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Joe discusses the dangerous driving behaviors he witnesses during his early morning commute and the concerning lack of highway patrol presence on the roads.

• Regular encounter with extreme speeders during 2 AM commute to work
• Rising gas prices in LA reaching $5.20 per gallon 
• Traffic jams caused by preventable accidents
• Missing police presence compared to previous decades
• Personal confession about driving drunk once and not remembering it afterward
• Drunk drivers' false belief in "high tolerance" and its consequences
• Tips for drowsy drivers including pulling over for short naps
• Safe driving as a moral responsibility to protect others

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Joe (00:23):
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(00:47):
He will be on episode 89,season 2, and this is episode 88
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I think the Angels swept them.
I just turned it off, you know.
Yeah, congrats to the Angels.
I guess they lost.
They got swept by the Angels.
Oh, wow, they'll beat them nexttime.
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How's that?
Like I said again, me and thegroupoch want to thank all the
listeners out there and you knowwe're reaching our third year
anniversary July 27 2025, ourthird year, everybody, beautiful
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(03:01):
podcast.
It's a celebration, it's aparty time Party, party, party,
party.
Yeah, baby, yeah.
So it's a lot to say.
You know I just got out of workon Saturday on, you know, in the

(03:23):
morning.
You know 11 o'clock and I wasrunning out of work on Saturday
on, you know, in the morning,you know 11 o'clock and I was
running out of gas, okay, so, soI go full up my gas tank, food
tank 35 bucks, man, I can'tbelieve it.
Gas is going up, you know, 5,already, 520 already, I think.
I mean, I mean it's justterrible.

(03:46):
You know, I don't blame Trump,it's just the governor.
The governor or mayor, whoeverit may be, you know they're at
fault.
You know it's not Trump, butit's terrible.
But that's not the issue.
I mean, the thing is I get outof work.
I'm exhausted, totallyexhausted mentally.

(04:07):
You know, sleepy as well too.
You know, because I wake upearly in the morning, at one
o'clock, to get ready, take ashower, I'm off to a freeway
around two in the morningbecause it's a 45 minute drive
to go to work.
Okay, to Los Angeles, I meanfrom Los Angeles to Diamond Bar

(04:28):
or next to Chino, chino Hills,okay, 45 minutes, everyone.
And I'm waking up in the morninggetting ready, blah, blah, blah
, right, and what bothers me isthat these drivers drive so
fucking fast, dude.
You know what's the problem.
What's so in a hurry?

(04:50):
I mean, you know, I work at.
It's a 45 minute job.
It's a 45 minute when I work,how I get there, it's 45 minutes
.
My job is that.
Where I work at.
It's a 45 minute.
My job is you know where I workat.
It's a 45-minute drive.
I should be the one fuckingspeeding 125 miles per hour.

(05:11):
You know, on the freeway, theseknuckleheads, these balloon
heads, just rapidly, just passme.
I'm going to be honest, I'mdriving like 70 miles per hour.
Okay, I think that's fast.
You know, in my mind, thesemotherfuckers think I'm driving
slow, like if I'm an old man.
You know which?
I am an old man.

(05:31):
But I mean I can't believe it.
75 miles per hour or 70 isfucking slow compared to the 125
miles per hour it's fast.
I don't even think that's evenfast for them, even think that's
even fast for them.
I think that's going slow forthem.
You know what I'm saying, andyou know.

(05:52):
And the drunk drivers too aswell.
I mean I'm including the drunkdrivers, which is bad too.
That's what I worry about everyFridays and Saturdays when I'm
going to work.
You know, like early Fridaymorning and then hitting up when
you know when I'm going to work, you know, like early Friday
morning and then hitting up whenyou know when I'm going to work
early Saturday morning.
It's really terrible, man.
I mean where's the CHPs, like?

(06:19):
Where's the highway patrolmanShit.
The thing is that it's like aslap in the face because back in
our day, when I was like 17, 18, we used to sneak our daddy's
car, like Benny, his dad's car,which is my uncle.
He would sneak my uncle's car,okay, and we would go out

(06:41):
because we're hungry.
We're like, you know, youngkids, you know, and we didn't
even have a driver's license atthe time, you know.
But Benny knew how to drive.
Okay, I knew how to drive, butI wasn't licensed.

(07:03):
I knew how to drive when I waslike 16.
I knew how to drive when I waslike 16.
Benny probably knew how todrive when he was like 11 years
old and I was like 12 years old.
But driving fast is reallyterrible because I mean, it's an
empty freeway and they're justdriving fast.

