April 14, 2025 • 67 mins
We dig into the real story behind luxury brands and how nearly everything bearing designer labels is actually made in China for pennies on the dollar. Social media is exposing this reality as Chinese manufacturers offer to ship products directly to consumers at a fraction of retail prices.
• Tariffs aren't a new "trade war" but an attempt to create equal trading relationships after decades of imbalance
• Chinese manufacturers are revealing that luxury items costing thousands are made for just dollars
• Many luxury brands ship materials to China for manufacturing, then add only the label in France or Italy to claim it's "made" there
• Employment agencies serve as expensive middlemen, often paying workers less than half of what companies pay the agency
• Conservative viewpoints face stricter censorship on platforms like TikTok while liberal content faces fewer restrictions
• Economic factors like the stock market primarily affect wealthy investors, not everyday working people
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Joe (00:18):
what's up?
What's up everybody?
What's up?
What's up Thee Talkers PodcastUnscripted.
How's everybody doing out there?
Thank you for tuning in andjoining in.
My name is Joel and we haveThee Gooch.
Yay, what's?
Thee Gooch (00:35):
going on Gooch Not much.
Mama love the gooboo day Notmuch.
Joe (00:41):
How's your day?
How's your day, how'severything?
Well, before we start the show,I farted on the microphone.
Oh shit.
(01:06):
You farted on the microphone.
Before we start yes, before westart I want to thank all the
listeners that are tuning in.
Thank you for downloads andlistening.
I want to thank all of Europe,south America, north America,
(01:27):
all of Europe, everybody.
Thank you very much for tuningin and downloading.
Thank you for those downloads.
It's a beautiful day in LosAngeles, california.
It's 70 degrees in the highs,everybody, not too hot.
It's very warm.
It's a really good day, sunday,fun day, gooch.
(01:49):
How's how you been, gooch?
Thee Gooch (01:51):
good, good, good, just working, working my fucking
ass off really.
Joe (01:57):
Yeah, as you can see, I'm using.
I took today off well, you tooktoday, you did.
I took today off, you did.
Yeah, you took today's off.
What the heck.
Thee Gooch (02:08):
Yeah, I took today off.
Yeah, yeah, I'm fucking tired.
What?
were you going to say?
Joe (02:17):
Well, before I was going to say, as you can see, I'm using
my Shure 55SH, you know?
Yeah, thank you, thank you, andit works pretty fine.
I was testing it out all week,so we'll see how it sounds.
You know what?
Do you think it looks?
Thee Gooch (02:34):
good.
It looks good, it's good, itsounds good.
Joe (02:37):
Sounds good Sounds good and just to yeah.
Just so you said you had a dayoff.
Thee Gooch (02:46):
Yeah, I took today off.
I was just fucking tired.
Jeez, talk about tired, it'stexturing at the new job Mainly
my shoulders.
It's not like I'm physicallytired, it's just mainly my
shoulders, your shoulders.
You get fucking.
Get some time off with them Oneday will do.
Right, I should be done withwith them One day will do.
Joe (03:05):
Right.
I should be done with that oneHopefully Tuesday.
Tuesday yeah, you'd be better,you'd be more recovering.
You will recover to Monday.
Thee Gooch (03:17):
Yeah, I'll be fine tomorrow, Kick some ass.
I mean I could stay late andfinish the job, but I don't know
if I can handle it.
Damn Getting old.
Same here, dude what is thatit's a condom.
You're a condom.
(03:38):
I'm in my bedroom and I found acondom in my room.
No shit, almost like dime size,right, yeah, it's a condom in
their room.
No shit, almost like dime size,right, yeah, it's a condom.
Joe (03:48):
Really, what the fuck I can roll it out.
That should probably fit me.
Thee Gooch (03:55):
It definitely fits me.
Joe (03:57):
Yeah Damn, I've never seen that.
How much does that cost?
10 cents Probably 5, 10 cents.
Thee Gooch (04:08):
Get them in bulk, have some for a lifetime.
Joe (04:11):
Oh shit, see that?
I've never seen that.
Put it a little lower, belowThee Gooch, because the white
covers it.
How about now?
Can you see it?
Yeah, right there, you can seeit?
Thee Gooch (04:22):
Yeah, it's a condom, oh shit.
How about now?
Can you see it?
Yeah, right there, you can seeit.
Yeah, yeah, it's a condom, ohshit.
Anyways, how are you doing?
How's your day?
Enough about me?
Good, it's about 60 degreesover here where I'm at,
temperature dropped like 10degrees the last couple days.
It's been almost 80.
Joe (04:42):
That's perfect weather right there, dude, 60 degrees,
that's perfect weather rightthere, dude 60 degrees.
That's really good weather.
I wish it was like 110.
Fuck that dude, I hate thatweather.
Thee Gooch (04:54):
I want 110.
Joe (04:56):
No 110.
Thee Gooch (04:57):
I can feel how gushy in between my toes.
Joe (05:01):
No shit Are you still drinking?
Yes, sir, from the last time,from the last last episode you
were mentioning, you stoppeddrinking soda.
Are you still drinking DrPepper?
Yes.
Thee Gooch (05:13):
No, I drank Dr Pepper, a little sip here and
there, but not the way I used to.
Four or five cups, 55 ouncecups of soda, know of soda, but
I've, I've drinking, you know,maybe a cup here, cup there, but
nothing, nothing like I didbefore.
I just been drinking water andseltzer water and I was going to
(05:35):
drink yesterday, last night,and shit you know like drink a
few beers and get a littlelittle tipsy.
But I started thinking about itas I don't want to wake up all
stupid in the morning.
Right right, yeah, so I didn'tend up drinking.
Joe (05:50):
I bought a 12-pack yesterday when I got out of work
and I was fucking tired.
You know, when you're drivingand shit and you come out of
work, you're all like fuckNessie, and shit.
And then I was drinking my12-pack after I was done with my
shopping and all that shit.
I came home, watched theDodgers and then drinking the
little beer Dude, I can't evenfinish a six-pack anymore, dude.
(06:11):
To be honest, I was like maybebecause I was sleepy or tired
you know, and I only drank likefour beers and I'm already
knocking out every shit you know, oh really.
Thee Gooch (06:20):
Yeah, we're getting old, bro, we're getting old, I,
we're getting old.
I was talking to Dino today too.
He said he's gonna stopdrinking.
Joe (06:26):
oh really when he's gonna.
Thee Gooch (06:31):
I don't know, dude, I forgot to ask him again today
when he's gonna join the show.
I forgot to ask him.
I'm sure he wants to.
It's just sometimes he's busy,you know.
But I told him just encouraginghim either slow down or he's
busy.
You know, yeah, but I told him.
Uh, I told him I was justencouraging him, you know, just
either slow down or stop at all,you know yeah yeah, it's tough
and shit, but you know becausewhen I when I quit drinking
(06:54):
fucking soda, holy shit, thecaffeine withdrawals are insane
yeah it is I felt that shit youget headaches.
Joe (07:01):
Yeah.
Thee Gooch (07:04):
Your dick don't stand up.
Joe (07:06):
No, shit, huh.
No, I'm just kidding.
Just kidding, yeah, but youknow, as you can see, I'm using
the mic.
Yes, it looks nice and not me tobrag, but it's good.
I've been wanting this micsince when I was a kid Dude.
So I fucking I finally got it,and you know, but I kind of
(07:28):
mixed up On the dates when Iwhen I wanted it, you remember I
think it was on 1994 when westarted that band.
I said 1990, something, Iforgot 94, 94.
So we're in that age, I was 21and that's when you, I remember,
when 1994, that's when you hadthe drum sets and that's when
dad used to live right there by,was it Lorena street?
(07:51):
And third, yeah, third, andLorena, yeah.
So that's when you had the drumset, remember, yeah?
So yeah, I kind of got the datesand the date and the year mixed
up, so it was like 1994.
Thee Gooch (08:03):
So I mean, it's still 30 years ago, right?
Well, yeah, yeah, it is.
Technically it is.
It still doesn't change thatyou're old, right yeah?
Joe (08:12):
Like a old fart and shit, A whole fart.
And you know I was talkingabout the invention of the guy
that about Shure, how heinvented the 1937 Oldsmobile,
right, Okay, so do you want tosee the picture of that car?
You?
can see it's noticeable.
(08:33):
It's noticeable, right.
So here's the car.
You see it, oh, no shit.
Thee Gooch (08:39):
Okay.
Joe (08:39):
What year is this?
1937 Oldsmobile Okay, alright.
Thee Gooch (08:44):
I see it now.
Joe (08:45):
Okay, and check out the second clip.
Yeah, see, yeah, range isinteresting, huh, it's a nice
fucking model.
It just looks.
That's how he got the idea ofmaking the unifying mic.
Heck, yeah, yeah.
Now I see it, it looks nice.
Huh yeah, especially the cardude Fucking gangster.
Yeah, now I see it, it looksnice, huh yeah, especially the
(09:06):
car dude Fucking gangster, allgangster, all the time.
Thee Gooch (09:10):
Imagine staring at something.
I want that to be a microphone,you know, staring at your butt.
Imagine me staring at your butt.
I should invent a microphonethat looks like your butt, and
then that's crazy.
But when they look at somethingand he made a microphone out of
that.
Joe (09:29):
That's pretty cool.
Like a genius right there.
I didn't know that shit, I wasnoticing, it is true.
Thee Gooch (09:39):
Remember that car you bought they had to go.
You were like I have to havethat card 1935.
No, it was a 1951 Chevy Deluxe.
I was begging.
Joe (09:53):
I was begging dad, hey, dad , because we had I had friends
were into that rockabilly scene,you know, like the greasers
they were all supposed to helpyou yeah, yeah, so they did that
.
Oh, they didn't know me nowlike, yeah, they, they left me
behind with the whole shit.
Yeah, I remember.
Oh, I, I'm surprised youremember yeah, I'm surprised
(10:16):
that shit stopped.
Thee Gooch (10:17):
No shit, I'm surprised the brakes work, you
know, yeah, yeah, it was fuckingheavy when we're pushing it,
remember?
Yeah, well, let me tell you thestory how that went.
Joe (10:21):
When tata was pulling the car, you, I'm surprised the
brakes worked, you know, yeah,yeah, it was fucking heavy when
we were pushing it, remember?
Yeah Well, let me tell you thestory, how that went when Tata
was pulling the car.
Thee Gooch (10:29):
You know, I'm surprised.
The thing still, you know, hadbrakes Like, honestly, it was a
shell, basically a shell.
Joe (10:35):
Mm-hmm.
Well, the whole point was thatwhen we went to the Pomona Flex
fair, you know the Pomona Flex,uh huh, you know, they have all
the old fashioned cars, theyhave parts, car parts and
everything Like.
It's like a swap meet overthere With cars and shit, right?
Well, we went over there ToWith my friends the Greasers
(10:56):
we're all Greasers, we're allrockabilly.
So they invited me, so they hada 50, 57 Buick, 1957.
They invited me, so they had a57 Buick, 1957 Buick.
So we all went.
We're all like thinking we'reall chingones, you know, with
the car and shit.
I said hey, joe, wouldn't youhey Greaser Joe?
Because they used to call meGreaser Joe, I don't know if you
remember and Belmont used tocall me Greaser Joe.
(11:20):
And so, hey, greaser Joe, whydon't you just get a car here
and shit I go.
But I got to ask my dad.
I got to get some money.
So I asked the guy that wasselling that 1951 Deluxe.
It was all like beat up, just ashell and shit, and it was like
$300.
(11:40):
So I was banging my dad come on, dad, my friends are going to
help me fix it up and all thatstuff.
He goes no.
My dad said no, no, I'm notgoing to give you no money.
No, they are going to fix.
They are going to help me fixit, dad, they're going to fix it
up.
They fixed their car and thisand that and, to make the story
short, they never came andhelped me do it once I bought it
(12:01):
.
Yeah, that car sat there formonths, dude Months.
Thee Gooch (12:05):
What did dad say when he saw the car?
What did dad say?
Joe (12:10):
You made me spend a lot of money.
You made me give you a lot ofmoney, dude.
So you're not even doingnothing about the car.
You got to be pushing it everyfucking Wednesday because of the
street cleaner what I mean.
Chris and Benny were helping mepushing it and then you were
helping me pushing it, and thenyou were helping me pushing it
every Wednesday.
Grandpa was like ¿Qué chingadoes este pinche basura que está
(12:31):
en la calle?
Blah, blah, blah, you know.
So we had a Bad enough.
Grandpa didn't like me.
I had that piece of junk in thestreet park where I go.
And then Dad had.
You know Dad comes from workand he's parking for the street
park where I go.
And then dad had.
You know dad comes from work,he needs parking for the.
You know the street park, youknow he needs to park, but my
shit's, it's just there.
Go when you're gonna be thatwe're gonna move that piece of
(12:54):
shit out of the parking so I canpark my car there.
My dad goes.
I'm sorry, but it's a piece ofshit car.
I think your friends left youlike that.
You know make you did all theproblems.
Where's your friends now?
Thee Gooch (13:09):
Whatever happened to that car?
What did you guys?
Joe (13:11):
end up doing with it.
Well, you know the neighborsright there by Percy Street,
okay, you know, when you go toit's Percy Street and Rowan, you
know, every time we walk toRowan, up up in Rowan Street,
these people, these vatos, theyalways fucking do body work in
that house.
Ever since we were kids, theywere working on cars, they were
(13:31):
working on cars, so I wasalready getting fed up with it
and all that stuff.
So you know what?
No one came to help me, and notmy friends.
I was all like crying, you know, crying, left alone without the
with the problem.
Where's your friends at mijo?
(13:51):
But, um, so I went up to thoseguys and go hey, dude, um, I got
a 1951, um, chevy Deluxe, um,it's, you know, fucking, it's a
shell dude.
And I didn't have no money tofix it.
So so I went up to them and Iwas talking to them so how much
did you buy it for?
I got it for $300.
(14:13):
So they say I'll sell it to youfor $300.
He's like, yeah, well, fuck,yeah, we'll fix that shit up.
So he sold me the $300.
I sold it to him, he gave methe money.
So I gave the money back to mydad.
Oh shit, so luckily those guyslived there, dude, because you
know that shit would have beenthere all day and it would have
(14:36):
been in the street or I wouldhave called Ecology, whatever
the fucking shit, and probablygot like $10 out of it and shit.
I wonder if they ever fixed it.
Thee Gooch (14:45):
Yeah, they did, did they?
Did you ever see it when it wasall fixed up?
Joe (14:48):
Well, I didn't see it, but I know they did, because they
work cars like that.
They told me that, oh yeah,we'll fix that shit up.
Thee Gooch (14:59):
If you would have had the money.
You and dad had the money tofix it.
Joe (15:02):
I mean, of it was, it was gonna cost a lot of money oh
yeah, I probably yeah, thatwould have been worth a fortune
dude yeah, I would have been afor if you would have fixed it,
it would have been cost likewhat?
More than like 20 grand just tooh, fuck yeah, or yeah, maybe
more.
So I told them I'll, I'll sellyou the shell.
And so they sold me back to,they gave me the money back.
(15:24):
I mean, they gave me the moneyand I get money.
I get the money back to To dad.
So that's the story.
You know.
Imagine Fucking, pushing thatshit.
That shit was heavy and shityeah.
Thee Gooch (15:35):
Those fucking carbs are all metal, you know.
Not like today, everything'smade out of Fucking aluminum.
Joe (15:41):
Yeah All plastic and shit, fiber and shit.
But yeah, dude, I mean it wasreally tiring so I go fuck, I
gave up.
So that's when I spotted Iremember these guys, they were
fixing the car, so I sold it tothem.
That's cool, though that's cool, they say they put it to use.
Yeah, yeah, that's good.
So my friends, I gotmanipulated by them.
(16:07):
So I mean I was a kid well likefucking 19 years old at the
time she was at 30 years ago.
Thee Gooch (16:16):
You're almost 60.
Yeah, I don't think you were akid, no shit.
Yeah, but we were younger, wewere stupid you know no shit.
Just kidding.
We were younger, we were stupid.
I always reflect dude becausethe boys don't want to do shit
with me.
