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Joe (00:23):
What's up everybody.
What's up, what's up, what's upeverybody.
This is Thee Talkers Podcast,Unscripted.
My name is Joe and we have TheeGooch.
Hello everybody hello, hello,hello.
Do I sound like an old man?
Gooch, Gooch, Goochie, can youhear me?
(00:45):
I can hear you a little bit.
Do I sound like an old man?
Gucci, Gucci, Gucci?
Can you hear me?
I can hear you a little bit.
Hey, now you good yeah, I'mgood how you been, how you been
Pretty good Decided to take aday off today.
Oh, a day off.
Yeah, I got so much shit to do.
What about you.
Thee Gooch and Joe (01:03):
You didn't
work today.
Joe (01:05):
Day off.
Day off Gooch.
Oh shit yeah, nice, nice.
Very nice, very nice, very niceyeah.
Thee Gooch and Joe (01:22):
Go ahead, go
ahead.
Joe (01:24):
Before we start the show, I
just want to let everybody know
that yesterday we had a badaudio connection yesterday so we
had to redo episode 86.
Just let everybody know.
So we deleted yesterday episode86 yesterday.
So due to technicaldifficulties on the audio, I
(01:45):
hope it goes right today.
Can you hear me right, gooch?
Yes, I can hear you loud andclear and you know what?
I think I hear you a little bitlower now.
Oh really, yeah, but how'severything go?
Good?
Good, just hanging out, justwaiting for that moment where I
(02:06):
get to sell the house and livelike a king?
I guess I don't know, yeah.
So yeah, we had a badconnection yesterday with our
audio.
Yesterday I think it was my micor something dude.
I don't know what's going on.
I don't know.
Ever since they did the firmware, the update on my phone
firmware, everything kind of gotmixed up.
(02:29):
The the other systems justturned different all of a sudden
and so I had to like figure itout what's going on.
So I tried it yesterday.
I was figuring out what theanswer was and, um, I guess, um,
it was one of my littlethingies right here that I
gotten fucking try to go alittle higher and lower Stuff
like that.
Yeah, I kind of hate when theydo that with the software's.
(02:50):
I guess you know they have todo it just so they can change
shit up.
But when they change shit upthey really change shit up, you
know.
Yeah, it's kind of crazy.
Because they do it too, becauseof the bugs and all that stuff.
They erase all the virusesbefore.
You know things like that.
It's like they updated theSamsung software update right,
they changed the whole shit.
Everything's changed Like it'sfucking way different, dude.
(03:14):
Holy fuck, who can get used tothis shit?
Yeah, I know, it's like everytwo months they do it.
You know, but you know what?
It was a good show yesterday,dude, because it was May 4th.
You know, but you know what?
Um, it was a good showyesterday, dude, because it was
may 4th.
You know, may may 4th, um, maythe 4th be with you yesterday
yeah and it was a good show,dude, we did it good and all
that stuff, but my fucking audiowas fucking up already.
(03:36):
So you know that's fucked up,you know?
Yeah, it was a good show.
Yeah, and I bet you werewaiting to use that may 4th to
be with you or whatever forfucking days now, right, yeah,
may the 4th, be with you foryesterday you know, I hope the
4th was with you yesterday.
Yeah, it sure was with me, butI had a headache, oh man.
Thee Gooch and Joe (03:58):
And happy.
Joe (03:59):
Cinco de Mayo.
Everyone, happy Cinco de Mayo.
Today is Cinco de Mayo, so youknow, party easy, party
responsible.
You know Party easy, swallowhard, right Joe, drink
responsible and shit.
Thee Gooch and Joe (04:16):
And a lot of
people have a misconception
about Cinco de Mayo.
Cinco de Mayo is actually whenthe Mexicans Mexico kicked out
the French and won the battlewith the French.
A lot of people think it's theMexican Independence Day.
It's not Mexico's IndependenceDay.
It's when they defeated theFrench.
Huh yes, I thought it was theSpaniards.
(04:37):
No.
Joe (04:38):
No.
Thee Gooch and Joe (04:40):
It was after
that time.
Joe (04:42):
You know, I got a fail in
history.
It's okay.
I failed in life, life, sowe're all good.
But um, yeah, dude, uh, it wasa good episode yesterday, dude,
we had to.
We had to restart over again,so it sucks and I'm sorry about
that Gooch for my and there wasno way.
There's no way you can save it,like make your audio louder or
(05:05):
there's no way.
Well I did it it's cause when Iheard it excuse me um yesterday,
when I heard it.
I was really low dude if Iwould've edited it on on the
audacity it would've like youcould tell the difference.
It would've been going up anddown oh, okay, it would have.
Like you could tell thedifference.
It would have been going up anddown, oh okay, you know what
(05:25):
I'm saying.
It wouldn't sound right.
You could the last episode Iedited.
You could tell the differencehow I was editing it.
I was doing the compressor ToTo Increase my, my volume up,
because you sounded higher and Isounded too low.
So I tried to Compress my, myvoice Higher, but no.
So I try to compress my voicehigher, but yesterday was like
(05:49):
really low and if I would do ithigher you could hear the
background like going Right.
You know what I'm saying.
So it would have been bad.
It was like the whole episodeyesterday where we did yesterday
I was really low, that sucks,yeah.
So it was not going to be good.
(06:10):
If I would have put it on thebus sprout Right, it wouldn't
sound good, trust me.
It was bad If I was going tosay I was going to try to fix it
.
But I tried to fix it yesterdaywith the audacity and I gave it
a shot, trying to increase myvoice, but you could hear the
background um, when I'm talking,you go no shit, that sucks.
(06:34):
But other than that, it was um,it was good, um, it was a good,
it was a good episode, dude, Ireally loved it.
I enjoyed it.
But it's just, I was too low tothe mic, I don't know.
So I don't know.
So let's try to, let's try tobe creative for this show.
Yeah, let me see.
Let me see, because if we tryto recreate yesterday's show,
(06:57):
it's not gonna work.
You don't think so?
Thee Gooch and Joe (06:59):
no, well,
but what do we?
Joe (07:00):
got well?
Uh, before before I start theshow, while we start the show, I
just want to thank all thelisteners that are listening and
tuning in and thank all of themthat give us the downloads,
because if it wasn't for them, Idon't think we'll be where we
are right now for three years'anniversaries on July 27th.
You know, if it wasn't for them, you know.
(07:21):
Thank you, guys out there.
Thank you know, thank you guysout there, thank you, thank you,
thank you thank you, thank you,thank you, thank you, and um,
yeah, so yeah, and now, justbefore um, we start again, um,
season three.
Now you gotta subscribe forseason three of july 27 2025.
Um, it'll be three dollars amonth.
(07:43):
You will give you a shout outand you could cancel anytime,
and season one and two willremain free.
It will remain free for youguys out there, for all you
beginner listeners, you know.
