"Slurpees, Standups & Streaming Shenanigans, NBA and Top 5's"

it’s Season 3, Episode 5, and today we’re serving a full buffet of bold opinions, conspiracy theories, and unsung heroes.

Here’s what’s on the plate:

• First up — Is 7-Eleven the biggest hustle on the corner? I got a full-blown RANT coming about prices, shrinkflation, and why your Big Gulp might be robbing you blind.

• Then we flip the script with the Top 5 Comedians of All Time — legends only, laughs guaranteed.

• After that — Is the NBA fixed? For ratings? Commercial money? Legacy narratives? We’re going full tinfoil hat.

• And for the pirates and pop culture rebels out there — Streaming movies and shows on apps like KODI… illegal? Immoral? Or just smart?

• Finally, we close it out with Top 5 Character Actors of All Time — those legendary faces you’ve seen in everything, even if you don’t know their names.

So pour yourself something strong, grab your snack of choice — preferably not from 7-Eleven — and let’s dive into another unapologetically unfiltered episode of The World According to Dick Buttons."