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Joe (00:05):
What's up, what's up,
everybody, what's up, what's up,
everybody, what's up.
(00:26):
This is Thee Talkers PodcastUnscripted.
My name is Joe and we have thegooch.
What's happening?
Thee Gooch (00:38):
gooch, how you been
there, gooch is that out of
style yet, or is it still in?
It's still in Gooch.
It's still in Felt.
Like an old fart.
Like an old fart, yes sir.
Joe (00:55):
Sir?
Yes sir, what's up Los Angeles,California?
What's up Los Angeles?
It's a beautiful day in LosAngeles, California.
It's 80 degrees in the highs,Not too hot, Just a little bit
warm, but it's good.
It's good While we're back andhow's everything.
And I just want to say, beforewe start the show, I just want
(01:17):
to say thank all.
I want to thank all thelisteners are tuning in and
downloading our podcast.
Thank you very much, Especiallythe other part of the world,
the other side part of the worldEurope, Indonesia, Africa, UK,
Europe, all of Europe and SouthAmerica and North America as
(01:39):
well.
Thank you very much for yourdownloads.
I mean, we're almost headingfor our third year anniversary,
July 27, 2025.
I couldn't imagine how fast itwent, I know dude, it's been a
while, right.
Thee Gooch (01:56):
Yeah, we should be
getting paid by now.
Joe (01:59):
Yeah, but that's the good
news is, but I'm going to wait
till that.
Later we're going to talk aboutthat, oh whatever, you little
fucker.
Right, yeah, guys, thank you foryour downloads and your tuning
in and all that stuff.
I just want to say that Ididn't think we were going to
(02:19):
last this long, things like that.
We didn't do a show lastweekend, right?
No, last weekend.
We didn't do a show lastweekend, right?
No, not last weekend.
We didn't do because, uh, we'resupposed to have a special
guest oh, that's right.
It was, uh, diana khan, but sheuh had a.
She wants to reschedule, but,um, we'll see how that goes, so
we might be rescheduling her.
So she's kind of probably busybecause she's like a, you know,
(02:40):
a lawyer, attorney, lawyer, andwhat is that?
A real estate broker.
Thee Gooch (02:45):
Right.
Joe (02:45):
Right, so she wants to
reschedule, but I'll let you
know about that.
So, yeah, well, yeah, we weresupposed to be live on April 1st
.
That was the date you know,right, but, yeah, she wants to
reschedule, but I'll let youknow about that.
When the date is going tohappen.
Okay, joey, yeah, so how youbeen Gooch, how's everything?
Oh.
Thee Gooch (03:06):
I'm so exhausted,
I'm tired.
Worked all weekend.
Oh no shit.
Oh yes shit.
Well, many, many, many of youguys know I left a city job.
I no longer work for the citywhere I'm at.
Yeah, Nothing too crazy, youknow.
(03:47):
I think, uh, at some certainpoint, um, one of our family
members might need help, youknow, financially or whatever,
and right now.
I talked to him last week andhe said he's doing good right
now, but I had I had no choicebut to leave my city job and go
back to drywalling, and fridaywas my first uh job drywalling.
Um, our stepdad is of course uh,70 years old, and he's gonna
need some help financially,right.
So I'm taking it upon myselfand I don't want to be a good
person.
I'm not trying to look like agood person, or what the fuck
ever I I just he's going to needit.
Joe (04:06):
Yeah, so I just took it
upon myself All the stuff that
he helped us back in the dayswhen he's too.
I mean, the whole point of itis that you got to learn how to
forgive and things like that.
Thee Gooch (04:17):
So, even though and
not to put any shame to our dad,
our real dad, because our dadwas a great person.
We knew him from the day wewere born all the way to the day
he passed.
May he rest in peace.
But yeah, our, my, our stepdadhe was.
You know, we all, he all made,we all make fucking mistakes
everyone does.
Joe (04:35):
No one's perfect, you know
yeah, but now, today.
Thee Gooch (04:39):
Right now it sounds
like he's gonna be needing some
help, so okay so is it uh, today, or maybe next week, or how
about you?
Just stare at my penis and thenwe'll go from there, okay yeah
so I just got out of work nottoo long ago and oh, you did
(05:01):
yeah it's like riding a bike,man, you know yeah, yeah, except
except at this age it fuckinghurts.
Now a little shit, right, I canimagine dude, same here.
Joe (05:13):
You know, same here.
How about you?
Enough about me, joe ho, well,how are you doing?
Everything's been going great.
I mean, um, just working hard,as usual.
You know, like things, thingslike that.
You know I mean nothing,nothing other than ordinary, but
, uh, it's everything's goinggood.
You know, stressing out at workand but everything's other than
(05:34):
everything's going good, um,but I, I got a surprise for you,
dude, you know what I'm saying.
Oh and uh, I want to.
Is it, is it big?
Is it black?
No, no, it's not.
No, it's not Actually, it's notActually.
It's silver.
Oh, really, yeah, nice, butyeah, so I've been one.
(05:58):
You know, when we were kids,you know we used to form a band.
You know you were the drummers,right?
Yeah, I mean, you were thedrummers, right, yeah, I mean,
you were the drummer, you know?
and, um, I was the singer and myand dad had guitars and we had
we're just drumming, we wereforming a band at the time, but
we were just losers that wecouldn't find no one else to
play with us and stuff like that.
You know what I'm saying, youknow, and I always ask my dad
(06:21):
you know, I want that microphone.
Dad, can you buy me thatmicrophone?
He said no, it's too much, it'stoo expensive.
But no, but he ended up buyingyou like $700 drum set.
Yeah.
Thee Gooch (06:31):
I remember that.
Joe (06:32):
He couldn't buy me a simple
microphone.
You know, the only thing hebought me was a stand,
microphone stand and all that.
But I always asked my dad heyDad, I want to buy me that, can
you buy me that microphone?
It was like around 1993.
I was like 17 years old.
I remember what we're doing.
You were playing the drums andall that stuff.
We're getting on it right,right.
(06:53):
And you played the drums realgood, I could admit.
Thee Gooch (06:56):
Yeah, yeah, I know
that.
One of the best.
Joe (06:58):
Yeah, and I go, dad, I got
to have that mic Because I was
all into Elvis.
We were into Elvis.
You remember all the microphonebusiness and the rockabilly.
I was all into the rockabilly,jazz.
Wow, I finally got this fuckingmic.
It's a beautiful mic, dude, andthis mic, it's really known.
If you would type the mic, howdo you call it?
(07:20):
Let me see the Shure 55 mic.
If you type it or Google it,it'll directly to the Elvis mic.
Okay, right, right, it's knownas the Elvis mic because Elvis
touched it and he branded it ashis mic.
You know, there's a lot ofmusicians out there that fucking
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touched this mic, but it's notknown like the Frank Sinatra mic
, the James Brown mic or AnitaFranken mic or any one of those
singers.
But this mic was created since1939, right, oh shit, it's by
the Shure brothers and all thatstuff.
But yeah.
I finally got the mic.
Oh shit.
Yeah, I finally got the mic andI'm going to introduce it to
(08:06):
you live and recording righthere.
Okay, and yeah, it's abeautiful mic, dude, and here we
go Watch.
This is the way I have to leadit off, okay, okay.
Ha ha ha, ha ha.
(08:53):
It's a pretty good intro, huh.
Thee Gooch (08:55):
Yeah, it is ¶¶.
I almost want to startshimmying.
(09:50):
Oh, I see.
I've seen it.
Joe (10:01):
I finally got it, Gooch.
Oh shit, it's a beautiful mic,that's nice.
I'm not using it yet, why not?
Thee Gooch (10:12):
How come you're not
using?
Joe (10:14):
it.
I don't know, it's really newright now and I want to smell
the novelty of it, the new.
So yeah, it works.
Good, dude, I love it.
