#149 - “oh yeah” - there's no audience

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There's a lot of crashes.

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There's a lot of like people doing some dive bombs from hell
of a far back.
Heading into the.
And it's hella funny to watch.
I crash in the corner.
Oh yeah.
Dude, there's so many.
There's so many crashes.
There's no audience with Mike and Terry episode 149.
We always just ripped.
Always.
You Terry, we're back.
We rip in.
We rip in.

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We always rip.
We don't fucking mess around.
We're hitting the button live live.
We're live for life from the garden.
Imagine that's a what's it run the jewels on?
I think I took all the shit that was in here.
What's that shit that I had to take from the other room?
And I put it in the closet.
I realized that I had that whole closet by the door there.

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But that know that one by the front door.
There's a closet.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
And I realized I was like, wait, dummy, you should just throw
all the shit that you can't.
You don't want here in there for now because I don't use it
for anything.
I just I always forget that.
You have like secret apartments in your like your house
and you just throw shit everywhere.
Yeah, I've got I got clips on clips on clips.
Yeah, right?

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I got clips and closets.
I got clips to closet.
I got clips.
Clips.
Clips.
You like that one, huh?
Hey, hey, friends.
I got a backup to the backup and a backup to the backup.
Hey, friends.
I need to get that one.
We made a.
I made a schmage beyond.

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Schmage beyond?
Yeah, yeah.
I made a a patreon.
Why did you do that?
Why did I do that?
Because buying a coffee sucks cock.
And it wasn't linking the things.
So I finally decided one day.
I was like, how do you delete the coffee thing?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I didn't delete it.
It's still up.
It doesn't exist.

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But who gives a fuck?
What do you mean it doesn't exist?
I mean, it exists.
This is 404 or some shit.
It could be a VPN thing, but I don't know.
We tried it without.
Yeah.
I made a you don't link it anymore.
Do you?
Oh, no, I stopped linking it.
Oh, look, there's patreon.
Yeah, I just did it.
Wait, what is this last one?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, yeah, I just I just did it like two seconds ago.

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Okay, I'm with you.
I understood if you read the thing where it says the time right
there says 1005.
She's when I did it.
But anyways, yeah, so I made a patreon also made a tier for
members, if whoever wants to support us, it's just a dollar a
month.
Can you make it to where they can just donate whatever they

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want?
I'm not sure.
We should just do that.
I think I could do a donate.
Do we have to upload?
Do you have to upload the content to patreon?
No.
Okay.
But we could do like, I would rather just I would rather just
not put the content on patreon and just say if you want to
support, you can just give the money on patreon.
That works.

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That's a nice thing.
The thing is that it only does monthly prices.
So I think we can only do like, if you want to donate a
dollar, do a dollar and then cancel it.
But my idea is here's my idea, but there's no option to just
give one time fee.
Yeah.
But the here's the thing is my idea is to this is what I'm

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saying.
Hit me.
I'm going to tell you on air.
Tell me on air.
I'm being straightforward to everybody.
If you support us.
I have not heard this before.
So I confirmed this is new.
What I want to do is I want you to support us and then
forget us.
Support us then forget us.
Because a lot of people when you describe the thing for a
dollar, they're not going to notice a dollar.

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Terry, I hate you.
You know what people?
I don't think you should do that.
I want what's best for you.
Terry's just a little schemer over here.
I want money.
Okay.
And we're off.
I'm just kidding.
But yes, if you want to support us, you can support us.
Just the actual donation on the RSS feed, our page and also in

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the link in the description, it will also go to the actual
Patreon and you can subscribe if you want to.
You can do a dollar and then unsubscribe like in two seconds.
It shouldn't take you that long, but isn't that annoying
though?
They don't have a functionality where you can just do like a
one time thing.
Like, hey, thanks for the show.
It's great.

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We like it.
Here's some money.
One time.
I'm pretty sure we can make like a PayPal thing, which could
also be another thing we can do.
Stripe.
I heard Stripe is better than PayPal.
Okay.
Because it's easier to do.
I can do that right now.
I can do it live while we're working.
I mean, I could do it on the break.
I could do like, I could do multiple things.
Yeah.

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And then I could just link it in like our description so you
can make a note.
Stripe.
Stripe.
Because that would be like one where people can just like do a
card payment.
Make Stripe.
Uh, payment thing.
Um, but yeah, no, if you want to support us, support us monthly

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and then we'll make a Stripe and then if you just want to give us
a one time, uh, support, uh, we'll use Stripe.
So.
Yeah.
Do you expect the Fed to listen to you?
Yeah.
It sounds like.
Yeah.
That's Trump.
That's Trump.
But he was in an interview and some lady asked, do you expect the

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Fed reserve to listen to you about interest rates?
And he goes, do you expect the Fed to listen to you?
Yeah.
And he said, yeah.
He's been doing some wild shit.
He's, he's getting after it.
He's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's angrying some people.
He's out there, bro.
Yeah, I was making a lot of people happy and angry.
Well, most of the country happy, I think, because didn't he
like a lot?
Well, I was looking at someone who sent me something about like, um, they're

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doing, I forgot what they were doing.
They were doing something with Native Americans with identification
cards or whatever.
Did you hear about that?
No.
Yeah.
So what I was hearing, what my friend sent me something.
Like what do you mean?
IDs?
Like identification cards, like how they did with like, um.
But giving them IDs that they didn't have before or what?
Well, like, so, uh, no offense to like Native Americans or anything like

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that.
I'm trying to, I'm trying to not to be like, like you can, some people
mix, um, Native Americans with Mexicans.
Like get confused between which is which.
Yeah.
Like they look at a Native American and think it's a Mexican.
Yeah.
So they think it's a legal immigrant.
And then like the ice would just be like,

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I'm talking about the deporting illegal immigrant thing.
Yeah.
They're mistaking, uh, people that are actually in the country.
They're giving, uh, Native Americans like identification, Native
American cards or whatever.
So they don't deport them by mistake?
I guess when they come at them or something.
Because do Native Americans not have an ID or a driver's license from

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America?
Well, they should, they do.
And what's the problem?
I don't know.
The ice is doing some weird shit.
They're deporting illegal immigrants, aren't they?
There isn't that the idea?
Yeah.
But they're, you're saying they're, they're getting people that shouldn't
be deported because they're actually American citizens and they're
mistakenly deporting them or something.
Yeah.
They're like, like putting fear into the Native Americans, which is kind

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of fucked up.
Uh, um, see, I know that there's something about this the other day.
I thought they were just like deporting like drug criminals or something
or violent criminals.
I don't know.
But it was really weird.
Well, I mean, he did campaign on that and won like by a lot.
So I think people are pro deporting illegal immigrants.

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Yes, it's right here.
It says U.S. citizens.
This is like, this is just like kind of what I'm trying to talk about.
It's like U.S. citizens are being told to carry birth certificate amid
ice raids.
Oh, that's different than IDs.
That's just saying, Hey, if you're an American and you're mistaken, then
you'll be able to prove that you're an American.
Right here.
And then the next morning came from the Navajo Nation president boo when

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and why G are there lots of illegal immigrants on these reservation
areas.
And that's why they're going to be concerned.
I don't know.
I don't know what's like.
I don't know.
Someone just told me about this and this is like, this is kind of weird
because it kind of feels like backing when, um, um, like the star of David

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kind of thing with the Jews.
Like they had a star to identify that they were a Jew.
So you have to have a car that identifies that you are a Native American.
I don't know.
I don't know.
It seems like a stretch to me.
Yes.
The United States citizens, including Native Americans are being warned to
carry ID with them after reports of immigration and customs enforcement ice

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officers questioning and detaining people this week.
And that was like, well, like two days ago.
I mean, it sucks if you're like threatened by somebody for being deported
when you're an American.
Yeah.
But don't most people carry ID anyway?
Usually.
I don't know.
But what if you like, what if you like randomly forget it though?

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That's the thing is like, if you randomly forget it one day and then you look like
a Mexican, I don't know, man.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know what I don't know.
It seemed like they'd have to identify you before they deport you.
Yeah.
I don't know what I don't do in these days.
I don't think it's a big problem.
This is mostly in like Arizona though.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's just in Arizona following reports, some residents have been approached by officials.

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Like maybe they'll detain you.
Yeah.
And then when they do that, you'll be like, oh, but just check.
I'm an American and they look you up to, oh, sorry.
But it's still kind of fucked up though.
Well, yeah, it's fucked up if you're getting detained and you're not did anything wrong.
It makes like, it makes like you're, it makes you and your, if you have a fan, like
children or whatever like that, like afraid to just like, just carry your ID.

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Yeah.
Then it's no problem.
I don't know.
But still.
Life sucks.
I don't know.
Everybody's got their problems.
I don't know.
There's a lot of shit going on these days.
So specifically like Native American tribes in Arizona.
Well, it was, it was like in Arizona somewhere where it's just like, it happened because
there were like, down in the southern states where it's like near Mexico.

