of
you wisdom. What do we get?
Fair giggles and swaps your itemfor a bag of Stardust?

(26:54):
Oh big, is that an inventory? Think the fairy and yeah.
I didn't think it would be anything.
OK. So you didn't program, so they
gave us this stuff and it's not?We can't use any of it.
There so it is useless. Not probably, it was first bag.
A beast battle, if you will. Owl Shadow, a beast.
Battle an owl. Look up, there's probably the
real owl right above. It you only find its shadow.

(27:14):
Shadow with an owl. Where could it be coming from?
This mysterious shadow. And it's just there's an owl on
the. Tree and we're just fighting
nothing right next to this. Stop.
We're going to cross this owl shadow.
It's not even an owl tree shapedour all.
Right, our shadow appears. Prepare for battle.

(27:35):
Oh Jacksons turn, what do you wanna do?
Fireball cost does 7 damage and fire cost 5 manner.
Fuck. Muy yeah, lightning is 4 damage
3 manner freeze, 2 damage 2 manner or regenerate manner
regenerate. Manner and it cost health.
Yeah. Oh yeah.
All right. How?
Much health? Does it have 15?
Well, we got to do some serious damage.
I got fireball cause fireball boom Jackson uses fireball.

(27:57):
Our shadow takes 7 damage. Damn, well I mean yeah dude, I
got to use Fireball too then as well.
Yeah, yes, you do. Fireball.
Boom. Mitchell uses fireball.
Our shadow takes 7 damage. It's got one health left.
Boom boom boom boom boom you broke the.
Game. Oh my God, the game's broken.
It's actually broken. It was it supposed to die?

(28:19):
Yeah. You never programmed in an owl
shadows turn. Well, I did, but it didn't do it
for all of them. I'm going to use a potion for
you and it might fucking fix it.You used a potion and it did
nothing. Shit to be continued.
Oh, what happens? Oh no.
The game. Broke.
Episode do they? The Wizards do.

(28:41):
They beat the owl shadow. Probably not.
He's probably. Piccolo is still wondering
training and Goku is somewhere that's and no one.
No one, really. Knows why so keeps the damage as
well mutual. We did 5 on the eyeshadow.
Fuck. And that's the end of that.
Oh well. Well that was fun, dude.
That was fun. I.

(29:02):
Can't wait to see where this goes.
Yeah, yeah. We'll, we'll figure it out.
I'll fix this little mistake. You might have to go through
every choice and just make sure there's a.
Yeah, well, I did, so I'm not sure what's happened.
Clearly not. Clearly not.
I missed the eye shadow. Yeah, damn.
Oh wow that was fun. Thanks.
I was running. That well we'll I'll.
Fix this little the vibes were good.
All the vibes are not as. Good.

(29:22):
Not as good. Yeah, I'll fix this little
bargain, then we'll get back to it next week.
Are you smarter than a young wizard?
Are you smarter than a wizard that is young?
Are you fucking smarter or not than a wizard that is not as old
as you? We are back with Are you smarter

(29:45):
than a young wizard? This is a couple.
Of weeks, couple of weeks. Last time I was not smarter than
a young wizard, I think. My nephew got five out of five.
And you got three out of five. Yeah.
That sounds about right last. Week we did the first Harry
Potter movie last time. Last time?
Yeah, last like 4 weeks ago. Yeah, yeah, it's been a while,
yeah. Last time we did the our first

(30:06):
Harry Potter movie. This time we're doing the second
one, The Chamber of Secrets. OK, now I learnt something from
the last time. Yeah, the questions were too
easy. Oh, no, they weren't.
Well, maybe for. Yeah.
Maybe for him. Yeah.
Well, I I didn't even do my research.
I didn't watch the movie again nigh, did I?
Nay. Did I?

(30:26):
Nay. Nay.
Nay. Nay, did I read the book?
OK, well, I think you'll be fine.
Oh, all right. Well.
Oh no, you just said they're harder.
Than last week I already did pretty bad.
Yeah, they're a little. Better.
All right, go on there. Question number one, in the
dueling club scene, after Draco conjures the snake, what's the
specific type of spell does Lockhart attempt and what does

(30:51):
that spell? Do OK, he goes.
I don't know what the spell's called.
I've got it goes. I've got multiple.
All I know is it goes twink and then it goes and then flows it
up. A expelliarmus.
B Reducto. C Alverte Ascendier.

(31:12):
Yeah. And D eat slugs.
It's. Alverte Ascendier I think.
It's done, man. And then it flies the fucking
snake out for no reason at all like an idiot.
Sends the target into the air. That's difficult to spell it as.
Well done. Thank you.
Thank you very much. Let's see.
Scared Potter. A little bit you.