Thee Gooch (10:22):
Yeah, are you going
to hold it like that up against
your face and lips?
Joe (10:28):
I'm going to be like this
no, go ahead.
Thee Gooch (10:36):
Congratulations, you
got your microphone.
It sucks, you had to wait 40years to get it, but at least
you got it.
Joe (10:43):
Yeah, exactly, I had to
wait like years to get it, but
at least you got it.
Yeah, exactly, I had to wait,like you said, 40 years ago.
It was back in 1993.
Thee Gooch (10:53):
You know you are
what 50, 52?
.
Joe (10:55):
Going on 52, believe it or
not.
Thee Gooch (10:58):
So yeah, 40,.
You wanted it since you were 12.
Joe (11:01):
Yeah, and you know what
Back?
Thee Gooch (11:07):
then it was $100,
dollars.
Gooch this microphone righthere.
I'm not even gonna ask how muchit cost?
Joe (11:11):
well, I'm afraid I have to
answer that, that question.
But, um, without you asking,but two hundred dollars, dude,
for this mic.
Now it's two hundred dollars.
Back then it was like Iremember, because I wanted it it
was all 99 dollars.
Oh shit, that's not too bad.
Well, it's not, yeah, but it'snot too bad.
But, uh, I've been fuckingdreaming about because we were
(11:32):
all into that rock a I was onto the rockabilly, all into
Elvis, because I wanted to belike Elvis.
Thee Gooch (11:36):
Right, right, we all
know that right, right and, and
you followed his steps too.
You know, you looked like Elviswhen he was young, and then
slim Elvis.
You never grew, all right, andthen you became the fat Elvis.
So yeah, you're all.
Joe (11:50):
You're on the right track
well, yeah, so the only thing is
that the problem is that theextension I gotta buy the
extension for to put it righthere on the stand, or if I have
to buy a little stand, or eitherI gotta put it right here on
top of it With my boom arm.
Speaker 6 (12:06):
Oh okay, it fits
right here.
Joe (12:09):
I'd rather have it right
here, but I fucking love this
microphone.
I wanted it since oh shit, Iput it on the wrong side.
But, um, hold on, I'm gonnashow you the pictures and
glimpses.
Thee Gooch (12:23):
That's a badass mic
dude.
Joe (12:24):
Yeah, when Elvis had it he
was singing on his first Tupelo
Mississippi it looks heavy, isit heavy?
Nah, not that heavy.
No, oh, yeah, oh yeah.
So I told dad Dad, I want thatmic, but he never got it.
But he gave you like a $900fucking drum set.
I remember that shit.
(12:45):
No hard feelings in that, but Iunderstand that.
Here's this picture.
He was on the mic right here.
That's badass, it's called theShure 55 Unidyne mic.
Okay, it's known as the Elvismic, right, anybody you will
(13:06):
type it on the YouTube andsingers like James Hetfield
Metallica he uses that mic.
Oh yeah, Speaking of which youknow what, I forgot to put it in
the clip too.
They have a Metallica mic.
It's a special edition mic, Ibet you it's all black.
Yeah, it's all black.
Thee Gooch (13:23):
Black and red, I
think.
Joe (13:25):
Yeah, black and red.
I think, yeah, black and redgooch, and um, there's always
right there.
Yeah, so they have a black andwhite one for metallica.
It's a special edition.
Those are hard to come by.
If you google it in ebay orsomething, or or google it, it's
um, it's there.
You know, that's the elvesright there singing in memphis
uh, tippalow right and FrankSinatra had it Well that big one
(13:47):
right here, you see it.
It's a different one.
This is called a.
It's a unidyne mic, but it's afat boy.
Speaker 6 (13:52):
It's bigger like that
.
Joe (13:54):
But, this microphone, that
yeah this microphone Elvis used
when he was singing in SunRecords.
So it's not the original one,it's a replica.
So it's not the original one,it's a replica.
Right, right, right.
So this was made since 2013.
No, 2013 is the new ones, butthe other models is this this is
(14:15):
James Brown.
Thee Gooch (14:18):
He's using this one
right here, that's James Brown.
I could have swore that wasRichard.
Joe (14:23):
No, that's James Brown.
And the original shirt, the oneElvis used, is this one right
here?
That's nice dude, I think thereason why they called it the
shirt 55, because that's whenElvis touched it.
You know when rock and rollstarted, when he sang Dance, all
Right, mama.
Thee Gooch (14:40):
I would be puto 101
if Elvis touched me, that's for
sure.
Joe (14:50):
Yeah, so yeah, dude.
Uh, he touched it since thenand they branded it and so ever
since then they call it theobvious mic and I was over
deciding should I get this oneright here or should I get the
blue one?
Oh, holy smokes, see, I wasthinking this one cost $249.
So I was decided which one toget, or undecided.
So I don't even know which oneshould I get.
(15:10):
Or should I get this one orthat one?
That one's nice.
Yeah, no, it is.
It's all blue too.
You know dodgy color.
Yeah, and this one doesn't havethe switch, but this one I have
.
It has an off and on switch.
Thee Gooch (15:23):
Oh, no shit.
Joe (15:24):
Yeah, so yeah, dude Fucking
, I love this mic and I'll
probably be using it?
Thee Gooch (15:30):
How come you're not
using it?
I don't understand.
You're just going to look at it.
Joe (15:33):
Yeah, I'm going to be like
oh my gosh.
Thee Gooch (15:35):
Dreaming like a fool
.
Joe (15:37):
Yeah, I was going to be
singing.
You know.
But um, you ain't nothing but ahound dog, hound dog crying all
the time.
Well, you ain't ever thingslike that.
You know, it makes me want tofucking dance with it and all
this shit, you know.
But yeah, you could do karaokewith that thing yeah, dude, yeah
, so yeah, that's nice, it's anice microphone, yeah, um it's
(16:00):
uh, it's a beautiful mic, dude,I fucking test it.
Uh, it's because I don't wantto like put it.
I don't want to use it nowbecause I don't want to.
What happens when we do live orwe have a discrepancy or
something?
Speaker 4 (16:10):
messes up.
Joe (16:11):
You know what I'm saying.
So I can't do something that Ibarely got and I'm going to use
it.
It's going to fuck up on me,you know what I'm saying.
Thee Gooch (16:19):
That's nice, dude,
it's a nice microphone.
Joe (16:20):
Thank you, are those things
made in the USA.
Thee Gooch (16:24):
Oh hell yeah, are
they Nice?
Yeah, it's in.
Joe (16:27):
India.
I forgot where.
I think, it's in Minnesota orsomewhere oh shit.
Oh, but matter of fact, history,fun fact, it was one of the
brothers, the Sher brotherscreated it.
He had an idea in 1939.
It was a Unine Mike, right?
So there was a 1937 Oldsmobileand he got the idea of the
(16:52):
invention of a Mike.
If you look it up in Google, Ishould have fucking took a
picture of that one too, thefront grill right here from this
side.
He got the image from righthere to the front of the grill
right here, oh no shit From a1937 Oldsmobile.
That's how he got the grill.
Thee Gooch (17:13):
I did not know that.
Joe (17:15):
This is where he got the
idea of it.
So if you look, it up a 1937Oldsmobile.
The front grill looks like this.
So that's where he got the idea.
Thee Gooch (17:24):
That's interesting.
I didn't know that.
Joe (17:26):
I fucking love this, mike.
I'm sorry, but it makes me feellike if I'm 17, being a loser
and I finally got it.
Doesn't Howard Stern use one ofthose too?
No, I think he uses a differentone there's times, but for a
special guest he uses it.
Thee Gooch (17:41):
He uses it right.
Yeah, I'm guest.
Joe (17:46):
He uses it.
He uses it right yeah, I'mcurious what it sounds like.
It sounds badass, yeah.
Thee Gooch (17:50):
It sounds badass,
yeah, I could try it if I want,
but I don't know, I don't wantto.
