May 12, 2025 • 64 mins
Joe and Gooch reflect on Mother's Day, sharing emotional memories of their late parents while discussing current events and personal stories on a hot Sunday in Los Angeles. Their authentic, unfiltered conversation ranges from heartfelt reflections to political observations, all delivered with their characteristic humor and candor.
• Acknowledgment of Mother's Day with emotional tributes to their late mother
• Discussion about not taking parents for granted while they're alive
• Speculation about an upcoming US-China trade deal announcement
• Thoughts on how reduced tariffs might lower consumer prices
• Personal cryptocurrency investment strategies ahead of potential market movements
• Humorous segments about their friend "Sexy Pants" and nostalgic memories
• Criticisms of current political situations and policy decisions
• Review of a humorous "How Top Gun Should Have Ended" parody
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Joe (00:21):
What's up, what's up, what's up, everybody, what's up,
what's up.
This is Thee Talkers PodcastUnscripted.
My name is Joel and we have theGooch what's happening,
everybody.
What's happening?
Oh, it is happening.
(00:43):
How you been Gooch Good, good,good, good, good.
You been good how you beendoing good on a Sunday?
I hope so, oh, I hope so.
fun day , fun day .
Yeah, what about you, Joho?
I'm doing good, I'm doing good.
(01:03):
It got fucking hot.
It's 81 degrees in the highs inLos Angeles, California.
I want to say how's everybodydoing?
Is everybody doing good how youbeen Gooch Good, good.
Thee Gooch (01:23):
Just enjoying this fucking weather.
Dude, the weather, it's abouttime.
Yeah, I know, right, I get togo outside and wear shorts.
Don't have to worry about asweater.
Jeez, can wear my thong.
Joe (01:38):
Damn dude, it's fucking hot in here.
I'm really sweating, oh really,and I have to close all the
windows and doors because Idon't want to hear all the noise
, you know.
Thee Gooch (01:46):
Right.
Joe (01:47):
And yeah, dude, it's really hot.
It's like around 80 degrees.
Thee Gooch (01:56):
I don't know how hot it is right now.
We're supposed to expect athunderstorm coming in.
Oh yeah At 75, supposedly 75?
.
Yeah, I'm sorry, 81, 81,.
Damn, tomorrow's supposed to be85, 85?
.
Yep, yepers.
Joe (02:15):
Well, how's everybody doing ?
Welcome to the show everybody.
This is Thee Talkers Podcast,Unscripted.
Before I start the show, I justwant to say that Thank you for
all the listeners out there.
They're tuning in and hearingus and thank you for all your
downloads and everybody, likeeverybody out there, thank you
south America, and north Americaas well, and all of UK, thank
(02:37):
you very much UK, UK, UK.
Thee Gooch (02:41):
You guys are amazing .
I, I love, I love, I love you.
I want to go out there sometime.
Joe (02:49):
Well, my dream, my dream, my dream vacation is going to
Rome, but I don't like going, Idon't like to fly, so I'm scared
.
Thee Gooch (02:58):
Yeah, dude, I can't even tolerate fucking flying
from here to Los Angeles, andthat's only right Combined two
hours.
Imagine being on a fuckingplane for 18 hours, fuck that oh
dude, I know Right.
So the only thing we can do isdrive to the East Coast, like
New York, take a ship.
Take a ship from New York toAfrica.
(03:21):
Yeah, I know Right, go on thebus to the UK.
Yeah, I know right, go on thebus to the UK.
Joe (03:28):
That's the only thing I could do.
You know, take a boat, take aboat.
What are the odds?
It sinks.
Thee Gooch (03:39):
Pack some extra chonies.
Joe (03:43):
Yeah, happy Mother's Day everyone.
All you mothers out there,happy mother's day everyone.
Thee Gooch (03:47):
all you mothers out there, happy mother's day and to
all the beautiful mothers outthere, happy mother's day.
The heavenly mothers that haveleft us, including our mom,
happy mother's day.
Without we wouldn't be shit.
Joe (04:06):
Yeah, I mean, there's our mom right here.
We miss her so much.
Happy Mother's Day, mom.
Thee Gooch (04:16):
I cried today, dude, I won't lie.
I cried yeah, oh shit.
Here come the tear works now.
Joe (04:22):
Yeah, I know right, and that's what I thought about her
today in the morning.
Here come, the tear works now,yeah, I know right, and like um,
it's like, uh, that's what Ithought about her today in the
morning.
You know, you just whisper toyour whisper and say happy
mother's day, you know I thinkthat that's.
Thee Gooch (04:37):
It makes me fucking depressed, dude, because you
know, we've known our parentsfor all our lives.
Obviously, our dad passed awaywhat 16 years ago?
And then mom's seven years ago.
I think, yeah, it's like 2018.
Yeah, we're fucking orphans.
Dude like yeah, all right,technically grown as grown-ass
men are fucking orphans.
(04:57):
Yeah, it's sad, you know,especially you see a bunch of
fucking people out there thatdon't acknowledge their parents,
or because their parents arealive and well, they treat them
like shit.
It's like fuck man.
Joe (05:10):
I wish I had my mom, my dad .
I know that's what I say too.
You know they take it for, theytake their parents for granted.
You know for sure.
You know there's like uh,that's what I always tell
everybody, like everybody takestheir parents for granted.
And you know, yeah, it doesn'tweigh.
I mean, love them right now.
You know, yeah, give them theattention right now they need,
(05:32):
because someday, when you becomea parent, you know, you're
going to feel it too.
You know, oh yeah, what a momsaid one time, that she says
that you know, I hope, when Idie, you don't bring me flowers,
bring me flowers when I'm alive.
You know, I hope, when I die,you don't bring me flowers,
bring me flowers when I'm alive.
Thee Gooch (05:47):
That's what she always says yeah, that's why I
don't take her flowers when I goto Los Angeles and I you know,
hang out at a grave.
I don't take her flowers, yeah.
Joe (05:56):
Because she even said to herself I'm not going to know if
you're going to bring meflowers or not.
You know, that's what shealways says.
Thee Gooch (06:02):
That's what she always says.
The one thing that trips me outevery time I think about my mom
passing away, dude, is likebefore I got there, when she was
on her deathbed.
Joe (06:12):
Yeah.
Thee Gooch (06:13):
And you hear a lot of stories about it, about how
they see, you know, spiritually,they see when you're before you
pass away.
They see their loved ones.
They see when you're before youpass away.
Yeah, they see their loved ones, like and I remember our sister
was telling us that you know,mom was talking to our grandpa,
which would be her dad.
(06:33):
Yeah, you know why is my dadhere you know, yeah, you know
that's.
That's a trip dude yeah so I'mhoping when I'm in my, yeah, I'm
hoping when I'm on my deathbedI can see my, our parents yeah,
you know it's sad, like next toour deathbed, right yeah yeah,
(06:55):
but it's crazy.
You think about it and it'slike fuck dude, we're gonna live
until 150 years old and we'regonna fucking have to wait.
Yeah, I know right.
Joe (07:04):
I know right, I know, man, it's kind of like it's scary in
a way, but it's not.
It's a good way, you know.
It's a good kind of way and ascary way at the same time, you
know.
Thee Gooch (07:16):
Because I mean, we can be honest, dude, they left
way too early.
Yeah, they did.
You know our dad was 64, Iearly.
Yeah, you know my dad, our dadwas 64, I think.
And you know that was what, 18years ago, almost 18 years ago,
I think, that mom, well, how oldwas mom?
Like 62.
She was like 62.
Joe (07:35):
Yeah, so they, they still had time to watch, you know,
their grandkids and greatgrandkids to grow up yeah, yeah,
that's a good thing, yeah, butum, yeah, so happy mother's day
to all your mothers out thereand um, stay um, vigilant, good,
good job on your parenting andall that stuff.
(07:56):
And today's your day, so happymother's day everyone and um,
and happy mother's heaven.
What is it?
Happy Heavenly Mother's Day,mom?
There you go.
Almost thought of it rightthere.
Okay, so yeah, it's a hot daytoday in Los Angeles, california
.
I can't take it, no more.
(08:18):
I'm dying.
Thee Gooch (08:20):
Oh, stop you, little fucker.
Joe (08:24):
I'm already dying.
Helper, I'm ready to dine.
Help me.
Thee Gooch (08:27):
I wish, you know, I wish every day.
I know it's not possible, but Iwish every day was like 106
degrees every day, Jeez 160,what 106.
106.
106 degrees.
Joe (08:39):
Yeah.
Thee Gooch (08:41):
Yeah, jeez, that's a .
Feel the sweat in between mybutt cheeks, you know.
Joe (08:47):
That's a, that's a, that's a that's a lot of fucking.
That's a lot of fuckingThinking about all the heat,
dude.
That's too much, I can't.
Thee Gooch (08:58):
I can't, fucking love that shit, Especially
working outside and shit andlike you're all sweaty Mm-hmm,
she rocking or roofing Whateverdude, Fuck it Just do it, I'm
all for that shit, love it.
Fucking love it the Gooch.
Yes, that's me.
(09:19):
I had a little too much todrink tonight.
You did yeah.
I started drinking, oh shit.
In fact, I need a little toomuch to drink tonight.
You did, yeah, I starteddrinking, oh shit.
Joe (09:27):
In fact, I need a shot.
Thee Gooch (09:29):
A big ass bottle of tequila maybe Damn no shit, but
I gotta be careful, dude,because I've been feeling my
liver like a motherfucker lately.
Oh fuck, dude.
Joe (09:42):
You feeling it?
Thee Gooch (09:43):
My liver?
Yeah, I do you probably have a.
Joe (09:45):
What is it Fat my liver?
Yeah, I do.
Do you probably have?
What is it Fat in your liver?
Thee Gooch (09:50):
Maybe, Everything else is fat.
Why not, except my penis?
My penis is not fat, your penisyeah, it's more like a button
on a fur coat.
Joe (10:05):
Crazy, crazy.
Thee Gooch (10:07):
I'll be all right, you'll be all right, gooch.
Joe (10:10):
Yeah, I'll be all right.
Yeah, I haven't even startedyet, but yet I bought some
Chinese food yesterday, dude,and right after I got off of
work I ordered me a combinationand two side orders.
I ordered beef and broccolisteamed.
Ordered me a combination andtwo side orders.
I ordered beef and broccolisteamed rice and teriyaki
chicken.
Thee Gooch (10:29):
Well, see, the thing is, your Chinese food in Los
Angeles is way different thanthe Chinese food we eat here,
dude that we have here in thestate.
Joe (10:39):
How is it right there?
Thee Gooch (10:41):
Expensive.
Joe (10:42):
Expensive really, Is it that good?
Thee Gooch (10:47):
It's alright, it's not the greatest, but it's.
I would rather have los angelesfucking chinese food because
you get to.
You know you get to pick whatyou want to eat.
You know, yeah, like broccoliand fucking orange chicken, low
main chow mein all this othershit over here.
Dude, you know, if me and thefour boys go and eat we're
spending 90 bucks.
90 bucks, yeah, 90 bucks nobullshit, plus tip.
Joe (11:10):
Damn.
And that's only for one item onthe menu.
One item Damn.
No shit yeah.
Thee Gooch (11:20):
So it's totally different, it's totally it's not
the same Damn.
Joe (11:26):
And I got two side orders chicken and bell pepper that's
my favorite and chamoy.
Thee Gooch (11:33):
And what does that cost?
Joe (11:35):
Like 12 bucks, Actually 23 bucks.
That's not too bad With thewhole combination, you know,
with the side orders and thecombo.
Thee Gooch (11:44):
But I got four there was only two plates.
Because it's Mother's Day.
You Sexy Pants and Huggy Buttand Donya Didn't celebrate.
You guys didn't do shit.
Joe (11:55):
Nah, just them.
They went out yesterday.
Sexy Pants came from he works,he's just working.
Thee Gooch (12:03):
Sexy Pants has from he works, so he's he's just like
Just working Sexy Pants has todo the fucking podcast At least
one time.
Nah, he won't agree with it.
Joe (12:12):
No, nah, he doesn't want to join in.
I told him I go, hey, the Goochwants you to Join the podcast
Just for a little while I go.
I don't know, I don't know.
Okay, well, put a bag on yourface.
I told him.
Thee Gooch (12:24):
No, he doesn't need a bag.
No, no bag.
No, what no bag on his face.
Joe (12:28):
No, he's so beautiful, he's so beautiful, oh yeah.
Thee Gooch (12:35):
He's the only one that makes me gay, like the only
one in this fucking planet thatmakes me gay Like I could.
I could, I mean mean every oncein a while I'll see, you know,
yeah, a cute, a nice looking guy, I'm gay for like three seconds
.
No, sexy pants will make me.
If I'm in my he's in mypresence, I'm gay all fucking
day.
Damn, no shit, I love it.
Joe (12:56):
I love him, god, I love him yeah, because I I noticed the
noticed Every time you guys talk, when you guys are doing
FaceTime, he's shaking his booty.
Thee Gooch (13:09):
And you're shaking your booty.
Yeah, it's fireworks.
The whole fucking way throughit's fireworks, I have no
problem being gay then.
Joe (13:20):
Maybe Sexy Pants is looking at right now.
He's at work.
Probably looking at you rightnow talking about that listen
here, sexy pants if you'relistening.
Thee Gooch (13:29):
I love you, baby girl um baby doll.
I love you, baby doll, and youare the light of my life damn
yes, straight out of straightout yeah, that's how deep it is
damn how deep is your love.
That fucking BG song yeah, howdeep is my love a lot going on,
(13:55):
gooch, a lot going on.
Joe (13:58):
What do you make of it, man ?
Thee Gooch (14:00):
I mean I can't even breathe, dude cause.
Joe (14:03):
I'm fucking full, my bad.
I can't even breathe, dude,because I'm fucking full, my bad
, I can't even Because.