They hate doing shit with me.
I invited the same name boyyesterday to go to the movies.
(16:38):
I'm single, I don't fucking doanything right.
Joe (16:43):
I invited the same name boy yesterday.
Thee Gooch (16:44):
Hey boy, you know, do anything right.
Yeah, yeah, I invited.
I called same name boyyesterday.
Hey boy, you want to go movie?
Movie, because right now he'sinto Jesus, you know whole
Yeshua thing right now.
Oh, yeah, okay, I want to tryto encourage him to get more
into.
But there's a movie out rightnow.
It's called, it's a cartoon,it's animated, rather oh yeah,
(17:05):
about that one, the king ofkings.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, and I checkedit out when I was at work.
Maybe he wanted to watch that.
You know, I called him,facetimed him.
Right, you want to go to movies?
it starts at one I'm all right,okay, well maybe tomorrow I woke
up this morning and then youknow d DJ that lives with me and
you know I got to practicallyfucking drag their ass to go do
(17:29):
something, kicking and screaming.
You want to go get breakfast?
He was up early.
You want to go get breakfast?
Boy, let's go.
Let's go have some breakfast.
I don't want to go to shower.
You don't need to shower.
He's going to go eat and comeback, jesus Christ.
Joe (17:45):
They're going to force these guys.
Yeah, yeah, fuck, that's crazy.
Yeah, sometimes I get like thatdude.
Once I, when I get out of work,I like to do my shopping, like
yesterday I got out of work, goto Walmart and go shop, do my
shit and then come home and restthe whole fucking day and don't
go out, do all my shit all atonce and fucking get everything
(18:06):
whatever you need and just stayhome the whole fucking two days
off.
That's all I want to do.
Thee Gooch (18:12):
Like when I get done with this job I'm doing right
now, you know, in Lander.
Once I get done with it, dude,I'm going to take a few days off
just to relax and chill,because I can you know what I'm
saying and I got another jobstarting up as soon as I'm ready
and I got a bigger job comingup, probably in two weeks.
Joe (18:29):
So no shit, no yeah.
So everything's working goodfor you right now.
Oh yeah, I'm gonna fucking it'stime.
Thee Gooch (18:36):
I need a truck, dude , I need a fucking truck, right.
The small car shit's not help,it's not not worth it,
especially, oh yeah, big dude.
I need a truck now.
I mean LB is fucking six, fourDJs fucking six, one you know
and they get them in the carslike fucking sardines.
You know a little, a littlesmall ass, toyota Corolla yeah.
Joe (18:57):
Okay, um, so how's I'll be doing?
Do he still have his car?
Thee Gooch (19:02):
No, it fucking blew up on him.
Oh shit.
Yeah, he didn't know there wasa slow leak, oh shit, of oil.
He didn't realize.
And I kept telling him it's anolder car.
You know, when I bought it it'san older car, so you're going
to have to check the oil atleast every two days.
You know, whatever, they'refucking kids.
(19:23):
They didn't know.
Yeah, it just fucking seized onhim, jeez.
So he's just going to junk it.
I told him I'll get him anotherone.
Just give me some time.
Joe (19:36):
Yeah.
Thee Gooch (19:37):
Yes.
Joe (19:38):
But you're thinking getting a truck.
Thee Gooch (19:41):
Yeah, I got to get a truck.
I'm hoping the house sells.
So you do Right, I'll just buyBadass fucking truck.
Fucking cash, dude Bam.
Joe (19:50):
Did you know that Chico Chex has a new Truck, a 2024
Silverado?
Thee Gooch (19:56):
No, I didn't know that.
Yeah, he has one Badass dude,is it?
Joe (20:00):
Do they still have the van?
Yeah, they still have the vanNice.
Yeah, yeah, do they still havethe van?
Yeah?
Thee Gooch (20:06):
they still have the van Nice.
Joe (20:06):
Yeah, yeah, those trucks are nice the Silverado huh yeah,
the 2024s.
Thee Gooch (20:10):
anymore anything 2024, everything's made out of
aluminum dude.
Joe (20:14):
There's nothing right on, you know.
Yeah, it's just clean all theway.
Thee Gooch (20:18):
Yeah, it's just aluminum.
Remember how you could putmagnets on the cars and shit.
You can't do that shit anymore.
Joe (20:24):
It's not like that.
No more huh Like.
Thee Gooch (20:25):
You put a magnet, no nothing they used to, but not
anymore.
Yeah, I remember they say it'sbecause they need the vehicles
to be lightweight so they can befaster.
That's bullshit, right, theymake it like that because
aluminum's cheap Jeez.
Joe (20:41):
Cheap asses huh.
Thee Gooch (20:46):
Yeah, so I'll buy a truck eventually.
Hopefully the house sells andI'll buy a truck.
Joe (20:48):
What truck will you?
Thee Gooch (20:49):
get.
I want a Ford F-150.
Dude Ford F-150?
.
Joe (20:53):
Ford, yeah, ford, not a.
Thee Gooch (20:54):
Chevy no, I want to go Ford Ford.
Joe (20:57):
Yeah, yeah, usually don't Ford's mess up real quick.
Well, they're good on trucks.
Huh yeah, they're good ontrucks, yeah.
Thee Gooch (21:05):
They're Ford or Chevy, one of them two.
It all depends on the pricerange, right?
Joe (21:09):
Mm-hmm.
Thee Gooch (21:10):
I got a couple people out here that sell trucks
and shit.
They won't dick me around aboutit.
Jeez, I'll get one.
It just takes time.
Leave it in the hands of God,yeah.
Joe (21:26):
I mean, so what's going?
Thee Gooch (21:27):
on in the news there .
What's that Sorry?
Joe (21:29):
Joe, it's all right.
Yeah, I've just been congestedall day.
The weather changes all thetime, I get congested and a lot
of pollen in the air, and shit,that's how it is for me too.
I get all like my throat getsall fucking congested right now.
Thee Gooch (21:48):
Yeah, dude, I think it's the allergies yeah.
Joe (21:51):
Because I got a fucking runny nose.
Yeah, dude, I hope I'm notgetting sick.
I just hope not, but other thanthat I'm good.
I mean, I feel healthy, but mythroat is congested.
Thee Gooch (22:02):
We're getting older, dude.
And it's for everybody else too.
We're getting older.
We got to look at thealternatives other than
pharmaceutical shit, because thepharmaceuticals all they want
to do is just sell right, theydon't give a fuck like your high
blood pressure.
Don't take no pharmaceuticals,pills for high blood pressure.
I don't even trust that.
Yeah, all that, all that doesis slow your heart down, and
(22:23):
that that's you know.
And then they check your bloodpressure.
Well, his blood pressure isdown Well, because you could
still get a heart attack.
Joe (22:30):
Right, but doesn't it fuck up your liver too at the same
time?
Thee Gooch (22:34):
Oh, yeah, fuck.
Yeah, dude, I can have amassive fucking headache right
now and I would refuse to takeibuprofen.
Joe (22:45):
I won't take ibuprofen.
I won't take ibuprofen.
No, you just fucking deal withthe headache.
I just deal with the fuckingheadache.
But I mean as long as you drinkwater, right?
If you drink a lot.
If you take an aspirin and youdrink water everyday, it won't
fucking harm you, right, it willclear your liver Eventually.
But it's like if you, if youfucking take aspirins every
(23:07):
fucking day and no water, yeah,of course it's going to fuck up
your liver, but as long as youdrink plenty of water, yes, and
water is dull to drink.
Thee Gooch (23:17):
It's like boring to drink, right?
That's why I drink the seltzer.
Dude, yeah, the seltzer wateris a little bubbly, you know.
Mm-hmm, yeah you know, theseltzer water is a little bubbly
, you know, mm-hmm, yeah yeah,and there's absolutely no sugar,
no calories, no fat, no sodium,right, right.
Zero carbohydrates, right,mm-hmm, none of that shit.
(23:42):
Zero proteins.
I'm basically just drinking air.
That's what I'm doing that'sfucking crazy.
Joe (23:48):
Pretty soon they're going to make air cans.
You know you can sniff justlike space balls, you know.
Thee Gooch (23:55):
I think they do.
I think they do.
Joe (23:58):
We suck on our air cans to get fresh air like an oxygen
tank?
yeah air, air yeah.
Clip (24:05):
To get fresh air like an oxygen tank.
Yeah, air, air.
Joe (24:12):
Yeah, so.
Thee Gooch (24:13):
So what's going on in the news there, Joe?
Joe (24:16):
I was going to ask you.
I was going to ask you aquestion, since you know more,
probably, about more, aboutwhat's going on about politics,
about China, dude, what's goingon with China, like?
Okay, some people don't seem toget it.
I mean, from what I'munderstanding Correct me if I'm
wrong From what I'munderstanding About these
(24:37):
tariffs Right, they've been,they've been ripping us off
since way before, like 30 years,right?
Thee Gooch (24:45):
Oh yeah, for decades .
Joe (24:48):
The people don't seem to understand that.
They think that, oh, we're justfucking Throwing it out there
to China or any other Countries,or oh, we're going, we're going
to give you some Terrorists andfucking, you know, give you 20%
Terrorists.
Or you know, blah, blah, blah,you know shit like that.
But the people don't seem toget it.
That's what they're thinking,right?
The people that are againstTrump and all that shit, right?
(25:08):
Because these terrorists wasSince fucking what like since
Nixon.
All them Way back, right?
I mean From what I'm thinking.
Well, from what I'munderstanding Correct me if I'm
wrong again, all the countrieshave been charging us Way
(25:29):
terrorist Than we were chargingthem, right, right?
Thee Gooch (25:34):
So that's why you know the media Right away, right
, the fucking liberal ownedmedia.
Okay, and this is the one thingthat people Need to fucking
understand.
This is not a tariff war, by nomeans.
But the media wants to tell youthat because people are stupid
and they believe it.
It's not a tariff war, it's nota trade war.
(25:56):
What this administration wantsto do is make everything equal.
71 countries already fuckingtold, including Vietnam, Japan,
fucking South Korea.
All these countries alreadytold India.
All these countries alreadytold trump okay, zero, where
they're going to negotiate zerotariffs on the united states,
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which is that's what Trump wants.
But you take somebody like China, who's been fucking us for the
last you know 30 plus decades.
China.
We made China who they arebecause of these fucking tariffs
they had on us.
Dude, they are so fuckingadvanced with their technology,
their roads, no, homeless people.
You get to actually own yourproperty in China, right, but
(26:40):
you have to be a Chinese citizen.
Anyways, totally differentenvironment from the United
States.
But people need to understandthis administration.
All they want to do is equaltariffs If the country like, say
, for example, China, if theyever fall, which I don't think
they will and they say, ok, zeroChina, zero tariffs on the
(27:02):
United States.
Then then then thisadministration will be like okay
, cool, then zero tariffs foryou guys too, right, right, and
everything that they trade,it'll all be cheaper for
everybody.
You know, you'll pay next tonothing on milk, next to nothing
on fucking the vegetable,whatever it is a fucking
transport from China, theproduct, everything we have in
(27:24):
our house is made in China,right yeah, everything no matter
how you slice, no matter whatyou look for, everything is made
in China even theaction, figures, everything.
Yeah, why, though?
You know why.
Why do we do that?
Why is that?
Can we change that?
Can we just make stuff inamerica and, you know, have the
profits for ourselves, and youknow, everything used to be
(27:47):
cheaper, you know, for everybodyhere in the states, but no, but
this has been going on fordecades, and now that we're
unfucking what's been going onnow, people don't understand it.
They're hating it.
It's a trade war, it's a tariffwar, it's this war.
No, it's no fucking war.
We just want equal fuckingtariffs.
Yeah, you know, like I said inthe past podcast, it costs.
(28:08):
It costs, I think, eitherVietnam or Taiwan, one of them
fucking countries.
It costs $8 to make a pair ofAir Jordans, right, right, and
then, when they bring it to theUnited States, they charge us
$250 for a fucking pair ofsneakers, just because it's Air
Jordan you know it's all and youknow what it's all
materialistic reason,materialism yeah, don't even
(28:31):
fucking get.
And all of this happening rightnow.
Uh, china is now tellingeverybody you know on social
media well, guess what?
You've been paying fifteenthousand dollars for a louis
vuitton bag, right, and it onlycosts us ten dollars to make it.
You want the Louis Vuitton bag?
(28:51):
Give me your address, give meyour phone number, I will ship
it to you for $10.
That's what's going on rightnow in social media with China.
Oh shit, yeah, everything.
The Knights, the fucking Adidas, flip-flops, all of that shit.
The Adidas flip-flops.
We used to wear all of thatshit.
The adidas flip-flops they makeout there in china 80, 80
(29:12):
fucking cents to to to make andthey sell them over here for 60
bucks, jeez especially the airjordans, on like what are you?
two hundred dollars nikes coach,all of these fucking name
brands, dude, okay.
So what they do and I justfound this out yesterday because
everything's coming out, okay,everything's coming like the
(29:33):
louis vuitton I think louisvuitton is what french, right,
yeah, paris okay.
So this is what the and andeverybody's freaking out,
because they send all theirproducts, the material, to china
to make the purse a louisvuitton purse, right, right,
make everything.
The only thing they don't puton the purse is a label like
okay yeah.
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So they ship everything back.
For example, we'll use francefor, for example.
Then they ship, and then chinaafter all, these purses are made
, whatever is made, they send itall back to france and france
puts a label on it now it's madein, now it's made in France, so
now they can fucking sell it asan authentic Louis Vuitton bag.
You know what I'm saying.
(30:16):
But everything Coach, louisVuitton, nike, all of these
fucking name brands thateverybody goes crazy they're all
made in China.
Everything, everything, and allpeople are freaking out.
Well, fuck it.
I'm wearing a fucking LouisVuitton, fucking chonies.
They cost me 150 bucks.
They were made in China, but itsays made in.
Joe (30:38):
You know, france, technically you're paying only
for that little fucking piece oflabel right there, like that
little piece of label.
That's what you're paying.
The material is just like it'sall the same.
Thee Gooch (30:50):
you probably can make it yourself, yep, you just
gotta get the right material,you know what I'm saying and
everybody's freaking out like,oh shit, this stuff is actually
made in China now.
So here, pretty soon, here,pretty soon, we'll be able to
buy, you know, louis Vuitton for20 bucks, 29 bucks, because
it's all cheap shit.
It's all made in China.
Yeah, I mean, of course it'smade with, you know, quality
(31:16):
craftsmanship.
You know what I'm saying, butthey're just going to be cheaper
.
Joe (31:19):
I think if it would have been made in the USA, it would
be more valuable, wouldn't it?
Thee Gooch (31:24):
Oh yeah.
Joe (31:25):
Yeah, oh yeah.
Of course, it's like when youbuy a vase, you buy a vase and,
hey, that vase is worth athousand dollars.
Okay, and then what's thedifference between the vase is
worth a thousand dollars and theone that is worth more than the
China piece?
It's worth what?
Like five dollars, which?
Thee Gooch (31:45):
one's worth.
You know what I'm saying, andit's true too, too, because here
in the united states theaverage manufacturing job is
about 30 to 35 dollars an hour.
If you're lucky, that's whatyou can get as a manufacturing
job, right?
Yeah, that's the addressaccording to.
You know the united states, buta lot of people are like, no,
(32:07):
that's not true, blah, no it'sfucking true, because then you
have job agencies.
Remember the job agencies weused to go to looking for work?
Joe (32:16):
Okay, labor rating.
Thee Gooch (32:19):
Yeah, the company.
Let's just use Graybar, forexample.
Okay, for example, the companyGraybar Electric.
Okay, for example, the companyGraybar Electric.
They're going to pay the agencythe $35 an hour.
So the agency, they promotehiring.
(32:40):
Now you want a job, we'll startyou today.
Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
You go apply at the agency,then the agency sends you to the
Graybar, you start working, butthe agency are going to pay you
16 an hour.
So who's winning?
you're not winning, the agency'swinning yeah you know, because,
uh, because gray bar doesn'twant the liability, so they're
(33:04):
going to pay the agency in casethe guy gets hurt at 16 an hour,
then the agency is responsibleto pay for the fucking guy
that's working $16 an hour.