Maybe next week I'll try itnext week, you know.
Joe (17:55):
But um yeah, finally got it
and it's good it's a nice mic
yeah thank you very nice.
I finally got it, gooch, I knowfucking after all these years
after all these years, man,after all these, let me put it
away, because I'm not thinking,I'm talking and then I'm yeah,
so yeah, dude, um, so what elseis going on?
(18:18):
Gooch, uh, so much shit goingon in this country.
Thee Gooch (18:23):
But first I quit
drinking soda dude.
Joe (18:29):
Oh yeah, what's going on?
Thee Gooch (18:30):
I had a little sip
yesterday.
I treated myself but I wasgetting out of hand.
I was drinking maybe four orfive cups a day of Dr Pepper,
those big cups, the 54 ouncesand shit.
Yeah, I don't know if I feelany different.
I know I'm lost my bloatedness,being bloated and shit.
Joe (18:55):
Same here, Gooch.
I stopped drinking 7-Up myself.
Thee Gooch (18:58):
Fucking, because I
think last week on Friday, when
I stopped because I felt like myliver, dude, like something
with my liver, the area wherethe liver's at, like I got
punched, dude, Like I keptgetting punched in that area and
I was like fuck, it fuckingstarted hurting a lot, dude.
I was like holy fuck.
I need to stop drinking fuckingsoda, because then you know
(19:19):
it's not the alcohol.
Every once in a while I'lldrink, you know.
Joe (19:25):
But alcohol, every once in
a while I'll drink, you know,
but or it could be the alcoholtoo.
I could tell what it is.
I already know that.
I already know that feeling.
Already it's uh, um, kidneystones trying to, or you're
getting kidney stones but was it?
Thee Gooch (19:34):
isn't the kidneys in
the back like lower?
Joe (19:37):
back.
It's the back, but you'refeeling it from the whole, like
if it's uh, it's your whole um,liver and everything From the
back, because it starts from theback, but you can feel it From
the side, right in the corners.
Thee Gooch (19:49):
Oh, okay, yeah so
After, after a few days Of 100%
no drinking soda, just water andSome juices, it started.
It stopped hurting, okay, likeit just stopped.
Like right now I don't feel itat all, but, holy fuck, dude, it
kind of scared me, don't get mewrong.
(20:10):
It kind of did, but you know,considering it's the liver, well
, at least it felt like the partof the liver right here on the
right side.
Joe (20:17):
I think it's.
Thee Gooch (20:20):
You think it's a
kidney stone?
Joe (20:21):
Yeah, I think it's a kidney
stone.
Yeah, I think it's.
You're developing kidney stones, because I have that feeling
Sometimes if I drink like littlesoda or dark soda, like
Coca-Cola or Dr Pepper, it'sstarting to hurt Because it's
strong syrup, dude, right.
Thee Gooch (20:40):
And I started
drinking jicama tea.
Oh yeah, it's jicama, I thinkit's called in English.
But the boys' mom gave me sometea where I can make it as a tea
and I just drink it as a teatwice a day, at night or
whatever, but the main thing Idrink now and it's starting to
(21:02):
get a little expensive, but Ithink it's worth it.
I'm kind of addicted to it.
Sparkling water, mineral water,sorry, but it's sparkly.
Joe (21:14):
Yeah, that's why I'm
drinking sparkling water myself
Carbonated water.
Thee Gooch (21:18):
Yeah, this is the
one I drink.
It's called Topo Chico.
Oh okay, I can't see it.
Well, anyways, topo Chico, ohokay.
I can't see it.
Well, anyways, topo Chico, it'sgot a bunch of minerals in it.
Joe (21:32):
Oh it does.
It's like a sparkling water,you said.
Thee Gooch (21:34):
Yeah, it's sparkling
water.
Joe (21:36):
Oh shit, yeah, dude, cause
that's the way I feel too when
I'm drinking like dark soda oranything like that, like Dr
Pepper or soda like Coca-Cola.
So I'm drinking like dark sodaor anything like that, like Dr
Pepper or soda Like Coca-Cola,so I'm starting to drink Club
soda now, and Club soda Ihaven't drank 7-Up for Quite
like Maybe two weeks.
Thee Gooch (21:56):
Is 7-Up supposed to
be good for you?
Joe (21:57):
Well, it's not dark soda,
but still, I'm just trying to be
safe Because I was getting outof control too, dude.
My table was like full offucking 7-Up cans, right, and it
was getting out of control andI told Sexy Pants you know, I'm
gonna fucking kind of quitdrinking 7-Up because it's just
pure fucking sugar.
Thee Gooch (22:17):
Yeah, sugars Shit
like that.
Yeah, the mineral water ispretty fucking good dude.
Yeah, the boys don't like it,so that just means more for me.
Joe (22:26):
Oh, they don't like it.
Nah, oh shit.
Thee Gooch (22:29):
Yeah, this one right
here, Topo Chico's.
It's better than Perrier water.
Oh it is.
Joe (22:34):
Yeah, perrier is pretty.
I like Perrier water.
Yeah, I like it too, but it'stoo real thin.
Huh, it's not too thick likethe regular sparkling water.
Thee Gooch (22:45):
This one right here,
fuck dude, it stays sparkly.
You know most of the time.
Joe (22:50):
What is it?
You call it sparkling watersand chemicals.
Thee Gooch (22:52):
The Three Stooges.
The Three Stooges I forgot thatone.
Joe (22:57):
Yeah, dude.
Yeah, I know, dude, that's whatI was going to say.
Dude, because you drink a lotof Dr Pepper, huh.
Thee Gooch (23:03):
You bought a little
7-Eleven.
Joe (23:07):
Buy the big gum.
I go, dude.
Don't you hear fucking kidneyshurt, dude, I go damn.
Thee Gooch (23:10):
Dude, one in the
morning, one right after I'm
done with it, and then allfucking day.
That's all I drank was DrPepper.
Joe (23:17):
No water Regular water no.
Thee Gooch (23:21):
Fuck that shit.
Joe (23:23):
You got to drink a lot of
water.
Dude Cause, dude, trust me,kidney stones Fucking hurt.
And then If you eat, like Spicyfood or anything that's spicy
or anything that, oh, I'mstarting to no.
Yeah.
You better not Joel.
Thee Gooch (23:38):
Huh, go again kidney
stones you're cutting now you
still be.
You guys still haven't fuckingfixed your router.
No, I have it.
Joe (23:49):
I have it close by, right
here.
It's next to me, right here inthe router.
Thee Gooch (23:53):
Yeah well, I think
the first two days were bad,
dude, because I didn't have Iwasn't drinking any caffeine
like soda.
The first two days were badwith the fucking headaches, dude
, fuck, dude.
My first night I had a massivemigraine headache, dude without
drinking soda.
Joe (24:09):
Because you're, yeah,
because you're, you have the
withdrawals right withdrawals?
I think yeah is it, if it'seven a thing, yeah yeah, maybe
because it's a lot of caffeine,you know you get became more of
a of a water drinker dude.
Yeah, I buy bubbly.
Is it bubbly?
(24:30):
Sparkling water?
Thee Gooch (24:33):
Never heard of it.
Joe (24:34):
Bubbly.
Thee Gooch (24:38):
You know which one's
good too, the sodas.
Joe (24:40):
Bubbly.
I don't know if you've seenthem at Walmart.
Thee Gooch (24:44):
Yeah, that's the
shit I bought because I wasn't
drinking any dr pepper, but thatthat shit's supposed to be good
for you, right?
Yeah, there's the one that Igot uh, four of them just to try
it out, because I never triedit.
I was kind of curious.
I didn't know what to drink.
I was going fucking crazy.
And, um, I got the strawberrylemon.
I think that one's fucking good.
(25:04):
I haven't got that one yet.
There's like fucking all kindsof shit in it.