(07:24):
No fucking CHP around.
I think they just cruise everyfucking two hours on the freeway
just to see if the freeway isokay, or either that they're
fucking babysitting the Caltranssupporters right there, like
the community service, you know,in the morning, or they're
fixing the freeways and theconstruction, the construction

(07:47):
workers, they're right there.
I mean that shouldn't even betheir job, right?
That shouldn't be the thehighway patrols job.
This should be the sheriff's orLAPD, whoever.
It shouldn't be the CHP, thehighway patrol.
Chp should be controlling thefreeway and in the streets, I

(08:08):
don't know, because back thenthey used to have deputy Deputy
sheriff.
Now they don't have deputysheriff, now it's just sheriff,
sheriff and the CHP.
You don't see that anymore.
I mean, I don't see themanymore when I'm driving early
in the morning.
I don't see them anymoreCruising around in the early in
the morning.
I don't see them anymorecruising around in the freeway
every fucking two minutes ormaybe less than that.

(08:29):
Back then it was like everyfucking minute, like they were
everywhere.
We were like shitting bricks meand the me and Benny and the
Gooch, back in the day when wewere kids.
You know we're just shitting onour asses, acting like stiff.
We're acting like we'regrownups.
You know Every fucking CHP orLAPD, every corner, left to

(08:53):
right, and then ahead of us too,we're like stiff.
We go shit.
The fucking highway patrolthere?
Oh shit, we used to call themhighway poodles, highway poodles
, highway poodles.
Now you don't see them anymore.
In this decade we don't seethem anymore.
Well, my luck, I'm driving a 70.

(09:13):
I get a fucking ticket forspeeding, you know, and these
motherfuckers are speeding like125.
They don't get caught.
Benny had a story about that.
He had a story, the same story,similar to what I'm talking
about.
He was driving like about 80and he gets stopped.

(09:36):
And there's the other guy, acar, just driving faster than
him.
He doesn't get caught.
Believe that shit.
You know, I see this everymorning when I'm driving in the
freeway, like around two o'clockin the morning.
I go, how in the world someonecrashes on a freeway, a bad

(10:01):
accident, and there's no fuckingcars, no fucking cars, no
fucking way, fucking way.
Man, how's that possible?
I go now.
I know why because theirmotherfuckers are driving, those
balloon heads are driving sofucking fast.
They don't have no fucking no.
Um, I call that word again.

(10:23):
I just said it no conscience orno consequences.
You know what's going to happen.
I mean, it could be an objectin a fucking freeway.
You know what I'm saying.

(10:46):
Anything could happen, like alittle debris in the freeway or
some shit like that, or a bagpassing by, floating in the
fucking air and the car's justdriving fast.
You know, you know.
And then they see a debris andthey lose a lot of control and

(11:11):
they crash Because they'redriving fast, impatient because
they think they know how to be ahot rod driver.
Hey, I watched Fast and theFurious.
I want to see how you do it inthe freeway.
I got a hellcat in the freeway.
I want to see how it goes.
I want to see.
Stop fessing your fears.
I want to see you how you do itin the freeway.
I got a hell cat in the, in thein the freeway.
I want to see how it goes.
I want to see how it turns out.
You know, I'm pretty surethat's what they're saying.

(11:35):
You know, just because he has ahell cat and he wants to try to
race the car on the emptyfreeway in the morning, but the
balloon head loses control, loseout of control, all because of

(11:56):
a paper bag, like a debrisHitting his windshield, and he
loses out of control, he crashesand hits the other car, flips
like five times, survives, butthe other car that he hit, the
unalived how about those apples?

(12:16):
Huh, it's unbelievable, man,unbelievable.
They're unhinged, you know.
And then coming out of work onthe freeway, believe it or not,
oops, excuse me, burped Now.
Getting out of work?
Okay, that's a different story.

(12:38):
Okay, and sometimes there's notraffic, you know it goes freely
.
You know, smooth, I go toWalmart on time like around 12
o'clock do my shopping.
But this Saturday was like whatthe fuck is going on?

(13:01):
Doesn't everybody fucking juststay home and enjoy their
evening or day off from work,you know, or have a barbecue or
something like that?
Because back then everySaturday it was fucking
barbecues left and right thewhole fucking air smelled like
fucking barbecue.

(13:21):
Now you smell nothing butfucking weed.
You know, on a freeway, likewhat the fuck?
What's going on?
This world is possessed.
Let me tell you one thing Fullof possession, all evil, and
it's traffic everywhere.
It feels like a fucking aweekday.

(13:41):
You know, when I'm getting outof work on a Saturday, you know,
it feels like a fucking weekday.
When I'm getting out of work ona Saturday, you know, it feels
like a fucking weekday.
I mean, keep in mind, I'mfucking tired and exhausted,
sleepy.
Yeah, I hear it.
You know like, oh, I want youto transfer to another location.
I did already.