That's the way it works.
Joe (33:13):
Yeah, because I'm.
I remember when I used to workin those kinds of agencies
agencies like, for instance, huhyeah, yeah, because, yeah,
you're right about the, the onlythe agency will help you pay
the.
You know the will help you paythe expenses of your if you get
hurt.
But in my level, when I wasworking in the agency, I didn't
(33:35):
get no fucking benefits, no 401k.
You just work straight likethat.
Thee Gooch (33:40):
Yeah, you don't get the benefits, you don't get the
401k.
It's like security too.
Security is the same fuckingway.
You want private security.
Well, they'll go to, forexample, example, they'll go to
brinks and say like, well, here,I need two guys over here.
Okay, two guys.
Okay, brinks will charge them60 an hour for both you know.
And then they turn around,brinks will turn around and and
(34:02):
and just pay the guys 12, 13bucks an hour yeah, yeah, yeah,
I remember that shit.
Joe (34:08):
Yeah, yeah, that's yeah, that's just.
That's the name of the game youknow, and then if you don't like
that when you work in an agency, one thing about the agency is
that if they find out that youdon't like that, well, not the
agency, I mean, I meant theemployer.
Right, if the employer findsout you don't like working there
, they'll call the agency andsay, hey, this guy doesn't want
(34:28):
to work there, he has thisattitude.
And then the agency will callyou and they'll say, hey, they
don't want you there anymore.
So you're terminated, you'regone.
Thee Gooch (34:38):
Yeah, and it's the same way like if the company
doesn't like the way, if youlook like a fucking idiot you
know you can go back to theagency.
Clean, clear hands are washed,company safe.
It's the agency's problem.
Now they can get rid of you atany given fucking time yeah, I
know, because that happened tome.
Joe (34:58):
That happened to me because when I was working for that job
five years ago and I go, youknow what?
They ask me how come?
You can't be like, oh, I waslooking for another job and I go
no, I was looking for anotherjob technically, they're going.
I was looking for another job.
Technically I was going to worka second job, but when I told
them that they found out that Isaid that they told me you know
(35:20):
what the agency called.
They said that I'm terminated.
Thee Gooch (35:26):
No shit.
Joe (35:26):
Yeah.
And so I went back and theysaid said, you know what, go
back to the agency and we'llfind you another job.
Yeah, yeah.
Thee Gooch (35:36):
That's how it works.
Joe (35:37):
That's how it works, dude.
Yeah, that happened to me.
Yeah, one time what?
Was that I was like I was 19,1994, 1995, when that, when I
was working in that job, thatbig freezer.
Yeah, when I used working inthat job, that big freezer.
Thee Gooch (35:51):
Yeah, when I used to work in the, what was?
Joe (35:53):
the name, I don't want to mention it.
I don't want to mention itbecause I don't want to give
them the props.
But yeah, I was crackingshrimps in the freezer.
I liked the cold.
It was below, I think, at least30 degrees below, and I was
getting used to the cold insidethe freezer.
Cold, it was like below, Ithink, at least 30 degrees below
, and I was getting used to thecold inside the freezer.
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So it was getting hot.
So I took off the whole fuckingmy jacket.
I was just running with athermal and that's it.
I started enjoying the cold,packing the shrimp bags in a box
with the tape gun.
You know the machine and youtape it.
And then they promoted me to theother level, when I used to do
inventory, getting cardboards,how many cardboards they needed
(36:38):
in the warehouse.
I'll do all that.
So I mean, I had it made rightthere, dude, to be honest, I had
it made right there.
And then they call it the drystorage.
I, I call it dry storage.
I had it made.
But to what?
I?
To what?
I told them oh, why you?
Why you came late, why you'relate.
Oh, I was looking for a job,another job, oh, that's when
they Fucking.
They told me.
You know what I called youragency.
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They said to go back To your.
They told you to go back andyou're terminated.
Thee Gooch (37:05):
Oh shit, remember that nasty Frostbite you had in
your ear?
Oh yeah, well, that's what.
Joe (37:09):
I got it from.
Oh, no shit, I want to go usethe redwood.
That was I was.
I was a new hire at the time.
Oh my gosh, that was fuckingterrible, dude.
I mean I went to the restroom.
I never thought, dude, you knowfrostburn actually yeah,
frostburn.
Yeah, I had the ear because themachinery inside was too noisy
so we had to use earmuffs.
(37:31):
It's due because of OSHA.
Yeah.
OSHA was in control of that, andso we had earmuffs, right.
So I went to the restroom and Iput the earmuffs down, like
that, yeah, and I guess it hadwater a little bit in the.
I put I think wateraccidentally spilled because in
(37:53):
the sink and then I put them on,oh shit, and then I walked down
inside the freezer and then myears started irritating.
Fuck dude.
I was like shit, it'sirritating me and shit.
You know, I guess it was themoist from the earmuffs.
Yeah, yeah, that shit turnedugly dude and shit, you know, I
(38:15):
guess it was the moist from theearmuffs.
Yeah, here, yeah, ugly dude,yeah.
So, um, my ears started gettingbigger and bigger.
It started getting red dude,red, red, red, and go fuck it.
It was irritating me the wholeday.
So they took a look at it andthey say, hey, dude, you got
fucking.
I went to the clinic, they go,you know.
You know what.
You went to the.
You have freezer burn, you go.
Lucky you came here just intime, because if you didn't come
here just in time you wouldhave lost your ear, dude, I was
(38:38):
like no shit.
Yeah, because it was bad, it wasbig, it was infected.
So they give me some.
Remember that shit.
And then they took a picture ofme.
Dude, I felt like a poster boy,a poster boy.
Things you should not do job,work and shit They probably
had me in a poster like that.
You know what I'm saying.
Thee Gooch (39:00):
Yeah, I think I worked there fuck it, I don't
know, it was like for a coupleweeks.
It wasn't my cup of tea, dude.
Yeah, I remember.
Joe (39:08):
It started with me, me and Chris.
We started right there and thensis worked there for a little
while.
They liked the sis a lot.
Yeah, they had her do.
They had her do everything easy.
Yeah, but other than that, yeah.
Thee Gooch (39:26):
So Going back to the tariffs and shit.
So the you know just Fuckinglet everything right, man yeah,
you know right now it's gonna bea rough eight, nine months,
whatever.
I'm just like fucking.
Let just let it right, you know.
So let it fucking right andthen people are freaking out
because you know, I don't knowwhere these fucking people come
(39:46):
up with the shit.
Anyways, iphone, apple iPhone.
They leaked their flip phone,iphone 17,.
Right, they leaked the photo.
It's going to be a flip phoneand right away, you know,
everybody's saying that it'sgoing to be $2,500 because of
the tariffs and blah, blah, blah.
No it's not going to be $2,500because of the fucking tariffs.
(40:07):
Apple's always been expensive,dude.
Joe (40:10):
Always.
They're just something.
You have to have something tosay.
There's always something to say.
I mean, it's just an excuse.
Thee Gooch (40:21):
It's just these fucking Democrat liberals.
It's just their scare tactics.
They always have to pitch up.
But if it was Joe Biden orBarack Obama or fucking Camel
Toe, it would have been fine.
Oh, I'll spend $2,500 on that.
Oh, yeah, yeah, shut the fuckup.
Joe (40:39):
Well, these terrorists were around since fucking more than
30 years, dude.
Thee Gooch (40:43):
What's the big deal?
They've been around.
Joe (40:47):
It's just that we don't really know about it because of
social media.
Thee Gooch (40:50):
It's just that we don't really know about it
because of social media.
You know, yeah, it's justpeople want to.
You know them, especially themedia.
You know they want to call it atrade war, tariff war.
You know.
Then you got canada saying, oh,this is the trade war, when
they were the ones that fuckingstarted this shit.
Yeah, you know, they were.
Canada was the one that werebending us over fucking for
quite some time too, and thosefucking cocksuckers are fucking
paying the price.
(41:11):
Yeah, because they opened theirmouth right yeah, because they
opened their shit again becauseof their fucking liberals,
because they're fuckingdemocrats.
It's their way of the fucking.
How fuck that?
Fuck all that shit, I'm justletting you ride yeah, just let
her ride.
Joe (41:27):
I mean, I mean, we dealt with it for four years and we
can't deal with it now?
Yeah, that's what I mean Ispent a lot of fucking um
merchandise yesterday when Iwent to go grocery shopping and
I didn't know there's adifference.
I go fuck, I'm not really usedto it, I'm immune to it, you
know everybody's gonna feel theimpact differently.
Thee Gooch (41:47):
Everybody's gonna feel the impact differently,
especially, especiallycalifornia, because you get
scumbags like gavin newsom andeverybody below him.
You know, and like I said itbefore, everybody has their
fucking hand in the cookie jareverybody yeah, all of those
fucking crooked fuckingpoliticians.
Now here in a red state whereI'm at, you know, fucking eggs
(42:07):
are going back down a lot.
I was spending six dollars fora dozen eggs.
Now they're just above.
Just above three dollars for adozen gas is down over here in
the red state so again it justdepends what state you're in.
If, if you see, if, if peopledon't see their fucking eggs
going down on prices get a holdof your fucking local, uh, your
local government, becausethey're the ones that are
(42:28):
fucking responsible.
Joe (42:32):
Right, right and in.
Thee Gooch (42:33):
California.
They tax-hiked California again, didn't they?
Yeah, yeah, but see, I don'tfeel it, dude, the ones that are
bitching and whining about itis the rich you know, and you
know, over here where I'm at,it's a red state and every time
I see everybody complaining I'malways eating popcorn and
fucking reading the comments ofeverybody complaining.
(42:53):
Anyway, over here there's nofood tax.
So say, if you buy a soda, forexample, right, right, what does
a little bottle of soda cost?
Almost $2?
We'll just say $1.99, right, wego up to the cashier and that's
all you're spending is $1.99.
No tax.
Joe (43:11):
There's no tax.
Thee Gooch (43:12):
There's no food tax, there's no CRV.
None of that other bullshit,jeez.
Joe (43:17):
Must be nice.
Thee Gooch (43:19):
Oh, it is.
Joe (43:20):
It's very nice.
Yeah, it is.
I couldn't imagine.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And um, yeah, dude, that's just, people just need to let it
ride and everybody's allcomplaining About the stocks and
shit, right.
Stocks fall, they rise and godown.
(43:41):
They tend to, you know, like arollercoaster, right?
Thee Gooch (43:46):
The only people it's affecting Are people that have
401ks yeah, because noteverybody.
Do you know someone that ownsstocks thing.
Rather, the only people it'saffecting are people that have
401ks.
Yeah, okay, because noteverybody.
Do you know someone that ownsstocks?
uh, no, I don't, but I have 401kright, I'm telling you I'm sure
it took a.
It took a plummet, it plummeteda lot.
I know, I know one guy thatfucking lost no bullshit.
He said he lost two hundredthousand dollars on his fucking
(44:07):
401k.
No shit, yeah, but it's gonnago back up.
Joe (44:10):
Watch's going to go back up , Watch.
Thee Gooch (44:11):
Yeah, it'll go back up.
It'll go back up.
But see, the stock market.
It only affects no bullshit.
It only affects the rich people, yeah, People that are okay
with slave wages.
And again going back to Chinaand Taiwan and South Korea and
fucking Japan, All these peopleinvested in Nikes.
All these people had investedin Louis Vuitton and all this
(44:34):
rich shit.
Right, those are the peoplethat the stock market affect.
It doesn't affect people likeme and you or the economy.
It doesn't.
The stock market can crashright now, dude, and we'll be
fine.
Joe (44:48):
You know what, we're used to the survival.
We'll be fine.
Well, yeah, yeah, because we're.
You know what?
Because we're used to thesurvival.
Yeah.
But, these mother Huh.
Thee Gooch (44:54):
We'll be fine, we'll be good.
Joe (44:56):
But the rich people, if they will fall like everything
will go down and they're justthey're the ones that are
suffering, they're not going toknow how to survive.
No, no, no.
Thee Gooch (45:10):
It's just.
Elon Musk lost a lot of moneytoo, you know, because of the
stock market.
All of these rich peoplecomplaining that the stock
market has crashed they're allfucking rich people, every
single one of them.
It doesn't affect people likeme and you, yeah because they
invest yeah, they invest andthat's what they're losing.
They're losing their investment.
Now, if they bring Nikes backto the United united states,
(45:31):
they bring fucking.
You know all theseamerican-made products right,
you'll be surprised.
Everything that was created inthe like gnc.
You know that muscle where youbuy supplements for muscles and
shit.
That's not american owned, dude, that's Chinese owned.
China owns that and a lot ofpeople don't know that.
(45:52):
Shit, jeez you know, I'm justwriting it out, dude.
Joe (45:58):
Yeah, same here.
I mean I don't know the peopleare complaining.
Why are they all worried aboutit?
If you're not into politics,why are you guys are bitching
about it?
Thee Gooch (46:10):
Like I said, the only thing that affects is the
people that have 401ks.
It's horrible, but it'll goback up.
But other than that, as far asthe economy and inflation, the
stock market doesn't affectinflation.
Joe (46:22):
Well, didn't Trump say that you're going to feel it a
little bit?
Yeah, but then after that it'sgoing to go away.
Yeah, yeah.
Thee Gooch (46:33):
And when it goes away, dude, it still won't shut
the fucking Democrats up.
You know when it goes away.
And we're paying decent pricesfor food and groceries.
We're paying decent prices forgas.
And you know what's fuckingstupid the other person is going
to get the credit.
Yeah, yeah, this is what'sstupid about these Democrats,
dude.
Gas, the barrel of gas is down.
(46:54):
I think it was the last time Ichecked.
It was like $60 a gallon.
Okay, the gas is going down.
They're fucking complainingbecause there's no fucking you
know high demand for gas rightnow, right, but, but the gas is
gone and they're fuckingcomplaining about that.
Joe (47:10):
Still.
Thee Gooch (47:10):
Yeah, that's how stupid they are.
Dude, crazy dude, that'sfucking crazy yeah.
Do you have a video clip toplay?
Joe (47:23):
Yeah, I got the one from China.
Yeah, just play one of them Ijust want to play three or, if
you want to play two, you sendme two, but I got no three, but
I chose one.
I got the one with the.
Okay, here's one, right here.
Hold on, let me just fix thisup and then we'll be set to go.
Hold on, let me see.
Clip (47:45):
Every detail is a perfect one-to-one match.
I'm talking one-to-one match.
I'm talking one-to-one topgrain leather, one-to-one rubber
sole, all designed to give youthe absolute best experience
Cheap price, high quality, nomiddleman, no overpricing.
Worldwide shipping is 100% freeand we were just talking about
(48:06):
that right.
Thee Gooch (48:06):
Yeah, and that's the thing.
See, that's that's.
And the reason why China isexposing Louis Vuitton, all the
top-name brands right, thereason why they're exposing them
is because, now to avoidtariffs from the United States
right To avoid it.
Now they can ship your AirJordans or whatever the fuck you
(48:27):
order from China.
Now they can ship it directlyto you instead of a big-ass,
fucking container and they putyeah well you know what I'm
saying?
okay, now they can do that.
That's the way they can.
It's a loophole, I guess.
Yeah, yeah, that's the way theycan get away with paying that
high tariffs.
Okay, so see, that's kind of acheckmate on fucking china's
part, dude like yeah, yeah, youknow that is, and the only way
(48:49):
they can pull that off is byexposing these fucking high
price brand bullshit thateverybody you know, because they
want to be something in society.
Oh look, I got louis vuittonslippers, I got louis vuitton
glasses, and fucking purses andshirts and silk and all yeah,
all that shit is made in fuckingchina how about this?
Joe (49:07):
probably China is going to be the next Amazon, but bigger
than fucking Amazon, right yeah?
Thee Gooch (49:13):
To me.
In my opinion, dude, I thinkthey outsmarted Trump.
Joe (49:17):
Do you think so?
Thee Gooch (49:17):
Yeah, I think they outsmarted him on that one.
I'll have to give it to them.
Yeah, but we'll see.
We'll see how it goes.
Then We'll see how it goes.
We'll see how that one goesright.