I thought it was an energydrink.
Joe (25:12):
No, no, these are the one I
got is a blueberry pomegranate.
This one tastes good.
Oh, I'm going to have to trythat one.
And now the other one.
I bought orange cream soda.
It's bubbly but it has orangecream on it.
It's bubbly but it has orangecream on it, so it's pretty good
.
I haven't tasted it yet, but Iknow it's pretty good.
I could imagine.
Thee Gooch (25:29):
So the world is
going crazy with all this tariff
talks and the fucking.
All the protests right,Democrat, liberals and some
Republicans are just losingtheir fucking minds.
Joe (25:41):
And you know, the funny
part is the people that are
protesting out there.
Thee Gooch (25:45):
Those are the ones
that need to vote yeah.
And again, I don't want ourshow to be about politics, but
it's all up in our fucking faceand it's everywhere.
We can't fucking escape itright.
Joe (25:56):
Right, they can't accept it
, huh.
Thee Gooch (25:59):
No, they just can't
accept it.
Joe (26:01):
I mean, like you said, like
last four years, they can
accept it.
I mean, like you said, like uh,last four years they could deal
with the last four years, butthey can't fucking deal with
this fucking beginning of theyear.
Thee Gooch (26:09):
I don't believe it
and you know, let's be honest
that it it's 2025 and you knowwe've been around for a while
and who really thought abouttariffs?
Right, growing up, we didn'tthink about fucking tariffs.
So for decades now, and this isnot up to date.
(26:30):
This is the Canadian.
This is out of the CanadianNews Network.
Right, canada, you know they'rewigging out and again, these
are all fucking liberals thatare fucking going crazy, okay,
uh-huh, you know, that's all youfucking see.
Oh, we're going to shut downthe power to the United States.
(26:51):
Meanwhile, it's only going toaffect, you know, a couple
million people.
But, yeah, the United Statesjust needs to get the fuck away
from that shit.
Anyways, milk the Canadian does270% on milk tariffs against
(27:14):
the United States.
Cheese 245%.
Tariffs against the US Butter298% against the USs butter 298
against the us chicken 237.
This is.
This has been going on fordecades.
Okay, maybe you know 30 years,anyway.
(27:36):
Sausage 68.
Barley seeds 57 cents whateverthe fuck that is.
Meats 26%.
Cars 25%.
This is all shit against theUnited States.
When we ship it to Canada, thisis how much the United States
pays, okay, whatever.
Cable boxes 35%.
(27:59):
Tvs 45%.
Steel.
Aluminum steel is 25%.
Aluminum is 45%.
Hvac equipment 45% steelaluminum.
Steel is 25%, Aluminum is 45%,hvac equipment 45%.
And these fucking cocksuckersare crying because the United
States did 25% tariffs, whichdoesn't even come fucking close
(28:19):
to all the shit that Canada doesto us To us yeah Right.
The Canadians need to rememberanything they produce in their
entire Canadian country.
Texas can do Jeez, but and alot of people are forgetting
that all this administrationwants is equal tariffs.
(28:41):
That's, all they want is equaltariffs.
Now let me give you an example.
Okay, because you know, I don'tknow if you remember, but in
the 80s and the 90s, I rememberthat.
Remember the sweatshops, yeah,how they used to be a big
fucking deal back then.
Uh, slave wages and they hadkids making shoes, right, you
know, I remember that shit fromback in the day.
(29:03):
But back then, of course,republicans were oh, they were
not okay with that right, yeahand I guess they're okay with
slave wage, slave workers andslave wages now, and that's what
they're okay of.
That's that whole shit thatwe're seeing the protests,
that's.
This is what it's all about, ohshit, but they won't say that,
they won't admit it.
Joe (29:22):
Yeah.
Thee Gooch (29:23):
Anyways, what does a
pair of Jordans cost?
Air Jordans.
Joe (29:28):
Jordans.
They go by like at least $100to $200.
Thee Gooch (29:32):
About $150, maybe
$250.
Now, if you want to get fuckingjiggy with it, you're talking
about $350 for a nice pair ofJordans.
Whatever right Vietnam makesthose fucking shoes Okay.
Vietnam makes those fuckingshoes.
Vietnam makes those shoes.
Joe (29:46):
And it's all because of the
name huh.
Thee Gooch (29:49):
Yeah, well, here's
the thing Nike or Air Jordan,
jordans, nike, whatever the fuckmakes them, they have what used
to be China, and then theymoved it on.
Now it's Vietnam.
They make the shoes now, right,and they had I don't know, I
think it was like 150 tariffagainst us.
(30:11):
So that's why the shoes costthat much, right?
Do you know how much a pair ofjordans cost for vietnam?
To fucking make anybody,anybody, anybody, anybody?
$8 to make a pair of AirJordans in Vietnam.
$8.
(30:32):
$8.
$8 to make $8, dude, nobullshit.
And then they bring it in, theycharge the fuck out of the
United States to bring them inthe United States, right Tariffs
, so they can sell them for $250, $300.
And guess who dropped theirtariffs?
(30:53):
Vietnam dropped their tariffs.
So now, most likely you knowthe Jordans are going to be, or
even Nikes are going to be, evencheaper now and when it hits
the country over here.
Joe (31:04):
Yeah, so it might be like
at least well, like 89 or some
shit maybe I don't know whoknows.
Thee Gooch (31:11):
And that's gonna
take time, right?
Yeah, it'll take time, but thething is everybody's wigging out
because the stock market?
Oh, now the fucking democrats?
Now the democrats care aboutthe fucking stock market?
Yeah, but when joe biden wasunder the the administration,
the stock market was tanking.
If people were to go back andfind out where the stock market
(31:31):
was, it's higher now than it waswhen Joe Biden was in office.
But everybody's ignoring that.
Yeah, everybody's ignoring that.
Yeah.
Because it's fucking Trump.
You know, and people need torealize that the stock market it
doesn't fucking go all the wayup all the time.
Joe (31:49):
It's like a roller coaster.
It goes up and down, up anddown, you know, even Bitcoin.
Thee Gooch (31:55):
When the stock
market crashes, it doesn't
affect the inflation here in theUnited States.
The stock market is owned bycorporate america.
All these fuckingmulti-millionaires around the
country, even abroad in theworld they, they're the ones
that control this whole fuckingstock market shit.
(32:17):
All these millionaires andbillionaires are losing fucking
money because of the stockmarket is crashing.
That doesn't affect us AverageAmericans like you and I, joe.
We don't own shit at the stockmarket.
I don't know anybody who ownsany stocks in the stock market,
whether they can be millionairesand billionaires, whatever.
Right, right, right.
And all these fucking people,just because CNN tells you that
(32:41):
the stock market's going tocrash, everybody's wigging out.
Joe (32:45):
Yeah, I can't believe it.
And you know what People think.
It's just because the stockmarket crashes or goes up or
down.
I mean, it's natural, it alwaysgoes up and down, dude,
honestly dude, the stock marketdoesn't mean a fucking thing to
me.
Thee Gooch (33:01):
To me, you average
American doesn't mean shit.
There's no benefit out of Stockmarket doesn't mean a fucking
thing to me.
To me, you average Americandoesn't mean shit.
It's like there's no benefitout of it.
Joe (33:07):
And you know, like I was
mentioning in one of the
comments you know they weretalking about that too they were
mentioning about the stock.
Oh, it's going down.
You know what?
Motherfucker, start buyingright now, buy it right now.
Okay, they're saying, becauseof a Superman movie that's
coming out.
They say, oh, the stock droppedbecause of the because the
(33:28):
superman, the new superman movie, um, it's going down, it's
gonna flop, and all that stuff.
But they put the stock market,the warner brothers discovery,
and it's unstuck and it's alldown.
I told you know what, dude?
Um, even bitcoin doge is afucking going down right now.
All the stocks are going down.
