#150 - "I have everything" - there's no audience

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But I'm in the seaford still hot. Yeah, so was every girl from mean girls

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You know, I didn't have anything and no I have everything
There's no audience episode 150 I'm telling you you're wrong. There's no SD card in there shit
It won't let you hit the button if there's no recording thing in there

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You just hard ninja lunch mirror. Yeah, dude. I was trying to get that even ready
I
Do what do you we'll be right back after this?
Yeah, there's no ads well, we do have a patreon yeah
Well, we do now I just set it up
Give me money we used to have a buy me a coffee and then the link went nowhere

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Anybody actually buy you coffee fuck. No, okay?
I'm just doing it just because if someone like stumbles upon there's like oh
They seem kind of like nice folks
These guys seem like nice folks. We're funny for the most part
We're pretty cute. Yeah. Oh
Welcome everybody. Take down that IP really quick

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So I can hack your Nord VPN. That's not Nord
Don't talk about the things I'm using you fucker. It's a I specifically did dox you
But what am I really using oh, I know what you're

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Man, why is it not working? Oh, I'm not connected because you're not connected because why Terry
I want a button thing down here so I can just because you know
Oh, Terry bought me this for Christmas. I like so I can like have like buttons to push. Oh, yeah
Check this out. You can change the fucking you put your fucking media on there, dude
Hey, what can you edit coffee like the background change it you can customize it? That's look I can launch watch this

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It opens you to
It opens
title
It opens my search engine. It's hosted on my box. Hell yeah, sorry. It was my box. I love your box
We were talking about his box last week. I have a clip of that
I don't know that I have it on the thing. Let me get set up. See normally I would get set up a bit
Terry ninja. It's kind of pissing me off. It's just you know edit this out. It's not video. Oh, we don't do that

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Oh, no, it's live. You know we don't edit shit out. It's not why but we don't edit shit out
Oh, I'm gonna try this will like mustard you guys. No, it's mine. Don't eat it
It's not must okay, love
Fuck
Ah, hold on I gotta set up my sweet. It's plain. There's no sugar in it at all. It's sweet. Hell, yeah

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It's not so actually this would be a good health around here. It's be good like I don't I don't buy
Added sugars in it. Do you put you put yogurt in your like burritos?
Like oh, I use sour cream. I use Greek yogurt. Yeah
Added protein. Yep. I can't get salad you do it though. Oh
That was a lot

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There's a lot of white stuff in your mouth. You like white stuff in your mouth
Actually that donut only has it's like a it's like a like an off-white cream. Yeah, true
It's like a peepee cream. It dude. It is
The cream in that donut is not a straight white cream. It's a fucking not white

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off-white
It's like the color of the walls of my house right now before we paint them
It's I think they call it like eggshell white. She is how do you?
She is white. How do you the real question is
How do you get well who comes up with these like paint colors for like colors?

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Like in the names for the color egg white
Yeah, it's like eggshell white or something. Yeah, how do you get that? It's just white
How many how many colors of white do we have for paint? There's quite a lot and it's just white. Yeah
But it's like you have like hospital white. What is hospital white? Just white?
Well, I don't even know if that's actual me, but I just call it. Yeah, but it's like the sterile white

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That's like super super bright white. They should call it sterile white or something like that. Yeah, I forget what it's called
But like I want to be the person that comes up with those names
So be that person. Yeah, I would just call my white
the white
Wait, terry, which is the one where you say is this it? What it's just my box
I thought there's one where it says terry loves my box. Uh, it's terry loves my flow terry loves my flow

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I thought I had it. I had one of you saying terry loves my box. I don't know if I have but I guess
I clearly don't how long you guys have done it
It feels like yesterday you started but like you guys been doing it for a while now
2022 20 was it 2022?
Yeah, I think so. It was february 2022. It's like in february. Yeah, we're on three years. We're on 150. I wonder how many og listeners

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Yeah, all the bro. They're all from the get the early days
They're all getting off on our box
Well, it's not your box. It's my box. Well, technically it's a combination of me and mike's box
Oh terry, this is a new one. Listen to this. Okay, it's just a little schemer over here. I want money!
That's what they enjoy yesterday because I was trying to do a plug. Oh, yeah, we have a patreon. This is what I said at the end of it

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Okay
Yeah, we have a patreon so in the description or if you have a podcasting 2.0 app
podcasting
Yeah, so support us and you'll be rockin our world. Yeah rock and terry's world. Yeah, I love it. I don't even know episode 150
Yes, we got a banger of a banger of a guest. Oh, yeah, what's up, Caleb?

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How's life being back from fucking Missouri?
It's good
It's good. Yeah, there's some aspects of Missouri I missed but was it just like dumping snow there when you left?
Actually, yeah, we're cold or it was cold. They had that giant storm that rolled through so like the midwest where it was like
Snow in florida and shit on the beaches. Yeah

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To for so I drove through that all the way here
I looked it up because I heard there was snow in florida and then I looked up like I think panhandle maybe but
Just seeing snow on the beach in florida. It's like what the fuck? Yeah
Yeah, global warming everything shut down. Yeah, it's global warming because it's snowing in florida
We don't have it on you what what I don't think we're shout out to the natural girls. No, that's do you want the

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We want the climate shit. No, well we got huge rain bombs. Do we do you have do we have one?
Saying that we're climate influencers. No, is that just like what we talked about?
I think that's what we just talked about. We should have something that says
I do remember you guys talking about I think you were I don't know what episode you were on
I don't remember. I don't know. It's like
I think one of them was labeled like I teach you the buffalo game

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Oh, and then the other one was like I take you to school or something like that
The only way I could find it is based on the title if you knew the title
One of them says like buffalo game and I think the other one. Oh the buffalo game
I think and then the other one was like I take you to school or something
I don't remember what I talked about. I don't know when when when were you back give me like a time frame
I know one of them was around when that f35 crashed which that's happened multiple times now

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Oh, dude one in Alaska. Just the other day just the other day at Elmendorf. Yeah, that's fucking crazy. Yeah
Well, and then you have the civilian casualties rip. Oh, dude. It's so sad
I I terry. I don't know if you know, well, have you looked at this one terry? What are you talking about?
I haven't really looked into it too much, but I know like I have clips. I have clips and

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It's a presentation for terry
I've seen and I'm gonna explain it terry doesn't realize how big of a thing this is. Oh, yeah, it's huge
No, I I've seen some like are you talking about I talk about the dc one. Yeah. Oh, you're talking about the dc one with the black
Hawk. Yeah, yeah, I've seen the night vision clip of it. You watch it come in
The helicopter came in and slammed into the side of it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah

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All right terry. It's crazy. I'm gonna I'm gonna no, I've seen some of it
Yeah, but but you don't understand terry. I don't understand the repercussions of it. No, okay, and
I don't really want to fly there anymore. That's what I'm saying. Let me show you this and then I don't want to fly there anymore, dog
So me and terry are going to dc
In like a week. Oh really and we're flying into that airport a week and a half

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And I'm about to put it here. Let me show you this. Oh, wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Here. It was on episode 81
Caleb takes the voice to therapy. Oh, that's what it was. Yeah, this I think this is the one that I saw
So terry watch this. Yeah. Yeah, I've seen and I'm gonna have you pull out your phone
And go to your app for our flight in the middle of this and I'm gonna say tell me what you see. Oh, okay

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The smaller does the blackout, right? So this is the airplane right here. The smaller does blackout coming over here is the helicopter
Yeah, the smaller dot
At 847 p.m. An army blackout helicopter collided with a regional jet in the nation's capital
The crash occurred over the Potomac River near Reagan national airport. I don't want to go
I don't want to go

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Relax, okay, just relax. Okay. Okay. It's one of the most restricted air spaces in the country
But this particular area has long worried pilots like retired army officer daryl feller
That's probably the most dangerous spot on all those routes in dc. If you looked at that white path
See how jagged it was
Is they're trying to stay in there stay on the river path the path of the whole

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No, about why that area is so precarious the 33 mile radius around washington dc is considered a special flight rules area
Pilots have to have advanced clearance from the faa to fly here and aircraft must have altitude encoding transponders among other things
Within that there's a 17 mile flight restricted zone around Reagan airport with even stricter rules

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And then there are prohibited areas around the white house national mall and the vice president's residence
But even with the restrictions
It's still one of the most congested air spaces in the country with civilian military police and other government aircraft
Constantly operating to help manage this dc has designated helicopter corridors as well as altitude restrictions to keep everyone safe

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So what happened during the crash?
Data shows like stays along the the the helicopters have to go down the Potomac River basically
Okay, I'll put the air army base up the Blackcock helicopter flying south down a helicopter corridor
What the fuck is going on with this guy?
Military officials this guy's flying drunk. No, that's their that's their path that they have to just stay out of air space

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And we're conducting an annual night training mission known as a check ride
Meanwhile, where can airlines flight? What's a check ride? So check ride is like when
Um, you're gonna go get your full certification to be able to fly by yourself
You do a check ride to basically sign you off and be like yep, okay. I'm good
So to be like if if you were training me

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And then I'll do a check ride at the very end of your training right
Yeah, I've been training you for I think it's like two or three years that it takes for you to be a
Helicopter pilot, okay
You'd be like towards the very end
And so there are certain check rides that you have to do to hit these marking points in order for you to continue on the training
So I don't know what exact check rides this was but you basically have to do a check ride
It's like a test like you have to perform these certain maneuvers or we'll do a certain situation or something like that

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Okay, you did that. Okay, 42 was traveling north toward Reagan national
It was originally supposed to land on runway one with a flight path that goes up the river
But at approximately 842 p.m. Minutes before landing the jet was told to use a different shorter runway
Yeah, we can do uh

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42
This wasn't the issue that's that they do that all the time they change from one to three three
Usual but it meant the plane had to bow right before turning sharply left and cutting across the helicopter corridor
A move that pilots say makes the jet hard for helicopters to see especially at a low altitude

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What do you mean? I think the helicopter was too high. That was the problem. Well, so
Um when I was overseas I did a lot of work in an atc tower and so like they
I sat there for like hours while I was trying to figure out this it issue
But he's like telling me all about being an atc controller and everything and he's like yeah
We stack them at this feet and if you're you know, we'll stack them every 2000 feet and all this different thing and

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It's pretty insane, but I think atc, especially in dc
I can imagine but but but the the
restriction the altitude restriction is
Is 200 feet ceiling through this area. Oh damn. That's super low
But it has to be because an airplanes are landing right? Yeah. No. Yeah, so the helicopter was too high
But I got a question

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Was above 2000 which is its ceiling in that location. Okay, but wouldn't it?
But wouldn't you want to if you knew does atc know that the black heart is there atc controls all the airspace
So the problem though is the military uses a different frequency
Everywhere, yeah, then commercial and so
I think the issue was like they were operating online a site in this location and the blackhawk

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Confirmed that he saw the airplane, but what he saw was a different airplane
Well, what I think the atc and the atc person said
Because they confirmed that he saw the airplane and so the atc person I think saw it like oh great
He sees the airplane. Yeah, no problem different one. Yeah, well, what didn't you like hear me out? Don't get me wrong
Like what didn't you want to have instead of it going towards the airport?