Yeah, because I think australiauh folded with tariffs right,
so they're gonna negotiate.
So now what china's idea isdoing is shipping everything to
(49:40):
australia and then fromaustralia shipping it to the
united states another loopholeyeah, so we'll see.
Joe (49:47):
We'll see how it goes.
Well, there's always it's likeokay, have you seen Casino?
Yeah, I was watching it lastnight actually.
Okay, you know that Asian personthat was a gambler.
He used to keep gambling, andgambling, and gambling.
But he's always a cheapskate.
But then he goes into hotels,all that money he has, he starts
stealing all the towels.
Inside the fucking Shit likethat.
(50:08):
That's all they are.
Dude All billionaires are allcheapskates.
Dude all the towels inside thefucking shit like that.
That's all they are dude, yeah,you know.
All billionaires are allcheapskates.
Dude, yep, you know.
Thee Gooch (50:14):
That's why they're billionaires.
That's why they're billionaires.
You know, you know you don'tsee them buying stupid shit.
Like me, dude.
If I was a millionaire dude,I'd be buying all kinds of you
know.
Joe (50:27):
Yeah, shit you know what, if I was a rich or a billionaire
, even though I can't even touchthe pedals or the fucking gas
or the brake pedals, I'll buy mea 1956 Chevy dude.
Yeah, because I could tell.
I know the reason why I know Ican't reach the pedals because
(50:47):
of the rockabilly homeboys thatI had back in the day I was
reason why I know I can't reachthe pedals because, like those,
uh, the rockabilly homeboys thatI had back in the day I was, um
, trying to drive their car,their 56, uh, bel-air, no it was
56 buick, buick, yeah, 56 buick.
I couldn't even fucking touchthe pedals, dude.
Well, you could always putstilts.
Well, yeah, but my, the funnypart is my legs were dangling,
you know, from the seat, youknow, you know, yeah, so yeah,
(51:14):
but that's true fact Right there, okay, guys.
Thee Gooch (51:17):
Whatever happened to those guys?
Joe (51:19):
I don't know dude, I remember one time he was, he
became a father, but I haven'theard him since.
Oh really, yeah, they were coolpeople.
I remember one of them.
I won't heard him since.
Oh really, I haven't heard himsince, yeah, they were cool
people, they were cool people.
Thee Gooch (51:32):
Yeah, it was, I remember one of them.
I won't say his name, but Iremember one of them used to be
afraid of cats.
He had a cat, oh yeah.
Joe (51:37):
That's Christian.
Christian he was afraid of, hewas scared of cats.
I go, what the fuck there?
Was a phobia dude, he wasliterally scared of cats.
Thee Gooch (51:49):
Like what women, the way women get with spiders.
Mm-hmm, so he was fuckingscared of cats.
Joe (51:57):
I remember that dude.
He was cool dude, he was a coolcat First.
When I met him, when I first,when I went to Belmont.
When I met him he was all 70sout.
He was just like bowel bottoms,70s shirt, you look like fucking
John Travolta and shit, youknow.
But when I arrived, when yousaw me greased up, you know I
(52:18):
used to dress all rockabilly andshit.
Hey, dude, you look cool withthe fucking hair like that and
blah, blah, blah you go.
Yeah, oh, and then the nextfucking I think the next week he
dressed all rockabilly up andshit.
Thee Gooch (52:31):
Did you introduce yourself as Bullet or fucking
Greaser Joe?
Joe (52:36):
No, greaser Joe.
Well, they named me that Ididn't name myself, that I
didn't name myself Greaser Joe.
They did Fucking Bullet, thatshit, right, yeah.
So I got another clip.
This was another China one.
Yeah, you wanna see this one.
So it's the same shit.
(52:57):
I sell it out 85 cents, 85 cents, 85 cents, 85 cents all
slippers, 85 cents per pair.
A Chinese franchise need tosell a large number of high
quality slippers.
All of them are individuallypackaged.
You can sell $10 or even $20 inyour country, but it only costs
$0.85 now.
(53:18):
If you're interested, pleasetell me.
I will send you all the styles,yeah you see, yeah.
Thee Gooch (53:24):
That's all fucking Gucci, fucking Prada so this
fucker.
Joe (53:30):
He's going to get fucking rich out of this shit, right, If
he?
Thee Gooch (53:34):
sells it like that From his fucking warehouse dude,
from his warehouse.
But see, that's what I'm saying.
They'll ship it to you directlyto avoid the dirt, which is
fine, I guess.
But I just want people to knowthat all these fashion bullshit
that everybody admires andeverybody seeks, it's all made
(53:55):
in china.
Joe (53:56):
There's no way around it around it even if, like if it's
a a gucci shirt, but it's notmade of gucci, it's just a label
.
Right, just a little, and theymade the shirt.
Thee Gooch (54:06):
They made the shirt.
China made.
Joe (54:07):
China made the shirt, but the it's not.
It's not 100% from where it'scoming from.
Thee Gooch (54:12):
Gotcha, and the point is, too, is that that's a
rip off, though you know they'remaking fucking thousands, dude
Millions.
Joe (54:20):
So every time I walk into the mall and I see a Gucci bag
right there Made in China, madein China, right, but it's like
the materialism, like you know.
Oh, just because it says Gucci,oh, fuck, yeah, I mean.
So all these people that aredoing their, how do you call
that shit?
Smashing, grab, getting allgoing to the stores, ripping all
that shit.
That's not even fucking worthanything then.
(54:42):
All made in China.
Thee Gooch (54:44):
All made in China.
All that shit, the value ofthose fucking high fashion thing
, all of that is going to loseits value here In the coming
weeks.
They won't be as valuable as itwas Before.
Joe (54:57):
So technically it's imitation.
Thee Gooch (55:00):
Imitation right.
Joe (55:01):
And I got another question for you, gooch.
Okay, tiktok, since it's run byChina.
I heard that China wants tomake it as a payable, like a
payment plan.
Is that true?
Thee Gooch (55:18):
I know there's a couple Americans putting a high
bid to buy TikTok, but honestly,dude, I wish they would just
shut down TikTok.
Yeah same here.
I honestly, because you can'tsay anything, dude yeah, I can't
say shit, I can't put an emoji,shit on it.
I can't, I can't say fucking soif it goes, I only, I only, I'm
(55:39):
only on it, just so I can, youknow, check it out and get some
info.
But as far as posting andcommenting that I did, I'm so
close to being banned so manyfucking times yeah I'm over it
and I feel bad because a lot ofpeople work for it.
You know they make money off it,but in my situation and
thousands of others, if it wentaway, I wouldn't, fucking, I
(56:01):
wouldn't.
Joe (56:01):
Yeah, it's not worth crying over it, you know.
I wouldn't lose sleep on it,yeah.
Thee Gooch (56:09):
I'm sure it's.
It's some fucking liberal, youknow Community.
Yeah, because, dude, like it'sso fucking pathetic you can't.
I can't say shit On thatfucking app.
Joe (56:18):
Exactly, I don't they.
They banned.
Well, they didn't ban me, butthey, they blocked me for Cause
I?
Cause I put clown.
Yeah, I said something aboutclown and they fucking they put
me like on violation and theytake my comment away or some
shit like that I follow onecreator.
Thee Gooch (56:37):
His name is conservative, conservative ant
uh-huh his name, first name isanthony.
I love him.
He he's all about the truth andhe says.
He says it how?
It is no violence, hardly anycussing.
They fucking banned his 1.5million dollar for I mean
follower uh account.
He got it back but he was likewhy the fuck did?
(56:58):
Because they're conservatives.
Conservatives on tiktok areunder attack.
You can't conservatives can'tsay shit on tiktok yeah, I
noticed it.
Like if you say oh yeah, iftiktok left, I wouldn't shed a
tear yeah, I think it's time.
Joe (57:14):
I think I think it's time for them to shut it down.
And now I think trump's gonnasay forget tiktok now yeah,
hopefully he catches a littlebit.
Thee Gooch (57:22):
Yeah, hopefully trump catches wind of it and
just say fuck tiktok andeverything.
But you know what I?
Joe (57:27):
noticed, dude, not even fucking instagram, does that?
Not even fucking facebook, doesthat?
Not even fucking Facebook, doesthat?
Not even who am I missingMyspace?
No, just kidding, not even.
They don't even give me.
I'd say something to them.
Thee Gooch (57:43):
They don't even give me like a violation, shit like
that, oh shit, I can cuss up astorm on Facebook yeah, and also
in um I mean Instagram.
Well, instagram, yeah,sometimes.
They make me edit it, but Ijust push it.
Joe (57:58):
Oh yeah, that too.
They make you edit it, theygive you a chance.
Yeah, but fucking TikTok rightaway.
You know, yeah, she's likethey're fucking, like they're
butt pics In there and shit.
Babies, you know right, theycan't.
They like to, they like tofucking talk shit, but when you
talk shit to them, they can'ttake it, they can't handle it oh
, but liberals on TikTok.
Thee Gooch (58:20):
It's okay to threaten the president of the
United States, you know, to beassassinated, assassinated and
fucking.
Talk all kinds of shit aboutTrump and women shaking their
ass, showing tits.
You know this is fine, but assoon as a conservative Gets on
there and says somethingtruthful, they fucking, they
strike your ass.
Joe (58:39):
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Thee Gooch (58:42):
Exactly so, fuck TikTok.
Joe (58:47):
Yeah, I gotta.
Before we end the show, I gottaclip.
It's how Should have ended Igot a Before we end the show.
I got a clip.
It's how should have ended thesame clip like last week,
remember About the flash.
Well, this one's, yeah, yeah.
This one's about the.
It's about Elf.
Elf, the.
(59:07):
You know Elf.
Yeah.
Clip (59:09):
This one's called Elf should have ended how Elf Should
have Ended.
Alright, here we go.
I'm just showering at work.
I just let myself in.
I didn't ask for an audience.
But I let myself in.
Just singing a duet Aboutrejecting boundaries.
(59:32):
I was raised by elves.
I don't know what that means.
The song choice is kind ofawkward.
Some might say it's kind of spoton.
At least it's not that one byMariah.
Singing the creepiest Christmassong you don't understand.
I was raised by elves and Iknow Santa.
(59:55):
That makes it okay for me towalk in and sing with a girl I
just met who's trying to take ashower.
I'm not a bad person.
It turns out he doesn't evenwork here.
How did you not know that?
How did you not notice himconstructing decorations all
night?
Because both of you are bad atyour jobs.
Why are you showering at adepartment store?
(01:00:24):
What in the Sam Hill is that?
It's a baby.
He must have snuck into yoursack at the orphanage.
Oh, you think Twin Elf.
Out of all the houses wevisited, you just presume he
must have come from theorphanage.
Well, why don't you know wherehe's from?
Yeah, you're supposed to be theguy that knows everything about
children.
Yeah, why didn't you know he wasawake?
Did you steal a baby?
Santa stole a baby, put astocking in it.
(01:00:46):
I didn't steal any baby.
What are we going gonna do?
We can't keep him here.
Uh, santa, I can, I can.
Uh, well, if you want, Ithought, maybe, um, maybe I
could keep him and what?
Raise him to be some kind ofinnocent man child.
This isn't some stray dog thatfollowed me home, papa elf, it's
a human baby.
People are going to miss theirhuman baby.
(01:01:07):
Oh right, okay, we gotta takethis kid back where he belongs.
So where does he belong?
At the orphanage?
I knew it.
Hello, I'm just a random personpassing by.
Are you perhaps looking for anylost babies?
Yes, I didn't steal them.
Come on, finn, dinner's almostready, okay.
(01:01:36):
Wow Are these for me oh no,those are Daddy's building
blocks, aw.
I'm building that giant citydownstairs, remember?
Besides, I thought you wanted acat poster.
Now do me a favor and takethose boxes down to the basement
, will you?
Okay, oh, oh, no, watch outCareful.
Okay, oh, no, watch out.
Sorry.
(01:01:57):
Dad Shh, this means somethingSomething important.
What does it mean?
It means dinner is ruined andI'm going to have to start all
over again.
Yeah, are you sure we did theright thing, santa?
No, no, I'm not there you go.
Joe (01:02:29):
That was kind of funny, though I liked it, yeah, dude.
So what are you drinking there?
Gooch Beer.
Thee Gooch (01:02:37):
No, it's a.
It's a seltzer called Polar, ohPolar.
It's like strawberry andwatermelon Flavor, but you don't
really taste the flavor.
Oh, you don't.
No, I like the burn it givesyou in the throat.
Joe (01:02:52):
I just want to mention, I want to give a plug on this
chocolate.
This fucking chocolate is good.
It's called Reese's Pieces.
It's Reese's Pieces, but it'sfucking good.
Oh my God, dude, I could eatthree of these motherfuckers.
Dude, it's fucking real good.
Check it out.
This is a real good, fuckingshit right here.
Candy Outrageous.
(01:03:13):
It's called right Alright.
It's uh, has Reese's Piecesinside.
No, no shit, this is sold, areyou?
I think you can find these In7-Eleven, cause that's where I
buy them at 7-Eleven.
Reese's Pieces Well, reese'sOutrageous.
Um, they have the other one too.
It's called um, fuck, I forgot,I forgot the other one.
It's good, this one's good.
I recommend everybody to buythis one.
(01:03:34):
It tastes so fucking good.
And also there's another one.
It's called Reese's PJ&J.
Oh shit, I'm gonna have to trythat one.
This is fucking delicious.
Oh my gosh, dude, I bought twoof them.
They have strawberry and theyhave grape.
I'm about to try that one, butthis one dude.
Oh my gosh dude, I couldfucking.
I bought two of them.
They have strawberry and theyhave grape.
I'm about to try that one.
(01:03:56):
But this one, dude, this one'sfucking so good and delicious,
dude.
I mean, it's addicting dude.
You know and you know what?
I'm not even a fuckingchocolate guy dude.
You know, I don't eat chocolateright, yeah, you don't yeah.
Oh, dude, when I I'm going totry it because I love peanut
butter.
I love peanut butter and Ifinally tasted this one and it
(01:04:16):
tastes fucking good and I atethree of them.
So I got one here, nice, and Igot this one here still you know
what chocolate I bit on thekick on which one?
Thee Gooch (01:04:29):
Twix?
Oh yeah, yeah, but these arethe salted ones.
Joe (01:04:34):
Oh yeah, the salty caramel one.
Thee Gooch (01:04:35):
Yeah, they put salt in it.
Joe (01:04:38):
You know what that's coming around, dude, because
Butterfinger made one too.
I have two of them still inhere.
Thee Gooch (01:04:44):
Oh yeah, twix salt.
These are fucking good dude,I'm going to have to check that
out.
Joe (01:04:48):
Butterfingers came out with one too.
Oh really, peanut butter.
Yeah, I'm going to have to lookfor that one on 7-Eleven.
Thee Gooch (01:04:57):
Yeah, try it.
It's a blue package, you can'tmiss it.
Joe (01:05:02):
I'm going to have to search for that one.
Thee Gooch (01:05:05):
Way good, dude Way good.
Joe (01:05:08):
Alright, guys, I think this is it.
We're done for today, a SundayFunday.
I just want to thank everybodywho tuned in listening.
All right, guys, I think thisis it we're done for today,
sunday Funday.
I just want to thank everybodywho tuned in listening.
You know what, gooch?
I think I'm going to buy me anew computer because this
battery is not working as before.
Oh, no shit it's because itdies out now, even though when
(01:05:43):
it's charging.
Oh really, yeah.
Thee Gooch (01:05:46):
I'll probably buy me a fucking iMac.
Yeah, iMac right.
Yeah, MacBook.
Joe (01:05:55):
Alright, guys, this is it.
This is Thee Talkers PodcastUnscripted.
My name is Joe and we have theGooch here.
Thank you for Tuning in andjoining in.
See you next week at 2pmPacific Standard Time and 3 pm
Mountain Time.
(01:06:15):
Everybody Recording live in LosAngeles, California.
Thank you for joining in and ifyou guys want to support our
show for $3 a month, you couldcancel anytime.
We will include a shout out foryou.
If you're a subscriber for $3 amonth, we will give you a shout
out and the good news is wecould cancel.