So there we go.
I'm done get to know us thelast two years.
Oh, and before you guys startthe beginning of the season one,
(08:07):
it's going to be a little roughbecause we were barely
beginning.
I was still learning the mixerand I'm still learning the
fucking mixer.
Thee Gooch and Joe (08:14):
Yeah, I was
going to say that it's still
giving me problems.
Joe (08:17):
Yeah, I was going to say
that You're still learning.
Yeah yeah, With those ETfingers of yours, it's because
the firmware they always updateshit, dude.
And like they fucked up myaudio because the beginning of
the before that, they changedeverything.
The audio was sounding great,Great, you know.
Until then you know that's whenit happened.
Yeah, and then I was testingthe audio yesterday.
(08:40):
My fucking voice is like reallygetting laryngitis already
because I was just fuckingtrying to like test it out and
shit by myself.
It's probably from all thesinging, the performances
singing when we were kidsProbably Shake your tushy, yeah.
So again I want to try to, youknow, sway away from the politic
(09:05):
talks here on the show, but itjust seems like every time we
say that, something new comes up.
Yeah, Like you know, it's justfucking amazing the separation
in this world between liberaland Democrat, you know, and
Republican and liberals orwhatever the fuck.
Now Canada is fucking.
(09:25):
Now, canada is some deep shit,because all they did they voted
for it was a minority vote.
For what's his name?
Carney, mark Carney, whateverthe fuck his name is.
Well, he's a new prime minister, and all they did there was
they just extended JustinTrudeau's ideology.
So it's just justin trudeau 2.0is what's going on in canada
(09:49):
right now, and right off thefucking bat, this fucking
liberal, this democrat, rightoff the bat, he wants to take
away window tint from thecitizens.
He wants to take away uh, youknow, people are free to lift
their trucks and drive talltrucks oh yeah, I just heard
(10:09):
about that one too.
That video I sent you.
It's on that he wants to getrid of.
He's going to get rid of thatand any car that was made before
2000 is going away.
They're going to be banned inCanada starting June 1st.
That's how quick these 2000 isgoing away.
They're going to be banned inCanada starting starting June
1st.
So quickly, that's how quickthese fucking dictators want to
(10:30):
dictate on how citizens get tolive.
And all of this is in the nameof climate change.
All of this is in the name ofclimate change.
Supposedly, he got rid of theemission tax, carbon tax or
whatever the fuck, whatever thefuck that's called.
But what he did, yeah, he gotrid of, um, the emission tax,
carbon tax or whatever the fuckis, whatever the fuck that's
called.
But what he did, yeah, he gotrid of it.
But he, he enforced it ontocompanies, where the companies
(10:53):
are going to charge the citizens.
So, either way, the citizens ofcanada are fucked.
It's just like what.
Canada is just one big country,like california, just so.
Just imagine california.
How california is, that's theentire, except for with the
exception and I know albertahears those ex for the exception
of alberta canada, that thatplace, alberta canada, is mostly
(11:18):
conservative.
They want nothing to do with therest of Canada they say yeah,
you want to play it go ahead andplay it yeah okay, here's the
clip.
What's his name?
Clip (11:28):
again, I think his name is
mark carney effective June the
1st, all vehicles manufacturedbefore 2000 will be gradually
phased off Canadian roads due tosafety and emission standards.
Non-compliant window tents,including rear windows, are now
prohibited.
Drivers will have a 14-daygrace period to install approved
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replacements.
Lifts and or levels on trucksmust be taken off For not only
the owner's safety but for thepeople around.
It doesn't make sense to have atruck jacked in the air.
These will be taken veryseriously.
This is what Canada voted for.
This is all liberal ideology,everything.
(12:10):
Just so, like I said, dude,imagine California, the entire
state of Canada.
That's California.
That's exactly what Californiais, dude.
Just a different shape.
And the fucked up part is thatthis fucking prime minister is
not even a fucking citizen.
Well, he may be now, but he'snot.
(12:31):
He wasn't even born in fuckingCanada.
Was he born Ireland, I think?
Scottish, I think, I'm not sure.
Here's another one.
On Tuesday I had a veryconstructive call with President
.
I think I'm not sure.
Here's another one On Tuesday,I had a very constructive call
with President Trump and weagreed to meet next Tuesday in
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Washington.
Our focus will be on bothimmediate trade pressures and
the broader future economic andsecurity relationship between
our two sovereign nations.
My government will fight to getthe best deal for Canada.
We will take all the timenecessary, but not more, in
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order to do so.
In parallel, we will strengthenour relationships with reliable
trading partners and allies.
Canada has what the world needsand we uphold the values the
world respects.
Thee Gooch (13:29):
Wow, see this guy.
He has a meeting with Trumptomorrow, right, yeah, I heard,
and you can tell on his face youcan see his wife.
Oh, you can do this baby.
You're going to go in there,guns blazing, you put your foot
down.
You're going to go in there,guns blazing and you put your
foot down.
It's not going to work.
It's not going to work.
I bet you he's going to leavethe fucking White House with
(13:52):
equal or less trades than theUnited States.
The whole tariff shit.
They're either going to beequal or no trades between both
countries or no tariffs betweenboth countries.
Mark my words, because thesefucking liberals think that
they're gonna bully Trump.
People need to understand that.
Donald trump and again, itdoesn't make me a supporter, but
(14:15):
it doesn't make me stupideither, you know what I'm saying
people need to understand thatDonald Trump has a group of the
finest attorneys that anybodycan fucking imagine that, that
are fucking, you know wise on aconstitution and the laws, and
they know it like the back oftheir hand.
Donald trump is a hundred stepsahead of every single fucking
(14:37):
politician in the world, dude,yeah, that's crazy you know what
?
mean, you know what it gets methe most dude?
That everybody's still at thatmindset, that he's a criminal
too, and shit.
But if that was the case, Imean he wouldn't be president
today, wouldn't that?
Thee Gooch and Joe (14:55):
be a fact.
I mean he could still bepresident, even if he's a felon
as a felon.
But all of that's going to beexpunged, dude, because what the
media doesn't tell you is thatthat 450 million dollars that he
was supposed to pay, he got allthat fucking money back.
And the convictions of you know, the 34 convictions of being a
felon all of that the judgealready said is all freaking,
(15:17):
it's all frivolous.
So all of that's going to bewiped out.
The only thing is the mediawon't tell you that.
They won't tell you becauseit's liberal owned.
Yeah, you know the whole likethe Fox, and what is it?
Thee Gooch (15:32):
Who else is owned by
?
Thee Gooch and Joe (15:33):
them, even
Fox.
Even Fox is the same way.
Fox is a bias of media CNN,msnbc, nbc, abc, cbs, all those
fucking media, all the platformslike that dude, every single
one of them.
They won't tell you the fuckingtruth.