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Why don't you want to have it cut across and go around?
But you can't necessarily do that based on the restrictions. I don't know. There's some other restrictions
But yeah, I'm just saying as in like but wouldn't you know if like for instance
Like if you said that the blackhawk
They were lying aside or whatever and saw a different airplane when you like if you knew like an airplane was landing like the atc
If they can get on the same frequency as the blackhawk wouldn't you tell the blackhawk to hold right there because they can

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because they can hover
Yeah, again, I don't know. I'm not an atc. They're right. You're right. I'm just saying like you would tell like
But also when they come into an airspace now, this is soaked down here
Uh, bill. Oh, yeah, it's still wet. Was your chair wet? No, no, no, just the floor
Oh, no. Yeah, mike spoke coffee
So I'm gonna like get more shit to just now we're cool. We're cool. That pilot say makes the jet hard for helicopters to see

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especially at a low altitude
confusion with ground lights
Is what it's called when you're flying south and you get just to the east of the airport off to the left is the southeast dc
And so there's a lot of city lights street lights i-295 is over there. So there's a lot of vehicle lights
What happens is low flying aircraft will get lost in the background of all city lights and you can't see them

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If they're moving towards you away from you or you can't see them at all
There are also questions about staffing of air traffic control that night and whether more people should have been working
Another potential problem was altitude
Helicopters are supposed to fly below 200 feet in this part of the corridor
But flight data shows the helicopter may have risen above 300 feet as the airplane was descending from 400 feet

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Officials say data from the aircraft's recording device still needs to be investigated to confirm
But feller says even if altitude was a factor something else likely went wrong before that
A professional army aviator is not going to fly within 100 feet of a passenger jet. He's just not going to do that
I was suspected they didn't he didn't see the jet during a press briefing defense secretary

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Pete Hegsett said this there was some some sort of an elevation issue
That we have started investigating at the dod and army level
Army cid is on the ground investigating top tier aviation assets inside the dod are investigating sir
To get to the bottom of it so that it does not happen again because it's absolutely unacceptable

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After the crash the f a a announced it would restrict helicopter traffic in the area where the blackhawk was traveling
So we don't have to worry about it. Now. I'm gonna play something else
But you want me to check my phone because you don't realize how crazy this is all right
A bombardier crj 700. Okay. It looks like
No, just listen. Listen to this. Listen to this

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A bombardier crj 700 operating under american airlines regional brand american eagle
Okay, check our flights
to dc
And tell me what airline we're flying on into dc from huntsville. What airplane?
Do you really want to dox yourself like this? What time of night?
What if you got some crazy stock? No, I'm just saying I'm just saying look at them. Yeah, we were gonna fly

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Into that same airport on the exact same type of airplane
in the from the exact same
Abominers crj 700 the exact same airplane the exact same airline the exact same time of night
Yeah in two weeks later after this I I saw this and I was like
Yeah, that would that fucked me up for a minute. Geez

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I so you didn't realize that I don't want to go
Terry you just heard them. They are no longer allowing helicopters to fly in that area
Yeah, but they can have small planes go that way too. We're fine. We're good
Terry and after something like this, they are going to be so on their shit
Because of this we're totally fine. Dude. You're not wrong. That's like the same time
Did this was nine and we're like a little bit later than that. That's crazy. Dude. I when I saw that I was like

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What are you guys going to DC for just check it out? Oh, I've been there before but it's I
The weird flag
Now we're going to Huntsville, Alabama to check out the NASA place there
Oh, yeah
and then we're going to florida to do some tours there and
We were like debating on like how we were going to get from Alabama to florida whether we wanted to like drive

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And like do some road trip and then we ended up with like let's just do a quick jump in one day in DC
And then go to florida
So that's we're just doing like a quick thing because I don't think there's a direct flight from Huntsville to
Florida and so we're like instead of taking a layover. We'll just go somewhere else for a day
Right that has a direct flight down there. So yeah, yeah, so we're going to go see so we're leaving in like a week and a half

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A week and a half. Yeah, okay
Anyway, actually in 10 days we'll be gone. Yeah, man. Fuck. Yeah, I'm excited
That's cool. Yeah
But anyway, it's like the same airport same airplane same airline same time and I
Bro, I wasn't

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You you said I didn't I didn't say what our flight is
You didn't doc says so I'm just saying as in like he's over here
I wasn't going to say final destination, but this one's
In the third seat is over here. Have you seen that?
Have you seen that video where it's like you want to scare some millennials and then it's like
They put the faces on the backs of the logs and it's like watch this bump and it like jiggles
the back of the truck

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I mean pull that up though
You want dude, we don't have to watch this but it's just like a summary club of it like that's our airplane
Like we're not coming. These guys are coming in from which dot Kansas. We're not obviously but I think I would assume
It's going to be the same pipe the same
Landing into DC there. So anyway approach that fucked me up for a little bit. Yeah, that would yeah, I mean, I'm I'm fucked up, man

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Yeah
I don't want this Terry again
They did you hear about the new did you hear about the other one that crashed over in Mexico?
Oh, I thought I was talking about Pennsylvania. Yeah, there's the Pennsylvania one
But there's a one in the Mexico too and then I guess all video news is like you just saw this I didn't see it
I'm just going the one that sucks about the I mean they all suck but they all suck

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Uh, the one was an air ambulance the one in Philadelphia. Yeah. Yeah. It was a little lear jet
So at least there wasn't like a bunch of people on like that still like people dying
Yeah, I know I'm just saying like
Less people losing their lives is better than more is all I'm saying true true true true
What's it? Mexico you said I heard that there was a plane crash in Mexico
Are you sure you're not talking about that the people on the one in Philadelphia were from Mexico? Yeah

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I'm getting the filly one when I type it was like a pediatric. Oh, maybe it was patient. Oh, maybe it was that
This one. Yeah
Yeah, yeah, okay. Okay. It's the same one. Yeah, it's the same one. No. Yeah, it is. Go
Scroll back or go back
Oh, just go back
I turned off my uh
Right there. It's the medevac plane. Yeah, where it says medevac plane and filly. Oh, no, I know I'm just saying hey look, Mexico

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Mexicans
What including six Mexican nationals. Yeah, they were on that they were on that plane. That's why I thought it was in Mexico
Yeah
It was two people that were like doctors and then a bunch of Mexicans
Well, it's saying that
We scroll up
I'm confused a tragic medevac plane crash and filly has claimed to let I swear to god

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Uh lives of seven people including six. So yes, it was one person and then six Mexicans
That sounded really terrible when I said that one person
That sounded terrible when I said it it. I'm sorry
And this is why we don't have followers
This is why we don't have followers
Because we say some off college

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Wait, is this the um the indian news channel because I like that one
I think it's this
Five others wait hold on
They're saying oh, they're using the child of the seventh person got it

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Because it's saying there's seven people on that flight. Yeah, it was the sick child and the sick child
Yeah, that's what happened. Why was the child sick? I don't I don't know that part
It was a medevac plane though. I don't like thinking about the one in dc had like kids who were like
figure skaters
Fuck me, dude. That's dude. It's horrible. It's so sad

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That's a court. I don't want to talk about plane crash anymore. Anyway, I just wanted to share those clips every because hold on
Dude, you know what's
Let's hear me hear me out of this. You can see
He just had like a spasm
Hear me out on this every time that we go on a vacation and it's always during the surround this time
You and I almost every time

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In a way one other time we did this right but every every time that we do it
He's like every time like two times last year last year when we go on a vacation when we went to texas in october
Dude texas is like, okay. Maybe a year before that but every time and we went to it was cool
Because we like went to san Antonio, awesony and houston. Yeah, so we got to like check out

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I went to houston and san antonio. I drove all the way to san antonio is the best san antonio's bed. I love san antonio
So cool spent uh some time there
But what i'm saying, but what i'm saying is is that my face kicked it
What are you saying terry what i'm trying to say is every time that you and I go on a fucking trip somewhere
There's always something wrong with planes

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No, yes, no
What was wrong when you went to vegas when we went to vegas, you know what what's what time of year terry?
Was it february went to vegas no it wasn't september no it wasn't february
So when we went to vegas they had that's those uh the new bowing planes that fell out of the sky
The maxes yeah, so that was right after that that was right after because i was telling you and james about it

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What plane we were flying on?
Oh, that was right when they brought the max back from being grounded. Yeah, we're on a max. I was like, hey, guess what?
And then another one was another one was where they had like i don't think i ever want to get on a fucking plane
You just for that
I fucked up my math equation on this one. Oh relax
My favorite part is just to ask him if he's like, uh, hey, did you design this bracket over here? No, so

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Yeah, honestly, so uh, yeah, you see that little metal piece over there. It's a three quarters metal
Uh, I wrote my initials in there somewhere when we went to florida
It was a hurricane and the airport was closed when we landed
Yep, and then and then the one after the one after that was uh
The blowouts on alaska the doors. Oh, yeah, the door blew out. Wait, where did where do we go? We went to uh

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After that one we went to um
California yeah, oh no shit
Oh
Or no james and uh, oh, yeah
I forgot about that because I'd hit you up and I was like hey, what are you doing here?
Like actually we're going to california. I was like wow that's bold
Yeah, and then we had blowouts and now we have planes falling out of the sky again. No, no, they're not falling

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They're getting exploded. Yeah exploded. They're getting exploded. Yeah, that is crazy, huh?
So the last and this one is the most egregious relative to us. Yes
Damn, I feel like that's fucking crazy. It just progressively gets why don't we just drive terry
Let's just grab from ala Florida. I feel like we should just take a train now. No
It's like I feel safer driving from alabama to florida, but it's still way

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Still way safer. Yeah
Yeah in in the grand scheme. Yeah, you're more like you want to just hold when we when we land in in uh
You guys can be like
When we're coming down to land in washington, I'd be like holding terry's hand like
Dude, dude. No, no, this is what we this is what we do. We go tell mary full of grace
What is with you?

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When you go when it says, uh
Uh folks, please put your seatbelts on word a final descent. I'm like, uh, we're gonna die
Is our flight why are the oxygen mass falling? Oh, yeah, like start clapping when you land. Oh people are gonna be pretty

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I hate people to do that. Here's another thing. I just want to get off the plate
You never know what's gonna happen. You might get ran into by another blade
At least you'd be on the ground though
Another thing to think about is this airport is like the most used by all the wealthy and powerful people who run our country
Yeah, because it's right by the capital. Yeah, they're gonna not they're gonna get to the bottom of this
They're not gonna allow this to happen. I mean we're they are at risk the only the only thing I could think of is when

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Our airplane is basically full. So we're gonna have a group of people cheering
I've I've sitting bitch by the way
Oh
Yeah, we don't have seats for this airline. We do this airplane not this one. Which one you guys just
I can't wait, but it's a short flight though. We all mean him did like savers for the short distance flights
The long flights we chose our seats because this is like a I'm an aisle guy. I'm a I love windows. I love aisles

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No, I'm aisles all the I don't even care if people make me move. I don't want to be the person to ask somebody
You're a bitch
I just like looking out the window
My thing is
My thing is if I'm like if I have enough money, yeah
Like if I become to reserve your seats, you know what I'll do is I'll just buy the row
Oh, there you go. Oh, if you're gonna buy the road just buy like a first-class seat flying during covid

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Especially you don't buy the row was fantastic because like it was like almost every other row was completely open
So I slept across the whole thing for like my 12 hour flight
We went somewhere during covid. No, it was it was right after they lifted the ban on covid when went to
Oh, so it was fucking packed when we went to Vegas
No masks. No, you still have to wear masks, but it was just like full rows. They gave two I always looked out there

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Like hey, you have to wear your mask. Oh, we're in a sealed box with all breathing the same air and then oh wait
I'm gonna eat. I'm gonna pull my mask down. Don't get me started. I know
I remember I remember when I was on a ferry and we had to wear or a fast ferry and I had to wear a mask
And I was can you just add it down? I just had it down and he's like
So you're gonna have the uh, you have to put your mask back up