You could cancel anytime,everybody, and all I can say is
(01:06:40):
stay safe, do not drink anddrive.
Any last words for you, Gooch.
Thee Gooch (01:06:44):
Stay sober.
Joe (01:06:47):
Don't drink and drive.
Do not drink and driveeverybody.
All right, guys, this is it.
Thank you for joining in.
Thank you all you listeners outthere.
See you, bye.
(01:07:09):
Nice.
what's up?
What's up everybody?
What's up?
What's up Thee Talkers PodcastUnscripted.
How's everybody doing out there?
Thank you for tuning in andjoining in.
My name is Joel and we haveThee Gooch.
Yay, what's?
Thee Gooch (00:35):
going on Gooch Not much.
Mama love the gooboo day Notmuch.
Joe (00:41):
How's your day?
How's your day, how'severything?
Well, before we start the show,I farted on the microphone.
Oh shit.
(01:06):
You farted on the microphone.
Before we start yes, before westart I want to thank all the
listeners that are tuning in.
Thank you for downloads andlistening.
I want to thank all of Europe,south America, north America,
(01:27):
all of Europe, everybody.
Thank you very much for tuningin and downloading.
Thank you for those downloads.
It's a beautiful day in LosAngeles, california.
It's 70 degrees in the highs,everybody, not too hot.
It's very warm.
It's a really good day, sunday,fun day, gooch.
(01:49):
How's how you been, gooch?
Thee Gooch (01:51):
good, good, good, just working, working my fucking
ass off really.
Joe (01:57):
Yeah, as you can see, I'm using.
I took today off well, you tooktoday, you did.
I took today off, you did.
Yeah, you took today's off.
What the heck.
Thee Gooch (02:08):
Yeah, I took today off.
Yeah, yeah, I'm fucking tired.
What?
were you going to say?
Joe (02:17):
Well, before I was going to say, as you can see, I'm using
my Shure 55SH, you know?
Yeah, thank you, thank you, andit works pretty fine.
I was testing it out all week,so we'll see how it sounds.
You know what?
Do you think it looks?
Thee Gooch (02:34):
good.
It looks good, it's good, itsounds good.
Joe (02:37):
Sounds good Sounds good and just to yeah.
Just so you said you had a dayoff.
Thee Gooch (02:46):
Yeah, I took today off.
I was just fucking tired.
Jeez, talk about tired, it'stexturing at the new job Mainly
my shoulders.
It's not like I'm physicallytired, it's just mainly my
shoulders, your shoulders.
You get fucking.
Get some time off with them Oneday will do.
Right, I should be done withwith them One day will do.
Joe (03:05):
Right.
I should be done with that oneHopefully Tuesday.
Tuesday yeah, you'd be better,you'd be more recovering.
You will recover to Monday.
Thee Gooch (03:17):
Yeah, I'll be fine tomorrow, Kick some ass.
I mean I could stay late andfinish the job, but I don't know
if I can handle it.
Damn Getting old.
Same here, dude what is thatit's a condom.
You're a condom.
(03:38):
I'm in my bedroom and I found acondom in my room.
No shit, almost like dime size,right, yeah, it's a condom in
their room.
No shit, almost like dime size,right, yeah, it's a condom.
Joe (03:48):
Really, what the fuck I can roll it out.
That should probably fit me.
Thee Gooch (03:55):
It definitely fits me.
Joe (03:57):
Yeah Damn, I've never seen that.
How much does that cost?
10 cents Probably 5, 10 cents.
Thee Gooch (04:08):
Get them in bulk, have some for a lifetime.
Joe (04:11):
Oh shit, see that?
I've never seen that.
Put it a little lower, belowThee Gooch, because the white
covers it.
How about now?
Can you see it?
Yeah, right there, you can seeit?
Thee Gooch (04:22):
Yeah, it's a condom, oh shit.
How about now?
Can you see it?
Yeah, right there, you can seeit.
Yeah, yeah, it's a condom, ohshit.
Anyways, how are you doing?
How's your day?
Enough about me?
Good, it's about 60 degreesover here where I'm at,
temperature dropped like 10degrees the last couple days.
It's been almost 80.
Joe (04:42):
That's perfect weather right there, dude, 60 degrees,
that's perfect weather rightthere, dude 60 degrees.
That's really good weather.
I wish it was like 110.
Fuck that dude, I hate thatweather.
Thee Gooch (04:54):
I want 110.
Joe (04:56):
No 110.
Thee Gooch (04:57):
I can feel how gushy in between my toes.
Joe (05:01):
No shit Are you still drinking?
Yes, sir, from the last time,from the last last episode you
were mentioning, you stoppeddrinking soda.
Are you still drinking DrPepper?
Yes.
Thee Gooch (05:13):
No, I drank Dr Pepper, a little sip here and
there, but not the way I used to.
Four or five cups, 55 ouncecups of soda, know of soda, but
I've, I've drinking, you know,maybe a cup here, cup there, but
nothing, nothing like I didbefore.
I just been drinking water andseltzer water and I was going to
(05:35):
drink yesterday, last night,and shit you know like drink a
few beers and get a littlelittle tipsy.
But I started thinking about itas I don't want to wake up all
stupid in the morning.
Right right, yeah, so I didn'tend up drinking.
Joe (05:50):
I bought a 12-pack yesterday when I got out of work
and I was fucking tired.
You know, when you're drivingand shit and you come out of
work, you're all like fuckNessie, and shit.
And then I was drinking my12-pack after I was done with my
shopping and all that shit.
I came home, watched theDodgers and then drinking the
little beer Dude, I can't evenfinish a six-pack anymore, dude.
(06:11):
To be honest, I was like maybebecause I was sleepy or tired
you know, and I only drank likefour beers and I'm already
knocking out every shit you know, oh really.
Thee Gooch (06:20):
Yeah, we're getting old, bro, we're getting old, I,
we're getting old.
I was talking to Dino today too.
He said he's gonna stopdrinking.
Joe (06:26):
oh really when he's gonna.
Thee Gooch (06:31):
I don't know, dude, I forgot to ask him again today
when he's gonna join the show.
I forgot to ask him.
I'm sure he wants to.
It's just sometimes he's busy,you know.
But I told him just encouraginghim either slow down or he's
busy.
You know, yeah, but I told him.
Uh, I told him I was justencouraging him, you know, just
either slow down or stop at all,you know yeah yeah, it's tough
and shit, but you know becausewhen I when I quit drinking
(06:54):
fucking soda, holy shit, thecaffeine withdrawals are insane
yeah it is I felt that shit youget headaches.
Joe (07:01):
Yeah.
Thee Gooch (07:04):
Your dick don't stand up.
Joe (07:06):
No, shit, huh.
No, I'm just kidding.
Just kidding, yeah, but youknow, as you can see, I'm using
the mic.
Yes, it looks nice and not me tobrag, but it's good.
I've been wanting this micsince when I was a kid Dude.
So I fucking I finally got it,and you know, but I kind of
(07:28):
mixed up On the dates when Iwhen I wanted it, you remember I
think it was on 1994 when westarted that band.
I said 1990, something, Iforgot 94, 94.
So we're in that age, I was 21and that's when you, I remember,
when 1994, that's when you hadthe drum sets and that's when
dad used to live right there by,was it Lorena street?
(07:51):
And third, yeah, third, andLorena, yeah.
So that's when you had the drumset, remember, yeah?
So yeah, I kind of got the datesand the date and the year mixed
up, so it was like 1994.
Thee Gooch (08:03):
So I mean, it's still 30 years ago, right?
Well, yeah, yeah, it is.
Technically it is.
It still doesn't change thatyou're old, right yeah?
Joe (08:12):
Like a old fart and shit, A whole fart.
And you know I was talkingabout the invention of the guy
that about Shure, how heinvented the 1937 Oldsmobile,
right, Okay, so do you want tosee the picture of that car?
You?
can see it's noticeable.
(08:33):
It's noticeable, right.
So here's the car.
You see it, oh, no shit.
Thee Gooch (08:39):
Okay.
Joe (08:39):
What year is this?
1937 Oldsmobile Okay, alright.
Thee Gooch (08:44):
I see it now.
Joe (08:45):
Okay, and check out the second clip.
Yeah, see, yeah, range isinteresting, huh, it's a nice
fucking model.
It just looks.
That's how he got the idea ofmaking the unifying mic.
Heck, yeah, yeah.
Now I see it, it looks nice.
Huh yeah, especially the cardude Fucking gangster.
Yeah, now I see it, it looksnice, huh yeah, especially the
(09:06):
car dude Fucking gangster, allgangster, all the time.
Thee Gooch (09:10):
Imagine staring at something.
I want that to be a microphone,you know, staring at your butt.
Imagine me staring at your butt.
I should invent a microphonethat looks like your butt, and
then that's crazy.
But when they look at somethingand he made a microphone out of
that.
Joe (09:29):
That's pretty cool.
Like a genius right there.
I didn't know that shit, I wasnoticing, it is true.
Thee Gooch (09:39):
Remember that car you bought they had to go.
You were like I have to havethat card 1935.
No, it was a 1951 Chevy Deluxe.
I was begging.
Joe (09:53):
I was begging dad, hey, dad , because we had I had friends
were into that rockabilly scene,you know, like the greasers
they were all supposed to helpyou yeah, yeah, so they did that
.
Oh, they didn't know me nowlike, yeah, they, they left me
behind with the whole shit.
Yeah, I remember.
Oh, I, I'm surprised youremember yeah, I'm surprised
(10:16):
that shit stopped.
Thee Gooch (10:17):
No shit, I'm surprised the brakes work, you
know, yeah, yeah, it was fuckingheavy when we're pushing it,
remember?
Yeah, well, let me tell you thestory how that went.
Joe (10:21):
When tata was pulling the car, you, I'm surprised the
brakes worked, you know, yeah,yeah, it was fucking heavy when
we were pushing it, remember?
Yeah Well, let me tell you thestory, how that went when Tata
was pulling the car.
Thee Gooch (10:29):
You know, I'm surprised.
The thing still, you know, hadbrakes Like, honestly, it was a
shell, basically a shell.
Joe (10:35):
Mm-hmm.
Well, the whole point was thatwhen we went to the Pomona Flex
fair, you know the Pomona Flex,uh huh, you know, they have all
the old fashioned cars, theyhave parts, car parts and
everything Like.
It's like a swap meet overthere With cars and shit, right?
Well, we went over there ToWith my friends the Greasers
(10:56):
we're all Greasers, we're allrockabilly.
So they invited me, so they hada 50, 57 Buick, 1957.
They invited me, so they had a57 Buick, 1957 Buick.
So we all went.
We're all like thinking we'reall chingones, you know, with
the car and shit.
I said hey, joe, wouldn't youhey Greaser Joe?
Because they used to call meGreaser Joe, I don't know if you
remember and Belmont used tocall me Greaser Joe.
(11:20):
And so, hey, greaser Joe, whydon't you just get a car here
and shit I go.
But I got to ask my dad.
I got to get some money.
So I asked the guy that wasselling that 1951 Deluxe.
It was all like beat up, just ashell and shit, and it was like
$300.
(11:40):
So I was banging my dad come on, dad, my friends are going to
help me fix it up and all thatstuff.
He goes no.
My dad said no, no, I'm notgoing to give you no money.
No, they are going to fix.
They are going to help me fixit, dad, they're going to fix it
up.
They fixed their car and thisand that and, to make the story
short, they never came andhelped me do it once I bought it
(12:01):
.
Yeah, that car sat there formonths, dude Months.
Thee Gooch (12:05):
What did dad say when he saw the car?
What did dad say?
Joe (12:10):
You made me spend a lot of money.
You made me give you a lot ofmoney, dude.
So you're not even doingnothing about the car.
You got to be pushing it everyfucking Wednesday because of the
street cleaner what I mean.
Chris and Benny were helping mepushing it and then you were
helping me pushing it, and thenyou were helping me pushing it
every Wednesday.
Grandpa was like ¿Qué chingadoes este pinche basura que está
(12:31):
en la calle?
Blah, blah, blah, you know.
So we had a Bad enough.
Grandpa didn't like me.
I had that piece of junk in thestreet park where I go.
And then Dad had.
You know Dad comes from workand he's parking for the street
park where I go.
And then dad had.
You know dad comes from work,he needs parking for the.
You know the street park, youknow he needs to park, but my
shit's, it's just there.
Go when you're gonna be thatwe're gonna move that piece of
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shit out of the parking so I canpark my car there.
My dad goes.
I'm sorry, but it's a piece ofshit car.
I think your friends left youlike that.
You know make you did all theproblems.
Where's your friends now?
Thee Gooch (13:09):
Whatever happened to that car?
What did you guys?
Joe (13:11):
end up doing with it.
Well, you know the neighborsright there by Percy Street,
okay, you know, when you go toit's Percy Street and Rowan, you
know, every time we walk toRowan, up up in Rowan Street,
these people, these vatos, theyalways fucking do body work in
that house.
Ever since we were kids, theywere working on cars, they were
(13:31):
working on cars, so I wasalready getting fed up with it
and all that stuff.
So you know what?
No one came to help me, and notmy friends.
I was all like crying, you know, crying, left alone without the
with the problem.
Where's your friends at mijo?
(13:51):
But, um, so I went up to thoseguys and go hey, dude, um, I got
a 1951, um, chevy Deluxe, um,it's, you know, fucking, it's a
shell dude.
And I didn't have no money tofix it.
So so I went up to them and Iwas talking to them so how much
did you buy it for?
I got it for $300.
(14:13):
So they say I'll sell it to youfor $300.
He's like, yeah, well, fuck,yeah, we'll fix that shit up.
So he sold me the $300.
I sold it to him, he gave methe money.
So I gave the money back to mydad.
Oh shit, so luckily those guyslived there, dude, because you
know that shit would have beenthere all day and it would have
(14:36):
been in the street or I wouldhave called Ecology, whatever
the fucking shit, and probablygot like $10 out of it and shit.
I wonder if they ever fixed it.
Thee Gooch (14:45):
Yeah, they did, did they?
Did you ever see it when it wasall fixed up?
Joe (14:48):
Well, I didn't see it, but I know they did, because they
work cars like that.
They told me that, oh yeah,we'll fix that shit up.
Thee Gooch (14:59):
If you would have had the money.
You and dad had the money tofix it.
Joe (15:02):
I mean, of it was, it was gonna cost a lot of money oh
yeah, I probably yeah, thatwould have been worth a fortune
dude yeah, I would have been afor if you would have fixed it,
it would have been cost likewhat?
More than like 20 grand just tooh, fuck yeah, or yeah, maybe
more.
So I told them I'll, I'll sellyou the shell.
And so they sold me back to,they gave me the money back.
(15:24):
I mean, they gave me the moneyand I get money.
I get the money back to To dad.
So that's the story.
You know.
Imagine Fucking, pushing thatshit.
That shit was heavy and shityeah.
Thee Gooch (15:35):
Those fucking carbs are all metal, you know.
Not like today, everything'smade out of Fucking aluminum.
Joe (15:41):
Yeah All plastic and shit, fiber and shit.
But yeah, dude, I mean it wasreally tiring so I go fuck, I
gave up.
So that's when I spotted Iremember these guys, they were
fixing the car, so I sold it tothem.
That's cool, though that's cool, they say they put it to use.
Yeah, yeah, that's good.
So my friends, I gotmanipulated by them.
(16:07):
So I mean I was a kid well likefucking 19 years old at the
time she was at 30 years ago.
Thee Gooch (16:16):
You're almost 60.
Yeah, I don't think you were akid, no shit.
Yeah, but we were younger, wewere stupid you know no shit.
Just kidding.
We were younger, we were stupid.
I always reflect dude becausethe boys don't want to do shit
with me.
They hate doing shit with me.
I invited the same name boyyesterday to go to the movies.
(16:38):
I'm single, I don't fucking doanything right.
Joe (16:43):
I invited the same name boy yesterday.
Thee Gooch (16:44):
Hey boy, you know, do anything right.
Yeah, yeah, I invited.
I called same name boyyesterday.
Hey boy, you want to go movie?
Movie, because right now he'sinto Jesus, you know whole
Yeshua thing right now.
