November 17, 2024 • 53 mins
Ever found yourself working late hours and even on holidays, only to find joy in the chilly weather while your buddy grumbles about arthritis? That's how Joe and Thee Gooch kick off this episode of Thee Talkers Podcast, Unscripted. Our unscripted banter takes us from the cozy comforts of seasonal weather preferences to the hustle of holiday work schedules. We chat about the quirks of aging, share some laughs, and even ponder how Mike Tyson's lifestyle choices have impacted his current boxing performance.
Things heat up as we question the legitimacy of a recent boxing match and Jake Paul's career in the ring. Should Jake face a real pro like Canelo, or would he have survived against a prime Tyson? Our conversation doesn't pull any punches as we discuss the intriguing 4B movement from South Korea, which encourages women to abstain from relationships with men until 2028. We dive into the socio-political dynamics of Trump's presidency, unraveling misconceptions and offering candid opinions on women's rights.
As we wrap up, we navigate the murky waters of crypto investments and political hypocrisy. The episode takes a critical look at public perceptions, media influence, and trust in figures like Donald Trump and RFK Jr. We explore societal contradictions and chat about career changes, family dynamics, and movies like Deadpool, Wolverine, and Joker. With humor and skepticism, we reflect on our personal experiences and cultural phenomena, promising an engaging and diverse listen.
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Joe (00:02):
what's up.
What's up.
What's up everybody.
What's up this.
What's up everybody, what's up?
(00:22):
This is the Talkers Podcast,Unscripted.
My name is Joe.
How's everybody doing out there?
And I got our host the Gooch.
Thee Gooch (00:34):
How's it going?
How's it going?
How's it going?
Testing, testing, good, good,good.
How's it going?
Joe (00:42):
How's it going?
Testing, testing.
Thee Gooch (00:49):
Good, good, good.
Joe (00:51):
I see you like to lick your hot dogs before you cook them.
Oh yeah, and I see your buttpicks.
Oh yes, yes, yes, it says rightthere the Gooch's butt picks.
How's it going?
Joel Mine says yours says Joeeats.
No, Joe licks his hot dogsbefore cooking them.
(01:18):
Yeah, I'm not wearing myglasses.
I can't see.
Oh really, yeah, how's.
Thee Gooch (01:22):
Oh really.
Joe (01:24):
Yeah, how's it going?
Gooch, before we start the show, I was going to say that today
is good weather.
Today is really chilly outside,it's 58 degrees.
I really like that, love it alot.
I love it.
I love it.
That was the day.
That's today.
Well, it's in the lows becausewe're it's around 7 36 right now
(01:51):
.
So, um, yeah, it's, uh, it's,it's a good, it's, it's a, it's
a good, uh, feeling, um, feelingcold, and we could be cozy
wearing our sweaters, thermalsweats, pajamas or pjs or
whatever you want to say.
Thee Gooch (02:04):
Oh, suck a fart out of my ass.
What are you talking about?
I'd rather the heat than thecold dude.
Joe (02:16):
You think so?
Thee Gooch (02:17):
Oh yeah, dude, Especially with my arthritis.
Joe (02:21):
Oh yeah, you got that.
Thee Gooch (02:22):
Oh, fuck yeah, dude, shit, suck it I forgot about
that, but I don't know.
Joe (02:31):
I just like the weather, I'd say, because it keeps me
pumped up and keeps my body warmand I get cozy.
You know, when you go to sleepyou're in the bed, you go While
you're tightening your butt yeahoh, I get it that's how you
(02:53):
know.
I'm pretty sure I'm not theonly one out there, yeah a lot
of people enjoy the cold morethan the heat.
Thee Gooch (02:59):
I rather preferably the heat like the summer times
and shit and and sleeping mychonies.
Joe (03:07):
Oh, yeah, so my day went well.
Good day at work, of course,Beautiful day.
Oh, you work today.
Yeah, I work today.
I think this week is going tobe our final working.
I mean day off, our second week, how do you call it?
Because we have two days off,right, this is going to be our
(03:31):
last one.
So starting next week, we'regoing to start working the sixth
day.
No shit, oh, because ofChristmas.
Huh, so it's going to be hecticfor Christmas and all that
stuff.
They call it peak season.
It's around the world, you know, because of the seasons, you
know everybody's ordering andit's for Christmas, blah, blah,
(03:52):
blah.
But yeah, so it was a good dayat work at Natter.
I enjoyed it, and you know Ienjoyed it because sometimes
they want you to fail, but youknow they want you to fail, but
it kind of makes you laughbecause you know you didn't fail
, you know, right, that's allright.
(04:14):
Other than that, it was good.
It was a good day.
It was a good day at work.
We got our thing done and wegot it completely, and I just
wanted to get out of there.
Thee Gooch (04:25):
Do your hours change when you go to Big Deek season?
Joe (04:34):
Yeah, they're going to start changing next week.
We're going to start at fivenow, five in the morning.
Well, it's going to be afterThanksgiving, actually, but we
work Thanksgiving.
That sucks.
Oh, you do yeah in the morning,because we go in in the morning
.
Well, it's going to be afterThanksgiving actually, but we
work Thanksgiving.
That sucks.
Oh, you do yeah in the morning,because we go in in the morning
.
So it's like what's the?
I don't know, that's what theysay.
I go.
What?
Again?
(04:54):
We got to work on Thanksgivingagain, I go.
Oh man, that sucks man.
Thee Gooch (05:01):
Well, I mean to be honest, I really don't care so
much about thanksgiving.
Joe (05:13):
It's the, christmas, is the and new year's is the one.
I really, yeah, I care about.
Thee Gooch (05:14):
You know, yeah, but the other than that I mean
thanksgiving I'm not too muchworried about that but yeah yeah
, you're right how you beendoing Gooch, I'm doing good,
busy at work, Fucking tired,Definitely feeling my age man.
Holy fuck my bones hurt.
Joe (05:31):
Oh, you feeling like Mike Tyson now?
Yeah.
Thee Gooch (05:36):
Poor Mike.
I don't know why he put himselfin that situation.
What'd you think about thefight, dude?
Joe (05:42):
To be honest, dude, I mean he was, he's already out there,
you know he's he's like, I meanhe's like eight, uh, eight years
, no, seven years older than me.
I'm 51, oh shit.
Oh, I mean, I think because hepartied too much, he, he did a
lot of what's going on, you knowwhat I'm saying and it kind of
(06:05):
it kind of affected him in thelong run.
You know, he started getting tothat age already, you know I
mean considering, yeah, he's 58.
Thee Gooch (06:12):
he looked good when he was, you know, sparring and
training and you know he lookedreally good.
So I was like confident, holyshit, 58.
But then when it came down tothe event, it's like okay, yeah,
I was thinking you know like myfucking thoughts.
All to the event, it's likeokay, yeah, I was thinking you
know like my fucking thoughts,all right, the eighth round,
he's going to fucking wake up.
He's going to put this fool tosleep.
Nothing, dude.
He fucked around with hismouthpiece.
(06:34):
Yeah, for a fucking time.
Joe (06:36):
Yeah, I think he was biting the glove.
I don't know if you noticed it.
He was biting it.
Is that what he was doing?
Yeah, he was biting his glove,did he ever explain why?
Well, because he said he had anurge of biting.
Oh really, yeah, because theydid ask him.
Oh shit, stuff like that, yeah,and I was like, oh my gosh dude
(06:59):
.
But I don't know if you want totalk about your day or you just
want to move along or what?
Thee Gooch (07:05):
Yeah, let's move along, nobody cares about me.
Joe (07:07):
Yeah, okay, my days, my days are he's tired, but like,
uh, what was, what was pissingme off?
I'm, and then it goes.
I think everybody's feeling ittoo, because, um, I was all
watching it.
Oh fuck yeah, five o'clock,yeah I'm gonna be watching it,
right, yeah?
yeah, I'm gonna let be watchingit, right, yeah?
Yeah, I wish I had a beerbecause I didn't drink, because
(07:29):
I had to go to work in the nextmorning.
So I got fucking, I'm justgoing to watch it all like that,
but no.
And then after that it startedlagging it, dude, like fuck.
I thought it was just onelittle thing.
It's going to fucking be doneand that's it.
Oh, it's just a littletemporary shit, no, but he's
been doing it the whole fuckingnight, dude, lagging it.
(07:49):
You could see 20%, 30%, 40%.
And when it hit the 90, I gocome on fucking 100.
Come on fucking 100.
Come on 100.
No, it did it, just froze, noshit.
And then I thought it was justokay, that one thing.
Then I go Let me fucking exitit out, let me Cancel it, let me
(08:13):
reboot it again and put it onback to Netflix.
So I did that.
So then I put it on Resume live.
So I put resume live and youknow what it does it throws me
back to the beginning Of thefucking shit.
I don't know if it was myinternet.
I was thinking my internet.
I was already gonna fuckingthrow my remote control to the
fucking TV.
(08:33):
Dude, I'm gonna bust like anElvis, but just throwing the
remote to the TV good thing youdon't have no guns.
I don't imagine, bam.
I was going to shoot thefucking TV, but then I go oh,
fuck it, what the fuck I'm herewatching.
(08:53):
I thought it was a new thingagain and a new life.
No, it threw me all the wayback to the fucking beginning.
Oh fuck.
Thee Gooch (09:02):
Did you fast forward it to the live?
Joe (09:05):
I was trying to fast forward it.
I did you fast forward it tothe live.
I was trying to fast forward it.
Didn't fast forward it either.
But and then I had a what itsays the main box is the main
box in netflix.
It says resume, live.
But there's another box in thebottom says live, and there's
like two boxes.
I go what the fuck?
What they go like they'refucking with everybody today.
So I just like, oh my gosh dude, I just fucking turned off this
(09:26):
TV in my living room and it wasonce in my room, it was good on
that.
Thee Gooch (09:31):
Yeah, because it was happening to millions of
subscribers.
It was happening to everybody.
Dude, it didn't happen when youwere telling me about it, when
you were texting me last night.
It wasn't happening to my TV.
But once the Mike Tyson wentwent on, it was lagging, it was
getting.
Fucking netflix wasn't preparedfor that many fucking people to
be watching a live show.
Joe (09:53):
Um, and it was a lot of people watching it right yeah,
millions were watching.
Thee Gooch (09:57):
Yeah, so the servers were giving out.
You know they weren't prepared,so get your shit together.
Joe (10:02):
Netflix yeah, no shit that's true, but I don't know,
he was just uh, he was justtired dude, he was just winded
out already, but, um, I don'tknow.
To me, I think it was just anact.
All that shit was an act yeah,yeah, possibility.
Thee Gooch (10:23):
I mean, yeah, he's old.
I mean why is a 27-year-oldbragging about beating up?
I mean, don't get me wrong.
I respect Jake Paul's views andlife and political views or
whatever.
I really respect him for that.
But this shit right here withMike Tyson, I don't know man,
it's just he's old.
Joe (10:42):
Don't you think it was just a?
Don't you think it was justlike a, just to give him
publicity?
Yeah.
Thee Gooch (10:48):
Make him more.
Joe (10:49):
Give him clout and shit like that, oh yeah.
Thee Gooch (10:51):
Oh yeah, you know, to boost him up, to boost him up
, boost him.
Yeah, it's Mike Tyson.
He's my favorite boxer.
Joe (10:57):
Nintendo remember Punch-Out , yeah, Punch-Out, and they were
.
They're comparisoning the Glassof Joy with him.
Huh, yeah that show was funny,dude, it was pretty funny, it
was all spot on huh.
Yeah, yeah.
Thee Gooch (11:12):
But I mean he was old, it was an okay fight.
You know the prelims, thefights before it were better.
Joe (11:17):
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Thee Gooch (11:18):
The one, uh, the one girl that lost, they stole that
lost they stole that fuckingfight from her.
They did.
They robbed her.
They robbed her, fucking blinddude.
Joe (11:29):
Because it was straight out that she was just headbutting
yeah she fucking outpunched herKate.