But you know what, motherfucker?
I told him you know what?
Start buying right now, becausewhen that fucking movie hits in
the box office, that shit'sgoing to go up and you're going
to make extra money.
Thee Gooch (33:49):
I don't know.
It's just.
The only people losing moneyright now are the rich people.
Joe (33:54):
Yeah, well, yeah.
Thee Gooch (33:55):
I think I'm not 100%
sure I think 10% of average
Americans like you and I, 10%out of this entire world, owns
something at the stock marketRight and they're not even rich.
Yeah, that's true, you know,it's all these elites, nike,
walmart, fucking all thesecorporate, everything
corporation.
Those are the people that arelosing money.
Joe (34:19):
Even when I work right Like
I have my 401k FedEx.
Thee Gooch (34:20):
Yeah, all that shit,
everybody, all of them, people.
They're the ones that arelosing money Right Now, when the
tariffs start fucking rollingin.
Rolling in because we have 50countries.
50 countries want to do equal,equal tariffs with the United
States zero.
So what Trump's going to do?
He's going to say, okay, we'lldo 0% tariffs on you guys as
(34:50):
well.
That's what he wants, you knowthat's what he wants but if the
people refuse, the countriesrefuse to do zero tariffs or
match tariffs or whatever, thenhe's going to impose higher
tariffs.
Companies are going to come tothe United States and this is
another kicker that nobodyunderstands.
Oh, everybody's, oh, your AppleiPhone is going to be, you know
(35:12):
, $2,300 now, next year, Watch.
Oh, because of the tariffs.
And Well, listen here, youfuckers.
Samsung is moving their companyinto the United States to make
your, your telephone screens,batteries.
Oh, you know what?
80% of iPhone is a Samsungright Right 80% of an iPhone is
(35:35):
part Samsung.
They buy off a Samsung.
Joe (35:39):
Okay, how about the ones
that you know when you're
calling for help, for assistanceand all all that stuff and the
people you call?
Thee Gooch (35:45):
I think they're
going to put a stop to that shit
.
Joe (35:47):
Yeah, they're going to get
those workers and speak the
proper English right, becausewhen I fucking call them I can't
even understand shit, you know.
Thee Gooch (35:55):
And it's a good
thing you brought that shit up,
dude, because I was out of townfor work yesterday, right?
Joe (36:03):
I mean, I couldn't even
understand myself sometimes, you
know.
Thee Gooch (36:06):
I was, yeah,
yesterday, right, and I was
calling the local motels, right,and they were all people from
other countries.
I was like I'm just fuckingdown the street from your motel.
You know how come?
Not a lot.
Well, while one motel told methat, yes, they're open, and I
(36:27):
passed by, it is absolutely nocars there, all right, like what
the fuck is going on?
Why are they?
And then I called holiday innwas one of them, and it's like
holy shit, why are they sendingthese phone calls?
You know?
in other countries.
Joe (36:42):
Yeah, like seriously, like
what the fuck is going on here
yeah, so I'm thinking all thosejobs, all those jobs from all
those jobs from the othercountries are going to come over
here, you know, like theoperators and assistants and all
that shit, and that's the plan,and that's the plan and right
now, and and like I said in thepast podcast, it's not going to
happen over fucking night.
Thee Gooch (37:02):
Yeah, exactly, we're
gonna.
We're gonna see change, butit's gonna be.
It's gonna take at least 8 to12 months before we actually see
the terrorist work and you knowall this other shit taking
effect.
You know it's not gonna happen.
Oh, trump's in office, trump'sin office and he's not give it
some fucking time.
You know, and that's the thingwe we just got done with Four
(37:28):
miserable fucking years Of thisfucking cocksucker that didn't
even do shit for the country,other than, you know, trans
people being okay with teachingKids how to be trans and convert
what the fuck ever?
Yeah, it's just fucking crazythat's crazy, dude.
Joe (37:49):
Um, yeah, just like it's a
disaster, dude, I mean.
I mean they can't get used.
I mean everybody's got used tothe four years of pain, of the
expensive, what's going on lastfour years, right oh just for
they can't deal with it.
One more year, you know.
Yeah, it was like I mean, I'mnot feeling it, you know.
Thee Gooch (38:08):
Inflation is going
down.
I just saw today theinflation's down 1.9%.
Joe (38:13):
Mm-hmm.
Thee Gooch (38:16):
Oh, and then when
the eggs were up there high,
when they were high on price,like, oh well, it was Joe, it
was all the last administration.
It had absolutely nothing to dowith this administration.
No mommies, joe, that's right,but it's just stupid.
Yeah, it's common sense, dude,it's like fuck.
Joe (38:37):
Exactly.
But I mean these are what youcall impatient un, but I mean
these are what you callimpatient unhinged people, dude,
yeah, the protesters.
And plus, you know what, thesepeople that are protesting
outside don't got nothing elseto do.
You know, yeah, they can't finda hobby, like us, what we're
doing right now doing ourpodcast, you know.
Thee Gooch (38:58):
And people don't
believe that Doge has been
around.
Joe (39:02):
Since Obama right Since.
Thee Gooch (39:06):
Obama?
Yeah, people don't believe that.
It's like it's right there.
You know it's like.
Who the fuck are you trying tokid here?
Like what the fuck?
Oh wait, I forgot.
Yeah, it's because Trump'sdoing it.
That's why, oh, elon Musk.
Joe (39:21):
Yeah, yeah, let's destroy
fucking Teslala's, because you
know it's the right thing,because he's a fucking nazi or
whatever the fuck stupid, yeah,and and they were the ones doing
it first, right, yeah, yeah,that's stupid because they're
not even hurting fucking um elonmusk on the damaging the I call
(39:41):
it, no His vehicles and allthat shit.
People scratching, they'rekeying the cars and shit, yeah.
Thee Gooch (39:48):
And a lot of these
fucking losers are getting
caught doing that becausethey're so stupid they don't
know that there's video.
There's like seven videocameras on their cars, yeah, and
they're being recorded, andthen when they're confronted
they deny it.
So why do it?
Fucking?
Joe (40:02):
morons dude.
They're unhinged dude.
They're like yeah, but I wasgoing to say too that about the
Teslas like it doesn't affecthim.
Thee Gooch (40:14):
I want to fucking
buy one dude.
Joe (40:16):
Yeah, but now look at the
way it is Now.
Everybody's all against Teslasand all that shit.
The only thing that bothers meabout Tesla is the drivers.
They don't signal for whenthey're making a left and a
right.
That's all.
That's all that bothers me,dude and you?
Thee Gooch (40:27):
know to be TBH.
To be honest, all of thesefucking whack jobs out there
doing swastikas on Teslas,they're doing it to their own
fucking liberal party becauselet's face it.
All right, let's face itLiberals are the majority of
people that buy these fuckingTeslas because it's saving the
(40:48):
planet.
You know what I'm saying?
Yeah, fucking idiots.
Joe (40:50):
Yeah, oh, and to get back
to what I was going to say about
the people who are protestingright now, that those are the
ones that didn't vote.
I mean, if they were sooutrageous with Trump, how come
they didn't vote him out?
You know, I'm pretty sure someof them are.
Probably they're like paidprotesters too.
(41:11):
From what I heard, they're allpaid protesters.
Yeah, they all came in the bus.
Thee Gooch (41:15):
Yeah, they're all
fucking paid.
Yeah, they're all bussed in.
Yeah, you know every single oneof them.
They're all bussed in.
And this whole free Palestineshit, fuck, that shit.
Still going on Fucking stupid.
Joe (41:32):
I'm telling you, take that
to the I don't know.
Thee Gooch (41:38):
Fucking really
stupid.
Joe (41:40):
Yeah, dude, it's just
ridiculous, it's really
ridiculous.
I mean, and um, I don't know, Idon't know what to say, you
know?
I mean I got a, I got a littleclip you want to see?