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Yeah.
Like a border state to Mexico.
But I can under, I mean, I don't understand how you can mistaken.
Mistake.
Mistaken.
You don't understand how you can mistaken Native American from Mexican, illegal Mexican.
Well, how do you know if it's a Mexican that's illegal or not?
But then there's lots of people that are from Mexico or American citizens.
So it's like, well, if you're born in America, yeah, you're considered even if you're, if

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you're an illegal immigrant and have a child in America, your child is an American citizen
like right off the bat.
Doesn't matter.
Maybe not anymore in the future.
Well, here the thing is, like they're trying to change that.
Yeah, I guess.
But no, they are trying.
Oh.
I think it's weird that.
There's going to be court cases as far because there's a whole order about how they're going

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to reverse that.
If you're the child of an illegal immigrant and you're born in America, you don't get
to be automatically American citizen.
And so that's going to go to court.
And if, like who knows.
That's wild.
But I think it's weird that, you know, we, like we're fighting against like immigration

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and shit.
Yeah.
But yet this whole country was found on immigration in reality.
Yeah.
Because we migrated from Europe and then came over here and did a bunch of shit.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I don't know.
Seems like a lot of Americans voted for Trump.
And he was saying, I'm going to deport all these people and they're like, we're down with

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that.
So the Native Americans?
No.
Oh, like, didn't he win by like multiple million votes or something?
And like a landslide?
And he was saying, I'm going to deport all the illegal immigrants and people were like,
fuck yeah, we want that shit.
Right.
Right.
I get that part.
Like, I don't understand when people say like, I'm cool.
Like I'm down with that.
Like importing, like deporting all the illegal immigrants, even though that your family was

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probably an illegal immigrant at one time.
No, not an illegal, just maybe an immigrant at one time.
Yeah.
And I think that's pretty here, like in the United States is pretty much an immigrant
at the beginning of like, I think the issue that people have with it is just constant
stream of illegal people coming across and not doing it.
Officially.
Or is it?
I think that's kind of happening and like them doing stupid stuff and like killing people

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or hurting people.
I think that has some, yeah.
And he has a verse of taking quote unquote, taking their jobs, even though they're the
ones that like, I think it's a, I think it's the violent people who are in the news or
illegal immigrants who like make it look bad.
But I think majority of Americans are supportive of what's going on because they voted for

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it.
So, I don't know, democracy.
Yeah, I guess.
I mean, I'm not for it, but I mean, it is what it is.
Well, I don't have a strong opinion one way or the other, but I can say is if I wouldn't
want somebody just like showing up on my yard, you know, that's kind of what it is.
It's like, Hey, we didn't say you could come here onto like stay on our property and they

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just come.
So I don't, I get it.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I get, I get both sides of it, but like, like how you said, they don't have, I have an opinion,
but it's just kind of weird.
It's hard to deport a bunch of people and not have it look kind of a shitty.
Yeah.
It's going to be real hard to make it look non-shitty.

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But again, most Americans voted for it.
So we'll see.
Yeah.
Yeah, so I don't know if it's going to be right here or which is, like I said, I'm just trying
to, you know, it is what it is.
Like I can't do it.
I can't change what the fuck is going on.
I'm surprised he hasn't got shot yet.
That's just my theory.
He got shot multiple times or tried to get shot.

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That's what he was running.
I'm just talking about now.
He put out an order inside of in the building in the building.
So that's what I was thinking.
Like he probably did it for, they said security, but I think it was like.
Crazy cold too, so I think that partly it was for temperature. Yeah, cuz we don't want to kill the president outside
You know it makes sense. He's the one on Fraser. He put out an order to release the JFK files

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The RFK files and the Martin Luther King
Unlike the assassinations for all them. I is that what I've been seeing lately
I'm not like my scrollie will like my scroll of death Instagram. Yeah black web
Yeah, the dark web the black web the dark web on Instagram
And I've been seeing like some videos of

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JFK getting assassinated from a different angle
And I'm like, I don't know that they actually released anything yet
But I put out an order for the the CIA to like put out all the files they have on the assassin
I well it was really weird cuz I saw like
Because there's there's a the angle on the where it shows JFK and you can see
Spoiler alert you can see his head pop off. I haven't seen it for a long time. It's disgusting

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I watched it years and years and years ago
But I haven't I remember watching in high school and then like we had a sign like a waiver
Like our parents had to sign on they can see this like there's gonna be some violent the content
Back to the left. But anyways
Yeah, you could see like it's on a different angle. So like someone's filming from like the side so you see like

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Closer to you you'd see like JFK the governor and then you'd see Jackie and then the driver
But you see like him get shot in the head and you see like the blood splatter and shit
And then you see like the bullet go inside the governor because it goes into the governor as well
But you see like a different angle of the the the shot

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It's really interesting, but also grows at the same time. I think that that stuff's been out there. I don't know
New JFK
a
Assassin wait, how do you spell assas isn't it like a SSI SS no wait

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nation
assassination
videos I
Don't know if I really want to see this. Oh assassination. I think I got it. I didn't spell it right
It's actually two asses. It's two asses and then a nation. Oh, it's double S double S. It's double S. It's double ass
two
Asses and then I and the nation

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Watch
Says watch the unseen video of the moments of this JFK assassination. That's kind of weird
Yes, the declassification of records concerning the assassinations of JFK RFK and Martin Luther King
It's kind of fucked up right there. What right right when he's celebrating his like birthday and Martin Luther King day

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Release his fucking assassination
What JFK Martin Luther King so dr. Martin Luther King
I'm just saying man. Isn't it good to announce this? I mean I'm confused. No, no, no, it's good to announce it
I'm just saying as in like it's kind of like you just put it on when his like we celebrate him

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Did you know? Oh, no, but that's just because that's when Trump was sworn in so like he couldn't do it
checks out checks out
So
Wait, do we get to see videos like are we talking about like videos and photos?
Yeah
So when do we get to see him so if I really want to see within 15 days of that executive order

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The director of national intelligence and the AG shall
Is it gonna be redacted?
No, the idea is finally to unredact it and make it visible to everybody
So within 15 days basically they have to present a plan for releasing them to the president. Oh
But that doesn't mean okay
So within 45 days Trump orders to release of the final files of JFK RFK MLK

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Hey, everybody ends in the K within 45 days of the order the director of national intelligence, which is gonna be Tulsi Gabbard shout out
After release it right present a plan okay
Trump on Thursday ordered the declassification and released the long secret files of the session of JFK and his brother RFK

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In civil rights leader Martin Luther King everything will be revealed Donald Trump 78 dudes oldest fuck
He's gonna be the oldest president the old office as he signs an executive over demanding this disclosure after decades of speculation
And conspiracy theories about each of the slings the order says the release of these records and along overdue

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Requires the Justice Department in the office of director of national intelligence to rapidly repair for the release
Officials have 15 days to
Present a plan to the president for a full and complete release of records of JFK assassination
45 days to do so
For the RFK and MLK cases so we'll get them in probably like March

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for RFK and
JFK or MLK, but JFK will be here in like February
Actually, we probably when we go on our vacation. Well, we'll actually get to see it in February
We'll see it. We'll see it in February for the JFK one, but not the MLK and RFK
Did you see that he pardoned Ross Ulbricht? Who what you know that I pardon a bunch of people
You know that is I know you pardon a bunch of the the Capitol Raiders. Oh, no Capitol Raiders

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Raiders on the Lost Ark. Yeah, the Capitol Raiders and
No, you pardon this guy the Silk Road founder Ross Ulbricht. Who do you see that? What's the Silk Road?
Wait, isn't that the weird way? Don't know this isn't the Silk Road in like the dark
There is your beat the dark web
Isn't like that. It's not so cruel. I thought the Silk Road was the like in Vietnam or something
No, that's the real Silk Road. The Silk Road from the like ancient times was from China all the way to Europe

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Yeah, but this guy made a website on the dark net to sell like drugs in
2012 or something. Okay, so he just got pardoned for he was serving he was serving two life sentences plus 40 years
And he's already served 12 years and Trump pardoned him. I just want you to know
I suppose the guy that all the libertarians wanted to be freed. Oh
What did he do he made the website called silk road calm to sell drugs

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Sort of where people could sell drugs for like Bitcoin and shit. Oh until like 2012 like early days interesting. Yeah, but hit me out
so I
Don't understand our policy for
like
We convict a felon and they're like you get life and also you get another life and then on top of that

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Yeah, it's 40 years stupid and you're like can we just do one life. Can you just go?
You're in prison for the rest of your life, right? Why the fuck are we doing too live? It doesn't make sense. Yeah, Mike. I
Declare you you have two life sentence in plus 40 years, right? You're like
Sir, I'm going to die before it like I reached a maybe too light

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Maybe a life is not actually your whole life, but it's like a number of years
It's like a metric they use for a number of years is a life
So if he got to be like maybe 200 years old then maybe he'd get out or something
It's like some loophole if like some technology happens. Yeah, they're not gonna keep him alive
Meaning yeah, true. He's not gonna be alive. Most most the average American will die like for males is like in their 70s and 80s. Yeah

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All right, here we go a live sentence is a punishment where the convicted individual is remained incarcerated for the rest of their natural life
Okay, you're right. It doesn't make sense. So why and then okay?
The sentence is typically given for extreme serious and usual are usually violent crimes such as murder rape terrorism and just to
do

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And creating a website. Yep, and creating website apparently apparently but unless you are pardoned and communed to a fixed term
So I so I just want you to know
Justice Department can we just fix it and just say instead of like this dude's serving a double life sentence

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Just say
He's serving a life sentence. He ain't coming out unless he's pardoned or something else. I don't get it either. Go fuck yourself
See if I was president
Fix that right there. All right. What else you got from Trump?
Hot topics. No, that's all I got
I did a video

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Of you did a video or you this is just a video of the audio that I showed you earlier

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Yeah, he looks like he has not gotten any sleep. Yeah, those are some back
He looks like an Asian right there. He does have he does have some yes distinct lines. Yeah eyes
He looks like he's I meant to say alien not Asian. He's coming in hot
It is it just coming in my mouth. I'm sorry everybody. All right. What do I want to play first dude?