(14:02):
There's no openings right now.
I got to sit it and deal withit right now.
I have to deal with it.
I'm looking around but I stillhave to deal with it.
You know, because it's reallytiring, going home, a 45 minutes
drive to go home.
You know, you think I fuckinglike it, you think I'm not in a

(14:26):
hurry to go home, you know.
And driving fast, wasting gas,knowing that gas prices are
going up.
You know, that's why most of usare driving slow, because we
don't want to waste our fuckinggas.
You know, I mean I do havemoney, but fuck, dude, the
fucking gas is ridiculous.
You know, like 515, it's goingto rise up.

(14:48):
It's going to go up more prettysoon.
You know, unbelievable, fuckingbelievable.
I mean, yeah, whoever causedthis accident is a fucking
balloon head.
Got me tardy for going toWalmart.

(15:11):
I mean, dude, just imagine howeverybody's all upset because of
this balloon head caused anaccident.
Now everybody's in a fuckingfreeway, stalled, wasting their
gas.
And my gas was.
You know, I filled up my gastank all the way to full on the

(15:36):
F and that shit was justdropping.
There's nothing wrong with mycar because it's an.
It's a brand new car.
My car is brand new, okay, it'sjust when you're stalled and
then for 30 minutes you'restalling in 30 minutes on the
traffic just to wait to get itto the exit when I was going to.

(16:00):
You know, go into that detourbecause I was on Google Maps.
Luckily I was nearby the exit,okay, but it took like 30
minutes to get to the exit, butluckily I was nearby it, you
know, and my gas was droppinglike God damn it.

(16:21):
I just filled my gas and itwent.
It shrink down, it went almostto a half a tank Well, not half
a tank, I'm exaggerating butlike waste half of it.
Plus, I got to go all aroundjust to pass by the traffic,
just to get away with thetraffic, just to make a shortcut
.
It looked closer in the GoogleMaps, to be honest, but it was

(16:49):
far, you know.
And, um, yeah, so I fill my gastank and shit.
It's like I put fucking moneyfor nothing.
You know I waste fucking $35putting gas on my car.
I know I waste fucking $35putting gas on my car.
I mean it's ridiculous.
And I bet you this guy whocaused this accident or girl was

(17:13):
driving fast, caused thisaccident.
And this is in the daytime,there's while, morning time,
morning hours, like around,maybe, like around.
I was in the freeway already on11, 30 and and I'm pretty sure
everyone was upset oh, I'mpretty sure I mean I was upset

(17:34):
because I was fucking sleepy andexhausted mentally, um,
exhausted too.
Imagine how everybody had aparty have take a.
Everybody had to take a shit,you know.
Or doing pp, they have to takea pp.
That's why you probably have totake a.
Everybody had to take a shit,you know.
Or doing pee-pee they have totake a pee-pee.
That's why you always have totake.
Well, that's why it's always tohave two liters of bottles of

(17:54):
soda, empty ones.
The two liters, it's veryimportant.
Maybe you have like three orfour, you know, because you
never know you might be stalledIn the freeway, someone got
unalive and they had to do aninvestigation because you might
be there maybe like more thanfive hours until the corner
shows up.

(18:14):
Because that has happened to us,well, to me, actually, me and
Sexy Pants Sexy Pants is mycousin, by the way and I had and
I had, luckily, I had two literbottles empty.
Two liter bottles Because younever know.

(18:35):
You never know and it's crazyhow these people drive.
That accident was probablycaused by a fast driver that was
impatient, you know.
And then when they drive fast,they don't even put no signal

(18:59):
lights on.
They turn signals.
They don't even do that shit.
Some of them do.
Some do I mean whatever makessense.
Some of them do, and some ofthem don't even do that shit.
Some of them do.
Some do Some I mean whatevermakes sense.
Some of them do and some ofthem don't.
And mostly, most of them arefucking Tesla drivers.
And I don't blame the Tesla carthey're beautiful looking but I
blame the driver.
It's the driver, not the Teslacar, it's the driver.

(19:29):
Every time I'm driving, I'mthinking they're going to make a
right or left, or thinkingthey're going to go straight.
I said it wrong Thinkingthey're going to go straight,
but no, I'm going forward andthey're making a right.
Oh shit, you know I could havefucking hit you, son of a bitch.
I could have hit you becauseI'm thinking you're going
forward, you're going to gostraight, but no, you're making
a right.
You know that's the problem tooI'm having.

(19:55):
No one uses some of them don'tuse their turn signal or left or
right and shit like that.
You know it's uh, I don't know.
That's why it's very importantto learn how to drive.
When you're 12, I mean well, 16, I can't.

