March 25, 2025 • 62 mins
Joe and Gooch dive into a wide range of topics in this unfiltered Sunday conversation, from Vegas adventures and Hollywood flops to deep conspiracy theories about space exploration and ancient technologies.
• Joe shares highlights from his recent Vegas trip to attend his cousin's wedding
• Discussion of the historic Flamingo casino and Bugsy Seagull's mob legacy
• Joe recounts his unexpected encounter with a prostitute at a Vegas bar
• Critical analysis of Disney's Snow White film failure and celebrity political statements
• Skepticism about recent space rescue footage and theories about limitations on space travel
• Exploration of new discoveries beneath Egyptian pyramids suggesting ancient energy technology
• Debate on immigration policies and international conflicts
• Comedy segment featuring Andrew Schultz clips
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Joe (00:18):
What's up?
What's up everybody?
What's up, what's up everybody.
This is Thee Talkers Podcast,Unscripted.
What's up everybody?
Good morning, good afternoonand good evening.
How's everybody doing in LosAngeles, California, we got The
Gooch.
Thee Gooch (00:37):
What's up, Gooch?
How's it going here, Joseph?
Joe (00:43):
Good, good, good.
Before we start the show, Ijust want to thank everybody
that are tuning in, listeningand downloading our podcast.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, thank youeveryone that's listening.
Yeah, it's a beautiful day inLos Angeles, california, sunday
(01:04):
fun day everybody.
I hope everybody is joining in.
And you know what?
Gooch, today's the opening gamefor Dodgers and Angels.
Oh, no shit At the Dodgersstadium.
Yeah, they play today at 5, Ithink 5 or 6.
Thee Gooch (01:20):
Good, good, good no shit no good, good, oh shit Nice
.
And how that would be theFreeway Series right.
Joe (01:32):
That would be the Freeway Series.
Gooch, yeah, yeah, it's abeautiful day, sunday, fun day,
like I said, I just wanteverybody to know that this is
our new schedule.
Now, sunday will be our newschedule 2 pm, right, gooch,
that's right.
Thee Gooch (01:53):
Can you explain why I'm thinking?
Joe (01:55):
you're more explaining it.
Thee Gooch (01:58):
Either I've had too much to drink on Friday night,
so I'm super tired Saturday, andthen I just say fuck it, let's
just do it Sundays, like that Ican sleep and you can sleep and
unwind from the excitement ofgetting drunk.
Yeah, yeah, you notice.
I post a bunch of political shiton my Facebook.
(02:19):
Yeah yeah, I'm getting tired ofthat fucking liberal shit.
No shit, right Seeing on myfucking walls and shit.
Hopefully they get the point Ineed to shit up.
I usually don't get politicalon my Facebook shit, but I just
have to do it.
Joe (02:37):
Yeah, that's true, same here.
I don't go too political, butit's whatever, just to inform
people out there.
You know what I'm saying.
Thee Gooch (02:52):
You got to be informed, you know, yeah, but um
, did I tell you I went to vegas?
Yes, actually you did.
Joe (02:55):
Yeah, you sent me a text that you were in vegas.
Yeah, I went on vegas last weekand I couldn't make it, we
couldn't do the show last week,so we took what like a day off.
You can say you know how was it?
Yeah, but it was.
Uh, it was real interesting,but wasn't there like a shooting
in at the flamingo or circus orsomething yeah that's what I
heard.
It wasn't all circus, circus.
(03:15):
We went to you were there right, yeah, we were there, but um,
we didn't know the full storyabout it, what it would happen,
so we kind of just went bar awayand shit like that, but um,
yeah, a lot going on there.
Thee Gooch (03:27):
Did you guys have a good time?
Joe (03:28):
Yeah, we had a good time.
You know, we had a good time.
I even took a little bit ofpictures.
You know what, dude, I'm notthat person anymore.
Back then, you know, when yougo to Vegas, you go to a trip,
you start taking pictures, youput it in Instagram and all that
stuff.
I don't feel that anymore, Idon't know why.
Oh really, I just don't feelthat no more.
I mean, it took a couple ofhere and there, but I mean it
(03:49):
wasn't like you know, like youknow, wow, you know, like shit,
you know, but I only took a few.
You know, we went to where that, um, I call it, uh, the
flamingo right here.
This is the picture I tookFlamingo right here.
This is the picture I took.
Oh, wow, yeah, it's real nice.
That's the.
You know, actually, that's thefirst casino that was ever built
in Las Vegas since 1947.
(04:10):
No shit, that's Bugsy Seagull'scasino.
Thee Gooch (04:14):
And you know, as many times as I've been in Vegas
, as many times have I gone.
I've never seen the Flamingo.
Joe (04:21):
Yeah, me too.
That was like my first timebeing in um on the flamingo.
I've been wanting to go therebecause you know, I watched the
movie bugsy.
I don't know if you watched it.
Yeah, I love that and yeah, itwas really.
It was, it was reallyinteresting.
Yeah, so it was, it was good,it was, it wasn't that bad, you
know nice.
Thee Gooch (04:38):
So but yeah it was good.
What camera are you using onthat?
Is that your laptop camera?
Joe (04:44):
Yeah, my laptop, why it looks lousy, it looks good, but
mine looks like shit.
It's because I think thebackground, dude, that's why I
took out the background.
Oh you know, but yeah, butother than that it was pretty
good.
We saw that spear.
Well, here's the Bugsy Seagullmonument, right here by the
(05:08):
habitat, you know that's BugsySeagull right there.
Thee Gooch (05:09):
He's one of my favorite mobsters.
Joe (05:11):
Yeah, and you know he died pretty disastrous.
You know, real, real, theyalmost died real bad.
Oh really, I think the photoswere on.
If you Googled it you could seehis photos how they shot him in
the head and face and all thatshit.
But yeah, it was good, I had alot of fun, it was beautiful,
(05:32):
right, that's nice.
Thee Gooch (05:33):
Where else did you guys go?
You guys just stuck there.
Joe (05:36):
Well, we went around.
We just basically we went toVegas not to go over there and
have like a vacation vacation.
It was just to go see ourcousin getting married.
You know, uh, sexy pants, andchico checks his sister, you
know.
So she got married, uh, with aterrific guy.
He's a real awesome guy to her.
(05:56):
I mean I don't think why shegot married with him, but, um,
yeah, so no reason, right, Imean, yeah, but um, we, we, back
in the day we were kids, I usedto call her Sangrona, so she
would call me Sangron.
So since we got sexy pants,chico Chex now the sisters is
Sangrona, so did she?
(06:16):
Yeah, well, you know, that'swhat we used to call each other
back in the day yeah, so yeah,we had a good time.
And they got flamingos here inthe habitat.
When you go and they're in theresort, they're remodeling
everything, they're fixingeverything up.
Thee Gooch (06:35):
You know why flamingos are pink, right?
No, I don't, because they eatthe what's it called Crabs?
Oh, they do.
You know how the crabs are red?
Joe (06:47):
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, what's it called?
Crabs?
All they do.
You know, crabs are red.
Oh yeah, yeah, that's whythey're pink.
Thee Gooch (06:50):
Oh shit, I didn't know that that's a fun fact,
right?
Yeah, damn, it's a pigment onthe crab and it goes into their
feathers.
Joe (06:56):
No shit, nice, yeah, but uh yeah, dude, uh, we had, we had
a good time.
We had a good time.
Mom, that's good, dude, but momthat's good.
Huh, did you guys drink?
Ah, dude, once we got there,once we touched down right there
, we started drinking right away.
I need a fucking beer, I need ablue moon.
So I got a blue moon from thelike the three days Uh, I think
it was the third day.
(07:16):
Fourth day, we got there Fridayday.
So after that Monday we wereleaving home.
I had a minor headache, alittle hangover, fatigue and
shit like that.
But see, we didn't go therejust to go to have a good, I
mean like not to gamble and shit.
I gambled here and there, but itwas not, like you know, the
whole week.
You know we didn't stay thewhole week in Vegas, we just
(07:38):
stayed like three days, but justto see our cousin get married
days, but just to see her cousinget married.
Nice did she get married,congratulations yeah did she get
married in front of albus or no?
Just uh, just a regular chapel,you know I forgot the name of
it.
You know, I didn't pay attentionto the name, but yeah, but it
was.
It was a good time, dude.
I had a good time, even thoughit was only for three nights,
(08:01):
right I can't do Vegas for morethan a weekend.
Thee Gooch (08:04):
Dude like I know, like back in the day I can't.
I bitch around me when I losefive bucks.
And again the slot machines areplaying.
Playing blackjack, odor, but Idon't like gambling.
Joe (08:15):
Yeah, same here but and then, yeah, I did it here and
there, I did that blackjackstuff and I lost and shit, was
there a lot of people the in theblack, it was a lot of people.
It was a lot of people.
But on the blackjack tablethere was not too many.
But when you go to the craps,the Russian I mean the Russian,
the roulette table you know likeit was a lot of people in the
(08:36):
craps there was a lot of peopleright there, so, yeah, I had a
good time.
I had a good time.
Thee Gooch (08:43):
Do you see your future wife out there anywhere?
Oh, speaking of that.
Joe (08:47):
You want to hear something funny about that.
I was in the bar, right, youknow, sexy pants and Chico Chex
and Chico Chex's wife, they weredoing their, playing their
thing, right, they're in theirslot machines and shit, right.
And then I was just in the bar,dude, like I gave up.
I like I lost my money, some ofthe money.
So I, you know I'm done.
(09:07):
So I was in the bar, got somemore beer, blue moon, drinking
it up.
I mean, I'm right here off, youknow, this girl comes up to me,
right, no, mommy's joe, and umand um, like I'm right here,
thinking I'm Like I'm fuckingcute or anything like that.
I go, this girl comes up to me.
Hey, I saw you looking at me, Igo, looking at you.
(09:29):
And I glanced, looking aroundbut I didn't think I was looking
at you.
But well, okay, that's what yousay, right?
So, yeah, I go, yeah, I thinkyou're handsome and this, and
that I go.
Oh, really, I go.
Oh, shit, I go, really, I go,yeah.
And she was all touching me,groping me, grabbing my you know
(09:52):
, my pee-pee.
No shit, yeah, but I was like ohshit, yeah, she was grabbing my
pee-pee and everything andtouching me, everything, right,
and I go, oh fuck, and I go, yougo.
Well, yeah, so I do everything.
You know everything you want,and this is how much I charge
and this and that I go, you knowwhat.
I'm sorry, but I don't havethat money.
(10:12):
You know like you have to playit off because I'm not that
fucking desperate to fucking buya prostitute.
You know because how much?
Thee Gooch (10:18):
how much was it for a blow job?
Joe (10:20):
you don't mind me asking I'm pretty sure, like 500 bucks,
because it's vegas and she look.
You know, the funny part isthat she didn't look like those
fucking prostitutes in thestreet, you know, oh, no shit,
she looked real.
How do you call it facistic?
Oh, the glamour and all thatshit Like a business woman.
Thee Gooch (10:38):
Oh, you mean sophisticated?
Yeah, that's the word.
Joe (10:46):
She look all like nice business and everything you know
.
But I'm right here thinking, ohman, I'm fucking.
Oh shit, I got someone, I gotone already.
No, no, she ended up fucking,being a fucking hooker and shit,
okay, well, what are the prices?
The button she didn't give methe prices, no, I just said no,
I mean she gave me the price, sothat the bj part was five
hundred dollars.
God, and she says that she'llsupply me for all the condoms
(11:07):
and all that shit.
Thee Gooch (11:08):
How many blowjobs do you get for?
Joe (11:09):
$500?
Well, she said for the wholenight, but I don't know.
Thee Gooch (11:16):
That actually made my penis hurt.
I won't lie, Jeez.
I Just, I go I was here allman.
You made me feel good in thefirst but anyway did you get
hurt hell yeah.
But um hell yeah I did.
You was just feeling it and Igo fuck, but I'm sorry, I just
(11:38):
lost a lot of my winnings andshit.
That's what I told her no shitshe was cute too.
I was probably young, right?
Yeah, no shit.
Yeah, I have never, but she was cute too.
Really she was cute.
I was probably young, right.
Joe (11:48):
Yeah, I don't like in her 30s, you know 35s.
Thee Gooch (11:52):
I have never, ever in my life have ever paid for
sex dude.
Joe (11:56):
Yeah, me either.
Same here, you know I just.
I just told her you know what?
I don't have fucking, I justlost my winnings.
You know I'm sorry, but thenshe went away.
Thee Gooch (12:05):
You go, okay, all right.
Joe (12:07):
She's a loser.
Loser.
You don't want to fucking.
You don't want to drink with meat least you know, and talk you
know.
Okay, bye, bye.
Thee Gooch (12:17):
Oh my God, dude, that's horrible it is is.
I'm sorry you went through that.
Joe (12:25):
At least I tried right, At least I played a hand right
there, right.
Thee Gooch (12:30):
That's crazy.
If that would have happened tome, she'd be looking for a
button on a fur coat for sure,Jeez.
Joe (12:41):
Oh, that's horrible.
Dude, yeah, dude.
So there's a lot going on.
Hey, I was gonna ask you haveyou ever um?
Did you hear about the newmovie?
It's not white.
Thee Gooch (12:52):
Oh yeah, that's no way it's not doing too good.
Joe (12:55):
It's not doing too good actually I mean, I got something
to say about that movie.
I mean, I mean, I love Disney,you know.
You know, I love Disney, right?
Okay, I'm all into Disney, butmy favorite character is Mickey
Mouse and all that stuff, right?
Oh, speaking of which, this iswhat the Chico Chex got me from,
because they play these gamesin Circus Circus right, and
(13:17):
everybody out there that knowsthose games.
You buy those tickets, but theygo there every year.
Sometimes you know they go thereevery year playing those little
games.
You know little traps and youget the little mono you get like
that well, they've been been,they've been getting tickets
left and right every year.
They, they save them, they savethem.
So they got like, at least, uh,48 000 credit points.
(13:38):
So there's like a store.
You buy all that shit, right,all the toys, whatever points
you get.
Well, since they had all that,they got me, um, hold on, let me
, let me put it on.