You know, you have to go, yougot to go incognito or
underground to find out thetruth of what's going on in the
(15:55):
court system, or else you won'tbe told.
And they want to keep it thatway because there's a lot of
people out there that are weakminded and that will believe the
bullshit that comes out of themedia and they go with it.
Yeah, just look at, like theimmigration, everybody calls
Donald Trump a racist.
Meanwhile, he's what?
He's?
Lower than Bill Clinton ondeporting immigrants.
(16:18):
He's lower than George Bushdeporting immigrants and most
definitely lower than Obama indeporting uh uh immigrants and
most definitely lower than obamain deporting immigrants.
But you know, but all of thatdoesn't matter, because it's
donald trump.
Everybody hates the orange manbecause it's donald trump.
That's it, that's.
they just hate him because ofthat because he's blunt yeah,
(16:38):
because he's straight out andall this stuff yeah, he's blunt
yeah, you know, he's outspoken.
We need that.
We don't need a.
We don't need reporters likewhen they would interview uh,
fucking, what's that scumbag'sname?
Joe biden.
We don't need reporters askinga president what, what is his
(16:58):
favorite fucking ice cream toeat?
What is his favorite color?
What is?
Uh, you know, that's the kindof fucking questions they ask
joe biden.
Yeah, yeah, and you can see itwhen they, when they and when
they interview, like people likedonald trump, they give them
hard questions and they try tofucking grill them they try yeah
, they try not make them like,uh like, if you can't answer a
(17:22):
question, it's like somethinglike me when I'm at work, dude.
When they ask me a question, youknow I could answer it, but it
comes out the wrong way, right?
You know what I'm saying.
I just got to explain it theway how I do it at work.
But it's hard, dude, I mean,you know it, but it's easy to do
it than fucking answering it.
You know what I'm saying.
(17:49):
It sounds good in your head,but until you open your mouth,
right, and all you hear is thatwhat the fuck are you talking
about, man?
Thee Gooch (17:52):
or joe, you know
that's.
Thee Gooch and Joe (17:53):
I'm being
serious, I mean.
Yeah, I mean he probably knowshow to do the job.
You know he's out there, butbut answering it's like terrible
, you know, it's like it's likeevery president has advisors.
Every single president has anadvisor to advise them on what
to do or how to do it, or youknow.
You know what I mean.
Like advise them doesn'tnecessarily mean he has to do it
.
Yeah, you know, it's just anadvice, that you know.
(18:15):
So Donald Trump has that too,and and people are totally
against that like what the fuck?
Like what do they want?
It's just Obama separated thiscountry right in half and
everybody loves him for somefucking reason.
I think he's junk.
He did nothing good.
He talked good talk, but hedidn't do shit.
(18:36):
She didn't.
He didn't do shit.
Good, yeah, and um, yeah,that's crazy, dude.
I mean, is it like, uh, what'sall they hate?
You know?
Like, yeah, I mean, I don'tknow, it's fucking weird dude.
This is like uh, like all theseprotesters, dude, they're like,
uh, they're just making noise.
(18:58):
They want America to be great,but you guys are right here,
just making noise and just notdoing any making America great.
You're just not at work, youknow.
You know I forgot to mentionyesterday and I I get I could.
I could mention it now.
I don't know if I did mentionit, I don't know.
And here's the hypocrisy of thiswhole protesting with mexico
(19:19):
okay, viva mexico, and all thisother shit, right, uh-huh, and
China to avoid tariffs to theUnited States I think it's
called ceramic tile or some shitlike that in Mexico.
China opened a big factory inMexico, okay, and the conditions
(19:41):
were that the Mexicans, theMexicanos, were supposed to be
working in that factory.
Right, that was the onlycondition that Mexico gave China
.
You could open your factoryhere and ship to the US with
lower tariffs, but Mexicans aregoing to work here, period.
You know what they did a coupleweeks ago?
(20:02):
They fired 400 Mexicans andthey brought over 400 Chinese
men to work in that factory forcheaper labor, for cheaper labor
.
And nobody talks about it.
Nobody talks about it, oh mygosh, nobody talks about it.
And that's the shit that reallyfucking drives me up the wall,
because they're over herefucking protesting there's no
(20:24):
protest in Mexico about thisagainst China.
Nobody's boycotting China, oh,but it's okay to eliminate 400
jobs for the Mexicans and thenthey bring cheaper labor from
China so they can build thesetiles in Mexico.
You know, nobody talks about it.
Mom's, the fucking word.
That's how liberals work, ifit's not for America.
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If it's not against America,then you're.
You know, they won't fucking,they won't.
They won't fuck, they'll go tosleep.
But if it's against.
America.
They'll fucking cause havoc.
It's all paid protesters, dude,I mean come on oh.
I 100% agree on that shit.
It's all paid protesters, dude.
(21:09):
And the writing's on the wallyou can tell because yeah
exactly Because you know what Ithink, I'll be out there right
now.
If I'm, if I'm in that realactivist mode like I want to
protest, I'll be out there rightnow, but I'm not gonna be out
there for nothing.
You know, I think, I think they,I think they pay you 120 a day
(21:32):
if you protest and they add moremoney to your check, uh-huh, uh
, when you go and protest.
If you do something else Idon't know what it is exactly
I'm not involved, I don't, Idon't get with it, uh, because
it's all bullshit.
Yeah, um, yeah, I forget whatit is, but yeah, it's like, uh,
it's like comments, I mean, it'slike common sense, dude, it's,
(21:54):
it has to be paid protesters,dude.
Because it has to be why you whyyou want to go out of your way,
going all the way over thereand fucking do all of this madre
and shit, like that, you know,like why do you want to do all?
That and you could just fuckingjust go to work and mind your
own business, because if thatwas the case, um everybody would
have gone there.
They're not true activists,they're not true protesters,
because they're not, not,they're not, they're not doing
(22:15):
it on their own.
They're doing it with, forthey're not true activists.
They're not true protesters,because they're not doing it on
their own.
They're doing it for money.
They're actors.
And also, what's going to pickup on June 1st is that when they
put a freeze on the studentloans in 2020, they put a freeze
(22:38):
on the what's it called theloans student loans.
In 2020, they put a freeze onstudent loans because of
coronavirus.
Yeah, so now Trump is going tohave everybody start paying into
their loans.
Oh shit, June 1st I think itwas June 1st, Maybe I may be
wrong.
Now everybody has a fuckingproblem with that.
Everybody's complaining aboutthat because if they don't pay,
they're going to garbage theirwages, they're going to garnish.
You know, whatever the pay,whatever.
(23:01):
Yeah.
They're going to startgarnishing their, their wages
and shit.
Now they're complaining.
You know well, we got to paythe loan back.
Yeah, it's a fucking loan.
Yeah, you got to pay it back.
Imagine what's ringingSomething's ringing.