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I was like, I was trying to drink my drink and he's like you're gonna have to put your mask back up
And so I was like so can I pull my mask down and then drink and he's like, yeah, I was like, okay
So I popped it open and I was like
You're not even drinking you're just holding it too. Yeah
I was like, dude, are you gonna be that huge of a dick?
Yeah, that's that whole mask thing man. Fuck

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We don't have to get it. I mean we can I don't give fuck. Well, we all feel the same way
We all hate it for the same reason. Yeah, do you know anybody that wants to buy a rap for for like 25,000?
I thought just last week you said you weren't super interested in like
Fucking interested in changing cars. We don't lie dog. We talked about this like three separate times this morning

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Last week Terry last week that was week three dog. This is week four
He's been on this for a whole month. He's like
Man, that's a big that's a big we just talked about this and I was like, but you don't really need a new car
Now you're not gonna look for a new car. Yeah. No, I know I know I want to I don't eat it
You know my fucking mind man

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You know and that's why I asked that question and then you lied to me. I didn't lie to you
You said, oh, no, I'm really just happy with my car. It'd be fun. I'll just wait
Yeah, but you lied because you weren't gonna. No, I start the pot in my head man. It's so what do you wait?
What are you buying?
I might buy a tesla
I just want to piss you off. That's all my dream. I'm not
How do I want you my fucking

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Just want to do it. I'll spend money to piss you off dog. Why you're just gonna waste money on it
I was like, dude, you want me to pick you up? Fuck no
He's like, I'll drive myself your car is good. I know it's good. I know it's fine. I know it's a great car
I know it's a great car. Don't buy a new car. I'm waiting
I'm waiting wait for like 10 years. No
He's waiting until week

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Week five week five or what this year?
I've heard week four. Actually
Well, my thought process for in week four because I've been he's on week four of thinking about it. Yeah
Yeah, because you actually bend seals the deal
This all this all sparked when I spent like a lot of money on maintenance on my car
Which is perfectly okay because I want my car to be running
And expected right and I'm gonna expect it when I buy another car too. Yeah, I will say it's a nice

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About a car is they show up to your house to fix that shit
You don't take it into a shop. They send a technician here to fix it and they come to my they come to my house for mine
Who what forward? No, they don't
Oh, yeah, they do they have mobile maintenance, but they did last time
But you know what he like ran a bunch of updates on like codes to clear
Um, was it he's probably calls and shit and like while he was here did an all change and it's like I'm just working

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I think that's fucking great. I think that's the new thing now that he had a van and it's got everything in there
All the tools air compressor everything quick jacks a bunch of shit. Yeah everything
That's what I'm thinking. I should call gmc of you like hey you guys gonna come do my own
So to my point. It's not a Tesla actually actually what I thought it was I had only heard. I bet you it's just mobile mobile

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Like third-party contractors are doing it. Yeah
Yeah, it's like they have to be they have to be Ford no mine mine is like a Ford guy with a Ford van from Ford
Well, you can get a Ford you can get a Ford certification
Third-party contractors can still do that. Yeah, but yeah, you can still be uh like like he was saying like
You just get a Ford certification to do stuff on this is how they're employing all the uh mechanics now that uh

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Nobody goes to independent shops anymore because all the cars are like fancy with computers
They just hire these guys as contractors to come in like an hour to be a mechanic though
It's fucking insane. It's quite a bit right. Yeah, it's like they're almost like a hundred bucks an hour. Yeah. Well, I think just a basic
Yeah, just basic shop
Uh pays a hundred bucks an hour. It doesn't matter if it's in there for like 30 minutes
They don't pay the mechanic that much. That's how much you pay for the labor, right? Yeah, I don't know. I do it all myself

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Well, I'm done. I'm past that point where I want to fucking be fucking around with my vehicles
Oh, I don't if it's something crazy like I'll do it, but like well changes
I'm not even doing it anymore. I'm not gonna. I sold the sold the evo. Yeah, I'm done fucking getting under my car
Like I just I don't know that used to be a call me a bitch
But like did it I just don't want to do anymore. Yeah don't do anymore. So like I don't love you

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The national the national salary for a four technician in the United States is about 41,000 dollars a year
That's a national average though. Yeah the highest you gotta think like cost effective like when I was in Missouri
An ex a good paying job was like 18 to 22 an hour
And that was like you're living pretty because it's how it should there. Yeah
The the experience technicians some experience for attention is gonna end up to about

(32:14):
187 per year. I bet you the ones around here probably like
one 70
80 no no they're probably like 100k to 120. Yep. That would be my guess
Yeah, experienced people are above 100 but not probably not 150
So back to the point where if I do get a tesla, it's either we're gonna be gray
You know, I really don't even want to talk about this again

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We talked about this for so long like the other week and then we saw one and it pissed me the fuck off talking about it
Yeah, yeah, so it's either gray. It's either gray or I don't want to talk about it. Yes gray or white
Cool and a black interior
I thought you're getting that right together. I thought I think I want to go. No, I thought you were getting that other thing
That one website you showed me that like new coming. Oh the scout. Yeah scout not a rivian

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Oh, dude, do you know how expensive it is to replace shit on a rivian?
Probably the ravines are probably a tesla too as expensive. No, no rivians even worse because they're not making them in high quantities yet
You have to be like a they only have their certified technicians that can do stuff
It's insane. Let's just look up a replacement bumper for rivian cost
I'm pretty sure like just with everything for

(33:19):
A yeah, uh, like an electric car is expensive. I remember we just want to talk about what you're using here
but like even with uh
Like when tesla first came out and like the water they would rip off bumpers and shit. Yep
Obviously, they've come a long way 42,000 dollars. What?
For a fucking bumper there must have been more damage than the bumper

(33:42):
Oh, well all the sensors and all the shit that they have in there
All the cameras dog rivian fender bender turns into this is not necessarily just a bumper. This is like a smashed up
Oh, I'm sure a corner of the body line and everything else. Wait, who got whose fault was it?
Well, I mean look at what the tree branch didn't mind and how much that cost
That's I think it's getting hold on. Let me read this go for it dog

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Rivian owner was uh rear-ended in a no fuck you in a pretty low speed fender bender
The rear bumper looked a bit damaged but nothing too serious
However, after taking it to a certified rivian repair shop. They said the total repair cost was 42,000 dollars
Wow
wait, wait, wait
The other driver's insurance company estimated the repair cost to be 1600 spent

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But when he actually went the the repair place told him for 2000
Jesus Christ. Wait, wait, wait, wait. So the insurance company said here's here's 1600 dollars because they're thinking about like a typical car
A typical car. Yeah. Yeah
Oh, they had to go do like everything. Well, yeah, because it's not a plug-and-play. It's all like

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Yeah, that's what I think at that point at that point I would just have my insurance be like just uh, was it like
Damage it out
Yeah, total it just total. Yeah
The total cost of replacing a rear bumper
Seems exorbitant, but they said oh wait
No, total cost of replacing entire body panel and some tailgate bits was a totally just over 14,000

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So 42,000
Everything I'm seeing here doesn't say why it's 42. Yeah, it just says like this shop charge from 42,000. That's not
I mean the 14,000 though that sounds about what I've heard for like a bumper
Why is it 14,000? Why is it 42? Because they have all these like I don't know why it's 42,000

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But the 14,000 because they have all these sensors. Yeah, I think it's associated with I'm having to pull off
Pulling off so much shit taking time. Yeah, a lot of that is probably
Like part so here you go. This guy got it smashed into a little dent in his rear like quarter panel
Tailgate shell rear bumper

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Grand
That's like the shop is the first authorized driven repair shop in the northeast. Yeah, that's the other reason why there's not enough shops
That's what it is. Yeah, it's supply and demand
damn
Holy shit place where I'm going. What the fuck are we talking about?
steep it'll get total out once they dig in at the shop. It's like no steep. What are you talking about steep? That's like

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That ruins middle-class people like families and shit. What are you talking about steep?
Who can afford this shit?
That that's a little bit outrageous. Well, just to buy the car itself is like 115 or 130. So it's all bougie people anyway. Oh, yeah
It's all yeah, it's just like I wouldn't I just want to know as a

(36:36):
As a person that hangs out with Rivians all the time
You hang out with Rivians all the time. Yeah
What my job
Oh, you just got like a bunch of fucking people to have one. No the vans the vans
Oh, right. Yeah, that's right. I hang out with Rivians all the time. It took me a minute to and then I
I knew what I was saying. Yeah, this is what happens in my head

(36:57):
Yeah, you guys should know what the fuck I do. I mean I do
This is the other one go ahead Terry, but like
I like just my opinion would not buy one. Yeah
I think I think the the cars that I would actually buy this is the one Terry wants a
So it's a new electric Bronco
No, it's a Bronco. It's a scout. It's a Volkswagen

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But it's in the how can they call it a scout because it's the same company as it made the old scouts. Yeah
Oh, they're coming back. They're coming back as an electric. You know, we want to be in a truck
We want a 1990s GMC. Terry didn't this cool. You think it's cool looking
Terry wants this. I would get it. It looks pretty good. Terry wants it
But the thing is is that I want the truck check out the truck
But look how much it look how much it is though like on average

(37:39):
It's going to be like $60,000 every electric car model starts at 51 for this
Every electric car in the world right now is considered as a luxury car
Yeah, it's kind of insane. This kind of looks like has some of the lines of the new Tacoma
Yeah, a little bit the squared off in the back. It looks like it looks like it actually decent
Which is funny because they stole that from GM. Did they? Yeah

(38:00):
This looks like a mix of that new gen Tacoma and like the Rivian basically
I like how the front though kind of brings you back to like the 90s. Yeah or earlier even. Yeah, that's what they're trying to go
But it's like modernized, but it's kind of still retro looking. Yeah, I like it
You can wear kind of how much shit you can throw in your trunk
I just think it's funny when they brought all these electric cars and then like the Ford lightning was like, yeah, this is awesome

(38:20):
It's shit. It's shit. Yeah, the Ford lightning. They were they thought they were gonna sell more than they did
Yeah, and now they're not building a lot. The thing is what I'm doing is I I say that I'm gonna buy one
I probably eventually will buy one
But I'm just waiting for
More announcements save your money save your money, man
Like more announcements because like there are some there's some kind of little dicky song save that money save that money

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But like like there are companies that are out there like Samsung
Toyota and
other ones that are
that are
Coming out with semi solid state batteries, which can give it longer range and a faster charge
Yeah, that's that's so like I I see I like in my mind. I feel like I want to buy one right now, but which I shouldn't

(39:14):
Save your money. You don't need it. No, I need it
Buy a house. Fuck the car. I don't need a house. I just need love
You are my house. No, you can live in a car, but you can't drive a house
Yeah, it's true. What are we doing here?
What are we doing?
You can drive in it. You can live in a car don't even slightly encourage this fucking

(39:36):
Imagine dude, I can get I can get a Tesla. I can get all this stuff because it doesn't it doesn't affect me
And then I can get like a shower
I can get a shower. I could plug it into my car
I'm just gonna build an overland rig
It's just gonna be get a cyber truck get a cyber truck tesla and get one of those
trailers air stream trailers and just live out of that

(39:56):
They look exactly the same and then one gets sterling soft and the other one looks like it was drawn by a four-year-old
Yeah, and then and then gets starlinked so I can play games and then just drive around and live
You just park in your work. Yeah, I parking lot. Yeah, I can just live in your front yard
No at your work. Okay. I live here. No commute. No, I could live here. You're gonna park
I don't have space for a trailer

(40:17):
I'll just I'll just have slightly why would you not park in his parking lot. No commute. Yeah, so walk out
I don't think I'm allowed to
Water rides dude or like find a spot has insane somebody with like space right in that area
Who has a big yard who you can rent like a parking space like 50 bucks a month and then be right there
Unhook drive your truck into work like hella quick or bike in the summer or whatever the fuck

(40:43):
Walk, okay, dad walk
Damn, okay, dad
I just I want to encourage you to think about financially the right dude. I'm financially stupid, all right
And I'm trying to encourage you financially illiterate
That's a big word. Oh my page came out. Oh, oh no, I gotta start writing these down. Find it. What do you say, Terry?