Thee Gooch (11:36):
she what's her name?
Amanda Outpunched.
Joe (11:38):
Kate.
Thee Gooch (11:39):
Right, amanda outpunched Kate by fucking 100
punches, dude, and then shestill lost.
That's fucking horse shit.
Joe (11:48):
I think it was in the first round.
She gave her a big fucking jaband she fucking that's the.
Thee Gooch (11:54):
Thing.
Joe (11:54):
It didn't make sense yeah.
Thee Gooch (11:57):
We're huge boxing fans because our family, our
dad's side, loves it, we did it,whatever.
Yeah, dude, it just goes toshow that boxing can be fixed.
And the whole Jake Paul thinghe needs to fight real boxers.
You know who did he fight?
Who was a real boxer, an actualboxer?
(12:20):
I forgot.
Joe (12:22):
Was it Tyson Fury?
I think it might have been.
Thee Gooch (12:25):
Tyson Fury or Mike Fury, anyways.
Well, he fought a real boxerand he beat him up.
He was a real boxer.
So if Jake wants to be a realboxer, like an actual career
boxer, and claim to be the best,I think he needs to go pound
for pound with real boxers.
Joe (12:43):
Well, he was was calling Canelo If he wants to fight with
him.
Thee Gooch (12:49):
Now the big question is Is that In Mike Tyson's
prime, when Mike Tyson was youngand he was fucking Beating up
guys in the first round,knocking them out first round,
do you think Jake Paul wouldhave Lasted?
Joe (13:04):
No, because you know why.
If you see the previous videosof Mike Tyson fighting, they
were tall.
All taller than him, and nowMike Tyson just knocked him out
with his power uppercut.
Thee Gooch (13:21):
I want to get punched in the face by Mike
Tyson.
One of these days I want to getpunched in the face by Mike
Tyson one of these days, thatshit huh.
Maybe it'll straighten me out.
Joe (13:35):
To improve your screw.
Thee Gooch (13:38):
Yeah, knock that, screw back into that.
Joe (13:41):
Yeah there you go.
So what do you have today, dude?
What do you have to give ustoday?
What do you have to share?
Thee Gooch (13:48):
Oh, my God, it's my turn.
There's a new movement.
Well, it's not actually new,but here in America it's new.
It's a 4B movement.
I don't know if you heard aboutit, joseph 4B movement.
Yeah, the origin of the 4Bmovement was actually created in
South Korea.
(14:09):
Fuck, I forgot what year it was, but it's up there, okay.
Well, anyways, after DonaldTrump won the election, the
fucking far leftist, thesefucking whack jobs.
Women not all women are whackjobs, don't get me wrong.
Okay.
But these women are in a 4Bmovement, which means no to men,
(14:35):
no to sex.
Oh my gosh, hold on.
Okay, give me a second Wow.
Oh, okay, Give me a second Wow.
So no to marrying men, no togiving birth, no to dating men
and no sex with men.
Okay, well, that kind of clearsit up.
(14:56):
Because no sex with men.
They probably can have sex withwomen, right, big old fucking,
black dildos and shit, right, orblack fists or whatever however
, or champagne bottles orchampagne bottle yeah, baseball
bats, whatever these women areinto.
Or maybe a donkey for you, or afucking donkey, good for you.
Yeah, you, you get them.
(15:21):
Get them, while the getting isgood, you know what I'm saying
so.
the whole movement is they'redoing this from now, after
Donald Trump won the election,up until 2028, with no men, no
sex, none of this shit.
Right because they want nothing, because they think that this
(15:44):
is the whack job for our lefts.
They think that they're goingto lose rights when Donald Trump
is actually in office.
But what these idiots don'trealize is that Donald Trump was
already president.
What rights did they lose?
Period.
My whole fucking point is tosay listen, listen, let's be
(16:07):
real for a second.
all right, women like wake up tothe reality.
Right, wake up to the reality.
Women are shaving their heads,they're wearing blue face masks
and they're wearing blue uhbracelets.
So they can identify each otherReally.
Yeah, so they can identify the4B movement.
(16:27):
Listen, let's just take a stepback, okay, and I'm going to say
this because I've seen it in mylifetime.
I'm 48 years old and I've seena lot, you know.
We've seen a lot, you know.
And this is no offense to thebeautiful women out there.
Okay, I love women.
I try to respect.
(16:48):
Oh, do you love women so much?
Yeah, I love them so and, likeI said, I've seen this in my
lifetime women are just as badas men with sex and they need to
realize it because, out of thisfour b movement coming come on,
yeah, yeah, let's be real nosex until 28, uh, 2028 she's.
(17:13):
You know what I'm saying?
Joe (17:14):
it's like oh, that ain't gonna happen, that's impossible
no and no offense to women.
Thee Gooch (17:20):
Like I said, no offense.
They're just as bad as men whenit comes to sex.
I bet you they're getting facefucked right now.
We don't.
You know what I'm saying.
It's like, let's be real,that's true.
I mean, it's just more power tothem.
That's their freedom.
They want to have this movement.
They think they're going tolose rights.
It's fucking stupid.
Joe (17:42):
Oh, I mean, the question is how they're going to lose
rights, I mean, what way?
I mean they have their goodrights, they have everything you
know it's because it all.
Thee Gooch (17:50):
It all pertains to the role versus Wade, right,
when Donald Trump took it off ofthe Supreme Court, decided to
take it off the federal controland leave it up to the states to
decide if an abortion isnecessary for women or not.
That's what this whole shit'sabout, okay?
So now, why the fuck do thesewomen want?
(18:12):
Why do these women want thefederal government to control
whether or not they're able tohave abortions?
Let the states decide.
If you get raped, you're goingto get raped and you get
pregnant, fuck yeah.
If you feel like you need toabort it, abort it.
You know.
If you feel, or if incest, likeif, yeah, like if I got you
(18:35):
pregnant, though, right, andI'll be, like, you know, a butt
baby comes out, right, you knowOkay.
Joe (18:43):
You're going to have the right to abort it, right?
Thee Gooch (18:44):
Yeah.
Joe (18:45):
Well, it's because, like it's the feeling that you don't,
it doesn't feel right.
Right, it doesn't feel right.
When a girl gets raped and shegets pregnant, you think she's
going to feel right Having ababy.
Thee Gooch (19:00):
It's not consensual.
Joe (19:01):
It wasn't consensual sex.
It's quite obvious.
A woman's not going to feelright.
Thee Gooch (19:08):
And then these women think that they won't be able
to abort because it's no longerunder the federal government.
It doesn't fucking matterwhether it's federal government,
the state it's under your state, you could still have an
abortion.
You're not being taken fromthat.
It's stupid.
Why do they think that Are?
Joe (19:27):
you weird.
I mean You're not being takenfrom that.
Yeah yeah, it's stupid.
Why did they think that?
Really weird, I mean.
Thee Gooch (19:32):
I mean let's get back to the but baby but he's
going to be a little littlestinker, huh Little little,
little poopoo head.
Joe (19:49):
Um yeah, but that's funny.
I mean, why would they want tothink, why are they thinking
that they're going to lose theirrights when Donald Trump?
It's just, it's just paranoiadude.
Thee Gooch (19:58):
Yeah, they listen to CNN, the media, msnbc, you know
all these.
But listen, you guys want to dothat.
4b, no sex, no men, bullshit.
More power to you, but I'mtelling you right now, you guys
are having sex, no matter what,whether it's male or fucking
female, it's sex.
Sex is fucking sex.
Even sex with yourself, right?
Yeah, I had sex with myself theother day.
You got pretty brutal.
Joe (20:21):
Oh my gosh, oh boy.
Thee Gooch (20:31):
Yeah.
So more power to you, to thewomen, the women you know hey,
that's what you want to do, gofor it.
Joe (20:33):
Just don't bullshit a bullshitter, because we all know
you're gonna have sex yeah,yeah you know, come on now it's
gonna become a thing now, likeit's gonna be those pronouns
thing now, yeah, yeah it's oneof that shit oh.
Thee Gooch (20:46):
Like come on, I start foaming at the mouth.
Two days without sexting.
I don't know how you fuckers doit, but two days I start
foaming at the mouth.
Joe (20:54):
That's fucking crazy.
That's wild, really wild.
Thee Gooch (21:00):
So cut the bullshit, be honest to yourself.
You know, I don't know it'scontroversial.
Joe (21:06):
Fuck them.
But you were mentioning aboutHoward Stern.
I mean not Howard Stern, I meanwhen you were coming about,
Donald Trump.
And now what's her name?
Whoopi Goldberg, that makes allthis shit.
You got Tom Hanks leaving outof the country.
(21:27):
Leaving what?
Canada?
I think so.
Thee Gooch (21:31):
Yeah, I mean why.
You know I see you leaving thestate.
We have a lot of celebrities.
What's his name?
Mark Wahlberg left Californiafor Vegas because he feels like
it's safer.
You got other celebritiesMoving out because of a
president like Donald Trump.
(21:51):
It blows my fucking mind,because everybody loved him.
He helped every politician.
He donated to both parties,Republican and Democrat but as
soon as he ran for president andhe won, everybody turned on him
.
That's true, Everybody.
Because he was that's fuckingweird.
Joe (22:16):
Everything's fucking Getting weird, dude.
Everything's all fucking weird.
Everybody's getting all weird.
I mean I think he's gonna.
Like I said again, I think he'sgonna.
I mean, like I said again, Iwant to repeat myself again, I'm
not into politics, but I thinkI think he will do good for the
country.
Thee Gooch (22:38):
He will, we'll see.
Joe (22:42):
I mean if someone's against somebody and someone doesn't
like that person, I mean there'ssomething that they're hiding.
I mean they're hiding something.
Thee Gooch (22:50):
Yeah, and here's another stupid shit from society
.
Raj, everybody's fucking in anuproar because RFK Jr, robert F
Kennedy Jr, right Jr, this isRobert Kennedy's son Son.
Okay, donald Trump appointedhim for the health food shit
Like the foods right For America.
He's going to take control ofthe FDA, I think, and all the
(23:13):
chemicals are going to the food.
Joe (23:14):
And all that stuff and you watch the news.
Thee Gooch (23:18):
You watch the news, right, and you say well, what
does Robert F Kennedy know aboutthe food industry?
He's not a scientist, he's nota doctor.
You know what's so fuckinghypocritical about that.
Everybody, all these fuckingleftist democrats have a problem
with robert f kennedy being inthat position, but they're, but
they're willing to eat all ofbill gates's food.
And who is bill gates?
(23:40):
He's a creator of a fuckingsoftware who has no background
in in science.
No background in food inscience, no background in food.
But everybody's okay witheating his genetically enhanced
watermelons, avocados, grapeswith no seeds in them.
Everybody's okay with that.
Cancer causing fruits, right,cause we don't know.
(24:01):
Homemade meat, right?
That's what you mean.
Yeah, he has absolutely noScientific Education, but
everybody's okay with that.
Oh my gosh, fucking stupid,fucking Democrats, fucking
Democrats.
Joe (24:20):
Hypocrites.
Thee Gooch (24:21):
And some Republicans yeah, there's some.
Joe (24:25):
That's true.
There's some in the mix too.
There's some Republicans thatare against.
Get me wrong.
Yeah, that's true.
There's some in the mix too.
Right, Because there's someRepublicans that are against
Donald Trump too.
Thee Gooch (24:30):
Oh yeah.
Joe (24:34):
We'll just leave it like that.
We'll just, we'll see whathappens next year.
But you know what?
There's a lot going on on thestock, a lot of things going up.
I don't know if we know about,like the XR, xr, what is it?
Xrl I forget what it is the.
Bitcoin and what else?
(24:56):
The Doge, oh yeah.
Elon Musk so there's a lot ofpeople investing, investing,
investing I sound like MikeTyson Investing, investing.
I mean, I really got involvedwith it already.
Thee Gooch (25:13):
Who'd you invest in?
Joe (25:15):
All of them Crypto Hold on.
Let me see Investing.