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I I want to play this because I think we talked about this
Okay
Joe Rogan experience. I think we had a whole segment. Wait. How are you getting these videos now? Did you use my thing?
Did you do the thing I told you to do slice it? Yeah, you fuck. I'm hot bro
Yeah, because I told you the easier way to do it. It's really easy and I movie. All right. There you go

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I think we had a whole segment on this at once upon a time. Okay, we had a whole in-depth conversation
We were having a heated debate. Okay, we can go
You're gonna strike you're gonna know wait. Hold on
You're gonna strike a debate for a while. No, cuz I do have something. I you know, I think we're both in agreement on this
Okay, okay. All right. Oh

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Just a quick comment I realized that I have to watch out the audio level of
The computer when I'm doing the string the streamcast because this was kind of quieter. Yeah, I have to be aware of that
Okay
I wouldn't know hardcore science question. Yeah, it's on physics. Okay in theory if you were in space and you

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Maybe ejaculate it. Ah, is it possible that the ejaculate would propel you back?
Did we talk I think we talked something similar to that we we we did I don't think we talked about the back of the
Propeling you know about other we talked about it when we were talking about sex in space

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No, no, no tracking off because they dump it out into space remember we were talking about
We were talking about all of that because
Christina P. We're watching something with that was it and they were talking about it
And then we started a strike a conversation
I don't like do they just like discard it out into space with the trash
Do we just yeah, do you just throw it out in space or do you because they have the ejecto Cito cuz right and

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Like does it does it actually do you like?
When you because you pee inside you I don't know if you pee inside of a bag or you pee into a little nozzle
And then recycles it so definitely you could probably poop we talked about shitting now
They probably launch so you could jerk off. Yeah in
Ejaculate into the sucky suck. No, and then you don't want to drink that. Oh

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Yeah, cuz it's refiltered
Yeah, it's refiltered it's refiltered but you don't want to do that because they use the urine to refilter correct to make more water
But how do they eject the Cito cuz off the probably like put it in the bag and go
Yeah, they have a like a launcher probably they put it in a box does the international door does the international space station have any ejector

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Okay, let me keep buying this
Propulsion is there enough for power in there to propel you there's only one way to find out how long you hold it in for
Wait, right, right?
You didn't jerk off for like four months and then you had like the mother load
You need something to go one way so you go the other way. Yeah, Alex had an answer

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But I don't know what's the answer what he had a thought I guess what if you blow out at the same time?
Yeah, I
Think in space the like the bio dynamics of the liquids is different
That's I think there's it's actually difficult to have sex in space and to get people pregnant in space

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That's why I've ever gotten pregnant on the space station. Are they allowed even to have no nobody has officially had sex in
Space officially, but unofficially of course
Wonder if they have I mean how monitored are they there is a Wikipedia page about sex in space
I
Feel like I should breath and it's actually pretty detailed. I bring it down

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Just so just so you know we could we could look at this
So wait, so there's a there's a Wikipedia about dedicated to this topic just
Oh my
the condition of governing sex in space intercourse
Conception and procreation while weightless have become a necessary study due to the plans. So it's a necessary study

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Well, yeah, if you want to have a yeah
Spacefaring population yeah plans for a long duration space mission as well as a future potential accommodation of
Sexual partners aboard the International Space Station issues explored including disruptive. I don't know it's
Sarkadian rhythms
Radiation isolation stress and the physical acts of intercourse in zero or minimal gravity

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It's space sex and space is part of space sexology
Wait, so they're planning to just have humans go up there and just get it on I
Don't know this is weird
So is it has there been any reports on as of 2009 with NASA planning lunar outposts and possibly long duration missions

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The topic has taken a respectable place in life sciences
Despite this some researchers have argued that national and private space agencies have yet to develop any concrete research and plans to address human sexuality in space
Hmm interesting. This is this is very detailed
I
Zoological physiological issues. I feel like I feel like how in

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For all mankind how did it betrayed that in a way?
Well, they had like spinning gravity makers so they could do it in space, right?
But I think well how like his daughter Kelly didn't that baby get made in space
Yeah, the Russian guy was born on the ship
No, it was born on a ship because they were they shot her from Mars because they were only on

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the little Land Rover and they didn't have I
Thought that she was on Mars when she gave birth. No, she was on Mars when
No, she was the first Martian baby
And then to take him back to earth they launched her up there
Oh, no, they launched her up when the baby was in the belly. That's right because she was about to give

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That's she was about to give and they had to get birth on the ship not on because it had gravity
Yeah, I had gravity and then I shot her from the she has like one of those like
EVD EVA
Packs little while she was on like a shuttle or whatever that her dad was
like
NASA has stated there's

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That it knows of no no intercourse. It has no knowledge. Well on planned attempts in 2015
No
No, we're not talking about this. Hey, they were trying to make the nope nope nope nope the movie
Phil is called Uranus experiment part two
Isaac Asimov
Who's eyes? Oh, who's Isaac Asimov? He's the guy who wrote foundation, right?

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Was it he right foundation or space frontier foundation Herbert wrote Dune Isaac Asimov wrote
A foundation click on them. Just click on it. I know it's foundation. Is it foundation? Yeah, I want to read those books
That's the show on Apple right foundation foundation I
Kind of want to read that one
There's a book that I was wanting to read and I forgot what it's called

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It's like the children
Something you gotta
I got a pilot episode of the expanse you would show them were the first officer. Oh
Yeah, Jim Holden member the very first episode when Jim is a banging the girl
Mm-hmm on the ice hauler the canterbury and they're like floating and then they're like

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You remember that scene? Oh, yeah, you're not talking about right the blonde girl
The intercourse was met with a sudden interruption when the ship resumed thrust slimy in the boat to the bunk bed with acceleration
That's gotta hurt at the very beginning. You think that would break his pee pee
He's pretty robust shut out James Holden. Yeah, James Holden. All right. He's a wild interesting person

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But so on the on the
We could do you want to keep talking about that about sex and space. It's kind of weird. I really don't but
So I want to bring something up
Recently I
Recently I've been watching F1 and having my phone draws

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I've been on purpose watching none. Are you rewatching shit? I started rewatching
22 I think I like to specifically not because then I'm even more amped up for the new season
So I started watching 22 and I was like, I know what happened during 22. Oh, but then I watched Silverstone
You should watch 21 so I'm sorry

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Silverstone 21 or 22 was good. That was with the crash
But you should watch 21 because then it's the battle between Hamilton and what's his face first happen? Yeah, okay
But did you hear that the FIA made a rule where they can't cuss? Yeah, and if they do they get banned
Yeah, or like they eventually after they give the money then they have to like
Sit out of race or take points away or something which is kind of I think that's stupid

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I think the drivers are gonna be like suck on it and not gonna I don't I don't think it's gonna be
I bet you this is what's gonna happen is that if that's the case I bet you all of them will mostly first happen
We're probably like fuck you. We'll just go
I'm not gonna answer any questions at this moment or that or he'll just cuss a million times so that he gets like

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So it just looks absurd as they take points away or they can't get away with it anymore
Or all the drivers will all do it and then it won't even matter. Yeah, what if what I don't think they're gonna abide by it
What if what if they like that's a good quick? That's a good theory where like all of them just go
Let's just on on a race day and get rid of like everybody's points basically on a race day

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What's all just say the f-word? Yeah, or I'll cuss word so they all go down the same amount of points
No, they're just like check it out. I'm like are you gonna ban all 20 of us for one race?
Cuz I think it's like the third offense or something because because you only have one reserve driver
Each team has one reserve driver, but you're not banned for the season. I think you just get banned for a race

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Okay, you still only have one reserve driver
So then the next race is only gonna have ten drivers and they're all reserve drivers
No, what's gonna happen is the fans are gonna have a
Riot because I'll be like well fuck this we don't want well the next race
Our favorite drivers to be not driving when we come to see the race
Yeah, cuz the next drivers would exactly then they'll just go
I don't want to go and then none of them will show up in the stands and give them the money

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I know that's it's gonna be even though they already gave them the money because they were paid for the tickets not gonna stand but
What I what I have been doing just to get away from F1 to do kind of like what you've been doing I
Watched the second season of silo. It's a banger. I
Watched like the first two episodes
It's pretty good so far

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What we're gonna say
That I've been watching Indy car. Hey, it's actually pretty interesting. Do you have to pay?
No, it's online. It's on YouTube. Oh it is
It's not like its own thing. You have to pay. Well, you you can do that. I'm looking into and see how much it is
But it's very interesting a lot of crashes, which I like

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Okay, I know it's ruthless. I know there's a lot of crashes
There's a lot of like people doing some dive bombs from hello far back
I'm eating into the
Hello funny to watch. There's a crash in the corner. Oh, yeah
Dude, there's so many. There's so many crashes. But also
What I was thinking is is that

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Indy car comes to like Portland
Every year. Oh really?
And I was like, does anything come up here? Why we're boring. Why because we don't have a racetrack. Why?
We don't have any racetrack. We probably do. It's not one in that Kent. I think there's evergreen
There's evergreen in Monroe and then isn't there one in Kent?

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Mm-hmm like a Kent Speedways. No, it's like
Pacific something. Oh race
Tracks something international racer something. Oh, yeah, you know, I'm talking about I think so there is one in Monroe
I think that maybe that's evergreen
Let's see

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Oval and paved. Oh here we go. I might be one in Shelton
Evergreen Speedway in Monroe
There this is this 2005, but whatever. There's a Yakama Speedway Wenatchee Valley Super Oval
Tri-City Raceway Spokane Raceway Park South Sound Speedway

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Port Angeles Speedway Jackson Prairie Speedway
And those are all paved ovals there's one in Kent I
I forgot the name of it P something tracks racing and where you kind of work by
What racing tracks

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I'm trying to figure out like
Pacific Waste Race and then there's rich motorsports Park
I
Don't know why it throws in an arrowhead ranch even though it's throwing showing people throwing fucking axes
Are these all just oval tracks?