All right, I'm not gonna, I'mnot gonna, I'm not gonna look
(14:05):
stupid, but it's for beanie,right?
I see that.
You see it's a beanie, right?
Yeah, I mean it doesn't fit mewell, but it's good because I
like Mickey Mouse and everything.
But, um, what it does is okay,I get these little things right
here.
I can't do it right now becauseI have the earphones.
(14:31):
Hi, everybody, come, in, come in.
Oh shit, that's what they got mefor the stuff right there Can
you hear me good, yeah, that'sactually pretty cool.
It is huh, it kind of fitstight because I think it's only
for kids, for children, so Idon't know.
Okay, you know for that oneyeah so that's Snow White yeah.
Thee Gooch (14:56):
So it opened up on Friday, right?
Well, thursday they did apremiere and then Friday they
opened up officially.
It only made 12 million dollarsopening day.
Joe (15:08):
No, shit, no that's a flop.
Thee Gooch (15:09):
Yeah, it's because of the actress.
The actress said some stupidfucking comment and people
decided not to go and check itout and it's getting horrible
reviews.
Yeah, horrible horrible reviewsI mean I think she said
something to the nature Voteblue and come see the movie.
If you don't vote blue, don'tbother.
So nobody went, some shit likethat.
Joe (15:33):
Oh, my god, I understood that she was a woke person,
right, she said something aboutthe prince.
It's a different.
The prince, the prince, yeah,right, it's a different, the
reverse way, and all that shit,I don't know.
But I'm not going because ofthe woke, you know, because of
(15:54):
her perspective, views orwhatever she said.
I just don't like it becausethey didn't make it exactly as
the character, like the sevendwarfs.
They couldn't make it, at least, uh me.
If they want to make the dwarfslook like the cartoon, but
humanized, like, right, the waythey, the way they're supposed
to appear as as a character, itwould have probably been good.
Thee Gooch (16:15):
But I don't know if you saw the the seven dwarfs,
how they look yeah, I actuallyhaven't really seen how they
really really look because I'mnot really trying to pay
attention to it and a lot of Idon't know small people, a lot
of small people.
Actors are upset because Disneycouldn't employ seven dwarfs
actual small people to do themovie and they're both cut in
(16:39):
that movie too because of that.
Joe (16:42):
That's what I'm saying.
They could have got some of thethe real life action people
right and make them look likethem.
You know, yeah, but they went,they went ahead and did a CGI,
yeah, and it doesn't even I mean, it doesn't even look like the
seven dwarfs.
Thee Gooch (16:54):
Let me tell you one thing, dude I mean I took uh I
took same name boy to uh themovies yesterday.
We've seen uh Novocain.
I'd never even heard of it.
I heard about it.
Joe (17:03):
It was actually a pretty good movie.
He has powers right.
He dies and he comes back.
Thee Gooch (17:09):
No, it's about Spoiler alert.
It's about a guy who doesn'thave any feelings.
He can't feel pain at all.
Oh, okay, he's trying to savethe girl that he fell in love
with, and shit.
It was actually a pretty goodmovie.
Joe (17:26):
Same name, but I enjoyed it .
Yeah, I heard about it.
I saw the trailer, but Ithought he had powers and
something like that.
Thee Gooch (17:32):
And they're showing Snow White in that movie theater
and very few people went.
There.
Were some kids there, but not alot For a fucking Saturday, not
a lot.
Joe (17:41):
Yeah, I mean, this is one thing about the actors and
actresses like they shouldn'teven get involved.
What they have to say, theyshould keep their opinions to
themselves.
I know they want to beoutspoken and free.
I know it's free speech, right,but there's a lot of people
that are sensitive out there,you know.
Thee Gooch (17:56):
So I don't know and it's, and it's all the liberals
that think that they can getaway with it.
You know, yeah, look at thatwhole bud light shit when uh,
people were boycotting bud lightbecause of that devin mulvaney,
whatever the fuck his name wasand uh, I have, I have peacock
right on my tv and that movie,wicked, is on there.
You can watch it.
(18:17):
Yeah, dude, I sat through thatmovie maybe 30 minutes and
that's as far as I went.
I can't, dude.
I mean, I like musicals but,holy fuck, every two fucking
minutes they're fucking singing.
Dude, no shit.
Yeah, it's like, get to thefucking point.
What's going on here?
Joe (18:32):
and I I turned it off.
It was a mess.
Yeah, I just couldn't.
It is supposed to be the.
Is it supposed to be theprequel of wizard of Oz?
Thee Gooch (18:42):
Yeah, how the whole Wizard of Oz came about.
I don't even think they.
I didn't make it.
If they show how the lion cameabout and the tin man, I didn't
make it that far.
If that movie shows Wow, butholy fuck dude.
And it's not even good singingeither.
Oh shit, I sing better thanthat in the shower, damn Me too,
(19:05):
I just couldn't make it.
I think I went 30 minutes intoit and I was fucking done.
Wow, Right off the bat from thebeginning, just singing every
two fucking minutes.
It's like holy shit guys, ohshit, it's a mess.
Joe (19:20):
But yeah, I mean I agree with the Snow White.
I mean I just don't like theway they make the visual effects
on the seven drawers.
Thee Gooch (19:29):
Yeah, they should have got real small people, for
sure, I agree.
Joe (19:34):
And Disney is getting out of control on this, making live
action on Well, like the LionKing, what else Pretty soon?
Thee Gooch (19:49):
they're going make peter pan again.
Joe (19:50):
Well, they did make lilo and stitch, yeah, yeah, that one
looks pretty all right, thatone looks pretty good yeah, well
, yeah, because it's lilo, it'sa character I mean well, you're
right, but they made it morelive action, right, the little
girl looks pretty good.
Thee Gooch (20:02):
The little girl and the and uh fbi agent, I think,
or whatever.
They all look the same.
It was pretty cool.
It's pretty good.
The little girl and the and uhfbi agent, I think, or whatever.
They all look the same.
It was pretty cool.
It's like really badass.
I think they did a good job onthat one I forgot about it's
just for snow white is becauseher stupid comments and being
woke and all this other bullshit.
Actors and musicians just needto shut the fuck up with their
political views.
Do their thing, get paid andget the fuck out.
(20:24):
We don't need to learn the samething with Green Day.
Green Day was the same thing.
Fuck Green Day and theirpolitical views.
Just shut the fuck up andperform.
Joe (20:33):
Yeah, exactly.
And you know what?
I've been hearing a lot ofpeople that a lot of actors too.
They're going.
Well, jimmy Kimmel's going toCanada, yeah.
Thee Gooch (20:46):
What's her name?
Courtney Love went to Europe, Ithink.
Joe (20:51):
Oh yeah, just because of President Trump, that's so
stupid.
Thee Gooch (20:56):
Like what the fuck?
She's going to spend a lot ofher money in the UK because
everything is expensive.
You know what?
Joe (21:00):
I've been thinking that because they're hiding something
, dude, and you know what Iheard about.
I don't know if this is fact orfiction or whatever you want to
call it.
I don't want to spreadinformation, but they're saying
that the reason why she probablywent to another country is
because she has something to dowith kirk cobain's murder.
Thee Gooch (21:20):
Yeah, yeah, she sent someone to kill kirk cobain and
just to get his, just to gethis financial shit, his
financial, and you know, and I'mpretty sure that kirk robin was
doing all the songs for her.
Joe (21:32):
Yeah, because have you noticed that since he passed
away she hasn't been writingmusic and all that stuff?
Thee Gooch (21:38):
yeah, she's living off his fortune right, yeah like
she's controlled.
She controls the fortune.
She didn't want to give nothingto Dave grow or Chris Nova
Selleck Right, you know, um, butI think she did have a lot to
do with his murder.
Again, it's just a conspiracytheory, but when you look at it
it's like well, you know he had,he had so many drugs in his
system he had so much is dude,right, right, and for them to,
(22:02):
for him to pull the trigger andblow his brain's eyes just looks
suspicious.
Yeah, it does yeah.
Joe (22:08):
Yeah, it does.
I mean I mean, yeah, that wasone article I read about.
It was about that.
That's probably one of thereasons why she's leaving the
country.
Thee Gooch (22:18):
Yeah, Let me see what else is going on.
Oh, we see.
I seen the trailer.
Remember that movie?
Joe (22:26):
28 Days Later, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I want to see
that movie.
Thee Gooch (22:30):
Yeah, they're coming out with part two 28 Years
Later, yeah looks good, man, itlooks good.
Joe (22:36):
I think he's a zombie.
Now, oh is he.
Yeah, I think I saw the 28 DaysLater and I forgot the first
one.
Thee Gooch (22:46):
I think this is the third one.
Yeah, got to watch on thesecond brush up.
It's pretty good they're prettygood dude yeah, I don't know the
trailer dude.
Um, I don't know if it's fanmade, I don't know if it's
whatever.
Papaya the slayer man.
Have you seen that?
Oh, yeah, yeah, have you seenit?
The slayer?
Joe (23:03):
yeah, papaya the slayer man uh, I think I did, but it's
probably fan made check it out.
Thee Gooch (23:09):
Well, after the show , check it out.
Yeah, because jimmy and um anduh, same name boy, you're
watching trailers because hewanted to watch a movie, right,
and we came across that one,papa the sl Slayer man.
It looks fucking crazy Brutal,huh.
Yeah, I don't think it's basedon the cartoon.
Maybe it is, I don't know, butit's a horror film.
Joe (23:31):
Yeah, it's the same thing they did with Winnie the Pooh.
Right right, right.
Have you seen the Winnie thePooh one?
Thee Gooch (23:35):
I haven't seen that movie.
Joe (23:36):
Yeah, it's pretty good and um you know other things in the
news is um, I call it uh whereis?
That shit at that.
Um, the one you sent me the thenasa, I forgot I forgot the
(24:00):
space shuttle.
They were.
They were there since whatfucking nine?
Months or a year yeah, almost ayear and um, they were stuck
and all that shit and it's every.
I mean it's uh ironicallybecause, uh, you know you can't
go to space, you know, no, andyou also got to space, mm-mm,
you know no.
Thee Gooch (24:16):
And you also got to think about how many times have
Elon Musk sent rockets intoquote-unquote space and his
fucking rockets keep blowing up,but meanwhile he sent the
rocket to go rescue these twoidiots, and it was successful.
How the fuck does that work?
I know right, you know.
Joe (24:34):
How does that work?
I think they might have sentthe rocket up there and make it.
Make it well they, from what Iheard, it it's all digital, it's
all animation.
Thee Gooch (24:43):
Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, yeah, all that shit was on
animation.
You've seen all that footage,right when?
The capsule came down with theparachutes, and then there was
dolphins like no smoke comingout.
Joe (24:52):
Yeah, it's like steam.
Yeah, you know, like it was allI don't.
Thee Gooch (24:54):
It looked no smoke coming out.
Yeah, no steam.
Yeah, you know, like it was allit looked funny, dude.
Like it looked funny.
Like no shit, it looked reallyfunny.
I don't think it was real,especially when they threw the
fucking dolphins in there andthe people trying to rescue them
look so fucking fake.
Yeah, I don't know, peoplewould draw their own conclusions
.
I think it was fucking bullshit.
Joe (25:15):
I was saying the same thing because and then they put a
reporter in there.
How does a reporter go in space?
Thee Gooch (25:25):
It's just, I don't know, dude, I don't know, it's
just.
Joe (25:29):
I don't think it was real.
The whole shit was in ParamountPictures, dude.
That's what I was thinking.
Thee Gooch (25:34):
The ocean, the backdrop, I don't know.
There was something about thefootage when was in paramount
pictures?
Dude, that's what I wasthinking the ocean, you know.
The ocean, the backdrop.
I don't know.
There was something about thefootage when they came back from
rescuing these two astronautsthere's something about that
footage that doesn't sit rightwith me and along with many
others, because people watch it.
Maybe because it was just toogood of a fucking camera that
they fucking recorded on, or itwas actually CGI, I don't know,
(25:56):
but it didn't look real to me,yeah.
Joe (25:58):
It looked kind of fake to me too.
Yeah Well, I got the video.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm going toput it on right now.
Watch for that.
Speaker 5 (26:06):
No one realizes that the two astronauts allegedly
stranded in space actually neverwent to space at all.
During the live broadcast ofthe rescue mission for the
stranded astronauts went tospace at all.
During the live broadcast ofthe rescue mission for the
stranded astronauts, many peoplenoticed something was off.
Everything looked like anAI-generated video with perfect
graphics and visual effects.
The sky and water were astriking blue, the parachute
shape seemed fake and evendolphins appeared in the
(26:27):
distance, like something from aCGI trailer.
Not to mention when the capsulemade contact with the cold
seawater.
There was no steam, despite theheat generated by the
high-speed re-entry.
Another issue came to light withthe timing when the astronauts
landed.
They claimed that the rescuefleet would take about 30
minutes to reach them, but inreality it only took two to
three minutes.
Originally American astronauts,barry Wilmore and Sunita
(26:48):
Williams, were only supposed tostay in space for eight days,
but strangely, the video thatwas later released showed them
celebrating various holidayswith decorations.
I can't believe space stationsupplies would include such
items, so there's only onepossibility this whole thing was
planned.
They never went to space andwere just staying somewhere,
creating a fakestranded-in-space illusion.
The most crucial point is thereport that they returned to
(27:11):
Earth aboard SpaceX's CrewDragon capsule, but we all know
that SpaceX's spacecraft hadalready experienced two failed
test flights this year.
On January 16th, itdisintegrated during a test
flight, and on March 6th, anenergy event caused multiple
Raptor engines to fail, leadingto the spacecraft's loss of
control and disintegration.
Do you still believe this storyis true?
Joe (27:33):
No, I don't.
I mean, I don't believe thatthey really came from outer
space.
Thee Gooch (27:36):
Like that right there that you're seeing right
there on the video where there'san explosion.
It looks like a bunch of stars,right, my opinion, my opinion
they hit the firmament and thefucking rocket exploded.
Joe (27:47):
Yeah, that's what I'm thinking too.
Well, ever since Elon Musk'sbeen sending rockets to try to
go to space, it hits thefirmament and it makes a ripple
effect it vibrates.