Thee Gooch (14:08):
I fucking overstuffed myself because I was
hearing that shit.
Joe (14:12):
I'm hearing I was hearing it up because the show was about
to start so I'm like hugging,like I'm stuffing my face and
shit.
Thee Gooch (14:19):
Your fatness is in the way.
Yeah, yeah.
So I sent you a video of the, Ithink, the French president,
french president Macron, I don'tknow man.
Joe (14:35):
Oh, he's the French president.
Thee Gooch (14:37):
Yeah, macron or the ambassador, Son of a shit, who
cares?
Fucking French people, theyinvented, fucking french fries
pretty soon now trump's gonnacall uh american fries, not
french fries, because he'snaming everything yeah, people
are losing their minds becausethe gulf of america used to be
(15:00):
called the gulf of mexico, when,if you think about it, you know
, if you look at America andthen you look at Mexico and then
Central America, everything'slike the South is South America,
because Mexico is not acontinent.
Yeah, it's South America.
Joe (15:19):
Yeah.
Thee Gooch (15:20):
And then we are North America and then.
Central America, south Salvadorand Honduras and all that.
So it'd be, you know, be theonly fucking reasonable thing to
call the Gulf of Mexico theGulf of America.
That's logic, I guess, but, um,but there's another one.
Joe (15:42):
There's another one, isn't it Saudi Arabia?
Or some shit like that?
Yeah, I don't know too much, orsome shit like that.
Thee Gooch (15:45):
Yeah, I don't know too much about that shit, but I
think he's just trollingeverybody.
Joe (15:48):
That's what I'm thinking.
Thee Gooch (15:50):
Trump is the biggest fucking troll that we know.
He loves fucking with peopleand people buy into it, and
especially the liberal Democrats.
They fucking lose their mindover that shit and that's what's
going on and it's cool, it'sfun to see, it's fun to watch
them lose their minds Drivingthem crazy, huh.
Joe (16:11):
And it's working too, yeah, it's working, they're biting
the bait, you know?
Yeah, fucking suckers.
So you're saying about thepresident, right, what's the
deal?
So I don't know if he's thepresident, right?
Thee Gooch (16:25):
So what's the deal?
So I don't know if he's thepresident of France or the
ambassador to France or somebodyin France, macron, okay, I
forget his first name, butanyways, there's a big
conspiracy theory that his wifeis transgender.
Oh shit.
Okay, I forget her name too.
I forget her name, but anyway,I don't want to get into that.
Okay, I forget her name too.
(16:47):
I forget her name, but anyway,I don't want to get into that.
Sorry if I'm sniffling too much, my fucking sinuses are fucking
killing me.
So the video I sent you, youcan see him trying to scoop away
the people.
The conspiracy theorists arecalling it a bag of coke, and
his predecessor that's sittingto the the conspiracy theorists
are calling it a bag of coke,okay, and his predecessor that's
(17:08):
sitting to the left of him ishiding a spoon, okay, well shit.
In all reality, when you look atthe video.
To me it does look like afucking napkin to me, a napkin.
It looks like a napkin.
You think so?
Yeah, it looks like fuckingnapkin to me, it looks like a
napkin.
You think so?
Yeah, it looks like a napkin tome.
And it looks like the guy tothe left of him is hiding
(17:35):
something.
Looks like a syringe to me.
Looks like a syringe.
Let's be honest, I'm not tryingto be honest.
I'm not a fucking liberal, soI'm going to be honest.
But what's throwing me off isis Macron's face.
He looks so fucking suspicious.
You know, when you run thevideo, just look at his face.
(17:55):
He looks fucking suspicious,Okay.
Joe (17:57):
I got one and two.
So, I'll play the first one,okay.
It's a long walk.
We're back in Poland, it'sthrough my bathroom, huh.
Clip (18:12):
It's a long walk now, but we've got to Poland.
It's through my bathroom, huh.
It's literally we came throughGermany and then we made it to
France.
We got through the border.
Take a photo and after that youwill be allowed to drink.
Joe (18:44):
Okay, that was it right.
Yeah, Want me to play the nextone.
Thee Gooch (18:48):
Yeah, play the next one Okay, notice the napkin is
there.
And the next one Notice thenapkin is there.
And the way he grabs the Well,to me it's a napkin.
Okay, it could be anything, wecan't really tell, but when he
grabs it, just look at hisfucking face, dude.
Also suspicious huh yeah.
Clip (19:05):
Yeah, wow, wow.
Thee Gooch (19:26):
So you know, I've done coke in my past, right,
I've done coke Cocaine isfucking badass.
When you're having done coke inmy past right, I've done coke
it's fucking cocaine.
It's fucking badass.
When you're having sex too,Right, right, but anyways, the
thing that's throwing me off.
Yeah, to me it looks like anapkin, mm-hmm, but why is he
carrying himself like that?
Yeah, right now it's got theinternet fucking buzzing because
(19:51):
everybody thinks it's a fuckingbag of coke, a bag of coke.
Joe (19:56):
But the way he grabbed it, because if it was a napkin you
would just get it like that andjust put it in your pocket.
Put it in your pocket, yeah.
Thee Gooch (20:03):
But he grabbed it slow, huh His fucking face.
Yeah, me too.
It speaks volume.
It speaks volume.
It's like you got caught.
Joe (20:10):
You know, yeah, it's like you got caught, you know, yeah.
Yeah, it's crazy how you don'trealize it until then.
Thee Gooch (20:16):
And the top story about all this shit is that the
media bombarded that areabecause they were coming back
from Kiev Right, kiev, ukraineOn a train.
They were on a train, so theywere coming back from a train,
and the media bombarded, so theyweren't expecting the media to
come in and watch them andinterview them.
A bunch of fucking cameras arethere.
(20:38):
There's so many fucking angleson that situation, but his face
tells a different story, myopinion yeah, I could imagine
like, like it, um, and his face.
His face kind of looked likeflush, like flush, red huh, like
yeah it's like when remember,remember for fucking 20 years,
(20:58):
dude, I carried myself and thatI caught sexy pants masturbating
.
Uh-huh, yeah, yeah, okay, that,look that, fucking look like
that all shot, yeah yeah.
Like that All shot.
Yeah, yeah.
Joe (21:17):
But you, you carry that as a lie though All the fucking
years.
Thee Gooch (21:20):
Yes, I did.
It was for 20 years.
I carried it.
I finally fessed up.
No, I didn't catch himmasturbating.
I did I would.
I would help out.
You know, Well, actually it waslike yeah, it was 20 years, Now
it's like 30.
But no, I wish.
Yeah, I wish I would havehelped him out.
Damn.
(21:43):
With your mouth, with my mouth.
He's so sexy.
Oh, my God, let's talk aboutsexy pants.
Come here, baby doll.
He's probably watching rightnow.
I hope so.
I hope so.
Yes, I'm talking about you,sexy pants.
Joe (21:59):
Yeah, I told him.
I asked him if he wanted that.
I asked him that you wanted himto come in to the show, and he
says, oh hell, no, I won't go inthat shit.
Thee Gooch (22:13):
If I have to pay him , let me make some money and
I'll pay him.
Come on, can I imagine?
Well, that's what it isnowadays it's worth it.
Joe (22:18):
To me it's worth it how much If you could have deal with
him coming to the show?
How much are you willing tospend for him to be on the show?
You know?
Thee Gooch (22:30):
now.
I hope he's not listening, butif I were to bribe him to come
on the show, to pay him to comeon the show, I'll probably start
off with a thousand bucks so Iwill sell him cash, app him
whatever thousand bucks for himto be on the show, because I
want.
I want the world to know who mylover is, and the only lover I
(22:52):
have in my life Damn no shit.
Yes.
Joe (22:59):
Damn.
Are you serious, $1,000?
.
Thee Gooch (23:03):
This is the only time you guys will ever catch me
being fruity.
That's how much I love him.
Joe (23:09):
That's how much you love him that's how much you love the
sexy pants damn man, especiallywhen he jiggles his butt, and
he does it just to tease me.
Thee Gooch (23:20):
He only does it just to tease me no, he does it to
antagonize you.
That's what he's trying to doyes, and then when I have sex
with a girl, I just explode.
Oh my gosh, sexy pants, yes.
And then when I have sex with agirl.
Joe (23:34):
I just explode.
Oh my gosh, Sexy pants Alsowhat?
Thee Gooch (23:43):
else is going on in the news Gooch.
So I think on fucking Thursdayor Friday, trump said that he
had a big announcement, thebiggest announcement of his
career as a president, and Ithink my assumption is a trade
deal with China, because we haveto remember this whole tariff
(24:05):
stuff that's going on right now.
It's not a tariff war andthat's what the media wants you
to believe.
It's not a tariff war.
It's not a trade war, it's notnone tariff war, it's not.
It's not and that's what themedia wants you to believe.
It's not a tariff war, it's nota trade war, it's not none of
this war.
What the united states citizens, all americans, want is equal
tariffs, equal trade.
That's what we want, right,right, I think.
The big announcement tomorrow,I think at 10 p, at 10 am
(24:30):
eastern time.
I think they came up with anagreement.
I think China gave in becauseChina didn't even Gavin Newsom,
that fucking Democrat inCalifornia, because most of the
stuff that comes in from Chinato California.
they have to pay high tariffs.
(24:51):
They're going to pay hightariffs and Gavin Newsom's
trying to prevent that.
Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
He can go to jail and I wishone day that will happen, but I
don't think it'll happen.
But I think the announcementtomorrow it's going to be that
China cave and China, we'reeither going to have equal
tariff or no tariffs tomorrow.
(25:13):
That's my prediction, that'syour speculation.
Yeah, that's great news for ourcountry and us, because that'll
only mean that everything thatwe see at Walmart, for example,
everything's made in China,everything.
So what we're going to see iseverything's going to drop in
price, everything, because whatit's made in China, everything,
(25:33):
yeah, yeah.
So what we're going to see iseverything is going to drop in
price.
Everything, oh no shit,everything.
Joe (25:35):
Because what it's made of huh Like everything's made in
China.
Thee Gooch (25:38):
Yeah, is that the way it is?
Everything, dude, everything'smade in China.
Joe (25:42):
So it drops the value.
Huh, Like the value.
I mean Yep, Yep.
Thee Gooch (25:46):
So if we have no tariffs between the US and China
, if we have no tariffs, thatmeans that the products that
come into China are going to becheaper, dude, once we go to the
store and we buy, you know, apicture frame or whatever, the
fucking, whatever it may be,it's going to be fucking pennies
on the dollars, dude.
Joe (26:08):
Shit, it's like walking through a 99 cent store.
Yep, yep, oh shit.
It kind of makes sense too.
Dollars, dude, shit.
It's like walking through a 99cent store.
Then yep, yep, no shit, andthen you know, it kind of makes
sense too yeah, exactly.
Thee Gooch (26:17):
And then you have all these democrats.
You know again, the stockmarket has absolutely nothing to
do with average joes like meand you.
It has absolutely nothing to dowith us at all.
It's the rich, it's the rich,they're the's the rich.
They're the ones that aresuffering.
They're the ones that arelosing millions because they can
lose millions.
They lose millions like we lose50 cents.
Yeah, okay, true, but I thinkthat's the big announcement
(26:43):
tomorrow, dude.
Joe (26:44):
You think so?
What time?
In 10 o'clock pm.
Thee Gooch (26:47):
It'll be 10 o'clock, 10 o'clock.
It'll be 10 o'clock, 10 o'clock.
It'll be 10 o'clock, easterntime.
Joe (26:55):
Eastern time.
Eastern time Okay.
Thee Gooch (26:56):
So it'll be 8 o'clock or 7 o'clock our time.
Joe (27:01):
Oh shit, yeah.
And is it true that?
they might go to like a reset orsomething like that.
Thee Gooch (27:09):
The only person, the only economy that's going to go
through a reset is China orChina, yeah, so they're gonna
start over again they're gonnahave to start all over, because
you have to think, if you know,when you look at the research
and you look at China, China iswell advanced than we are, dude
yeah, yeah, well, yeah know.
(27:30):
You go to the liquor stores inChina, or convenience store
rather.
In China Everything's robotic,you can buy whatever the fuck
you want.
And again in China, pennies onthe dollar.
Their technology is fuckingwell advanced than we are.
Dude, because they have rippedoff the United States for
fucking decades.
Dude, so they're able to do it.
(27:50):
So now, if we have equaltariffs or no tariffs ripped off
the United States for fuckingdecades dude, so they're able to
do it.
So now, if we have equaltariffs or no tariffs at all,
we're fucking good.
Trump wins again.
The United States wins again,that's crazy.
(28:11):
Yeah, and I was expecting Chinato cave.
Okay, personally, I wasexpecting china to cave, right,
but it was just a matter of time.
I didn't know when, I didn'tknow what the fuck, but they
caved.
They came up with an agreementthis weekend, as we speak, but
he's not going to make theannouncement until tomorrow
that's crazy, and they werelosing jobs over there in China.
(28:31):
Right, they were losing jobs,people on strike, because nobody
was.
They can't get any of theirproducts out of China.
You know the ports of LosAngeles and the East Coast and
New York and all those ports outthere in the East Coast and
West Coast.
There was no ships coming infrom China because of the
tariffs and the only one thatwas losing was china, and people
(28:59):
need to understand that.
Now, when trump makes thisannouncement tomorrow, dude,
what else are these fuckingdemocrats are going to complain
about?
Because it's an absolute winfor the united states?
yeah, no shit absolutely it's anabsolute win for the united
States.
Yeah, no shit.
Absolutely, it's an absolutewin for the United States.
Joe (29:13):
And you think the stocks will go
high on this shit.
Thee Gooch (29:16):
The stocks are going to fucking skyrocket, dude.
Joe (29:19):
That's what he was saying.