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But just yeah, there's oval tracks I think
Well, that's stupid. Oh, that's actually a race. That's actually a track. Yeah
That's that's not that's the GP. That's the motor GP one
Motorcycle. Yeah, that's the other one like go down. That's that's a rich check. Oh
Yeah, it's not just an oval

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It has some corners not a lot, but yeah F1 won't go there. Oh, yeah. No, it's too short
It's too short and there's no place to be
There's no seats. Yeah, there is there's benches right there
Yeah, no
Or is it that relative to the highway?
Come on, it's close. It's close to the highway

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Not really. Oh, it's over by Covington Auburn
That that big line is a fucking highway dog
They call it Kent, but it's really like yeah east of Auburn out here. Yeah, stupid. Hey, it's the Green River natural area
That's the Green River killer green river killer. Yeah
Maple Valley Covington
They're away. Oh burn. I'll burn you go to Auburn

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But there's one in
Shelton, isn't there I talk about dirtfish. I
Don't know. I don't think there is a racetrack down in Shelton. I know there is
Yeah, right here. That's carding dog. No, it's for the ridge the ridge. This is I literally just said that you did
Yeah, like two seconds ago. You've been there. No

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This is like a legit track, but I know dirtfish is down there
No, this is like a legit track
No, I get that big track and get that brother. This is where F1 should come. There's no way. Why it's not that big
You're not that big how it's
25 miles five miles. That's what I said, bro. It's oh, what's the course with the chicane?

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Where's the chicane it adds this chicane right here? That's what they'll add. Yeah, they'll do that
See you see ones you too. Oh, dude turn one will be bad
Turn one. Yeah, no, it's other way. Oh
Oh, go towards go. I know that chicane would be so bad for turn one. That's like ball rain right there
It's like crash. No, no, no, it's Jedha. That's a Jedha chicane

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It's quick the ridge commonly quickly become in the Pacific Northwest premiere destination racing complex
Maybe maybe Indy car will come here
Maybe but anyways, I was thinking that motorcycle road racing
I know that people go there to raise I would say what I was saying is that we can go down to like Portland and go see Indy car
When is it what time of year? Is it like August?

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All right, let's do it
I'm pretty sure to be hella cheap too. Yeah, let's go and see like romain grojane and in your Roman Roman grojane crash
Roman dude, there's like Roman Roman his name is Roman isn't it Roman Roman
Romain romain grojane. Roa major Romain's real. Yeah, see they have I've seen these videos new lap record. All right

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Tidichip
His name's Andy there's motorcycle reese abrino
It's kind of a cool track to watch that it's too small. You're too one would never go there. You're too small
No, you can pass no, it's too small. It's not really that wide. It looks very narrow. Yeah

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I don't know if any car will go there. I think it's mainly motorcycles who do this track?
Maybe like it when they do
track days
Yeah, it doesn't seem it seems very narrow. It's hard to get a good vantage just from this camera angle

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On the front of the motorcycle. Yeah
All you get is the idea of the layout
Hey, it's it's spoon. They have a mini spoon. Maybe they modeled it after a bunch of tracks. Maybe. It seems I feel like it's probably wide enough but F1 could probably never go there because of how big the cars are.

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Indy can come here. Yeah. Yeah
But it's all about money. It's all about money. And it's all about that money. Money
This is a lap record
This seems like he's doing very well
with the chicane built in

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With thechataner Munொ
the
Cam down with this look good. I say that's the track cool
Maybe you'll give us an overview right here
cool
But anyways, I was I was just I've been watching indie my car

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Like look at up it's it's pretty interesting
Yeah, I just I don't want to get into another motor sport thing. Hey dude
Yeah, here we go Terry. This is it
So
It's
Probably out in the middle of nowhere. Oh 100% it is

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It's by it's by an airport an airport though. Yeah, yeah northwest of Shelton
So out in between Belfair and Shelton
Yeah, I
Mean I guess
Now it's too it's it's too remote

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There's like an airport though, yeah, but it's still kind of remote though
It's next to a corrections center. So that's why right next to it and then right next to
Sanderson Airport so it goes to Portland, Oregon
Well, let me look at let me see the

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It's called the Portland International Raceway it's 110 laps
It's small probably small track. I know people who go down there to race like streetcars
Portland looks very small. It doesn't look that big. I think this is the same track that they do the
Electric Formula 1 race. Oh that James and Alex have gone. Yeah, we were supposed to go to you

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Well, I was never supposed to go. I had another thing I was doing at the time
I don't know how much tickets are though. I
Know right now the Daytona Daytona 24 hours gone right now
They're supposed to August 25
August 10th is on Sunday. It's a two

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It says August 25, that's 24 24 dog. Oh, it's August 10th, okay at three
That's a Sunday. Yeah, okay
Here you go into car calm that's what I'm on right now. I
Don't know if you can buy tickets though

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No, thank you for amazing 24 you can't even buy check back check back in the new year for 25
It is a new year. I know it is I'm there. I want to see if I can just buy one ticket from like
Let's say Saint. Wow
Like

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100 bucks for a ticket 1.9 miles. Yeah, I
100 bucks for a ticket. Is that what it is? Well, I'm looking at the
Oh general mission 65 bucks for this is for the first race of the season
It's called Portland International Raceway, yeah

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But you can get if this if this is the prices you can get a three-day weekend for like 200 bucks
Hmm, so it's like hella cheap
There's not much to sit oh
You probably won't it you probably won't get to see that you just go on the grass
They're probably like I think probably GA is probably the grass and then there is there is like places you can sit

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But mostly what you're gonna. Oh, it's right there by the river. Oh, it's right across from I didn't know that
That's so you literally drive by it anytime you go on I5 across the bridge. I never knew that I didn't either
That is a really good. It's just like in a park. Yeah
That's interesting

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Interesting, but yeah, you can just go there like see a race for like a weekend
Like a day should fly in Terry it's our for the airport. Yeah, dude. Why not spend more time going through
Seattle go up to Seattle and spend more time going to TSA or
Through TSA we could just take a train down there sure

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Or they're homeless people on the train
No, it's like an like an amEx train and amEx
Well, the damn ex is an amEx. I don't know. AmEx is like American Express to me like the credit card company
AmEx. That's what I call that.
Like a train train to Portland
James does it all the time. I don't think it's called amEx though

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Probably not
Yeah, oh am track my bad. That was close
They can get tickets for like see
So Seattle to Portland that's Seattle to come a dog is this a substitute for going to Japan to see F1
No, it's just like a subject to the sea if like it's not a substitute for it

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I mean, I'm down to go to Japan to go see a ticket or see a race
See a ticket see a ticket
See I'm gonna do the tip with him after the show okay show tear the tip
Give him some tips the tip
I like it. It's just my box

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Now you touch it
Terry loves my flow
Wow, I got some clips. No, I think it's 55 because that's how tall it is and they'd measuring the tip
I can't wait until you rock my world

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When I make you a cup of tea Terry, I'm gonna rock your socks off with that
I'm gonna rock my world. I'm gonna rock your fucking world. I can't wait until you rock my world
That gives you context
So mesh basket
Wait what about a mesh basket. I have a mesh basket. I have a mesh basket. Oh, that's my tea thing. Yeah. Yeah
Oh, here you go. This is a good one. Where's Xi Jiang Xi Jiang Xi Jiang Xi Jiang province of China

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Where's Xi Jiang Xi Jiang Xi Jiang you like that one?
What do I have here? Scan it at what your can? Oh
Isn't it it will pump water once you flick a switch your pump water in there and it just shoot guzzling water

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So it's like it's like 22 bucks to take a train all the way down there and coach
How much 22 bucks that's cheap as hell. Yeah
And you get to sit on a train instead of drive and it's a two-hour. It's a two-hour instead of a three-hour. It goes fast
I guess it's from Tacoma. It's from Tacoma

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So it's probably about the same speed as a car or no, I think it goes faster a little bit faster
Well, I would assume how do you get from the train station to the racetrack? Well, it's it?
It it right it goes from Portland, Oregon Union Station. So Portland, Oregon Union Station Union Station in Portland, Oregon

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So you'd have to compare the track
Well, there's there's there's the train track right there
Or no, you just Union Station Union Station
Portland
Okay, yeah that one
Oh, it was farther it just goes a little farther. So you'd have to what how do you get there? You just Uber there?

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No Alex picks us up
We could make this like a weekend with the boys that way out that way we don't feel like deal with it
So you can go to like Vancouver. I
Wouldn't want to drive wait. I mean I wouldn't want to take the train unless somebody was there to pick me up
Does the does it wait hold on does it go to Vancouver?

(50:25):
It does go to it does go to Vancouver. It makes a stop in Vancouver. Let me go to Vancouver instead
At what station in Vancouver does it do it goes to?
Vancouver
Vancouver just says train
Yeah, that one that one that one that one yeah
Oh, that's the one that's the one that's that's the gin. Yeah, that's the one right there

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Oh
So this is the train track here, and it just comes in here
Yeah, it goes across that bridge where it goes across the bridge, but we stop and then we get off and then
probably stops like
Where's the right there?
Alright that's our platform is that whole thing right there. Oh

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Yeah, yeah, and then Alex can pick us up from the all right parking lot. I'm down. I
Don't have that group chat with the boys so
And then it's eight minutes. It's like a eight minute drive. Do we have one?
and signal
About trips and motorcycles. Yeah, but I don't have signal anymore. I got rid of it

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You know I'm saying who
Yeah, it would be it'd be like August 10th is the the weekend or the day. Hmm
That's a Sunday. It's a Sunday. Okay. Is it Sunday at three which I'm down to go to
Interesting because I just take coach we just take coach down there am track. Yeah, we just take the am check

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What would you call it am track am track like train Washington state for what to see it
I want to see like people doing your video. Oh, it looks like just go from like say like
Tacoma to like
Portland or Vancouver or something
Let's see if somebody has a video of this. It's just a train

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I never I never I want to see if it's nice. I want to sell on some jank show some jank show
Amtrak Cascade Seattle the Vancouver. So that's the same concept. Whatever. Does it go up to Seattle from Tacoma?
It goes all the way up to Canada
Let me look up am track
Yeah, does it go to Canada? I'll look at

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He's going the opposite direction Terry that's but it's still the same concept and I'm pretty sure we can go
Dude, ah Terry instead of like driving to Vancouver. You just take the train up there
Yeah, but you know how a car if you want to go places
Oh, dude, you can go anywhere on an am track

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The city is coming alive this is the same train. Yeah, it's the same train this
Airport you can go anywhere dude. It'll take you anywhere ice and water maker right here
So it's like an airplane seat kind of

(53:38):
That's business class
It's like an airplane
Yeah, but instead of on the ground on the in the air it's in the ground Wow, we're getting to the coach
You rather just drive coaches probably like you guys remember on the surf liner two seats instead of one seat

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I'm like costar like one of my lights didn't work. I want to see the regular people seats like the coach
And at a pool trip we take Amtrak to Vancouver
And we go play pool and every bar that still has a pool table in Vancouver. We know where they're all at
So that's hilarious. So who's gonna win this game who normally wins?