(31:32):
Little bit. Oh, a little bit actually.
You know you mentioned. It a little bit.
This is my second year. I'm still all right.
Let's let's see if and if you got it.
OK, here I go on. In the dueling club scene, after
Droko conjures the snake, what specific spell does Lockhart
attempt and what does that spelldo?

(31:52):
A Expelliarmus, B reductor, C Alverte Alcendia, or D eat
slugs. Yeah, so that's C And then what
does that spell do? It makes the snake fly up.

(32:17):
Sends the target into the air. Very good.
Smart, smart child. Son of a bitch.
Pretty good. Not bad, not bad.
Pretty smart kid. Time will tell, time will tell
question #2. Question 2 What?
Excuse me, what's the name of the student who gets petrified

(32:39):
in the library while using a camera?
Oh, A. Mighty Granger No B Jenny
Weasley No C Susan Barnes No D Colin Creevy.
Colin Creevy. Colin Creevy.
First year. I'm working for the fucking
Hogwarts newspaper that's. It I'm using a camera stupid

(33:01):
little. Fucking 5th century camera,
Colin. Creevy is correct.
Yeah, let's see. How am I nephew?
And he said, and he said, these questions are harder.
Is that saying that spelled correctly?
I think that's how you say it, yeah.
No. It's a water or.
Sandra Alerta. It's Leviosa, not Leviosa.
Question 2 What's the name of the student who gets petrified

(33:23):
in the library while using a camera?
A Hermione Granger, B Jenny Weasley, C Susan Bones or D
Colin Creevy Amani. Yes.
No. Oh, you're.
Idiot. You're idiot.

(33:43):
Yes, Yes. He listens to this by the way.
My sister will show him this. No, that was, I mean, that was
really good. That was a really good guess.
And yeah, you know, and I've been there.
I've been there. I only got 3 out of five last
time. You're still doing better than

(34:04):
me so. You gotta take these wins
though. The little wins, you know, the
little wins. It's not.
It's nothing personal. That's funny.
Alright, next question. In the book Chamber of Secrets,
Ron is in detention and accidentally vomit slugs onto a
trophy that had been awarded to Tom Riddle.
Now, Tom. Riddle is Voldemort.

(34:24):
Oh, spoilers. What was the trophy awarded to
Tom Riddle 4? Best looks best.
Looks most handsome. B Slimeball.
OK. Quidditch House Cup Most
Valuable Player B Special services to the school C Top
student. Defence Against the Dark Arts OK

(34:47):
or D Evilest student. D does sound pretty appealing.
I mean DI think I. Think it's going to be C or D
'cause I don't think he played Quidditch.
Or at least it's not. It's not it's not a hint of
that. He doesn't write a broom in.
No. You know, any of the movies.
He just flies, which is kind of crazy.
So what were the other two options?

(35:08):
Special services to the school? B Yeah.
Yeah. Or C.
Top student defense against the dark arts.
I think it was special services to the school for dubbing in
Hagrid. That is correct.
That's exactly right. Well done, owls.
Of deduction, I looked into my crystal ball and it's told me.

(35:30):
Wow. Yeah, that is good.
Hold on. Whoo.
Let's see how my nephew went. I thought you said in the
library. While using a camera.
Oh yeah, didn't get that one right.
Oh wowzes. OK.
In the book, Chamber of Secrets 1 is in detention and

(35:52):
accidentally vomit slugs onto a trophy that had been awarded to
Tom Riddle. What was the trophy awarded to
Tom Riddle for? A Quidditch House Cup Most
Valuable Player B Special services to the school C Top
student Defense Against the DarkArts or D Evilest Student they

(36:17):
special services to school. So good.
Tricky. He knew straight.
He did here. It is.
Oh. Good question.
That's. A good question.
Wow, like an actor being interviewed.
Wow, what a great. Question.
Really love that question. That's fantastic, Fantastic.
I don't get that question a lot,but yeah, it's a great one.

(36:38):
Yeah. So you knew that.
Very good. So at the moment you're ahead.
What can I say? What can I say?
This next question is a little bit tricky.
OK, what is Moaning Myrtle's full name?
OK, it's not Moaning Myrtle. She wasn't born.
Moaning Myrtle wasn't born. Oh no.

(36:58):
She grew into moaning. Oh, OK, Yep, go on a.
Myrtle, Elizabeth Mourne. OK.
B Myrtle Elizabeth Swann. Nice a good reference.
C Myrtle the Turtle. Wow, OK, that'd be crazy.

(37:18):
Yeah, they call that. Myrtle, Moaning Myrtle, but her
real name's. Myrtle the turtle kind of crazy
D moaning. Myrtle the Turtle.
D Myrtle Elizabeth Warren. OK, what do you think and.
What's the first one? Myrtle, Elizabeth.
Mourn. Mourn.
MOURN. MORN mourn.