That's what he was saying Tobuy some stocks right now.
Right now, yeah, becauseeverything's going to.
It's no joke, it's going toskyrocket.
Thee Gooch (29:29):
I won't lie, dude.
I bought $20 worth of Bitcoin.
That's right.
Joe (29:34):
I already have that.
Oh really, I got Bitcoin, I gotSolana, I think, and I got.
Thee Gooch (29:41):
I want to buy fucking $40 of NASDAQ, dude,
because that fucking stocktomorrow morning is going to
fucking skyrocket.
No, dude.
Joe (29:48):
That's the only thing I didn't get is NASDAQ, the app I
have to buy stocks.
Thee Gooch (29:55):
I can't buy NASDAQ.
I got to fucking research anddo some other shit.
But $40, dude will probablygive me fucking a couple
thousand dollars.
A couple thousand, yeah.
Joe (30:08):
And I
got Doge.
What is it?
Oh, I should fucking buy Doge,dude.
I got Doge, and I got Shiba,and I got Solana, bitcoin,
etheren and Pepe.
I got all that Dude, I put in$25.
Thee Gooch (30:30):
Yeah, you're going to be surprised tomorrow morning
, dude.
It's not going to be a majorincrease, okay, because the
amount of money that we bought,but it's going to be an increase
.
It's going to be something,yeah.
Joe (30:41):
Because I put in $25,.
Dude, I started with $25 on itand it went to $175.
Increased yeah.
Thee Gooch (30:52):
You're going to hear breaking news tomorrow about
the fucking stock market.
Tomorrow it's going to fuckingskyrocket.
You think so?
Like bad, yeah, yeah, becauseof China, jeez, and the UK caved
.
You know, I think the deal forthe UK was like 10%, you know,
(31:14):
10% tariffs.
It isn't much but it's going tohelp us out, you know.
Yeah, yeah.
Okay, so remember when we werekids and growing up in the 80s
and 90s, when we used to buyConverse.
This is just an example when weused to buy Converse, the sole
used to be rubber.
Joe (31:33):
Yeah.
Thee Gooch (31:34):
All rubber.
So right now, if you buyConverse, there's like a little
fuzz.
It's not all rubber.
Clip (31:44):
Yeah.
Thee Gooch (31:46):
There's like a little fuzz on it.
I don't know how to describe it, but anyways, point being that
China makes those shoes now.
Jeez.
So now, because it's not ahundred percent rubber on those
shoes, oh yeah, they can do thetax on it Like a 5% tax on those
(32:07):
shoes, because it would be theamount of fabric or fibers that
are inside that rubber.
It would be considered aslipper.
Jeez, no shit, yeah, yeah sonow when everybody buys a
converse shoe, check the bottom.
Joe (32:23):
It's not 100 rubber yeah, I was noticing, because when I
used to buy converse, you knowthe, the sole, the, like the
lining Every time I would likerun or something like that,
they'll peel apart and they go.
Dude, they don't make them likethey used to anymore.
You know what I'm saying.
You know, like the lining ofthe sole, like it peels.
It peels off real quick andthey're brand new.
Thee Gooch (32:46):
I go that's going to fucking lose in this tariff
trade with China right now withthe new deal are the big
companies like Gucci, nike,louis Vuitton, all these fucking
(33:09):
big companies that were sofucking expensive that nobody
that me and you can't evenafford, right, yeah, yeah.
They are the only ones that aregoing to lose.
Corporate America is going tofucking lose because of this
fucking new deal, and that'sgood news for your average
citizens in the United States.
Joe (33:27):
So now we're going to be spending less than Yep.
Thee Gooch (33:29):
Yep.
Joe (33:31):
Because all those items like the Gucci and all them shit
, they're like what fucking theaverage price will be?
Like what $500 a bag orsomething like that.
Thee Gooch (33:39):
Dude, you can buy a fucking wallet, a Louis Vuitton
wallet, like if you go toBeverly Hills, right?
Mm-hmm, you go to Beverly Hills, a Louis Vuitton.
I've never been to one, buthypothetically you go to Louis
Vuitton and Beverly Hills youcan spend $1,500 just for a
little wallet.
Joe (33:58):
Not no more.
It's going to be worth whatlike $10?
.
Thee Gooch (34:04):
Oh, at least yeah.
Joe (34:06):
At least $10 or $25?
Sure what about the colognes, Idon't get in that shit Colognes
, you don't catch me dead inthat shit, no shit, colognes I
don't know about colognes thatmight change the look of it.
Thee Gooch (34:17):
That's just liquid cologne.
Yeah, because I've been tryingto introduce the boys to the
colognes I used to wear when wewere kids.
Uh-huh Like, remember school.
We used to want to smell goodand shit like like the cologne
(34:38):
fahrenheit.
Joe (34:39):
Yeah, I want to get them that cologne.
Thee Gooch (34:39):
You know how much a little bottle of fucking
fahrenheit call like a little 12ounce bottle yeah, 80 fucking
dollars, dude, I knew it.
Yeah, yeah, like holy shit, Iwant to introduce that to the
boys because I introduced themto uhternity.
Those are the ones I couldafford, right?
Yeah, holy shit, christian DiorFahrenheit, that little 12
ounce little bottle fucking $80,dude, holy shit.
Joe (35:05):
And the one I like.
The one I like.
What is it?
Giorgio Amani Imperial?
Oh yeah, Giorgio Amani Empiro,fuck Giorgio Amani Emperio.
Oh yeah, that was good.
Oh my God, that's a beautifulsmelly cologne dude.
That shit is 85 bucks right nowand back then it was like 60
bucks.
Thee Gooch (35:23):
Or 60 or 50.
Escape, you remember, escaperight.
Joe (35:27):
Yeah.
Thee Gooch (35:27):
I used to buy that fucking cologne all the time,
dude.
Right, yeah, I used to buy thatfucking cologne all the time,
dude.
That's another one I want tobuy for the boys so they can,
you know, smell good and shitand they can get some chips.
You know, make me maybe, maybemake me a grandpa someday.
Anyways, those fucking colognesare so fucking expensive right
now, dude yeah they are dude.
Joe (35:45):
It's fucking crazy jeez, and you did
you hear about the one, thegases raising up right here in
California.
Thee Gooch (35:54):
That's only happening because of Gavin
Newsom.
Joe (35:58):
Yeah, and they're blaming Trump.
I was looking up in fuckingTikTok and it's always one
numbskull saying, oh, I thoughtTrump's going to lower the price
huh Stupid, it has nothing todo with president, by the end of
2026, dude, by the end of 2026,.
Thee Gooch (36:15):
No matter what you do, no matter how you slice it,
no matter what happens with gasprices nationwide, california is
going to pay almost $8 afucking gallon of gas.
Yeah, yeah, that's going tohurt me Because of fucking Gavin
Newsom.
Joe (36:32):
Yeah, it's because that fucker needs money, huh.
Thee Gooch (36:35):
Yeah, yeah, that's going to hurt me Because of
fucking Gavin Newsom.
Yeah, it's because that fuckerneeds money.
Joe (36:38):
Huh yeah, I'm sure he has his hand in the cookie jar, for
sure, yeah, yeah, because he wasbugging for money, right?
Thee Gooch (36:46):
Supposedly for what?
A medical or some shit?
Honestly, dude, I don't fuckingknow.
But we have to be real.
Gavin newsom needs to get thefuck out of california
california needs to start votingfucking red.
California needs to get rid ofall the corruption, because now
there's a big, a hugeinvestigation with all the money
(37:07):
that's been distributed inCalifornia for the people and
nobody knows where that fuckingmoney is at.
I think it was like $22 billion.
Yeah, nobody knows where thatmoney went for the homeless
people.
I know it's fucking crazy.
Was that like fucking?
Two or three years ago, whenJoe Biden was in the fucking
(37:29):
office, he spent $300 million,right.
Years ago, when Joe Biden wason the fucking office, he, um,
he spent 300 million dollars,right.
So all the addicts inCalifornia or and nationwide,
can get free needles, freebrittle pads, free spoons and to
supply them with fucking yeah,syringes so they can get fucking
(37:51):
, so they can get high off thegovernment right, yeah, right
right you know, I have a, I havea such a uh, oh, fuck it.
Here comes that fuckingwaterworks.
I have such a soft spot foraddicts, for the obvious reasons
.
That's not fucking cool, man.
(38:12):
Yeah, you know, it's notfucking cool that the Democrats
can do that shit supply addictsinstead of cleaning them up,
instead of having fuckingprograms to help them clean up,
the Democrats would ratherfucking supply them, dude.
Yeah, you know, the Democratswould rather fucking supply them
(38:34):
, dude.
Joe (38:35):
Instead of having everything all cleaned up and
organized the whole city, butthey wanted everything all
fucked up.
Thee Gooch (38:45):
The whole point of what Democrats?
They would rather add fuel tothe fucking fire, dude.
Instead of putting that fireout, they would rather put fuel
to that fire.
Add more fucking damage, dude.
Instead of putting that fireout, they would rather put fuel
to that fire.
Joe (38:57):
Add more fucking damage to it.
They're already burning theirbridges anyway, you know, right
yeah?
Thee Gooch (39:08):
It's just so fucking .
It's pathetic, dude, that wehave to live in this society
like that.
Yeah, I know.
Joe (39:16):
It sucks.
And you sent me another cliptoo, about something with the
reset.
It's a guy talking, Is it?
Thee Gooch (39:26):
I forget.
Dude, here here's a clip.
Let me refresh your memory.
My memory only goes back fiveminutes, really yeah, my memory
only goes back five minutes,really yeah.
So if I say something withinfour minutes, I'll remember it
before it turns five minutes andthen I forget you already
forgot already yes, I forgot ohshit, okay, well, here's a clip.
Joe (39:51):
You gave me that you forgot for four minutes.
Okay, here we go.
Okay, well, here's a clip.
You gave me that you forgot forfour minutes.
Okay, here we go.
Clip (39:58):
It's a trade deal between the US and China.
None of the details have beenreleased, so if somebody is
giving details, it's notanything that you can confirm.
This is what's being said.
The sentiment on social mediaSome users is mixed.
Some users celebrate it as aTrump win, calling it a total
reset, while others areskeptical, awaiting concrete
(40:20):
details.
Without the officialannouncement, it's unclear how
far tariffs will be reduced orwhat reform China must commit to
.
The deal is framed asaddressing national security
concerns, trade imbalances, butanalysts suggest a full
resolution is unlikely and thismay be just a partial step
toward stabilizing the region.
(40:41):
You can tell that's written bytalking points by the mainstream
media, but no details will beconfirmed.
If the deal is announced,expect the stock market on.
Okay, there's a trade deal.
Joe (41:00):
He cut off right there.
Huh, that's what you were justtalking about right.
Thee Gooch (41:08):
Yeah, the key words, like he said.
The gentleman said it can't,it's not a hundred percent, but
I feel like it did come to anagreement.
But he was reading off of theliberal media forecast, if you
(41:30):
will.
Yeah, so it's not a hundredpercent, but but I feel like
that's what's going on I'll befucking cool if we get good news
tomorrow, right?
yeah, I, I feel like it is, andthese are analysts that get paid
.
You know millions of millionsand millions of dollars that the
(41:50):
media yeah, you know, fake newsmedia comes up with.
But just to put everybody atease, I feel like it's going to
be good news tomorrow.
Joe (42:08):
We'll see what happens tomorrow, we'll see, we'll see
what tomorrow.
Yeah, dude, you know, we'll see, we'll see what tomorrow.
And um, yeah, dude, so that's a, that's a way, a way of
thinking that imagine that thesky, I mean the sky.
Imagine that a stock goes uptomorrow, I mean, how high do
(42:31):
you?
Thee Gooch (42:31):
think it might go.
Oh, it's gonna go up there,dude, it's gonna skyrocket, it's
gonna skyrocket, it's gonnaskyrocket.
We can be thousandaires,thousandaires by tomorrow, oh
yeah, by tomorrow, tomorrowmorning, that's the first thing
I'm gonna look at.
That fucking bitcoin shit.
I might buy maybe another $20tonight.
Yeah, that's all I can affordbut, what do you have?
(42:57):
you have robin hood or what youknow, dude um, back in the day,
I want to say four or five yearsago, I did go through robin
hood and I did invest in robinhood.
But you know how, for somestrange reason, I like to change
my phone number and passwordyou know, like a fucking idiot.
(43:20):
I don't have access to that, soI bet I got.
I got a few thousand dollars inthat motherfucker and robbing.
You still probably have itdon't you?
Joe (43:28):
no, I'm sure I do cause.
Uh, you got to go to thewebsite and say you forgot your
number or your well, I tried.
Thee Gooch (43:38):
I even fucking, uh, sent them my picture id and
fucking my face and all thisother shit and I still don't
have access to that?
No shit, that was doge dude.
That's when fucking elon muskcame out with doge.
No, shit but bitcoin.
Bitcoin right now is probablythe the greater one to to invest
(43:59):
in yeah so we'll see whathappens tomorrow morning.
dude jeez, I want to say I wantto say roughly about 12 o'clock
my time, 11 o'clock your time.
Check it in the morning, right?
Yeah, check it If we're stillbroke, then we were never meant
to be rich.
Joe (44:20):
Yeah, I know right, it just doesn't happen to us.
Huh, yeah, I know, no matterhow hard we try, we're just
losers, losers.
We're a bunch of losers.
I can't win.
You can't win for nothing.
You can't even win a lotteryticket.
Losers, can't win, can't winfor nothing, can't even win a
lottery ticket, not really.
(44:40):
I win at least like three bucks, something, something or
something.
I'm getting there Baby steps.
Thee Gooch (44:49):
Baby steps, Baby steps for the last 30 years.
Yeah, I know right.
Joe (44:53):
As long as I got my baby microphone right here, dude,
that's all that matters.