(23:21):
Something's ringing in my house.
It is Maybe in my head.
The bell's in my head Damn.
So yeah, dude, that's crazy.
Dude, it's like really crazy.
I mean, I don't know, man, it'sweird.
All right, so what else isgoing on there, joe?
(23:41):
So?
glow Let your hair grow.
Joe (23:45):
Look at it.
I just barely.
I don't know if you notice myshirt.
Thee Gooch (23:48):
Yeah, oh, you used
to Sweetwater, yeah.
Joe (23:52):
That was the one you were
wearing yesterday.
No, yeah, yeah, so.
Thee Gooch and Joe (23:55):
Rerun.
Joe (23:56):
Huh, rerun, rerun from
yesterday, but it's the products
I buy, so they soundinstruments like guitars.
You know, that's the amplifiers.
It's where I buy my products at, like my microphones and my
mixer and all that stuff.
So I want to give them a shoutout.
Thank you, Sweetwater, for beingthere.
(24:19):
They're really good dude, so Irecommend them to order from
Sweetwater, something like that.
Thee Gooch and Joe (24:24):
I like the
shirt because it has the sect of
Unidyne.
It's a badass shirt dude, Ilike the microphone that I have
right now, you know.
So yeah, so.
Oh, and also about this.
What'd you get?
The?
Micro Wireless.
Mini, yeah, yeah, Pretty good.
(24:45):
That shit sounded good lasttime when you tried it, when I
tried it.
Yeah, yeah, the only downfall is.
It doesn't work on the earbuds.
That's the only downfall.
That's the only flaw.
I'm sure you can figure it out,dude.
Yeah, I mean, I got in contactwith uh road um assistants and
(25:05):
they told me that they're gonnasend a message to australia
because that's what they makethem at right and the assembly
line or whatever it is sothey're gonna give me the heads
up maybe it's gonna be in thefirmware or whatever.
they're gonna add it to theupdates or whatever it is.
So they're going to give me theheads up.
Maybe it's going to be in afirmware or whatever they're
going to add it to updates orwhatever it's going to be.
Yeah, but my next one, my nextmicrophone, is the one I bought
(25:27):
you, the one you have right nowyou want this one back?
Huh, you want this one back?
No, I'm going to buy anotherone.
I still got the box, yeah.
What do you want to sell it?
What do you want to give it tome for?
Oh, no, if you need one, no, Ijust, I'm just gonna buy a.
Buy me one, send me that one,send me that one, the one you
heard there yeah, I'll send youthis one, nah, but uh, why you
(25:54):
like this one?
or, yeah, I'll think about, I'llthink about getting one of
those.
It's not.
I mean it's not a bad price, Imean it's only $200.
The only one that's a lot is,uh, the super 55, uh, the blue
one.
It's called like 250.
It's only the only body theonly difference is is because it
has a switch on this one,that's all right, and it's this
(26:16):
one's just black, they'll filterinside.
Hey, do you still have that clipthat we paid?
Played yesterday with that thatguy?
Uh, my two cents, oh yeah, yeahyeah no, because I want to get
some guests on the show.
I think he'd be a good one.
He'd be funny yeah, yeah yeah,he's a good guy.
Uh, what's his name?
Oscar, his name is Oscar, right,yeah, yeah.
Joe (26:38):
You can find him in TikTok.
So his TikTok is what is itTwoCents?
Is it TwoCents or MyTwoCents?
It's R2Cents, r2cents.
Yeah, check it out.
Watch.
He's pretty good dude.
I like him.
He makes me laugh, dude,because he really nails it and
shit.
He's all yelling and shit, yeah.
So I want to get to that pointtoo.
(26:59):
You know we'll get a seasonthree, yeah, you know.
So see what happens.
Here's RT Sense.
His name is Oscar.
Check him out.
He's a new tool, follow him,give him some follows and all
that stuff, and here we go somefollows and all that stuff, and
here we go.
Clip (27:16):
Virus.
No, we have another case ofside.
Another person killed himself.
You know what these people thataccuse other people of
committing heinous crimes, justyou know, surprisingly, they
just kill themselves,surprisingly, surprisingly, they
kill themselves.
They can't handle the pressureof the allegations that they
make.
Virginia Guffey has died ofside.
(27:40):
She accused Epstein.
Epstein air quotes died of sideyes, the accuser died of side
we said six times yeah, because,yeah, because it's suspicious
and you know what, who's notbeing absurd?
that person back there and she'salso in jail for the same thing
(28:03):
that epstein was in jail and,surprisingly, she hasn't herself
.
That's a spit I never.
Thee Gooch and Joe (28:11):
I never
thought about that, dude, you
know.
I never thought about how.
It's true what he's saying.
Yeah, like that, that thatchick got Godfrey, that that was
uh, uh, accusing.
I think his name is princealbert, oh yeah, yeah, you know.
And and I bet they were gonnago into another fucking court
magically she fucking killedherself.
(28:32):
No shit, you know, Epsteinkilled himself, supposedly.
I think that motherfucker'sstill alive.
Oh yeah, they said they'resaying that he's in Saudi Arabia
right now, dude partying, andshit.
They said they have some photosof him.
You know, you know what I'msaying.
(28:54):
There's a technicaldifficulties On my fucking hand
over here.
Oh yeah, what happened?
I don't know, whatever it is, Ijust don't want to break my
laptop.
Okay, yeah, I'm going to thesame thing With my laptop too.
The battery starts to die, eventhough it's charging, you know?
Oh, yeah, so Epstein, you thinkEpstein's in saudi arabia?
(29:18):
Yeah, that's what they said.
They have videos of him fuckingdancing and shit.
Really, I wouldn't put it pastthese fucking people, dude.
And that one shit.
What's her name?
Galene maxwell, galene maxwell,she.
So you know?
How is she still alive?
It's true, how is she?
How, why, how come she hasn'tcommitted suicide?
(29:38):
That's crazy, dude.
I mean not that I want her to,don't get me wrong, but yeah,
you know, think about it, and,and, and I, and also the new
prime minister for Canada, thiscarney mark carney, right, he
was in Epstein's Island.
Oh, him too.
Oh, you, betcha Damn, and youknow everybody.
(30:01):
Oh, trump was on the island too.
Trump was on there.
No, he wasn't, he was on theplane.
Sure, he was on the airplane.
I think they documented him onthe airplane seven times, I
think, documented on the planebecause Trump needed a plane.
That's what they do, that'swhat these rich folks do.
It's like hey, joe, you want toborrow my plane?
Fuck it.
(30:21):
You want to go to fuckingAfrica?
Take my plane, joe, take myplane.
Yeah, no shit, I'll pay for thegas, I'll pay for the fuel.
That's what rich people do,right, right, yeah, but this guy
, carney Carney, he's been onthe fucking island.
Oh shit, yep.