They say that to go right nowto XRP right now, it wasn't a
sheep, I'm into sheep.
Right now to XRP right now, itwasn't a and SHIB, I'm into SHIB
right now.
They say, if it's red and it'sgoing down, that's when you put
your money in.
Thee Gooch (25:35):
Yeah, because it'll skyrocket.
Joe (25:37):
Yeah, and then if it goes up, you get the interest Right
now.
When they said that about theXRP, they said to jump on that,
miranda, because right now, whenthey said that about the XRP,
they said to jump on thatbecause right now, let me check
it out.
Thee Gooch (25:51):
Yeah, because Dogecoin Elon Musk yeah, he owns
that one.
And when Donald Trump selectedhim for I forget what it's like
it fucking skyrocketed dude.
Joe (26:04):
It's like every time Elon Musk mentions something, he goes
up, you know what I'm saying.
Thee Gooch (26:10):
I go up too every time Elon Musk says something.
Joe (26:14):
Oh shit but um but um.
Yeah.
So I got Sheeb XRP.
I got Etheren Doge Bitcoin andPepe.
I got SHIB XRP.
I got Etheren Doge Bitcoin andPepe.
How about?
Thee Gooch (26:33):
it.
I have Dogecoin.
Joe (26:35):
You have Dogecoin.
Thee Gooch (26:35):
Yeah, I do have that one.
I've had it for roughly almostthree years.
Joe (26:40):
I haven't touched it.
They say not to touch it.
Thee Gooch (26:43):
Yeah, I'll have to check on it.
It's been a couple, a fewmonths since I've checked on it.
Joe (26:48):
Because they say that most people what they do is, when
they see it go down, they sell,they sell.
They say that just to hold it,because you just hold it till it
increases to the years.
Thee Gooch (27:01):
Well remember when Elon Musk came out on SNL Mm-hmm
.
What was it Two or three yearsago, that's.
Joe (27:06):
That's when I've had it oh, that's when you had it.
Yeah, I didn't even know youwere investing that.
Thee Gooch (27:13):
I don't know fuck you, never know I probably have
150k in that motherfucker rightnow.
Joe (27:18):
I mean, like right now, bitcoins, right now it's about
90,000 right now, dude, oh shit,but it's about, let's see,
$90,000 right now dude oh shit.
It's dropping and the SHIB rightnow is in a low, so I already
put $10 on it.
I mean it's not much, but itsays that keep adding.
(27:40):
It's like they say that do notput your money in the bank,
invest it in there.
It's like invest in there.
It's like invest in there.
It's like your money's savedright there because it's
increasing.
Yeah, and I just heard on Ithink it was in Google.
You know how they say GoogleNews.
Yeah, that Chase my bank.
Okay, GP Morgan.
(28:01):
They said that I'm thinking ina week, I think about this week.
Actually, they said thatthey're going to cut down the.
You know when you get yourmoney increases every month
Right right.
They're going to cut down, Ithink 4%.
Thee Gooch (28:15):
Oh shit.
Joe (28:15):
Now we're going to get 2%, you know.
So I go fuck Shit.
They're going to take money andI'm going to get too much rate
on my.
Thee Gooch (28:26):
Right, you know what I'm saying, right.
Joe (28:28):
Right, so I go fuck, I just have to deal with them.
You know because?
Is that only?
Thee Gooch (28:34):
JP Morgan or JP Morgan.
Is it different banks doing thesame shit too?
Just JP Morgan Chase.
How come you don't look intogetting another bank account?
Joe (28:44):
I was thinking going to Wells Fargo's.
Thee Gooch (28:47):
Yeah, wells Fargo has been good to me, aside from
somebody hacking my accountthree times since I've been with
Wells Fargo.
But they recovered my money thenext day.
I think one of the last times Ihad to close my account because
(29:13):
somebody I don't know whosomebody had my account and was
fucking.
They drew out a few hundreddollars.
Oh no shit.
I think in Mississippi.
All the way over there I don'tknow how the fuck they did it,
dude, Because I don't likebuying shit online.
If I buy shit online, I'm usingeither Apple Pay or I won't put
my debit card straight up onthe fucking.
(29:33):
You know, when you're ordering,I'm going to go through a
second party.
You know PayPal or Apple Pay,yeah.
But yeah, dude, somebody got myaccount and I think it was like
almost 400 bucks.
Oh, shit.
Someone was ordering food,commissary, for a prisoner in
Mississippi.
Oh fuck, no way.
Yeah, oh shit, yeah.
(29:55):
But then, like I said, wellsFargo has been good to me.
They recovered it.
You know, the following daythey put that money back in and
they caught.
Joe (30:01):
They alert you right.
Thee Gooch (30:07):
Yeah, no, actually they didn't, Because I was
trying to use my card or someshit and it was declining.
Because when somethingsuspicious like that happens,
they're supposed to alert me,which they do on the app, but I
don't have my alerts on.
They shut down the account.
Joe (30:20):
Yeah, because when you go out of state right.
That's when they looksuspicious on that shit.
Thee Gooch (30:26):
Yeah, so like right now, I use my card, obviously in
Wyoming, but once I go toCalifornia and I use it over
there, I'll get an alert.
Joe (30:34):
Yeah, chase does that real good.
Once I go like out of state,like the other time I went to
Las Vegas, once I used that card, they alerted me on my text.
So I had to call my bank andsay, yeah, it's me, you shit
yeah.
But yeah, dude, other than that, I mean very interesting days
(30:57):
are.
That's what's happening.
You should know.
Thee Gooch (31:00):
Are you guys doing like a turkey for Thanksgiving?
Joe (31:03):
I don't know, you know what ?
They haven't told me anything,but I'm pretty sure we are.
Thee Gooch (31:08):
I'll be your turkey.
I'll be your turkey.
Joe (31:12):
Be my turkey.
Thee Gooch (31:13):
I'll lay down on the table with the apple in my
mouth.
Joe (31:16):
Yeah, baby yeah, but I don't know, dude.
It would be pointless for me,dude, to have Thanksgiving,
because I gotta know I got to goto work, you know like.
Thee Gooch (31:29):
What about the sexy pants and fucking?
Joe (31:31):
Yeah, they're going to do.
Yeah, they're going to do.
I think they might do aThanksgiving dinner.
I'm not sure they haven't saidanything yet, but I bought one
of those deep fires fryers ohyou did, yeah.
Thee Gooch (31:45):
One of those deep fryers, oh you did.
Yeah.
The real big ones where you putthe turkey in the oil and you
fry it.
Yeah, I bought one of those.
It's a big one, yeah, it'spretty big Jeez, I got one of
those.
I just need the turkey now andoil.
That's all you need.
Joe (32:02):
Yeah, because for me, I'm going to eat and I'm going to go
to's like I'm gonna eat and I'mgonna go to sleep, because I'm
gonna wake up at around fucking4 o'clock in the morning or 2
o'clock in the morning to wakeup to go to work.
Thee Gooch (32:14):
God damn, hey, you know LB's gonna.
He applied at Walmart, oh hedid.
Yeah, I don't know if they'regonna get him or not.
Joe (32:24):
I don't know yet.
They'll get him, they'll.
I don't know yet They'll gethim They'll get anyone dude?
Yeah right, Walmart, Is thatthe?
Thee Gooch (32:33):
sexy pants guy.
Joe (32:34):
Yeah, sexy pants is here.
Yeah, in his room.
Thee Gooch (32:37):
He should show his ass on the camera.
Joe (32:41):
Like he won't go in.
He won't jump in.
He's too shy, Is he?
Yeah, tell in he won't jump in.
Thee Gooch (32:46):
He's too shy.
Tell him I said what a shame.
Joe (32:50):
I'll say it when I talk to him.
He's probably watching us rightnow.
You should throw him a kiss,yeah, so.
Thee Gooch (33:03):
I don't know if this is true or not, but the boys'
mom and their side of the familythey're talking about moving to
Texas.
Oh really, yeah, even the boys.
Boys too, yeah.
Joe (33:18):
Oh shit.
Thee Gooch (33:18):
Why is that?
Because DJ wants to go tocollege in Texas and LB wants to
work out there.
I don't know, dude.
It's like what the fuck am Idoing over here then?
Joe (33:34):
Are you going to follow them?
Thee Gooch (33:37):
What the fuck am I going to do in Texas?
Joe (33:40):
Ride a horse.
Thee Gooch (33:42):
Ride a horse.
I could ride one right here.
But, I don't know.
If it does happen, what would Ido in Wyoming?
Joe (33:56):
Right, it would be meaningless dude.
Thee Gooch (34:00):
Because I'm here for the boys.
Joe (34:02):
Yeah, you're just there for your family, right?
Thee Gooch (34:04):
Right.
I'm here for the boys, Right.
So what am I'm here for theboys, Right?
So what am I doing here?
Should I sell the house and goback to LA?
Joe (34:12):
It's like well you buy the house.
Thee Gooch (34:14):
I know right.
Joe (34:15):
You buy a house for your kids.
Thee Gooch (34:18):
And they're gonna move.
Ain't that about a bitch and ahalf Jeez?
Joe (34:23):
Is it a done deal or?
Thee Gooch (34:26):
They say as soon as Her sister moves Out to Texas,
and yeah, it's a done deal, Iguess they're moving.
Joe (34:33):
But Whatever you do, do not come back to California.
Thee Gooch (34:41):
You know what?
I'll probably just go to Mexico, dude, you know, go ride a
fucking donkey in Mexicoprobably just go to Mexico, dude
.
Joe (34:48):
You know, go ride a fucking donkey in Mexico, oh jeez.
But what else was I going to?
Thee Gooch (34:57):
say yeah, it's still up in the air though.
We'll see, dude, we'll see,I'll keep you guys posted.
Fuck it.
Just stay in Wyoming, just diehere In a cold.
Joe (35:04):
Yeah, fuck it stay in Wyoming and just die here in a
cold you know, fuck it.
Work at Walmart so LB is goingto work at Walmart, did he apply
?
Thee Gooch (35:18):
yeah, he applied.
He got an interview.
I don't know if they're goingto hire him.
He hasn't had a phone call yet,but we'll see good for him.
Joe (35:26):
He gets a call and they ask for a drug.
I don't know if they do thatstill.
The last time I went over therein Wyoming and applied for
Walmart over there, I had to doa drug test.
I don't think they do thatanymore.
Thee Gooch (35:40):
Yeah, I don't know.
Joe (35:42):
I think they saw me as a Mexican.
Thee Gooch (35:46):
Hey, you want to work at Walmart, you stupid.
Come on man.
Joe (35:52):
Hey, that paisa drug test on the little trusses Might be
stealing stuff.
Thee Gooch (35:59):
Check his pockets, check his pockets, boy, you have
a lot of knives there.
Little Mexican fella, yeah, oh,you have a lot of knives there
little Mexican fella.
Joe (36:08):
Yeah, oh, my God, yeah.
But when I was over there theydrug test me.
Thee Gooch (36:13):
Yeah.
Joe (36:14):
Yeah, I don't know if they still do that here.
Thee Gooch (36:18):
I don't think they do that anymore.
I don't know.
I think the last time I gotdrug tested was for the school
district.
Joe (36:24):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, but I mean it's a lot to learn.
It's tested was for the schooldistrict, yeah, but I mean it's
a lot to learn.
It's a good process to learnall that on the Walmart retail,
to learn to talk to people andall that stuff communicating.
Thee Gooch (36:39):
When I did it.
It was fun.
You get to know a lot of peopleand shit.
I worked for that cardealership out here in Wyoming.
It was fun.
What ever happened to workedfor that car dealership out here
in Wyoming it was fun.
What happened to that?
Joe (36:50):
The car dealership thing.
Thee Gooch (36:52):
I fucking quit, you quit.
Oh, fucking A I quit.
Yeah, I didn't like this shit.
Joe (36:58):
You didn't like it no more.
Thee Gooch (37:00):
No, they demoted me and then I quit.
This ain't working out, man.