Oh, yeah, okay, I want to tryto encourage him to get more
into.
But there's a movie out rightnow.
It's called, it's a cartoon,it's animated, rather oh yeah,
(17:05):
about that one, the king ofkings.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, and I checkedit out when I was at work.
Maybe he wanted to watch that.
You know, I called him,facetimed him.
Right, you want to go to movies?
it starts at one I'm all right,okay, well maybe tomorrow I woke
up this morning and then youknow d DJ that lives with me and
you know I got to practicallyfucking drag their ass to go do
(17:29):
something, kicking and screaming.
You want to go get breakfast?
He was up early.
You want to go get breakfast?
Boy, let's go.
Let's go have some breakfast.
I don't want to go to shower.
You don't need to shower.
He's going to go eat and comeback, jesus Christ.
Joe (17:45):
They're going to force these guys.
Yeah, yeah, fuck, that's crazy.
Yeah, sometimes I get like thatdude.
Once I, when I get out of work,I like to do my shopping, like
yesterday I got out of work, goto Walmart and go shop, do my
shit and then come home and restthe whole fucking day and don't
go out, do all my shit all atonce and fucking get everything
(18:06):
whatever you need and just stayhome the whole fucking two days
off.
That's all I want to do.
Thee Gooch (18:12):
Like when I get done with this job I'm doing right
now, you know, in Lander.
Once I get done with it, dude,I'm going to take a few days off
just to relax and chill,because I can you know what I'm
saying and I got another jobstarting up as soon as I'm ready
and I got a bigger job comingup, probably in two weeks.
Joe (18:29):
So no shit, no yeah.
So everything's working goodfor you right now.
Oh yeah, I'm gonna fucking it'stime.
Thee Gooch (18:36):
I need a truck, dude , I need a fucking truck, right.
The small car shit's not help,it's not not worth it,
especially, oh yeah, big dude.
I need a truck now.
I mean LB is fucking six, fourDJs fucking six, one you know
and they get them in the carslike fucking sardines.
You know a little, a littlesmall ass, toyota Corolla yeah.
Joe (18:57):
Okay, um, so how's I'll be doing?
Do he still have his car?
Thee Gooch (19:02):
No, it fucking blew up on him.
Oh shit.
Yeah, he didn't know there wasa slow leak, oh shit, of oil.
He didn't realize.
And I kept telling him it's anolder car.
You know, when I bought it it'san older car, so you're going
to have to check the oil atleast every two days.
You know, whatever, they'refucking kids.
(19:23):
They didn't know.
Yeah, it just fucking seized onhim, jeez.
So he's just going to junk it.
I told him I'll get him anotherone.
Just give me some time.
Joe (19:36):
Yeah.
Thee Gooch (19:37):
Yes.
Joe (19:38):
But you're thinking getting a truck.
Thee Gooch (19:41):
Yeah, I got to get a truck.
I'm hoping the house sells.
So you do Right, I'll just buyBadass fucking truck.
Fucking cash, dude Bam.
Joe (19:50):
Did you know that Chico Chex has a new Truck, a 2024
Silverado?
Thee Gooch (19:56):
No, I didn't know that.
Yeah, he has one Badass dude,is it?
Joe (20:00):
Do they still have the van?
Yeah, they still have the vanNice.
Yeah, yeah, do they still havethe van?
Yeah?
Thee Gooch (20:06):
they still have the van Nice.
Joe (20:06):
Yeah, yeah, those trucks are nice the Silverado huh yeah,
the 2024s.
Thee Gooch (20:10):
anymore anything 2024, everything's made out of
aluminum dude.
Joe (20:14):
There's nothing right on, you know.
Yeah, it's just clean all theway.
Thee Gooch (20:18):
Yeah, it's just aluminum.
Remember how you could putmagnets on the cars and shit.
You can't do that shit anymore.
Joe (20:24):
It's not like that.
No more huh Like.
Thee Gooch (20:25):
You put a magnet, no nothing they used to, but not
anymore.
Yeah, I remember they say it'sbecause they need the vehicles
to be lightweight so they can befaster.
That's bullshit, right, theymake it like that because
aluminum's cheap Jeez.
Joe (20:41):
Cheap asses huh.
Thee Gooch (20:46):
Yeah, so I'll buy a truck eventually.
Hopefully the house sells andI'll buy a truck.
Joe (20:48):
What truck will you?
Thee Gooch (20:49):
get.
I want a Ford F-150.
Dude Ford F-150?
.
Joe (20:53):
Ford, yeah, ford, not a.
Thee Gooch (20:54):
Chevy no, I want to go Ford Ford.
Joe (20:57):
Yeah, yeah, usually don't Ford's mess up real quick.
Well, they're good on trucks.
Huh yeah, they're good ontrucks, yeah.
Thee Gooch (21:05):
They're Ford or Chevy, one of them two.
It all depends on the pricerange, right?
Joe (21:09):
Mm-hmm.
Thee Gooch (21:10):
I got a couple people out here that sell trucks
and shit.
They won't dick me around aboutit.
Jeez, I'll get one.
It just takes time.
Leave it in the hands of God,yeah.
Joe (21:26):
I mean, so what's going?
Thee Gooch (21:27):
on in the news there .
What's that Sorry?
Joe (21:29):
Joe, it's all right.
Yeah, I've just been congestedall day.
The weather changes all thetime, I get congested and a lot
of pollen in the air, and shit,that's how it is for me too.
I get all like my throat getsall fucking congested right now.
Thee Gooch (21:48):
Yeah, dude, I think it's the allergies yeah.
Joe (21:51):
Because I got a fucking runny nose.
Yeah, dude, I hope I'm notgetting sick.
I just hope not, but other thanthat I'm good.
I mean, I feel healthy, but mythroat is congested.
Thee Gooch (22:02):
We're getting older, dude.
And it's for everybody else too.
We're getting older.
We got to look at thealternatives other than
pharmaceutical shit, because thepharmaceuticals all they want
to do is just sell right, theydon't give a fuck like your high
blood pressure.
Don't take no pharmaceuticals,pills for high blood pressure.
I don't even trust that.
Yeah, all that, all that doesis slow your heart down, and
(22:23):
that that's you know.
And then they check your bloodpressure.
Well, his blood pressure isdown Well, because you could
still get a heart attack.
Joe (22:30):
Right, but doesn't it fuck up your liver too at the same
time?
Thee Gooch (22:34):
Oh, yeah, fuck.
Yeah, dude, I can have amassive fucking headache right
now and I would refuse to takeibuprofen.
Joe (22:45):
I won't take ibuprofen.
I won't take ibuprofen.
No, you just fucking deal withthe headache.
I just deal with the fuckingheadache.
But I mean as long as you drinkwater, right?
If you drink a lot.
If you take an aspirin and youdrink water everyday, it won't
fucking harm you, right, it willclear your liver Eventually.
But it's like if you, if youfucking take aspirins every
(23:07):
fucking day and no water, yeah,of course it's going to fuck up
your liver, but as long as youdrink plenty of water, yes, and
water is dull to drink.
Thee Gooch (23:17):
It's like boring to drink, right?
That's why I drink the seltzer.
Dude, yeah, the seltzer wateris a little bubbly, you know.
Mm-hmm, yeah you know, theseltzer water is a little bubbly
, you know, mm-hmm, yeah yeah,and there's absolutely no sugar,
no calories, no fat, no sodium,right, right.
Zero carbohydrates, right,mm-hmm, none of that shit.
(23:42):
Zero proteins.
I'm basically just drinking air.
That's what I'm doing that'sfucking crazy.
Joe (23:48):
Pretty soon they're going to make air cans.
You know you can sniff justlike space balls, you know.
Thee Gooch (23:55):
I think they do.
I think they do.
Joe (23:58):
We suck on our air cans to get fresh air like an oxygen
tank?
yeah air, air yeah.
Clip (24:05):
To get fresh air like an oxygen tank.
Yeah, air, air.
Joe (24:12):
Yeah, so.
Thee Gooch (24:13):
So what's going on in the news there, Joe?
Joe (24:16):
I was going to ask you.
I was going to ask you aquestion, since you know more,
probably, about more, aboutwhat's going on about politics,
about China, dude, what's goingon with China, like?
Okay, some people don't seem toget it.
I mean, from what I'munderstanding Correct me if I'm
wrong From what I'munderstanding About these
(24:37):
tariffs Right, they've been,they've been ripping us off
since way before, like 30 years,right?
Thee Gooch (24:45):
Oh yeah, for decades .
Joe (24:48):
The people don't seem to understand that.
They think that, oh, we're justfucking Throwing it out there
to China or any other Countries,or oh, we're going, we're going
to give you some Terrorists andfucking, you know, give you 20%
Terrorists.
Or you know, blah, blah, blah,you know shit like that.
But the people don't seem toget it.
That's what they're thinking,right?
The people that are againstTrump and all that shit, right?
(25:08):
Because these terrorists wasSince fucking what like since
Nixon.
All them Way back, right?
I mean From what I'm thinking.
Well, from what I'munderstanding Correct me if I'm
wrong again, all the countrieshave been charging us Way
(25:29):
terrorist Than we were chargingthem, right, right?
Thee Gooch (25:34):
So that's why you know the media Right away, right
, the fucking liberal ownedmedia.
Okay, and this is the one thingthat people Need to fucking
understand.
This is not a tariff war, by nomeans.
But the media wants to tell youthat because people are stupid
and they believe it.
It's not a tariff war, it's nota trade war.
(25:56):
What this administration wantsto do is make everything equal.
71 countries already fuckingtold, including Vietnam, Japan,
fucking South Korea.
All these countries alreadytold India.
All these countries alreadytold trump okay, zero, where
they're going to negotiate zerotariffs on the united states,
(26:18):
which is that's what Trump wants.
But you take somebody like China, who's been fucking us for the
last you know 30 plus decades.
China.
We made China who they arebecause of these fucking tariffs
they had on us.
Dude, they are so fuckingadvanced with their technology,
their roads, no, homeless people.
You get to actually own yourproperty in China, right, but
(26:40):
you have to be a Chinese citizen.
Anyways, totally differentenvironment from the United
States.
But people need to understandthis administration.
All they want to do is equaltariffs If the country like, say
, for example, China, if theyever fall, which I don't think
they will and they say, ok, zeroChina, zero tariffs on the
(27:02):
United States.
Then then then thisadministration will be like okay
, cool, then zero tariffs foryou guys too, right, right, and
everything that they trade,it'll all be cheaper for
everybody.
You know, you'll pay next tonothing on milk, next to nothing
on fucking the vegetable,whatever it is a fucking
transport from China, theproduct, everything we have in
(27:24):
our house is made in China,right yeah, everything no matter
how you slice, no matter whatyou look for, everything is made
in China even theaction, figures, everything.
Yeah, why, though?
You know why.
Why do we do that?
Why is that?
Can we change that?
Can we just make stuff inamerica and, you know, have the
profits for ourselves, and youknow, everything used to be
(27:47):
cheaper, you know, for everybodyhere in the states, but no, but
this has been going on fordecades, and now that we're
unfucking what's been going onnow, people don't understand it.
They're hating it.
It's a trade war, it's a tariffwar, it's this war.
No, it's no fucking war.
We just want equal fuckingtariffs.
Yeah, you know, like I said inthe past podcast, it costs.
(28:08):
It costs, I think, eitherVietnam or Taiwan, one of them
fucking countries.
It costs $8 to make a pair ofAir Jordans, right, right, and
then, when they bring it to theUnited States, they charge us
$250 for a fucking pair ofsneakers, just because it's Air
Jordan you know it's all and youknow what it's all
materialistic reason,materialism yeah, don't even
(28:31):
fucking get.
And all of this happening rightnow.
Uh, china is now tellingeverybody you know on social
media well, guess what?
You've been paying fifteenthousand dollars for a louis
vuitton bag, right, and it onlycosts us ten dollars to make it.
You want the Louis Vuitton bag?
(28:51):
Give me your address, give meyour phone number, I will ship
it to you for $10.
That's what's going on rightnow in social media with China.
Oh shit, yeah, everything.
The Knights, the fucking Adidas, flip-flops, all of that shit.
The Adidas flip-flops.
We used to wear all of thatshit.
The adidas flip-flops they makeout there in china 80, 80
(29:12):
fucking cents to to to make andthey sell them over here for 60
bucks, jeez especially the airjordans, on like what are you?
two hundred dollars nikes coach,all of these fucking name
brands, dude, okay.
So what they do and I justfound this out yesterday because
everything's coming out, okay,everything's coming like the
(29:33):
louis vuitton I think louisvuitton is what french, right,
yeah, paris okay.
So this is what the and andeverybody's freaking out,
because they send all theirproducts, the material, to china
to make the purse a louisvuitton purse, right, right,
make everything.
The only thing they don't puton the purse is a label like
okay yeah.
(29:54):
So they ship everything back.
For example, we'll use francefor, for example.
Then they ship, and then chinaafter all, these purses are made
, whatever is made, they send itall back to france and france
puts a label on it now it's madein, now it's made in France, so
now they can fucking sell it asan authentic Louis Vuitton bag.
You know what I'm saying.
(30:16):
But everything Coach, louisVuitton, nike, all of these
fucking name brands thateverybody goes crazy they're all
made in China.
Everything, everything, and allpeople are freaking out.
Well, fuck it.
I'm wearing a fucking LouisVuitton, fucking chonies.
They cost me 150 bucks.
They were made in China, but itsays made in.
Joe (30:38):
You know, france, technically you're paying only
for that little fucking piece oflabel right there, like that
little piece of label.
That's what you're paying.
The material is just like it'sall the same.
Thee Gooch (30:50):
you probably can make it yourself, yep, you just
gotta get the right material,you know what I'm saying and
everybody's freaking out like,oh shit, this stuff is actually
made in China now.
So here, pretty soon, here,pretty soon, we'll be able to
buy, you know, louis Vuitton for20 bucks, 29 bucks, because
it's all cheap shit.
It's all made in China.
Yeah, I mean, of course it'smade with, you know, quality
(31:16):
craftsmanship.
You know what I'm saying, butthey're just going to be cheaper
.
Joe (31:19):
I think if it would have been made in the USA, it would
be more valuable, wouldn't it?
Thee Gooch (31:24):
Oh yeah.
Joe (31:25):
Yeah, oh yeah.
Of course, it's like when youbuy a vase, you buy a vase and,
hey, that vase is worth athousand dollars.
Okay, and then what's thedifference between the vase is
worth a thousand dollars and theone that is worth more than the
China piece?
It's worth what?
Like five dollars, which?
Thee Gooch (31:45):
one's worth.
You know what I'm saying, andit's true too, too, because here
in the united states theaverage manufacturing job is
about 30 to 35 dollars an hour.
If you're lucky, that's whatyou can get as a manufacturing
job, right?
Yeah, that's the addressaccording to.
You know the united states, buta lot of people are like, no,
(32:07):
that's not true, blah, no it'sfucking true, because then you
have job agencies.
Remember the job agencies weused to go to looking for work?
Joe (32:16):
Okay, labor rating.
Thee Gooch (32:19):
Yeah, the company.
Let's just use Graybar, forexample.
Okay, for example, the companyGraybar Electric.
Okay, for example, the companyGraybar Electric.
They're going to pay the agencythe $35 an hour.
So the agency, they promotehiring.
(32:40):
Now you want a job, we'll startyou today.
Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
You go apply at the agency,then the agency sends you to the
Graybar, you start working, butthe agency are going to pay you
16 an hour.
So who's winning?
you're not winning, the agency'swinning yeah you know, because,
uh, because gray bar doesn'twant the liability, so they're
(33:04):
going to pay the agency in casethe guy gets hurt at 16 an hour,
then the agency is responsibleto pay for the fucking guy
that's working $16 an hour.
That's the way it works.
Joe (33:13):
Yeah, because I'm.
I remember when I used to workin those kinds of agencies
agencies like, for instance, huhyeah, yeah, because, yeah,
you're right about the, the onlythe agency will help you pay
the.
You know the will help you paythe expenses of your if you get
hurt.
But in my level, when I wasworking in the agency, I didn't
(33:35):
get no fucking benefits, no 401k.