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He's maybe that's maybe that's
I want to see the coach to come to Vancouver. Here we go. This is one
What I like to see what it looks cuz I don't ride trains. Yep, I've been there before is this the station
Yeah, this is where we dropped off Alex. Okay. Oh
Yeah, I was driving. Yeah, I remember it because we went to go get food, but it was raining. Why is it filmed so dumb?

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It's people are stupid
Show me the train. I bet you they don't TSA precheck
What you don't have this TSA on trains. I don't think they have TSA. I think you just they just show the ticket get on

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All right, here we go, it's about to show us inside. Well, do you think they have coach?
I don't know. Have you been on this before? No, James does it all the time though
Do you have a science teacher just pick whatever you want? I don't know
See this this is what I felt like coach would be it's like a bus. This is economy. Yeah, it's like a bus
Yeah, I think it's like I think it's like two seats. Oh

(55:32):
I see that this was more like one of those like charter buses to me than a plane
Yeah, so that's probably the $22 ticket. No, yeah, this is a $22 ticket
You just in business class is just one seat and you just get more space
Do we can you go to like a car to get food? Yeah, there's like food and drinks and you sit there

(55:54):
Yeah, I'm pretty sure you were those people that were sitting in that
Galley or whatever they were playing cars like we all know where the pool tables are in Vancouver are and I'm pretty sure
There's like you can get drinks and amenities there
They're like the leg room's amazing. Yeah, cuz you're a little child. Oh
My god, this is so stupid. It's like trust us. It's comfy. Here we go. I

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Love that sound the horn
Yeah, I do I think this is filmed by a child
I'd do this just to experience it
To see what it's like to ride because I never have before I mean 22 bucks is pretty cheap
And you don't have to drive I guess I don't know it's fine. I

(56:44):
Pretty sure it's pretty fast. We're about to find out. I mean you could just if it gets there in two hours
It's going a little faster than like it's probably going like 70 miles an hour
78 maybe yeah, that's cooking though, dude
That's like a long time to stop
Now they're underway, let's look at some more features

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Oh, I don't really care what the features of the seat and you get a different view like not on the highway
Yeah, you get to see like other things. There's even a tray table. No way
Recline button you like the asshole on the plane though. Yep said the guy behind you

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This is filmed by a kid unfortunately the ground is a bit dirty and gross. Yeah, because it sounds like where your feet go
Oh my god, this is like yeah, this is really bad. I want to see them roam around though on the train

(57:46):
So now I know what it's like
So they arrived at Olympia station in 30 minutes from Tacoma. Yeah, okay?
So 30 minute drive to Olympia right from Tacoma though. Yeah
Sweet another train is the bathroom nice. Probably not
I don't know if that keeps it stops every time though. I have to use the bathroom. I guess I'll do

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Oh Mikey that is that is that is prime time for you, but draw bombs
Is there just the hole that it goes out?
Just goes on the ground
No smoking of course

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And the floor is also a bit dirty. Oh my god stop looking at the floor dog. That's a fine bathroom
I mean, it's like an airplane. You don't know what it's a bigger than I know
I just mean like I'm sure the quality is the same
Actually the airplanes are nicer from my perspective. Yeah, we get to see it. I oh they go 75 80 miles an hour. Yeah
So they are cooking they have to be

(58:57):
Cruise and baby I want to see if they go anywhere. They're not gonna walk around in the train stupid kids
Yeah, I don't know you just see a few you get see views
Five star I gave it a five star. No, he said the ground was dirt. You can't give it a five star
He just gave it a five star though said two and a half hours. Yeah, it's two and a half hour drive

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Train ride. I'll let you sit was to know I said it was a two and a half. Oh, you lied to me. I didn't lie to you
I still literally said it baggy. I
Okay, I mean it's something to experience. We don't really do it that often
We're gonna see gross floors and a gross are like a fancy ticket you can buy that's like super premium or just business

(59:46):
Yeah, yeah, there is like a full suite sometimes
Sometimes if you're delayed
Bump you up give me a I want to do like a fancy seat. Hold on. Hold on. I
I got we're talking about trains now. Whoo Jane
We'll go from Seattle
That's Seattle my bad

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tack I
Want to see pictures? I'm gonna load in the pictures and
Then Cuba
Thank you for Washington. What is it Tacoma Washington?
Amtrak station. Yeah
Well

(01:00:27):
TAC
Yeah, tack Vancouver Vancouver versus Vancouver. I think
No, no, no, no, no, let's do Vancouver. Yeah, it'll lead you to the problem. I'm sorry. This one. Yes
So you can get business for like $68
And then you can get a private room oh here travel in a private room. Yeah, they're $300 Mike

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But that's like Hogwarts
Thank you sad only it's only two and a half hours you get to sit with a hop on chick if you have a private room
Experience the train from a private room
Then we can set across
60 let's go to roommate a
Remet what's a roommate for customers seeking both privacy and savings in first-class room at feature two comfortable seats by day

(01:01:19):
Transform to upper and lower beds by night
Well, I mean we are we are taking like
Do 20 bucks with access to a restroom and a shower in your car. Oh, dude, I'll take a shower
I was a dedicated first-class attendant will provide turn down service assistant turn down for what and help with luggage
That's hilarious

(01:01:41):
But yeah, you can go for like 40 bucks round trip. I
Want to do this?
Okay, the room at the room at see what they have
Seats then beds I
Don't but we're not going across country. Okay
How much is a roommate cost I bet you let's see like hold on let's go from Tacoma like pick a pick a state

(01:02:11):
Tacoma no pick a state to like go to Washington, DC
This stupid music can you go to watch? Oh my god, you can really
How long does that take here's the bedroom? Oh, wait, I'll tell you here's the bedroom tour. Oh
What you can't

(01:02:41):
Dude, okay, hear me out ready to coach
It's it's three. It's three segments. That's what let's go here
This is the bedroom like it's to go from to call from to come to Washington, DC
It is 71 hours and 22 minutes three segments
Different trains

(01:03:04):
$255
Okay, we have the time you might as well do that's coach that's coach
You can go in the upper or the lower level we're going the upper level because we want to be legit
Luxurious and then we'll add that one
You stop in Chicago. We'll have that one
And then that's how you see the country Terry you go on you'll be you'll be you'll be traveling by a

(01:03:30):
Cancel our flight and go to Alabama
Okay, so we should do that and then and then if you do business coming back home
It's three segments in its 74 hours
How much does it cost?
You'll arrive you arrive home on Tuesday the 19th. How much does it cost? Yeah, 245. That's not bad. I've done one of these

(01:03:54):
I've done it. I've done a train thing. Where'd you go? I went from
Tennessee
All the way back home to here from Tennessee
When like when I was young, oh
They didn't even show any pictures of the bedroom
beaches
All right, can I take a quick break of course you can all right folks bear back

(01:04:20):
Dude
Sup or back sup we got yo, yo, yo, we got bebs. Yo, cheers me cheers me
Salute, Salute
Oh, yeah, baby

(01:04:41):
That's good. That's like very mellow
You know this right here this would be right here 16 dollars. Yeah, and I give a little extra
Yeah, you're right. Yeah, it's 16 bucks right there in like a city where we just made it for like

(01:05:02):
Two bucks, you know what I'm sick and tired of this shit, you know America. We should sort of bar
Call it there's no audience bar. Now you're thinking we should sort of bar and do the podcast at the bar of the bar
Come on like live, dude, you know, we could do a live we could do a live one
Do you know that I would love nothing more than to be like
An owner of a small bar and just like run that as my job

(01:05:26):
because then like I would be the guy who like
Purchases the alcohol and you would be the guy who like runs the logistics of the day today
All right, but like I would be because I've always wanted to be like an alcohol buyer like a whiskey buyer kind of guy
Okay, that'd be such a cool job and then while we do we can make our own whiskies
No
You know, or like in a collaboration with someone no

(01:05:49):
No, no, no like say like that's too complicated a collab
No, Terry just a bar a collapse. No Terry the business is a cool bar
Okay, really cool space, okay, and we'll have it downstairs and upstairs and the downstairs
We like the speakeasy chill spot and then within that downstairs. There will be a secret room where we will be podcasting

(01:06:12):
Come on doesn't that sound so wait. So wait, hold on so then so in that in that speakeasy bar that secret room
There will be a window so people can see who are in the speakeasy us recording and then be it'll be soundproof
So they can't so they could keep talking loud and we can't hear them
But then the podcast will be playing throughout the the thing and we say some off-coloured stuff

(01:06:32):
Oh, and then and then we can take like it'll be a private club
And then no it has to be open. No be open to the public for sure
But then we grab we would still have a third mic and then like and then we would have like a
If you wanted to be on the podcast at the time that we were recording or whatever you pay like
You'd pay like hey to be on it. Yeah, you pay to be on it

(01:06:52):
No, no, no
Really or we would grab like or we would select someone randomly
I think no, no, we'll have like a drawing. This is what we'll do
We'll have people that come in
And they'll have their names written on like a piece of paper and they'll have like we'll say we're not even recording that day
So people wouldn't know
And then like what they'll get is like a free

(01:07:13):
They'll come in have like drinks with us
We'll have like really nice like since you're the bar owner
You'd have really nice like scotch and shit and then they'll get like a free tasting with scotch with us
And then we'll have a conversation maybe we should just to have a bar and not make it
And just happen to do the podcast in the basement
You see how my mind just ran a table and a pool table. So why don't we just make a ping pong table at work now?