Go back to drywall.
Joe (37:08):
But you make more money when you're doing drywall right,
I make can you hear me?
Thee Gooch (37:15):
yeah that's weird.
I made, I made decent.
You know they're working at thecar dealership oh you did.
Yeah, I made decent, but I makemore now, of course work too so
that's crazy.
Joe (37:32):
Let me talk.
Talked to Benny and Remo.
Thee Gooch (37:38):
You know what?
I hope Remo's listening becauseever since he got his position
for the city I don't talk to himanymore.
No shit, huh, he doesn't callme when I call him, but you know
why?
Joe (37:50):
You know why Because he has money already.
That's why.
Thee Gooch (37:53):
No, he's my little brother and he needs to fucking
Talk to me.
But, he's probably busy, whichI need to understand.
You know, in love or some shit,I don't know.
Joe (38:09):
Love is in the air.
Love is in the air.
Thee Gooch (38:12):
Maybe I don't talk to him as much as.
Joe (38:15):
I used to Like before.
Thee Gooch (38:18):
He hasn't called either.
Once a month maybe, when I usedto talk to him every other day
or some shit.
Joe (38:29):
Okay.
Thee Gooch (38:34):
Just like my oldest.
What?
Just like my oldest.
What Just like my oldest son.
He got married and he gotmarried.
I don't even hear from him.
Joe (38:49):
There's no shit.
Thee Gooch (38:51):
Everybody's busy, I get it.
Joe (38:55):
Everybody's all.
Yeah, I was going to ask you um, have you seen them?
I saw the movie.
Uh, wolverine I mean deadpooland wolverine oh, you barely saw
it yeah, I barely saw it.
Thee Gooch (39:08):
How did you like it?
Did you like it?
It was it was good.
Joe (39:10):
It was uh.
It was very, uh, veryentertaining.
I liked it.
A part that made me laugh wasthe pretty boy, deadpool.
That was what made me laugh,because I think it was almost
like the ending of a movie.
I don't want to give nospoilers, but fuck it.
Thee Gooch (39:28):
I think it's okay.
Joe (39:30):
When he has him, he's carrying him and they're
shooting him.
He's like, oh, that shit wasfucking funny they're fucking
the joker.
Thee Gooch (39:43):
Part two is already on streaming.
Joe (39:45):
Oh is it yeah, I gotta watch it.
I gotta see how, if it's reallycheesy, cheesy or not.
Thee Gooch (39:51):
I heard it was horrible dude I heard it was but
you have to understand.
You have to watch it foryourself to understand what
makes it horrible because,according to the comic books,
this movie is dead on.
Yeah, you know what I'm saying.
According to the comic book,they just fucking ruined it.
Joe (40:08):
I don't know what the fuck yeah, yeah, I mean it says that,
um, he's not the real Joker.
That's what they said.
Thee Gooch (40:20):
Yeah, and that's the thing that really boggled my
mind, because he's not the Joker, because the Joker kills Arthur
, right yeah, in part two it'slike what the fuck?
Joe (40:28):
Yeah.
Thee Gooch (40:29):
So I do want to watch it, but I'm going to wait
until it's free, because I don'twant to pay anything.
Joe (40:32):
Oh, okay, it's not free yet .
No, it's free.
I was watching you, gotta payit.
Thee Gooch (40:37):
Yeah, you go on Prime.
You can rent it for like 14bucks, I think.
Joe (40:40):
Shit that should be fucking four bucks, yeah, but yeah, I
heard that he's, I call it.
He's pretending to be the Joker.
Yeah, yeah, because he's a bigfan of the Joker and he imitates
him and blah, blah, blah andshit like that.
Thee Gooch (41:03):
I thought part one was a badass movie.
Yeah, it was the best.
Joe (41:06):
Really good movie.
They should have kept it theway it was.
They locked it up.
Thee Gooch (41:12):
Yeah, I'm curious to see part two.
Don't get me wrong.
I just don't want to pay $14for that.
Joe (41:18):
I can buy two packs of cigarettes with that but I just
want to see what's the big fusswhy does it suck I?
Would have gone and seen it, Iwould have gone over there and
seen it.
But, like I said, I get out ofwork and that time I get home I
get tired and all that stuff.
Old man, shit.
Yeah, old man shit.
Thee Gooch (41:37):
Yeah, old man shit.
Joe (41:40):
Old man disease Fuck dude.
Thee Gooch (41:44):
I'm feeling it bad, dude.
I'm just not looking forward tomy peepee to go limp, you know.
Joe (41:52):
That's the only thing that hasn't gone away.
For the only thing that hasn'tgone away, I still have that
shit.
Fuck, you got to go to thestore.
Thee Gooch (42:01):
I still feel like I'm, 18.
Joe (42:02):
Right, I'm pretty sure you do too.
Thee Gooch (42:06):
Oh yeah, I just don't want to have those days
where oh wait, I'll be back.
I got to go to the store andget some dick lifters or upper
lifters or whatever.
Yeah, Enhancers, yeah True.
True, but um get a pump.
You know, pump your penis.
(42:28):
Let's do it all day.
Joe (42:29):
I wanted to.
Uh, last week I wanted to go tosee the Dodgers.
You know it was um Chris Taylorwas there in Montebello, ma no
shit, yeah.
And who else?
Muncie was there.
Thee Gooch (42:43):
No shit.
Joe (42:45):
And what do they charge?
They charge a lot, really, yeah, because you could assign your
bobblehead, you could sign yourbaseball or a picture or get a
photograph taken.
They charge for to have yourball signed with a signature.
It's like $169.
(43:06):
God damn, then that's not all.
But when I went I got.
When me and Benny went to theCamelback Ranch We'll see the
Dodgers play in spring training.
After the game we went to DaveBuster's.
Tommy Losoto was there.
Thee Gooch (43:25):
Oh shoot.
Joe (43:26):
I got an autographed ball with Tommy Losoto signed, but
that son of a bitch cost mefucking $300 just to get it.
Thee Gooch (43:33):
God damn.
And then he goes and he dies oh, you're watching now.
And through all goes and hedies.
Oh, you're watching now.
Joe (43:38):
And through all that he's only worth?
I think it's only worth 80bucks.
Oh my God.
Thee Gooch (43:47):
So he took you for 240 bucks 300, yeah, oh my God.
Joe (43:52):
And plus paying the baseball $35.
Thee Gooch (44:00):
At least give me the ball.
Yeah, no shit.
Joe (44:02):
At least give me the ball for free, because those
baseballs, they're authenticballs that play in the field.
They're leather.
You can smell it real Once youopen that case.
You can smell the leather ofthe ball.
Thee Gooch (44:17):
Are they bigger than the ones you would buy at
Walmart?
The baseballs they use in thefield?
Joe (44:23):
They're about the same, yeah, the same.
How do you call it?
Dianical, whatever you want tocall it.
Diameter Diameter yeah.
Thee Gooch (44:33):
Oh, you mean thrifty .
Joe (44:37):
Well, they're the same.
It's the same shit, but thematerials are different.
It's made of leather, the realone, the Rollins, it's made of
leather.
And you buy the practicebaseballs, what they call them,
when they go practice, see themhitting them every day and
they're hitting home runs whenyou're catching them and they're
(44:58):
right there practicing and yougo to like, you go to Dodger
stadium, right, I'm saying yeah,um, yeah, those are practice
baseballs.
Those are not the officialbaseballs that are playing in
the field, but the ones you goto like when you go to Dick's.
You go to Dick's, you go to thesporting goods.
(45:19):
They're like, they're like aplastic thing, right, and once
you open it, you can smell theleather on that ball, right, you
can tell the difference.
Thee Gooch (45:27):
So because I, when you do, when they do events like
that, all that shit should befree, dude, Because if it wasn't
for the fucking fans dude youknow what I'm saying they
wouldn't have a paycheck.
Joe (45:39):
They wouldn't have a paycheck, exactly Because you're
paying their tickets and allthat stuff.
That's all for them.
Thee Gooch (45:45):
Yeah.
Joe (45:46):
I mean, they should do it for free dude.
Thee Gooch (45:49):
What do they got to lose, yeah?
Joe (45:50):
I know right.
Thee Gooch (45:51):
It's like when you, when, I think, five years ago I
went to Coors Field to watch thebaseball against the Rockies,
watch the Dodgers against theRockies, and I went down, dude,
like close to the field.
At that time Cody Bellinger wasthere, right Turner.
All those guys right.
I was out calling CodyBellinger.
(46:12):
Hey Cody, oh really Over here,man, I want a signature right.
All of them Fucking.
All of them, all of themFucking stuck-ups.
Joe (46:23):
Oh yeah, mm-hmm, but you made a good point there.
They should be for free becauseall you got to do.
They should show them yourticket that you bought and a
receipt.
And show them hey, you knowwhat I paid for your ticket that
you bought and the receipt?
Hey, you know what I paid foryour ticket?
Because you're the way you are,you're a baseball player, we're
(46:46):
paying you.
So here's the receipt and theticket.
Give me something.
Thee Gooch (46:50):
Yeah, no shit, dude.
$300 for a fucking ball.
Dude, they took you on that onedude A proof of purchase.
And at that point you're thedumb one.
Joe (47:03):
Yeah, right there I got stuck around and then he was a
grouch.
He was yelling at Benny BecauseBenny was asking too much.
Thee Gooch (47:12):
Hey can I take?
Joe (47:12):
another one, one more year, one year, and Benny was like
what the man?
He is getting old.
Well, dude you gotta, he wasalways like that, Since he was
young too.
You know, he was always.
You know, when he's out in thefield You'll go argue with the
umpires and shit.
Did you guys take a picturewith him?
No, they charged for that, butBenny, he got an autograph.
(47:35):
And me the puppet.
They charge for that, but Benny, he got an autograph, me, the
the puppet.
Then walking to gig.
Can you take my ball, tell methe story For 300 bucks, the
dumbass, dummy, me Fucking 300dollars, dude fuck.
I mean, you gotta think about it, the tax and all that shit, I
(47:56):
mean.
Thee Gooch (47:58):
I buy.
I just buy stupid shit with mymoney.
Dude, right, yeah, but I don'tknow if I can spend $300 on a
ball.
Joe (48:05):
I mean because you got to see it, that's Tommy Lasorda.
He's right there.
Thee Gooch (48:09):
He's a legend, yeah.
Joe (48:10):
He's a legend.
Oh fuck, I got to get hisautograph from him.
Thee Gooch (48:14):
I don't know, tommy, I don't know, Tommy Lasura $300
.
Now, if it was Mike Tyson, yeahI would spend $300 to get a
glove sign or some shit.
Joe (48:25):
It's all like a big glove.
Thee Gooch (48:26):
Did you see his butt yesterday?
Joe (48:28):
No, I didn't see it.
Thee Gooch (48:30):
That was fucking laughing.
What the fuck, what the shit.
Joe (48:35):
Yeah, he was doing an interview, he was doing an
interview.
Thee Gooch (48:38):
He was doing an interview before the fight and
then he fucking walks away andhe's not wearing any fucking.
He's wearing his penis guardright in boxing, but in the back
it's exposed.
He's not wearing any underwearsand he walks away from the
interview and they show his butt.
That shit was fucking hilarious, dude.
Oh my gosh, oh my gosh, thatwas fucking hilarious.
(49:02):
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my
god, oh my god, oh my god, oh mygod, oh my god, oh my god, oh
my god, oh, my god, oh, my god,but um, but um, alright, guys, I
(49:28):
think this is it.
Joe (49:30):
This time is up.
Thank you for joining in andlistening.
Tuning in this will probably beI probably be published by
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Any last words for you, Gooch.
Thee Gooch (50:35):
Yeah, I have a question for the male and
females.
Would you guys last until 2028on having zero sex, just to make
a stand against the winnings ofDonald Trump?
That yeah.
Joe (50:57):
Send us your email about that or send us a message.
What do you guys think?
Send it to Thee Gooch's email.