Thee Gooch (41:53):
it's really funny
you know, there was a couple of
clips I was supposed to send you.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, there was acouple of clips I was supposed
to send you, but it fucking thisone's really funny dude.
Joe (42:02):
Have you ever seen, uh,
pulp Fiction.
The movie Pulp Fiction.
The movie Pulp Fiction WithSamuel L Jackson and John
Travolta.
Thee Gooch (42:13):
John Travolta.
Joe (42:15):
Okay, here's a clip.
It's a Muppet thing, dude.
It's really fucking funny,hilarious dude.
Alright, hold on, let me see,let me get this shit straight.
Clip (42:22):
What does Marcellus
Wallace look like what?
What country you from?
What ain't no country I everheard of.
They speak English, and what?
What English motherfucker, doyou speak it?
Yes, then you know what I'msaying.
Describe what, describe whatMarcellus Wallace looks like
(42:45):
what?
Say what again?
Say what again.
I dare you, I double dare you,motherfucker, say what one more,
goddamn time.
He's black, go on, he's bald.
Does he look like a bitch?
What Does he look like a bitchThen?
(43:09):
Why are you trying to fuck himlike?
Joe (43:10):
a bitch, then why are you
trying to fucking like a bitch?
Super Pony, you can look him upin TikTok guys.
Super Pony from TikTok reallyawesome that's cool.
Thee Gooch (43:26):
What else is going
on in this fucking world, joseph
?
Joe (43:29):
nothing.
There's a lot going on, dude,but what do you have?
Thee Gooch (43:35):
you come up with the
protesting and you know, oh,
trump just raises every time I,every time I talk about them,
fucking liberals, people, it'sjust my fucking heart rate goes
up what's her?
Joe (43:47):
what's just fired?
Uh, what's her name?
Um someone with the loomer whather?
Fuck, I forgot her name, dude.
Thee Gooch (43:56):
You fired her.
I haven't checked, dude.
I haven't checked.
I forgot her name.
Joe (44:01):
But uh, you fired somebody
in the cabinet and shit.
Hmm, but she's kind ofattractive.
Now they're coming out thatthey're having an affair or
something like that, but I don'tknow, I think it's bullshit.
Oh really, yeah, it's liberal,liberal news and shit.
Thee Gooch (44:20):
Like all these
fucking protests.
What the fuck is that gonna?
What is it?
I mean, what is it gonna do?
Is that, if they're gettingpaid?
I wanna know, so I can fuckingjoin them.
Joe (44:27):
Yeah, it's not getting over
.
I mean, yeah, they're voicingtheir, their protest, you know,
but it's I don't know.
I haven't had time to look intothe protest, you know, but it's
I don't know.
Thee Gooch (44:39):
I haven't had time
to look into the protests, dude,
I just don't know why.
I think it's like hands off,elon Musk, hands off, or some
shit.
Joe (44:51):
I don't know.
Oh, and then the other.
Did you hear about that mistake?
They got that immigrant andthey sent him to El Salvador.
Now they're trying to bring himback, you know.
Thee Gooch (45:00):
Yeah, I heard about
that.
They started trapping El.
Joe (45:03):
Salvador, you know.
I mean, it's like they got him,they arrested him by accident,
they deported him by accident,right?
Oh, really, because he has afamily, a daughter and all this
stuff, because he had tattoos,right, and they arrested him or
something like that, no shitTook him to El Salvador and now
they're fighting him to get overhere, to come, to bring him
back over here, hmm, but theydon't want to bring him back
(45:25):
because still he's an illegal,you know, hmm.
Thee Gooch (45:31):
Yeah, and that's a
lot of things.
But who knows you know, I don'tknow, who knows you know, maybe
he was an ex-criminal.
I don't know, I don't know, Ihaven't looked into it.
I'm sure it happens.
Joe (45:42):
Yeah, probably it was a
mistake or something like that.
But see, everybody's gettingeverything all worked up because
they're taking it wrong.
It's about the criminals, right, yeah right.
It has nothing to do With thefamily, everybody's just taking
it Out of content.
And all this it's just themedia Blowing it out.
Proportion Like the Fox, whatis it?
Cnn and all them, not Fox.
(46:03):
I don't know.
I don't really watch All thatshit, but from what I've been
reading, it's about MSN,whatever, the fucking Rupee, lu,
dupee, dee Doo, shit like that.
But it's all them.
Thee Gooch (46:15):
They're just
exploring it more, giving a bad
rap, you know you know it'spretty cool, is that right here
in the town that I'm in,everybody, everybody fucking
from all over the world, seemsto fucking visit or even pass
through this town I'm in?
I took the boy to grabsomething to eat when I got home
(46:36):
from work and you can hear themtalk.
You know they're talkingSpanish, right, I'm trying to
get it.
It's like, well, it's notMexican Spanish, it's true, it's
fucking Central Americans, man,and they were actually from
Spain, dude.
Joe (46:52):
Oh, no shit.
Thee Gooch (46:53):
Yeah, this is
actually pretty neat the way,
the dialect, how they speakspanish.
I understood every word.
It's just how they spoke it's adifferent accent, yeah like
their spanish, has a europeanaccent you know it's pretty neat
.
Joe (47:05):
Yeah, it's like, uh, they
speak faster, isn't it?
Thee Gooch (47:09):
yeah, they kind of
freak, you know they do speak
faster, um, they say certainthings different like you.
You know, pan to us is bread,right, like a loaf of bread.
Pan pastel, I think, to theSpaniards if I'm not, I may be
wrong.
Pastel to them is bread Like aloaf of bread.
(47:30):
Yeah, it's crazy, dude, it'skind of neat.
Joe (47:38):
That's crazy, that's good,
it's kind of kind of neat.
Yeah, that's crazy, that's goodto know.
It's pretty pretty crazy yeah,dude, it's a.
You know, it's starting to feelfucking hot already.
Thee Gooch (47:47):
Dude, I'm already
fucking sweating, believe it or
not, it's like over 60 degreesover here now over here.
Joe (47:51):
It's already like.
It's like 80 actually in LosAngeles damn.
Thee Gooch (47:55):
I wish it was
fucking 80 over here, 90.
Fucking 100.
Joe (48:00):
Fuck it, gosh dude.
I can't even deal with afucking 100 degrees dude.
Go fuck dude.
Thee Gooch (48:06):
But I don't know, I
love the grandmother.
Joe (48:12):
Are we Joseph?
Well, I got a little clip.
Another little clip if you wantto see it.
Have you heard of the?
How do you?
How could it blah, blah, end itOkay.
For instance, how did the Flashshould have ended?
Have you heard of that littlecomic strip on YouTube?
Flash, yeah, well anyway itcould be.
(48:35):
How could a Superman movieshould have ended Shit like that
?
It's a on YouTube Flash.
Yeah Well, anyway, it could be.
It could be.
How could?
How could a Superman movieshould have ended Shit like that
?
There's a, it's a website yougo, you could look it up on
YouTube.
It's called how could?
How should it end it?
The movie, any movie you watch,you know they try to make it
like you know no shit okay, sosit back.
(49:06):
It's a seven minutes oh, sevenminutes yeah, or six minutes, so
you want to watch it yeah, I'mgonna go pee real quick.
Thee Gooch (49:14):
Okay, here we go,
want to watch it.
Joe (49:15):
Yeah, I'm going to go pee
real quick.
Clip (49:26):
Okay, here we go, saving
babies.
Saving babies Put them on ajourney Got to run real fast and
saving the day.
Ta-da, here are your babiesAgain.
(49:50):
Barry, wait, can you just takea minute?
Oh sorry, bro, of course I havean idea what we have to go back
to.
When we were at the Batcave,what?
Okay?