Oh, I like the way you strokeit.
Stroke it again, I stroked itagain, I caressed it, wow that's
a handful Damn.
And did you hear about the oneabout the mayor got detained
because they were barging in tothe ice facility or something?
Thee Gooch (45:16):
like that.
That's a new facility, isn't it?
Yeah and uh.
What was it?
New Jersey or New York?
Joe (45:22):
It was New Jersey.
Um, I mean I don't.
I mean it's just like dude, why?
Why are they getting involved?
Just let the, let it be.
You know, I mean it's it's.
They can't face the, the facts,they can't face anything.
They just it's just what it is.
You know you got to accept it.
You know they're, they're, youknow that's, that's the federal
(45:45):
government, isn't it like youknow?
Thee Gooch (45:47):
here's the thing that people need to understand
about democrats they will neverfight for America.
They will never fight forAmerica.
The American citizens, Americanchildren you notice everything
that we have seen never fightfor America.
They will never fight forAmerica.
The American citizens, Americanchildren you notice everything
that we have seen.
They're all illegals, like thatfuckface in El Salvador about.
You know what's his fuckingname?
(46:08):
Garcia, whatever the fuck is it.
Yeah, they even go down thereand they've been to El Salvador
to talk to him.
Nothing for America, nothing.
Joe (46:19):
I noticed that too.
It's fucking bullshit.
I mean and I noticed that theyhover crooks.
Criminals yeah, like becausethey're in their safe space.
Criminals yeah, like becausethey're in their safe space.
And what angers me, too, isthat the people are with the
(46:41):
criminals, the people that arewith the Democrats Right Like
just us, like us minority, we'reall for the criminals, but,
yeah, if something happens totheir daughters or to the kids,
that's when they start coming in.
Thee Gooch (46:54):
Reality wakes them up, but they don't see that they
don't see that stuff in theface.
Joe (47:01):
Especially these Democrats.
They're in for the pedophilesdude.
They'll back up a pedophile anda criminal murderer dude.
That's the funny part.
That's what I find so amazing.
You know what I'm saying.
Yeah, it's fucking crazy dude.
I mean, how can a go go for acriminal?
(47:21):
That's evil, that's like that'salready possession dude from
the evilness and the dark sidealready, to be honest and that's
number I told you that theworld, the earth's going to be
possessed yeah, and that'sthat's all we're seeing right
now.
Thee Gooch (47:33):
Dude is like.
You know, it's I, I.
You know, I can't remember whenthe last president spoke about
god.
Uh-huh spoke about yeshua.
You know, I can't remember whenwas the last?
Am I 48 years in this fuckingplanet?
I can't remember when was thelast fucking president spoken
spoken aside from Trump.
Joe (47:55):
Yeah, yeah.
They'll pray you know that'slike that's crazy dude it's.
I just can't find it like likehow can you?
I mean, yeah, it says in theBible you could forgive, but
that's only yeah.
I mean I just can't find it inmy heart why they go for the
(48:18):
criminals more than just a goodguy, you know A good person.
Thee Gooch (48:22):
You know what I'm saying.
What the Democratic Party do,it's unheard of.
Yeah, they don't like America,they don't like American
citizens.
They want to destroy.
They want to fucking be asdestructive as they can.
Yeah, you know slavery andfucking all this other bullshit.
(48:43):
You know, what the democraticparty don't understand is that
especially the blacks and I loveblack people, in fact, I'm like
6% black myself and I cherishthat I love black people, love
them.
Anyways, the majority of blackslave owners were black.
(49:07):
They were black.
Whether they want to face it ornot, they were black.
Joe (49:12):
Yeah.
Thee Gooch (49:13):
You know they can come up with some fucking.
Well, he was black.
But no, they were black.
Joe (49:21):
Yeah.
Thee Gooch (49:22):
You know, the majority of slave owners were
black.
Yeah, and white people get abad rap because apparently they
can't have a culture.
They can't have you know, saytheir white people are fucking
(49:43):
dangerous, white people arefucking evil?
No, they're not.
They have a culture, just likeeverybody else.
You know, like I try to explainto my boys there's a difference
in us being Mexican American,and I try to explain to them
that America was conquered by,you know, the white folk, just
(50:08):
like Spanish, they wereconsidered white.
Spain were, you know, theconquadores, uh, conquered the
southern part of america, as weknow it today yeah, you know.
That's why Mexico speaks Spanish, central America speaks Spanish
.
Honduras, Guatemala, ElSalvador they all speak because
(50:29):
of the, the who conquered it.
But if we look back in history,what place on this fucking
planet has never been conqueredEver?
Never.
Every part of this fucking land,this whole planet has been
(50:49):
conquered, everything.
Yeah, yeah, that's true, yeah,well.
Joe (50:55):
That's true.
Yeah Well, I got that clip whenthat idiot went to the door
rushing the facility, the ICEfacility building.
Thee Gooch (51:06):
Let me say this real quick, I love white people,
especially the white women.
I love them.
Oh yeah, Latinas, Latinas,Mexican, they're crazy.
I kind of like it, but it'sbeen a while, oh man.
(51:28):
But white girls, oh my god,they're like hey now.
Yeah, they're like passionate,oh shit.
Joe (51:36):
Oh yeah man, oh yeah yeah.
Okay, play your clip.
Man, that sounded real, realpassionate.
Okay, here's the clip.
Thee Gooch (51:47):
That was for Sexy Pants, by the way.
You know he's brown like waybrown.
He's like Mr.
I'm going to call him, insteadof sexy pants, I'm going to call
him Mr.
Indigenous.
Joe (52:03):
I thought I was going to call him like.
I'll call him, Mr Peanut Butter.
Thee Gooch (52:07):
Mr Indigenous, because he's Indigenous really.
He's like.
He sparks my flame like rubbingtwo sticks together.
If you will, yeah, baby.
Clip (52:21):
All right, here's that clip, here's the clip.
Man, here we go, get off of her.
You cannot push her.
You cannot push her, you cannotpush it, you cannot push it.
This is peaceful.
Joe (52:43):
Man dude.
Thee Gooch (52:44):
Yeah, To me that's an insurrection.
To me that's an insurrection ofa federal building which is ICE
, a detention center.
It's federally owned but, no,you won't see that shit on the
media.
But they did arrest that fucker.
I think they arrested threepeople that day.
(53:06):
Prosecute him.
Prosecute him to the fullestextent of the law.
Clip (53:12):
Okay, I got a second clip.
This is where they arrested him.
His name is.
They arrested him, see, yeah,but I heard that they let him
out.
Thee Gooch (53:31):
Yeah, I think they let him out.
Joe (53:34):
And now everybody is saying that Sue the Ice and all that
shit.
Thee Gooch (53:37):
And you know, we have to remember, too, that ICE
was created Way before fuckingDonald Trump Took office first
and second term, but for somereason, everybody hates Trump.
Trump is.
Yeah, trump is Outspoken, he's abusinessman.
I've been around a lot of richpeople, dude.
(53:59):
A lot of rich people, probablya lot, probably people rich
people that have been that thathave more money than trump.
Okay, yeah, they don't fuckaround, dude, they don't fuck
around.
They don't give a fuck aboutyour feelings.
They don't give a fuck aboutyour neighbor's feelings.
They're here to get businessdone.
(54:20):
Just get the shit done.
Get the fuck out of my way.
This is the way it's gonna beand go on with your life.
And when you see liberals, youand I see it all the time, dude
with fucking Democratic liberals, you see it all the time.
It's only about their fuckingfeelings.
(54:43):
It is their fucking feelingsthat get in the way, that trifle
themselves over their feelings.
That's all it is.
It's just their feelings.
Nobody cares about yourfeelings.
I don't care about yourfeelings.
Yeah, you know the only don'tcare about your feelings.
Yeah, you know, the onlyfeelings I care about are my
kids.
That's true, that's it.
That's the only people I give afuck about the feelings.
Joe (55:07):
Like I mean, what is it like?
Why does it just face it?
You know like why?
Do you have to make a big thingout of it, just let it be.
You know, like, why do you haveto make a big thing out of it?
Just let it be, you know?
Yeah, I don't know, I don'tknow what to make out of it, you
know, just fuck the world, dude.
Everything's all reversed, dude.
Thee Gooch (55:27):
Yeah.
If Joe Biden was 40 yearsyounger and all the information
we know about him now, oh yeah.
Everything with ukraine,everything.
If he was 40 years younger, thatmotherfucker would be in prison
oh, yeah, yeah, it's like he'sjust too old and yeah, he's
already deteriorating already.
(55:47):
You know, yeah, yeah, so he'sjust, he, um, he's slide off
easy.
You know what I'm saying?
Yep, and, and they have a lot,they have a lot of evidence on
him, huh oh, a lot oh yeah fuck,yeah, a lot it's fucking crazy.
Well, I got a.
(56:09):
Are we done gooch?
Yeah, I think we are.
Do I sound drunk?
dude.
Am I drunk?
Do I sound?
drunk.
No, oh, my God.
Joe (56:24):
You sound like you're exhausted and tired.
Like me, I'm exhausted too.
I'm old and fat, but that's mylast time I'm going to do it.
That's my last time I'm goingto eat before coming to the show
, because I sound so fuckingstuffed and you know I'm fucking
full.
Stuff my face and all thatstuff.
Thee Gooch (56:45):
That's my last time I'm going to do that.
I want to stuff your fuckingface for sure Damn.
Yes, yes.
Joe (56:53):
You want to what?
Thee Gooch (57:02):
Stuff your face for sure like that.
Joe (57:03):
Yeah, just like that goggle , goggle.
I'm just kidding.
I got a.
I got a clip for you.
Um, it's two minutes and 20seconds.
Okay, it's called how Top GunShould have Ended Top Gun.
Thee Gooch (57:22):
Oh, no shit.
Joe (57:23):
Have you seen Top Gun?
Okay, here we go Part one orpart two Part one Okay, all
right, it's two minutes and 20seconds.
Thee Gooch (57:31):
Does Val Kilmer come on?
Because he's another sexy man,dude?
He's the one that makes myflowers bloom.
Who?
Val Kilmer?
Joe (57:38):
No shit, look at you, rest in peace, you're drunk.
Thee Gooch (57:43):
My fucking gayness is just coming out.
You know what I'm saying,you're drunk already.
No.
I think I might be gay bro.
Joe (57:53):
You just said one gay bro yeah.
Thee Gooch (57:54):
No wonder I just said one Gabriel, yeah, no
wonder I just want butthole, youknow.
Joe (57:59):
Damn no shit.
Oh man, Okay guys, here's howTop Gun should have ended.
Here we go.
Clip (58:15):
I feel the need, the need for jet engines to create thrust
in order to have differentialpressure on the wings, which
achieves aerodynamic lift athigh velocity.
Ow.
No man it's.
I feel the need for speed.
Oh Well, what did I say?
(58:43):
We're in deep out here, maverick, how about some help?
Engage, engage.
I got your make-dead head Ice.
Don't worry, buddy, I got toneFiring.
Great shot, Mav Thanks.
Yeah, no sweat pal, let's getthe rest of these suckers, we
got one on our tail.
Don't worry, I'm here for you,mav.
I got him.
I got him.
(59:04):
Nice work, my friend, you gotskills.
Thanks for the compliment,brother.
Look out, there's another oneDead baby.
Nice job, thanks for helping outa friend in need.
Hey, I couldn't have done itwithout you.
You're the best.
No, you're the best.
No way, you're the best.
(59:24):
You're the best.
No, you couldn't be the best.
You're the best, you are.
What the heck is going on upthere?
You guys sure are chums.
All of a sudden, yeah, I'm sortof shocked at all this change in
character.
Bffs, baby All the way.
Watch the bay Ka-blow.
Yeah, remaining memes arebugging out because of our
teamwork and kindness.
Woo.
(59:48):
We are laughing.
You.
You are still dangerous, but youcan be my wingman any time.
(01:00:14):
My real best friend is deadbecause of you.
She took my wheels.
I want to squeal.
Goodness gracious great ball ofthe flames.
That's good shit, that's reallynice.
Joe (01:00:33):
That's fucking hilarious dude.
Yeah, imagine that dude.
If that was the real ending.
Thee Gooch (01:00:38):
That was good.
Joe (01:00:40):
All right, guys, I think we're it, we're done and it's
time to relax.
And any last words for you,gooch, any last final words yes,
please Don't drink and drive.
Thee Gooch (01:00:56):
If you guys need to reach out, reach out to the
Gooch T-H-E-E-G-O-O-C-H-7-6 @gmail.
com.
If you guys need to talk toanybody, reach out.
Happy Mother's Day to all thebeautiful mothers out there
heavenly, and the ones that arehere with us.
Without our mothers, we wouldbe no ones.
Joe (01:01:19):
Yeah, happy Mother's Day everyone.
Have a terrific Mother's DayAll the ones that are new
mothers.
Happy Mother's Day all the newones Future mothers yeah, the
future mothers.
They gave birth.
Happy Mother's Day.
Before we end the show, I justwant to thank everybody, all the
listeners and the viewers thatare tuning in.
(01:01:40):
Thank you for all yourdownloads, thank you for
listening and thank you foreverything, and if it wasn't for
you guys, we wouldn't make itfor three years, and our
anniversary starting July 27th2025 is our.
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Everybody, all I can say ishappy mother's day.
Happy heavenly mother's day,mom, if you're out there hearing
me in spirit world.
Happy Mother's.
Thee Gooch (01:02:18):
Day, remember, if you guys subscribe, joe is going
to cover himself in Vaseline,butt naked.
Well, he'll have his boxes onfor YouTube, but he'll cover
himself with Vaseline and hewill give you a shout outout of
your lifetime.
Joe (01:02:38):
Oh, that's not going to happen.
Gooch, All right guys.
This is it, Thee Talkers.