So these are all likepedophiles too.
Huh, it's all one big circle,jerk, all of it.
(30:46):
And the fucking Democrats areleading the way.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
And a lot of.
Joe (30:52):
Oh go ahead, they're trying
to.
They passed that law inCalifornia.
Oh go ahead, they were tryingto, they passed that law in
California?
Oh yeah 16 years old and younger17 and younger.
They passed a law that you knownot to stricken the law real
hard for that sex traffickingand all that shit.
Right, they didn't pass it.
(31:14):
They rejected it.
Oh, they rejected it.
Yeah, and the Democrats are theones responsible for that
Almost all the Democrats inCalifornia that voted for that
legislator.
They rejected it.
Don't you think that God, theHoly Spirit, is shining on the
light, opening the true colorsautomatically, and everybody's
(31:37):
seeing it, but they still don'tget it and they still don't
believe it, right?
Thee Gooch and Joe (31:40):
They still
don't believe it.
It's funny how it works.
Thee Gooch (31:44):
Yeah, if it's for
kids, you back it 100%, no
matter what, no matter whatquestions they ask nothing, you
back it 100%.
Right, that's true, that'sfucking crazy dude.
And the democrats are all forit.
Huh, democrats are all for it.
And it's not to say thatrepublicans aren't involved.
You know it's not to say thatthey're all involved they're all
(32:07):
involved, all of them all likethe dirty ones, right?
Well, because there's alwaysone dirty, one dirty person, you
know it's like, it's like it'sa good example.
This is a perfect example.
These fucking dirty politicianswill lie to you in your face
and I remember and this happenedin our lifetime where bill
clinton told you, told us onnational television I did not
(32:33):
have sex with that woman, missLewinsky, when he had sex with
her in the Oval Office, givinghim blowjobs in the Oval Office
in the White House, and nobodydid anything about it.
Actually they were applaudinghim and shit, actually they were
(32:53):
.
If I was around I probablywould have pat him on the back.
Good for you, I think she looksbetter today than when she did
then.
You know, that's just myopinion.
Thee Gooch and Joe (33:03):
But nobody
did anything about it, dude,
nobody did shit.
Joe (33:07):
Yeah, nobody did shit about
it.
Yeah, you know how to pick themtoo.
You know, that's true, dude.
They didn't do shit.
They didn't do shit.
They didn't even protest thatshit, they didn't.
Did they impeach him?
They did they try to impeachhim for that shit too.
They tried, and I think theydid, but not a hundred percent,
and they impeached him.
But he should have beenarrested.
He should have been fuckingthrown in prison.
(33:30):
Um, and everybody wants to beup donald trump's ass because
he's a rapist.
Oh, he's this, listen, the girlthat was accusing him when it
was a civil matter that he lostthat.
The girl convinced thesefucking people that she didn't
even remember what dress she waswearing, and when she did
(33:53):
remember something, it wasn'teven around at the time when she
allegedly got raped.
You know all kinds of you know,but again, it's Donald Trump,
and they pushed the narrative,they found him guilty Only
because it's Donald Trump, dude,and that sickens me like bad
dude.
Well, all the liberals weresaying that it's proven.
(34:18):
To what is it that it's provenuntil proven guilty, or whatever
, is that?
Thee Gooch (34:23):
old fucking saying.
Thee Gooch and Joe (34:24):
It's, I
think it's you're guilty until
proven innocent.
Yeah, people are guilty, orwhatever the fuck it is called.
That's exactly what they did toTrump.
Dude.
All of a sudden they want toplay.
Oh, he's a criminal.
Oh, all of a sudden, he's acriminal and you guys are the
criminals.
You guys don't like criminalsanymore.
Everybody's a criminal, and nowthey don't like it.
(34:46):
He's a criminal.
I don't get it.
Yeah, Like if everybody doesn'tdo fucking.
They don't sin.
It's outrageous how thementality works.
Huh yeah you know, everybodydoes their shit.
You know everybody's dirty.
Some people are dirty, you know.
You know the people that makecomments like oh I hope israel
(35:06):
burns and because there was afire in israel.
You can see all the comments dolike oh man, I hope there's a
lot of wind so the the firecould go more inflamed to go.
Fuck how evil these people canbe.
Yeah, you know, it's prettyfucking evil.
Dude in in god's eyes you're atotal, you're a murderer and I'm
picture these are 100christians are thinking about
yeah two palestine christians.
What you never know, you know,it's amazing.
(35:30):
It's amazing how people reallythink that you know they want
someone dead.
You know, like, like um youmentioned about, about binding
right.
Like you know, we all don'tlike biting, but we don't wish
him to die and shit.
You know, yeah, yeah, you knowlife's gonna take care of that
for himself, for him.
You know, and then when he,when the person dies, the one
(35:51):
you don't like then you feellike you're the.
You feel the, the guiltiness,because you know what it's like
you're the murderer.
You said it.
It's like the double standardsis fucking crazy in this country
, with these fucking people, notthe country, these fucking
people.
It's like when Joe Biden wasrunning for president, he swore
up and down as president, I'mgoing to cure cancer.
(36:12):
We still have cancer.
Meanwhile, the Democraticliberals they complain how, oh,
I thought Donald Trump was goingto fix the inflation in one day
.
Oh, I thought he was going tostop the promises.
Listen, it's impossible Curingcancer and all this other
bullshit.
It's impossible, man, it's beenaround for so many years they
(36:36):
ain't gonna kill no fuckingcancer.
Well, I'm pretty sure there is,but they don't want to allow it.
They don't want to.
You know they won't.
At least, if they do, theywon't tell us.
They won't tell us.
It's only because they stillneed to make money.
They still need to make moneyoff of us the pharmaceuticals,
right, we're no good to them.
Healthy, yeah, we need to besick.
(36:56):
Oh, yeah, they want to keep ussick.
You know, yeah, keep us sick.
And now, like you drink abottle of water right from what
I heard, okay, you drink abottle of water, and now they're
saying that if you leave it outtoo long in the sun or whatever
, you get chemicals from theplastic.
(37:17):
Now, yeah, so bring back glassof bottles now?
Yeah, oh, they won't, becausebottles glass is bad for the
environment, which is not.
It's not.
But maybe with violence, whenthese people, when these experts
(37:38):
, tell you that it's bad,usually it's good.
Yeah, that's true, yeah, butyeah, dude, that is like it's
crazy, dude.
Like you know, I was readingthose comments like man Israel's
going on gulfing flames,israel's gone on um gulf and
flames is that thing still onfire?
I don't know, I think it, theyit stopped really.
Thee Gooch (38:00):
So that's like I was
telling you.
Thee Gooch and Joe (38:04):
You
mentioned that they saw like
creatures on.
Yeah, but I I didn't findanything on that.
No, but I heard that's what Iread.
But anyways, it's like thatwhole, that other scumbag,
what's his name?