Thee Gooch (51:06):
T-H-E-E-G-O-O-C-H 76 @ gmail.
com, and I'll tell you right nowthere's no fucking way I would
do it.
Joe (51:15):
Yeah, oh yeah.
Thee Gooch (51:17):
I'd have to cut my penis off if I want to do it.
Joe (51:21):
Oh shit, that would be a wild hot dog.
Yeah yeah, it would be likerunning around screaming and you
know, I mean dude, got tofucking organize my alright,
(51:45):
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(00:22):
This is the Talkers Podcast,Unscripted.
My name is Joe.
How's everybody doing out there?
And I got our host the Gooch.
Thee Gooch (00:34):
How's it going?
How's it going?
How's it going?
Testing, testing, good, good,good.
How's it going?
Joe (00:42):
How's it going?
Testing, testing.
Thee Gooch (00:49):
Good, good, good.
Joe (00:51):
I see you like to lick your hot dogs before you cook them.
Oh yeah, and I see your buttpicks.
Oh yes, yes, yes, it says rightthere the Gooch's butt picks.
How's it going?
Joel Mine says yours says Joeeats.
No, Joe licks his hot dogsbefore cooking them.
(01:18):
Yeah, I'm not wearing myglasses.
I can't see.
Oh really, yeah, how's.
Thee Gooch (01:22):
Oh really.
Joe (01:24):
Yeah, how's it going?
Gooch, before we start the show, I was going to say that today
is good weather.
Today is really chilly outside,it's 58 degrees.
I really like that, love it alot.
I love it.
I love it.
That was the day.
That's today.
Well, it's in the lows becausewe're it's around 7 36 right now
(01:51):
.
So, um, yeah, it's, uh, it's,it's a good, it's, it's a, it's
a good, uh, feeling, um, feelingcold, and we could be cozy
wearing our sweaters, thermalsweats, pajamas or pjs or
whatever you want to say.
Thee Gooch (02:04):
Oh, suck a fart out of my ass.
What are you talking about?
I'd rather the heat than thecold dude.
Joe (02:16):
You think so?
Thee Gooch (02:17):
Oh yeah, dude, Especially with my arthritis.
Joe (02:21):
Oh yeah, you got that.
Thee Gooch (02:22):
Oh, fuck yeah, dude, shit, suck it I forgot about
that, but I don't know.
Joe (02:31):
I just like the weather, I'd say, because it keeps me
pumped up and keeps my body warmand I get cozy.
You know, when you go to sleepyou're in the bed, you go While
you're tightening your butt yeahoh, I get it that's how you
(02:53):
know.
I'm pretty sure I'm not theonly one out there, yeah a lot
of people enjoy the cold morethan the heat.
Thee Gooch (02:59):
I rather preferably the heat like the summer times
and shit and and sleeping mychonies.
Joe (03:07):
Oh, yeah, so my day went well.
Good day at work, of course,Beautiful day.
Oh, you work today.
Yeah, I work today.
I think this week is going tobe our final working.
I mean day off, our second week, how do you call it?
Because we have two days off,right, this is going to be our
(03:31):
last one.
So starting next week, we'regoing to start working the sixth
day.
No shit, oh, because ofChristmas.
Huh, so it's going to be hecticfor Christmas and all that
stuff.
They call it peak season.
It's around the world, you know, because of the seasons, you
know everybody's ordering andit's for Christmas, blah, blah,
(03:52):
blah.
But yeah, so it was a good dayat work at Natter.
I enjoyed it, and you know Ienjoyed it because sometimes
they want you to fail, but youknow they want you to fail, but
it kind of makes you laughbecause you know you didn't fail
, you know, right, that's allright.
(04:14):
Other than that, it was good.
It was a good day.
It was a good day at work.
We got our thing done and wegot it completely, and I just
wanted to get out of there.
Thee Gooch (04:25):
Do your hours change when you go to Big Deek season?
Joe (04:34):
Yeah, they're going to start changing next week.
We're going to start at fivenow, five in the morning.
Well, it's going to be afterThanksgiving, actually, but we
work Thanksgiving.
That sucks.
Oh, you do yeah in the morning,because we go in in the morning
.
Well, it's going to be afterThanksgiving actually, but we
work Thanksgiving.
That sucks.
Oh, you do yeah in the morning,because we go in in the morning
.
So it's like what's the?
I don't know, that's what theysay.
I go.
What?
Again?
(04:54):
We got to work on Thanksgivingagain, I go.
Oh man, that sucks man.
Thee Gooch (05:01):
Well, I mean to be honest, I really don't care so
much about thanksgiving.
Joe (05:13):
It's the, christmas, is the and new year's is the one.
I really, yeah, I care about.
Thee Gooch (05:14):
You know, yeah, but the other than that I mean
thanksgiving I'm not too muchworried about that but yeah yeah
, you're right how you beendoing Gooch, I'm doing good,
busy at work, Fucking tired,Definitely feeling my age man.
Holy fuck my bones hurt.
Joe (05:31):
Oh, you feeling like Mike Tyson now?
Yeah.
Thee Gooch (05:36):
Poor Mike.
I don't know why he put himselfin that situation.
What'd you think about thefight, dude?
Joe (05:42):
To be honest, dude, I mean he was, he's already out there,
you know he's he's like, I meanhe's like eight, uh, eight years
, no, seven years older than me.
I'm 51, oh shit.
Oh, I mean, I think because hepartied too much, he, he did a
lot of what's going on, you knowwhat I'm saying and it kind of
(06:05):
it kind of affected him in thelong run.
You know, he started getting tothat age already, you know I
mean considering, yeah, he's 58.
Thee Gooch (06:12):
he looked good when he was, you know, sparring and
training and you know he lookedreally good.
So I was like confident, holyshit, 58.
But then when it came down tothe event, it's like okay, yeah,
I was thinking you know like myfucking thoughts.
All to the event, it's likeokay, yeah, I was thinking you
know like my fucking thoughts,all right, the eighth round,
he's going to fucking wake up.
He's going to put this fool tosleep.
Nothing, dude.
He fucked around with hismouthpiece.
(06:34):
Yeah, for a fucking time.
Joe (06:36):
Yeah, I think he was biting the glove.
I don't know if you noticed it.
He was biting it.
Is that what he was doing?
Yeah, he was biting his glove,did he ever explain why?
Well, because he said he had anurge of biting.
Oh really, yeah, because theydid ask him.
Oh shit, stuff like that, yeah,and I was like, oh my gosh dude
(06:59):
.
But I don't know if you want totalk about your day or you just
want to move along or what?
Thee Gooch (07:05):
Yeah, let's move along, nobody cares about me.
Joe (07:07):
Yeah, okay, my days, my days are he's tired, but like,
uh, what was, what was pissingme off?
I'm, and then it goes.
I think everybody's feeling ittoo, because, um, I was all
watching it.
Oh fuck yeah, five o'clock,yeah I'm gonna be watching it,
right, yeah?
yeah, I'm gonna let be watchingit, right, yeah?
Yeah, I wish I had a beerbecause I didn't drink, because
(07:29):
I had to go to work in the nextmorning.
So I got fucking, I'm justgoing to watch it all like that,
but no.
And then after that it startedlagging it, dude, like fuck.
I thought it was just onelittle thing.
It's going to fucking be doneand that's it.
Oh, it's just a littletemporary shit, no, but he's
been doing it the whole fuckingnight, dude, lagging it.
(07:49):
You could see 20%, 30%, 40%.
And when it hit the 90, I gocome on fucking 100.
Come on fucking 100.
Come on 100.
No, it did it, just froze, noshit.
And then I thought it was justokay, that one thing.
Then I go Let me fucking exitit out, let me Cancel it, let me
(08:13):
reboot it again and put it onback to Netflix.
So I did that.
So then I put it on Resume live.
So I put resume live and youknow what it does it throws me
back to the beginning Of thefucking shit.
I don't know if it was myinternet.
I was thinking my internet.
I was already gonna fuckingthrow my remote control to the
fucking TV.
(08:33):
Dude, I'm gonna bust like anElvis, but just throwing the
remote to the TV good thing youdon't have no guns.
I don't imagine, bam.
I was going to shoot thefucking TV, but then I go oh,
fuck it, what the fuck I'm herewatching.
(08:53):
I thought it was a new thingagain and a new life.
No, it threw me all the wayback to the fucking beginning.
Oh fuck.
Thee Gooch (09:02):
Did you fast forward it to the live?
Joe (09:05):
I was trying to fast forward it.
I did you fast forward it tothe live.
I was trying to fast forward it.
Didn't fast forward it either.
But and then I had a what itsays the main box is the main
box in netflix.
It says resume, live.
But there's another box in thebottom says live, and there's
like two boxes.
I go what the fuck?
What they go like they'refucking with everybody today.
So I just like, oh my gosh dude, I just fucking turned off this
(09:26):
TV in my living room and it wasonce in my room, it was good on
that.
Thee Gooch (09:31):
Yeah, because it was happening to millions of
subscribers.
It was happening to everybody.
Dude, it didn't happen when youwere telling me about it, when
you were texting me last night.
It wasn't happening to my TV.
But once the Mike Tyson wentwent on, it was lagging, it was
getting.
Fucking netflix wasn't preparedfor that many fucking people to
be watching a live show.
Joe (09:53):
Um, and it was a lot of people watching it right yeah,
millions were watching.
Thee Gooch (09:57):
Yeah, so the servers were giving out.
You know they weren't prepared,so get your shit together.
Joe (10:02):
Netflix yeah, no shit that's true, but I don't know,
he was just uh, he was justtired dude, he was just winded
out already, but, um, I don'tknow.
To me, I think it was just anact.
All that shit was an act yeah,yeah, possibility.
Thee Gooch (10:23):
I mean, yeah, he's old.
I mean why is a 27-year-oldbragging about beating up?
I mean, don't get me wrong.
I respect Jake Paul's views andlife and political views or
whatever.
I really respect him for that.
But this shit right here withMike Tyson, I don't know man,
it's just he's old.
Joe (10:42):
Don't you think it was just a?
Don't you think it was justlike a, just to give him
publicity?
Yeah.
Thee Gooch (10:48):
Make him more.
Joe (10:49):
Give him clout and shit like that, oh yeah.
Thee Gooch (10:51):
Oh yeah, you know, to boost him up, to boost him up
, boost him.
Yeah, it's Mike Tyson.
He's my favorite boxer.
Joe (10:57):
Nintendo remember Punch-Out , yeah, Punch-Out, and they were
.
They're comparisoning the Glassof Joy with him.
Huh, yeah that show was funny,dude, it was pretty funny, it
was all spot on huh.
Yeah, yeah.
Thee Gooch (11:12):
But I mean he was old, it was an okay fight.
You know the prelims, thefights before it were better.
Joe (11:17):
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Thee Gooch (11:18):
The one, uh, the one girl that lost, they stole that
lost they stole that fuckingfight from her.
They did.
They robbed her.
They robbed her, fucking blinddude.
Joe (11:29):
Because it was straight out that she was just headbutting
yeah she fucking outpunched herKate.
Thee Gooch (11:36):
she what's her name?
Amanda Outpunched.
Joe (11:38):
Kate.
Thee Gooch (11:39):
Right, amanda outpunched Kate by fucking 100
punches, dude, and then shestill lost.
That's fucking horse shit.
Joe (11:48):
I think it was in the first round.
She gave her a big fucking jaband she fucking that's the.
Thee Gooch (11:54):
Thing.
Joe (11:54):
It didn't make sense yeah.
Thee Gooch (11:57):
We're huge boxing fans because our family, our
dad's side, loves it, we did it,whatever.
Yeah, dude, it just goes toshow that boxing can be fixed.
And the whole Jake Paul thinghe needs to fight real boxers.
You know who did he fight?
Who was a real boxer, an actualboxer?
(12:20):
I forgot.
Joe (12:22):
Was it Tyson Fury?
I think it might have been.
Thee Gooch (12:25):
Tyson Fury or Mike Fury, anyways.