(20:16):
I kind of exaggerate it, but 16is the most, or 15, not 12.
15 is the probably the properage to learn how to drive.
You know, and study the book,because I think most of them
don't study the book, don't readthe book.
You know I said some, hence theword.
And yeah, it's very importantto read the book because some of

(20:44):
them out there don't read thebook and some of them cheat on
their test.
You know, they go on YouTubeand they look for the answers
there.
You know, believe it or not,and I go to the DMV.
Now they have all it'scomputerized.
Now you cannot, well, youcannot even take your cell phone
in anymore.
I don't know how it is now, tobe honest, and I think when

(21:11):
someone's a good driver is whenthey don't have tickets or
having a bad accident.
I mean, I'm not perfect, I didhave an accident, okay, but it
wasn't my fault, okay, and someof them get away with it.

(21:33):
You know, I had a taxi hit mein the side side swipe me when I
was getting out of work, when Iused to work in Los Angeles,
and the funny part, they weretrying to act like they were
trying to play victim, like itwas my fault.
They were trying to blame it,like it was my fault.

(21:54):
They were trying to blame it onme, you know, and it's
something that you got to bepatient about, things like that,
you know.
And yeah, I mean, yeah, I'm not.
I'm not a perfect driver, youknow.

(22:15):
We all make mistakes, you know,but we, we, we learn from them,
you know.
The thing is that I'm not thekind of guy that drives fast and
you know, thinking I'm fuckingVin Diesel, whatever you want to
call it, or fucking Vin Diesel,whatever you want to call it.

(22:35):
What's his name?
That actor, the one that was onthe live when he got hurt, he
got killed.
I forgot his name.
But like James Dean, I mean,this has been going on for a
long time.
This is nothing new Drag racingand all that shit, you know,

(22:56):
it's nothing new.
Like James Dean, he was aspeedster too.
Back in 1955, he got on Unalivebecause he was driving fast and
he liked drag racing.
You know, believe it or not,james Dean, he was one of the
good actors, you know, not thebest, but he was one of the

(23:17):
great ones.
You know, to believe it or not,james Dean, he's one of the
good actors, you know, not thebest, but he was one of the
great ones, you know.
But this has been going aroundfor a long time.
It has nothing to do with theFast and the Furious.
This has been going aroundsince the 50s okay, since you
know, I guess when they watchedJames Dean and Marlon Brando,
you know it all started fromthere.

(23:38):
This is nothing new.
This is old.
Actually.
Drag racing, racing and allthat shit it's nothing new.
It's been around since the 50s.
But it's just getting out ofcontrol on this year, way out of
control.
It's not as bad like back then.
Now it's just getting out ofcontrol on this year Way out of
control.
It's not as bad like back then.
Now it's gotten worse.

(24:04):
They do the how do you call it?
The burnout, turnouts orwhatever you want to call it.
They race on public streets Notthinking about the consequences
that you know.
A car might be passing by andthey're drag racing and they're
going fast.
They could probably have a babychild, a newborn, inside a car

(24:26):
or a child in there a kid, youknow.
But then when they, whenreality hits them, they found
out that they unaligned somebody.
And then now it turns out to bea nightmare.
This could be do anything.
It could be a drunk driver orit could be a person that is

(24:49):
impatient, driving unhinged, orjust in a hurry to go to work
and driving fast, or just in ahurry to go to work and driving
fast, or just to love to drivefast because he didn't care or
she didn't care.
I mean, sometimes I see thisshit on when I'm going to work.
You know, it's really terrible.

(25:10):
And no CHP around, no LAPD.
They roam the streets, likearound, maybe like in two hours,
they roam the streets.
You know, I don't even thinkthey eat donuts anymore, you
know, because, to be honest, Inever see a donut shop open

(25:35):
anymore too, because no onedoesn't feel safe anymore.
You know, to be honest, I meanback in, like again, I repeat it
again, like in every twominutes.
They used to be roaming aroundthe freeways and the streets,

(25:55):
the lapd sheriffs and, uh, chpmotorcycles.
To the chp motorists, you know,like chips, you know them.
I used to be a scare of them.
Um, the chp, the ones that looklike chips, like the motorists,

(26:15):
the motorcycle, because they'redicks.
But I only see when I'm going,when I'm coming out of work, I'm
only seeing one motorist CHPLike a motorcycle, in other
words, short for motorcycle.
Motorist Like a motorcycle, inother words, short for
motorcycle Mortarist, only seeone.