Zelensky, I think it's forPutin's birthday or Russia's
birthday, somebody's birthday.
They're going to do a bigcelebration and there's going to
(38:25):
be world leaders there.
And he said, well, he's notresponsible if a rocket hits
that area during war or whatever.
And the comments on thatfucking post was fucking amazing
.
Dude like yeah, oh, I hopetrump's gonna be there, oh, I
hope this certain person isgonna be there, just in case
they do.
Just like the amount of hatred.
(38:48):
It's so fucking mind-blowing.
Dude like how the fuck do theysleep at night?
Yeah, you know, and they don'tthink about their family.
Dude, like it matters to them,you know.
Yeah, that's fucking crazy dude.
And these are the same peoplethat call Trump a dictator.
Meanwhile they support anactual dictator in fucking
Ukraine.
Yeah, you know they're stupid.
(39:10):
You know Fucking hypocrites.
Yeah, you know, stupid Fuckinghypocrites, fucking stupid.
That's right.
But yeah, dude, it's likeamazing how people want you dead
now and shit.
Thee Gooch (39:27):
The thought you know
.
Thee Gooch and Joe (39:28):
Not even I
can fucking think of that shit
dude.
I know, dude.
Like how the fuck do you dothat?
I hope that motherfucker's dead.
Like how do you do that?
How do you live of that shitdude?
I know, dude.
Like how the fuck do you do Ihope that motherfucker's dead.
Like how do you do that?
How do you live yourself?
Like that dude?
Even the most, I have oneperson in my entire life like
right now, as I speak, as I sithere with breath in my lungs,
there's only one person I canstand in this fucking life that
(39:53):
every time I see him in thissmall town, I just want to rip
his fucking face off.
I wouldn't even wish death uponhim.
You know what I mean.
If he dies, no big loss, no, butseriously, I wouldn't even wish
death upon him.
As much as I can't stand him, Iwouldn't wish death upon him.
(40:14):
It much as I can't stand him, Iwouldn't wish death upon him.
It's too easy.
Death is too easy.
I mean.
The good thing is you got tothe whole key in life.
I think you got to learn how toforgive.
That's the whole key.
Imagine, dude, imagine if welived in a world.
I know this is probably a dreamor this is impossible.
But imagine if everybody wouldjust mind their own fucking
(40:36):
business for an entire, maybe amonth, If people were to mind
their business in the entireworld.
Mind your business for onemonth.
This world would be a differentplace.
Yeah, For one month, right?
Well, it sounds like Christmas,you know, Every Christmas comes
once a year.
Everybody's all jolly nice.
(40:57):
Everybody's all happy.
Everybody's all happy.
And then after New Year's Day,you fucking dick, I hate you and
shit Fuck.
I can't stand that guy overthere, that little short man
over there, Fucking bastard Fuck.
I can't stand him.
Hope he gets run over Fivepoints.
Ay, ay, ay, el Cinco de Mayo.
(41:23):
What are you going to do today,joe?
Nothing, just go to Get readyto go to work tomorrow morning.
I mean, dude, I don't know.
Dude, as long as I've beenalive, I don't think I've ever
celebrated El Cinco de own inschool Probably buy some tacos,
maybe burritos.
I want to make tacos today.
Well, I got a can of menudo, soI'll just eat a can of menudo.
(41:44):
Fuck it, eat some can of menudo.
Make sure you put lemon in that, oh yeah, but um yeah dude.
But um, yeah, dude, uh, it's,it's like a crazy world out
there.
Dude like fuck, hey, I cameacross with this uh band oh
that's right yeah yeah, yeah,yeah.
Um, I don't know if you heardabout them, uh, they're really
(42:06):
good, they're saying that,they're.
They're the next blink 182 182everybody why?
Joe (42:11):
because they black.
No, just, uh, well, you know,should show gratitude because
it's in their bloodline.
I mean, they're, um well,african-american and that's why
they got the music.
I mean they're showing theirtalents, dude, and they're
really good dude.
Yeah, I don't know if you heardthe band, the song yeah, I've
heard it.
It's pretty good I like it,dude, I just hope they they come
around and they do well.
Thee Gooch (42:36):
Yeah, and.
I remember talking about this.
We deleted the show, though,but the African-Americans, or
even Africans, for that part,they put out some good music,
man, and everybody's influencedby them, period.
Thee Gooch and Joe (42:51):
Well, like
Jimi.
Hendrix and all that.
Yeah, jimi Hendrix and BB Kinginfluenced by them, period.
Well, like everybody, henryxand all that, you know, yeah,
jimmy henryx, you know.
And um, bb king, you know, camefrom there, dude, you know
little richard little richardand all them, you know so sam
cook was black right, yeah samcook was his name um.
(43:13):
Sam Cooke, james Brown,godfather of Soul.
Godfather of Soul, ArisaFranklin, arisa Franklin, the
Temptations, the Temptations andall that.
So this band is really good,and you know who sticks out like
a sore thumb Of all the blackpeople we just mentioned, dude,
you know who sticks out like asore thumb?
(43:33):
Wait, the black people we justmentioned, dude.
You know who sticks out like asore thumb?
oh wait, wait, let me guesschuck berry, nope, elvis elvis
because, let's be real, he wasinspired by a lot of black and
white, but mainly what?
Mainly black, you know?
Uh, you put the movie aside,forget about the movie.
(43:54):
But if you read into Elvis'slife, he was inspired by black.
You know, musicians.
Thee Gooch (44:00):
Well, you should
look at the Elvis.
Joe (44:02):
Black, the Black community.
You could check that out onYouTube how they admired him too
and they gave him a lot ofrespects because he opened the
doors for black artists to be onradio.
Thee Gooch (44:15):
Yeah, oh, absolutely
, because they thought he was
black.
Thee Gooch and Joe (44:17):
Yeah, they
thought elvis was black when he
was on the radio, yeah, and youknow what?
Um, and this is one thing I wasupset about the movie that
didn't explain his whole story.
Well, they're gonna come outwith a new biography on netflix
next year about elvis, but Ihope it's good.
I hope it tells, tells you thethe true story about him, like
what he went through because hewas influenced by African
Americans and they weredowngrading him.
(44:39):
Even the white people weredowngrading him.
Joe (44:41):
They were they didn't want
to sell him anything, because he
he was raised by them.
You know, like you know.
Thee Gooch (44:46):
Yeah.
Joe (44:48):
They didn't put that him,
the kids from high school, they
were bullying the way he dressed, his hair was long and shit
like that.
And then, um, he, he punchedthe guy in the gas station
because just because he wassinging he was famous and all
that stuff.
So they, they, even thegovernors, and um, different
states, they they, um,persecuted him, dude, because
the way he danced, because theythought it was sexual yeah,
(45:11):
that's the thing that kind ofupset me about the movie.