Thee Gooch (01:02:46):
Thee.
Joe (01:02:47):
Thee, not D.
Thee Talkers Podcast Unscripted.
And my name is Joe and Goocheverybody, thank you very much.
Thank you, thank you, everybody.
Thank you very much.
Do not drink and drive.
Don't drink and drive, do not,thank you.
What's up, what's up, what's up, everybody, what's up,
what's up.
This is Thee Talkers PodcastUnscripted.
My name is Joel and we have theGooch what's happening,
everybody.
What's happening?
Oh, it is happening.
(00:43):
How you been Gooch Good, good,good, good, good.
You been good how you beendoing good on a Sunday?
I hope so, oh, I hope so.
fun day , fun day .
Yeah, what about you, Joho?
I'm doing good, I'm doing good.
(01:03):
It got fucking hot.
It's 81 degrees in the highs inLos Angeles, California.
I want to say how's everybodydoing?
Is everybody doing good how youbeen Gooch Good, good.
Thee Gooch (01:23):
Just enjoying this fucking weather.
Dude, the weather, it's abouttime.
Yeah, I know, right, I get togo outside and wear shorts.
Don't have to worry about asweater.
Jeez, can wear my thong.
Joe (01:38):
Damn dude, it's fucking hot in here.
I'm really sweating, oh really,and I have to close all the
windows and doors because Idon't want to hear all the noise
, you know.
Thee Gooch (01:46):
Right.
Joe (01:47):
And yeah, dude, it's really hot.
It's like around 80 degrees.
Thee Gooch (01:56):
I don't know how hot it is right now.
We're supposed to expect athunderstorm coming in.
Oh yeah At 75, supposedly 75?
.
Yeah, I'm sorry, 81, 81,.
Damn, tomorrow's supposed to be85, 85?
.
Yep, yepers.
Joe (02:15):
Well, how's everybody doing ?
Welcome to the show everybody.
This is Thee Talkers Podcast,Unscripted.
Before I start the show, I justwant to say that Thank you for
all the listeners out there.
They're tuning in and hearingus and thank you for all your
downloads and everybody, likeeverybody out there, thank you
south America, and north Americaas well, and all of UK, thank
(02:37):
you very much UK, UK, UK.
Thee Gooch (02:41):
You guys are amazing .
I, I love, I love, I love you.
I want to go out there sometime.
Joe (02:49):
Well, my dream, my dream, my dream vacation is going to
Rome, but I don't like going, Idon't like to fly, so I'm scared
.
Thee Gooch (02:58):
Yeah, dude, I can't even tolerate fucking flying
from here to Los Angeles, andthat's only right Combined two
hours.
Imagine being on a fuckingplane for 18 hours, fuck that oh
dude, I know Right.
So the only thing we can do isdrive to the East Coast, like
New York, take a ship.
Take a ship from New York toAfrica.
(03:21):
Yeah, I know Right, go on thebus to the UK.
Yeah, I know right, go on thebus to the UK.
Joe (03:28):
That's the only thing I could do.
You know, take a boat, take aboat.
What are the odds?
It sinks.
Thee Gooch (03:39):
Pack some extra chonies.
Joe (03:43):
Yeah, happy Mother's Day everyone.
All you mothers out there,happy mother's day everyone.
Thee Gooch (03:47):
all you mothers out there, happy mother's day and to
all the beautiful mothers outthere, happy mother's day.
The heavenly mothers that haveleft us, including our mom,
happy mother's day.
Without we wouldn't be shit.
Joe (04:06):
Yeah, I mean, there's our mom right here.
We miss her so much.
Happy Mother's Day, mom.
Thee Gooch (04:16):
I cried today, dude, I won't lie.
I cried yeah, oh shit.
Here come the tear works now.
Joe (04:22):
Yeah, I know right, and that's what I thought about her
today in the morning.
Here come, the tear works now,yeah, I know right, and like um,
it's like, uh, that's what Ithought about her today in the
morning.
You know, you just whisper toyour whisper and say happy
mother's day, you know I thinkthat that's.
Thee Gooch (04:37):
It makes me fucking depressed, dude, because you
know, we've known our parentsfor all our lives.
Obviously, our dad passed awaywhat 16 years ago?
And then mom's seven years ago.
I think, yeah, it's like 2018.
Yeah, we're fucking orphans.
Dude like yeah, all right,technically grown as grown-ass
men are fucking orphans.
(04:57):
Yeah, it's sad, you know,especially you see a bunch of
fucking people out there thatdon't acknowledge their parents,
or because their parents arealive and well, they treat them
like shit.
It's like fuck man.
Joe (05:10):
I wish I had my mom, my dad .
I know that's what I say too.
You know they take it for, theytake their parents for granted.
You know for sure.
You know there's like uh,that's what I always tell
everybody, like everybody takestheir parents for granted.
And you know, yeah, it doesn'tweigh.
I mean, love them right now.
You know, yeah, give them theattention right now they need,
(05:32):
because someday, when you becomea parent, you know, you're
going to feel it too.
You know, oh yeah, what a momsaid one time, that she says
that you know, I hope, when Idie, you don't bring me flowers,
bring me flowers when I'm alive.
You know, I hope, when I die,you don't bring me flowers,
bring me flowers when I'm alive.
Thee Gooch (05:47):
That's what she always says yeah, that's why I
don't take her flowers when I goto Los Angeles and I you know,
hang out at a grave.
I don't take her flowers, yeah.
Joe (05:56):
Because she even said to herself I'm not going to know if
you're going to bring meflowers or not.
You know, that's what shealways says.
Thee Gooch (06:02):
That's what she always says.
The one thing that trips me outevery time I think about my mom
passing away, dude, is likebefore I got there, when she was
on her deathbed.
Joe (06:12):
Yeah.
Thee Gooch (06:13):
And you hear a lot of stories about it, about how
they see, you know, spiritually,they see when you're before you
pass away.
They see their loved ones.
They see when you're before youpass away.
Yeah, they see their loved ones, like and I remember our sister
was telling us that you know,mom was talking to our grandpa,
which would be her dad.
(06:33):
Yeah, you know why is my dadhere you know, yeah, you know
that's.
That's a trip dude yeah so I'mhoping when I'm in my, yeah, I'm
hoping when I'm on my deathbedI can see my, our parents yeah,
you know it's sad, like next toour deathbed, right yeah yeah,
(06:55):
but it's crazy.
You think about it and it'slike fuck dude, we're gonna live
until 150 years old and we'regonna fucking have to wait.
Yeah, I know right.
Joe (07:04):
I know right, I know, man, it's kind of like it's scary in
a way, but it's not.
It's a good way, you know.
It's a good kind of way and ascary way at the same time, you
know.
Thee Gooch (07:16):
Because I mean, we can be honest, dude, they left
way too early.
Yeah, they did.
You know our dad was 64, Iearly.
Yeah, you know my dad, our dadwas 64, I think.
And you know that was what, 18years ago, almost 18 years ago,
I think, that mom, well, how oldwas mom?
Like 62.
She was like 62.
Joe (07:35):
Yeah, so they, they still had time to watch, you know,
their grandkids and greatgrandkids to grow up yeah, yeah,
that's a good thing, yeah, butum, yeah, so happy mother's day
to all your mothers out thereand um, stay um, vigilant, good,
good job on your parenting andall that stuff.
(07:56):
And today's your day, so happymother's day everyone and um,
and happy mother's heaven.
What is it?
Happy Heavenly Mother's Day,mom?
There you go.
Almost thought of it rightthere.
Okay, so yeah, it's a hot daytoday in Los Angeles, california
.
I can't take it, no more.
(08:18):
I'm dying.
Thee Gooch (08:20):
Oh, stop you, little fucker.
Joe (08:24):
I'm already dying.
Helper, I'm ready to dine.
Help me.
Thee Gooch (08:27):
I wish, you know, I wish every day.
I know it's not possible, but Iwish every day was like 106
degrees every day, Jeez 160,what 106.
106.
106 degrees.
Joe (08:39):
Yeah.
Thee Gooch (08:41):
Yeah, jeez, that's a .
Feel the sweat in between mybutt cheeks, you know.
Joe (08:47):
That's a, that's a, that's a that's a lot of fucking.
That's a lot of fuckingThinking about all the heat,
dude.
That's too much, I can't.
Thee Gooch (08:58):
I can't, fucking love that shit, Especially
working outside and shit andlike you're all sweaty Mm-hmm,
she rocking or roofing Whateverdude, Fuck it Just do it, I'm
all for that shit, love it.
Fucking love it the Gooch.
Yes, that's me.
(09:19):
I had a little too much todrink tonight.
You did yeah.
I started drinking, oh shit.
In fact, I need a little toomuch to drink tonight.
You did, yeah, I starteddrinking, oh shit.
Joe (09:27):
In fact, I need a shot.
Thee Gooch (09:29):
A big ass bottle of tequila maybe Damn no shit, but
I gotta be careful, dude,because I've been feeling my
liver like a motherfucker lately.
Oh fuck, dude.
Joe (09:42):
You feeling it?
Thee Gooch (09:43):
My liver?
Yeah, I do you probably have a.
Joe (09:45):
What is it Fat my liver?
Yeah, I do.
Do you probably have?
What is it Fat in your liver?
Thee Gooch (09:50):
Maybe, Everything else is fat.
Why not, except my penis?
My penis is not fat, your penisyeah, it's more like a button
on a fur coat.
Joe (10:05):
Crazy, crazy.
Thee Gooch (10:07):
I'll be all right, you'll be all right, gooch.
Joe (10:10):
Yeah, I'll be all right.
Yeah, I haven't even startedyet, but yet I bought some
Chinese food yesterday, dude,and right after I got off of
work I ordered me a combinationand two side orders.
I ordered beef and broccolisteamed.
Ordered me a combination andtwo side orders.
I ordered beef and broccolisteamed rice and teriyaki
chicken.
Thee Gooch (10:29):
Well, see, the thing is, your Chinese food in Los
Angeles is way different thanthe Chinese food we eat here,
dude that we have here in thestate.
Joe (10:39):
How is it right there?
Thee Gooch (10:41):
Expensive.
Joe (10:42):
Expensive really, Is it that good?
Thee Gooch (10:47):
It's alright, it's not the greatest, but it's.
I would rather have los angelesfucking chinese food because
you get to.
You know you get to pick whatyou want to eat.
You know, yeah, like broccoliand fucking orange chicken, low
main chow mein all this othershit over here.
Dude, you know, if me and thefour boys go and eat we're
spending 90 bucks.
90 bucks, yeah, 90 bucks nobullshit, plus tip.
Joe (11:10):
Damn.
And that's only for one item onthe menu.
One item Damn.
No shit yeah.
Thee Gooch (11:20):
So it's totally different, it's totally it's not
the same Damn.
Joe (11:26):
And I got two side orders chicken and bell pepper that's
my favorite and chamoy.
Thee Gooch (11:33):
And what does that cost?
Joe (11:35):
Like 12 bucks, Actually 23 bucks.
That's not too bad With thewhole combination, you know,
with the side orders and thecombo.
Thee Gooch (11:44):
But I got four there was only two plates.
Because it's Mother's Day.
You Sexy Pants and Huggy Buttand Donya Didn't celebrate.
You guys didn't do shit.
Joe (11:55):
Nah, just them.
They went out yesterday.
Sexy Pants came from he works,he's just working.
Thee Gooch (12:03):
Sexy Pants has from he works, so he's he's just like
Just working Sexy Pants has todo the fucking podcast At least
one time.
Nah, he won't agree with it.
Joe (12:12):
No, nah, he doesn't want to join in.
I told him I go, hey, the Goochwants you to Join the podcast
Just for a little while I go.
I don't know, I don't know.
Okay, well, put a bag on yourface.
I told him.
Thee Gooch (12:24):
No, he doesn't need a bag.
No, no bag.
No, what no bag on his face.
Joe (12:28):
No, he's so beautiful, he's so beautiful, oh yeah.
Thee Gooch (12:35):
He's the only one that makes me gay, like the only
one in this fucking planet thatmakes me gay Like I could.
I could, I mean mean every oncein a while I'll see, you know,
yeah, a cute, a nice looking guy, I'm gay for like three seconds
.
No, sexy pants will make me.
If I'm in my he's in mypresence, I'm gay all fucking
day.
Damn, no shit, I love it.
Joe (12:56):
I love him, god, I love him yeah, because I I noticed the
noticed Every time you guys talk, when you guys are doing
FaceTime, he's shaking his booty.
Thee Gooch (13:09):
And you're shaking your booty.
Yeah, it's fireworks.
The whole fucking way throughit's fireworks, I have no
problem being gay then.
Joe (13:20):
Maybe Sexy Pants is looking at right now.
He's at work.
Probably looking at you rightnow talking about that listen
here, sexy pants if you'relistening.
Thee Gooch (13:29):
I love you, baby girl um baby doll.
I love you, baby doll, and youare the light of my life damn
yes, straight out of straightout yeah, that's how deep it is
damn how deep is your love.
That fucking BG song yeah, howdeep is my love a lot going on,
(13:55):
gooch, a lot going on.
Joe (13:58):
What do you make of it, man ?
Thee Gooch (14:00):
I mean I can't even breathe, dude cause.
Joe (14:03):
I'm fucking full, my bad.
I can't even breathe, dude,because I'm fucking full, my bad
, I can't even Because.
Thee Gooch (14:08):
I fucking overstuffed myself because I was
hearing that shit.
Joe (14:12):
I'm hearing I was hearing it up because the show was about
to start so I'm like hugging,like I'm stuffing my face and
shit.
Thee Gooch (14:19):
Your fatness is in the way.
Yeah, yeah.
So I sent you a video of the, Ithink, the French president,
french president Macron, I don'tknow man.
Joe (14:35):
Oh, he's the French president.