Well, he fought a real boxerand he beat him up.
He was a real boxer.
So if Jake wants to be a realboxer, like an actual career
boxer, and claim to be the best,I think he needs to go pound
for pound with real boxers.
Joe (12:43):
Well, he was was calling Canelo If he wants to fight with
him.
Thee Gooch (12:49):
Now the big question is Is that In Mike Tyson's
prime, when Mike Tyson was youngand he was fucking Beating up
guys in the first round,knocking them out first round,
do you think Jake Paul wouldhave Lasted?
Joe (13:04):
No, because you know why.
If you see the previous videosof Mike Tyson fighting, they
were tall.
All taller than him, and nowMike Tyson just knocked him out
with his power uppercut.
Thee Gooch (13:21):
I want to get punched in the face by Mike
Tyson.
One of these days I want to getpunched in the face by Mike
Tyson one of these days, thatshit huh.
Maybe it'll straighten me out.
Joe (13:35):
To improve your screw.
Thee Gooch (13:38):
Yeah, knock that, screw back into that.
Joe (13:41):
Yeah there you go.
So what do you have today, dude?
What do you have to give ustoday?
What do you have to share?
Thee Gooch (13:48):
Oh, my God, it's my turn.
There's a new movement.
Well, it's not actually new,but here in America it's new.
It's a 4B movement.
I don't know if you heard aboutit, joseph 4B movement.
Yeah, the origin of the 4Bmovement was actually created in
South Korea.
(14:09):
Fuck, I forgot what year it was, but it's up there, okay.
Well, anyways, after DonaldTrump won the election, the
fucking far leftist, thesefucking whack jobs.
Women not all women are whackjobs, don't get me wrong.
Okay.
But these women are in a 4Bmovement, which means no to men,
(14:35):
no to sex.
Oh my gosh, hold on.
Okay, give me a second Wow.
Oh, okay, Give me a second Wow.
So no to marrying men, no togiving birth, no to dating men
and no sex with men.
Okay, well, that kind of clearsit up.
(14:56):
Because no sex with men.
They probably can have sex withwomen, right, big old fucking,
black dildos and shit, right, orblack fists or whatever however
, or champagne bottles orchampagne bottle yeah, baseball
bats, whatever these women areinto.
Or maybe a donkey for you, or afucking donkey, good for you.
Yeah, you, you get them.
(15:21):
Get them, while the getting isgood, you know what I'm saying
so.
the whole movement is they'redoing this from now, after
Donald Trump won the election,up until 2028, with no men, no
sex, none of this shit.
Right because they want nothing, because they think that this
(15:44):
is the whack job for our lefts.
They think that they're goingto lose rights when Donald Trump
is actually in office.
But what these idiots don'trealize is that Donald Trump was
already president.
What rights did they lose?
Period.
My whole fucking point is tosay listen, listen, let's be
(16:07):
real for a second.
all right, women like wake up tothe reality.
Right, wake up to the reality.
Women are shaving their heads,they're wearing blue face masks
and they're wearing blue uhbracelets.
So they can identify each otherReally.
Yeah, so they can identify the4B movement.
(16:27):
Listen, let's just take a stepback, okay, and I'm going to say
this because I've seen it in mylifetime.
I'm 48 years old and I've seena lot, you know.
We've seen a lot, you know.
And this is no offense to thebeautiful women out there.
Okay, I love women.
I try to respect.
(16:48):
Oh, do you love women so much?
Yeah, I love them so and, likeI said, I've seen this in my
lifetime women are just as badas men with sex and they need to
realize it because, out of thisfour b movement coming come on,
yeah, yeah, let's be real nosex until 28, uh, 2028 she's.
(17:13):
You know what I'm saying?
Joe (17:14):
it's like oh, that ain't gonna happen, that's impossible
no and no offense to women.
Thee Gooch (17:20):
Like I said, no offense.
They're just as bad as men whenit comes to sex.
I bet you they're getting facefucked right now.
We don't.
You know what I'm saying.
It's like, let's be real,that's true.
I mean, it's just more power tothem.
That's their freedom.
They want to have this movement.
They think they're going tolose rights.
It's fucking stupid.
Joe (17:42):
Oh, I mean, the question is how they're going to lose
rights, I mean, what way?
I mean they have their goodrights, they have everything you
know it's because it all.
Thee Gooch (17:50):
It all pertains to the role versus Wade, right,
when Donald Trump took it off ofthe Supreme Court, decided to
take it off the federal controland leave it up to the states to
decide if an abortion isnecessary for women or not.
That's what this whole shit'sabout, okay?
So now, why the fuck do thesewomen want?
(18:12):
Why do these women want thefederal government to control
whether or not they're able tohave abortions?
Let the states decide.
If you get raped, you're goingto get raped and you get
pregnant, fuck yeah.
If you feel like you need toabort it, abort it.
You know.
If you feel, or if incest, likeif, yeah, like if I got you
(18:35):
pregnant, though, right, andI'll be, like, you know, a butt
baby comes out, right, you knowOkay.
Joe (18:43):
You're going to have the right to abort it, right?
Thee Gooch (18:44):
Yeah.
Joe (18:45):
Well, it's because, like it's the feeling that you don't,
it doesn't feel right.
Right, it doesn't feel right.
When a girl gets raped and shegets pregnant, you think she's
going to feel right Having ababy.
Thee Gooch (19:00):
It's not consensual.
Joe (19:01):
It wasn't consensual sex.
It's quite obvious.
A woman's not going to feelright.
Thee Gooch (19:08):
And then these women think that they won't be able
to abort because it's no longerunder the federal government.
It doesn't fucking matterwhether it's federal government,
the state it's under your state, you could still have an
abortion.
You're not being taken fromthat.
It's stupid.
Why do they think that Are?
Joe (19:27):
you weird.
I mean You're not being takenfrom that.
Yeah yeah, it's stupid.
Why did they think that?
Really weird, I mean.
Thee Gooch (19:32):
I mean let's get back to the but baby but he's
going to be a little littlestinker, huh Little little,
little poopoo head.
Joe (19:49):
Um yeah, but that's funny.
I mean, why would they want tothink, why are they thinking
that they're going to lose theirrights when Donald Trump?
It's just, it's just paranoiadude.
Thee Gooch (19:58):
Yeah, they listen to CNN, the media, msnbc, you know
all these.
But listen, you guys want to dothat.
4b, no sex, no men, bullshit.
More power to you, but I'mtelling you right now, you guys
are having sex, no matter what,whether it's male or fucking
female, it's sex.
Sex is fucking sex.
Even sex with yourself, right?
Yeah, I had sex with myself theother day.
You got pretty brutal.
Joe (20:21):
Oh my gosh, oh boy.
Thee Gooch (20:31):
Yeah.
So more power to you, to thewomen, the women you know hey,
that's what you want to do, gofor it.
Joe (20:33):
Just don't bullshit a bullshitter, because we all know
you're gonna have sex yeah,yeah you know, come on now it's
gonna become a thing now, likeit's gonna be those pronouns
thing now, yeah, yeah it's oneof that shit oh.
Thee Gooch (20:46):
Like come on, I start foaming at the mouth.
Two days without sexting.
I don't know how you fuckers doit, but two days I start
foaming at the mouth.
Joe (20:54):
That's fucking crazy.
That's wild, really wild.
Thee Gooch (21:00):
So cut the bullshit, be honest to yourself.
You know, I don't know it'scontroversial.
Joe (21:06):
Fuck them.
But you were mentioning aboutHoward Stern.
I mean not Howard Stern, I meanwhen you were coming about,
Donald Trump.
And now what's her name?
Whoopi Goldberg, that makes allthis shit.
You got Tom Hanks leaving outof the country.
(21:27):
Leaving what?
Canada?
I think so.
Thee Gooch (21:31):
Yeah, I mean why.
You know I see you leaving thestate.
We have a lot of celebrities.
What's his name?
Mark Wahlberg left Californiafor Vegas because he feels like
it's safer.
You got other celebritiesMoving out because of a
president like Donald Trump.
(21:51):
It blows my fucking mind,because everybody loved him.
He helped every politician.
He donated to both parties,Republican and Democrat but as
soon as he ran for president andhe won, everybody turned on him
.
That's true, Everybody.
Because he was that's fuckingweird.
Joe (22:16):
Everything's fucking Getting weird, dude.
Everything's all fucking weird.
Everybody's getting all weird.
I mean I think he's gonna.
Like I said again, I think he'sgonna.
I mean, like I said again, Iwant to repeat myself again, I'm
not into politics, but I thinkI think he will do good for the
country.
Thee Gooch (22:38):
He will, we'll see.
Joe (22:42):
I mean if someone's against somebody and someone doesn't
like that person, I mean there'ssomething that they're hiding.
I mean they're hiding something.
Thee Gooch (22:50):
Yeah, and here's another stupid shit from society
.
Raj, everybody's fucking in anuproar because RFK Jr, robert F
Kennedy Jr, right Jr, this isRobert Kennedy's son Son.
Okay, donald Trump appointedhim for the health food shit
Like the foods right For America.
He's going to take control ofthe FDA, I think, and all the
(23:13):
chemicals are going to the food.
Joe (23:14):
And all that stuff and you watch the news.
Thee Gooch (23:18):
You watch the news, right, and you say well, what
does Robert F Kennedy know aboutthe food industry?
He's not a scientist, he's nota doctor.
You know what's so fuckinghypocritical about that.
Everybody, all these fuckingleftist democrats have a problem
with robert f kennedy being inthat position, but they're, but
they're willing to eat all ofbill gates's food.
And who is bill gates?
(23:40):
He's a creator of a fuckingsoftware who has no background
in in science.
No background in food inscience, no background in food.
But everybody's okay witheating his genetically enhanced
watermelons, avocados, grapeswith no seeds in them.
Everybody's okay with that.
Cancer causing fruits, right,cause we don't know.
(24:01):
Homemade meat, right?
That's what you mean.
Yeah, he has absolutely noScientific Education, but
everybody's okay with that.
Oh my gosh, fucking stupid,fucking Democrats, fucking
Democrats.
Joe (24:20):
Hypocrites.
Thee Gooch (24:21):
And some Republicans yeah, there's some.
Joe (24:25):
That's true.
There's some in the mix too.
There's some Republicans thatare against.
Get me wrong.
Yeah, that's true.
There's some in the mix too.
Right, Because there's someRepublicans that are against
Donald Trump too.
Thee Gooch (24:30):
Oh yeah.
Joe (24:34):
We'll just leave it like that.
We'll just, we'll see whathappens next year.
But you know what?
There's a lot going on on thestock, a lot of things going up.
I don't know if we know about,like the XR, xr, what is it?
Xrl I forget what it is the.
Bitcoin and what else?
(24:56):
The Doge, oh yeah.
Elon Musk so there's a lot ofpeople investing, investing,
investing I sound like MikeTyson Investing, investing.
I mean, I really got involvedwith it already.
Thee Gooch (25:13):
Who'd you invest in?
Joe (25:15):
All of them Crypto Hold on.
Let me see Investing.
They say that to go right nowto XRP right now, it wasn't a
sheep, I'm into sheep.
Right now to XRP right now, itwasn't a and SHIB, I'm into SHIB
right now.
They say, if it's red and it'sgoing down, that's when you put
your money in.
Thee Gooch (25:35):
Yeah, because it'll skyrocket.
Joe (25:37):
Yeah, and then if it goes up, you get the interest Right
now.
When they said that about theXRP, they said to jump on that,
miranda, because right now, whenthey said that about the XRP,
they said to jump on thatbecause right now, let me check
it out.
Thee Gooch (25:51):
Yeah, because Dogecoin Elon Musk yeah, he owns
that one.
And when Donald Trump selectedhim for I forget what it's like
it fucking skyrocketed dude.
Joe (26:04):
It's like every time Elon Musk mentions something, he goes
up, you know what I'm saying.
Thee Gooch (26:10):
I go up too every time Elon Musk says something.
Joe (26:14):
Oh shit but um but um.