So in my timeline, theKryptonians released a world
(50:11):
engine out in the ocean andSuperman blew it up, and when he
did so, it created a bunch ofpieces of kryptonite, which is
the only thing that weakensKryptonians, which is why Batman
made it into a sphere andalmost stabbed Superman with it
when the two of them fought eachother.
I fought Superman, yes.
Hmm, well, did I win.
Speaker 5 (50:24):
That's not what's
important.
I bet I won.
You know because I'm Batman.
You actually found out.
Both the Earth mothers arenamed Martha and you stopped
fighting altogether.
Well, that just soundsridiculous.
It was, and a lot of peoplestill argue about it to this day
.
Anyway, my point was we can usethis knowledge the kryptonite,
not the whole Martha thing whenZod attacks Kara can take
(50:46):
Superman's place and destroy theworld engine After she blows it
up, we retrieve some kryptoniteand then we will bring the
kryptonite back in time again,giving us a powerful advantage
against Zod.
Or I could just snap his neck.
Don't do that.
Clip (51:00):
Neck snapping is really
frowned upon, whatever One
question what if this Zod battleis over a fixed point in time?
Like, no matter what we do, wealways lose.
Hmm that just sounds like a dumbmade-up rule to force limits.
Plus, you both die super lamedeaths every time.
If we don't do it this way.
Okay, we both die super lamedeaths every time.
If we don't do it this way.
Okay, fixed points in time arelame.
Sounds good.
Hey, one more thing.
What Can we use my Batmobile atsome point for?
(51:21):
anything Like it's just beensitting there this whole time
and I just thought let's let theold girl do something, you know
, yes, no, we can't.
I mean, we are all faster thanthe Batmobile.
Ridiculous.
Okay, smell you later.
Losers, Daddy's got a secondchance.
I'm about to be in the greatestsuperhero movie of all time.
(51:46):
Okay, so everyone's good withthe plan.
We'll meet here back in timeafter we've got the kryptonite
Ready Bring.
I got him, Aw man.
I really liked the kryptoniteidea.
Well, that was disappointingHooray.
(52:16):
Well, I guess we did it.
Our mom survives.
We saved Earth from Zod.
Ho ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho,ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho,
ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho,ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho,
ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho ho ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho
, ho, ho, ho ho ho, ho, ho, ho,ho, ho, ho.
Sure nobody will miss him,right?
Who's that guy?
(52:38):
Another Batman.
got to turn it all back, butwe just saved the world.
You got rid of my boy.
I have no bro.
It's all a hot mess now.
That's exactly what.
I told him would happen.
Speaking of hot mess, hey thereI'm Batman.
You wanna know my See?
See, it's too weird.
Listen to me.
You gotta change it all backbefore we cross too far into
(52:59):
multiverse territory.
Whoa, oh no, it's too late.
Other universes are collidingin front of very specific
superheroes.
What is going on here Is theworld ending.
I was fighting a spider and nowI'm distracted.
Holy holes in the sky Batman.
Indeed.
And we are here as well.
(53:19):
This is gonna wreck everything,unless you let this all go.
Why does everything look soblurry and low-res?
I'm sure it's all by design.
Yeah, it's called Get this OutBefore Spider-Verse.
More like no Way Home.
How'd that work out by the?
way we didn't make it.
And why was that, perry?
I don't want to talk about it.
Look, I can fix everything.
(53:40):
I'll just go back and try again.
You've had plenty of tries.
Perry, it's over.
We've reached the reset point.
Reset point.
We don't have to do that Look.
I'll just go back and changejust a little bit so my dad
doesn't go to jail.
How's that?
That's only going to send youto the most despised universe.
You've got to let this universego so that another one can be
born, but I feel like I'm justgetting started.
(54:02):
You went straight to themultiverse in your first go.
You don't even have a greenlantern, who Also let's just be
real this universe has had tenyears.
Oh wow, Holy extended amountsof time.
I got Robin and I only gotthree years.
No, it's true.
At least you got more than oneyear.
Yeah, some of us never even gota chance and some of us got a
chance but got totally deleted.
(54:23):
That that sounds so sad it is,but the truth is, most of the
time heroes start out super hotand then, over time, start to
fizzle out.
Even Nolan over there picked ittoo.
Don't bring me into this.
I refuse to acknowledge myexistence in this multiverse.
Bullcrap Me too.
Oh, so just because two Batmandon't want to be here, I should
(54:44):
just let my world die.
It won't die kid.
People always look back on theirheroes fondly.
They do Well, most of us anyway.
You have to do the right thing,barry.
You're collapsing all of theseuniverses just because you won't
let yours go.
Okay, fine, I'll let the resethappen.
I'll set it all back, so thenext universe can begin.
(55:06):
Did it work.
Are we starting over?
Yes and no, oh my gosh, have westill learned nothing?
Don't stop, we never stopstarting over it's over.
Don't stop, we never stopStarting over it's over.
Don't stop, we never stopStarting over Flash.
Don't stop, we never stopStarting over Multi-person.
Joe (55:23):
Don't stop.
You have it Gooch, there you go.
Thee Gooch (55:27):
How the Flash could
have ended the way they made
Batman laugh.
I mean talk.
Joe (55:38):
Yeah, I think this is it
everybody.
I think we're done so.
Before we go.
Thee Gooch (55:43):
The whole trailers
Of the new Superman movie Coming
out.
Dude, it's getting Like.
A lot of people Are like upsetabout it, dude?
Joe (55:49):
That's stupid dude.
They haven't even Seen thewhole movie.
People are Asking questions howcome Superman's Feeling pain?
Okay, right, he got beat upPeople.
Oh, now People are askingquestions.
How come Superman's feelingpain?
Right, he got beat up?
People?
Oh, now you got me worked upalready.
Yeah, you know, because theseare people that they don't even
read comics, dude.
These are people who are justhow do you call it?
(56:10):
Just talking out of their assesand they don't even know what's
going on.
First of all, they didn't knowthat Superman drains his power
Because whatever he fought inhis movie must fight someone
really strength, more powerfulthan him, and he drained all his
power.
It's like when you waste yourbattery on your phone.
You got to charge it.
Well, that's how superman ishis battery?
I mean his Kryptonian cells.
They weren't out, right, theywere out.
(56:32):
So he, he's drained.
He, he can't even fly anymorebecause his powers are gone
because of all that might.
The way I look at it, he didn'thold back on this one.
He fight till the finish and hegot fucking kicked.
They kicked his ass, okay.
Thee Gooch (56:48):
Well, whoever he
fought, fucked him up.
Yeah, yeah.
Joe (56:52):
So he can't fly because
he's worn out, he's drained.
So Krypto comes out and takeshim home.
Because he's worn out, he'sdrained.
So the crypto comes out and,you know, takes him home because
he you know he's strong too.
Right Takes him to the fortressof solitude.
He has these Kryptonian robotswhich are there in the comic too
, the all-star comic.
I don't know if anybody outthere knows the all-star
Superman.
So that's part of the wholething.
(57:13):
Superman had robots ever sincethe beginning of the comics,
right?
Thee Gooch (57:18):
Yeah, right, the
first ones right.
Joe (57:19):
Yeah, so they help him and
every reason, like the way he is
right now, all beat up and allthat shit.
So they put him in a fuckingKryptonian magnifying glass to
give him more strength becausehe can't fly to go to the sun.
Thee Gooch (57:33):
That's what people
don't do don't realize those
magnifying is it's just tomaximize the power of the sun
right to give him strength.
Yeah, I mean the sun is fixinghis broken bone.
Like I said, whoever whoever hefought, you know did something
really bad yeah yeah, and peopleare just just judging it.
Joe (57:51):
And you know what's going
on with the movie, just okay.
All we know that he got fuckedup broken bones, fucked up liver
and all that shit lungs and sothey put the magnifying glass,
which is made of kryptonian,right and so it went to his body
.
They're developing up hiskryptonian cells to solar his
(58:12):
cells, you know.