Thee Gooch (14:37):
Yeah, macron or the ambassador, Son of a shit, who
cares?
Fucking French people, theyinvented, fucking french fries
pretty soon now trump's gonnacall uh american fries, not
french fries, because he'snaming everything yeah, people
are losing their minds becausethe gulf of america used to be
(15:00):
called the gulf of mexico, when,if you think about it, you know
, if you look at America andthen you look at Mexico and then
Central America, everything'slike the South is South America,
because Mexico is not acontinent.
Yeah, it's South America.
Joe (15:19):
Yeah.
Thee Gooch (15:20):
And then we are North America and then.
Central America, south Salvadorand Honduras and all that.
So it'd be, you know, be theonly fucking reasonable thing to
call the Gulf of Mexico theGulf of America.
That's logic, I guess, but, um,but there's another one.
Joe (15:42):
There's another one, isn't it Saudi Arabia?
Or some shit like that?
Yeah, I don't know too much, orsome shit like that.
Thee Gooch (15:45):
Yeah, I don't know too much about that shit, but I
think he's just trollingeverybody.
Joe (15:48):
That's what I'm thinking.
Thee Gooch (15:50):
Trump is the biggest fucking troll that we know.
He loves fucking with peopleand people buy into it, and
especially the liberal Democrats.
They fucking lose their mindover that shit and that's what's
going on and it's cool, it'sfun to see, it's fun to watch
them lose their minds Drivingthem crazy, huh.
Joe (16:11):
And it's working too, yeah, it's working, they're biting
the bait, you know?
Yeah, fucking suckers.
So you're saying about thepresident, right, what's the
deal?
So I don't know if he's thepresident, right?
Thee Gooch (16:25):
So what's the deal?
So I don't know if he's thepresident of France or the
ambassador to France or somebodyin France, macron, okay, I
forget his first name, butanyways, there's a big
conspiracy theory that his wifeis transgender.
Oh shit.
Okay, I forget her name too.
I forget her name, but anyway,I don't want to get into that.
Okay, I forget her name too.
(16:47):
I forget her name, but anyway,I don't want to get into that.
Sorry if I'm sniffling too much, my fucking sinuses are fucking
killing me.
So the video I sent you, youcan see him trying to scoop away
the people.
The conspiracy theorists arecalling it a bag of coke, and
his predecessor that's sittingto the the conspiracy theorists
are calling it a bag of coke,okay, and his predecessor that's
(17:08):
sitting to the left of him ishiding a spoon, okay, well shit.
In all reality, when you look atthe video.
To me it does look like afucking napkin to me, a napkin.
It looks like a napkin.
You think so?
Yeah, it looks like fuckingnapkin to me, it looks like a
napkin.
You think so?
Yeah, it looks like a napkin tome.
And it looks like the guy tothe left of him is hiding
(17:35):
something.
Looks like a syringe to me.
Looks like a syringe.
Let's be honest, I'm not tryingto be honest.
I'm not a fucking liberal, soI'm going to be honest.
But what's throwing me off isis Macron's face.
He looks so fucking suspicious.
You know, when you run thevideo, just look at his face.
(17:55):
He looks fucking suspicious,Okay.
Joe (17:57):
I got one and two.
So, I'll play the first one,okay.
It's a long walk.
We're back in Poland, it'sthrough my bathroom, huh.
Clip (18:12):
It's a long walk now, but we've got to Poland.
It's through my bathroom, huh.
It's literally we came throughGermany and then we made it to
France.
We got through the border.
Take a photo and after that youwill be allowed to drink.
Joe (18:44):
Okay, that was it right.
Yeah, Want me to play the nextone.
Thee Gooch (18:48):
Yeah, play the next one Okay, notice the napkin is
there.
And the next one Notice thenapkin is there.
And the way he grabs the Well,to me it's a napkin.
Okay, it could be anything, wecan't really tell, but when he
grabs it, just look at hisfucking face, dude.
Also suspicious huh yeah.
Clip (19:05):
Yeah, wow, wow.
Thee Gooch (19:26):
So you know, I've done coke in my past, right,
I've done coke Cocaine isfucking badass.
When you're having done coke inmy past right, I've done coke
it's fucking cocaine.
It's fucking badass.
When you're having sex too,Right, right, but anyways, the
thing that's throwing me off.
Yeah, to me it looks like anapkin, mm-hmm, but why is he
carrying himself like that?
Yeah, right now it's got theinternet fucking buzzing because
(19:51):
everybody thinks it's a fuckingbag of coke, a bag of coke.
Joe (19:56):
But the way he grabbed it, because if it was a napkin you
would just get it like that andjust put it in your pocket.
Put it in your pocket, yeah.
Thee Gooch (20:03):
But he grabbed it slow, huh His fucking face.
Yeah, me too.
It speaks volume.
It speaks volume.
It's like you got caught.
Joe (20:10):
You know, yeah, it's like you got caught, you know, yeah.
Yeah, it's crazy how you don'trealize it until then.
Thee Gooch (20:16):
And the top story about all this shit is that the
media bombarded that areabecause they were coming back
from Kiev Right, kiev, ukraineOn a train.
They were on a train, so theywere coming back from a train,
and the media bombarded, so theyweren't expecting the media to
come in and watch them andinterview them.
A bunch of fucking cameras arethere.
(20:38):
There's so many fucking angleson that situation, but his face
tells a different story, myopinion yeah, I could imagine
like, like it, um, and his face.
His face kind of looked likeflush, like flush, red huh, like
yeah it's like when remember,remember for fucking 20 years,
(20:58):
dude, I carried myself and thatI caught sexy pants masturbating
.
Uh-huh, yeah, yeah, okay, that,look that, fucking look like
that all shot, yeah yeah.
Like that All shot.
Yeah, yeah.
Joe (21:17):
But you, you carry that as a lie though All the fucking
years.
Thee Gooch (21:20):
Yes, I did.
It was for 20 years.
I carried it.
I finally fessed up.
No, I didn't catch himmasturbating.
I did I would.
I would help out.
You know, Well, actually it waslike yeah, it was 20 years, Now
it's like 30.
But no, I wish.
Yeah, I wish I would havehelped him out.
Damn.
(21:43):
With your mouth, with my mouth.
He's so sexy.
Oh, my God, let's talk aboutsexy pants.
Come here, baby doll.
He's probably watching rightnow.
I hope so.
I hope so.
Yes, I'm talking about you,sexy pants.
Joe (21:59):
Yeah, I told him.
I asked him if he wanted that.
I asked him that you wanted himto come in to the show, and he
says, oh hell, no, I won't go inthat shit.
Thee Gooch (22:13):
If I have to pay him , let me make some money and
I'll pay him.
Come on, can I imagine?
Well, that's what it isnowadays it's worth it.
Joe (22:18):
To me it's worth it how much If you could have deal with
him coming to the show?
How much are you willing tospend for him to be on the show?
You know?
Thee Gooch (22:30):
now.
I hope he's not listening, butif I were to bribe him to come
on the show, to pay him to comeon the show, I'll probably start
off with a thousand bucks so Iwill sell him cash, app him
whatever thousand bucks for himto be on the show, because I
want.
I want the world to know who mylover is, and the only lover I
(22:52):
have in my life Damn no shit.
Yes.
Joe (22:59):
Damn.
Are you serious, $1,000?
.
Thee Gooch (23:03):
This is the only time you guys will ever catch me
being fruity.
That's how much I love him.
Joe (23:09):
That's how much you love him that's how much you love the
sexy pants damn man, especiallywhen he jiggles his butt, and
he does it just to tease me.
Thee Gooch (23:20):
He only does it just to tease me no, he does it to
antagonize you.
That's what he's trying to doyes, and then when I have sex
with a girl, I just explode.
Oh my gosh, sexy pants, yes.
And then when I have sex with agirl.
Joe (23:34):
I just explode.
Oh my gosh, Sexy pants Alsowhat?
Thee Gooch (23:43):
else is going on in the news Gooch.
So I think on fucking Thursdayor Friday, trump said that he
had a big announcement, thebiggest announcement of his
career as a president, and Ithink my assumption is a trade
deal with China, because we haveto remember this whole tariff
(24:05):
stuff that's going on right now.
It's not a tariff war andthat's what the media wants you
to believe.
It's not a tariff war.
It's not a trade war, it's notnone tariff war, it's not.
It's not and that's what themedia wants you to believe.
It's not a tariff war, it's nota trade war, it's not none of
this war.
What the united states citizens, all americans, want is equal
tariffs, equal trade.
That's what we want, right,right, I think.
The big announcement tomorrow,I think at 10 p, at 10 am
(24:30):
eastern time.
I think they came up with anagreement.
I think China gave in becauseChina didn't even Gavin Newsom,
that fucking Democrat inCalifornia, because most of the
stuff that comes in from Chinato California.
they have to pay high tariffs.
(24:51):
They're going to pay hightariffs and Gavin Newsom's
trying to prevent that.
Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
He can go to jail and I wishone day that will happen, but I
don't think it'll happen.
But I think the announcementtomorrow it's going to be that
China cave and China, we'reeither going to have equal
tariff or no tariffs tomorrow.
(25:13):
That's my prediction, that'syour speculation.
Yeah, that's great news for ourcountry and us, because that'll
only mean that everything thatwe see at Walmart, for example,
everything's made in China,everything.
So what we're going to see iseverything's going to drop in
price, everything, because whatit's made in China, everything,
(25:33):
yeah, yeah.
So what we're going to see iseverything is going to drop in
price.
Everything, oh no shit,everything.
Joe (25:35):
Because what it's made of huh Like everything's made in
China.
Thee Gooch (25:38):
Yeah, is that the way it is?
Everything, dude, everything'smade in China.
Joe (25:42):
So it drops the value.
Huh, Like the value.
I mean Yep, Yep.
Thee Gooch (25:46):
So if we have no tariffs between the US and China
, if we have no tariffs, thatmeans that the products that
come into China are going to becheaper, dude, once we go to the
store and we buy, you know, apicture frame or whatever, the
fucking, whatever it may be,it's going to be fucking pennies
on the dollars, dude.
Joe (26:08):
Shit, it's like walking through a 99 cent store.
Yep, yep, oh shit.
It kind of makes sense too.
Dollars, dude, shit.
It's like walking through a 99cent store.
Then yep, yep, no shit, andthen you know, it kind of makes
sense too yeah, exactly.
Thee Gooch (26:17):
And then you have all these democrats.
You know again, the stockmarket has absolutely nothing to
do with average joes like meand you.
It has absolutely nothing to dowith us at all.
It's the rich, it's the rich,they're the's the rich.
They're the ones that aresuffering.
They're the ones that arelosing millions because they can
lose millions.
They lose millions like we lose50 cents.
Yeah, okay, true, but I thinkthat's the big announcement
(26:43):
tomorrow, dude.
Joe (26:44):
You think so?
What time?
In 10 o'clock pm.
Thee Gooch (26:47):
It'll be 10 o'clock, 10 o'clock.
It'll be 10 o'clock, 10 o'clock.
It'll be 10 o'clock, easterntime.
Joe (26:55):
Eastern time.
Eastern time Okay.
Thee Gooch (26:56):
So it'll be 8 o'clock or 7 o'clock our time.
Joe (27:01):
Oh shit, yeah.
And is it true that?
they might go to like a reset orsomething like that.
Thee Gooch (27:09):
The only person, the only economy that's going to go
through a reset is China orChina, yeah, so they're gonna
start over again they're gonnahave to start all over, because
you have to think, if you know,when you look at the research
and you look at China, China iswell advanced than we are, dude
yeah, yeah, well, yeah know.
(27:30):
You go to the liquor stores inChina, or convenience store
rather.
In China Everything's robotic,you can buy whatever the fuck
you want.
And again in China, pennies onthe dollar.
Their technology is fuckingwell advanced than we are.
Dude, because they have rippedoff the United States for
fucking decades.
Dude, so they're able to do it.
(27:50):
So now, if we have equaltariffs or no tariffs ripped off
the United States for fuckingdecades dude, so they're able to
do it.
So now, if we have equaltariffs or no tariffs at all,
we're fucking good.
Trump wins again.
The United States wins again,that's crazy.
(28:11):
Yeah, and I was expecting Chinato cave.
Okay, personally, I wasexpecting china to cave, right,
but it was just a matter of time.
I didn't know when, I didn'tknow what the fuck, but they
caved.
They came up with an agreementthis weekend, as we speak, but
he's not going to make theannouncement until tomorrow
that's crazy, and they werelosing jobs over there in China.
(28:31):
Right, they were losing jobs,people on strike, because nobody
was.
They can't get any of theirproducts out of China.
You know the ports of LosAngeles and the East Coast and
New York and all those ports outthere in the East Coast and
West Coast.
There was no ships coming infrom China because of the
tariffs and the only one thatwas losing was china, and people
(28:59):
need to understand that.
Now, when trump makes thisannouncement tomorrow, dude,
what else are these fuckingdemocrats are going to complain
about?
Because it's an absolute winfor the united states?
yeah, no shit absolutely it's anabsolute win for the united
States.
Yeah, no shit.
Absolutely, it's an absolutewin for the United States.
Joe (29:13):
And you think the stocks will go
high on this shit.
Thee Gooch (29:16):
The stocks are going to fucking skyrocket, dude.
Joe (29:19):
That's what he was saying.
That's what he was saying Tobuy some stocks right now.
Right now, yeah, becauseeverything's going to.
It's no joke, it's going toskyrocket.
Thee Gooch (29:29):
I won't lie, dude.
I bought $20 worth of Bitcoin.
That's right.
Joe (29:34):
I already have that.
Oh really, I got Bitcoin, I gotSolana, I think, and I got.
Thee Gooch (29:41):
I want to buy fucking $40 of NASDAQ, dude,
because that fucking stocktomorrow morning is going to
fucking skyrocket.