They didn't put too much to it,you know.
So I don't know the movie.
I mean it was good but it wasnot that great.
Like they didn't put too muchabout him, it was good.
It was a good, yeah, it was areally good movie.
But again, as when we grew up,you know, listening, reading,
you know everything about Elviswhen we were growing up because
(45:32):
our parents loved him.
And then you get into it, youknow, and you start looking into
it and, yeah, the movie wasgood, but they missed a lot of
detail in his life, a lot.
Yeah, yeah, you know they don'ttell the true story.
The.
The true story is that SamPhillips the, the one that
discovered Elvis when it waslooking for a white guy that
sings black they don't mentionthat.
Thee Gooch (45:53):
That you know.
Joe (45:54):
Right, sam Phillips, you
know and they don't mention when
the white people were againsthim.
They were calling him theN-word.
You know shit like that.
They were calling him all sortsof things.
You know they don't mentionthat.
Because you know why they wantto sugarcoat it now.
We didn't say that, but I'llAlbert White, because he's white
now you know.
So back then it was all likeNazis.
(46:15):
And what is it?
The Ku Klux Klan?
Back then, yeah.
They were against him, you know.
They were trying to give him badrumors and slandering him.
You know shit like that, butthey should put all that shit
yeah.
Thee Gooch (46:27):
Yeah, no shit,
you're right.
Joe (46:30):
Yeah, yeah, they were
slandering them, they were
calling all these names abouthim because he was singing their
music and shit like that.
And then he only sing, onlytheirs.
And he only sing like whitepeople music too, you know, like
Hank.
Williams and all them and shitlike that.
And in the movie they didn't.
They didn't show him not onetime being with blonde hair,
right?
No, it was always and that'sthe see.
That's another shit.
See, they never show them withblonde hair.
(46:51):
When Elvis started, he hadblonde hair, hair, blonde hair,
until he decided to diet becausehe was being photographed a lot
.
You know, no, because he was,uh, he, his role model was, um,
turn me what?
His name?
Uh, tony curtis, you know,jimmy curtis father.
Right, he wanted to be like himbecause his hair was black and
shit like that well, I heard.
(47:11):
I heard that he he uh dyed hishair black because it looked
like that.
I heard that he dyed his hairblack because it looked better
on the photos Maybe that'sbehind it Like photos and movies
and shit.
But yeah, he was really blonde.
Yeah, true, yeah, so all themusic came from there and these
(47:31):
guys are really good on theirmusic.
It's called the paradox band,yeah, you know, um, and there's
another, uh, kids band too, butI forgot.
I have it on my tiktok save.
So there's a couple of kidsthere with their parents and
they're really, really talenteddude.
They they uh imitate likegardencover songs and shit like that.
Thee Gooch and Joe (47:54):
Oh really,
yeah, they do Soundgarden, oh,
they sound like, exactly like,the fucking music dude.
Joe (47:59):
They do it real good, so
we'll put that next.
Maybe next week I'll find it.
Yeah, they're doing cover songslike Nirvana and all that stuff
.
Okay, here's Paradox.
Everybody the Paradox.
Clip (48:09):
The virus.
No, we have another case ofteam, would hug you from behind,
(48:42):
from behind.
But I try, I try, I try, I try,I try to love you the same, but
I cry, I cry, I cry, I cry.
And now I'm asking you why yougotta do me like that, gotta do
me so bad my cousin told me yousmashed.
I thought I was losing your snap, why you gotta do me like that.
(49:08):
What do you?
Thee Gooch and Joe (49:16):
think about
that Gooch.
Yeah, they get down.
I like that, I like it, don'tthey sound a little bit like
Blink-182?
Kind of yeah, kind of sort ofyeah I don't not the the way
they sound but like I mean, likethat same yeah same thing.
I don't know, but I thinkthey're pretty good.
(49:38):
I hope they same uh genre musicright, yes, same yeah, the same
punk, you know they call itpunk punk music that's not punk
music, let's not get it twistedthere, joseph.
Well, what is it like bubble gum?
I want to say fucking emo virusyou have some shit, but um,
(50:02):
yeah, dude, uh, yeah, it's apretty good band I like, yeah, I
like them, dude, they'regood're good.
I remember requesting thatSilverchair song Lie to Me, I
think they, if it's a cover band, the way they sing and they
sound really good.
I think they can nail thatfucking song, no shit.
(50:25):
It's like a minute and a halfsong, but it's still fucking
badass, makes me want to throwmyself out of a window.
You just want to go a half song, but it's still fucking badass,
makes me want to throw myselfout of a window, you just want
to go?
How do you call it?
What's that called Mosh pit?
Yeah, I like to see this typeof music when African-Americans
sing you know, because it justit's not limited just to white
(50:48):
people or any other race.
You know, I wish more and morewould come out and do it, you
know?
Yeah, Don't just stick to rap.
Yeah, that's true, but yeah, Imean, they're pretty good dude.
I hope they go good for them andwish them luck and all that
stuff.
You know what I'm saying?
Yes, good luck.
Yeah, hope they make it big andall that stuff.
You know what I'm saying?
(51:09):
Yes, good luck.
Yeah, hope they make it big.
They're starting to do little.
You know concerts and shit.
You know nationwide, I hopethey get the recognition they
deserve.
Yeah, they do Nothing butpositive energy towards them.
Yeah, I got a Before we leavethe show.
I got the before we leave theshow.
(51:32):
I got the, I call it the how thestart, how the empire strikes
back, should have ended Want totake a look at it.
Yeah, I'm going to go, I'mgoing to make a pee pee.
Okay, so it's the tribute for.
May the 4th Be with you.
With you.
I was supposed to put that inecho dude but I lost it.
(51:53):
How long is the video?
Like two minutes.
Okay, I'm gonna be.
May the fort be with you.
Clip (52:20):
What is thy bidding, my
master?
There is a great disturbance inthe force.
I have felt it.
We have a new enemy.
I have no doubt this boy is theoffspring of Anakin Skywalker.
What?
I have a son.
No, I said.
Anakin Skywalker has a son.
You are?
Darth Vader, I have a son.
(52:41):
This is wonderful.
Wait, I must see him.
Where are you going?
Hey everyone, have you heard thenews?
I'm a father.
Woohoo, I have a son.
Stormtroopers, I have a son,asteroids.
Hey, bounty hunters, guess what?
I have a son.
Did you know that I have a son,little droid that drives around
the hallways?
I?
have a son lightspeed.
Woohoo, this is amazing.
(53:03):
I feel alive again, me and myboy ruling the galaxy.
He's going to be so excited.
No, no, no, I know you're upsetand it's all a little shocking,
but honestly, I'm just so happyto finally meet you.
You cut off my hand.
Ah, don't be a baby, Luke.
(53:23):
I had both my arms and legs cutoff.