Thee Gooch (28:04):
It sounds crazy, but like I always say, dude, the
truth is always stranger thanfiction.
Joe (28:09):
And I think Elon Musk is already confirming that we are
living in a firmament.
There's one of the recordingvideos that he mentions it, but
he doesn't say that we're livingin a firmament.
He's trying to say it in ascientific way.
You know what I'm saying, right?
Thee Gooch (28:28):
So there is an international space station
floating around up there.
We see it, it's up there.
Whether or not there's peoplein there is is a total is a
totally different story.
We know it's up there, but thething is it's not in outer space
as we know, outer space has, asit's been taught to us being
outer space.
(28:48):
Where it's at it's in a layercalled the thermosphere.
That's where that, uh, starlinkis that you know.
You see the trail of starlink,yeah, yeah, we see it.
It's up there, right, and theinternational space station,
that's where.
That's where they're at.
They're in a thermosphere.
It's not fucking space howabout this?
Joe (29:07):
I mean because they say that the firmament it's made of
ice, right, because they saythat water is above.
I mean, we're above the water,or something like that Above and
below, above and below.
So I'm saying that it's notglass, it's made of ice, ice,
cold ice that don't melt, inother words, dry ice.
(29:28):
They say that pieces fall offsometimes, but I think that they
probably nailed it or somethinglike that Right, right, right,
right.
It's like getting a nail, youknow, in a wall.
You put a string on it and letit hang.
Okay, okay.
Like an ornament.
You know when you hang a tree aChristmas tree.
I'm thinking it's probablyhanged up there the space
(29:51):
shuttle or some shit like that.
Thee Gooch (29:53):
Because everything else we see from the ISS, from
the International Space Station,everything else we see, it's
all fucking CGI, everything isall CGI, that's just the same.
Joe (30:05):
Even the moon, even the landing of the moon.
I mean they say that somewherein Arizona, I don't know where,
grand Canyon, there's a littlesame picture, the same same
phase of the moon.
Thee Gooch (30:21):
I don't know.
Yeah, we can't.
We can't leave.
The sun is most definitely not93 million miles away.
Joe (30:30):
No, it's not and the reason why I think they want to leave,
trying to get out of herebecause something drastic or
disastrous is going to happen.
Thee Gooch (30:40):
They got this fucking volcano, earthquakes and
shit.
I already got my bags packed.
I'm ready to go.
Joe (30:48):
Jeez really I don't know what I'm gonna do.
I try to get everything ready,like my food, my food cans and
all that stuff.
I've been waiting when thisdisaster gonna hit.
I already finished all myfucking canned foods.
Now I gotta buy some more, youknow there was one time I did
(31:12):
that did a safety bag and allthat shit, got all my canned
foods and all that stuff.
I go, oh fuck, I'm fuckinghungry man, Fuck it, I'm just
going to eat this shit Little bylittle, if I really finished it
.
Thee Gooch (31:24):
All my canned foods.
No wonder you're fat, I knowright.
What else do you?
Got on the videos, the videos.
Joe (31:32):
Well, there's one that President Trump has a mention.
I don't know if you heard aboutit in the news.
It's called, uh, that whatthey're doing now.
It's called the, the f-47.
You heard about that.
Well, that's the nextgeneration.
Oh, the flight like a jet.
(31:53):
Like a jet, yeah, for the war,in case you know.
It says it's um, I mean, well,here's the video.
I got it all right.
I got, I think I got two, oh no, yeah, I got.
Clip (32:06):
Here we go this is the sixth generation f-47 ngad
fighter.
It is a $300 million large,high-performance, long-range,
ultra-stealthy piece of Americaningenuity and lethality the
most advanced fighter in theworld.
Yet it was close to beingcanceled and never seen the
(32:26):
light of day.
But recently Boeing hasofficially been chosen to build
America's next SuperJet,revealed by sixth generation
stealth fighter.
F-47 is set to replace thelegendary f-22 raptor.
Only 186 f-22s were built, butthe air force wants up to 250 ng
(32:47):
aids.
The era of air dominance isabout to be rewritten.
The development of the ngadfighter is expected to cost
around $20 billion, and that'sonly for research and
development.
Building the final products andmile the fighters themselves is
expected to cost $300 millionper fighter.
(33:09):
The total cost for 100 fighterswould be roughly $30 billion.
That's a total of $50 billiondollars, including the
development costs.
And of course, the Air Forcecould aim for more than 100
fighter units, which couldeasily mean more billions to
spend.
Before committing the GDPs ofentire states to one fighter,
the Air Force needed to be surethat it needed said fighter in
(33:31):
the first place, especiallysince new technologies were
making other approaches to airdominance possible.
Unmanned aerial vehicles, uavsfor one, have been taking the
spotlight in recent years.
They're relatively cheap,highly lethal, available in an
instant and ready to swarm inlarge numbers.
They've been more than decisivein the Russia-Ukraine war and
(33:52):
have taken the interest of evenChina, which has been building
an entire army of them.
Another likely option was ageneral change of mentality in
the US Air Force from an agileattacking force to one that
stays a great distance away andlaunches long-range ammunition
at the enemy.
The new $700 million B-21Raider, the most advanced bomber
(34:12):
in history, could make thispossible, armed with weapons
that can take out targets thebomber can't even see,
ultra-long-range attacks wouldbe a breeze.
With all of these in mind, theUS Air Force put the NGAD
program on hold at the closingstages of 2024 for an in-depth
review of the program.
If the NGAD fighter was to bebuilt, it had to prove itself
(34:33):
worthy, and it did exactly that.
Extensive war simulationsshowed that the Air Force faced
greater risk and was less ableto achieve major objectives
without the NGAD fighter onboard.
The simulations revealed a needto keep persistent pressure on
the enemy in forward areas andthat a force structure centered
solely on long-range standoffcapabilities does not win major
(34:56):
fights.
The US isn't alone in stockinglong-range weapons.
China is doing the same thingat a possibly greater pace than
the US.
The Air Force generalstherefore came to a unanimous
decision.
The NGAD fighter wasn't onlyuseful.
It was also crucial to Americanair dominance in the future,
especially a future that couldfeature a high-end conflict with
(35:17):
china.
China's air capabilities aregrowing at an incredible pace.
While the us debated on whetheror not to forge ahead with the
ngad fighter, two new nextgeneration chinese aircraft were
spotted in the sky.
Thee Gooch (35:29):
A few man, that shit dude, that's crazy dude, that's
some state of the art shitright there yeah so this plane
that.
Joe (35:36):
But they're making the sixth generation, the f-47.
Thee Gooch (35:39):
It's going to have a lot of supersonic on it you
know, everything going on rightnow in the world with, like, uk,
uk um funding.
Now it's the uk funding.
Uh, the ukraine right, ukraineagainst russia?
R?
Russia wants peace.
Look, I don't give a fuck ifpeople think oh, you're a Putin
(36:00):
fucking fan, boris, whatever thefuck they call it.
Look, we all want peace.
Why the fuck do these peoplecontinue to fund, like Joe Biden
?
Why are they funding thisfucking stupid war?
Bringing peace talks to thetable, and clearly the president
of Ukraineraine doesn't wantfucking peace, clearly, right.
(36:20):
So this is, this is just myprediction, my opinion.
Okay, I see, because the uk andsome other, france, some other
one, I don't know who the fuckanyway, anyway, everybody out
there um, I see world war iiihappening, but china, russia and
the us will band together andall the other countries will go
(36:43):
against us.
Yeah, that's the only way I seeworld war iii gone, because
nobody wants peace.
That's true.
So I see that happening morelogically.
Joe (36:59):
Yeah, it sucks.
It's a sad thing, you know.
Yeah, I mean Trump is trying toput peace, but no one wants it.
But didn't Gaza broke peace?
They did.
I mean they broke the how doyou call it?
The ceasefire peace, they did.
Thee Gooch (37:19):
They broke the ceasefire deal.
They did.
And again a lot of these whackjobs are saying oh, because
Israel is a genocidal, fuckingmaniac or whatever.
What's his name?
Netanyahu?
No, that's not it.
People need to stop listeningto the fucking news.
There was a ceasefire dealgoing on and all that terrorist
(37:40):
group, hamas.
All they needed to do was forkover all the hostages dead or
alive when they wanted them now.
So they weren't doing that,they didn't commit to it.
So Israel said fuck it, we'regoing to bomb the fuck out of
them.
And that's exactly what they'redoing, including the hostages
(38:02):
too.
It's sad to say most likely,most likely.
I mean, how do you escape fromthat?
It's war and the peoplecontinue to call it a fucking
genocide.
No, it's not a genocide.
When people call it a genocide,it it offends the actual, like
the holocaust.
What happened in the holocaust?
That was a fucking jail wheremillions were fucking killed,
(38:23):
you know, deliberately theydon't look at that part.
Huh, no, they don't.
Joe (38:26):
It's almost like they forget about that shit happening
yeah, yeah, they're trying tolike, uh, they're trying to, how
you call it, uh, ignore it.
Because they don't ignore it,because they don't want to get
blamed for it.
Thee Gooch (38:39):
Yeah, and again, like I said in a past podcast,
these are the same stupid peoplethat are pro-Palestine because
of the genocide.
Meanwhile they're pro-Ukraineand they want the war to
continue, killing other innocentpeople.
That's how stupid they think.
And they're being racist Rightand all the while, all, and
they're being racist Right andall the while, all the while
nobody wants peace.
Joe (38:59):
Yeah, how stupid is that?
Yeah, I mean, they'reanti-Semitic Right.
Thee Gooch (39:06):
It's the same shit.
You know, Yep, you know.
Oh, you hear them cry about.
Oh, I thought Trump was wasgonna stop the war day.
One motherfucker.
At least he's trying.
Where the fuck was joe Biden?
Not one time did he bring peacetalks to the table, not one
time fuck them.
Yeah, that's how stupid theydon't see that shit no, they
don't.
That's how stupid they are.
(39:26):
They're all blind dude.
When I mean they, I meanliberal democrats.
That's who I mean.
They fucking stupid idiots, allof them, every single one of
them, yeah no shit.
Why can't?
why?
Can't you know why?
Because peace.
Peace doesn't make anybodymoney, and war does, and war
(39:47):
does.
War makes people millions.
Yeah, and they don't see thatthat's why motherfuckers sink in
the people?
Joe (39:54):
yeah, the people don't see that, they don't notice it.
Yeah, want to fucking sink in.
Yeah, the people don't see that, they don't notice it.
Thee Gooch (39:57):
That goes for both parties.
It's not just the liberals,that goes for both parties, Both
parties.
Like George Bush the junior,he's invested in all that.
Why do you think he wanted awar so bad with Iraq?
It's crazy, huh.
But people don't see it.
It's all conspiracy theories.
Joe (40:16):
we're wearing fucking tinfoil hats yeah, yeah, but
it's true, that's really fuckingtrue.
And, um, you know what we're?
What we were talking about?
Those are ufos, uaps and allthat stuff.
And then I was in the pastepisodes I've been saying you
know what, dude, these UAPs?
(40:39):
They're flying, right.
So you got UFOs, you got UAPs.
So what's the differencebetween a UFO and a UAP?
I don't know.
Okay, I said this and I don'tknow if you remember it.
I said this, but the differencebetween a UFO it's a UFO and
then a flying object, right,okay, but that's an alien ship,
(41:02):
right, right.
So the ones that the ones thatfall down and you know, get
destroyed no, not destroyed, butlike they get dismantled a
little bit.
They fall and shit I don't knowwhere, and then the government
takes it to their area 51 andthey the scientists.
They get a million scientiststrying to fix it.
That's Area 51, right Back in1940, what 45, 47?
(41:26):
Okay, so they probably fixedall those UFOs that fucking fell
and shit like that, the onesthat died and all that shit.
So now they're saying well,trump just said it, I got the
video for it too.
He says that these UAPs arecontrolled by us.
Humans are flying them.
(41:46):
No shit, and I said that theUAPs is us flying them.
We're getting to learn how todo the maneuvers and all that
shit.
Thee Gooch (41:54):
And the UFOs are the aliens.
The UFOs are the aliens.
Joe (42:00):
Oh okay.
So I think that's thedifference between the UAPs,
because man is flying it.
Okay, so I got the video.
He explains it right here.
I don't know if you have seenit or not.
It doesn't sound familiar.
Okay, here we go.
Clip (42:19):
Experimental version of the plane has secretly been
flying for almost five years andwe're confident that it
massively overpowers thecapabilities of any other nation
.
Joe (42:33):
That was quick.
I didn't think it was thatquick.
That's what she said.
Well, he explains it rightthere, you know.
Clip (42:43):
Y'all.
This is not a drill, Scientists.
Experimental version of theplane has secretly been flying
for almost five years and we'reconfident that it massively
overpowers the capabilities ofany other nation.
Joe (42:57):
So he's saying that we are flying them.
Okay, right.
So my guess was I was right,you know, yeah.
And then there's another thingtoo, about the pyramids.
I don't know if you heard aboutthe pyramids.
Thee Gooch (43:13):
Yeah, I heard about the pyramids, but I didn't
really pay too much attention toit.
Joe (43:18):
Okay, so this reminds me of the movie Total Recall.
Have you seen Total Recall?
Yeah, okay, you know how theygo to Mars and they're trying to
make Earth put some air andshit, right, yeah, yeah, yeah.
So this is what I think, whatit is, but I don't know, for
some reason.
I don't know, I don't believeit, but I think it has a lot of
(43:39):
electricity in it, right, sohere we go.
I mean, I don't want to explain, right, but here we go.
Clip (43:45):
Y'all, this is not a drill .
Scientists have just uncoveredsomething massive beneath the
Khafre Pyramid and if this holdsup, it could change everything
we know about ancient Egypt.
Researchers Corrido Malanga andFilippo Biondi used
cutting-edge synthetic apertureradar technology to scan beneath
the pyramid, revealing anenormous underground structure.
(44:06):
Sar uses sound waves to createhigh-res images of hidden spaces
, and their findings aremind-blowing.
Beneath the pyramid's basethere are five massive
horizontal structures, eachconnected by geometric pathways
and containing five levels withsloping roofs.
But it doesn't stop there.