No, dude.
Joe (29:48):
That's the only thing I didn't get is NASDAQ, the app I
have to buy stocks.
Thee Gooch (29:55):
I can't buy NASDAQ.
I got to fucking research anddo some other shit.
But $40, dude will probablygive me fucking a couple
thousand dollars.
A couple thousand, yeah.
Joe (30:08):
And I
got Doge.
What is it?
Oh, I should fucking buy Doge,dude.
I got Doge, and I got Shiba,and I got Solana, bitcoin,
etheren and Pepe.
I got all that Dude, I put in$25.
Thee Gooch (30:30):
Yeah, you're going to be surprised tomorrow morning
, dude.
It's not going to be a majorincrease, okay, because the
amount of money that we bought,but it's going to be an increase
.
It's going to be something,yeah.
Joe (30:41):
Because I put in $25,.
Dude, I started with $25 on itand it went to $175.
Increased yeah.
Thee Gooch (30:52):
You're going to hear breaking news tomorrow about
the fucking stock market.
Tomorrow it's going to fuckingskyrocket.
You think so?
Like bad, yeah, yeah, becauseof China, jeez, and the UK caved
.
You know, I think the deal forthe UK was like 10%, you know,
(31:14):
10% tariffs.
It isn't much but it's going tohelp us out, you know.
Yeah, yeah.
Okay, so remember when we werekids and growing up in the 80s
and 90s, when we used to buyConverse.
This is just an example when weused to buy Converse, the sole
used to be rubber.
Joe (31:33):
Yeah.
Thee Gooch (31:34):
All rubber.
So right now, if you buyConverse, there's like a little
fuzz.
It's not all rubber.
Clip (31:44):
Yeah.
Thee Gooch (31:46):
There's like a little fuzz on it.
I don't know how to describe it, but anyways, point being that
China makes those shoes now.
Jeez.
So now, because it's not ahundred percent rubber on those
shoes, oh yeah, they can do thetax on it Like a 5% tax on those
(32:07):
shoes, because it would be theamount of fabric or fibers that
are inside that rubber.
It would be considered aslipper.
Jeez, no shit, yeah, yeah sonow when everybody buys a
converse shoe, check the bottom.
Joe (32:23):
It's not 100 rubber yeah, I was noticing, because when I
used to buy converse, you knowthe, the sole, the, like the
lining Every time I would likerun or something like that,
they'll peel apart and they go.
Dude, they don't make them likethey used to anymore.
You know what I'm saying.
You know, like the lining ofthe sole, like it peels.
It peels off real quick andthey're brand new.
Thee Gooch (32:46):
I go that's going to fucking lose in this tariff
trade with China right now withthe new deal are the big
companies like Gucci, nike,louis Vuitton, all these fucking
(33:09):
big companies that were sofucking expensive that nobody
that me and you can't evenafford, right, yeah, yeah.
They are the only ones that aregoing to lose.
Corporate America is going tofucking lose because of this
fucking new deal, and that'sgood news for your average
citizens in the United States.
Joe (33:27):
So now we're going to be spending less than Yep.
Thee Gooch (33:29):
Yep.
Joe (33:31):
Because all those items like the Gucci and all them shit
, they're like what fucking theaverage price will be?
Like what $500 a bag orsomething like that.
Thee Gooch (33:39):
Dude, you can buy a fucking wallet, a Louis Vuitton
wallet, like if you go toBeverly Hills, right?
Mm-hmm, you go to Beverly Hills, a Louis Vuitton.
I've never been to one, buthypothetically you go to Louis
Vuitton and Beverly Hills youcan spend $1,500 just for a
little wallet.
Joe (33:58):
Not no more.
It's going to be worth whatlike $10?
.
Thee Gooch (34:04):
Oh, at least yeah.
Joe (34:06):
At least $10 or $25?
Sure what about the colognes, Idon't get in that shit Colognes
, you don't catch me dead inthat shit, no shit, colognes I
don't know about colognes thatmight change the look of it.
Thee Gooch (34:17):
That's just liquid cologne.
Yeah, because I've been tryingto introduce the boys to the
colognes I used to wear when wewere kids.
Uh-huh Like, remember school.
We used to want to smell goodand shit like like the cologne
(34:38):
fahrenheit.
Joe (34:39):
Yeah, I want to get them that cologne.
Thee Gooch (34:39):
You know how much a little bottle of fucking
fahrenheit call like a little 12ounce bottle yeah, 80 fucking
dollars, dude, I knew it.
Yeah, yeah, like holy shit, Iwant to introduce that to the
boys because I introduced themto uhternity.
Those are the ones I couldafford, right?
Yeah, holy shit, christian DiorFahrenheit, that little 12
ounce little bottle fucking $80,dude, holy shit.
Joe (35:05):
And the one I like.
The one I like.
What is it?
Giorgio Amani Imperial?
Oh yeah, Giorgio Amani Empiro,fuck Giorgio Amani Emperio.
Oh yeah, that was good.
Oh my God, that's a beautifulsmelly cologne dude.
That shit is 85 bucks right nowand back then it was like 60
bucks.
Thee Gooch (35:23):
Or 60 or 50.
Escape, you remember, escaperight.
Joe (35:27):
Yeah.
Thee Gooch (35:27):
I used to buy that fucking cologne all the time,
dude.
Right, yeah, I used to buy thatfucking cologne all the time,
dude.
That's another one I want tobuy for the boys so they can,
you know, smell good and shitand they can get some chips.
You know, make me maybe, maybemake me a grandpa someday.
Anyways, those fucking colognesare so fucking expensive right
now, dude yeah they are dude.
Joe (35:45):
It's fucking crazy jeez, and you did
you hear about the one, thegases raising up right here in
California.
Thee Gooch (35:54):
That's only happening because of Gavin
Newsom.
Joe (35:58):
Yeah, and they're blaming Trump.
I was looking up in fuckingTikTok and it's always one
numbskull saying, oh, I thoughtTrump's going to lower the price
huh Stupid, it has nothing todo with president, by the end of
2026, dude, by the end of 2026,.
Thee Gooch (36:15):
No matter what you do, no matter how you slice it,
no matter what happens with gasprices nationwide, california is
going to pay almost $8 afucking gallon of gas.
Yeah, yeah, that's going tohurt me Because of fucking Gavin
Newsom.
Joe (36:32):
Yeah, it's because that fucker needs money, huh.
Thee Gooch (36:35):
Yeah, yeah, that's going to hurt me Because of
fucking Gavin Newsom.
Yeah, it's because that fuckerneeds money.
Joe (36:38):
Huh yeah, I'm sure he has his hand in the cookie jar, for
sure, yeah, yeah, because he wasbugging for money, right?
Thee Gooch (36:46):
Supposedly for what?
A medical or some shit?
Honestly, dude, I don't fuckingknow.
But we have to be real.
Gavin newsom needs to get thefuck out of california
california needs to start votingfucking red.
California needs to get rid ofall the corruption, because now
there's a big, a hugeinvestigation with all the money
(37:07):
that's been distributed inCalifornia for the people and
nobody knows where that fuckingmoney is at.
I think it was like $22 billion.
Yeah, nobody knows where thatmoney went for the homeless
people.
I know it's fucking crazy.
Was that like fucking?
Two or three years ago, whenJoe Biden was in the fucking
(37:29):
office, he spent $300 million,right.
Years ago, when Joe Biden wason the fucking office, he, um,
he spent 300 million dollars,right.
So all the addicts inCalifornia or and nationwide,
can get free needles, freebrittle pads, free spoons and to
supply them with fucking yeah,syringes so they can get fucking
(37:51):
, so they can get high off thegovernment right, yeah, right
right you know, I have a, I havea such a uh, oh, fuck it.
Here comes that fuckingwaterworks.
I have such a soft spot foraddicts, for the obvious reasons
.
That's not fucking cool, man.
(38:12):
Yeah, you know, it's notfucking cool that the Democrats
can do that shit supply addictsinstead of cleaning them up,
instead of having fuckingprograms to help them clean up,
the Democrats would ratherfucking supply them, dude.
Yeah, you know, the Democratswould rather fucking supply them
(38:34):
, dude.
Joe (38:35):
Instead of having everything all cleaned up and
organized the whole city, butthey wanted everything all
fucked up.
Thee Gooch (38:45):
The whole point of what Democrats?
They would rather add fuel tothe fucking fire, dude.
Instead of putting that fireout, they would rather put fuel
to that fire.
Add more fucking damage, dude.
Instead of putting that fireout, they would rather put fuel
to that fire.
Joe (38:57):
Add more fucking damage to it.
They're already burning theirbridges anyway, you know, right
yeah?
Thee Gooch (39:08):
It's just so fucking .
It's pathetic, dude, that wehave to live in this society
like that.
Yeah, I know.
Joe (39:16):
It sucks.
And you sent me another cliptoo, about something with the
reset.
It's a guy talking, Is it?
Thee Gooch (39:26):
I forget.
Dude, here here's a clip.
Let me refresh your memory.
My memory only goes back fiveminutes, really yeah, my memory
only goes back five minutes,really yeah.
So if I say something withinfour minutes, I'll remember it
before it turns five minutes andthen I forget you already
forgot already yes, I forgot ohshit, okay, well, here's a clip.
Joe (39:51):
You gave me that you forgot for four minutes.
Okay, here we go.
Okay, well, here's a clip.
You gave me that you forgot forfour minutes.
Okay, here we go.
Clip (39:58):
It's a trade deal between the US and China.
None of the details have beenreleased, so if somebody is
giving details, it's notanything that you can confirm.
This is what's being said.
The sentiment on social mediaSome users is mixed.
Some users celebrate it as aTrump win, calling it a total
reset, while others areskeptical, awaiting concrete
(40:20):
details.
Without the officialannouncement, it's unclear how
far tariffs will be reduced orwhat reform China must commit to
.
The deal is framed asaddressing national security
concerns, trade imbalances, butanalysts suggest a full
resolution is unlikely and thismay be just a partial step
toward stabilizing the region.
(40:41):
You can tell that's written bytalking points by the mainstream
media, but no details will beconfirmed.
If the deal is announced,expect the stock market on.
Okay, there's a trade deal.
Joe (41:00):
He cut off right there.
Huh, that's what you were justtalking about right.
Thee Gooch (41:08):
Yeah, the key words, like he said.
The gentleman said it can't,it's not a hundred percent, but
I feel like it did come to anagreement.
But he was reading off of theliberal media forecast, if you
(41:30):
will.
Yeah, so it's not a hundredpercent, but but I feel like
that's what's going on I'll befucking cool if we get good news
tomorrow, right?
yeah, I, I feel like it is, andthese are analysts that get paid
.
You know millions of millionsand millions of dollars that the
(41:50):
media yeah, you know, fake newsmedia comes up with.
But just to put everybody atease, I feel like it's going to
be good news tomorrow.
Joe (42:08):
We'll see what happens tomorrow, we'll see, we'll see
what tomorrow.
Yeah, dude, you know, we'll see, we'll see what tomorrow.
And um, yeah, dude, so that's a, that's a way, a way of
thinking that imagine that thesky, I mean the sky.
Imagine that a stock goes uptomorrow, I mean, how high do
(42:31):
you?
Thee Gooch (42:31):
think it might go.
Oh, it's gonna go up there,dude, it's gonna skyrocket, it's
gonna skyrocket, it's gonnaskyrocket.
We can be thousandaires,thousandaires by tomorrow, oh
yeah, by tomorrow, tomorrowmorning, that's the first thing
I'm gonna look at.
That fucking bitcoin shit.
I might buy maybe another $20tonight.
Yeah, that's all I can affordbut, what do you have?
(42:57):
you have robin hood or what youknow, dude um, back in the day,
I want to say four or five yearsago, I did go through robin
hood and I did invest in robinhood.
But you know how, for somestrange reason, I like to change
my phone number and passwordyou know, like a fucking idiot.
(43:20):
I don't have access to that, soI bet I got.
I got a few thousand dollars inthat motherfucker and robbing.
You still probably have itdon't you?
Joe (43:28):
no, I'm sure I do cause.
Uh, you got to go to thewebsite and say you forgot your
number or your well, I tried.
Thee Gooch (43:38):
I even fucking, uh, sent them my picture id and
fucking my face and all thisother shit and I still don't
have access to that?
No shit, that was doge dude.
That's when fucking elon muskcame out with doge.
No, shit but bitcoin.
Bitcoin right now is probablythe the greater one to to invest
(43:59):
in yeah so we'll see whathappens tomorrow morning.
dude jeez, I want to say I wantto say roughly about 12 o'clock
my time, 11 o'clock your time.
Check it in the morning, right?
Yeah, check it If we're stillbroke, then we were never meant
to be rich.
Joe (44:20):
Yeah, I know right, it just doesn't happen to us.
Huh, yeah, I know, no matterhow hard we try, we're just
losers, losers.
We're a bunch of losers.
I can't win.
You can't win for nothing.
You can't even win a lotteryticket.
Losers, can't win, can't winfor nothing, can't even win a
lottery ticket, not really.
(44:40):
I win at least like three bucks, something, something or
something.
I'm getting there Baby steps.
Thee Gooch (44:49):
Baby steps, Baby steps for the last 30 years.
Yeah, I know right.
Joe (44:53):
As long as I got my baby microphone right here, dude,
that's all that matters.
Oh, I like the way you strokeit.
Stroke it again, I stroked itagain, I caressed it, wow that's
a handful Damn.
And did you hear about the oneabout the mayor got detained
because they were barging in tothe ice facility or something?
Thee Gooch (45:16):
like that.
That's a new facility, isn't it?
Yeah and uh.
What was it?
New Jersey or New York?
Joe (45:22):
It was New Jersey.
Um, I mean I don't.
I mean it's just like dude, why?
Why are they getting involved?