(26:45):
When I see someone gettingstopped by them, I go yes,
finally, you stop one.
That's going too fucking fast,you know.
But that's not enough.
They're right there fuckingbabysitting the Caltrans, which
they could be roaming thefreeway.
You know what I'm saying.
You know how many lives theywould have saved if they would

(27:08):
have been patrolling thesefreeways and the streets.
You know If they would havebeen there every fucking two
minutes or less than two minutesroaming the street I mean the
freeways and the streets youknow If they would have been
there every fucking two minutesor less than two minutes roaming
the street I mean the freewaystoo.
I mean it's like they haven'tmade.
You know I'm talking about thepeople that driving fast.

(27:28):
It's like they haven't made.
They run through red lights.
You know they don't yieldanymore.
When you see a stop sign, theydon't know they don't yield
anymore.
When you see a stop sign, theydon't yield, they don't stop,
they just keep on going likethey don't have no brains.
You know that's one of them.
I'm worried too Because there'san oncoming traffic.

(27:49):
You know, there's like fuckingstop signs in every corner and
these motherfuckers don'tfucking stop.
They just fucking just go.
You know, unbelievable man.
And some of them don't usetheir turn signals, right or
left.
You know they just fucking justmake a right without using

(28:12):
their turn signal, like man,balloon heads, dude.
You know, at times I could be aballoon head.
You know I go fuck.
So this is how it feels to be aballoon head.
You know I go fuck.
I'm nothing like them.
I'm being them because I'mfucking tired to let them I'm

(28:34):
being them Because I'm fuckingtired get out of work.
You know I get out of work andI'm exhausted.
And you know when I'm reallyreally really tired and sleepy.
I get off the nearest exit andI go, like to the nearest mall.
Hey, now I go to the nearestmall, I go take a nap.
I go to a nearest mall, I gotake a nap, I go to sleep.

(28:56):
I have like a maybe like a 10minute nap.
That 10 minute nap worksBecause I think sleeping under
the sleeping under driving iseven 10 times worse than being
drunk.
You know what I'm saying,that's what I heard.

(29:16):
And then it feels awful.
It feels like I am drunk.
You know when I'm driving.
You know when I'm fucking tiredand exhausted.
Coming out of work.
I'm fucking sleepy because Iwake up really early.
You know what I'm saying.
I wake up really early.
Can you imagine?
You know what I'm saying.
I wake up really early.
Can you imagine?

(29:39):
You know?
And you know what.
I can't drive.
I'm fucking knocking.
My eyes are just shutting down.
I'm going to exit in thenearest exit and go to a nearest
mall or whatever, whatever, ora gasoline station, you know,
and take a nap.
You know you may look like acreep, you know, and take a nap.
You know you may look like acreep, you know, sleeping in a
car.
But nowadays you look like acreep sleeping in a car.

(30:00):
To be honest, you know which isstupid, you know, but yeah.
So if you feel like you'resleepy driving and you're tired
and exhausted and your eyes areshutting down, I would suggest
to get off the nearest exit andgo take a nap on the nearest gas

(30:22):
station or nearest mall.
That's all I can say, becauseit does feel terrible and awful
and ugly when your eyes are justdropping and just falling.
You're trying to wake up andyou know it does feel ugly.
It happened to me before, but Ijust got off the nearest exit
and took a nap, okay, andsometimes I have to take oh wait

(30:46):
, sometimes I have to drinkthree cups of coffee at work to
stay awake and it still doesn'twork.
You know, cups of coffee atwork to stay awake and it still
doesn't work.
You know, I'm still knockingout.

(31:09):
Either I sleep in the parkinglot of my jobs at or sleep or
the nearest gas station ornearest mall or somewhere around
there.
Because at the time when I'mgetting out of work, I don't
feel sleepy.
When I'm driving, okay, butwhen it's when I, when it's when
I go to the freeway, whenthere's a lot of traffic, that's
when you start feeling itbecause you're fucking, you're
just anxious to go home.
You know it's traffic andthat's's when they're sleeping

(31:33):
as your eyes are shutting downat that moment Because you're
fucking, you're bored.
Maybe, I don't know, I don'tknow why it does that.
I'm right awake.
But once I hit the freeway whenthere's a lot of traffic,
that's when I start feeling thetiredness and the sleepiness and

(31:53):
falling asleep.
My eyes are closing down, I goshit, fuck.
You know.
Excuse my language, but it is aterrible feeling.
But don't even get me startedwith the drunk drivers, because
the drunk drivers are a lotworse.
You know, there's a lot ofballoon heads out there.