(37:42):
OK, that's mourning, but different to mourning.
OK, MOURN. OK.
And the last one, Warren? Warren, Myrtle.
Elizabeth Warren. Oh, I don't know, Mourn does
sound like something that would be in the Harry Potter universe,
so I do. I'm kind of leaning towards a

(38:03):
but I'm going to go with Warren.You're.
Going to go with Warren. Yeah, Warren is correct.
Well done. Oh God.
That's good. Now that's, I don't even think
that's in the book. So I kind of like kind of
troubles you a little bit because I don't think it's in
the book, but you gotta do a bitof deep diving for that.
Yeah. You know, you love Harry Potter.
This is a Harry Potter. Question and I just knew and I

(38:24):
and I just had a good feeling, you know, just.
Let's see what my nephew said. Question 4.
What is Moaning Myrtle's full name?
A Myrtle Elizabeth Mourn B Myrtle Elizabeth Swann, C Myrtle
the Turtle or D Myrtle ElizabethWarren?

(38:47):
I can't remember. Yeah.
But even said that in. The book in the book.
He knows he's like, that's not even the information Privy to
the reader. He's.
All over and all over, D-Day is correct.
Yeah. Well done.

(39:07):
I thought that one is tricky. I don't even think it says it in
the book, but I think it's like a, you know, do a bit of
research about Harry Potter, puthim on would have got that one.
I thought like. What he said in the second one.
No, no. Is that what she says?
That's her full name. That's.
What she says it is. Wow, pretty good.
That's impressive. Pretty good.

(39:28):
Good guess by the young wizard. He he is growing up to be a very
promising, very promising wizard, isn't he?
Yes, I think he would be. I think he prefers Gryffindor as
his house as well. So very brave young man.
Very brave. Yes, yes indeed.
I'm more of a swivel man. You want a swivel guy, right?
This next question, Final question.

(39:50):
At the moment you're 3 from 4 and and my nephew is also 3 from
4. No, he's not.
Is he not? I've got all of them correct.
I said, what did I say? I got all of them.
You're 4 from 4 and. He's 3 from 4.
And he's 3 from 4:00, so this one could tie his up.
Or you could take the lead strongly.
Let's find out. In the book Harry Potter and the

(40:12):
Chamber of Secrets, Ron and Harry drink Poly juice potion to
turn themselves into crab and Goyle.
OK, Yeah, they do, They do. That's true.
But to gain access to the Slytherin common room, they need
the password. What is the password for the
Slytherin Common Room? OK, all right, all right.

(40:33):
OK. What are the options?
A I'm not going to get this filthy mud blood crazy.
Maybe I will get it B Pure bloodC.
Saya CF That's. Pretty good.
D aspiration, Aspiration. You're going with D aspiration?
Yeah, that is incorrect. What?

(40:55):
It's pure blood. Everyone in Slytherin cannot be
a pure blood. Apparently that is not that is
impossible. Apparently.
That's they literally the well, Lucy's mouth.
The mouth was like one of the. Only need to be a pure.
Blood to get into, but that's a fucking insane thing.
That's like having like, I don'tknow, the N word as the past or

(41:16):
something like that, The password and then everyone's got
to say it. Imagine, imagine it was filthy.
They are evil people, aren't they?
Who set them up? Imagine it was filthy mud blood.
Put them all in Azkaban before they even.
Graduate. That's mental.
It's bad. OK all.
Right. Fair enough.
You got that one wrong. Yeah.
All right. Let's see.
Personally, I think JK Rowling was wrong for that, but.

(41:37):
I mean, it's fine. That's fair.
Whatever. Wrong for a lot of things.
Let's see what my nephew said inthe book Harry Potter and the
Chamber of Secrets. Ron and Harry drink Poly juice
potion to turn turn themselves into crab and goil.
But to gain access to the Slytherin common room they need
the password. What is the password for the

(41:58):
Slytherin common room? Mudblood A Filthy Mudblood B.
Pureblood C it. Is no straightaway.
Or D aspiration. Pure.
Blood, pure blood is correct. Well done.

(42:20):
Impressive. Only one wrong.
Only one wrong. Me.
Too, Yeah. So you got 4 out of five?
It's pretty good. Not bad, pretty good.
Happy with that? Yeah.
He was literally out the door asI was like, you're happy, You're
happy with that? And he's like, yeah, sorry
buddy, I've done my quiz. Yeah.
Wow. Minecraft from the.
TV OK, so yeah, you were just being a terrible.

(42:42):
I was just annoying taking. Away from that Minecraft.
Wow, that was good. So we tied up on that one.
Four out of five for both years.That's pretty muddy.
Good. Yeah, yeah, it's quite a quite
the challenge. Harder questions this way?
I thought so. Some.
Yeah. Yeah, they were.
They're harder. Try to keep it somewhat.
You know damn nice. Well, keep an eye on that
wizard. Yeah, he's a little bit too

(43:03):
smart, I think. Yes, indeed.
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(43:25):
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