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Brew OK wait everybody stop whatever you're doing close your
Sims 4 put your snacks down because yeti's got TE and it is
literally scalding. We're talking about K SU.
Yes K SU AKA Florida rapper who is always in courtrooms like
it's his day job AKA why are youmaking that face in every mug
shot? Please Sir, stop.
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So this man literally just got found guilty of murder.
Big Yikes. Like not slight L but crashed
the entire server L. And what does Kasu do?
Does he sulk? No, does he pull a classic
influencer? I'm going to grow and learn from
this apology bot speech. No, my man gets on the prison
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phone and delivers the most unhinged.
Nah, I'm still that guy's speechsince Kanye's.
Imma let you finish brah. I watched the video like it was
the last episode of a Netflix true crime docu series and all I
could think was how are you still gassing yourself up like
you're wearing an orange jumpsuit, literally locked up,
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and still acting like you just dropped the hottest mixtape of
the summer, Unbreakable Mindset or straight up delusion?
Jury's out, no pun intended. And don't you love how he always
has something wild to say? He's like, you know what?
I'm not going to let a little thing like a murder verdict slow
my hustle. OK, motivational speaker Next up
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on Ted Talks Manifesting freedomfrom prison.
Low key, this is what happens when people watch too many
Andrew Tate Tik Toks. Suddenly everybody's got main
character syndrome, even when you're literally the villain in
your own story. Like you cannot finesse a jury.
You can't charisma your way out of homicide, bestie.
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Sorry, this isn't among us. Nobody's voting to skip.
And can we talk about how peoplein the comments are acting like
he's about to drop an album called Convicted Flow or some
wild stuff? Free sue.
Free him for what? Bro?
He's not trapped in a Target dressing room.
He's facing time. That's different.
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Yes, I saw the fans melting downsomewhere.
His SoundCloud numbers are skyrocketing and the playlist is
called Jail Time Bangers. Unfathomable.
I literally saw one girl write he's innocent until proven
guilty. Ma'am the jury went he did that
and still y'all have faith like you're watching an anime
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redemption arc. The delusion is contagious.
I need a mask. Imagine being in court and the
judge is like you have anything to say before sentencing and you
try to hit them with shout out to my haters I'm still shining.
Y'all pray for my comeback tour.Bro, this isn't your Instagram
live. This is the actual legal system.
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This isn't the principal's office, it's prison.
He's about to collect more LS than a vape shop at a high
school dance. And don't even get me started on
his facial expressions. Why does he always look like he
just smelled someone microwavingfish in the office break room?
Why so much drama? Like Sir, this isn't a cinematic
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universe, it's court Please. But honestly you got to respect
the commitment to the bit Sue's like I refuse to break
character. I am the protagonist of my own
chaos. That's the Gen.
Z spirit persistence, shamelessness uttered delulu.
Gen. Z will see someone literally get
caught in 4K and be like I believe in you king wild world.
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So shout out to everyone out there manifesting good vibes,
hustling, avoiding literal felonies.
I see you just remember being the main character is fun until
the plot twist is a court summons and you're yelling
inspirational quotes into blockbuster quality prison
phones. Stay safe, don't be casue, and
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if you're ever in a found guiltysituation, maybe just sit down
and reflect. Or, you know, rebrand as an
inspiration speaker for people who peeked in the group chat.
Stay out of trouble. Skirt, skirt.