Surf’s Up, Royals! Meghan Markle & Prince Harry Take Archie to the Beach

The Sussexes are making waves—literally! Meghan Markle and Prince Harry were spotted hitting the California coast for Archie’s first surf lesson, bringing some royal flavor to the beach. Did Harry wipe out or hang ten? Did Meghan bring royal snacks? And is Archie the next surfing legend? Yeti’s got the inside scoop, hilarious commentary, and all the details the press wishes they had. Tap in for your daily dose of royalty, drama, and west coast vibes—only on The Yeti Show! 🏄‍♂️🌊👑

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Episode Transcript

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You're listening to the Yeti Show, the only show bold enough
to say what everyone else is scared to.
That's right, folks. Your boy is here to dish out
today's royal slayage the way only I can.
We're diving head first into a tale of surfboards, royalty, and
scandalous wetsuits. You ready for this wild ride?
We'll buckle up, y'all, because Megan and Harry are making

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waves, quite literally. So imagine this people.
Picture perfect Santa Claus beach, the sands so soft it
could lull you to sleep faster than a lullaby on Ambien.
And who do we find basking in the golden Cali sun?
Meghan Markle and Prince Harry, y'all?
Yep, the royal rebels without a cause were spotted at the beach.

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And hold up, they weren't just sitting there sipping on
cucumber water. Oh, no, they were out there
giving Archie surf lessons. Yes, ladies and gentlemen, we've
got baby Archie hitting the waves like he's about to join
the cast of Baywatch. Royal edition.
This just in. The Duke of Sussex apparently
knows his way around a surfboard.
Who would have thunk it? California's clearly rubbing off

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on Harry faster than you can saypass the avocado toast.
I mean, it's no secret they've embraced the West Coast
lifestyle so hard, they practically have palm trees
growing out of their ears. Move over, Malibu, Ken, because
Prince Harry's about to snatch that title with a right royal
surfboard. But let's not forget Meghan
Markle, Queen of Chill, rocking a sun hat like she's the new

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face of Sandals Resorts. I'm telling you, her charisma
pairs so well with surfboard wax, you'd think she's sponsored
by Neutrogena. You know what?
I bet somewhere in that British monarchy there's a royal advisor
losing hair over this. Ma'am, should we be worried
they'll start a surf school in Buckingham Palace?
What's their little one Archie up to?

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Learning to hang 10, of course. Can you imagine, kid barely out
of the nursery and already preparing to star in a surf
flick? How do you even approach that in
a family Zoom call? Hey, Gran, look, I can catch a
wave faster than the tabloids can catch us out at the beach.
Rumors swirl, Botox melts, and the Yeti keeps it real.

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Is this some new royal strategy to conquer the Californian
coastline? I mean, if they're not careful,
they're going to end up converting beach bums into royal
subjects. Next thing you know, I'll be
seeing Prince Harry on a skateboard in Santa Monica,
board shorts and a ginger swag that make Tony Hawk proud.
Folks, you got a question? Are the Royals planning

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something bigger here? Some might protest.
Oh Yeti, they're just a family enjoying beach vibes.
But come on, where's the fun in that?
I'm suspecting covert OPS of theCrown kind.
What if Archie's next move is chess on the beach?
Or, I don't know, a synchronizedswimming squad?
Let me just say, if this is whatroyal rebellion looks like, then

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sign me up for their newsletter.And with that said, ain't no
quit in the Yeti pit. Let's keep our eyes peeled, our
sunscreen applied, and stick around 'cause I promise you, the
truth gets messier. You know you can't resist
finding out what's happening next on the Yeti Show.