(32:15):
They they say they have hightolerance.
Oh, I have high tolerance, Icould drink.
I could drink and drive.
I drive.
I think I drive more openly anddrive perfect when I'm drunk,
when I'm drinking, yeah right,believe me, there's, there's
people that that, just becausethey have high tolerance, you

(32:36):
know, when you have hightolerance, yes, you're just
right there drinking.
You're thinking you don't feelthe high.
You know, but once you drive,you're going to feel it.
You're not going to feel it, itjust happens.
You just blank out.
You know, you just blank out,without you knowing you're going

(32:59):
to fall asleep because youdon't remember.
You just knock out, it's likeyour brain's going to sleep.
You know.
You know I'm no doctor, butit's common sense.
You know, I mean honestly, andto this day they don't listen.

(33:21):
You know they don't listen justbecause they feel like they're
okay to drive when they'redrinking.
You know, and thesemotherfuckers probably drinking
like fucking liquor and shit,not beer.
You know it's scary, dude, Imean it's really scary.
Drinking and driving, I mean Isee people get caught drunk
driving and especially when theypost it on TikTok.

(33:43):
You know you're going home.
If you're in positive you'redrinking, okay, and then you
stop on the checkpoint, you know.
And then, and then you stop onthe checkpoint, you know.
And then you may say, oh, Ionly drink two beers, one beer,

(34:04):
motherfucker, the officer couldfucking smell your car.
I mean, could smell your carinside.
Smell like liquor, you know,and it's a dead giveaway.
That's one thing about liquor.
It's a like liquor, you know,and it's a dead giveaway.
That's one thing about liquor.
It's a dead giveaway.
You could probably drink onlyone or two.
You could just smell it rightoff the bat, you know.

(34:24):
That's why I'd rather stay homeand drink.
You know, imagine I buy someBlue Moons, right, I buy a
six-pack, okay, I drink a beer,only one one.
And they could still smell me,you know.

(34:45):
And then you know what, whenyou stay, when you're next to a
person, when you're drinking,you could fucking smell.
They go fuck, you're drinking,you know, yeah, and dude, it
smells.
I'm sorry, but that's what theygave away about beer, you know,
but I love beer.

(35:05):
I'd like drinking it, you know,but I don't, I don't, I'm not
gonna drive, I'd rather be home.
I'd rather be safe than sorry.
You know what I'm saying thankyou.
I mean, that's why you shouldalways.
That's why you should always,when you're going out, when

(35:25):
you're having a party or youknow, tell your friend or cousin
to pick you up or somethinglike that, because you know it's
not worth it.
Imagine Put these two balloonheads together your mind, okay.
One loves to fucking speed,loves to drive fast, and that

(35:46):
same person likes to drink.
Imagine, that's not even a goodcombination.
The guy that is a speedsterloves to drive the car fast.
He likes to drive fast.
Right, imagine him drinkingalcohol, beer or liquor.
Motherfuckers going the wrongway, driving in the wrong way on

(36:07):
the freeway.
Imagine that shit.
That's going on.
That's going on too, you know.
And what is it they're showingoff, or something like that, for
a girl, or the girl showing offfor a guy?
What?
What triggers them?
That's?
That's, that's something Idon't understand.
What triggers them doing this?

(36:28):
It boggles my mind about.
You know it's common sense notto do shit like that.
You know, no consequences, theydon't think about that.
No consciences, they don'tworry about shit.
Could it be they're?
They're suicidal, you know, fordoing it.

(36:48):
Ah, fuck it, I don't care If Idie, I die.
You know it's a stupid way ofthinking, you know.
But yeah, you guys got toremain calm, you got to remain
cool and you got to be patientwhen you're driving, because you
don't know who you're going tohurt out there.
You know, you don't know it,you know it's your own fate.

(37:14):
You know Some people say that,oh, if that was true, if God was
true, how come he didn't savethat person?
You know, if God was real,people say that.
But the person that drove thecar, that's his own fate.

(37:35):
Okay, that's his own fate.
He could have chose oh, I don'twant to drive.
He could have said I'm notgoing to drive because I'm too
drunk.
He could have said that, youknow, maybe something told him
don't drive, don't drive, don'tdrive.
Maybe God was telling him don'tdrive, no, but he took his own
fate.

(37:55):
He took the chance.
He said, oh, I'm going to drive.
But people were telling himthat's how God works.
Maybe his friends were tellinghim don't drive, you're drunk,
you're too drunk.
No, I got high tolerance.
But his friends were tellinghim don't drive, You're drunk,
you can't even drive.
No, but I got high tolerance,don't worry about me, I got it,

(38:16):
I got this.
That's how God works.
God talks to your people, talksin through you.
You know people don't know thatand people say that God's not
real.
You know, think about it.
Maybe God is working, or angelsare working with your friends.
Tell your friend not to drink,I mean, tell your friend not to

(38:38):
drive, tell your friend not todrive, that's all.
The angels work too.
But no, your high tolerance guythat's drinking, say he could
do it.
He took it, that was his fate.
So he crashed and analyzedpeople, but he chose it.