You just work straight likethat.
Thee Gooch (33:40):
Yeah, you don't get the benefits, you don't get the
401k.
It's like security too.
Security is the same fuckingway.
You want private security.
Well, they'll go to, forexample, example, they'll go to
brinks and say like, well, here,I need two guys over here.
Okay, two guys.
Okay, brinks will charge them60 an hour for both you know.
And then they turn around,brinks will turn around and and
(34:02):
and just pay the guys 12, 13bucks an hour yeah, yeah, yeah,
I remember that shit.
Joe (34:08):
Yeah, yeah, that's yeah, that's just.
That's the name of the game youknow, and then if you don't like
that when you work in an agency, one thing about the agency is
that if they find out that youdon't like that, well, not the
agency, I mean, I meant theemployer.
Right, if the employer findsout you don't like working there
, they'll call the agency andsay, hey, this guy doesn't want
(34:28):
to work there, he has thisattitude.
And then the agency will callyou and they'll say, hey, they
don't want you there anymore.
So you're terminated, you'regone.
Thee Gooch (34:38):
Yeah, and it's the same way like if the company
doesn't like the way, if youlook like a fucking idiot you
know you can go back to theagency.
Clean, clear hands are washed,company safe.
It's the agency's problem.
Now they can get rid of you atany given fucking time yeah, I
know, because that happened tome.
Joe (34:58):
That happened to me because when I was working for that job
five years ago and I go, youknow what?
They ask me how come?
You can't be like, oh, I waslooking for another job and I go
no, I was looking for anotherjob technically, they're going.
I was looking for another job.
Technically I was going to worka second job, but when I told
them that they found out that Isaid that they told me you know
(35:20):
what the agency called.
They said that I'm terminated.
Thee Gooch (35:26):
No shit.
Joe (35:26):
Yeah.
And so I went back and theysaid said, you know what, go
back to the agency and we'llfind you another job.
Yeah, yeah.
Thee Gooch (35:36):
That's how it works.
Joe (35:37):
That's how it works, dude.
Yeah, that happened to me.
Yeah, one time what?
Was that I was like I was 19,1994, 1995, when that, when I
was working in that job, thatbig freezer.
Yeah, when I used working inthat job, that big freezer.
Thee Gooch (35:51):
Yeah, when I used to work in the, what was?
Joe (35:53):
the name, I don't want to mention it.
I don't want to mention itbecause I don't want to give
them the props.
But yeah, I was crackingshrimps in the freezer.
I liked the cold.
It was below, I think, at least30 degrees below, and I was
getting used to the cold insidethe freezer.
Cold, it was like below, Ithink, at least 30 degrees below
, and I was getting used to thecold inside the freezer.
(36:15):
So it was getting hot.
So I took off the whole fuckingmy jacket.
I was just running with athermal and that's it.
I started enjoying the cold,packing the shrimp bags in a box
with the tape gun.
You know the machine and youtape it.
And then they promoted me to theother level, when I used to do
inventory, getting cardboards,how many cardboards they needed
(36:38):
in the warehouse.
I'll do all that.
So I mean, I had it made rightthere, dude, to be honest, I had
it made right there.
And then they call it the drystorage.
I, I call it dry storage.
I had it made.
But to what?
I?
To what?
I told them oh, why you?
Why you came late, why you'relate.
Oh, I was looking for a job,another job, oh, that's when
they Fucking.
They told me.
You know what I called youragency.
(36:59):
They said to go back To your.
They told you to go back andyou're terminated.
Thee Gooch (37:05):
Oh shit, remember that nasty Frostbite you had in
your ear?
Oh yeah, well, that's what.
Joe (37:09):
I got it from.
Oh, no shit, I want to go usethe redwood.
That was I was.
I was a new hire at the time.
Oh my gosh, that was fuckingterrible, dude.
I mean I went to the restroom.
I never thought, dude, you knowfrostburn actually yeah,
frostburn.
Yeah, I had the ear because themachinery inside was too noisy
so we had to use earmuffs.
(37:31):
It's due because of OSHA.
Yeah.
OSHA was in control of that, andso we had earmuffs, right.
So I went to the restroom and Iput the earmuffs down, like
that, yeah, and I guess it hadwater a little bit in the.
I put I think wateraccidentally spilled because in
(37:53):
the sink and then I put them on,oh shit, and then I walked down
inside the freezer and then myears started irritating.
Fuck dude.
I was like shit, it'sirritating me and shit.
You know, I guess it was themoist from the earmuffs.
Yeah, yeah, that shit turnedugly dude and shit, you know, I
(38:15):
guess it was the moist from theearmuffs.
Yeah, here, yeah, ugly dude,yeah.
So, um, my ears started gettingbigger and bigger.
It started getting red dude,red, red, red, and go fuck it.
It was irritating me the wholeday.
So they took a look at it andthey say, hey, dude, you got
fucking.
I went to the clinic, they go,you know.
You know what.
You went to the.
You have freezer burn, you go.
Lucky you came here just intime, because if you didn't come
here just in time you wouldhave lost your ear, dude, I was
(38:38):
like no shit.
Yeah, because it was bad, it wasbig, it was infected.
So they give me some.
Remember that shit.
And then they took a picture ofme.
Dude, I felt like a poster boy,a poster boy.
Things you should not do job,work and shit They probably
had me in a poster like that.
You know what I'm saying.
Thee Gooch (39:00):
Yeah, I think I worked there fuck it, I don't
know, it was like for a coupleweeks.
It wasn't my cup of tea, dude.
Yeah, I remember.
Joe (39:08):
It started with me, me and Chris.
We started right there and thensis worked there for a little
while.
They liked the sis a lot.
Yeah, they had her do.
They had her do everything easy.
Yeah, but other than that, yeah.
Thee Gooch (39:26):
So Going back to the tariffs and shit.
So the you know just Fuckinglet everything right, man yeah,
you know right now it's gonna bea rough eight, nine months,
whatever.
I'm just like fucking.
Let just let it right, you know.
So let it fucking right andthen people are freaking out
because you know, I don't knowwhere these fucking people come
(39:46):
up with the shit.
Anyways, iphone, apple iPhone.
They leaked their flip phone,iphone 17,.
Right, they leaked the photo.
It's going to be a flip phoneand right away, you know,
everybody's saying that it'sgoing to be $2,500 because of
the tariffs and blah, blah, blah.
No it's not going to be $2,500because of the fucking tariffs.
(40:07):
Apple's always been expensive,dude.
Joe (40:10):
Always.
They're just something.
You have to have something tosay.
There's always something to say.
I mean, it's just an excuse.
Thee Gooch (40:21):
It's just these fucking Democrat liberals.
It's just their scare tactics.
They always have to pitch up.
But if it was Joe Biden orBarack Obama or fucking Camel
Toe, it would have been fine.
Oh, I'll spend $2,500 on that.
Oh, yeah, yeah, shut the fuckup.
Joe (40:39):
Well, these terrorists were around since fucking more than
30 years, dude.
Thee Gooch (40:43):
What's the big deal?
They've been around.
Joe (40:47):
It's just that we don't really know about it because of
social media.
Thee Gooch (40:50):
It's just that we don't really know about it
because of social media.
You know, yeah, it's justpeople want to.
You know them, especially themedia.
You know they want to call it atrade war, tariff war.
You know.
Then you got canada saying, oh,this is the trade war, when
they were the ones that fuckingstarted this shit.
Yeah, you know, they were.
Canada was the one that werebending us over fucking for
quite some time too, and thosefucking cocksuckers are fucking
paying the price.
(41:11):
Yeah, because they opened theirmouth right yeah, because they
opened their shit again becauseof their fucking liberals,
because they're fuckingdemocrats.
It's their way of the fucking.
How fuck that?
Fuck all that shit, I'm justletting you ride yeah, just let
her ride.
Joe (41:27):
I mean, I mean, we dealt with it for four years and we
can't deal with it now?
Yeah, that's what I mean Ispent a lot of fucking um
merchandise yesterday when Iwent to go grocery shopping and
I didn't know there's adifference.
I go fuck, I'm not really usedto it, I'm immune to it, you
know everybody's gonna feel theimpact differently.
Thee Gooch (41:47):
Everybody's gonna feel the impact differently,
especially, especiallycalifornia, because you get
scumbags like gavin newsom andeverybody below him.
You know, and like I said itbefore, everybody has their
fucking hand in the cookie jareverybody yeah, all of those
fucking crooked fuckingpoliticians.
Now here in a red state whereI'm at, you know, fucking eggs
(42:07):
are going back down a lot.
I was spending six dollars fora dozen eggs.
Now they're just above.
Just above three dollars for adozen gas is down over here in
the red state so again it justdepends what state you're in.
If, if you see, if, if peopledon't see their fucking eggs
going down on prices get a holdof your fucking local, uh, your
local government, becausethey're the ones that are
(42:28):
fucking responsible.
Joe (42:32):
Right, right and in.
Thee Gooch (42:33):
California.
They tax-hiked California again, didn't they?
Yeah, yeah, but see, I don'tfeel it, dude, the ones that are
bitching and whining about itis the rich you know, and you
know, over here where I'm at,it's a red state and every time
I see everybody complaining I'malways eating popcorn and
fucking reading the comments ofeverybody complaining.
(42:53):
Anyway, over here there's nofood tax.
So say, if you buy a soda, forexample, right, right, what does
a little bottle of soda cost?
Almost $2?
We'll just say $1.99, right, wego up to the cashier and that's
all you're spending is $1.99.
No tax.
Joe (43:11):
There's no tax.
Thee Gooch (43:12):
There's no food tax, there's no CRV.
None of that other bullshit,jeez.
Joe (43:17):
Must be nice.
Thee Gooch (43:19):
Oh, it is.
Joe (43:20):
It's very nice.
Yeah, it is.
I couldn't imagine.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And um, yeah, dude, that's just, people just need to let it
ride and everybody's allcomplaining About the stocks and
shit, right.
Stocks fall, they rise and godown.
(43:41):
They tend to, you know, like arollercoaster, right?
Thee Gooch (43:46):
The only people it's affecting Are people that have
401ks yeah, because noteverybody.
Do you know someone that ownsstocks thing.
Rather, the only people it'saffecting are people that have
401ks.
Yeah, okay, because noteverybody.
Do you know someone that ownsstocks?
uh, no, I don't, but I have 401kright, I'm telling you I'm sure
it took a.
It took a plummet, it plummeteda lot.
I know, I know one guy thatfucking lost no bullshit.
He said he lost two hundredthousand dollars on his fucking
(44:07):
401k.
No shit, yeah, but it's gonnago back up.
Joe (44:10):
Watch's going to go back up , Watch.
Thee Gooch (44:11):
Yeah, it'll go back up.
It'll go back up.
But see, the stock market.
It only affects no bullshit.
It only affects the rich people, yeah, People that are okay
with slave wages.
And again going back to Chinaand Taiwan and South Korea and
fucking Japan, All these peopleinvested in Nikes.
All these people had investedin Louis Vuitton and all this
(44:34):
rich shit.
Right, those are the peoplethat the stock market affect.
It doesn't affect people likeme and you or the economy.
It doesn't.
The stock market can crashright now, dude, and we'll be
fine.
Joe (44:48):
You know what, we're used to the survival.
We'll be fine.
Well, yeah, yeah, because we're.
You know what?
Because we're used to thesurvival.
Yeah.
But, these mother Huh.
Thee Gooch (44:54):
We'll be fine, we'll be good.
Joe (44:56):
But the rich people, if they will fall like everything
will go down and they're justthey're the ones that are
suffering, they're not going toknow how to survive.
No, no, no.
Thee Gooch (45:10):
It's just.
Elon Musk lost a lot of moneytoo, you know, because of the
stock market.
All of these rich peoplecomplaining that the stock
market has crashed they're allfucking rich people, every
single one of them.
It doesn't affect people likeme and you, yeah because they
invest yeah, they invest andthat's what they're losing.
They're losing their investment.
Now, if they bring Nikes backto the United united states,
(45:31):
they bring fucking.
You know all theseamerican-made products right,
you'll be surprised.
Everything that was created inthe like gnc.
You know that muscle where youbuy supplements for muscles and
shit.
That's not american owned, dude, that's Chinese owned.
China owns that and a lot ofpeople don't know that.
(45:52):
Shit, jeez you know, I'm justwriting it out, dude.
Joe (45:58):
Yeah, same here.
I mean I don't know the peopleare complaining.
Why are they all worried aboutit?
If you're not into politics,why are you guys are bitching
about it?
Thee Gooch (46:10):
Like I said, the only thing that affects is the
people that have 401ks.
It's horrible, but it'll goback up.
But other than that, as far asthe economy and inflation, the
stock market doesn't affectinflation.
Joe (46:22):
Well, didn't Trump say that you're going to feel it a
little bit?
Yeah, but then after that it'sgoing to go away.
Yeah, yeah.
Thee Gooch (46:33):
And when it goes away, dude, it still won't shut
the fucking Democrats up.
You know when it goes away.
And we're paying decent pricesfor food and groceries.
We're paying decent prices forgas.
And you know what's fuckingstupid the other person is going
to get the credit.
Yeah, yeah, this is what'sstupid about these Democrats,
dude.
Gas, the barrel of gas is down.
(46:54):
I think it was the last time Ichecked.
It was like $60 a gallon.
Okay, the gas is going down.
They're fucking complainingbecause there's no fucking you
know high demand for gas rightnow, right, but, but the gas is
gone and they're fuckingcomplaining about that.
Joe (47:10):
Still.
Thee Gooch (47:10):
Yeah, that's how stupid they are.
Dude, crazy dude, that'sfucking crazy yeah.
Do you have a video clip toplay?
Joe (47:23):
Yeah, I got the one from China.
Yeah, just play one of them Ijust want to play three or, if
you want to play two, you sendme two, but I got no three, but
I chose one.
I got the one with the.
Okay, here's one, right here.
Hold on, let me just fix thisup and then we'll be set to go.
Hold on, let me see.
Clip (47:45):
Every detail is a perfect one-to-one match.
I'm talking one-to-one match.
I'm talking one-to-one topgrain leather, one-to-one rubber
sole, all designed to give youthe absolute best experience
Cheap price, high quality, nomiddleman, no overpricing.
Worldwide shipping is 100% freeand we were just talking about
(48:06):
that right.
Thee Gooch (48:06):
Yeah, and that's the thing.
See, that's that's.
And the reason why China isexposing Louis Vuitton, all the
top-name brands right, thereason why they're exposing them
is because, now to avoidtariffs from the United States
right To avoid it.
Now they can ship your AirJordans or whatever the fuck you
(48:27):
order from China.
Now they can ship it directlyto you instead of a big-ass,
fucking container and they putyeah well you know what I'm
saying?
okay, now they can do that.
That's the way they can.
It's a loophole, I guess.
Yeah, yeah, that's the way theycan get away with paying that
high tariffs.
Okay, so see, that's kind of acheckmate on fucking china's
part, dude like yeah, yeah, youknow that is, and the only way
(48:49):
they can pull that off is byexposing these fucking high
price brand bullshit thateverybody you know, because they
want to be something in society.
Oh look, I got louis vuittonslippers, I got louis vuitton
glasses, and fucking purses andshirts and silk and all yeah,
all that shit is made in fuckingchina how about this?
Joe (49:07):
probably China is going to be the next Amazon, but bigger
than fucking Amazon, right yeah?
Thee Gooch (49:13):
To me.
In my opinion, dude, I thinkthey outsmarted Trump.
Joe (49:17):
Do you think so?
Thee Gooch (49:17):
Yeah, I think they outsmarted him on that one.
I'll have to give it to them.
Yeah, but we'll see.
We'll see how it goes.
Then We'll see how it goes.
We'll see how that one goesright.
Yeah, because I think australiauh folded with tariffs right,
so they're gonna negotiate.
So now what china's idea isdoing is shipping everything to
(49:40):
australia and then fromaustralia shipping it to the
united states another loopholeyeah, so we'll see.
Joe (49:47):
We'll see how it goes.
Well, there's always it's likeokay, have you seen Casino?
Yeah, I was watching it lastnight actually.
Okay, you know that Asian personthat was a gambler.