(01:07:36):
why
Is it so you can uh start creative minds so we can take a break from working
It's nice to actually play for a couple minutes like in the afternoon to like break up the day a little bit
To like get your blood flowing or is it more for
Like get your creative minds going or just it's both or just like break like what you said break your mind
Like give yourself like a minute to like step away. Yeah, it is for me. Anyway, all right. Who do you play ping pong with?

(01:08:00):
Just coworkers
Do you slap you slap them? I mean you beat their ass, you know
Are you that are you the number one? Uh, there's like a lot of like asians. Are you the normal player?
There's some like a guy there
Who's like one of the guys who's like boom boom boom?
Oh
They serve like a hell of a good server. They're like next level like

(01:08:20):
So if you have to rank yourself, I don't play against them
Okay, so if you have to rank yourself from like the people that you work with on the scale of like
One being your number one like you're the best like you're gonna slap some people
Maybe like one or two probably like two maybe you're two number two
All right, yeah
Besides the two asians that are there. Oh, they're they're they're in another level. They're a whole other thing

(01:08:42):
They're not the same team. Oh, they're not so you you're like a bench warmer
I'm like decent for like a shitty noob
All right for this shitty left-hander. Let me play my videos
So I got I got this video. Do you see this and just everybody up? This is when we were sugar when we were in
sugar
Glazes not sugar. It's unlike the like the last one right there last one. Yeah, I like that

(01:09:07):
I love this you say to jizz everybody up. Yeah, that glaze is not sugar. You love it, huh?
So remember when we were in california and we were driving around and then we saw that thing bright and we saw that spacex thing
Yeah, so this is one of those launches from that air force base that we were next to okay, but like apparently
Uh, some people there was a crazy cool shot. So I'll show you the up like pictures. Okay

(01:09:31):
Let's all talk about the night. Let's face it go spacex go pal came it's falcon nine rocket successfully launched
I don't know who they're speaking to but whatever space just after six this morning
The rocket's first stage booster landed on a drone ship in the pacific ocean shortly after takeoff
The mission delivered 23 star like satellites into low earth orbit

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And many of you saw the rocket so that's what we saw
Not like this
We saw the thing like going through through like getting launched, but there was like some crazy like temperature thing
Where the exhaust or something like made these really cool pictures. No sky this morning
That's how that works or some of these isn't that cool. That's pretty cool. Yeah, I wonder what that's from

(01:10:12):
Today is it just from he's about to say oh
They show what's called the twilight phenomenon
Which is produced when exhaust particles from the rocket propellant freeze and expand in the upper atmosphere an amazing site
And thank you for sending in your photos. Are those cool pictures. I thought that was pretty cool
I thought it was the worst sharing. No, no, that's that's I think that's I think it's I think that's cool. Shit

(01:10:35):
I would like to see that in person
That'd be pretty cool. Oh, you know what I meant to do I need to check as we get closer to our
How you have like in your title thing
In your playlist you have a playlist called pearl harbour
right yeah left
Oh
Yeah, it's just a saved album pearl harbour original

(01:10:58):
Motion and then you have another one says cold play essentials. It's just song saved from that. I know I'm just saying
What do you have cold play essentials?
Do you like listening to cold play every now and then yeah?
All right, so like as we get closer. I want to like keep an eye on this to see
Because it's uh February
Like as we get closer we're already there dog. I know but demo flight. That's China

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I'm gonna keep an eye on this because maybe one will drop in
For like mid-February in florida when we're there. That'd be pretty cool. So anyway, it's my dad's birthday
That one the fan one yeah
I didn't know my dad's I didn't know my father's birthday for like the longest fucking time because I never asked him
And then I just found out like maybe three or four years ago

(01:11:50):
It's wild it is
All right, I want to show you this one. It's been a while. So now I have shall we stay on space? Sure. Yeah, yeah
I've ever heard of a planet parade. I I've seen I've seen what you got going up go on there. So yeah, might as well
Have you heard of this before?
A planet parade the end of january has a wonderful surprise in store for stargazers

(01:12:12):
You'll be able to catch a glimpse of several planets shining brightly in the night sky
Venus Saturn jupiter mars uranus and Neptune will appear in
Straight line it is a phenomenon known as a planet parade because the planets appear to be marching across the sky
Stargazers will be able to see four out of the six with just the naked eye for the rest of the month. Katie

(01:12:36):
That's pretty cool. I know you like to spot things like this and oh absolutely and you've seen them in a line
If you live in this this is from Ohio, I think but if you look at a place that is clear to see it
It's not abnormal. It's seen all of them at once at the same time of the day
So basically all you got to do is go out after the sun goes down and position yourself to the southeast in the south

(01:12:59):
You have to look south or southeast and now granted there are multiple planets out there, of course all month
does that mean like
So this month or the rest of the month
There are technically so like you can probably see it tonight
But two of them you would need a telescope for but the four you can see unaided is jupiter saturn venus and mars

(01:13:19):
Easiest to find is always going to be venus and jupiter now. I mentioned serious right here because I wonder the other
I wonder if like
What will happen if this happens like they're the closest like when planets align and they're like the closest
right
I wonder what happens if we run into one

(01:13:40):
We don't run into one Terry. How do you know because that's not they were not on the same orbit as them?
Yeah, but what if like it deviates? It's not going to how do you know that if it if a planet deviates from its current orbit
We've got bigger problems
Bigger problems, right? It's objects in the night guy hold on a minute

(01:14:02):
I like that one
Bigger problems. We know we got bigger problems
That's funny, dude bigger problems than a planet parade, but granted it's kind of hard. I knew about this planet parade
It's gonna be hard for us to see the stars
Damn brother you okay. Yeah, so anyway, that's what a planet

(01:14:24):
Have you ever you never heard of a planet parade before until now, huh pretty cool
I don't know who came up with that. I hadn't heard of it before I've never heard of a planet parade
Oh, I've heard this planets are aligning
Oh
All right, do you want to stay on space? Yeah stay on space because I see what you got going on
Um, so yeah, keep on I shouldn't show you my clip. Yeah, you shouldn't show me this

(01:14:45):
I don't have any more videos to play for space, but
If you want to oh, no, if you're done talking about space. I think this is not really a video
It's not a video. It's just like a person talking. Okay, but you there's a couple. Oh, I know this guy
They're talking and one say yeah, this is like this german man
I remember this because I played this guy before have you yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Go ahead. Go ahead

(01:15:08):
They're talking and one say I tell you Jennifer. She is she is really a party pooper
Jennifer poops at parties. So she she poops at parties. So and people's know this
I I poop at parties I poop at parties, but
People's don't know because I close the door Jennifer goes to the party and then poops

(01:15:30):
But she do it so people's know
Where where do she go for it? Does she
Does she visit the water glass at the big door of the open so people's may see and smell things
Yeah, just some hope maybe she go like by the tables with the gift and the present and the puncher's bowl
The puncher's call us does sound like Jennifer you have some mental issues

(01:15:54):
If you speak have you speak into someone about it?
Yeah, I I've played this guy before have you on the podcast. Yeah, okay
He did the same thing
But I think it was saw this and I just cried I was crying. She's a party pooper. She poops at parties
parties

(01:16:14):
They're talking and one day
They're talking at one day Jennifer's party pooper. She is she is really a party pooper
Jennifer poops at parties. Yeah, I don't I poop at parties
I poop at parties, but I close the door
But I close the door close to the I hate fucking space
Oh

(01:16:34):
You hate space that's what no there's one of those I hate fucking space and it's a video Christian. No, it's right there
Oh, I hate fucking space
I fucking hate space. Oh, yeah
Now it's uh
Yeah, I don't know
I don't know if I gotta find that guy. Which guy, you know what he's called
I don't know the Jennifer's a party pooper

(01:16:57):
Jennifer is a party pooper. She poops at parties
I'm pretty sure if you just type that in
Like it'll probably pull up that dude and then you can find him. Yeah, it's right there and look at that
His names. Oh my god. That's so old. Yeah
I did not know that was so old
I go

(01:17:18):
That pops up. It still has it. Yeah
Some hours and an office
You know
and
I never followed this guy back in the day
Some people still
Well, this is a lot longer though
And one say about Jennifer to a colleague

(01:17:39):
A colleague
She's a party pooper. I tell you Jennifer. She is she is really a party pooper
What? Jennifer poops at parties?
Jennifer poops at parties
Yes, I don't mind
Wait, so go to this go to this channel. Yeah, I like how he writes it like he's like blogging about his like time

(01:18:05):
Oh, yeah, I think this is what shits and giggles. This is the one I played before you played it on the show
I played we have I played it on the show. Yeah. Yeah, I think so
I was having a nice lunch with my friend Tracy. I don't remember this you playing this and we are eating and then it is time for the desert
The desert so she's like, what would you like for desert?
And I say I don't care

(01:18:25):
And she see a very strange thing on the menu
It is a very weird name and is sounding nasty and not good. I do not want it
And she's like no, let us try this it will be very delicious
It is like 25 ice cream scoop and 14 brownie and
And I like to say no, yes, let's do it. Come on for shits and giggles

(01:18:49):
Giggles
For shits and what giggles
What this is
These are the reasons of make decision for you
You would like this you would like shits and giggles you enjoy sees as the result of decision
Oh important time for decide. What is a nice result?