(39:04):
God gave his friends to.
Hey, you know, his friends weretelling him not to drink, not
to drive, not to drive, you'retoo drunk.
But no, he didn't listen.
That's how God works, bottomline, I mean.

(39:29):
And then he analyzed, like fourpeople in a car.
You know, waking up in the nextmorning what happened?
Well, sir, you know, you're ona live, four people, you know

(39:51):
two kids and a couple, marriedcouple.
Unbelievable, unbelievable,right, that's what the officers
told him.
And the friends were tellingthe officer well, we're telling
him to stop, not to drive, buthe was insisting that he had
high tolerance.
The officers told him, thefriends were trying to stop him

(40:18):
to drive, but he didn't listen,he took his fate in his own
hands and he didn't care.
He was saying he had hightolerance to his friends.
So the friends told that to theofficers and now he's booked
for manslaughter, you know, forunaliving four people in a car,
taking this risk.

(40:40):
Oh, I'm not, I'm a man, I'mfucking a guy of high tolerance.
You know I could drive.
I drive better when I'mdrinking.
Some people have thattestosterone like if you don't
drive, you're gay.
That has nothing to do with it.

(41:03):
Oh, you're weak, you're a sissy.
That has nothing to do with it.
Now he got arrested fordrinking and driving.
Now he's going to be gayBecause he's in jail, killed
four people, one in life, fourpeople and he's going to be with
a lot of guys in prison.

(41:28):
Unbelievable See how it works.
I mean, that's why we'reagainst drunk driving.
It's not worth it.
And then, if you get caught,just imagine how much the bill
he's going to pay.
Just imagine, imagine the.

(41:54):
Imagine the expensive, thefamilies, the ones that are
alive, unalived.
Just imagine the family goingto sue him.
You know he's going to be indebt for a long time.
You know, in debt, paying thesefuneral expenses.

(42:17):
I'm pretty sure it's going toprobably come out as expenses.
But I don't know how that works, to be honest.
To be honest, I really don'tknow how that works, so I can't
say much about that.
But I do know when you getcaught drinking and driving
you're going to spend all theseexpenses your AA classes you

(42:41):
know alcoholics and anamnesis,your breathalyzer you know
unbelievable.
And the classes you have to payyou know unbelievable.
And the classes you have to payyou know you have to pay them.
You got to pay for this classes.
The breathalyzer you got to paythe AA, and I think you go to

(43:10):
the morgue to see the deadpeople or something like that.
You got to pay those classes.
The breat, the dead people, orsomething like that.
You got to pay those classes.
The breathalyzer you put inyour car I think this guy's not
going to come out jail prettysoon or prison, probably stay
there for two years, you know, Ithink.

(43:30):
I think drunk drivers should bein the same level as pedophiles.
That's what I think they shouldbe the same level.
I mean because you're drinking.

(43:51):
And just imagine the pedophilestoo.
Then when they drink they dostupid shit, you know.
That's why I think they shouldbe the drunk drivers and the
pedophiles.
They should be in the samelevel.
Okay, I mean, it's getting bad.

(44:11):
I think the whole world isgetting possessed.
No one cares, no one lovesanymore.
Everybody's envy, everybody.
I mean, the world has changed,to be honest.
Plus, we're overpopulated thewhole world is.
That's why I always pray to theLord to protect me and my, my

(44:38):
brothers, because I pray for myfamily and I pray hard.
I sin, I'm not a perfect person, but I do believe in the son of
God.
You know that I hope one daythat hasn't happened to me.
You know, and I did one time.

(44:58):
One time I had Did that and Ilearned my lesson.
That's what scared me.
That's why I don't want to dothat shit anymore.
We went to this party, myfriend's party, back in.
I don't know it was a long timeago.
I don't know how many years wasit.
I forget it was.
I'm gonna, I'm just gonna takea back in.
I don't know it was a long timeago.
I don't know how many years wasit, I forget.
I'm just going to take a wildguess.
Okay, I'm just going to take awild guess.

(45:19):
The year I think it would havebeen.
I think it was in 2008, aroundthere, or maybe less than that
2007.
I'll just say 2007.
I was invited, me and Sexy PantsWere invited to A birthday
party.
I got fucking tore up, okay,with beer, drinking beer.