So now that he's really getting, he's uh, recovering.
I don't know if you see thepart of the trailer.
He flies up to the sun.
He's going, he flies straightup.
So now he could go to the sunand get fully, more energized
and fuller.
Thee Gooch (58:27):
You know, that's how
it goes and correct me if I'm
wrong.
This super, this superman, iscoming out now it's it's like
the 1930s superman, right?
That's why he's wearing his redchonies and no, this is from
what I understood.
Joe (58:40):
You know how, like 1970s
Superman, like Christopher Reeve
, they hear like the 50s music.
Okay.
Okay, every 25 years is aclassic, right, right.
So that's 1970s.
It was the 50s Okay.
Now, what was the what?
The 80s was always the 60s Okay, it was the 50s.
Okay, now, what was the what?
The 80s was always the 60s Okay, they're hearing 60 music.
When you go to the 90s, they'rehearing what Like the 70s music
(59:03):
Okay, now we're in 2000.
They now we're hearing like the80s music, shit like that.
So, pretty sure, in this movieit's going to be nothing but 80s
songs, and so they're going tothat.
You know, like our, like ourdays, like my dad's days, you
know like when superman duringthe 50s and all that shit.
So maybe in the superman movieit's gonna be like oh, he was
(59:24):
born in the 80s or something,that he arrived in the 80s or
some shit like that.
You know things like that.
But these are the people thatare criticizing.
They haven't read the supermancomic book.
And you know, the funnyquestion is oh well, henry
cavall, he didn't do that.
He didn't get no broken ballbecause zack snyder didn't put
in detail.
Yeah right the only batmanfucked him up and he was
(59:44):
bleeding, you know.
And they're saying oh, why ishe bleeding?
And then on the james gunn one,why is he bleeding?
Uh, well, fucking in batmanversus superman, he, batman,
kicked the living shit out ofSuperman.
He was bleeding.
Thee Gooch (59:56):
But I mean, the only
way they can defeat Superman is
because of kryptonite.
Joe (01:00:00):
Yeah, right, but in the
history of comics Superman never
dies on kryptonite Right.
And to get the record straight,like they said, the death of
Superman, superman didn't die.
He was in a Kryptonian coma,that's it.
Thee Gooch (01:00:14):
It's like when I had
that comic book uh, Spider-Man
versus superman.
Yeah, Spider-Man in the comicbook beats the shit out of
superman only because he hadkryptonite yeah, yeah, but
wasn't it?
Joe (01:00:26):
Lex Luthor was all this
time with lex Luthor, wasn't it?
Thee Gooch (01:00:28):
no, it's, it's.
Uh, it was Spider-Man he likes.
Joe (01:00:31):
I think Lex Luthor gave
Spider-Man oh okay, oh shit, I
didn't know that.
Yeah, so these are trolls andyou know what?
And I looked at Everyone thathad those laughing emojis.
Yeah, and when Every profile,the ones that are Laughing
emojis Doesn't even mean Fuckingfans of Superman or fucking Gun
, or most of them Are likeMarvel fans, most of them Are
(01:00:55):
anime, anime fucking fans likeDragon Ball Z and all that shit,
and some are just fuckingknuckleheads, dude.
Thee Gooch (01:01:01):
Did you say grab my
balls please?
Joe (01:01:05):
Yeah, I did.
Yeah, dude, it's just bullshit.
At the end of the day, dude,they're going to put their foot
in their mouth and they're goingto fucking.
Once this movie comes out,they're going to hear a word of
mouth oh, it was fucking goodand awesome, it was badass.
Those motherfuckers are talkingshit.
They're going to be going thereout of curiosity and they're
(01:01:26):
going to say, oh fuck, it wasbadass.
Or they're going to take theirpride.
They're going to swallow theirpride and say, oh, I'm not going
to watch it on stream.
You fucking cheap asses aregoing to watch it on stream.
Thee Gooch (01:01:37):
It's like that Snow
White movie.
Joe (01:01:39):
Oh yeah.
That one fucking tanked hard,dude, and Disney just mentioned
that they're going to reboot it.
They're going to reboot itagain and they're thinking
getting Jenny Ortega, but Idon't know if that's just a
rumor or not.
Oh really, yeah.
Thee Gooch (01:01:59):
From what I heard
and read, they're going to
reboot Snow White again, isn'tit white?
Snow White is white, she'swhite.
Joe (01:02:03):
Blue.
Thee Gooch (01:02:03):
Eyes 2, right, let's
do a reboot of the movie the
Doors and let's just get fuckingPuff Diddy to be Jim Morrison.
Joe (01:02:14):
Makes no fucking sense.
Well, rest in peace with Valkelmer, right because?
Thee Gooch (01:02:18):
he did a great
fucking Morrison although that
movie the doors.
But you know, when you read thebook about autobiography from
the drummer john Densmore, whenyou read the book, you know he
says it in the book himself thatmovie was great, you know.
It's just they exaggerated on alot of parts.
Yeah, I mean concerts and shit.
Joe (01:02:36):
Yeah, on the movie, right?
Yeah, I'm a movie, yeah, and Imean it's.
It's always been like that,dude.
Uh, when they make a movie,they always add more to it,
which?
Thee Gooch (01:02:46):
to make it never
happen, right?
Joe (01:02:48):
yeah, to make it
interesting yeah, so yeah,
that's what got me today aboutthe Superman.
All that bullshit.
Some of them don't evenunderstood it.
Why is he hurting and all thatshit?
Because he fucking broke bonesand he plus, he drained out his
power.
Dude, it's like Wolverine andDeadpool when they fucking, they
chop their heads.
It hurts them, dude, eventhough they have power.
(01:03:09):
You know they heal when they,when they have power, you know
it hurts them.
You know shit like that.
Fucking knuckleheads.
All right, guys, I power.
You know it hurts them.
You know shit like that.
Fucking knuckleheads.
All right, guys.
I think this is it.
You know, for my rant aboutthat.
Don't even get me started,because I will do this solo
again and, um, I will fucking.
You know I did.
I debate these numbskulls inthe, in the commission, with the
(01:03:32):
Facebook chat, and you know,like you, the fucking comment
sections and all that shit.
But yeah, ridiculous dude.
But okay, guys, this is iteverybody.
I want to say thank you foreverybody that is tuning in
listening.
I want to thank all thelisteners around the world,
especially like in the UK,Europe and all that stuff, and
China, Africa.
(01:03:53):
Thank you very much, very, verymuch the Gooch, and I really
appreciate it.
And um, any last words for you,final words for you, Gooch.
Thee Gooch (01:04:03):
Um, stay safe out
there.
Please do your research, findout what's really going on.
Turn off your fucking TV.
Yeah, exactly, stop listeningto the liberal democratic Owned
fucking media.
Joe (01:04:16):
Yeah, there you go and do
your research before you talk,
because that's how it goes.
Don't read the pictures, readthe book.
No shit, don't read thepictures, don't read the fucking
headlines, actually go into it,right right, because there's a
lot of people that judge thepictures.
Oh, they read the picture.
Oh, that's how it happened.
Oh, I read the pictures.
Oh, that's what happened, oh Icould speculate.
(01:04:37):
Yeah, and they still won'tbelieve it.
Yeah, they still won't believeit.
And then the next week,everybody, I'm going to start
using my Elvis mic.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Well.
All right guys.
That's it everybody.
(01:04:59):
Thank you for joining in, thankyou for your downloads,
everybody, see you next week.
My name is Joe.
This is Thee Talkers PodcastUnscripted and the Gooch.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, allright guys.
Like I said, stay safe outthere.
See you long, see you long,long, long.
Yeah, yeah, all right guys, allI can say is stay safe out
(01:05:19):
there, see you long, see youlong, long, long.
Bye, everybody.
Thank you, Los Angeles,California, stay cool.
All right, all I can say is bye, bye, bye, nice.