(41:04):
We'll hit I'm financially stupid
I'm financially stupid. I gotta start writing down these so I'd
stupid
All right, I haven't written anything down. He's written some I've written some what do you have Terry?
What do you have? I got three ten three ten three ten
28 minutes
28
Yeah, these are some good ones. What did you write?

(41:27):
Uh, it's for you to find out later
I like to write what it is so that I can kind of remember like when I hear it
Yeah, so what what we've been doing is like we would throw
We do like add a context thing right before the the episode we pull
Like a 10 second clip from the middle of the episode and put it at the beginning and then like say like the intro and then start the show

(41:49):
in post
And we take notes on like what a good clip of to throw in the front would be
Okay, and it has to be like a funny saying or one of us says something fucking stupid. Okay, and it's a title basically
Yeah, yeah, it's too too intrigued. I like to find it financially stupid like the other week was uh, what was the other week?
What was last week?
Oh, yeah, did you draw what is that a boot?

(42:13):
It's a penis
Wow, that's uh, no, it's monza. That doesn't oh, it's monza temple of speed
You have snap not even connecting lines. Is there a break in monza?
I just went off the road. Yeah, I mean I tried I tried because I know okay, so don't try it again
I'm gonna try it again. So there's a long straight

(42:35):
And then there's like a little chicane right there and then it goes this way
And it goes around you don't know the chicaneus. No breaks
Oh, and then and then you go around another bend and then there's another chicane that goes like this and goes like
And then you got the les one and then you got another lesbo
Then you go down this little straight thing. I think I call him lesmo

(42:56):
And then there's like a little should should do good. Do and then
And then back to the start look at that
That's monza right there new job is gonna be to design one tracks
I bet you I can make a decent track
Oh here's a
Caleb
Here's a here's an audio clip. That's funny that we talked about last time

(43:16):
What will happen if this happens like they're the closest like when planets align and they're like the closest
right
Hold on hold on hold on I just want to say terry when I was
When I was getting this clip
I almost cut out the blank space because you talk and then pause for a long time and then you say right

(43:37):
And then you pause for a long time and I thought about cutting out those pauses
He says something that he's like right, but it makes no sense. It's 26 a kid. That's like I want to be uh
Uh, you know what I mean
Can you shut up for 26 seconds? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. What will happen if this happens like they're the closest like when planets align and they're like the closest

(44:01):
Right
I wonder what happens if we run into one
We don't run into one terry. How do you know?
We're not on the
Dude, I just wanted you to know
I think when I was saying that I thought I was the only one in 15 seconds
I know it's fucking insane. Just shut up terry. Okay. That's not they were not on the same orbit as them

(44:23):
Yeah, but what if like
It deviates it's not going to how do you know that if it a planet deviates from its current orbit. We've got bigger problems
So like the name of the episode would be we've got bigger problems or something like that. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I think
What happens if a planet deviates from an orbit and hits us? It's not going to terry. It's not going to you don't know that
You still don't know that if it does terry. We've got bigger problems

(44:47):
And then I was I think when I was trying to say in that moment
If a planet deviates from its current orbit, if that happens we need armageddon and we're gonna send oil rigors out there
We're gonna send bruce willis. Yeah bruce willis
I don't know if he could do anything up there. He's messed up. He's messed up
But I think he's kind of doesn't he have like some disease. I forget what disease he has
I'll look it up. What's his name bill right? It's current orbit. We've got bigger problems. What?

(45:10):
Bill Riley
Bruce willis. Yeah
But that was when I said I made the patreon and then I said you can you can also
So like subscribe for like a dollar and then my guy was like I want money. I was like

(45:32):
Terry's just a little schemer over here
But he's still the oh wait, oh oh it says spouses
Hold on i'm looking him up
Here's a clip about the somebody asking trump a question about like the fed and interest rates. Do you expect the fed to listen to you?

(45:53):
Yeah
I said that him saying yeah
Oh, I almost showed me the video. I like I love uh, shane gillis's trump impressions. Oh, it's so good. It's so good
I think I have a video trump's face and this is hilarious
I would demand that the interest rates come down
Do you expect I would find in a strong statement? Do you expect the fed to listen to you?

(46:17):
Yeah
Just like his face. Yeah
Yes, uh frontomal bag daddy temporal dementia. He has dementia
Oh, okay. I thought there was I thought he had like parkings or something. That's uh, Michael j fox
Well, no, I know that but
You want to see a dope video of starship launching? Sure

(46:39):
I can have it show you I'm catching it too. Yeah, that is I gotta call them catching that fucker
So this shot is so fucking amazing. Yeah, that's sick
Target's rock hard every time I show this
Did every every time I show this

(47:00):
I'm gonna show you
I'm gonna show you
I'm gonna show you
I'm gonna show you
I'm gonna show this every every time every time I see that I just think of how much money we just wasted
We just launched a billion dollars or whatever
We went to the Kennedy Space Station or Space Center
When we you went to Kennedy. Yeah, we went to that one when we were that's where we're going in a week and a half

(47:23):
Dude is so cool. Did you do the the the tour? We did the
Did you go through like the back the the the see this is happening to my head?
Yeah, we did like the three you like the park hopper or whatever
So you go like the three different locations on a bus. Yeah, what the fuck am I thinking of?
I think Johnson

(47:44):
Oh, no, he's talking about Florida. Yeah, I was thinking of Johnson
Oh, so we're doing the VIP tour in Florida this time or we're gonna get a tour like behind the scenes like from an astronaut
Hell yeah, but also we also did the one in uh, Houston
The VIP we did the VIP tour in Houston and we got to like go behind the scenes like
and like touch
Astronaut gear that had been to space and like go see mission control

(48:06):
So we got to sit where like the family sit behind the windows where you're like looking out and all the people the computer's
Fucking sick. That's that's so cool. Yeah, we're fucking. I'm a nerd and I drag is as long
It was actually really cool like yeah, I can do so cool. At least I could say oh, yeah, and then we've actually been in a live
Space shuttle. Oh, yeah

(48:27):
Texas we did that too. Well one that's like decommission, but it's the one that catches
But they used to or launch the
Spatial out of where they put the space shuttle on top of the Boeing. Oh, no, no, that's just in the visitor center
We went behind the scenes onto like a real space shuttle that they tore apart
So that when they had people in space working on issues

(48:48):
They had someone on a real like mock shuttle with the same wiring who like work on the same problem with them. That's cool
Yeah, that's sick. Yeah. Yeah, we didn't we had ray so we didn't okay. I mean she's like five
So I never really do so much. We always do like the most expensive tour basically that's the way to do it
So we can like it's just like the inner inner workings of the
Like this is the actual console

(49:10):
Some old shit small old shit show them the mission control
We went into the original mission control that's decommission now for like from the 60s. This is the the building into mission control
Yep, that's cool. And then
Some hey, what's up? This was in this is in houston johnson space center. Yeah, okay
I think mike you have like the going into the thing. I didn't get that you have to pay. It's like 200 bucks per ticket though

(49:33):
So this is the old this is the old mission control, which they just
They just redid where they launched like
Fucking what's it called and they play a movie Apollo 11 from that would be so cool
And then you get to go around and they have this little red wire down. Oh, yeah
We we're gonna do that, but it was closed that day
We wanted to go pay to do that where you go into the mission control
But we didn't do that. Yeah, and all the cigarettes that are in the cigarette ash trays or actually cigarettes from oh really?

(49:58):
Like they just left them. They just left cigarettes. Yeah
And they just picked them up and put them in the ash trays and then like all this all this is like this red line
You can't cross that red line and then or the like the lines would just go straight the fuck off
I wanted to do is do what would happen. But then trust me was like don't do it. Don't do it. I was like, all right
Yeah, have you seen the apple tv show for all mankind? Yeah

(50:20):
Yeah
Yeah, I'm not yeah, I'm not done with it yet. Fucking amazing not as good as the expanse, but it's pretty fucking good
It's pretty good. Yeah, if you watch the experience. I don't think so. You should watch it the best show I've ever made in my opinion
Really?
All those okay all these cigarettes that are right there
Are real cigarettes from that's one once they ripped everything up to three uh,

(50:42):
uh
Vampid that's cool
Then there's like a oh, I do have a picture of a machine control the real one nice
But um
There's like a mirror in there or something like that wasn't there something oh, there's like a plaque
If there's something along on what lines one plaque and then do with the plaque

(51:05):
Yeah, we come in peace for all mankind see
Boom
But there's like a
There's like a water fountain that's on the other side of the
Other side of the room which has like a mirror or something like that and it was like some
Uh, oh god, I have dude. I was kind of burnt kind of burnt. You look really burnt

(51:32):
Hold on I have like the exact same photo
Like exact behind the edges and everything. Yeah, this is the new mission control
This is the new mission control, but we were behind the the glass
Yeah, this is the new one here. Yeah, that's cool. So it was it was pretty it was pretty dope. Yeah, that's the old one
That's cool
Why did you take a picture of the ground? I was testing

(51:56):
That was last year
No, it's not two years ago. It was 2023 because it was a kota in october 23
Yeah, so we're like just behind the glass. I'm just like hey, we doing a boy's trip. All right. Let's go can
Do you want to come on a trip like this? Oh, yeah
Hey, wait
Hey, do you want to go on a trip now? Do you want to go? I wish I could go faster to like play that you can

(52:19):
Uh, it's called put it on your fucking steam deck. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, wait. I have one. All right. Let's watch this thing catch
I want to see this coming back in now
Coming back in now. So crazy
It's like a burn secret. Yeah, it does. Attempting to catch the booster at the tower
This would be the second tower catch

(52:41):
Isn't it crazy they can just fire that back up and like
Slow it down
And this part where the the they can like the technology to be able to do that is insane
Boost are now hovering as it aligns with the tower for catch
Elon, what are we doing? Yeah

(53:03):
Down to the cool thing about it. It's reusable. Yeah, not these ones aren't yet
But the idea is to make them reusable like the Falcon
The mega chopsticks
So cool, yeah, this is just like how it's America

(53:23):
Oh, fuck yeah, what season are you on on for all mankind?
I think season three. Okay. So you know about uh, I forget it's I I kind of pause for a while
Yeah, the black guy does uh, this is uh dev dev dev
Dev dev dev. It's been a few months since I've watched it. Okay. This just reminds me of what you're about to see

(53:45):
Okay more in uh, the last thing I remember is like they had that hotel or whatever that they built and then they fucked it all up
Hotel the in space. Yeah. Yeah, and then they fucked it all up the space station like hotel
Where you like yeah, and then it like then it gets out of orbit
Fuck's up. That's the beginning of like the helios company member

(54:06):
And I have seen the helios stuff because now they're in competition to do this is like helios. Yeah
Right as the beginning
SpaceX yeah pretty much
Dev dev that I really like that main
astronaut guy which one the like main he was in the navy you talking about the Joel

(54:28):
His name is uh
The main character. I know you're talking about Joel Kinneman Joel Kinneman. That's his name
but he uh, he's in a he's in a netflix show
He was that's like how his career started was in this netflix. I'll turn carbon no before that it was called
House of cards. Nope before that he was good at house of cards was a fucking classic