(45:39):
Okay, I was Close drunk At thetime.
I had a A cheap ass Poncho'sgiveaway car.
You know, Little bucket, youknow, but I don't, to be honest,
cheap-ass ponchos giveaway car.
You know, little bucket, youknow.
But, to be honest, I don't knowhow I fucking that car made it.
You know, I really don't knowhow that car made it, because it

(46:04):
was far okay, I was fuckingdrunk, even sexy pants down.
Dude, are you sure you coulddrive?
I said, yeah, I'm one of thoseballoon heads, you know, I was a
kid.
Even sexy pants down.
Dude, are you sure you coulddrive?
I said, yeah, I'm one of thoseballoon heads, you know, I was a
kid at the time.
Oh, I have high tolerance, youknow.
But I drove the car fromwherever I was at I forgot where

(46:28):
it was and from LA.
I woke up the next day, toldsexy pants, how did I fucking
drive?
Did I drive?
He said, yeah, I go.
Fuck, dude, I don't rememberdriving.
Dude, I blanked out.
I go.
Yeah, how was I driving?
Was I driving waving.
Was I waving or some shit?

(46:48):
Was I out of control?
No, you're driving fine, you'redriving good, no mistakes or
anything.
Really, really, there's nothingto be proud about.
You know, because I could havehurt somebody and I told Sexy
Panza I go, damn dude, that'sthe last time I'm going to do

(47:10):
that shit.
Dude, that's fucking scary.
I couldn't believe I did thatshit.
I couldn't believe I did thatshit.
I couldn't believe I did thatshit.
Dude.
To be honest, all of you outthere, I couldn't believe it.
This was back in 2007 orsomewhere around there.
I forget, I forget.
It's been a long time.
I go fuck, dude.
That was scary.
How did I?
And you couldn, couldn't, youdidn't drive for me.

(47:30):
Sexy pants was.
He didn't want to, he didn'twant to drive, so I drove.
Sexy spans is my cousin, by theway.
You know.
You guys want to know.
He's not my lover or anythinglike that.
He's just my, my cousin, bloodcousin, 100.
We just call him sexy pantsbecause, um, he doesn't want to

(47:51):
have his name out there, but, um, yeah, so that's why I wanted
to gooch mentions of sexy pantsis because we're cousins, we, we
, they, they get gay up all eachother and shit like that.
You know, I guess yeah.
So I was like damn dude, youserious, yeah, dude, serious,

(48:14):
yeah, dude, no waving oranything.
I wasn't fucking up.
No, no, you're driving good,fuck, dude.
I don't remember, I was likefuck, I didn't remember.
I don't remember driving thatdrunk.
How did I get home?
Like I don't remember thedirections?
That was the funny part.
I go fuck dude, that's the lastthing thing.
That's why I stopped doing that, you know, that's why I don't

(48:35):
do that.
Just that one time, that onetime I did that, I go fuck you
know what.
I don't care, you could peerpressure me or anything.
All of you motherfuckers, I'mnot gonna fucking drive.
If I'm gonna go to a party orsomething like that, I'm not
taking my car.
I'm going to go to a party orsomething like that, I'm not
taking my car, I'm going Uber it, or you're going to drive for

(48:56):
me, or you guys are going tohave to pick me up because I'm
not driving my car to a partywhen I'm drinking.
Well, guys, I hope I made sense.
I hope I made sense in mypodcast, because I was all alone
today.
There was no Gooch.

(49:17):
We're going to be on episode 89next week on Sunday, episode 89,
season two.
And just to prepare, do notdrink and drive, everybody.
I guarantee you.
Leave your car there or sleepthrough it, tell your family to

(49:40):
pick you up, your brother,cousin, ninos, nanas, or
anything like that.
So it's not worth it, everyone,it's not worth it.
And where the CHP around there,you better get your act
together, man.
Start roaming the freewaysevery two minutes, man, because
it's getting out of control withthese speedsters out there.
You know what I'm saying.
So get your act together and dosomething about this shit.

(50:04):
I'm sick of it.
Save a life out there, CHP orLAPD, wherever you may be, you
know.
All right, guys, I'm done.
My throat, my throat's goingoff already for talking too much
, babbling a lot.
This is Thee Talkers PodcastUnscripted.

(50:25):
My name is Joe and the Goochand stay tuned and stay tuned.
Stay tuned to us, keep hearingus out.
Spread the word.
The Talkers Podcast is here toentertain you guys out there.
Thank you for all yourdownloads.
All you listeners out there.
Thank you very much.
Europe, thank you, UK, thankyou South America, thank you

(50:49):
North America, thank you, wereally appreciate it.
And my name is Joe and TheeGooch.
Thee Talkers Podcast Unscripted.
My name is Joe see you guys.
Bye Nice, yeah, baby Nice, yeah, baby Nice, hey, hey, hey, hey,

(51:46):
hey.
Now We'll be right back, thankyou.
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