Yeah.
So I got Sheeb XRP.
I got Etheren Doge Bitcoin andPepe.
I got SHIB XRP.
I got Etheren Doge Bitcoin andPepe.
How about?
Thee Gooch (26:33):
it.
I have Dogecoin.
Joe (26:35):
You have Dogecoin.
Thee Gooch (26:35):
Yeah, I do have that one.
I've had it for roughly almostthree years.
Joe (26:40):
I haven't touched it.
They say not to touch it.
Thee Gooch (26:43):
Yeah, I'll have to check on it.
It's been a couple, a fewmonths since I've checked on it.
Joe (26:48):
Because they say that most people what they do is, when
they see it go down, they sell,they sell.
They say that just to hold it,because you just hold it till it
increases to the years.
Thee Gooch (27:01):
Well remember when Elon Musk came out on SNL Mm-hmm
.
What was it Two or three yearsago, that's.
Joe (27:06):
That's when I've had it oh, that's when you had it.
Yeah, I didn't even know youwere investing that.
Thee Gooch (27:13):
I don't know fuck you, never know I probably have
150k in that motherfucker rightnow.
Joe (27:18):
I mean, like right now, bitcoins, right now it's about
90,000 right now, dude, oh shit,but it's about, let's see,
$90,000 right now dude oh shit.
It's dropping and the SHIB rightnow is in a low, so I already
put $10 on it.
I mean it's not much, but itsays that keep adding.
(27:40):
It's like they say that do notput your money in the bank,
invest it in there.
It's like invest in there.
It's like invest in there.
It's like your money's savedright there because it's
increasing.
Yeah, and I just heard on Ithink it was in Google.
You know how they say GoogleNews.
Yeah, that Chase my bank.
Okay, GP Morgan.
(28:01):
They said that I'm thinking ina week, I think about this week.
Actually, they said thatthey're going to cut down the.
You know when you get yourmoney increases every month
Right right.
They're going to cut down, Ithink 4%.
Thee Gooch (28:15):
Oh shit.
Joe (28:15):
Now we're going to get 2%, you know.
So I go fuck Shit.
They're going to take money andI'm going to get too much rate
on my.
Thee Gooch (28:26):
Right, you know what I'm saying, right.
Joe (28:28):
Right, so I go fuck, I just have to deal with them.
You know because?
Is that only?
Thee Gooch (28:34):
JP Morgan or JP Morgan.
Is it different banks doing thesame shit too?
Just JP Morgan Chase.
How come you don't look intogetting another bank account?
Joe (28:44):
I was thinking going to Wells Fargo's.
Thee Gooch (28:47):
Yeah, wells Fargo has been good to me, aside from
somebody hacking my accountthree times since I've been with
Wells Fargo.
But they recovered my money thenext day.
I think one of the last times Ihad to close my account because
(29:13):
somebody I don't know whosomebody had my account and was
fucking.
They drew out a few hundreddollars.
Oh no shit.
I think in Mississippi.
All the way over there I don'tknow how the fuck they did it,
dude, Because I don't likebuying shit online.
If I buy shit online, I'm usingeither Apple Pay or I won't put
my debit card straight up onthe fucking.
(29:33):
You know, when you're ordering,I'm going to go through a
second party.
You know PayPal or Apple Pay,yeah.
But yeah, dude, somebody got myaccount and I think it was like
almost 400 bucks.
Oh, shit.
Someone was ordering food,commissary, for a prisoner in
Mississippi.
Oh fuck, no way.
Yeah, oh shit, yeah.
(29:55):
But then, like I said, wellsFargo has been good to me.
They recovered it.
You know, the following daythey put that money back in and
they caught.
Joe (30:01):
They alert you right.
Thee Gooch (30:07):
Yeah, no, actually they didn't, Because I was
trying to use my card or someshit and it was declining.
Because when somethingsuspicious like that happens,
they're supposed to alert me,which they do on the app, but I
don't have my alerts on.
They shut down the account.
Joe (30:20):
Yeah, because when you go out of state right.
That's when they looksuspicious on that shit.
Thee Gooch (30:26):
Yeah, so like right now, I use my card, obviously in
Wyoming, but once I go toCalifornia and I use it over
there, I'll get an alert.
Joe (30:34):
Yeah, chase does that real good.
Once I go like out of state,like the other time I went to
Las Vegas, once I used that card, they alerted me on my text.
So I had to call my bank andsay, yeah, it's me, you shit
yeah.
But yeah, dude, other than that, I mean very interesting days
(30:57):
are.
That's what's happening.
You should know.
Thee Gooch (31:00):
Are you guys doing like a turkey for Thanksgiving?
Joe (31:03):
I don't know, you know what ?
They haven't told me anything,but I'm pretty sure we are.
Thee Gooch (31:08):
I'll be your turkey.
I'll be your turkey.
Joe (31:12):
Be my turkey.
Thee Gooch (31:13):
I'll lay down on the table with the apple in my
mouth.
Joe (31:16):
Yeah, baby yeah, but I don't know, dude.
It would be pointless for me,dude, to have Thanksgiving,
because I gotta know I got to goto work, you know like.
Thee Gooch (31:29):
What about the sexy pants and fucking?
Joe (31:31):
Yeah, they're going to do.
Yeah, they're going to do.
I think they might do aThanksgiving dinner.
I'm not sure they haven't saidanything yet, but I bought one
of those deep fires fryers ohyou did, yeah.
Thee Gooch (31:45):
One of those deep fryers, oh you did.
Yeah.
The real big ones where you putthe turkey in the oil and you
fry it.
Yeah, I bought one of those.
It's a big one, yeah, it'spretty big Jeez, I got one of
those.
I just need the turkey now andoil.
That's all you need.
Joe (32:02):
Yeah, because for me, I'm going to eat and I'm going to go
to's like I'm gonna eat and I'mgonna go to sleep, because I'm
gonna wake up at around fucking4 o'clock in the morning or 2
o'clock in the morning to wakeup to go to work.
Thee Gooch (32:14):
God damn, hey, you know LB's gonna.
He applied at Walmart, oh hedid.
Yeah, I don't know if they'regonna get him or not.
Joe (32:24):
I don't know yet.
They'll get him, they'll.
I don't know yet They'll gethim They'll get anyone dude?
Yeah right, Walmart, Is thatthe?
Thee Gooch (32:33):
sexy pants guy.
Joe (32:34):
Yeah, sexy pants is here.
Yeah, in his room.
Thee Gooch (32:37):
He should show his ass on the camera.
Joe (32:41):
Like he won't go in.
He won't jump in.
He's too shy, Is he?
Yeah, tell in he won't jump in.
Thee Gooch (32:46):
He's too shy.
Tell him I said what a shame.
Joe (32:50):
I'll say it when I talk to him.
He's probably watching us rightnow.
You should throw him a kiss,yeah, so.
Thee Gooch (33:03):
I don't know if this is true or not, but the boys'
mom and their side of the familythey're talking about moving to
Texas.
Oh really, yeah, even the boys.
Boys too, yeah.
Joe (33:18):
Oh shit.
Thee Gooch (33:18):
Why is that?
Because DJ wants to go tocollege in Texas and LB wants to
work out there.
I don't know, dude.
It's like what the fuck am Idoing over here then?
Joe (33:34):
Are you going to follow them?
Thee Gooch (33:37):
What the fuck am I going to do in Texas?
Joe (33:40):
Ride a horse.
Thee Gooch (33:42):
Ride a horse.
I could ride one right here.
But, I don't know.
If it does happen, what would Ido in Wyoming?
Joe (33:56):
Right, it would be meaningless dude.
Thee Gooch (34:00):
Because I'm here for the boys.
Joe (34:02):
Yeah, you're just there for your family, right?
Thee Gooch (34:04):
Right.
I'm here for the boys, Right.
So what am I'm here for theboys, Right?
So what am I doing here?
Should I sell the house and goback to LA?
Joe (34:12):
It's like well you buy the house.
Thee Gooch (34:14):
I know right.
Joe (34:15):
You buy a house for your kids.
Thee Gooch (34:18):
And they're gonna move.
Ain't that about a bitch and ahalf Jeez?
Joe (34:23):
Is it a done deal or?
Thee Gooch (34:26):
They say as soon as Her sister moves Out to Texas,
and yeah, it's a done deal, Iguess they're moving.
Joe (34:33):
But Whatever you do, do not come back to California.
Thee Gooch (34:41):
You know what?
I'll probably just go to Mexico, dude, you know, go ride a
fucking donkey in Mexicoprobably just go to Mexico, dude
.
Joe (34:48):
You know, go ride a fucking donkey in Mexico, oh jeez.
But what else was I going to?
Thee Gooch (34:57):
say yeah, it's still up in the air though.
We'll see, dude, we'll see,I'll keep you guys posted.
Fuck it.
Just stay in Wyoming, just diehere In a cold.
Joe (35:04):
Yeah, fuck it stay in Wyoming and just die here in a
cold you know, fuck it.
Work at Walmart so LB is goingto work at Walmart, did he apply
?
Thee Gooch (35:18):
yeah, he applied.
He got an interview.
I don't know if they're goingto hire him.
He hasn't had a phone call yet,but we'll see good for him.
Joe (35:26):
He gets a call and they ask for a drug.
I don't know if they do thatstill.
The last time I went over therein Wyoming and applied for
Walmart over there, I had to doa drug test.
I don't think they do thatanymore.
Thee Gooch (35:40):
Yeah, I don't know.
Joe (35:42):
I think they saw me as a Mexican.
Thee Gooch (35:46):
Hey, you want to work at Walmart, you stupid.
Come on man.
Joe (35:52):
Hey, that paisa drug test on the little trusses Might be
stealing stuff.
Thee Gooch (35:59):
Check his pockets, check his pockets, boy, you have
a lot of knives there.
Little Mexican fella, yeah, oh,you have a lot of knives there
little Mexican fella.
Joe (36:08):
Yeah, oh, my God, yeah.
But when I was over there theydrug test me.
Thee Gooch (36:13):
Yeah.
Joe (36:14):
Yeah, I don't know if they still do that here.
Thee Gooch (36:18):
I don't think they do that anymore.
I don't know.
I think the last time I gotdrug tested was for the school
district.
Joe (36:24):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, but I mean it's a lot to learn.
It's tested was for the schooldistrict, yeah, but I mean it's
a lot to learn.
It's a good process to learnall that on the Walmart retail,
to learn to talk to people andall that stuff communicating.
Thee Gooch (36:39):
When I did it.
It was fun.
You get to know a lot of peopleand shit.
I worked for that cardealership out here in Wyoming.
It was fun.
What ever happened to workedfor that car dealership out here
in Wyoming it was fun.
What happened to that?
Joe (36:50):
The car dealership thing.
Thee Gooch (36:52):
I fucking quit, you quit.
Oh, fucking A I quit.
Yeah, I didn't like this shit.
Joe (36:58):
You didn't like it no more.
Thee Gooch (37:00):
No, they demoted me and then I quit.
This ain't working out, man.
Go back to drywall.
Joe (37:08):
But you make more money when you're doing drywall right,
I make can you hear me?
Thee Gooch (37:15):
yeah that's weird.
I made, I made decent.
You know they're working at thecar dealership oh you did.
Yeah, I made decent, but I makemore now, of course work too so
that's crazy.
Joe (37:32):
Let me talk.
Talked to Benny and Remo.
Thee Gooch (37:38):
You know what?
I hope Remo's listening becauseever since he got his position
for the city I don't talk to himanymore.
No shit, huh, he doesn't callme when I call him, but you know
why?
Joe (37:50):
You know why Because he has money already.
That's why.
Thee Gooch (37:53):
No, he's my little brother and he needs to fucking
Talk to me.
But, he's probably busy, whichI need to understand.
You know, in love or some shit,I don't know.
Joe (38:09):
Love is in the air.
Love is in the air.
Thee Gooch (38:12):
Maybe I don't talk to him as much as.
Joe (38:15):
I used to Like before.