(54:49):
Yeah, so good and then they ruined it by the kicking Kevin space. Yeah, like they do with every time they kick somebody out
Yeah, yeah, fucking disgusting. Yeah, I mean what are you talking about?
I know you're talking about
He'd the killing did he yeah the killing the killing yes
You're talking about the killing because you're the one that got me into that show and I watched it
Dude, it's so nice and it's bot. It's like set in washington. Yeah, cool
I should go back and watch it. It's a good fucking show going back and watching you're like

(55:13):
This is weird. Yeah, I have a mesh basket
What's the whole kid a totally screwed oh mind hunter netflix needs to bring that back there's like a petition I ever watched it
It's a good it's how the it's how the fbi's behavioral analysis unit started
I think I've seen that until like yeah, but like they did such a good job with the casting of like
Doing I watched season one murderers to their like character in the show. They look so sick like they did such a good job

(55:39):
I watched the first season and it was this this is that's only seasons
Right. I just don't have netflix so I stopped watching. Oh, dude. Let me I got something for you later. All right, cool. Give me the dates
um, but
no the the when I watched the first season of uh
Mind hunters at the end. It was the the main
one of the main guys was going through like

(56:03):
An episode and that's when like first like anxiety sits or something like that that they don't know about
like anxiety and uh panic attacks
Yeah, because he's talking to um
What's his name?
What's the guy that killed his mother and ate him or some shit? What the fuck?
I did not like he's a real person like that the guy that was creepy

(56:25):
That glasses bigger good. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. His name is ed. But I don't know but he's an actual person like
Yeah, I don't remember what his actual name is. It's not easy but you're in people
It's hard work. I don't like that. That is the guy that I don't like guys
But it's like he says it's not physically and mentally. I don't think people realize
You need to vent you're gonna make me go home and watch

(56:49):
It's that guy, you know, there's a lot more work. It's okay
Do you think so?
40 years, what a creepy thing to say dude. Yeah, it's I don't like shit like this
Your fbi was found. Oh creeps me. It creeps me out too much. It's it's really good
There's probably something wrong with me because I fall asleep to like this shit. Yeah, this is based on all real people that were like murderers and shit

(57:13):
Now we have extreme violence between strangers
We travel around the country and teach fbi techniques to cops. You guys mind if I bother you for a minute?
She was found cuffed and lashed to the bed. Yeah, this makes me sad
You know
How come I think it's a good show I prefer sci-fi shit

(57:34):
We should be using every resource we can talking to the smartest. Oh, have you watched silo?
Oh, yeah, his name is I just finished the second season
So I was we were gonna watch it
But Sally and I watch it together so we're waiting and then we're gonna watch his name is his name is ed Kemper
ah, yeah, yeah, he was uh
He is an american serial killer convicted of murdering seven women one girl between

(57:56):
May 1972 in april's
in
1973 any murdered is a
paternal grandparents. That's why he's talking about killing people
I like uh end of the world type shows and sci-fi is my main shit. Yeah, they're my favorite
I like the guy that's playing ed. I heard it's a banger, but I haven't like that's close

(58:19):
Yeah, they did a really good job
With the casting that's the fact I we just watched. Yeah, but you know how tall he was tall six nine. Yeah
I feel like we haven't talked about like
Anything all of our shows that we like he died in a long time. We used to do that all the time. Oh, yeah, we'd like

(58:41):
Didn't bury me shows. Yeah, you have it. You should watch on amazon the expanse
What was the other six seasons? I think it's on my list. So it's on it's on amazon. It's really fucking good, dude
Yeah, I'm I've just started reading the books more
There's nine I read on that I'm on I'm not on number four
I could probably get sally to watch we watch all those it's good show dude

(59:02):
It started on sci-fi
And then it moved to amazon picked it up for the last three seasons. Cool
If you're not if they do a good job in the last three seasons because sometimes one another
Yeah, oh
The the visuals got even better and they were already really good in my opinion. I liked them a lot nice
And if you're not really into like the space thing, there's still there's still like that drama. I love the space stuff

(59:23):
Right, but there's space shit. There's space. They're political
Drama all that fucking battles. I think the CGI is fucking cool looking the characters are fucking amazing in my opinion
I'll go home and I'll talk to sell it. We'll probably start watching. Yeah, it's good. Shit, dude
It's good. Shit. You'll cry your eyes out when you realize they stopped at six even though
There's like three more to go to finish like the story
I'm sorry. Sad times

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I cry I cry every night. I just try myself to sleep. Well, you know
I'm trying to figure out what like what was the other person that let's watch a trailer and show kaleb the expanse terry
Okay, why not? Why am I getting this how to train your dragon every fucking time because he just said it
That's why shit is listening. You think you're scared about cameras. Think about your microphone
Every time I close this my browser it deletes. Think about your microphone. Hell. Yeah

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Yeah, as we the expanse trailer eight years. Oh, weren't they doing a live action of how you train your dragon?
They are that's what that ad is. Oh
Because you know, that's what we're doing nowadays. We're just redoing. Yeah, we're redoing everything and just putting a human
It's still by the way the fuck up. You shut your fucking mouth. I want to play this still
It's still animated

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But they just put a human being in it but call it live action
Or you can be disney and have a live action and it's all yeah, they're doing real life people movies now
Mm-hmm of every movie they made before in cartoon disney did disney did lion king and called it live action
Even though what I do live action it was just animated. Yeah, it's so good
Like guys, can we come up with something new? Can we original something original the expanse is original?

(01:00:52):
All right, we'll watch the first season the trailer. It's not original. It's basically a book. Fuck up
May I ask you something
Do you miss earth?
Damn these endless blue skies
Free air everywhere. Oh, I didn't open water all the way to the horizon. Do I have that guy? I've seen that. Yeah, I've seen a couple of other

(01:01:16):
Have you seen this? No, no, no, but I've seen like that actor
When you spend your whole life living under a dome even the idea of an ocean
Is almost impossible to imagine
They are an entire culture working together to turn a lifeless rock into a garden

(01:01:37):
We had a garden and we paid
We were just talking about that scene terry
Remember this chick the blonde chick at the very beginning. Yeah, our culture working together. They're having sex and zero
into a garden
We had a garden and we paved it
That's what I wanted to do. There was a read

(01:02:11):
And the plot is second to none in my opinion. Okay
We're all in this together
We are fighting for something precious here. Oh, he's good too. They built their solar system on our backs
It's built the blood of a million of our brothers, but in their eyes
We're not even human anymore

(01:02:33):
Heaven help your enemies
Heaven help us all
Earth must come first. I'm gonna go home watch this
I'm gonna make it all this way so far out into the darkness
There's a new space movie or show out
I can't wait to draw more light
Wait, who are the writers? Can you go back for a little bit?

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Look up like 2025 space movies or space shows
Can you go back to where the writers are?
Cause he can like restart him
Like he can die and come back
Get stuck, stuck, stuck, stuck
You're still down, still down, still down
I'm gonna watch The Sexy and over again. No, I don't want to watch The Sexy. No, go forward
Right, stop children of men and Ironman. Is this a good book, Terry?

(01:03:16):
I don't I I was reading
I was at like a store. Wait, did the same people who wrote the expanse wrote this? Yeah
Really? I don't know. The same people that wrote
Children of Men and Ironman is who wrote this show
Is that a movie or a book?
Children of Men
SA Corey children the children of men James SA Corey, whatever. Oh fuck

(01:03:42):
Um, it's not searching what I want
I don't know but yeah, see I'm all I've
Won the fourth book
It's good shit
It's I'll tell you the I'm reading I'm reading the book now

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And it's way different
Than it is in the show the first two seasons. I would say the first three seasons
Are kind of on you're reading the expanse. I'm reading the book. Yeah
Yeah, okay, they're called they're not called the expanse. They're called other names of it, but still
The first well, it's called the expanse and then the first two the first like three books

(01:04:27):
And the first three seasons are on par
Until you get to around like four or five and six. Okay
So I read four five. I'm on four right now. You should send me that so I can look it up books
Yeah, so the idea is it's like earth is one
like
Almost like countries, but like you have earth, which is his own thing and then mars are like two civilizations

(01:04:52):
Nice not in it
And then the belt is like the asteroid belt everyone who lives who is like born there. Okay, and then
They have like space stations in the belt like built on like rocks and shit
So that's where the space people live and then mars doesn't like earth or doesn't like mars. They both don't like the belt
Okay, that's the deal
Yeah, definitely have to check it out. Yeah, I have so much I haven't had time to watch tv

(01:05:14):
But I have so many that I need to like finish and watch and like
That's a lot. Yeah, because I was trying to figure out like it's called the
I think I was I was at a book store. So it's children of whatever the fuck children of men. That's a book not a show
It's a it's a it's a book. I thought
It says from the writers of yeah
But it also said iron man and iron man. It's an iron man's a movie

(01:05:36):
So the children of men is a pd james novel
Yeah, that's right there
The fuck the children of men is a dystopian novel by pd james published in 1992. Hey, he's pd james
He's a it's a chick
Phyllis dorthy
Dorothy
So did she like produce this show or something? No, she she wrote the book. She wrote the book that's based on

(01:05:58):
Well, but why did like from the why did it say that that show is based on the writer?
Maybe she helped wrote she helped create she helped maybe create the experience
Scroll down in my time the story is said in 2021 where the humanity faces a global
In fertility crisis for 2021
That's what the book is based on that's crazy leading to society that is crazy because we're

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Society on the brink of collapse the novel follows an oxford historian theodore
Foran, oh it's a movie. No, no, no. It was a movie
They made her book into a movie and they were saying the people who made this movie
on the expense show that's what they're saying
Clive o1. I've never heard of this before
I don't I don't think this is the book. All right podcast over. We got to watch a movie. We'll be back

(01:06:43):
Podcast so we're gonna take a break and get some uh, whatever. Yeah. Yeah
Let me get some drinks. I gotta take a shit anyways
I'm gonna go back. There's a bitch. Oh, there we go. Hey, save that save that save that. Hey
Hey, hey, hey, guess what guess what guess what?
Happy groundhogs day
Is that seriously today? It's more winter right more winter six weeks of more. Yeah, cuz you got snow

(01:07:06):
Because we know yeah the groundhog no groundhog the groundhog did come out and showed shadow
But yeah, if you shadow more if shadow more more winter no shadow early spring
So more winter more winter. I think I've read six more weeks of winter. It is. Yeah, that's why just fucking said
Wait, so since it's this is gonna sound really dumb and you guys are probably gonna laugh at me

(01:07:28):
No, that's fine. So Terry says dumb shit all the time. We're gonna. Yeah, we're in El Nino year, right?
So it's more like a wetter winter
Zach care, when does that like this winter is still an El Nino concern? Is it
I know that I know what that is and it means wet. I don't know what the fuck time if we're in it or not
I don't know when it starts. Yeah. I just remember everybody like oh, it's an El Nino year. Let's look it up. El Nino

(01:07:50):
I'm gonna play a video. Oh, of course of El Nino of El Nino
It's just gonna El Nino is a climate pattern characterized by a
Warm ring of surface waters in the eastern tropical Pacific Ocean often leading to disruptions in the weather patterns globally
Which is why you had snow
I'm already reading
A natural force of nature unlike any other natural force of nature

(01:08:12):
Is capable of unleashing it. Wouldn't you rather her read it to us? Actually, she's speaking it to us. True
We should say that.
That's been from Alaska. Actually, um
Hawaii just got hit with a big flooding
Of course that should happen. I don't know. I was on the shitter and I was scrolling on the dark web