Beneath these are eight hollowcylindrical formations, possibly
wells, each surrounded by adescending spiral pathway.
(44:27):
Below them, two enormous cubes,each 80 meters across, sitting
648 meters underground.
And here's the wildest part thestructure extends two kilometers
beneath the entire Giza Plateauconnecting all three pyramids.
It's bigger than the pyramidsthemselves.
But why was something thismassive hidden underground?
The researchers believe thisisn't a burial site, but some
(44:49):
kind of mechanical or functionalsystem, possibly linked to
theories that the pyramids werepower generators harnessing
Earth's natural frequencies.
The cylindrical wells may havestored energy, which could
explain the See.
Doesn't it like?
Remind you of that movie fromTotal Recall?
Joe (45:04):
Yeah, but in a different situation.
You know what that is.
Thee Gooch (45:22):
That's all free energy.
Joe (45:25):
Yeah, right, that's all that is free energy, like Luxury
City and all that shit, right,yep?
What do you think?
Maybe that something couldhover make objects hover.
Thee Gooch (45:35):
You know what I'm saying Right with the vibrations
, mm-hmm.
Yeah, you've gone to somethingcover.
You know I'm saying right withthe vibrations.
Yeah, that's yeah, and I'vedone something there.
I've been preaching that sincewe, you know, earlier in the
podcast well, two years ago onthe podcast that we do have free
energy.
We get it from the sky.
We can get it from the sky, wedon't have to pay fucking
electricity.
We just haven't figured it out.
We're not smart enough.
But our the, the civilizationbefore us, tartarians, all of
(46:00):
they all figured it out.
We haven't.
Either we haven't or we're justtoo stupid to do it for
ourselves.
Because back in the day, youknow, like these massive
buildings, like the White House,and you know the Capitol
buildings we see all over theplace, where you know they were
built by something, maybe humans, you know right, advanced
(46:20):
humans.
But no, I think we're juststupid enough to bow down to
taxes, bow down to pay corporateenergy bills, water bills, all
this shit, dude.
Joe (46:31):
But don't you think that all this, that energy, that like
it's been around, they reallyknew about this.
This is why we get fucking cellphones and all that shit and
but it's really opening up rightnow because we having cell
phones like everybody's therenow.
Thee Gooch (46:48):
I think 100 years or maybe even 200 years ago.
I think that we were well, thecivilization before us were way
advanced than we are now.
Joe (47:00):
That's like that explains that they had like little before
us, were way advanced than weare now.
That explains that they hadlittle miniature electric cell
phones.
Right yeah, flashlights.
Thee Gooch (47:09):
Batteries.
All of that's been discoveredmore than 200 years ago.
You know we're more primitive.
Us humans today are moreprimitive than what they were
two, three, four or five hundredyears ago.
Look at the pyramids threethousand years ago.
Joe (47:27):
Look what they're finding generators, free electricity I
think I it makes my mind boggle,because it is it just.
They knew about this way before, but they kept it a secret
until everybody found out.
Now they're opening it, nowthey're coming up and they're
whistleblowing it.
Thee Gooch (47:47):
That's what I'm thinking.
So yeah, the humans before us,the Tartarians before us, they
were more advanced than we were.
Yeah, they knew how to.
There was no cancer, there wasno cold.
We didn't use glasses right youknow it was all with the energy
that we feel from a tree, froma grass being grounded on the
(48:09):
floor, walking barefoot.
You know, right like thathealed us.
But now we're just all caughtup on wearing rubber shoes,
wearing glasses.
You know, nothing heals us.
We got cancer right, you knowit's crazy and again and I said
this in the past podcast too andagain it all boils down to
money, all of it that's crazy,okay.
Joe (48:33):
so what about this judge here?
Dude, this stupid judge calledhis name is James Bossenberg.
You want to talk about that oryou want to talk about it in the
next podcast?
Let's talk about that littlefucker right now, because it
kind of angers me, because he'sthe one who's thinking he's all
(48:54):
over, like he has all theauthority than the president,
right?
And then he has a daughterthat's working with that shit
and getting paid for it.
Thee Gooch (49:08):
What's it called the USAID?
She was under the USAID.
Yeah, the judge thinks that hecan overrule the president, but
he can't.
So now Trump is calling for thefederal what's it called the
supreme court of the unitedstates, the, the big ones, the
higher ups?
Yeah, it's calling to shut thatfucker up, like shut the fuck
(49:28):
up.
Yeah, he can't do nothing aboutit because he's getting paid.
Joe (49:33):
He's getting paid by them dude.
Yeah, he's getting yeah, andagain.
Thee Gooch (49:37):
It's all these fucking democrats, dude.
It's all these democrats thatthink that they can make their
own rules, as it goes.
Yeah, and just because DonaldTrump is using a fucking
amendment that was created inthe 1700s, that it can be
overruled.
And no, it's not going to beoverruled.
Joe (49:54):
Yeah, you can't change the law, right?
Thee Gooch (49:56):
No, it's been a law for a really long time.
Fucking scumbag dude yeah, hewas trying to get.
He was trying to get donaldtrump to turn the planes around
yeah, they were going to elsalvador, to that, that camp
right or the jail, the prisonout there in el salvador, he was
trying to get donald trump.
Joe (50:13):
No, it's not going to happen from what I'm, that any
criminal that causes a threatthey're going to be sent over
there.
Thee Gooch (50:23):
Yeah, it's the gang members, the really, really
hardcore ones, the dangerousones.
Those are the ones that aregoing to be sent there.
It's like that guy that wasprotesting you know
pro-Palestine that wasprotesting.
They revoked his green card.
Joe (50:40):
Yeah, and they're acting like that.
Thee Gooch (50:42):
Yeah, like they're acting like that can be done.
Yes, it can be done.
If you're here supporting aterrorist group and you're for
the ops, yes, your green card isgoing to be fucking revoked and
you're going to get sent backto your front, and I hope they
send him back to fuckingPalestine.
They can hear him louder.
He'll be a lot closer.
They'll hear him louder,fucking clear.
Go protest over there.
(51:04):
What the fuck is he going to dofor us here?
Nothing, yeah, it's just stupid.
Now they're going to hear himlouder than they care.
Now they're going to deport him.
Joe (51:11):
Good, he's going to cry over there more over there,
right.
Thee Gooch (51:16):
Yeah, he's going to wish he was back in the United
States.
You had a green card, you weregoing to school.
Now you're protesting for afucking terrorist group Hamas to
be exact and now your greencard got revoked.
Now it's time for you to gohome.
Right.
(51:36):
I mean, that's plain and simple,it's cut and dry.
That's the law.
And they're saying that theycan't do that.
No, they can.
Joe (51:41):
They can do that but you know what, doesn't it depend on
the person that sponsored him no, because the guy was the guy's
pro-Palestine.
Thee Gooch (51:55):
You know this whole genocide bullshit that they're
saying that's what he was andall of that is for Hamas the
terrorist group.
Yeah, jeez, and that's why theyrevoked his green card.
They hunted him down.
They went to his wherever thefuck he was at, they arrested
him, they fucking took him.
They took him in your greencard's green oh.
(52:16):
And then the wife wants to beseven months pregnant.
He's gonna be a father.
Wants to be?
Oh, I'm seven months pregnant,he's going to be a father.
Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
Wow, he should have thoughtabout that and just shut the
fuck up and live his life and,you know, reap the benefits of
being here in the United States.
Joe (52:29):
Right, that's true, but no he wanted for you to go home.
Yeah, it's crazy man.
Yeah, what's going on?
It's fucking stupid.
What's going on?
What's going on?
All right, gooch for the finalhour.
Thee Gooch (52:49):
I got this comedian guy oh good, because I gotta go
pp okay, I got this comedian guy.
Joe (52:54):
His name is andrew schultz.
Oh, he's from netflix, dude.
I was just watching it.
This guy is so fucking funnydude.
You could look it up on Netflixtonight.
He's already, I think, for twosince three weeks he was on
Netflix.
That's a funny.
He's a funny stand-up guy,andrew Schultz.
He was born October 30th 1983.
(53:14):
So he's at the age of 41 rightnow.
So he's a good comedian.
I was watching it.
It was fucking funny.
It made a lot of sense.
He's a good outstandingcomedian.
I got a video if you guys wantto watch it.
You going to play it right now.
Play it right now, gooch, I'mgoing to go pee.
(53:36):
Okay, here we go.
I love you.
Clip (54:00):
I love you too.
Nobody's more proud of theircity than us.
That's what I thought my wholelife.
And then I went to Chicago.
Now, Chicago is a very wildplace.
They're proud of shit theyreally should not be proud of.
They're proud of the tragediesthat have happened in their city
.
They named their soccer teamthe Chicago Fire.
(54:39):
Nobody's more proud of theircity than us.
That's what I thought my wholelife.
And then I went to Chicago.
Now, Chicago is a very wildplace.
They're proud of shit theyreally should not be proud of.
They're proud of the tragediesthat have happened in their city
.
(55:03):
They named their soccer team,the Chicago Fire.
We love New York.
We're not naming a footballteam the New York 9-11s.
We call them the Jets Guys.
We don't name it after, we nameit before.
(55:25):
Okay, take that Chicago.
It's called confidence orknowledge of an inside job, but
I don't want to get toopolitical.
Like a person needs a song, likethe winter needs the cold.
We had this little Filipinadoctor, thank God, thank God.
(55:49):
She looked like the chick thatmade the outfits for the
Incredibles.
Remember she had the smallestlittle hand.
They might have been chopsticks, they were so tiny they might
have been chopsticks, they were.
So I remember she, like, shelike, floated into the room,
walked right up to my wife,opened her legs, fingers.
(56:10):
Her yells out a number Four.
I stopped jerking off.
I'm like hold on the fuck.
You mean four, bitch, that's aten man.
Do that squeezy shit.
You do Lock it up.
Do the fucking Take the air outthe room.
Four, I know fours.
I've been to Staten Island.
I know what the fuck a fourlooks like.
(56:37):
I'm fucking around, shout out,staten Island man.
Let's fucking around.
Shout out Staten Island man.
Let's fucking go Craziest.
New Yorkers Fact the mostpassionate, the most wild.
If anybody ever tries to invadeNew York, staten Island's gonna
handle that.
There's actually a scientificreason why people from Staten
Island are the way they are, butwe'll get to that shit later.
(57:09):
Anyway, 24 hours of this littlefingering festival I'm sitting
through, right, 24 hours in thebaby's heart rate drops.
They gotta do emergencyc-section.
Right doctor comes up to melike okay, we have to do a
c-section.
Obviously you read the booksand pamphlets, you know what to
expect.
And I'm like, yeah, yeah, um,they wheel my wife to another
room.
I go with them, right, I'mfucking delirious.
My thumbs are sore from mariokart.
I haven't slept in 24 hours.
The hospital's rainbow road.
I got no fucking clue what'sgoing on.
(57:32):
The doctor takes me to a littleroom inside that room and hands
me the doctor's outfit.
The scrubs put this on for what?
I'm like do I need to carve thepumpkin?
What kind of janky assinsurance do I have?
got to perform the fuckingc-section.
I'm googling on the low dadc-section.
(57:55):
It's just tranny porn showingup on my phone.
I'm like who the fuck stole myphone and looked up all this
awesome shit?
Follow the doctor back into theroom.
We go into the room.
My wife, my wife's laying onthis bed.
There's a curtain hanging fromthe ceiling right below her tits
.
Okay, doctor goes.
You go up there with the tits.
(58:16):
I'm like, obviously not goingdown there with a chainsaw
massacre.
I'm going up there with theknock-knocks.
I protect the tits, I guard thetits.
My wife's passed out.
I'm just you got to keep theducks open, right.
That baby you got to feed.
You don't want the titty milkto glaze them over, so I got
them.
(58:36):
Coin purse.
Joe (58:48):
I over.
So I got them, coin purse.
I'm blown into him like aSnapple bottle.
There you have it, guys.
There you guys.
There you have it.
That was Andrew Schultz,everybody, Andrew Schultz.
There, Gooch, are you there,Gooch?
Thee Gooch (59:02):
Oh, sorry about that .
He's actually.
This is the thing I was talkingabout how these entertainers
should just, you know, beentertainers and shut the fuck
up about their political views.
He's actually a Democrat and Ihaven't seen his show, but I
don't know if he talks, you know, but it's shit like that.
Just leave it out of your show.
(59:24):
Leave it out, right, your pointof view.
Just just do your thing and getout, yeah, and just do your
work, right, yeah, yeah yeah,andrew schultz, everybody tune
in in netflix.
Joe (59:35):
He's on Netflix.
Sorry about the video audio.
I mean the visual.
Look, you couldn't see it.
Huh, no, I don't know whathappened there, but you could
hear the audio right.
Yeah, alright guys.
I think this is it everybody.
Thank you for tuning in.
This is the Talkers PodcastUnscripted.
(59:57):
You got any final words beforewe leave the show?
Gooch.
Thee Gooch (01:00:01):
Yes, don't drink and drive, please, please, don't
drink and drive.
Joe (01:00:07):
You hear that Everybody do not drink and drive everybody
because it's bad out there.
And what I got to say is thankyou for tuning in, thank you for
listening, thank you fordownloading, thank you for
downloading, thank you forjoining in and, um, yeah, tune
in everybody, tune in anddownload.
(01:00:28):
I would, I appreciate all thepeople from the Eastern side of
the part of the other world, uh,like Europe, uh, uk, and all
them Africa, all them.
I want to thank them for tuningin and downloading and anything
else?
Thee Gooch (01:00:45):
Gooch, I think that's it.
Joe (01:00:47):
This is the Talkers Podcast on Scribd.
My name is Joe, and if you guyswant to support our show for $3
a month, you can cancel anytime.
No hard feelings on our end,but there's a catch to it.
You could have a shout out withit too.
Should I explain for that July27, our third year anniversary,
or should I do that later?
(01:01:07):
The what, the third yearanniversary, july 27.
Thee Gooch (01:01:12):
Oh, it's July, Fuck already.
Yeah, do it when were closer.
Joe (01:01:18):
Okay, alright guys.
That's it guys.
Thank you for tuning in.
Thank it.
Do it One more closer?