Thee Gooch (38:18):
He hasn't called either.
Once a month maybe, when I usedto talk to him every other day
or some shit.
Joe (38:29):
Okay.
Thee Gooch (38:34):
Just like my oldest.
What?
Just like my oldest.
What Just like my oldest son.
He got married and he gotmarried.
I don't even hear from him.
Joe (38:49):
There's no shit.
Thee Gooch (38:51):
Everybody's busy, I get it.
Joe (38:55):
Everybody's all.
Yeah, I was going to ask you um, have you seen them?
I saw the movie.
Uh, wolverine I mean deadpooland wolverine oh, you barely saw
it yeah, I barely saw it.
Thee Gooch (39:08):
How did you like it?
Did you like it?
It was it was good.
Joe (39:10):
It was uh.
It was very, uh, veryentertaining.
I liked it.
A part that made me laugh wasthe pretty boy, deadpool.
That was what made me laugh,because I think it was almost
like the ending of a movie.
I don't want to give nospoilers, but fuck it.
Thee Gooch (39:28):
I think it's okay.
Joe (39:30):
When he has him, he's carrying him and they're
shooting him.
He's like, oh, that shit wasfucking funny they're fucking
the joker.
Thee Gooch (39:43):
Part two is already on streaming.
Joe (39:45):
Oh is it yeah, I gotta watch it.
I gotta see how, if it's reallycheesy, cheesy or not.
Thee Gooch (39:51):
I heard it was horrible dude I heard it was but
you have to understand.
You have to watch it foryourself to understand what
makes it horrible because,according to the comic books,
this movie is dead on.
Yeah, you know what I'm saying.
According to the comic book,they just fucking ruined it.
Joe (40:08):
I don't know what the fuck yeah, yeah, I mean it says that,
um, he's not the real Joker.
That's what they said.
Thee Gooch (40:20):
Yeah, and that's the thing that really boggled my
mind, because he's not the Joker, because the Joker kills Arthur
, right yeah, in part two it'slike what the fuck?
Joe (40:28):
Yeah.
Thee Gooch (40:29):
So I do want to watch it, but I'm going to wait
until it's free, because I don'twant to pay anything.
Joe (40:32):
Oh, okay, it's not free yet .
No, it's free.
I was watching you, gotta payit.
Thee Gooch (40:37):
Yeah, you go on Prime.
You can rent it for like 14bucks, I think.
Joe (40:40):
Shit that should be fucking four bucks, yeah, but yeah, I
heard that he's, I call it.
He's pretending to be the Joker.
Yeah, yeah, because he's a bigfan of the Joker and he imitates
him and blah, blah, blah andshit like that.
Thee Gooch (41:03):
I thought part one was a badass movie.
Yeah, it was the best.
Joe (41:06):
Really good movie.
They should have kept it theway it was.
They locked it up.
Thee Gooch (41:12):
Yeah, I'm curious to see part two.
Don't get me wrong.
I just don't want to pay $14for that.
Joe (41:18):
I can buy two packs of cigarettes with that but I just
want to see what's the big fusswhy does it suck I?
Would have gone and seen it, Iwould have gone over there and
seen it.
But, like I said, I get out ofwork and that time I get home I
get tired and all that stuff.
Old man, shit.
Yeah, old man shit.
Thee Gooch (41:37):
Yeah, old man shit.
Joe (41:40):
Old man disease Fuck dude.
Thee Gooch (41:44):
I'm feeling it bad, dude.
I'm just not looking forward tomy peepee to go limp, you know.
Joe (41:52):
That's the only thing that hasn't gone away.
For the only thing that hasn'tgone away, I still have that
shit.
Fuck, you got to go to thestore.
Thee Gooch (42:01):
I still feel like I'm, 18.
Joe (42:02):
Right, I'm pretty sure you do too.
Thee Gooch (42:06):
Oh yeah, I just don't want to have those days
where oh wait, I'll be back.
I got to go to the store andget some dick lifters or upper
lifters or whatever.
Yeah, Enhancers, yeah True.
True, but um get a pump.
You know, pump your penis.
(42:28):
Let's do it all day.
Joe (42:29):
I wanted to.
Uh, last week I wanted to go tosee the Dodgers.
You know it was um Chris Taylorwas there in Montebello, ma no
shit, yeah.
And who else?
Muncie was there.
Thee Gooch (42:43):
No shit.
Joe (42:45):
And what do they charge?
They charge a lot, really, yeah, because you could assign your
bobblehead, you could sign yourbaseball or a picture or get a
photograph taken.
They charge for to have yourball signed with a signature.
It's like $169.
(43:06):
God damn, then that's not all.
But when I went I got.
When me and Benny went to theCamelback Ranch We'll see the
Dodgers play in spring training.
After the game we went to DaveBuster's.
Tommy Losoto was there.
Thee Gooch (43:25):
Oh shoot.
Joe (43:26):
I got an autographed ball with Tommy Losoto signed, but
that son of a bitch cost mefucking $300 just to get it.
Thee Gooch (43:33):
God damn.
And then he goes and he dies oh, you're watching now.
And through all goes and hedies.
Oh, you're watching now.
Joe (43:38):
And through all that he's only worth?
I think it's only worth 80bucks.
Oh my God.
Thee Gooch (43:47):
So he took you for 240 bucks 300, yeah, oh my God.
Joe (43:52):
And plus paying the baseball $35.
Thee Gooch (44:00):
At least give me the ball.
Yeah, no shit.
Joe (44:02):
At least give me the ball for free, because those
baseballs, they're authenticballs that play in the field.
They're leather.
You can smell it real Once youopen that case.
You can smell the leather ofthe ball.
Thee Gooch (44:17):
Are they bigger than the ones you would buy at
Walmart?
The baseballs they use in thefield?
Joe (44:23):
They're about the same, yeah, the same.
How do you call it?
Dianical, whatever you want tocall it.
Diameter Diameter yeah.
Thee Gooch (44:33):
Oh, you mean thrifty .
Joe (44:37):
Well, they're the same.
It's the same shit, but thematerials are different.
It's made of leather, the realone, the Rollins, it's made of
leather.
And you buy the practicebaseballs, what they call them,
when they go practice, see themhitting them every day and
they're hitting home runs whenyou're catching them and they're
(44:58):
right there practicing and yougo to like, you go to Dodger
stadium, right, I'm saying yeah,um, yeah, those are practice
baseballs.
Those are not the officialbaseballs that are playing in
the field, but the ones you goto like when you go to Dick's.
You go to Dick's, you go to thesporting goods.
(45:19):
They're like, they're like aplastic thing, right, and once
you open it, you can smell theleather on that ball, right, you
can tell the difference.
Thee Gooch (45:27):
So because I, when you do, when they do events like
that, all that shit should befree, dude, Because if it wasn't
for the fucking fans dude youknow what I'm saying they
wouldn't have a paycheck.
Joe (45:39):
They wouldn't have a paycheck, exactly Because you're
paying their tickets and allthat stuff.
That's all for them.
Thee Gooch (45:45):
Yeah.
Joe (45:46):
I mean, they should do it for free dude.
Thee Gooch (45:49):
What do they got to lose, yeah?
Joe (45:50):
I know right.
Thee Gooch (45:51):
It's like when you, when, I think, five years ago I
went to Coors Field to watch thebaseball against the Rockies,
watch the Dodgers against theRockies, and I went down, dude,
like close to the field.
At that time Cody Bellinger wasthere, right Turner.
All those guys right.
I was out calling CodyBellinger.
(46:12):
Hey Cody, oh really Over here,man, I want a signature right.
All of them Fucking.
All of them, all of themFucking stuck-ups.
Joe (46:23):
Oh yeah, mm-hmm, but you made a good point there.
They should be for free becauseall you got to do.
They should show them yourticket that you bought and a
receipt.
And show them hey, you knowwhat I paid for your ticket that
you bought and the receipt?
Hey, you know what I paid foryour ticket?
Because you're the way you are,you're a baseball player, we're
(46:46):
paying you.
So here's the receipt and theticket.
Give me something.
Thee Gooch (46:50):
Yeah, no shit, dude.
$300 for a fucking ball.
Dude, they took you on that onedude A proof of purchase.
And at that point you're thedumb one.
Joe (47:03):
Yeah, right there I got stuck around and then he was a
grouch.
He was yelling at Benny BecauseBenny was asking too much.
Thee Gooch (47:12):
Hey can I take?
Joe (47:12):
another one, one more year, one year, and Benny was like
what the man?
He is getting old.
Well, dude you gotta, he wasalways like that, Since he was
young too.
You know, he was always.
You know, when he's out in thefield You'll go argue with the
umpires and shit.
Did you guys take a picturewith him?
No, they charged for that, butBenny, he got an autograph.
(47:35):
And me the puppet.
They charge for that, but Benny, he got an autograph, me, the
the puppet.
Then walking to gig.
Can you take my ball, tell methe story For 300 bucks, the
dumbass, dummy, me Fucking 300dollars, dude fuck.
I mean, you gotta think about it, the tax and all that shit, I
(47:56):
mean.
Thee Gooch (47:58):
I buy.
I just buy stupid shit with mymoney.
Dude, right, yeah, but I don'tknow if I can spend $300 on a
ball.
Joe (48:05):
I mean because you got to see it, that's Tommy Lasorda.
He's right there.
Thee Gooch (48:09):
He's a legend, yeah.
Joe (48:10):
He's a legend.
Oh fuck, I got to get hisautograph from him.
Thee Gooch (48:14):
I don't know, tommy, I don't know, Tommy Lasura $300
.
Now, if it was Mike Tyson, yeahI would spend $300 to get a
glove sign or some shit.
Joe (48:25):
It's all like a big glove.
Thee Gooch (48:26):
Did you see his butt yesterday?
Joe (48:28):
No, I didn't see it.
Thee Gooch (48:30):
That was fucking laughing.
What the fuck, what the shit.
Joe (48:35):
Yeah, he was doing an interview, he was doing an
interview.
Thee Gooch (48:38):
He was doing an interview before the fight and
then he fucking walks away andhe's not wearing any fucking.
He's wearing his penis guardright in boxing, but in the back
it's exposed.
He's not wearing any underwearsand he walks away from the
interview and they show his butt.
That shit was fucking hilarious, dude.
Oh my gosh, oh my gosh, thatwas fucking hilarious.
(49:02):
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my
god, oh my god, oh my god, oh mygod, oh my god, oh my god, oh
my god, oh, my god, oh, my god,but um, but um, alright, guys, I
(49:28):
think this is it.
Joe (49:30):
This time is up.
Thank you for joining in andlistening.
Tuning in this will probably beI probably be published by
tomorrow and thank you forjoining for our live recording.
And, like I said again, if youguys want to join in and chat
(49:52):
with us for 15 minutes, justsend us your email and we'll
send you the invitation andwe'll give you the date.
If you guys want to join in,you can remain anonymous,
whatever you want to be, and Iwant to thank all your listeners
out there for making us how andeverything.
Thank you for all yourdownloads.
(50:13):
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Any last words for you, Gooch.
Thee Gooch (50:35):
Yeah, I have a question for the male and
females.
Would you guys last until 2028on having zero sex, just to make
a stand against the winnings ofDonald Trump?
That yeah.
Joe (50:57):
Send us your email about that or send us a message.
What do you guys think?
Send it to Thee Gooch's email.
Thee Gooch (51:06):
T-H-E-E-G-O-O-C-H 76 @ gmail.
com, and I'll tell you right nowthere's no fucking way I would
do it.
Joe (51:15):
Yeah, oh yeah.
Thee Gooch (51:17):
I'd have to cut my penis off if I want to do it.
Joe (51:21):
Oh shit, that would be a wild hot dog.
Yeah yeah, it would be likerunning around screaming and you
know, I mean dude, got tofucking organize my alright,
(51:45):
guys.
That's it.
This is the talkers podcastunscripted.
My name is Joe and this is TheeGooch.
Hey, thank you for the support.
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