(01:08:35):
On the dark web. Yeah, call instagram the dark web
For a weather phenomenon and actually on the dark web
You got an onion wrap?
Oh, no, we just talked about this last time
Or like two times ago
Uh, he was do we want to skip to the dark web or keep talking?
He was on he was on a episode 81

(01:08:55):
Which was a year. Yeah, like almost like a year and a half ago. Holy shit. Damn
No, I was on before that again
What one was that one you weren't on a couple times? I was I mean you haven't been that was Caleb takes the boys to therapy
Oh, so that might have been why when I video call him or audio call him. No. Oh, yeah, you did that one. I did that once

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Terry calls in
Nope right here. Caleb would like to invite you to play uh the buffalo game
I feel like that was the last one. You were in august. What's the buffalo game again? Everyone welcome to Caleb to the podcast as we discover some playing stories
We're starting with playing stories again. Oh, fucking
Uh, so if you hold your drink in your dominant hand, I remember. Yeah

(01:09:36):
And then the only way you can drink with your non you have to drink with your non dominant hand
So you would have to drink with your right hand which I'm doing right now
And then if if you don't I say buffalo and then you have to chug it
Yeah, and if you don't chug it there's a punishment. Do you always drink with your left hand now? I've always yeah, I've done it for a long time
Because of that. Yeah

(01:09:58):
Because I and the only bunch of friends that are dickheads
So like it's always like it's just always a thing
And then most of the time it's like the punishment for men would be like you get hit in the nuts
Oh
Or some sort of
Our punishment our punishment was not necessarily like physical abuse, but it was like
It'd be like so like you'd have to chug it or like you'd have to finish

(01:10:22):
Like if you didn't want to chug it then you'd have to like we'd put a set a time limit
You had to drink like two more drinks or another drink or whatever. That's a little bit
Yeah, the whole point is designed to get you to fuck up. Oh ours was rubber bands
We'd slap you with the rubber bands you go as far as you want and you just slap them
You know how I always love those with the rubber bands and the fucking what is it like a fish mask or whatever?

(01:10:44):
And they have a weasel in them
Oh, yeah, yeah, like you can't make a noise about what are those kazoo's they have a kazoo in their mouth
Kazoo built into this mask right and so like you can't make a noise and so they'll snap you or hit you
And then like you're in pain
Make a noise. Yeah, it's like
And then you get hit again if you make a noise
Do you remember doing all that kind of shit in like school? Oh, yeah

(01:11:07):
So not only did you do the rubber band thing hornets dude a metal edged ruler rubbed on your shoe and then burn your arms
I have a scar on my arm from that in junior high
You know what else people did they would knee you the fucking they would knee you in the thigh. Yep
Like like like fucking

(01:11:27):
Our childhood was like our elementary fucking abuse. All right. Our kid through 12 is like insane
But yeah, the only way you would get out of now drinking with your dump
You can drink with the dominant hand is if you said like
Uh, I don't know about that, but I had a brownie once
That's the only way you get out of it. Yeah, we never
You can then I could take it

(01:11:48):
Since you since but if like
I don't know where it is. But here it is. But the thing is so we were stripping naked
I think it was like on my arm like right here
But the thing is is that if it's too dark like I said it to you you heard it and then Mike came in and said
Solved this and said buffalo
You can back me saying I said this or I could say no you could say no
Then I have to chug it or you or if we were in cahoots against mine

(01:12:10):
Then you'd be like we'd go like you it was like I said the saying and then now you have to chug it
Hmm. That's the that's the compromise. That's the compromise
Here's the origin Terry so you understand. Oh, oh, yeah
So like these are the pants I want everybody go buy origin support america support america america america
Other 124 dollars, which one are the the cotton show the ones I want or the moab pants mother of all britches

(01:12:35):
What say that again mother of all britches britches. Yeah, like mother of all bombs. Gotcha
I don't want the tapered ones. Yeah, so anyway, this is the pant I want. I want this. I'm gonna buy a piece
Yeah, don't these look fucking hella like
Doesn't come to me. Yeah
Wait, hold on. They have to do taper. This is the color. I want sable. I want this pan right here

(01:12:56):
It's like a dark ass greenish thing. This is the pan. I want I want those boots
The ones on the right. Yeah. Oh the uh
I want the ones on the left. I want the ones on the left dude. I kind of want these boots
Yeah, that's cool. You could dress those up or dress down. Yeah, that's kind of nice
I want a pair of these pants and like origin boots and just like where that does my work

(01:13:17):
I'll have had everything. I won't yeah
Okay
Oh, it has gussets. I know you like gussets
They got crotch gussets. They got a little bit of stretch in them, but they're mostly american caught and they have
Wait, they have an elastic the taper ones. They have an elastic like waistband thingy performance waistband. They call it
Hey, you can tell I'm nerded out on this pants. Oh, yeah, give me the tapered. Give me the tapered. What the fuck?

(01:13:41):
Look at that. Let me look at that. Look at that material looks fucking sexy. You want the tapered? Yeah, the tapered ones. I like the tapered ones
I just want to why they're so baggy
Are you baggy?
These pants I have are just a little bit too tight down at the at the legs
Which which don't go over my like boots. I fucking hate it. Yeah, I'm a 34 waist and a 30 long

(01:14:07):
So as long as this like
I
34 waist I know I think I'm like I'm like
34 31 I'm 34 30 like I need like the extra inch because I'm in between. It's weird
Hey Caleb. Hey, no, no
I like to show a little you know
They gotta redact I like little how to proceed little ankle little ankle stuff going on a little ankle show, you know

(01:14:34):
All right, so I'm gonna buy a bear
I got
I got all of it brother. What are they called? I don't know you can know this but like I go back
Afterwards and like get all these yeah, I've watched you do the post-production. Yeah, but that's how I have all these clips
Yeah, I know you're Mike. Yo, Terry. Yeah, I'm just gonna go buy a pair. Fuck it right now
Right now me and you all of us. I'm buying a pair right now. I'll buy right now

(01:14:56):
Right, what do I need 30 or 32?
You don't even know your own waist you fuckface. Well these pants are 31's, but they're kind of loose
So every every different like that's the problem. That's I'm gonna like buy two pairs of return one
Yep, yeah, I'm gonna buy a 30 and a 32. I'm getting tapered. I'm getting a 34 30 right now. What am I?
What am I gonna? I'm gonna get 30. Yeah, I get 30s

(01:15:16):
really? I'm short
I buy 30 cuts off it cuts off it cuts off like right here
Oh, yeah, because you're kind of a chino. I don't I don't like when she no pant
I like having more length. No, I don't I don't I don't because I like it because I like it to cover my boot
I don't like it. Yeah. I know I want I want people to see my ankles. Yeah, that's because you're like the skater chino

(01:15:37):
Yeah, yeah
When I ride my motorcycle and I'm like it like pulls up a little bit. I'm late back Luke. You know what I'm saying
What color you can you can roll it too and that's stable. Yeah stable. Don't buy my pants you bitch
Fuck you Terry. You fucking bitch. I should have never shown him this shit
You know fucking bitch, you know that
I fucking hate you. Oh, they have shorts. I have a lot of cool pants

(01:15:58):
Cool pants. Oh
KUHL these are not short enough Terry. What? Oh cool. Yeah
Wait, what why does it show me not what's the difference between cinnamon and stable? Oh, I see it now. It's not stable. It's stable
I hate you Terry. I hate you. I hate you
He's ruining for you. He's ruining for you. I don't even want to be here anymore. Fuck that. I'm getting stable dawg.

(01:16:19):
Mike walks out. The surface
Oh, dude, I just want you to know Mike if we show up on the same day wearing the same shit
I don't even wear them. I don't even wear pants
I mean, why did I get actually I wear joggers more Terry? What what do you want? I have you saved?
I was like, why am I getting Terry here in my password manager?
But then I remember that I say you buy you buy me airplane tickets all the time
So I can do like entries of people's information

(01:16:40):
I was like I saved a bunch of your information in here just so when I like buy you airplane tickets
I can wait till they have boots. Let's see what these
Oh, just your day of birth boots. Yeah, every day boots. I want some every day open up a line of credit
I don't have I can't because I don't have a social I give it to you
We can find it. I really only have his birthday. We can get it saved

(01:17:00):
But I know it so I don't even need it saved the social dude. I give you my birthday
Or my social security. I'll tell you one thing. I have some numbers
Fuck you people that are listening. You're somebody like perked up. They're like, wait one number. Wait, you got it
I guess got it. He's got it. He's got it
Somebody in Indonesia just freaked out
Actually, there's a story so my friend my friend drew he he has a

(01:17:26):
His computer was acting weird like he couldn't run like some games and then
Fuck you. It wouldn't turn off
And I'm gonna clip this and I'm gonna send it to drew
Do you have his number? Yeah
And and so and then one day just like his whole like he turned his pc off and then wanted to turn back on

(01:17:50):
No, I'm gonna save it. You know what I do? I'm gonna save it and then in like four months when drew comes on the podcast next time
I'm just gonna randomly play it
I'm done. Let's do it. You want a podcast on saturday? I told you already Terry. I already told you I want a podcast on saturday
Is if we can all right? Oh, we can do saturday morning, but here's the thing. I would have to come here fucking early

(01:18:11):
I mean, I'll come here like early when I mean by early like maybe like seven o'clock in the morning
That's fine. My dad won't be here. 7 7 30 in the morning. Let's go for it. Is that to be a working noon? Sign me
If you want to I mean, it's kind of early
Because I'm down to get up. I mean, I get up super early is that we could bring drew on to the podcast if you see here
But we don't have a fourth mic. It's just by one right now. Yeah by one. Okay. Get this by another arm, too

(01:18:36):
Here's the thing though. How often are we gonna have four people on this thing?
Not usually
But like not usually we usually don't have four we rarely have three
Well, we're about to have four or three more now
Do these fucking six inch origin? I hate that. He's like on origin now. Just like

(01:18:58):
He didn't even know what it was this morning. We're like, hey, yeah, then he's like, you know, it's a problem
Here's the problem. Oh, no, here we go. I should have known this. He's like, I need to buy a new car
I should have known this motherfucker likes to buy shit and should not have recommended this thing because he's now
He's just gonna buy it all. I'm gonna buy these pants instead of fucking Luluz. I mean, I'm
Hey, that's you dog. Yeah, man. Shout out to

(01:19:22):
Mike
Shout out we're like the three musketeers the best friends you could possibly have I was watching uh
I was watching your swords in the middle. I was watching Steve Ballmer dancing videos this morning
And so now it's recommending me Steve Ballmer dancing. Wait, I have a question here. I have an answer
Wait, what were we talking about beforehand or a japan's no before that

(01:19:44):
playing crashes
That
We were talking about jew's pc. Okay, here we go. Oh, yeah, shut off wouldn't come back on again. Shut off when you come back in china
getting close
so
We're up in uh, he put up four plus one
He booted up and safe mode and got it to the launch and then he ran his antivirus to see what he had

(01:20:05):
He had 29 counts of trojan bit miners india
Oh
The indians got him. What is he doing? He I don't know
He doesn't know where he went to get those trojans
But he said it was downloading stuff
But he it could have been or like he said that he stopped using chrome, which is probably a good idea

(01:20:28):
Yeah, you know he's no he's using opera public service
I don't know
I don't know if opera's good. I don't think opera's good. If can I get a can I get a
If you are using chrome stop now
They sell your nana
Stop now if you have a google pixel get rid of it

(01:20:50):
Punch it in the garbage throw away your google product
Do you have a google assistant in your house? I do not
It's a bad idea. I don't don't do it. Get rid of that shit, too
He was you think chrome though. He said he was using chrome anything so you might get it from there from chrome from chrome
That's not right. No, they like sell your data. They don't like they don't yeah

(01:21:11):
It could have been somewhere he went on to chrome, but now he's opera. I don't know if opera's good though
He must have been something he downloaded. It has to be. Yeah, that's what I'm thinking
Is he downloading either went to a site or downloaded something? I think he went to a shady site
We won't even talk about what side it probably was. No, I don't even know what side it was
But then he because he was complaining about I kind of get

(01:21:33):
He's complaining about fray really that's the play. I don't know. You don't think you're gonna get you're paying though
That's it Matt. You could still be affected with my
Pay for shit, but he was but the thing was it's like he was uh
He couldn't run his games that like his monitor is a 4k monitor. He has two 4k monitors because it's a big

(01:21:54):
Using it as a botnet. So it's taking the ram and cpu and all that stuff away
Yeah, he didn't know that and he thought it was because his cpu couldn't handle or not cpu, but his gpu couldn't handle it
Yeah
And he's like my money he's like that money clip he didn't he didn't have half his computing
That's exactly what he was saying like this has been going on for a while. Oh, no

(01:22:18):
This has been going on for a while. Oh, no, they probably
Mind like at least a bit
That's what indios say that's a good idea. You need to put that on there. Do you want to know something?
I just learned about this in india
They fucking do some wild ass shit
I would assume so
Did you know that like when uh, did you know shipping?