Okay, All right guys.
That's it guys.
Thank you for tuning in.
Thank you for joining in.
We really appreciate you, guys.
Again, you could look at us upat theetalkers.
buzzsprout.
com.
That link's right there whereit says my name on it,
theetalkers.
buzzsprout.
com.
And that's all I can say isstay safe, be vigilant and take
(01:01:41):
care, guys.
Thank you, bye, nice.
What's up?
What's up everybody?
What's up, what's up everybody.
This is Thee Talkers Podcast,Unscripted.
What's up everybody?
Good morning, good afternoonand good evening.
How's everybody doing in LosAngeles, California, we got The
Gooch.
Thee Gooch (00:37):
What's up, Gooch?
How's it going here, Joseph?
Joe (00:43):
Good, good, good.
Before we start the show, Ijust want to thank everybody
that are tuning in, listeningand downloading our podcast.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, thank youeveryone that's listening.
Yeah, it's a beautiful day inLos Angeles, california, sunday
(01:04):
fun day everybody.
I hope everybody is joining in.
And you know what?
Gooch, today's the opening gamefor Dodgers and Angels.
Oh, no shit At the Dodgersstadium.
Yeah, they play today at 5, Ithink 5 or 6.
Thee Gooch (01:20):
Good, good, good no shit no good, good, oh shit Nice
.
And how that would be theFreeway Series right.
Joe (01:32):
That would be the Freeway Series.
Gooch, yeah, yeah, it's abeautiful day, sunday, fun day,
like I said, I just wanteverybody to know that this is
our new schedule.
Now, sunday will be our newschedule 2 pm, right, gooch,
that's right.
Thee Gooch (01:53):
Can you explain why I'm thinking?
Joe (01:55):
you're more explaining it.
Thee Gooch (01:58):
Either I've had too much to drink on Friday night,
so I'm super tired Saturday, andthen I just say fuck it, let's
just do it Sundays, like that Ican sleep and you can sleep and
unwind from the excitement ofgetting drunk.
Yeah, yeah, you notice.
I post a bunch of political shiton my Facebook.
(02:19):
Yeah yeah, I'm getting tired ofthat fucking liberal shit.
No shit, right Seeing on myfucking walls and shit.
Hopefully they get the point Ineed to shit up.
I usually don't get politicalon my Facebook shit, but I just
have to do it.
Joe (02:37):
Yeah, that's true, same here.
I don't go too political, butit's whatever, just to inform
people out there.
You know what I'm saying.
Thee Gooch (02:52):
You got to be informed, you know, yeah, but um
, did I tell you I went to vegas?
Yes, actually you did.
Joe (02:55):
Yeah, you sent me a text that you were in vegas.
Yeah, I went on vegas last weekand I couldn't make it, we
couldn't do the show last week,so we took what like a day off.
You can say you know how was it?
Yeah, but it was.
Uh, it was real interesting,but wasn't there like a shooting
in at the flamingo or circus orsomething yeah that's what I
heard.
It wasn't all circus, circus.
(03:15):
We went to you were there right, yeah, we were there, but um,
we didn't know the full storyabout it, what it would happen,
so we kind of just went bar awayand shit like that, but um,
yeah, a lot going on there.
Thee Gooch (03:27):
Did you guys have a good time?
Joe (03:28):
Yeah, we had a good time.
You know, we had a good time.
I even took a little bit ofpictures.
You know what, dude, I'm notthat person anymore.
Back then, you know, when yougo to Vegas, you go to a trip,
you start taking pictures, youput it in Instagram and all that
stuff.
I don't feel that anymore, Idon't know why.
Oh really, I just don't feelthat no more.
I mean, it took a couple ofhere and there, but I mean it
(03:49):
wasn't like you know, like youknow, wow, you know, like shit,
you know, but I only took a few.
You know, we went to where that, um, I call it, uh, the
flamingo right here.
This is the picture I tookFlamingo right here.
This is the picture I took.
Oh, wow, yeah, it's real nice.
That's the.
You know, actually, that's thefirst casino that was ever built
in Las Vegas since 1947.
(04:10):
No shit, that's Bugsy Seagull'scasino.
Thee Gooch (04:14):
And you know, as many times as I've been in Vegas
, as many times have I gone.
I've never seen the Flamingo.
Joe (04:21):
Yeah, me too.
That was like my first timebeing in um on the flamingo.
I've been wanting to go therebecause you know, I watched the
movie bugsy.
I don't know if you watched it.
Yeah, I love that and yeah, itwas really.
It was, it was reallyinteresting.
Yeah, so it was, it was good,it was, it wasn't that bad, you
know nice.
Thee Gooch (04:38):
So but yeah it was good.
What camera are you using onthat?
Is that your laptop camera?
Joe (04:44):
Yeah, my laptop, why it looks lousy, it looks good, but
mine looks like shit.
It's because I think thebackground, dude, that's why I
took out the background.
Oh you know, but yeah, butother than that it was pretty
good.
We saw that spear.
Well, here's the Bugsy Seagullmonument, right here by the
(05:08):
habitat, you know that's BugsySeagull right there.
Thee Gooch (05:09):
He's one of my favorite mobsters.
Joe (05:11):
Yeah, and you know he died pretty disastrous.
You know, real, real, theyalmost died real bad.
Oh really, I think the photoswere on.
If you Googled it you could seehis photos how they shot him in
the head and face and all thatshit.
But yeah, it was good, I had alot of fun, it was beautiful,
(05:32):
right, that's nice.
Thee Gooch (05:33):
Where else did you guys go?
You guys just stuck there.
Joe (05:36):
Well, we went around.
We just basically we went toVegas not to go over there and
have like a vacation vacation.
It was just to go see ourcousin getting married.
You know, uh, sexy pants, andchico checks his sister, you
know.
So she got married, uh, with aterrific guy.
He's a real awesome guy to her.
(05:56):
I mean I don't think why shegot married with him, but, um,
yeah, so no reason, right, Imean, yeah, but um, we, we, back
in the day we were kids, I usedto call her Sangrona, so she
would call me Sangron.
So since we got sexy pants,chico Chex now the sisters is
Sangrona, so did she?
(06:16):
Yeah, well, you know, that'swhat we used to call each other
back in the day yeah, so yeah,we had a good time.
And they got flamingos here inthe habitat.
When you go and they're in theresort, they're remodeling
everything, they're fixingeverything up.
Thee Gooch (06:35):
You know why flamingos are pink, right?
No, I don't, because they eatthe what's it called Crabs?
Oh, they do.
You know how the crabs are red?
Joe (06:47):
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, what's it called?
Crabs?
All they do.
You know, crabs are red.
Oh yeah, yeah, that's whythey're pink.
Thee Gooch (06:50):
Oh shit, I didn't know that that's a fun fact,
right?
Yeah, damn, it's a pigment onthe crab and it goes into their
feathers.
Joe (06:56):
No shit, nice, yeah, but uh yeah, dude, uh, we had, we had
a good time.
We had a good time.
Mom, that's good, dude, but momthat's good.
Huh, did you guys drink?
Ah, dude, once we got there,once we touched down right there
, we started drinking right away.
I need a fucking beer, I need ablue moon.
So I got a blue moon from thelike the three days Uh, I think
it was the third day.
(07:16):
Fourth day, we got there Fridayday.
So after that Monday we wereleaving home.
I had a minor headache, alittle hangover, fatigue and
shit like that.
But see, we didn't go therejust to go to have a good, I
mean like not to gamble and shit.
I gambled here and there, but itwas not, like you know, the
whole week.
You know we didn't stay thewhole week in Vegas, we just
(07:38):
stayed like three days, but justto see our cousin get married
days, but just to see her cousinget married.
Nice did she get married,congratulations yeah did she get
married in front of albus or no?
Just uh, just a regular chapel,you know I forgot the name of
it.
You know, I didn't pay attentionto the name, but yeah, but it
was.
It was a good time, dude.
I had a good time, even thoughit was only for three nights,
(08:01):
right I can't do Vegas for morethan a weekend.
Thee Gooch (08:04):
Dude like I know, like back in the day I can't.
I bitch around me when I losefive bucks.
And again the slot machines areplaying.
Playing blackjack, odor, but Idon't like gambling.
Joe (08:15):
Yeah, same here but and then, yeah, I did it here and
there, I did that blackjackstuff and I lost and shit, was
there a lot of people the in theblack, it was a lot of people.
It was a lot of people.
But on the blackjack tablethere was not too many.
But when you go to the craps,the Russian I mean the Russian,
the roulette table you know likeit was a lot of people in the
(08:36):
craps there was a lot of peopleright there, so, yeah, I had a
good time.
I had a good time.
Thee Gooch (08:43):
Do you see your future wife out there anywhere?
Oh, speaking of that.
Joe (08:47):
You want to hear something funny about that.
I was in the bar, right, youknow, sexy pants and Chico Chex
and Chico Chex's wife, they weredoing their, playing their
thing, right, they're in theirslot machines and shit, right.
And then I was just in the bar,dude, like I gave up.
I like I lost my money, some ofthe money.
So I, you know I'm done.
(09:07):
So I was in the bar, got somemore beer, blue moon, drinking
it up.
I mean, I'm right here off, youknow, this girl comes up to me,
right, no, mommy's joe, and umand um, like I'm right here,
thinking I'm Like I'm fuckingcute or anything like that.
I go, this girl comes up to me.
Hey, I saw you looking at me, Igo, looking at you.
(09:29):
And I glanced, looking aroundbut I didn't think I was looking
at you.
But well, okay, that's what yousay, right?
So, yeah, I go, yeah, I thinkyou're handsome and this, and
that I go.
Oh, really, I go.
Oh, shit, I go, really, I go,yeah.
And she was all touching me,groping me, grabbing my you know
(09:52):
, my pee-pee.
No shit, yeah, but I was like ohshit, yeah, she was grabbing my
pee-pee and everything andtouching me, everything, right,
and I go, oh fuck, and I go, yougo.
Well, yeah, so I do everything.
You know everything you want,and this is how much I charge
and this and that I go, you knowwhat.
I'm sorry, but I don't havethat money.
(10:12):
You know like you have to playit off because I'm not that
fucking desperate to fucking buya prostitute.
You know because how much?
Thee Gooch (10:18):
how much was it for a blow job?
Joe (10:20):
you don't mind me asking I'm pretty sure, like 500 bucks,
because it's vegas and she look.
You know, the funny part isthat she didn't look like those
fucking prostitutes in thestreet, you know, oh, no shit,
she looked real.
How do you call it facistic?
Oh, the glamour and all thatshit Like a business woman.
Thee Gooch (10:38):
Oh, you mean sophisticated?
Yeah, that's the word.
Joe (10:46):
She look all like nice business and everything you know
.
But I'm right here thinking, ohman, I'm fucking.
Oh shit, I got someone, I gotone already.
No, no, she ended up fucking,being a fucking hooker and shit,
okay, well, what are the prices?
The button she didn't give methe prices, no, I just said no,
I mean she gave me the price, sothat the bj part was five
hundred dollars.
God, and she says that she'llsupply me for all the condoms
(11:07):
and all that shit.
Thee Gooch (11:08):
How many blowjobs do you get for?
Joe (11:09):
$500?
Well, she said for the wholenight, but I don't know.
Thee Gooch (11:16):
That actually made my penis hurt.
I won't lie, Jeez.
I Just, I go I was here allman.
You made me feel good in thefirst but anyway did you get
hurt hell yeah.
But um hell yeah I did.
You was just feeling it and Igo fuck, but I'm sorry, I just
(11:38):
lost a lot of my winnings andshit.
That's what I told her no shitshe was cute too.
I was probably young, right?
Yeah, no shit.
Yeah, I have never, but she was cute too.
Really she was cute.
I was probably young, right.
Joe (11:48):
Yeah, I don't like in her 30s, you know 35s.
Thee Gooch (11:52):
I have never, ever in my life have ever paid for
sex dude.
Joe (11:56):
Yeah, me either.
Same here, you know I just.
I just told her you know what?
I don't have fucking, I justlost my winnings.
You know I'm sorry, but thenshe went away.
Thee Gooch (12:05):
You go, okay, all right.
Joe (12:07):
She's a loser.
Loser.
You don't want to fucking.
You don't want to drink with meat least you know, and talk you
know.
Okay, bye, bye.
Thee Gooch (12:17):
Oh my God, dude, that's horrible it is is.
I'm sorry you went through that.
Joe (12:25):
At least I tried right, At least I played a hand right
there, right.
Thee Gooch (12:30):
That's crazy.
If that would have happened tome, she'd be looking for a
button on a fur coat for sure,Jeez.
Joe (12:41):
Oh, that's horrible.
Dude, yeah, dude.
So there's a lot going on.
Hey, I was gonna ask you haveyou ever um?
Did you hear about the newmovie?
It's not white.
Thee Gooch (12:52):
Oh yeah, that's no way it's not doing too good.
Joe (12:55):
It's not doing too good actually I mean, I got something
to say about that movie.
I mean, I mean, I love Disney,you know.
You know, I love Disney, right?
Okay, I'm all into Disney, butmy favorite character is Mickey
Mouse and all that stuff, right?
Oh, speaking of which, this iswhat the Chico Chex got me from,
because they play these gamesin Circus Circus right, and
(13:17):
everybody out there that knowsthose games.
You buy those tickets, but theygo there every year.
Sometimes you know they go thereevery year playing those little
games.
You know little traps and youget the little mono you get like
that well, they've been been,they've been getting tickets
left and right every year.
They, they save them, they savethem.
So they got like, at least, uh,48 000 credit points.
(13:38):
So there's like a store.
You buy all that shit, right,all the toys, whatever points
you get.
Well, since they had all that,they got me, um, hold on, let me
, let me put it on.
All right, I'm not gonna, I'mnot gonna, I'm not gonna look
(14:05):
stupid, but it's for beanie,right?
I see that.
You see it's a beanie, right?
Yeah, I mean it doesn't fit mewell, but it's good because I
like Mickey Mouse and everything.
But, um, what it does is okay,I get these little things right
here.
I can't do it right now becauseI have the earphones.
(14:31):
Hi, everybody, come, in, come in.