He used to keep gambling, andgambling, and gambling.
But he's always a cheapskate.
But then he goes into hotels,all that money he has, he starts
stealing all the towels.
Inside the fucking Shit likethat.
(50:08):
That's all they are.
Dude All billionaires are allcheapskates.
Dude all the towels inside thefucking shit like that.
That's all they are dude, yeah,you know.
All billionaires are allcheapskates.
Dude, yep, you know.
Thee Gooch (50:14):
That's why they're billionaires.
That's why they're billionaires.
You know, you know you don'tsee them buying stupid shit.
Like me, dude.
If I was a millionaire dude,I'd be buying all kinds of you
know.
Joe (50:27):
Yeah, shit you know what, if I was a rich or a billionaire
, even though I can't even touchthe pedals or the fucking gas
or the brake pedals, I'll buy mea 1956 Chevy dude.
Yeah, because I could tell.
I know the reason why I know Ican't reach the pedals because
(50:47):
of the rockabilly homeboys thatI had back in the day I was
reason why I know I can't reachthe pedals because, like those,
uh, the rockabilly homeboys thatI had back in the day I was, um
, trying to drive their car,their 56, uh, bel-air, no it was
56 buick, buick, yeah, 56 buick.
I couldn't even fucking touchthe pedals, dude.
Well, you could always putstilts.
Well, yeah, but my, the funnypart is my legs were dangling,
you know, from the seat, youknow, you know, yeah, so yeah,
(51:14):
but that's true fact Right there, okay, guys.
Thee Gooch (51:17):
Whatever happened to those guys?
Joe (51:19):
I don't know dude, I remember one time he was, he
became a father, but I haven'theard him since.
Oh really, yeah, they were coolpeople.
I remember one of them.
I won't heard him since.
Oh really, I haven't heard himsince, yeah, they were cool
people, they were cool people.
Thee Gooch (51:32):
Yeah, it was, I remember one of them.
I won't say his name, but Iremember one of them used to be
afraid of cats.
He had a cat, oh yeah.
Joe (51:37):
That's Christian.
Christian he was afraid of, hewas scared of cats.
I go, what the fuck there?
Was a phobia dude, he wasliterally scared of cats.
Thee Gooch (51:49):
Like what women, the way women get with spiders.
Mm-hmm, so he was fuckingscared of cats.
Joe (51:57):
I remember that dude.
He was cool dude, he was a coolcat First.
When I met him, when I first,when I went to Belmont.
When I met him he was all 70sout.
He was just like bowel bottoms,70s shirt, you look like fucking
John Travolta and shit, youknow.
But when I arrived, when yousaw me greased up, you know I
(52:18):
used to dress all rockabilly andshit.
Hey, dude, you look cool withthe fucking hair like that and
blah, blah, blah you go.
Yeah, oh, and then the nextfucking I think the next week he
dressed all rockabilly up andshit.
Thee Gooch (52:31):
Did you introduce yourself as Bullet or fucking
Greaser Joe?
Joe (52:36):
No, greaser Joe.
Well, they named me that Ididn't name myself, that I
didn't name myself Greaser Joe.
They did Fucking Bullet, thatshit, right, yeah.
So I got another clip.
This was another China one.
Yeah, you wanna see this one.
So it's the same shit.
(52:57):
I sell it out 85 cents, 85 cents, 85 cents, 85 cents all
slippers, 85 cents per pair.
A Chinese franchise need tosell a large number of high
quality slippers.
All of them are individuallypackaged.
You can sell $10 or even $20 inyour country, but it only costs
$0.85 now.
(53:18):
If you're interested, pleasetell me.
I will send you all the styles,yeah you see, yeah.
Thee Gooch (53:24):
That's all fucking Gucci, fucking Prada so this
fucker.
Joe (53:30):
He's going to get fucking rich out of this shit, right, If
he?
Thee Gooch (53:34):
sells it like that From his fucking warehouse dude,
from his warehouse.
But see, that's what I'm saying.
They'll ship it to you directlyto avoid the dirt, which is
fine, I guess.
But I just want people to knowthat all these fashion bullshit
that everybody admires andeverybody seeks, it's all made
(53:55):
in china.
Joe (53:56):
There's no way around it around it even if, like if it's
a a gucci shirt, but it's notmade of gucci, it's just a label
.
Right, just a little, and theymade the shirt.
Thee Gooch (54:06):
They made the shirt.
China made.
Joe (54:07):
China made the shirt, but the it's not.
It's not 100% from where it'scoming from.
Thee Gooch (54:12):
Gotcha, and the point is, too, is that that's a
rip off, though you know they'remaking fucking thousands, dude
Millions.
Joe (54:20):
So every time I walk into the mall and I see a Gucci bag
right there Made in China, madein China, right, but it's like
the materialism, like you know.
Oh, just because it says Gucci,oh, fuck, yeah, I mean.
So all these people that aredoing their, how do you call
that shit?
Smashing, grab, getting allgoing to the stores, ripping all
that shit.
That's not even fucking worthanything then.
(54:42):
All made in China.
Thee Gooch (54:44):
All made in China.
All that shit, the value ofthose fucking high fashion thing
, all of that is going to loseits value here In the coming
weeks.
They won't be as valuable as itwas Before.
Joe (54:57):
So technically it's imitation.
Thee Gooch (55:00):
Imitation right.
Joe (55:01):
And I got another question for you, gooch.
Okay, tiktok, since it's run byChina.
I heard that China wants tomake it as a payable, like a
payment plan.
Is that true?
Thee Gooch (55:18):
I know there's a couple Americans putting a high
bid to buy TikTok, but honestly,dude, I wish they would just
shut down TikTok.
Yeah same here.
I honestly, because you can'tsay anything, dude yeah, I can't
say shit, I can't put an emoji,shit on it.
I can't, I can't say fucking soif it goes, I only, I only, I'm
(55:39):
only on it, just so I can, youknow, check it out and get some
info.
But as far as posting andcommenting that I did, I'm so
close to being banned so manyfucking times yeah I'm over it
and I feel bad because a lot ofpeople work for it.
You know they make money off it,but in my situation and
thousands of others, if it wentaway, I wouldn't, fucking, I
(56:01):
wouldn't.
Joe (56:01):
Yeah, it's not worth crying over it, you know.
I wouldn't lose sleep on it,yeah.
Thee Gooch (56:09):
I'm sure it's.
It's some fucking liberal, youknow Community.
Yeah, because, dude, like it'sso fucking pathetic you can't.
I can't say shit On thatfucking app.
Joe (56:18):
Exactly, I don't they.
They banned.
Well, they didn't ban me, butthey, they blocked me for Cause
I?
Cause I put clown.
Yeah, I said something aboutclown and they fucking they put
me like on violation and theytake my comment away or some
shit like that I follow onecreator.
Thee Gooch (56:37):
His name is conservative, conservative ant
uh-huh his name, first name isanthony.
I love him.
He he's all about the truth andhe says.
He says it how?
It is no violence, hardly anycussing.
They fucking banned his 1.5million dollar for I mean
follower uh account.
He got it back but he was likewhy the fuck did?
(56:58):
Because they're conservatives.
Conservatives on tiktok areunder attack.
You can't conservatives can'tsay shit on tiktok yeah, I
noticed it.
Like if you say oh yeah, iftiktok left, I wouldn't shed a
tear yeah, I think it's time.
Joe (57:14):
I think I think it's time for them to shut it down.
And now I think trump's gonnasay forget tiktok now yeah,
hopefully he catches a littlebit.
Thee Gooch (57:22):
Yeah, hopefully trump catches wind of it and
just say fuck tiktok andeverything.
But you know what I?
Joe (57:27):
noticed, dude, not even fucking instagram, does that?
Not even fucking facebook, doesthat?
Not even fucking Facebook, doesthat?
Not even who am I missingMyspace?
No, just kidding, not even.
They don't even give me.
I'd say something to them.
Thee Gooch (57:43):
They don't even give me like a violation, shit like
that, oh shit, I can cuss up astorm on Facebook yeah, and also
in um I mean Instagram.
Well, instagram, yeah,sometimes.
They make me edit it, but Ijust push it.
Joe (57:58):
Oh yeah, that too.
They make you edit it, theygive you a chance.
Yeah, but fucking TikTok rightaway.
You know, yeah, she's likethey're fucking, like they're
butt pics In there and shit.
Babies, you know right, theycan't.
They like to, they like tofucking talk shit, but when you
talk shit to them, they can'ttake it, they can't handle it oh
, but liberals on TikTok.
Thee Gooch (58:20):
It's okay to threaten the president of the
United States, you know, to beassassinated, assassinated and
fucking.
Talk all kinds of shit aboutTrump and women shaking their
ass, showing tits.
You know this is fine, but assoon as a conservative Gets on
there and says somethingtruthful, they fucking, they
strike your ass.
Joe (58:39):
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Thee Gooch (58:42):
Exactly so, fuck TikTok.
Joe (58:47):
Yeah, I gotta.
Before we end the show, I gottaclip.
It's how Should have ended Igot a Before we end the show.
I got a clip.
It's how should have ended thesame clip like last week,
remember About the flash.
Well, this one's, yeah, yeah.
This one's about the.
It's about Elf.
Elf, the.
(59:07):
You know Elf.
Yeah.
Clip (59:09):
This one's called Elf should have ended how Elf Should
have Ended.
Alright, here we go.
I'm just showering at work.
I just let myself in.
I didn't ask for an audience.
But I let myself in.
Just singing a duet Aboutrejecting boundaries.
(59:32):
I was raised by elves.
I don't know what that means.
The song choice is kind ofawkward.
Some might say it's kind of spoton.
At least it's not that one byMariah.
Singing the creepiest Christmassong you don't understand.
I was raised by elves and Iknow Santa.
(59:55):
That makes it okay for me towalk in and sing with a girl I
just met who's trying to take ashower.
I'm not a bad person.
It turns out he doesn't evenwork here.
How did you not know that?
How did you not notice himconstructing decorations all
night?
Because both of you are bad atyour jobs.
Why are you showering at adepartment store?
(01:00:24):
What in the Sam Hill is that?
It's a baby.
He must have snuck into yoursack at the orphanage.
Oh, you think Twin Elf.
Out of all the houses wevisited, you just presume he
must have come from theorphanage.
Well, why don't you know wherehe's from?
Yeah, you're supposed to be theguy that knows everything about
children.
Yeah, why didn't you know he wasawake?
Did you steal a baby?
Santa stole a baby, put astocking in it.
(01:00:46):
I didn't steal any baby.
What are we going gonna do?
We can't keep him here.
Uh, santa, I can, I can.
Uh, well, if you want, Ithought, maybe, um, maybe I
could keep him and what?
Raise him to be some kind ofinnocent man child.
This isn't some stray dog thatfollowed me home, papa elf, it's
a human baby.
People are going to miss theirhuman baby.
(01:01:07):
Oh right, okay, we gotta takethis kid back where he belongs.
So where does he belong?
At the orphanage?
I knew it.
Hello, I'm just a random personpassing by.
Are you perhaps looking for anylost babies?
Yes, I didn't steal them.
Come on, finn, dinner's almostready, okay.
(01:01:36):
Wow Are these for me oh no,those are Daddy's building
blocks, aw.
I'm building that giant citydownstairs, remember?
Besides, I thought you wanted acat poster.
Now do me a favor and takethose boxes down to the basement
, will you?
Okay, oh, oh, no, watch outCareful.
Okay, oh, no, watch out.
Sorry.
(01:01:57):
Dad Shh, this means somethingSomething important.
What does it mean?
It means dinner is ruined andI'm going to have to start all
over again.
Yeah, are you sure we did theright thing, santa?
No, no, I'm not there you go.
Joe (01:02:29):
That was kind of funny, though I liked it, yeah, dude.
So what are you drinking there?
Gooch Beer.
Thee Gooch (01:02:37):
No, it's a.
It's a seltzer called Polar, ohPolar.
It's like strawberry andwatermelon Flavor, but you don't
really taste the flavor.
Oh, you don't.
No, I like the burn it givesyou in the throat.
Joe (01:02:52):
I just want to mention, I want to give a plug on this
chocolate.
This fucking chocolate is good.
It's called Reese's Pieces.
It's Reese's Pieces, but it'sfucking good.
Oh my God, dude, I could eatthree of these motherfuckers.
Dude, it's fucking real good.
Check it out.
This is a real good, fuckingshit right here.
Candy Outrageous.
(01:03:13):
It's called right Alright.
It's uh, has Reese's Piecesinside.
No, no shit, this is sold, areyou?
I think you can find these In7-Eleven, cause that's where I
buy them at 7-Eleven.
Reese's Pieces Well, reese'sOutrageous.
Um, they have the other one too.
It's called um, fuck, I forgot,I forgot the other one.
It's good, this one's good.
I recommend everybody to buythis one.
(01:03:34):
It tastes so fucking good.
And also there's another one.
It's called Reese's PJ&J.
Oh shit, I'm gonna have to trythat one.
This is fucking delicious.
Oh my gosh, dude, I bought twoof them.
They have strawberry and theyhave grape.
I'm about to try that one, butthis one dude.
Oh my gosh dude, I couldfucking.
I bought two of them.
They have strawberry and theyhave grape.
I'm about to try that one.
(01:03:56):
But this one, dude, this one'sfucking so good and delicious,
dude.
I mean, it's addicting dude.
You know and you know what?
I'm not even a fuckingchocolate guy dude.
You know, I don't eat chocolateright, yeah, you don't yeah.
Oh, dude, when I I'm going totry it because I love peanut
butter.
I love peanut butter and Ifinally tasted this one and it
(01:04:16):
tastes fucking good and I atethree of them.
So I got one here, nice, and Igot this one here still you know
what chocolate I bit on thekick on which one?
Thee Gooch (01:04:29):
Twix?
Oh yeah, yeah, but these arethe salted ones.
Joe (01:04:34):
Oh yeah, the salty caramel one.
Thee Gooch (01:04:35):
Yeah, they put salt in it.
Joe (01:04:38):
You know what that's coming around, dude, because
Butterfinger made one too.
I have two of them still inhere.
Thee Gooch (01:04:44):
Oh yeah, twix salt.
These are fucking good dude,I'm going to have to check that
out.
Joe (01:04:48):
Butterfingers came out with one too.
Oh really, peanut butter.
Yeah, I'm going to have to lookfor that one on 7-Eleven.
Thee Gooch (01:04:57):
Yeah, try it.
It's a blue package, you can'tmiss it.
Joe (01:05:02):
I'm going to have to search for that one.
Thee Gooch (01:05:05):
Way good, dude Way good.
Joe (01:05:08):
Alright, guys, I think this is it.
We're done for today, a SundayFunday.
I just want to thank everybodywho tuned in listening.
All right, guys, I think thisis it we're done for today,
sunday Funday.
I just want to thank everybodywho tuned in listening.
You know what, gooch?
I think I'm going to buy me anew computer because this
battery is not working as before.
Oh, no shit it's because itdies out now, even though when
(01:05:43):
it's charging.
Oh really, yeah.
Thee Gooch (01:05:46):
I'll probably buy me a fucking iMac.
Yeah, iMac right.
Yeah, MacBook.
Joe (01:05:55):
Alright, guys, this is it.
This is Thee Talkers PodcastUnscripted.
My name is Joe and we have theGooch here.
Thank you for Tuning in andjoining in.
See you next week at 2pmPacific Standard Time and 3 pm
Mountain Time.
(01:06:15):
Everybody Recording live in LosAngeles, California.
Thank you for joining in and ifyou guys want to support our
show for $3 a month, you couldcancel anytime.
We will include a shout out foryou.
If you're a subscriber for $3 amonth, we will give you a shout
out and the good news is wecould cancel.
You could cancel anytime,everybody, and all I can say is
(01:06:40):
stay safe, do not drink anddrive.
Any last words for you, Gooch.
Thee Gooch (01:06:44):
Stay sober.
Joe (01:06:47):
Don't drink and drive.
Do not drink and driveeverybody.
All right, guys, this is it.
Thank you for joining in.
Thank you all you listeners outthere.
See you, bye.
(01:07:09):
Nice.
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