(01:19:12):
A multiple poops and many many laughs like a mermaid
Giggles this is good to you
No, no, I do not want this
Who likes a shits?
I like a shits. A one time visit to the toilet
I do not like many time visit to the toilet. I have no time for other activity in a day

(01:19:38):
Also shits this is meaning you have durchfall
You have di-di-diary
I do not want diary
I want one poop in the day and I do not want giggles
I'm not a snail
A snail may giggle and this is nice a man does not giggle a man is a man is a person who make a laugh

(01:20:04):
A man is a laugh laugh
Or a chuckle
Yeah
No, I do not want shits and giggles. I want this one. I want a poop and a chuckle. Okay suck my dip. It's not good for you
Oh good for saying. I like to make walks in the morning time. Yeah, I was my legs

(01:20:24):
That was walking this morning. I like to make walks with my legs
And I see in two two guys two guys say uh, I think they are hobos
hobos, uh, you know, uh, man of the streets
And they are making an orc you you'll fight fight fight not with fisties with mouse

(01:20:46):
Fisties just very rude and things
And then one man say man suck my
What
Why you say that what this is making most
Why are you saying this?

(01:21:07):
This is a silly this is a silly and dangerous
Did you still post videos?
Check out this you are saying to the man listen to you. That's insane. We are not friends. We are made
Is that a lot?
I mean two million views for an old video three minute clip. Oh six months ago
Oh

(01:21:27):
Wait hold on here
I am a german man of adventure acting music and many other things
Okay, so Lula

(01:21:51):
No, he does other shit. No, oh no, he still does it like a year ago. He just recently started posting again
Oh, what is an nft? Fuck yeah
He just recently started posting again on his channel. What is this nft?
I'm seeing this every place now

(01:22:11):
And if it's at 313 in the morning this dude had a contemplate. I like how he puts that when he's doing it in the title
Dude's just contemplating about life code
Like a secret massage
You know, I must know decode or something
Like from a Q and on or who knows who?
Okay, I can salsa's

(01:22:34):
NFT
Nancy
fertilizes
tomatoes
Try too hard there. Maybe should do I'll be smart apple of my eye. I ask why I think the weapons are better
Yeah, the shorts are the ones that you really need to do because it it breaks it up into more funnier pieces

(01:22:55):
shorts
Yeah, the shorts are funnier because like it breaks it up to the
Like a jacuzzi like do the jacuzzi one
Right there. Yeah
What I see nothing
Hello, it's flew. I have 10 minutes with the jacuzzi
Tell me what to do makes a film jowls inside it

(01:23:19):
Jows by flew
What a wonderful day in the ocean. I love you mama. I love you son as well. You are my most favorite of all my babies
Mama, I just saw I see nothing
What what?
I see this is like something that your brother could do and make millions
Yeah, because this is stupid

(01:23:39):
This shark is not very realistic
But a whole shark jowls
I have 10 minutes
Jowls
Yeah, he seems like
Can I run this by you?
Mama always told me chocolate is like a box of life

(01:24:03):
Get to the chopper
I can't see what's going on. I'm receiving a text
What maybe that's it
Get to the chopper

(01:24:25):
I eat bugs
Time to take selfie
Not a selfie. Oh, I got you. Yeah
Selfie
What I see nothing. What why don't you play us a song something like oh, I don't know living on a prayer by john bonjovi
Living on a prayer. Yeah, sure. I could definitely buy that one. Yeah

(01:24:50):
We have to beat him there is no way I think it's a little fast
Look at those fingers go man
Yeah, that was pretty easy. I hit every single one of them if the goal was to intimidate us job. Well done
Get ready to choose between blue purple red or orange

(01:25:11):
Oh
This is Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Oh my god
Can anyone see a fire extinguisher on one of those walls
Can we talk to the other person while they're playing to make them lose? That is not fair
As much people talking as possible. Please. You're going down. Yilo. This game is too old for you

(01:25:34):
This is to people playing please watch the grass. I think this is like chance. He just does games against other people
Please the grass this guy's we really did just raise it. Sorry
He's like only on the grass
Just a little more careful on the turns
He's cooking us
I think that's what he's been. I don't know. He's been the old ones are good

(01:25:54):
Usually usually they are
Maybe this is what this maybe this is what he's doing where he takes like two people. Where is it playing from?
I don't know
I don't know where it's playing
Oh my god, Mike

(01:26:16):
I didn't know where it's playing from. Action, action. A port, a port. Okay
That was nice. Oh, we just touched legs. You're touching me. Dude. We love touching don't we?
Yeah, dude. You like touching? I like touching you sometimes
In a dirtier way
You know what I'm saying? Like not in sexual but sexual
You like that

(01:26:37):
Is there anything else we need to do before we go on our trip? No like looking shit or something? No
You sure yeah upcoming reservations in three weeks
I don't even have that thing
I don't even have all the codes for like the flights and everything because they're different flights
Can I give them to you? I think you did

(01:26:59):
I think you gave it to me in signal but not in this one. Do you want me to send them to you?
Um, no because I don't want to down like three different apps
I have three different airline apps for this trip and then a fourth for going to Mexico
It sucks because well you need like jet blue
Yeah
And then you need American and Alaska

(01:27:21):
I have the alaskan one and then I have the delta one because Nicole bought tickets for uh, Mexico
So I need jet blue even though I don't really want
John to say I can send it to you right now. I'm downloading it right now. Give me a second
So what I was going to say is oh fuck I downloaded this uh music software. Oh, yeah, we should play a beat
So I don't I didn't really make anything actually I can show you what I made America. It's really stupid

(01:27:46):
Who goes on America?
American
So this you're gonna slap my teeth. You know what's really funny? We have garage band
No
It's not what you the garage man can't do it
No good
Wait, do you have the

(01:28:11):
Okay, here you go this is what I made so far
Is that coming through? Yeah, let's go
So I just want you can you see this Terry? Terry look at this look at my screen see all this shit

(01:28:36):
I just want to show you something. Can I
So what you do is like you make the you so you over here in this right view you can make the kick
See those see this every square is a kick. Okay
And then so like you can go into your this other one and this one's a clap dry clap. Okay. Can we add

(01:28:58):
Can we add something else to it? Yeah, but here here's the thing though
I'm just I just started playing with this the other day. Okay
Um, it's it took me a while just to get my bearings. I want you to show I want to show you this you need a kick bass
L MMS. It's like it's like Linux multimedia studios what it stands for. Um
But I want to show you something that is amazing
People have you what we can do Terry. This is free open source software so you can get it if you want to okay, but um

(01:29:24):
L MMS.io
L
L MMS.io.io
And so I want to show you that's not how you spell it
L MMS.io is the URL
Okay, I just want to show you there's I've been watching lots of tutorials as you can see on my I'm downloading it right now
But I want to show you
I want to show you um, yeah, show me show me what you got

(01:29:45):
What you can make on this I'm not gonna be able to make this maybe but these are what people can make

(01:30:08):
Damn you feel like you can you can you can I can we can do this
by any beat we want
We are we are going to do this
I'm gonna see if I can go to the end
He's just making it he's a tutorial

(01:30:30):
We can make some music dog. Yeah
Maybe maybe what we'll do is we'll sell our music
So what this is is a bass drum and a shaker
I know because I've looked at it
Shaker shaker shaker shaker shaker and you just like build layers on layers on layers. Dude. I'm down

(01:30:54):
Get it let it let it get it
Get it get it get it get it get it get it
Drop the bass drop the bass drop the bass drop the bass drop the bass
Thank you can make all kinds of shit. So I don't know you can make it. Here's one here's one

(01:31:16):
Somebody made this on the same thing
Watch this.
Push me.
And then just touch me until I get
Satisfaction.
But like look at all these rides.
So like all these names.
Crash.
Okay.

(01:31:37):
He's just starting to show you like what you can do.
And then this is just like you have to like play it on a
piano.
To come up with this.
And then this is chords.
So you can come up.
You do this all separately.
Oh, so just watch.

(01:32:05):
So all the and then all together.
That sounds good.
Isn't that cool?
Yeah, dude.
Yeah, we should do that.
I am.
I'm already doing it.
I don't have much yet.
Terry.
Terry.
What you know all you have is.

(01:32:29):
But Terry, the boat, the the the roots, I'm building a good
foundation.
I think every week.
It took me like a half an hour just to figure out where to go to
click on shit.
And like what does what wait?
So can you add like random beats in there?
Yeah.
So like you can add.
Can you add me live going?

(01:32:50):
I can.
I think I could put in audio things.
Like you can do.
Give me some give me some like a I want to do acid.
And hold on.
I want to do this.
I want to do clone.
And then I want this one to be.
Give me some.
Want that?
No, no, no.
No, no, no, no.

(01:33:20):
No, I just picked that one.
So like this.
So like you can see it.
You can see this middle one is clap.
And then this one is the other one.
So if you do like opposites, it's like this.
You know what I mean?
You can kind of like get a feel for it.
That's like opposite.
I don't like that.

(01:33:41):
I don't either.
But I'm just saying.
So like that's what you do.
And you can like add it here or like a drum.
Go to drums, drums.
OK.
Oh, oh, oh, put that in there.
Put that in there.
Whoa.
Oh, wait, let's do it every like fourth kick.

(01:34:10):
Oh, now we're hot.
Wait.
So what I need is what I want to do is this.
I want to do this.
So that.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Do five.
Do a double space.
No, no, no, no.
Oh, no, no, no, no.

(01:34:30):
No, get.
Get rid of it.
Give.
No, no, no.
Go five.
So go five.
Get rid of seven and eight.
You like this?
No, no, no.
No.
So yeah, do five.
Do five.
Get rid of six and seven.
Do another five.

(01:34:51):
Get rid.
Get rid of six and seven.
So this is.
And then and then and then and then give me give me like a give me like a hi hat or something.
Hi hat.

(01:35:11):
OK.
No.
Oh, no, no, I think I like this one.
That one, that one.
OK, and then do that every.
Sixth beat.
Let's see.
It was every six time.
Wait, one, two, three, four, six.

(01:35:37):
OK, see how it goes.
Hell yeah, baby.
Terry, I just want you to know that I'm way too excited for this.
I just want you to know, bro, this is Terry, we own this.
This is ours.
I love it, dude.
How do we just made this and like.