Oh shit, that's what they got mefor the stuff right there Can
you hear me good, yeah, that'sactually pretty cool.
It is huh, it kind of fitstight because I think it's only
for kids, for children, so Idon't know.
Okay, you know for that oneyeah so that's Snow White yeah.
Thee Gooch (14:56):
So it opened up on Friday, right?
Well, thursday they did apremiere and then Friday they
opened up officially.
It only made 12 million dollarsopening day.
Joe (15:08):
No, shit, no that's a flop.
Thee Gooch (15:09):
Yeah, it's because of the actress.
The actress said some stupidfucking comment and people
decided not to go and check itout and it's getting horrible
reviews.
Yeah, horrible horrible reviewsI mean I think she said
something to the nature Voteblue and come see the movie.
If you don't vote blue, don'tbother.
So nobody went, some shit likethat.
Joe (15:33):
Oh, my god, I understood that she was a woke person,
right, she said something aboutthe prince.
It's a different.
The prince, the prince, yeah,right, it's a different, the
reverse way, and all that shit,I don't know.
But I'm not going because ofthe woke, you know, because of
(15:54):
her perspective, views orwhatever she said.
I just don't like it becausethey didn't make it exactly as
the character, like the sevendwarfs.
They couldn't make it, at least, uh me.
If they want to make the dwarfslook like the cartoon, but
humanized, like, right, the waythey, the way they're supposed
to appear as as a character, itwould have probably been good.
Thee Gooch (16:15):
But I don't know if you saw the the seven dwarfs,
how they look yeah, I actuallyhaven't really seen how they
really really look because I'mnot really trying to pay
attention to it and a lot of Idon't know small people, a lot
of small people.
Actors are upset because Disneycouldn't employ seven dwarfs
actual small people to do themovie and they're both cut in
(16:39):
that movie too because of that.
Joe (16:42):
That's what I'm saying.
They could have got some of thethe real life action people
right and make them look likethem.
You know, yeah, but they went,they went ahead and did a CGI,
yeah, and it doesn't even I mean, it doesn't even look like the
seven dwarfs.
Thee Gooch (16:54):
Let me tell you one thing, dude I mean I took uh I
took same name boy to uh themovies yesterday.
We've seen uh Novocain.
I'd never even heard of it.
I heard about it.
Joe (17:03):
It was actually a pretty good movie.
He has powers right.
He dies and he comes back.
Thee Gooch (17:09):
No, it's about Spoiler alert.
It's about a guy who doesn'thave any feelings.
He can't feel pain at all.
Oh, okay, he's trying to savethe girl that he fell in love
with, and shit.
It was actually a pretty goodmovie.
Joe (17:26):
Same name, but I enjoyed it .
Yeah, I heard about it.
I saw the trailer, but Ithought he had powers and
something like that.
Thee Gooch (17:32):
And they're showing Snow White in that movie theater
and very few people went.
There.
Were some kids there, but not alot For a fucking Saturday, not
a lot.
Joe (17:41):
Yeah, I mean, this is one thing about the actors and
actresses like they shouldn'teven get involved.
What they have to say, theyshould keep their opinions to
themselves.
I know they want to beoutspoken and free.
I know it's free speech, right,but there's a lot of people
that are sensitive out there,you know.
Thee Gooch (17:56):
So I don't know and it's, and it's all the liberals
that think that they can getaway with it.
You know, yeah, look at thatwhole bud light shit when uh,
people were boycotting bud lightbecause of that devin mulvaney,
whatever the fuck his name wasand uh, I have, I have peacock
right on my tv and that movie,wicked, is on there.
You can watch it.
(18:17):
Yeah, dude, I sat through thatmovie maybe 30 minutes and
that's as far as I went.
I can't, dude.
I mean, I like musicals but,holy fuck, every two fucking
minutes they're fucking singing.
Dude, no shit.
Yeah, it's like, get to thefucking point.
What's going on here?
Joe (18:32):
and I I turned it off.
It was a mess.
Yeah, I just couldn't.
It is supposed to be the.
Is it supposed to be theprequel of wizard of Oz?
Thee Gooch (18:42):
Yeah, how the whole Wizard of Oz came about.
I don't even think they.
I didn't make it.
If they show how the lion cameabout and the tin man, I didn't
make it that far.
If that movie shows Wow, butholy fuck dude.
And it's not even good singingeither.
Oh shit, I sing better thanthat in the shower, damn Me too,
(19:05):
I just couldn't make it.
I think I went 30 minutes intoit and I was fucking done.
Wow, Right off the bat from thebeginning, just singing every
two fucking minutes.
It's like holy shit guys, ohshit, it's a mess.
Joe (19:20):
But yeah, I mean I agree with the Snow White.
I mean I just don't like theway they make the visual effects
on the seven drawers.
Thee Gooch (19:29):
Yeah, they should have got real small people, for
sure, I agree.
Joe (19:34):
And Disney is getting out of control on this, making live
action on Well, like the LionKing, what else Pretty soon?
Thee Gooch (19:49):
they're going make peter pan again.
Joe (19:50):
Well, they did make lilo and stitch, yeah, yeah, that one
looks pretty all right, thatone looks pretty good yeah, well
, yeah, because it's lilo, it'sa character I mean well, you're
right, but they made it morelive action, right, the little
girl looks pretty good.
Thee Gooch (20:02):
The little girl and the and uh fbi agent, I think,
or whatever.
They all look the same.
It was pretty cool.
It's pretty good.
The little girl and the and uhfbi agent, I think, or whatever.
They all look the same.
It was pretty cool.
It's like really badass.
I think they did a good job onthat one I forgot about it's
just for snow white is becauseher stupid comments and being
woke and all this other bullshit.
Actors and musicians just needto shut the fuck up with their
political views.
Do their thing, get paid andget the fuck out.
(20:24):
We don't need to learn the samething with Green Day.
Green Day was the same thing.
Fuck Green Day and theirpolitical views.
Just shut the fuck up andperform.
Joe (20:33):
Yeah, exactly.
And you know what?
I've been hearing a lot ofpeople that a lot of actors too.
They're going.
Well, jimmy Kimmel's going toCanada, yeah.
Thee Gooch (20:46):
What's her name?
Courtney Love went to Europe, Ithink.
Joe (20:51):
Oh yeah, just because of President Trump, that's so
stupid.
Thee Gooch (20:56):
Like what the fuck?
She's going to spend a lot ofher money in the UK because
everything is expensive.
You know what?
Joe (21:00):
I've been thinking that because they're hiding something
, dude, and you know what Iheard about.
I don't know if this is fact orfiction or whatever you want to
call it.
I don't want to spreadinformation, but they're saying
that the reason why she probablywent to another country is
because she has something to dowith kirk cobain's murder.
Thee Gooch (21:20):
Yeah, yeah, she sent someone to kill kirk cobain and
just to get his, just to gethis financial shit, his
financial, and you know, and I'mpretty sure that kirk robin was
doing all the songs for her.
Joe (21:32):
Yeah, because have you noticed that since he passed
away she hasn't been writingmusic and all that stuff?
Thee Gooch (21:38):
yeah, she's living off his fortune right, yeah like
she's controlled.
She controls the fortune.
She didn't want to give nothingto Dave grow or Chris Nova
Selleck Right, you know, um, butI think she did have a lot to
do with his murder.
Again, it's just a conspiracytheory, but when you look at it
it's like well, you know he had,he had so many drugs in his
system he had so much is dude,right, right, and for them to,
(22:02):
for him to pull the trigger andblow his brain's eyes just looks
suspicious.
Yeah, it does yeah.
Joe (22:08):
Yeah, it does.
I mean I mean, yeah, that wasone article I read about.
It was about that.
That's probably one of thereasons why she's leaving the
country.
Thee Gooch (22:18):
Yeah, Let me see what else is going on.
Oh, we see.
I seen the trailer.
Remember that movie?
Joe (22:26):
28 Days Later, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I want to see
that movie.
Thee Gooch (22:30):
Yeah, they're coming out with part two 28 Years
Later, yeah looks good, man, itlooks good.
Joe (22:36):
I think he's a zombie.
Now, oh is he.
Yeah, I think I saw the 28 DaysLater and I forgot the first
one.
Thee Gooch (22:46):
I think this is the third one.
Yeah, got to watch on thesecond brush up.
It's pretty good they're prettygood dude yeah, I don't know the
trailer dude.
Um, I don't know if it's fanmade, I don't know if it's
whatever.
Papaya the slayer man.
Have you seen that?
Oh, yeah, yeah, have you seenit?
The slayer?
Joe (23:03):
yeah, papaya the slayer man uh, I think I did, but it's
probably fan made check it out.
Thee Gooch (23:09):
Well, after the show , check it out.
Yeah, because jimmy and um anduh, same name boy, you're
watching trailers because hewanted to watch a movie, right,
and we came across that one,papa the sl Slayer man.
It looks fucking crazy Brutal,huh.
Yeah, I don't think it's basedon the cartoon.
Maybe it is, I don't know, butit's a horror film.
Joe (23:31):
Yeah, it's the same thing they did with Winnie the Pooh.
Right right, right.
Have you seen the Winnie thePooh one?
Thee Gooch (23:35):
I haven't seen that movie.
Joe (23:36):
Yeah, it's pretty good and um you know other things in the
news is um, I call it uh whereis?
That shit at that.
Um, the one you sent me the thenasa, I forgot I forgot the
(24:00):
space shuttle.
They were.
They were there since whatfucking nine?
Months or a year yeah, almost ayear and um, they were stuck
and all that shit and it's every.
I mean it's uh ironicallybecause, uh, you know you can't
go to space, you know, no, andyou also got to space, mm-mm,
you know no.
Thee Gooch (24:16):
And you also got to think about how many times have
Elon Musk sent rockets intoquote-unquote space and his
fucking rockets keep blowing up,but meanwhile he sent the
rocket to go rescue these twoidiots, and it was successful.
How the fuck does that work?
I know right, you know.
Joe (24:34):
How does that work?
I think they might have sentthe rocket up there and make it.
Make it well they, from what Iheard, it it's all digital, it's
all animation.
Thee Gooch (24:43):
Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, yeah, all that shit was on
animation.
You've seen all that footage,right when?
The capsule came down with theparachutes, and then there was
dolphins like no smoke comingout.
Joe (24:52):
Yeah, it's like steam.
Yeah, you know, like it was allI don't.
Thee Gooch (24:54):
It looked no smoke coming out.
Yeah, no steam.
Yeah, you know, like it was allit looked funny, dude.
Like it looked funny.
Like no shit, it looked reallyfunny.
I don't think it was real,especially when they threw the
fucking dolphins in there andthe people trying to rescue them
look so fucking fake.
Yeah, I don't know, peoplewould draw their own conclusions
.
I think it was fucking bullshit.
Joe (25:15):
I was saying the same thing because and then they put a
reporter in there.
How does a reporter go in space?
Thee Gooch (25:25):
It's just, I don't know, dude, I don't know, it's
just.
Joe (25:29):
I don't think it was real.
The whole shit was in ParamountPictures, dude.
That's what I was thinking.
Thee Gooch (25:34):
The ocean, the backdrop, I don't know.
There was something about thefootage when was in paramount
pictures?
Dude, that's what I wasthinking the ocean, you know.
The ocean, the backdrop.
I don't know.
There was something about thefootage when they came back from
rescuing these two astronautsthere's something about that
footage that doesn't sit rightwith me and along with many
others, because people watch it.
Maybe because it was just toogood of a fucking camera that
they fucking recorded on, or itwas actually CGI, I don't know,
(25:56):
but it didn't look real to me,yeah.
Joe (25:58):
It looked kind of fake to me too.
Yeah Well, I got the video.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm going toput it on right now.
Watch for that.
Speaker 5 (26:06):
No one realizes that the two astronauts allegedly
stranded in space actually neverwent to space at all.
During the live broadcast ofthe rescue mission for the
stranded astronauts went tospace at all.
During the live broadcast ofthe rescue mission for the
stranded astronauts, many peoplenoticed something was off.
Everything looked like anAI-generated video with perfect
graphics and visual effects.
The sky and water were astriking blue, the parachute
shape seemed fake and evendolphins appeared in the
(26:27):
distance, like something from aCGI trailer.
Not to mention when the capsulemade contact with the cold
seawater.
There was no steam, despite theheat generated by the
high-speed re-entry.
Another issue came to light withthe timing when the astronauts
landed.
They claimed that the rescuefleet would take about 30
minutes to reach them, but inreality it only took two to
three minutes.
Originally American astronauts,barry Wilmore and Sunita
(26:48):
Williams, were only supposed tostay in space for eight days,
but strangely, the video thatwas later released showed them
celebrating various holidayswith decorations.
I can't believe space stationsupplies would include such
items, so there's only onepossibility this whole thing was
planned.
They never went to space andwere just staying somewhere,
creating a fakestranded-in-space illusion.
The most crucial point is thereport that they returned to
(27:11):
Earth aboard SpaceX's CrewDragon capsule, but we all know
that SpaceX's spacecraft hadalready experienced two failed
test flights this year.
On January 16th, itdisintegrated during a test
flight, and on March 6th, anenergy event caused multiple
Raptor engines to fail, leadingto the spacecraft's loss of
control and disintegration.
Do you still believe this storyis true?
Joe (27:33):
No, I don't.
I mean, I don't believe thatthey really came from outer
space.
Thee Gooch (27:36):
Like that right there that you're seeing right
there on the video where there'san explosion.
It looks like a bunch of stars,right, my opinion, my opinion
they hit the firmament and thefucking rocket exploded.
Joe (27:47):
Yeah, that's what I'm thinking too.
Well, ever since Elon Musk'sbeen sending rockets to try to
go to space, it hits thefirmament and it makes a ripple
effect it vibrates.
Thee Gooch (28:04):
It sounds crazy, but like I always say, dude, the
truth is always stranger thanfiction.
Joe (28:09):
And I think Elon Musk is already confirming that we are
living in a firmament.
There's one of the recordingvideos that he mentions it, but
he doesn't say that we're livingin a firmament.
He's trying to say it in ascientific way.
You know what I'm saying, right?
Thee Gooch (28:28):
So there is an international space station
floating around up there.