Just let the, let it be.
You know, I mean it's it's.
They can't face the, the facts,they can't face anything.
They just it's just what it is.
You know you got to accept it.
You know they're, they're, youknow that's, that's the federal
(45:45):
government, isn't it like youknow?
Thee Gooch (45:47):
here's the thing that people need to understand
about democrats they will neverfight for America.
They will never fight forAmerica.
The American citizens, Americanchildren you notice everything
that we have seen never fightfor America.
They will never fight forAmerica.
The American citizens, Americanchildren you notice everything
that we have seen.
They're all illegals, like thatfuckface in El Salvador about.
You know what's his fuckingname?
(46:08):
Garcia, whatever the fuck is it.
Yeah, they even go down thereand they've been to El Salvador
to talk to him.
Nothing for America, nothing.
Joe (46:19):
I noticed that too.
It's fucking bullshit.
I mean and I noticed that theyhover crooks.
Criminals yeah, like becausethey're in their safe space.
Criminals yeah, like becausethey're in their safe space.
And what angers me, too, isthat the people are with the
(46:41):
criminals, the people that arewith the Democrats Right Like
just us, like us minority, we'reall for the criminals, but,
yeah, if something happens totheir daughters or to the kids,
that's when they start coming in.
Thee Gooch (46:54):
Reality wakes them up, but they don't see that they
don't see that stuff in theface.
Joe (47:01):
Especially these Democrats.
They're in for the pedophilesdude.
They'll back up a pedophile anda criminal murderer dude.
That's the funny part.
That's what I find so amazing.
You know what I'm saying.
Yeah, it's fucking crazy dude.
I mean, how can a go go for acriminal?
(47:21):
That's evil, that's like that'salready possession dude from
the evilness and the dark sidealready, to be honest and that's
number I told you that theworld, the earth's going to be
possessed yeah, and that'sthat's all we're seeing right
now.
Thee Gooch (47:33):
Dude is like.
You know, it's I, I.
You know, I can't remember whenthe last president spoke about
god.
Uh-huh spoke about yeshua.
You know, I can't remember whenwas the last?
Am I 48 years in this fuckingplanet?
I can't remember when was thelast fucking president spoken
spoken aside from Trump.
Joe (47:55):
Yeah, yeah.
They'll pray you know that'slike that's crazy dude it's.
I just can't find it like likehow can you?
I mean, yeah, it says in theBible you could forgive, but
that's only yeah.
I mean I just can't find it inmy heart why they go for the
(48:18):
criminals more than just a goodguy, you know A good person.
Thee Gooch (48:22):
You know what I'm saying.
What the Democratic Party do,it's unheard of.
Yeah, they don't like America,they don't like American
citizens.
They want to destroy.
They want to fucking be asdestructive as they can.
Yeah, you know slavery andfucking all this other bullshit.
(48:43):
You know, what the democraticparty don't understand is that
especially the blacks and I loveblack people, in fact, I'm like
6% black myself and I cherishthat I love black people, love
them.
Anyways, the majority of blackslave owners were black.
(49:07):
They were black.
Whether they want to face it ornot, they were black.
Joe (49:12):
Yeah.
Thee Gooch (49:13):
You know they can come up with some fucking.
Well, he was black.
But no, they were black.
Joe (49:21):
Yeah.
Thee Gooch (49:22):
You know, the majority of slave owners were
black.
Yeah, and white people get abad rap because apparently they
can't have a culture.
They can't have you know, saytheir white people are fucking
(49:43):
dangerous, white people arefucking evil?
No, they're not.
They have a culture, just likeeverybody else.
You know, like I try to explainto my boys there's a difference
in us being Mexican American,and I try to explain to them
that America was conquered by,you know, the white folk, just
(50:08):
like Spanish, they wereconsidered white.
Spain were, you know, theconquadores, uh, conquered the
southern part of america, as weknow it today yeah, you know.
That's why Mexico speaks Spanish, central America speaks Spanish
.
Honduras, Guatemala, ElSalvador they all speak because
(50:29):
of the, the who conquered it.
But if we look back in history,what place on this fucking
planet has never been conqueredEver?
Never.
Every part of this fucking land,this whole planet has been
(50:49):
conquered, everything.
Yeah, yeah, that's true, yeah,well.
Joe (50:55):
That's true.
Yeah Well, I got that clip whenthat idiot went to the door
rushing the facility, the ICEfacility building.
Thee Gooch (51:06):
Let me say this real quick, I love white people,
especially the white women.
I love them.
Oh yeah, Latinas, Latinas,Mexican, they're crazy.
I kind of like it, but it'sbeen a while, oh man.
(51:28):
But white girls, oh my god,they're like hey now.
Yeah, they're like passionate,oh shit.
Joe (51:36):
Oh yeah man, oh yeah yeah.
Okay, play your clip.
Man, that sounded real, realpassionate.
Okay, here's the clip.
Thee Gooch (51:47):
That was for Sexy Pants, by the way.
You know he's brown like waybrown.
He's like Mr.
I'm going to call him, insteadof sexy pants, I'm going to call
him Mr.
Indigenous.
Joe (52:03):
I thought I was going to call him like.
I'll call him, Mr Peanut Butter.
Thee Gooch (52:07):
Mr Indigenous, because he's Indigenous really.
He's like.
He sparks my flame like rubbingtwo sticks together.
If you will, yeah, baby.
Clip (52:21):
All right, here's that clip, here's the clip.
Man, here we go, get off of her.
You cannot push her.
You cannot push her, you cannotpush it, you cannot push it.
This is peaceful.
Joe (52:43):
Man dude.
Thee Gooch (52:44):
Yeah, To me that's an insurrection.
To me that's an insurrection ofa federal building which is ICE
, a detention center.
It's federally owned but, no,you won't see that shit on the
media.
But they did arrest that fucker.
I think they arrested threepeople that day.
(53:06):
Prosecute him.
Prosecute him to the fullestextent of the law.
Clip (53:12):
Okay, I got a second clip.
This is where they arrested him.
His name is.
They arrested him, see, yeah,but I heard that they let him
out.
Thee Gooch (53:31):
Yeah, I think they let him out.
Joe (53:34):
And now everybody is saying that Sue the Ice and all that
shit.
Thee Gooch (53:37):
And you know, we have to remember, too, that ICE
was created Way before fuckingDonald Trump Took office first
and second term, but for somereason, everybody hates Trump.
Trump is.
Yeah, trump is Outspoken, he's abusinessman.
I've been around a lot of richpeople, dude.
(53:59):
A lot of rich people, probablya lot, probably people rich
people that have been that thathave more money than trump.
Okay, yeah, they don't fuckaround, dude, they don't fuck
around.
They don't give a fuck aboutyour feelings.
They don't give a fuck aboutyour neighbor's feelings.
They're here to get businessdone.
(54:20):
Just get the shit done.
Get the fuck out of my way.
This is the way it's gonna beand go on with your life.
And when you see liberals, youand I see it all the time, dude
with fucking Democratic liberals, you see it all the time.
It's only about their fuckingfeelings.
(54:43):
It is their fucking feelingsthat get in the way, that trifle
themselves over their feelings.
That's all it is.
It's just their feelings.
Nobody cares about yourfeelings.
I don't care about yourfeelings.
Yeah, you know the only don'tcare about your feelings.
Yeah, you know, the onlyfeelings I care about are my
kids.
That's true, that's it.
That's the only people I give afuck about the feelings.
Joe (55:07):
Like I mean, what is it like?
Why does it just face it?
You know like why?
Do you have to make a big thingout of it, just let it be.
You know, like, why do you haveto make a big thing out of it?
Just let it be, you know?
Yeah, I don't know, I don'tknow what to make out of it, you
know, just fuck the world, dude.
Everything's all reversed, dude.
Thee Gooch (55:27):
Yeah.
If Joe Biden was 40 yearsyounger and all the information
we know about him now, oh yeah.
Everything with ukraine,everything.
If he was 40 years younger, thatmotherfucker would be in prison
oh, yeah, yeah, it's like he'sjust too old and yeah, he's
already deteriorating already.
(55:47):
You know, yeah, yeah, so he'sjust, he, um, he's slide off
easy.
You know what I'm saying?
Yep, and, and they have a lot,they have a lot of evidence on
him, huh oh, a lot oh yeah fuck,yeah, a lot it's fucking crazy.
Well, I got a.
(56:09):
Are we done gooch?
Yeah, I think we are.
Do I sound drunk?
dude.
Am I drunk?
Do I sound?
drunk.
No, oh, my God.
Joe (56:24):
You sound like you're exhausted and tired.
Like me, I'm exhausted too.
I'm old and fat, but that's mylast time I'm going to do it.
That's my last time I'm goingto eat before coming to the show
, because I sound so fuckingstuffed and you know I'm fucking
full.
Stuff my face and all thatstuff.
Thee Gooch (56:45):
That's my last time I'm going to do that.
I want to stuff your fuckingface for sure Damn.
Yes, yes.
Joe (56:53):
You want to what?
Thee Gooch (57:02):
Stuff your face for sure like that.
Joe (57:03):
Yeah, just like that goggle , goggle.
I'm just kidding.
I got a.
I got a clip for you.
Um, it's two minutes and 20seconds.
Okay, it's called how Top GunShould have Ended Top Gun.
Thee Gooch (57:22):
Oh, no shit.
Joe (57:23):
Have you seen Top Gun?
Okay, here we go Part one orpart two Part one Okay, all
right, it's two minutes and 20seconds.
Thee Gooch (57:31):
Does Val Kilmer come on?
Because he's another sexy man,dude?
He's the one that makes myflowers bloom.
Who?
Val Kilmer?
Joe (57:38):
No shit, look at you, rest in peace, you're drunk.
Thee Gooch (57:43):
My fucking gayness is just coming out.
You know what I'm saying,you're drunk already.
No.
I think I might be gay bro.
Joe (57:53):
You just said one gay bro yeah.
Thee Gooch (57:54):
No wonder I just said one Gabriel, yeah, no
wonder I just want butthole, youknow.
Joe (57:59):
Damn no shit.
Oh man, Okay guys, here's howTop Gun should have ended.
Here we go.
Clip (58:15):
I feel the need, the need for jet engines to create thrust
in order to have differentialpressure on the wings, which
achieves aerodynamic lift athigh velocity.
Ow.
No man it's.
I feel the need for speed.
Oh Well, what did I say?
(58:43):
We're in deep out here, maverick, how about some help?
Engage, engage.
I got your make-dead head Ice.
Don't worry, buddy, I got toneFiring.
Great shot, Mav Thanks.
Yeah, no sweat pal, let's getthe rest of these suckers, we
got one on our tail.
Don't worry, I'm here for you,mav.
I got him.
I got him.
(59:04):
Nice work, my friend, you gotskills.
Thanks for the compliment,brother.
Look out, there's another oneDead baby.
Nice job, thanks for helping outa friend in need.
Hey, I couldn't have done itwithout you.
You're the best.
No, you're the best.
No way, you're the best.
(59:24):
You're the best.
No, you couldn't be the best.
You're the best, you are.
What the heck is going on upthere?
You guys sure are chums.
All of a sudden, yeah, I'm sortof shocked at all this change in
character.
Bffs, baby All the way.
Watch the bay Ka-blow.
Yeah, remaining memes arebugging out because of our
teamwork and kindness.
Woo.
(59:48):
We are laughing.
You.
You are still dangerous, but youcan be my wingman any time.
(01:00:14):
My real best friend is deadbecause of you.
She took my wheels.
I want to squeal.
Goodness gracious great ball ofthe flames.
That's good shit, that's reallynice.
Joe (01:00:33):
That's fucking hilarious dude.
Yeah, imagine that dude.
If that was the real ending.
Thee Gooch (01:00:38):
That was good.
Joe (01:00:40):
All right, guys, I think we're it, we're done and it's
time to relax.
And any last words for you,gooch, any last final words yes,
please Don't drink and drive.
Thee Gooch (01:00:56):
If you guys need to reach out, reach out to the
Gooch T-H-E-E-G-O-O-C-H-7-6 @gmail.
com.
If you guys need to talk toanybody, reach out.
Happy Mother's Day to all thebeautiful mothers out there
heavenly, and the ones that arehere with us.
Without our mothers, we wouldbe no ones.
Joe (01:01:19):
Yeah, happy Mother's Day everyone.
Have a terrific Mother's DayAll the ones that are new
mothers.
Happy Mother's Day all the newones Future mothers yeah, the
future mothers.
They gave birth.
Happy Mother's Day.
Before we end the show, I justwant to thank everybody, all the
listeners and the viewers thatare tuning in.
(01:01:40):
Thank you for all yourdownloads, thank you for
listening and thank you foreverything, and if it wasn't for
you guys, we wouldn't make itfor three years, and our
anniversary starting July 27th2025 is our.
Our third year, and subscribefor season three for three
(01:02:02):
dollars a month and you willinclude a shout out and you can
cancel anytime.
Starting july 27th 2025.
Everybody, all I can say ishappy mother's day.
Happy heavenly mother's day,mom, if you're out there hearing
me in spirit world.
Happy Mother's.
Thee Gooch (01:02:18):
Day, remember, if you guys subscribe, joe is going
to cover himself in Vaseline,butt naked.
Well, he'll have his boxes onfor YouTube, but he'll cover
himself with Vaseline and hewill give you a shout outout of
your lifetime.
Joe (01:02:38):
Oh, that's not going to happen.
Gooch, All right guys.
This is it, Thee Talkers.
Thee Gooch (01:02:46):
Thee.
Joe (01:02:47):
Thee, not D.
Thee Talkers Podcast Unscripted.
And my name is Joe and Goocheverybody, thank you very much.
Thank you, thank you, everybody.
Thank you very much.
Do not drink and drive.
Don't drink and drive, do not,thank you.
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