Bruce Campbell, Bad Band Names & Brain-Dead Movie Moments

This week on The World According to Dick Buttons, the chainsaw is revved and the sarcasm is loaded as we put the Actor Spotlight on the king of cult cool himself—Bruce Campbell. From Evil Dead to Burn Notice, we break down what makes Bruce the grooviest actor alive.

Then it's time to stir the pot with two top 5 lists sure to spark debate: The Top 5 Worst Band Names (we're looking at you, Hoobastank) and Top 5 Movie Scenes That Made No Sense (cue the head-scratchers and plot-hole acrobatics).

In our nostalgic "Remember This?" segment, we chase the jingle down memory lane as we talk Ice Cream Trucks—the joy, the mystery, and the sketchiness.

Then buckle up for a no-holds-barred Dick Buttons RANT-A-PALOOZA, tearing into:

• LOUD RESTAURANTS (Are we eating or screaming?)

• LAZY SONGWRITING (Stop rhyming "fire" with "desire")

• ALL-YOU-CAN-EAT SCAMS (Read the fine print, suckers)

• OVERPRICED ARTISANAL COCKTAILS (Why is there rosemary in my gin?)

• SMUG PEOPLE (You’re not better than us)

• And the ultimate truth bomb: FIX YOUR OWN SHIT (Plumbing and emotional)

It’s loud, it’s honest, it’s hilarious—and it's definitely not for the faint of heart.