As I was saying join me, andtogether we can defeat the
Apulian and rule the galaxy asfather and son.
Hmm, that does sound pretty good, but do we have to rule from
the dark side?
Thee Gooch (53:41):
Yes, that's how it
works.
Clip (53:43):
And I'll never join, you
See ya.
Hold on, where do you thinkyou're going?
Ah, come on, this is not anegotiation, let me go.
I am your father and I saywe're going home.
You're the worst dad ever, morelike the most powerful dad ever
.
Ha, ha, ha.
(54:06):
It just dawned on me that youare the last trained Jedi.
Maybe you should not have letLuke go alone.
Maybe, getting cut in half forno reason you should not have.
May the force be with you withyou, with you.
Thee Gooch and Joe (54:31):
Yeah, there
you go, Gooch.
Yeah, that's pretty funny.
Thank you everybody.
Thank you very everybody.
Thank you for tuning inlistening.
Any last words, gooch, you knowwhat I'm speaking.
Before that, let me hold thisthought Today I just I was on
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TikTok.
Oh, my gosh, dude, it was atragic accident right there by
Vermont on 66th Street.
Over there, due to drinking anddriving, four people got hurt.
Of course, the drunk driversurvived and a woman that got
killed she, I think she flew outof the car 50 feet.
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Oh shit, yeah, that's uh, itwas a terrible accident.
They were.
They were showing it live ontiktok and I just want to tell
everybody out there but you orstop texting, driving when
you're texting, stop drinkingand driving.
You know, and and this happenedat five o'clock in the morning
today the person that was going,the drinking, the drunk driver,
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was driving fast.
So the people that got killedwere going to work.
So people that are out therethat think they're a macho man
or whatever it is, you have hightolerance.
Don't misjudge that, becauseanything could happen.
You could just knock out, haveyour pedal and accelerate your
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car and just because you'redrinking and driving, just
remember, you could save a lifeout there.
In this day and age, dude, likeseriously, if you think about
it, in this day and age, there'sno excuse to be drinking and
driving yeah there's just noexcuse.
If you're drinking, get a, get ataxi, get an uber, get a lyft.
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Know, there's no excuse for it.
And now, whoever you know, I'msure they caught the drunk
driver right.
Now he's going to be in prisonfor the rest of his life Because
of a stupid decision, whileimpaired.
Yeah, I mean and you know whatbothers me the most, you know
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there's no CHP around.
I don't know what's going onwith that, because usually back
in the day you and us and Bennywill sneak our uncle's car or
daddy's car, we'll be cruisingout without driving our license
and you see, every fuckinghighway, every left and right
dude, we had to drive stiff likedummies.
You know what I'm saying?
Yeah, you're fucking highway.
Yeah, every left and right dude, we had to drive stiff like
dummies right there.
Thee Gooch (57:11):
You know what I'm
saying.
Yeah, you're absolutely right.
Joe (57:13):
Yeah, everywhere.
Thee Gooch (57:14):
You couldn't do shit
.
Thee Gooch and Joe (57:15):
Yeah, you
don't see jack shit, dude, even
in the freeways.
And this happened because itwas an empty fucking street.
And where's the fucking LAPD?
Where's the fucking highwaypatrol at probably, you know not
being around somewhere, and youknow, oh, I don't got time for
this, I'm gonna take a nap, justparked right there with his
parking lights on and just youknow not paying your right yeah,
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yeah, no shit, you're rightback over here where I'm at yeah
, every here where I'm at dude,there's cops everywhere.
You can't.
You can't do it well sometimes.
But and that's what I fuckingworry about too, because I leave
in the morning, like fucking 2o'clock in the morning, I'm in
the fucking freeway and thesemotherfuckers are driving like
120 miles per hour.
And they're driving becauseit's a fucking empty freeway,
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you know, and thesemotherfuckers they just Dude,
fuck.
I'm literally sitting like damn.
They zoomed in you, son of abitch, you know, and that's how
they lose all their control,just because they're too fast
and furious.
You know, the one thing thatpeople, you guys, have to take,
people have to take inconsideration who's in the car.
It could be your grandma, itcan be the newborn, it can be a
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toddler, you like think about it, man, Always toddler.
You like think about it, man,always like.
I tell these fucking losers outhere when they drive in like
idiots always assume there'sbabies in the car, right, always
assume.
That's how the only way you candrive careful.
Just assume that there's.
There's babies in the cars, man, yeah kids do the speed limit
yeah yeah, this is fuckingridiculous.
There's no need for it.
If you're late, leave early,wake up earlier, you know, use
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the what is that called theApple Google Maps?
Yeah, yeah, in this day and age, there's just no excuse for it.
It's just stupidity at thispoint, right yeah.
So don't drink and driveeverybody.
Stay safe out there.
And it's not worth it.
It's not worthity at this point, right yeah.
So don't drink and driveeverybody.
Stay safe out there, and it'snot worth it.
It's not worth it at all.
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You know you could losesomebody's life, and it's always
the drunk person is always asurvivor.
Yeah, always dude.
Always, it's always, you know.
So I think we're at Gooch, allright.
See how the audio works thistime.
See how the audio works thistime.
Yeah, alright, if you text meand say, oh, we gotta do the
show again, you're gonna have towait.
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You're gonna have to wait tillSunday.
Now we have to wait next week.
It's kind of hard because we didhave a good show yesterday yeah
, it was dude we had a good showyesterday and then, you know,
trying to do it the next day islike oh, we need at least a week
to, you know, to come up withshit to talk about right, it was
hard.
Next day is like oh, we need awe need at least a week to you
know, to come up with shit totalk about, Right?
Right, yeah, and it was hardUnder 24 hours.
Yesterday was really good dude.
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Yeah, I was like what am I goingto talk about now?
Yeah, I don't know, emptyheaded Airheads and shit,
airheads, this shit.
But, um, yeah, guys, stay coolout there, don't not drink and
drive everybody.
Any last words for you gooch,don't drink and drive, please.
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If you guys are thinkinganxious, you guys are thinking
you're alone.
You're not alone.
Reach out to someone outsideyour circle, the gooch.
T-h-e-e-g-o-o-c-h-7-6 @gmailcom.
There's Thee Gooch.
Everybody, that's the Gooch.
Like I say again, guys, do notdrink and drive, stay safe.
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Call Uber or call a taxi orsomething.
Ask your parents to pick you up, your daddy, mommies, ninos or
whatever cousins, friends, topick you guys up.
It's not worth it.
This is it, guys.
Stay tuned to next episode,Sunday, let's see, starting July
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27, 2025,.
Subscribe to season three $3 amonth.
We'll give you a shout out andyou could cancel any time.
Season one.
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Everybody, this is it, guys.
My name is joe and support ourshow and subscribe for season
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Thank you, guys.
Bye.
Joe (01:01:35):
So so Thank you.