(01:22:38):
Uh, cargo ships cargo containers big ass no big ass cruise ships and cargo ships
No
There's like there's like a crazy scam how they dispose of old cargo ships and cruise ships
The people who own them like sell them to some shady people in singapore
And then the people in singapore take them to india and like just dump them

(01:23:03):
And like india has a whole like fucking beach where they just
Disassemble big ass ships and it's fucking it's a reef built out of ships. Bro. It's terrible
Like though people in india who work there are getting like fucked up and shit and they're like dying all the time and
Because there's lead paint and all sorts of shit
And that's that's how that you can get shipping cheap and cruise ships cheap because they don't have to pay to disassemble them

(01:23:25):
Because they just give them to india and they just hack them apart and people die. Yeah
Wasn't that like
Think about that next time you build a cruise
You're never been on cruise
Huh, you're the one that goes on a cruise and a not again
Well, I'm just saying I've never been on one
I've been on one but it was only for like a day trip to like the Bahamas

(01:23:46):
I went on a royal Caribbean in the in the Bahamas and caribbean
It's it's just like I don't know I'd rather just a bunch of crazy loud families on a boat in the it's not
I mean, I don't know. It was I'd rather just go back to Switzerland
My comment was I'd rather just like fly to one of those islands who went to and to stay in the island
Go to portugal

(01:24:06):
I like the fucking Caribbean
But portugal is like
A wise Caribbean like but cheaper
Great poor quality. This is what some dude. Jeffrey K says poor fit a great fit poor quality his button fell off
And I'm sure they fucking fixed it. Yeah
Someone shows the read all the reviews and I bet you their customer services right here thousand percent good

(01:24:30):
Terry crotch wore out faster than preferred
What's he doing with his crotch?
Why are you putting that cross boy? What are you doing?
Disappointed we know why Mike's knees are rough on his pain. I gave it three full days to resolve this
These are origin pants. I wouldn't have them worn out exactly, but you know
Still what's he doing partly because I hate the materials probably like heavier weight, but yeah, it's

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Someone's disappointed. You know that's a stick Caleb
I'll show you later. No, I'll show you
I like how you like when you say shit you like you speak with it
Hey, it's harry. How are you doing over there?
You finding your pants. All right. Why are you reading reviews? I'm reading reviews. Hey, hey, hey

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Why are you reading reviews because it's fun to read? You know what I just asked harry
I just said why are you reading reviews? He goes I'm reading reviews
Yeah, motherfucker. You got to read reviews dog not quite
I love origin
And what they are doing look at grapefruit
It's almost taste out of this and a little bit. You know what you should do is put grapefruit in it like a grapefruit
You know what you should do terry, but

(01:25:32):
Suck a dick. Yeah, you said it not me. Yeah
But I'm just saying well played well played well if you want a grapefruit flavor
Why don't you get some grapefruit peels and then just you said orange peels? Yeah
Yeah, I may do that terry 100 freaking percent my dad has a bag of grapefruit in the fridge

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I didn't realize that you hit that at first. I thought you
I could do a pretty good. Do you know what tfr stands for tnr tfr tfr
What does tfr stand for? temporary flight restriction
They're crafting clutin drone
Oh, I like that we're so wetter out the top. Yeah, yeah, Terry are you proud of this one?

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I'll be quiet because in it it will pump water once you flick a switch you'll pump water
In there and it'll just shoot guzzling water out the top
We were talking about the california fires. Yeah, and then my my my theory was
Go ahead drawing

(01:26:44):
How to get water from the ocean up to the mountain and and there was talking about it. Wait, hold on
What is it? What in the green drawing is this?
I forgot to draw the water. Why are you drinking when you're gonna go play frisbee shut up because he's not gonna go play frisbee
I am
So there's there's the water and then there's the pipe that goes into the water

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You know, he he did this exact same demonstration last time after he drew this so go ahead terry
The floor is yours. So so what will happen is is that we'll we'll have a pipe that goes into the ocean
And then and then so the pipe will go
We'll drill some boreholes and shit like that and we'll put it in the mountain, right?
And then we'll put it we'll seal it off with picture. It looks very sexual it is

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And then it would just sit like flush with the ground on top and then there's a little like pump thing
okay, and then
And then once a fire starts, yeah, they just fucking turn that flip pump flip that switch flip that switch on and then
Guzzling water would just shoot out and just pour all over the and just create landslides instead of fire

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I mean, what will it what will it be terry?
Guzzling water. This is like a million dollar idea. Million dollar. This is a billion dollar. This is a billion dollar idea
Oh, I also have another idea too. Who was that with?
Oh, my thing is broken. No, it's not. Oh, it's not playing.
And then I have another idea. So you know

(01:28:14):
Why is it not working?
I have another idea
Just restarted
We have an it guy in the room
I'm not that good. So my theory. So I have another one. So, you know how on like roadways where there's a lot of water
So that you know, there's

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So, you know how those roadways right the roadways on the highway roads, you know, there's like standing water
Yeah, hey, do you know member terry's wants to be a transportation person? Yeah
F1 circuit designer. Yep. Yep. And so no terry wants to be the transportation secretary. If anybody becomes

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Hey, we should go to germany though because all this construction that they have where they're like, oh, we're gonna
You know redo this reservoir
Bullshit pass through whatever in germany. They literally build like a new over. It's a semi trailer
And you just go over and they like shit so fast. I'll get like it's so much better. 50,000 of those things. Yeah. Yeah. All right, continue
So then oh wait, we're on the wrong page or not. Yeah, I gotta go back a page. Well, yeah, so this would be like a little like

(01:29:24):
Think about like, you know, those water waterless
toilets like urinals
Yeah, it would be like that on the roadway
So like no standing water will be there. So but cars can just keep driving over it. It'll be literally a drain on the road
Yeah, so wouldn't be have like standing water all the time. But the only thing is that will either get clogged and then like
This will go into like a like a, you know, a water runoff place or whatever. Yeah, that's a that's a billion dollar idea. Yeah, yeah

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It would take a billion dollars to implement that into oh
100 freaking percent. Yeah, but you know what I would make a lot of
Money you would
Okay, what's going on over there Mikey? What's wrong? It's not working. It's like
My my my
Nothing happened. I actually do have that. I actually don't have this

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Oh, because you can see what it says in the oh, no, I don't know what it says
I really just don't know. I just memorized him over the time
But I still fuck it up though. And you know, I never I tell him when he just goes
Bing me me me. I say read the screen and find out what you're saying. I doesn't say it on the screen. Yep. It does it does
What that thing do?
Yeah, I showed it what that thing did. Terry, it's not working. Yeah, Mike
What did you show you what the thing did? What is it saying on the fucking screen error? What does the error mean?

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I don't know
Did you plug it plug it out plug it back in? Yeah, yeah
Why is it saying error on my El Gato?
I'm pissed off right now error
El Gato
Gato
Yeah, it's like not recognizing the audio stream. I really want to get one of those now
It was working like that would be sick. It was looking great

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Wait, you know what I was about to play they have bigger ones. I'm gonna start streaming now
They have bigger ones. What I was gonna play is this fuck their rules. Yeah, I saw what you're doing
I was gonna play this where my god. I'm like just bring the files back into it
Just delete it. Oh, maybe. Yeah, that's my

(01:31:21):
Here's the one for you
I am soaking wet right now
Yeah, you should just literally go through and take all the ones from Deadpool and you'd be fine
I know I was like watching a Deadpool thing and I was like wait a second. This is a great one to get so many
I'm sooo wet right now. Yeah, it's great. Yeah, just do you see the Wolverine one? I have oh, it's good

(01:31:43):
There's a lot of one liners. Dude. I watch I just watched the intro. It's pretty good. It's pretty good
No, have you seen this theory? No, have you seen this? I've seen Deadpool and Wolverine. Yeah, I've seen the movie
I haven't seen it and I this came up on my youtube
And I was like this is amazing because like it's old school in sync
Bro, and I was like I was getting after it with the in sync song. I'm gonna just play this because fuck you guys

(01:32:16):
Because I haven't seen it. Yeah, and I saw this video and I was like, oh I can watch the intro
And he's like dancing to bye bye bye and I was like this is amazing
They did a great job. They did Disney plus
No, I know someone that does
I have an access I have access to it, but it's the one with ads and I refuse to watch ads the one the one I when I watch

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We'll hit you up. We got you. I just want to hear the dancing
I got to be honest. I've always how can you hear dancing? You can see dancing. Shut up Terry. Here we go
I'm not gonna give you my weapons, but I promise not to use them
There are 206 bones in the human body 207 if I'm watching God, which if I'm looking at my wife like lively. Yeah

(01:33:09):
Here we go. I'm watching that
actually
He he does something with for like lively
Well in in this part too, you can see some things that are quoting. Well, she was like highly involved in the movie
This is a really good marvel intro. Oh, yeah, all the marvel intros. They did a really good job

(01:33:33):
Oh, yeah, did you know this is the only rated our series in marvel know that
Disney has yeah, and it's the only one we're watching. Yeah back
You know what I think it is
I just really like this song
Yeah, and haven't heard it for a long ass time and then it yet and it's flat
You know what really pissed me off. You know what this song slaps terry. It does it always did in sync

(01:33:59):
Bye bye bye slaps hard. I just wanted you to know
When when this came out I had a like a co-worker of mine that is a young boy
Okay

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Hey, if you're listening it's terry
Okay, put him on your left. Go ahead. But he's a young he's a young adult
A young man a young adult male and he goes and then he's like yo play that
Oh, I thought you're gonna give it to me
Save that

(01:34:41):
For an alcoholic you're really slow. I'm not an alcoholic
I just mean someone who likes to drink cuz like look at me. I'm drinking

(01:35:14):
But I poured half of yours into mine because I wanted it
Am I projecting
Probably
Yeah, don't worry. I'll catch back up. What did I say? What did I say when we were out there?
I said, I don't really want to drink today because I drank a lot tomorrow yesterday
And then what did you say like and I said fucking

(01:35:35):
Oh, dude go try baby. So
And they like his dancing is so fucking cool. So
Uh
I heard this laugh kind of a bitch. She's hot as hell, but she's kind of a bitch. So
Really? So the kid was like hey, uh
I hate you that's fine. He goes. Hey, can you play that?