(01:36:02):
So, oh, we gotta get rid of the.
So, so, so what do you do is this bass, bass line, this beat, bass line, this beat.
So, so, so, so, so what do you do?
You just get rid of the.
So, so, so, so, so what do you do is this bass, bass line, this beat, bass line, this
beat, bass line editor is like, so now what you come up with here happens every time you

(01:36:27):
click this.
Oh, so you can make it go on.
So I like this just as a song already.
So like hold on, hold on, hold on.
I forget.
Oh, it's right.
Dude, we're going to come up with stuff.
We're going to come up with stuff.
I'm so down.
So, so, so, so what do you do?
We're going to come up with stuff, I'm so down.

(01:36:50):
So, okay, I'm going to mute this.
Yeah, mute both.
So, no, no, no, no, no, no.
So, go, go, put the, where the clone is.
So keep the clone all the way.
So go all the way with the clone.

(01:37:12):
Just every single one, every single bar, every single bar.
Because we got a beat, we got a beat going on.
I can shift it.
Control.
See, I'm still getting used to it.
That's fine.
I can't remember what it is.
That's all right.
Just keep clicking.
Open.
Copy.
I need to.
Okay, okay, okay, keep going.

(01:37:34):
Okay.
So this one right here is just the claps.
And this one is everything that we just made.
So we don't even need this anymore.
Get the shit out of there.
So, and then this one, get that out of there too.
It's just the kick.
Yeah, okay.

(01:37:55):
Get that out of there too.
I feel like you just make a whole music thing in there.
Yeah.
Yeah, no, get rid of it.
Get rid of the beat.
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
I don't like it.
I don't like it.
I don't like it.
All right.
Then we'll go back into the.

(01:38:16):
So good.
All right.
Now, now, now we're going to introduce some like go to like some beats or bass loop or
some go to like beats.
Yeah.
Okay.
No.
Well, these are like pre-made beats.

(01:38:39):
I don't like the beats.
Get out of there.
What's a rave rave hi hat?
I feel like you can.
No, I don't like any of that.

(01:39:01):
You don't like the raves?
No, I don't like raves.
Oh, this is like music, music making episode is what this is.
Dude, that could be the intro.
I feel like you can.
Whoa.
Hold on.

(01:39:22):
What is this sound like?
No.
It's too much.
No, what you need to do is add if you're going to add that one, you add it to into the beat.
So the beat is already made.
So you need to do the dragon.
No, no, no.
Stop doing that.

(01:39:43):
Get out of that one.
No, no, no, no.
Get out of that one.
Well, you have to do it like this.
No, no, no, you just ruined it.
No, Terry.
You have to do it this way.
Edit new.
You fucked it up.
No, what did I do?
You fucked it up.
That's what you did.
Edit.
I didn't delete it.
Did I?
Yes, you did.
Control Z.
I am.
Dude, you fucked it up.

(01:40:05):
Dude, we had a good thing going.
I'm undoing.
Oh, no, Mikey.
What did I do?
You fucked it up.
You deleted shit.
You fucked it.
But it won't let me go back.
You fucked us.
I can't believe you've done this.

(01:40:26):
Mike.
See, it won't let me undo.
Oh, my God.
Now we have to do this all over again.
What happened?
You fucked it.
You deleted shit.
Nope.
Got to start anew.
Fuck dude.
Yeah, you fucked it.
Actually, wait, hold on.
Wait, can you just add bars to that one?

(01:40:47):
How do you add bars?
The little things that you did.
Little plus mark?
Little bar plus mark?
No, no, no, no.
Remember those.
Can you remember those or no?
Yeah.
No, no, no.
Go to the plus bar thing.
To the...
There you go.
Now play it.

(01:41:08):
Now click the C.
You can add something.
See if you can add something.
Like on the squares, on the squares.
Like click the squares.
Yeah, click it and see what happens.
Nope.
Oh, that's another one.
Or is it like all of these?

(01:41:32):
Now it's like delayed.
You fucked it, dude.
I didn't do anything.
We had something good going and you fucked it up.
You fucked it, dude.
We decided not to do this one.

(01:41:54):
No, we were going to, but I wanted you to add it underneath in the song editor.
Not in the one line.
I had.
I don't remember what it was.
Oh, man.
You fucked it.
It was so good.
Was it all of these?
No.
Yeah, I think so.
Hold on.
Clap it.
I can get it back.
Hold on.
It was in between.

(01:42:15):
It was like the fifth one.
No.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I can work with this.
I can work with this.
Okay.
Go to the kick.
Go to the kick.
Give me a kick power.
Okay.
That one was, that one.
The bass drum was a very like fifth one.
No, like all the way over, like all the way to the fifth bar, the fifth.
I'm not sure.
Okay.

(01:42:36):
I think it's like a fifth one.
You know, I think it's like a fifth one.
I think it's like, I think it's like a fifth one.
Like all the way to the fifth bar, the fifth, the fifth square.
That's the fifth square.
Then go down to one.
Down to one here.
Yep.
Keep going.
Like this?
No, no, no.
Fill them all.
Fill them all in.
Yep.
Yep.

(01:42:57):
Stop.
Then skip two.
No, no.
Fill that one in.
Skip two.
Fill another five.
Skip two.
Then fill that in.
No.
No, it wasn't it.
No, it was like a kick every once in a while.
It was like every fifth one.
Was it?
Yeah.
Okay.
Let's try it.

(01:43:22):
Yeah, it was like this.
No, there's like, there's like, there's like, there's like, is there a third one?
See, this is what happens when you fuck shit up.
I didn't mean to.
to. That's closer. Yeah. Every two, every two, every two. Like every other one. Yeah.

(01:43:47):
Try it. You fucked it up. No, it's like every third. Like this. No, no, but we had something
amazing going. I wasn't trying to delete it. I was just trying to make a change. Yeah.

(01:44:08):
Here's the thing to I don't know the software yet. That's it. Okay. Give me a high hat in
there. I think every high hat was every fifth one. So so fill one through five. One through
five. No, it's every it's think it's every. No, no, no, no, no, no. It was one through

(01:44:33):
five go one through five. All of them. Yep. One through five. Skip to one through five.
Skip to. No, there was less of these. Then there was less high hats. There was more drum.
Yeah. Every every three. Oh, it was like, it was this. I think it was every offbeat.

(01:45:15):
No, no, no, no, no, it was not fucked up here. We had some you fucked this we had some going
one, two, three, four. Well, there's no kick power kick power is what was the kick power
one. No, you fucked it. You fucked it. You fucked it. I'm done. I'm done with you. Oh

(01:45:51):
man. It was such a banger. And you fucked it. And you know what's you know what's really
bad about it is that you fucked it. That was a great song. I'm kind of pissed. Yeah, you
know why you I'm pissed because it was great and you ruined it. Oh, I see. I think this
is it right here with these. What's the kick power one though? This is it. We just need

(01:46:16):
to figure out the high hats and then we're done. What was it power one? No, we turned
that off. We didn't have that. Oh yeah. We had it was just this Terry and then we have
to start out the high hats. Try every offbeat one every not so five five five this five

(01:46:41):
this you know, and then that one this one. Nope. It's close. I've tried moving the squares
to the left a little bit. Just one square not two squares. One square one square but
not on the same beat as the bass. No, you wanted the same beat. So try the same beat.

(01:47:04):
This one. It wasn't this. We can see. No, it was an offbeat. So then it would have
so yeah, before each one all the way to the. No, it wasn't. It was after it was after
it. I'm jazzed. I gotta go. I gotta go soon. So we gotta rip it. Well, we had a fucking

(01:47:27):
amazing right. But Mike gotta go fucking break it. Six. Actually, no, what in the middle
Terry? This is closer. We're back. We can work on it. Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

(01:47:52):
We're back. What I was trying to do is have you take the rave bass and put it over there.
I know what you were trying to do, Terry. Remember what I told you, Terry? So I have
not become familiar with the software. So I'm going to mess it up. I should save it.
Right. I'll save. That's fine. You save it. Save as. Yeah, first beat. Why not? Save.

(01:48:14):
Yes. Wait, you saved one already. It was my two squares. It's nothing. It's nothing.
Okay, so take the rave bass. Are we done with the podcast? We'll be once I want to
do we're back. Okay, go to the rave bass, the rave bass, and I want you to drag it

(01:48:36):
into where it says song editor. No, no, from the other side where the samples my samples.
What did you just do? I moved the hi hats down. But you have it saved. So I know, I know.

(01:48:58):
Okay, is that good? No. It's right now. Try now. No, just go to go to your go to your
open open your fucking thing cancel. Okay, just don't say where's your where's it go?
You know where it goes? My first beat first beat. Yeah. Okay, that was it. Okay. Okay.

(01:49:28):
Now that was it, Terry, from the left hand side, go to my samples down here. Where it
says rave boss 2.0. Thank you, Lord. Okay, now I'm going to take it out of here. No,

(01:49:49):
no, no, no, just leave it there. Now fill the squares where it says beat fill the squares
to what you want. Okay, now I think I have to add it over here. So like this one when
you double click. Oh, no, no, no, just just click it. Let's see. It's gray. Double click

(01:50:10):
it. Okay, now play. Yeah, you have to add it over here. So like when I click on this,
it's like that's that and then this is another thing to see where this is the plus like the
squares. This no, no, no, up in the editor up in the editor. This No, this is the editor.

(01:50:34):
No, no, it's not editor yet that one. Click the square thing up where it says play stop
and then squares, play stop and squares. Mm hmm. Yeah, that just adds another thing.

(01:50:58):
See, that's what I have to figure out is how how to edit this. Is there like a way you
can just edit clear input? No, see, I don't fully understand yet.
No, no, no. Whatever, we'll figure it out. Now we just need a little piano.

(01:51:23):
All right. See, we're getting close. Play it.
All right, folks. Thank you for listening. This has been my good Terry. This is our shit.
Shout out to Terry helped me make this shit. He's got a great eye for musical talent. All
right, folks, bye bye.

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