We see it, it's up there.
Whether or not there's peoplein there is is a total is a
totally different story.
We know it's up there, but thething is it's not in outer space
as we know, outer space has, asit's been taught to us being
outer space.
(28:48):
Where it's at it's in a layercalled the thermosphere.
That's where that, uh, starlinkis that you know.
You see the trail of starlink,yeah, yeah, we see it.
It's up there, right, and theinternational space station,
that's where.
That's where they're at.
They're in a thermosphere.
It's not fucking space howabout this?
Joe (29:07):
I mean because they say that the firmament it's made of
ice, right, because they saythat water is above.
I mean, we're above the water,or something like that Above and
below, above and below.
So I'm saying that it's notglass, it's made of ice, ice,
cold ice that don't melt, inother words, dry ice.
(29:28):
They say that pieces fall offsometimes, but I think that they
probably nailed it or somethinglike that Right, right, right,
right.
It's like getting a nail, youknow, in a wall.
You put a string on it and letit hang.
Okay, okay.
Like an ornament.
You know when you hang a tree aChristmas tree.
I'm thinking it's probablyhanged up there the space
(29:51):
shuttle or some shit like that.
Thee Gooch (29:53):
Because everything else we see from the ISS, from
the International Space Station,everything else we see, it's
all fucking CGI, everything isall CGI, that's just the same.
Joe (30:05):
Even the moon, even the landing of the moon.
I mean they say that somewherein Arizona, I don't know where,
grand Canyon, there's a littlesame picture, the same same
phase of the moon.
Thee Gooch (30:21):
I don't know.
Yeah, we can't.
We can't leave.
The sun is most definitely not93 million miles away.
Joe (30:30):
No, it's not and the reason why I think they want to leave,
trying to get out of herebecause something drastic or
disastrous is going to happen.
Thee Gooch (30:40):
They got this fucking volcano, earthquakes and
shit.
I already got my bags packed.
I'm ready to go.
Joe (30:48):
Jeez really I don't know what I'm gonna do.
I try to get everything ready,like my food, my food cans and
all that stuff.
I've been waiting when thisdisaster gonna hit.
I already finished all myfucking canned foods.
Now I gotta buy some more, youknow there was one time I did
(31:12):
that did a safety bag and allthat shit, got all my canned
foods and all that stuff.
I go, oh fuck, I'm fuckinghungry man, Fuck it, I'm just
going to eat this shit Little bylittle, if I really finished it
.
Thee Gooch (31:24):
All my canned foods.
No wonder you're fat, I knowright.
What else do you?
Got on the videos, the videos.
Joe (31:32):
Well, there's one that President Trump has a mention.
I don't know if you heard aboutit in the news.
It's called, uh, that whatthey're doing now.
It's called the, the f-47.
You heard about that.
Well, that's the nextgeneration.
Oh, the flight like a jet.
(31:53):
Like a jet, yeah, for the war,in case you know.
It says it's um, I mean, well,here's the video.
I got it all right.
I got, I think I got two, oh no, yeah, I got.
Clip (32:06):
Here we go this is the sixth generation f-47 ngad
fighter.
It is a $300 million large,high-performance, long-range,
ultra-stealthy piece of Americaningenuity and lethality the
most advanced fighter in theworld.
Yet it was close to beingcanceled and never seen the
(32:26):
light of day.
But recently Boeing hasofficially been chosen to build
America's next SuperJet,revealed by sixth generation
stealth fighter.
F-47 is set to replace thelegendary f-22 raptor.
Only 186 f-22s were built, butthe air force wants up to 250 ng
(32:47):
aids.
The era of air dominance isabout to be rewritten.
The development of the ngadfighter is expected to cost
around $20 billion, and that'sonly for research and
development.
Building the final products andmile the fighters themselves is
expected to cost $300 millionper fighter.
(33:09):
The total cost for 100 fighterswould be roughly $30 billion.
That's a total of $50 billiondollars, including the
development costs.
And of course, the Air Forcecould aim for more than 100
fighter units, which couldeasily mean more billions to
spend.
Before committing the GDPs ofentire states to one fighter,
the Air Force needed to be surethat it needed said fighter in
(33:31):
the first place, especiallysince new technologies were
making other approaches to airdominance possible.
Unmanned aerial vehicles, uavsfor one, have been taking the
spotlight in recent years.
They're relatively cheap,highly lethal, available in an
instant and ready to swarm inlarge numbers.
They've been more than decisivein the Russia-Ukraine war and
(33:52):
have taken the interest of evenChina, which has been building
an entire army of them.
Another likely option was ageneral change of mentality in
the US Air Force from an agileattacking force to one that
stays a great distance away andlaunches long-range ammunition
at the enemy.
The new $700 million B-21Raider, the most advanced bomber
(34:12):
in history, could make thispossible, armed with weapons
that can take out targets thebomber can't even see,
ultra-long-range attacks wouldbe a breeze.
With all of these in mind, theUS Air Force put the NGAD
program on hold at the closingstages of 2024 for an in-depth
review of the program.
If the NGAD fighter was to bebuilt, it had to prove itself
(34:33):
worthy, and it did exactly that.
Extensive war simulationsshowed that the Air Force faced
greater risk and was less ableto achieve major objectives
without the NGAD fighter onboard.
The simulations revealed a needto keep persistent pressure on
the enemy in forward areas andthat a force structure centered
solely on long-range standoffcapabilities does not win major
(34:56):
fights.
The US isn't alone in stockinglong-range weapons.
China is doing the same thingat a possibly greater pace than
the US.
The Air Force generalstherefore came to a unanimous
decision.
The NGAD fighter wasn't onlyuseful.
It was also crucial to Americanair dominance in the future,
especially a future that couldfeature a high-end conflict with
(35:17):
china.
China's air capabilities aregrowing at an incredible pace.
While the us debated on whetheror not to forge ahead with the
ngad fighter, two new nextgeneration chinese aircraft were
spotted in the sky.
Thee Gooch (35:29):
A few man, that shit dude, that's crazy dude, that's
some state of the art shitright there yeah so this plane
that.
Joe (35:36):
But they're making the sixth generation, the f-47.
Thee Gooch (35:39):
It's going to have a lot of supersonic on it you
know, everything going on rightnow in the world with, like, uk,
uk um funding.
Now it's the uk funding.
Uh, the ukraine right, ukraineagainst russia?
R?
Russia wants peace.
Look, I don't give a fuck ifpeople think oh, you're a Putin
(36:00):
fucking fan, boris, whatever thefuck they call it.
Look, we all want peace.
Why the fuck do these peoplecontinue to fund, like Joe Biden
?
Why are they funding thisfucking stupid war?
Bringing peace talks to thetable, and clearly the president
of Ukraineraine doesn't wantfucking peace, clearly, right.
(36:20):
So this is, this is just myprediction, my opinion.
Okay, I see, because the uk andsome other, france, some other
one, I don't know who the fuckanyway, anyway, everybody out
there um, I see world war iiihappening, but china, russia and
the us will band together andall the other countries will go
(36:43):
against us.
Yeah, that's the only way I seeworld war iii gone, because
nobody wants peace.
That's true.
So I see that happening morelogically.
Joe (36:59):
Yeah, it sucks.
It's a sad thing, you know.
Yeah, I mean Trump is trying toput peace, but no one wants it.
But didn't Gaza broke peace?
They did.
I mean they broke the how doyou call it?
The ceasefire peace, they did.
Thee Gooch (37:19):
They broke the ceasefire deal.
They did.
And again a lot of these whackjobs are saying oh, because
Israel is a genocidal, fuckingmaniac or whatever.
What's his name?
Netanyahu?
No, that's not it.
People need to stop listeningto the fucking news.
There was a ceasefire dealgoing on and all that terrorist
(37:40):
group, hamas.
All they needed to do was forkover all the hostages dead or
alive when they wanted them now.
So they weren't doing that,they didn't commit to it.
So Israel said fuck it, we'regoing to bomb the fuck out of
them.
And that's exactly what they'redoing, including the hostages
(38:02):
too.
It's sad to say most likely,most likely.
I mean, how do you escape fromthat?
It's war and the peoplecontinue to call it a fucking
genocide.
No, it's not a genocide.
When people call it a genocide,it it offends the actual, like
the holocaust.
What happened in the holocaust?
That was a fucking jail wheremillions were fucking killed,
(38:23):
you know, deliberately theydon't look at that part.
Huh, no, they don't.
Joe (38:26):
It's almost like they forget about that shit happening
yeah, yeah, they're trying tolike, uh, they're trying to, how
you call it, uh, ignore it.
Because they don't ignore it,because they don't want to get
blamed for it.
Thee Gooch (38:39):
Yeah, and again, like I said in a past podcast,
these are the same stupid peoplethat are pro-Palestine because
of the genocide.
Meanwhile they're pro-Ukraineand they want the war to
continue, killing other innocentpeople.
That's how stupid they think.
And they're being racist Rightand all the while, all, and
they're being racist Right andall the while, all the while
nobody wants peace.
Joe (38:59):
Yeah, how stupid is that?
Yeah, I mean, they'reanti-Semitic Right.
Thee Gooch (39:06):
It's the same shit.
You know, Yep, you know.
Oh, you hear them cry about.
Oh, I thought Trump was wasgonna stop the war day.
One motherfucker.
At least he's trying.
Where the fuck was joe Biden?
Not one time did he bring peacetalks to the table, not one
time fuck them.
Yeah, that's how stupid theydon't see that shit no, they
don't.
That's how stupid they are.
(39:26):
They're all blind dude.
When I mean they, I meanliberal democrats.
That's who I mean.
They fucking stupid idiots, allof them, every single one of
them, yeah no shit.
Why can't?
why?
Can't you know why?
Because peace.
Peace doesn't make anybodymoney, and war does, and war
(39:47):
does.
War makes people millions.
Yeah, and they don't see thatthat's why motherfuckers sink in
the people?
Joe (39:54):
yeah, the people don't see that, they don't notice it.
Yeah, want to fucking sink in.
Yeah, the people don't see that, they don't notice it.
Thee Gooch (39:57):
That goes for both parties.
It's not just the liberals,that goes for both parties, Both
parties.
Like George Bush the junior,he's invested in all that.
Why do you think he wanted awar so bad with Iraq?
It's crazy, huh.
But people don't see it.
It's all conspiracy theories.
Joe (40:16):
we're wearing fucking tinfoil hats yeah, yeah, but
it's true, that's really fuckingtrue.
And, um, you know what we're?
What we were talking about?
Those are ufos, uaps and allthat stuff.
And then I was in the pastepisodes I've been saying you
know what, dude, these UAPs?
(40:39):
They're flying, right.
So you got UFOs, you got UAPs.
So what's the differencebetween a UFO and a UAP?
I don't know.
Okay, I said this and I don'tknow if you remember it.
I said this, but the differencebetween a UFO it's a UFO and
then a flying object, right,okay, but that's an alien ship,
(41:02):
right, right.
So the ones that the ones thatfall down and you know, get
destroyed no, not destroyed, butlike they get dismantled a
little bit.
They fall and shit I don't knowwhere, and then the government
takes it to their area 51 andthey the scientists.
They get a million scientiststrying to fix it.
That's Area 51, right Back in1940, what 45, 47?
(41:26):
Okay, so they probably fixedall those UFOs that fucking fell
and shit like that, the onesthat died and all that shit.
So now they're saying well,trump just said it, I got the
video for it too.
He says that these UAPs arecontrolled by us.
Humans are flying them.
(41:46):
No shit, and I said that theUAPs is us flying them.
We're getting to learn how todo the maneuvers and all that
shit.
Thee Gooch (41:54):
And the UFOs are the aliens.
The UFOs are the aliens.
Joe (42:00):
Oh okay.
So I think that's thedifference between the UAPs,
because man is flying it.
Okay, so I got the video.
He explains it right here.
I don't know if you have seenit or not.
It doesn't sound familiar.
Okay, here we go.
Clip (42:19):
Experimental version of the plane has secretly been
flying for almost five years andwe're confident that it
massively overpowers thecapabilities of any other nation
.
Joe (42:33):
That was quick.
I didn't think it was thatquick.
That's what she said.
Well, he explains it rightthere, you know.
Clip (42:43):
Y'all.
This is not a drill, Scientists.
Experimental version of theplane has secretly been flying
for almost five years and we'reconfident that it massively
overpowers the capabilities ofany other nation.
Joe (42:57):
So he's saying that we are flying them.
Okay, right.
So my guess was I was right,you know, yeah.
And then there's another thingtoo, about the pyramids.
I don't know if you heard aboutthe pyramids.
Thee Gooch (43:13):
Yeah, I heard about the pyramids, but I didn't
really pay too much attention toit.
Joe (43:18):
Okay, so this reminds me of the movie Total Recall.
Have you seen Total Recall?
Yeah, okay, you know how theygo to Mars and they're trying to
make Earth put some air andshit, right, yeah, yeah, yeah.
So this is what I think, whatit is, but I don't know, for
some reason.
I don't know, I don't believeit, but I think it has a lot of
(43:39):
electricity in it, right, sohere we go.
I mean, I don't want to explain, right, but here we go.
Clip (43:45):
Y'all, this is not a drill .
Scientists have just uncoveredsomething massive beneath the
Khafre Pyramid and if this holdsup, it could change everything
we know about ancient Egypt.
Researchers Corrido Malanga andFilippo Biondi used
cutting-edge synthetic apertureradar technology to scan beneath
the pyramid, revealing anenormous underground structure.
(44:06):
Sar uses sound waves to createhigh-res images of hidden spaces
, and their findings aremind-blowing.
Beneath the pyramid's basethere are five massive
horizontal structures, eachconnected by geometric pathways
and containing five levels withsloping roofs.
But it doesn't stop there.
Beneath these are eight hollowcylindrical formations, possibly
wells, each surrounded by adescending spiral pathway.
(44:27):
Below them, two enormous cubes,each 80 meters across, sitting
648 meters underground.
And here's the wildest part thestructure extends two kilometers
beneath the entire Giza Plateauconnecting all three pyramids.
It's bigger than the pyramidsthemselves.
But why was something thismassive hidden underground?
The researchers believe thisisn't a burial site, but some
(44:49):
kind of mechanical or functionalsystem, possibly linked to
theories that the pyramids werepower generators harnessing
Earth's natural frequencies.
The cylindrical wells may havestored energy, which could
explain the See.
Doesn't it like?
Remind you of that movie fromTotal Recall?
Joe (45:04):
Yeah, but in a different situation.
You know what that is.
Thee Gooch (45:22):
That's all free energy.
Joe (45:25):
Yeah, right, that's all that is free energy, like Luxury
City and all that shit, right,yep?
What do you think?
Maybe that something couldhover make objects hover.
Thee Gooch (45:35):
You know what I'm saying Right with the vibrations
, mm-hmm.
Yeah, you've gone to somethingcover.
You know I'm saying right withthe vibrations.
Yeah, that's yeah, and I'vedone something there.
I've been preaching that sincewe, you know, earlier in the
podcast well, two years ago onthe podcast that we do have free
energy.
We get it from the sky.
We can get it from the sky, wedon't have to pay fucking
electricity.
We just haven't figured it out.
We're not smart enough.
But our the, the civilizationbefore us, tartarians, all of
(46:00):
they all figured it out.
We haven't.
Either we haven't or we're justtoo stupid to do it for
ourselves.
Because back in the day, youknow, like these massive
buildings, like the White House,and you know the Capitol
buildings we see all over theplace, where you know they were
built by something, maybe humans, you know right, advanced
(46:20):
humans.
But no, I think we're juststupid enough to bow down to
taxes, bow down to pay corporateenergy bills, water bills, all
this shit, dude.
Joe (46:31):
But don't you think that all this, that energy, that like
it's been around, they reallyknew about this.
This is why we get fucking cellphones and all that shit and
but it's really opening up rightnow because we having cell
phones like everybody's therenow.
Thee Gooch (46:48):
I think 100 years or maybe even 200 years ago.
I think that we were well, thecivilization before us were way
advanced than we are now.
Joe (47:00):
That's like that explains that they had like little before
us, were way advanced than weare now.
That explains that they hadlittle miniature electric cell
phones.
Right yeah, flashlights.
Thee Gooch (47:09):
Batteries.
All of that's been discoveredmore than 200 years ago.
You know we're more primitive.
Us humans today are moreprimitive than what they were
two, three, four or five hundredyears ago.
Look at the pyramids threethousand years ago.
Joe (47:27):
Look what they're finding generators, free electricity I
think I it makes my mind boggle,because it is it just.
They knew about this way before, but they kept it a secret
until everybody found out.
Now they're opening it, nowthey're coming up and they're
whistleblowing it.
Thee Gooch (47:47):
That's what I'm thinking.
So yeah, the humans before us,the Tartarians before us, they
were more advanced than we were.
Yeah, they knew how to.
There was no cancer, there wasno cold.
We didn't use glasses right youknow it was all with the energy
that we feel from a tree, froma grass being grounded on the
(48:09):
floor, walking barefoot.
You know, right like thathealed us.
But now we're just all caughtup on wearing rubber shoes,
wearing glasses.
You know, nothing heals us.
We got cancer right, you knowit's crazy and again and I said
this in the past podcast too andagain it all boils down to
money, all of it that's crazy,okay.
Joe (48:33):
so what about this judge here?
Dude, this stupid judge calledhis name is James Bossenberg.
You want to talk about that oryou want to talk about it in the
next podcast?
Let's talk about that littlefucker right now, because it
kind of angers me, because he'sthe one who's thinking he's all
(48:54):
over, like he has all theauthority than the president,
right?
And then he has a daughterthat's working with that shit
and getting paid for it.
Thee Gooch (49:08):
What's it called the USAID?
She was under the USAID.
Yeah, the judge thinks that hecan overrule the president, but
he can't.
So now Trump is calling for thefederal what's it called the
supreme court of the unitedstates, the, the big ones, the
higher ups?
Yeah, it's calling to shut thatfucker up, like shut the fuck
(49:28):
up.
Yeah, he can't do nothing aboutit because he's getting paid.
Joe (49:33):
He's getting paid by them dude.
Yeah, he's getting yeah, andagain.
Thee Gooch (49:37):
It's all these fucking democrats, dude.
It's all these democrats thatthink that they can make their
own rules, as it goes.
Yeah, and just because DonaldTrump is using a fucking
amendment that was created inthe 1700s, that it can be
overruled.
And no, it's not going to beoverruled.
Joe (49:54):
Yeah, you can't change the law, right?
Thee Gooch (49:56):
No, it's been a law for a really long time.
Fucking scumbag dude yeah, hewas trying to get.
He was trying to get donaldtrump to turn the planes around
yeah, they were going to elsalvador, to that, that camp
right or the jail, the prisonout there in el salvador, he was
trying to get donald trump.
Joe (50:13):
No, it's not going to happen from what I'm, that any
criminal that causes a threatthey're going to be sent over
there.
Thee Gooch (50:23):
Yeah, it's the gang members, the really, really
hardcore ones, the dangerousones.
Those are the ones that aregoing to be sent there.
It's like that guy that wasprotesting you know
pro-Palestine that wasprotesting.
They revoked his green card.
Joe (50:40):
Yeah, and they're acting like that.
Thee Gooch (50:42):
Yeah, like they're acting like that can be done.
Yes, it can be done.
If you're here supporting aterrorist group and you're for
the ops, yes, your green card isgoing to be fucking revoked and
you're going to get sent backto your front, and I hope they
send him back to fuckingPalestine.
They can hear him louder.
He'll be a lot closer.
They'll hear him louder,fucking clear.
Go protest over there.
(51:04):
What the fuck is he going to dofor us here?
Nothing, yeah, it's just stupid.
Now they're going to hear himlouder than they care.
Now they're going to deport him.
Joe (51:11):
Good, he's going to cry over there more over there,
right.
Thee Gooch (51:16):
Yeah, he's going to wish he was back in the United
States.
You had a green card, you weregoing to school.
Now you're protesting for afucking terrorist group Hamas to
be exact and now your greencard got revoked.
Now it's time for you to gohome.
Right.
(51:36):
I mean, that's plain and simple,it's cut and dry.
That's the law.
And they're saying that theycan't do that.
No, they can.
Joe (51:41):
They can do that but you know what, doesn't it depend on
the person that sponsored him no, because the guy was the guy's
pro-Palestine.
Thee Gooch (51:55):
You know this whole genocide bullshit that they're
saying that's what he was andall of that is for Hamas the
terrorist group.
Yeah, jeez, and that's why theyrevoked his green card.
They hunted him down.
They went to his wherever thefuck he was at, they arrested
him, they fucking took him.
They took him in your greencard's green oh.
(52:16):
And then the wife wants to beseven months pregnant.
He's gonna be a father.
Wants to be?
Oh, I'm seven months pregnant,he's going to be a father.
Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
Wow, he should have thoughtabout that and just shut the
fuck up and live his life and,you know, reap the benefits of
being here in the United States.
Joe (52:29):
Right, that's true, but no he wanted for you to go home.
Yeah, it's crazy man.
Yeah, what's going on?
It's fucking stupid.
What's going on?
What's going on?
All right, gooch for the finalhour.
Thee Gooch (52:49):
I got this comedian guy oh good, because I gotta go
pp okay, I got this comedian guy.
Joe (52:54):
His name is andrew schultz.
Oh, he's from netflix, dude.
I was just watching it.
This guy is so fucking funnydude.
You could look it up on Netflixtonight.
He's already, I think, for twosince three weeks he was on
Netflix.
That's a funny.
He's a funny stand-up guy,andrew Schultz.
He was born October 30th 1983.
(53:14):
So he's at the age of 41 rightnow.
So he's a good comedian.
I was watching it.
It was fucking funny.
It made a lot of sense.
He's a good outstandingcomedian.
I got a video if you guys wantto watch it.
You going to play it right now.
Play it right now, gooch, I'mgoing to go pee.
(53:36):
Okay, here we go.
I love you.
Clip (54:00):
I love you too.
Nobody's more proud of theircity than us.
That's what I thought my wholelife.
And then I went to Chicago.
Now, Chicago is a very wildplace.
They're proud of shit theyreally should not be proud of.
They're proud of the tragediesthat have happened in their city
.
They named their soccer teamthe Chicago Fire.
(54:39):
Nobody's more proud of theircity than us.
That's what I thought my wholelife.
And then I went to Chicago.
Now, Chicago is a very wildplace.
They're proud of shit theyreally should not be proud of.
They're proud of the tragediesthat have happened in their city
.
(55:03):
They named their soccer team,the Chicago Fire.
We love New York.
We're not naming a footballteam the New York 9-11s.
We call them the Jets Guys.
We don't name it after, we nameit before.
(55:25):
Okay, take that Chicago.
It's called confidence orknowledge of an inside job, but
I don't want to get toopolitical.
Like a person needs a song, likethe winter needs the cold.
We had this little Filipinadoctor, thank God, thank God.
(55:49):
She looked like the chick thatmade the outfits for the
Incredibles.
Remember she had the smallestlittle hand.
They might have been chopsticks, they were so tiny they might
have been chopsticks, they were.
So I remember she, like, shelike, floated into the room,
walked right up to my wife,opened her legs, fingers.
(56:10):
Her yells out a number Four.
I stopped jerking off.
I'm like hold on the fuck.
You mean four, bitch, that's aten man.
Do that squeezy shit.
You do Lock it up.
Do the fucking Take the air outthe room.
Four, I know fours.
I've been to Staten Island.
I know what the fuck a fourlooks like.
(56:37):
I'm fucking around, shout out,staten Island man.
Let's fucking around.
Shout out Staten Island man.
Let's fucking go Craziest.
New Yorkers Fact the mostpassionate, the most wild.
If anybody ever tries to invadeNew York, staten Island's gonna
handle that.
There's actually a scientificreason why people from Staten
Island are the way they are, butwe'll get to that shit later.
(57:09):
Anyway, 24 hours of this littlefingering festival I'm sitting
through, right, 24 hours in thebaby's heart rate drops.
They gotta do emergencyc-section.
Right doctor comes up to melike okay, we have to do a
c-section.
Obviously you read the booksand pamphlets, you know what to
expect.
And I'm like, yeah, yeah, um,they wheel my wife to another
room.
I go with them, right, I'mfucking delirious.
My thumbs are sore from mariokart.
I haven't slept in 24 hours.
The hospital's rainbow road.
I got no fucking clue what'sgoing on.
(57:32):
The doctor takes me to a littleroom inside that room and hands
me the doctor's outfit.
The scrubs put this on for what?
I'm like do I need to carve thepumpkin?
What kind of janky assinsurance do I have?
got to perform the fuckingc-section.
I'm googling on the low dadc-section.
(57:55):
It's just tranny porn showingup on my phone.
I'm like who the fuck stole myphone and looked up all this
awesome shit?
Follow the doctor back into theroom.
We go into the room.
My wife, my wife's laying onthis bed.
There's a curtain hanging fromthe ceiling right below her tits
.
Okay, doctor goes.
You go up there with the tits.
(58:16):
I'm like, obviously not goingdown there with a chainsaw
massacre.
I'm going up there with theknock-knocks.
I protect the tits, I guard thetits.
My wife's passed out.
I'm just you got to keep theducks open, right.
That baby you got to feed.
You don't want the titty milkto glaze them over, so I got
them.
(58:36):
Coin purse.
Joe (58:48):
I over.
So I got them, coin purse.
I'm blown into him like aSnapple bottle.
There you have it, guys.
There you guys.
There you have it.
That was Andrew Schultz,everybody, Andrew Schultz.
There, Gooch, are you there,Gooch?
Thee Gooch (59:02):
Oh, sorry about that .
He's actually.
This is the thing I was talkingabout how these entertainers
should just, you know, beentertainers and shut the fuck
up about their political views.
He's actually a Democrat and Ihaven't seen his show, but I
don't know if he talks, you know, but it's shit like that.
Just leave it out of your show.
(59:24):
Leave it out, right, your pointof view.
Just just do your thing and getout, yeah, and just do your
work, right, yeah, yeah yeah,andrew schultz, everybody tune
in in netflix.
Joe (59:35):
He's on Netflix.
Sorry about the video audio.
I mean the visual.
Look, you couldn't see it.
Huh, no, I don't know whathappened there, but you could
hear the audio right.
Yeah, alright guys.
I think this is it everybody.
Thank you for tuning in.
This is the Talkers PodcastUnscripted.
(59:57):
You got any final words beforewe leave the show?
Gooch.
Thee Gooch (01:00:01):
Yes, don't drink and drive, please, please, don't
drink and drive.
Joe (01:00:07):
You hear that Everybody do not drink and drive everybody
because it's bad out there.
And what I got to say is thankyou for tuning in, thank you for
listening, thank you fordownloading, thank you for
downloading, thank you forjoining in and, um, yeah, tune
in everybody, tune in anddownload.
(01:00:28):
I would, I appreciate all thepeople from the Eastern side of
the part of the other world, uh,like Europe, uh, uk, and all
them Africa, all them.
I want to thank them for tuningin and downloading and anything
else?
Thee Gooch (01:00:45):
Gooch, I think that's it.
Joe (01:00:47):
This is the Talkers Podcast on Scribd.
My name is Joe, and if you guyswant to support our show for $3
a month, you can cancel anytime.
No hard feelings on our end,but there's a catch to it.
You could have a shout out withit too.
Should I explain for that July27, our third year anniversary,
or should I do that later?
(01:01:07):
The what, the third yearanniversary, july 27.
Thee Gooch (01:01:12):
Oh, it's July, Fuck already.
Yeah, do it when were closer.
Joe (01:01:18):
Okay, alright guys.
That's it guys.
Thank you for tuning in.
Thank it.
Do it One more closer?
Okay, All right guys.
That's it guys.
Thank you for tuning in.
Thank you for joining in.
We really appreciate you, guys.
Again, you could look at us upat theetalkers.
buzzsprout.
com.
That link's right there whereit says my name on it,
theetalkers.
buzzsprout.
com.
And that's all I can say isstay safe, be vigilant and take
(01:01:41):
care, guys.
Thank you, bye, nice.
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