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We're gonna get copyrighted. That's okay. We don't we actually we get copyrighted
But what happens is we just get we just can't monetize it
That's the only thing
Because we were doing what before not doing not care
um
But what he was saying was like, hey, can you play that Wolverine?
I mean uh Deadpool Wolverine song like the the theme song in there. I was like, what's the theme song?

(01:36:22):
And then he thought this was the theme song. He thought this was the theme song
And I was like, what do you mean? You mean bye bye bye by in sync and he goes
Is that the song? Oh, no
Yes, you're making me feel real. That makes you feel real.
It's 2025 so you might not know that it's it's in sync from the 2000s
That makes me feel it made me feel so fucking old. I told him that too

(01:36:43):
What music streaming service do you have if you have one? Don't use Spotify. Please don't say you spotify
I have apple music
I had apple I still have apple music. Yeah, I used title now though
Do you have to pay for it? Yeah, oh I like that email

(01:37:04):
I have one of those emails
I like to use I use a bunch of those services
I got Terry I got Terry on the good shit. Yeah. Yeah. He was on some bullshit for a while. Yeah, I had I had one
I still have some bullshit, but that's just cuz you know, I had the one that starts with an N
And then I just I just canceled it to get the one that's such the the one that was on the screen. Yeah

(01:37:28):
Hey
The original whether dancing with the puppet ship, I just want to say all the new
There's some like that's the album. Yeah, by the way, go fuck yourself

(01:37:50):
Are you young ins there's some skills on change that
There's some that was the last time there's some catchy there's some catchy new like pop songs
Yeah, but when you go back to this shit
It's still kind of slaps. Oh, yeah, it's still kind of face cap boy. You be yo, you be yeah, yeah, that song. Yeah, it's right there number three
Yes, see look

(01:38:13):
But look look if you look at it it says bye bye bye from Deadpool and Wolverine they
Fucking they like over took it. Yeah, that's so sad
That's because that's what's popular
Like this and then goes by by by yeah

(01:38:37):
Oh, oh gosh the original the original dance this one. Yeah, yeah the original dance
When I used to watch MTV all the time they did behind the scenes of how they made this. Yeah, it's pretty interesting
Yeah, that was that was the tunnel the tunnel that they're in
Actually is revolving and they're trying to dance at the same time

(01:39:04):
They'd be very annoying the dance would like
It'd be cool because they're like getting the float around and shit. Yeah
Just the beat slaps kind of like
Why is Joey wearing a red cross?

(01:39:26):
It's really funny that only two of them really sang
Which was this guy in Justin I said everybody was just uh harmonics
Right in the coattails
I mean not a bad coach out the ride. Yeah, look at that shirt

(01:39:49):
Where did they do that this thing it's in it's coming up
Yes, there it is
JT looks so different. Yeah
He's so talented though like his SNL stuff

(01:40:11):
It was right there
He was great in that social network movie. Yeah, where he played the guy who looked pretty nabster and shit like that
Yeah, that was his first like acting role
What's the other one he did time?
Was he the guy in time yeah with the Dakota fanny Amanda seeford knows it was Dakota fanny. Nope

(01:40:34):
I'm right. You're okay. Okay. I don't know. He was the boy. He was the guy in that one. Yeah, that was Amanda seeford
Okay, I'm almost certain
Dakota fanny was so young when that movie came out. She was not playing in that movie. Wait. Is it push?
Is she said no, who's the chicken push uh Jessica Biel?

(01:40:54):
Wait push in time. It's called in time in time. It's Amanda seeford
Is Amanda see for it. Ah shit. That kind of looks simply though. If you look really fast
But Amanda see for it's like 10 years old, right? Yeah, but Amanda see for it's still hot
Yeah, so it's every girl from mean girls
I knew you were gonna say that

(01:41:17):
You know, I didn't have anything and no I have everything
I give you comedy gold
I didn't have anything and now I have everything
So
All the listeners are just listening to us listen to it in single

(01:41:37):
What is he doing?
What is he doing?
It was at the very beginning but they kind of cut it out
All right, there it is
Sideways, yeah

(01:41:58):
I liked space cowboy a lot
This this album was March of 2000. Holy shit. You're even born

(01:42:18):
I'm not gonna dox myself. I shouldn't say that I shouldn't say that uh
Wait 90
I'm not doxing myself. Yeah
Fuck
You're younger than my youngest brother
Not my youngest brother my my youngest brother who's like my whole brother your third brother. Yeah, I was gonna say yeah, I'm pretty sure

(01:42:45):
You know what's weird your youngest youngest brother. I got you
My youngest brother was like
Yeah, I know how old he is because he was in I had a girlfriend in high school that she taught his swim lessons
Do you remember that?
Yeah, yeah
Because I was like, hey, I was like I was like this kid has like the same if I knew this I completely forgot this

(01:43:08):
Yeah, and then he teaches swim now
That's full circle because he's like went through all his um, yeah
No, she used to train like you go do a training for like yeah, whatever red cross. Oh, yeah, that's that's my
No way. It's crazy. Yeah
Full circle. Jesus christ

(01:43:31):
Wait, what was the other band uh backstreet boys. Thank you
New kids on the block
Yeah, but there's only like two people that's singing this fucking song like two in
I

(01:43:52):
Which was chaz
Or jc
Is just the song I want it that way
I want a three
I
Wait, what?
You gotta say that I just hearted millennium the album

(01:44:14):
This because it was the millennium when it came out
99
Oh, shit
When such a good song dude, I remember this album and I want a three way
Damn harmony
Yeah, we don't fuck around
Can I just say something the people who are creating the beats for these songs this time were so much more talented than the new people

(01:44:39):
Right there christian
london and max martin
Those are the people the composers actually you can see it right here
I love do you want to hear a beat that terry created? Oh with collaboration from me, but really terry was the last time
I tried to do the thing where uh, do you want me to play the form?
Who was that? Oh you did it on snl and he did it with a cup. Who was that? I forget who did that
I'm sorry. Oh, you're talking about um, what's your name? No, no the dude

(01:45:00):
Um
Because there's a cup song which was uh, no, it's not a cup. No, no, no, what's your name not not from pitch perfect
Yeah, but what's your name? Anna Kendrick. Yeah, she's hot. She's she's also supposed to be super fucking cool
Okay, somebody that's like from I know somebody that's from her hometown that she goes back to and like he's met her a couple times at the bar
And he's like she's exactly how you'd expect it to be she's super no bubbly

(01:45:22):
All right, terry terry made this song. You ready for it? Terry made this beat
Ready? I'm ready
Okay
I

(01:46:00):
Here is the first version that's like an intro song
I put the I put the bass intro I put the it's going to be
I put the bass drops in this is like the original
Just the beat
There's a clap, yeah

(01:46:24):
All right
That's pretty good
I like it that was Mike what really happened was Mike was fucking around with it and then he played me a little piece of it
And I was like wait you need to do it there there and there and then he's like he goes what and I just changed it around
Just a little bit and then it worked. We had a better one. No this this terry

(01:46:44):
We had this is the this is the one terry we had a good one and then he fucked it all up and then we made a better one
No, then we made a better one
I think that that bass drop is too heavy. I think it might be too heavy. It needs to be quiet
I don't know how to make it quieter
You see like a

(01:47:06):
Okay
It's kind of banging, huh? We just started making music on the side. That should be the next endeavor
We made it on this software. It's like free open source
LMS you can like make beats and shit. They can be like the new roof is your soul

(01:47:30):
All right, you want to make one terry you want to edit this one?
Let me load it real quick
I guess we're doing it live we did it live last time we did it live last time
I don't know not really the artsy kind of guy you came up with that
I'm not artsy, but I guess I could do some stuff

(01:47:52):
I guess if I could pull it out of my
Had a trip. Oh damn. All right. So this is the one I so this is the one that terry came up with and then I modified
Did you figure it out?
That needs to be quieter yep
So which one's the bass drum?

(01:48:13):
This one bass yeah
Oh, yeah, so is there like a volume like thing that you can do any closing on the left. No, but that's just
Yeah, turn it down
There you go. It turned out just a little bit. It's not not zero like go to like yeah that works
That's the master volume not oh

(01:48:34):
Well, maybe if you turn it on the master volume
I don't know how to turn on the right of the bass drum or the bass punch whatever that is
What bass warm bass warm bass scroll down see where it says vol warm bass. Oh, yeah, turn that down turn that down
Well now we're cooking with fucking gas. There you go. Now try it now try now we're cooking

(01:48:55):
There it is here we are wait wait now can you go into it you can go into it
It needs to be quiet like that. Yeah
This thing's kind of cool luck figure out this is Terry came up with this beat

(01:49:18):
This is
And this is the uh
Bass drum
That's simple
That's like that's like the um
Every 90s euro techno beat is that right there?

(01:49:46):
Oh, and then you can just click squares to make it go longer
What's the meat? Yeah
So, yeah, that's that's pretty sick
I think I think you need something because then you could you need to have like a

(01:50:08):
The mic system, but you could get those little things where you can a keyboard. Yeah
So you play the little buttons
So, uh, I can add that and stand by because I'm new to this thing
I need to add a piano. I believe it is so you can add a piano roll to that beat
So this is just the beat the beat and you can like go boop boop boop

(01:50:29):
Can you use a keyboard? Yeah, but like they have a physical no you can get like a physical t-butt then you get a
But it's just those like square, but like if you look up that s and l thing you'll see
He just does it with one of those like repeat boxes and it's like has like six keys on it
It's just like this it's like a pad like this
It's like a pad like that and then you know, it's like piano keys assigned to it. It's like not it doesn't have piano keys

(01:50:50):
It's just like you assign certain sounds and stuff to it. It can just be like
Yeah, I don't talk about I don't talk about yeah
Like and he's got a beat in the background playing and he's tapping his buttons as you go
But you can assign different things to it or tone it. Yeah, or whatever. So like you can make
piano like melodies in here too. But I just like this so good to Terry. You know what shout out to you Terry

(01:51:14):
Shout out to me
What a guy what a fucking guy
I think you just click on that click on the worm base for me the worm base. Yeah, click on it
No, no, no inside there. Yeah, what it click on it
In there
What am I doing? You see how it has volumes and then you can do like

(01:51:35):
Like volume pan pitch so go to pitch
up and up
Then you can change the pitch of this the the oh, yeah, you can pitch it up you can pitch it up or pitch it down
So like you can play it
Oh

(01:51:56):
That's like that did that go
Or you can pitch it or you can pitch it a different way did that actually save
Yeah, it's safe
Oh, I think so it did it did
Oh, okay, did yeah

(01:52:17):
You like that go the other way pitch it up
Pitch it up pitch it go the other way
No, I'm trying it's a fucking weird thing. It's hard to do. It's hard. I can't do it
Oh, there you go 10

(01:52:42):
Bitch no just double click it please. Yeah better like 15
No play
Go to like 30 pot. Yep. I was gonna go like 50 50. All right, let's see
It doesn't really change it all that much. No, it just makes it wait. Go to the go to the next part

(01:53:06):
I like it better than the stock one though. Go to the go to the effects one. It's the fourth tab in fx
Fx in this little window in that little window. I can't see you're literally right there. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. No
No, left. Yep to the right. There you go. The other right effect
Can't add to the bottom

(01:53:30):
Jesus fucking christ my screen small artificial latency. I don't know. I'm just I'm just like
Oh, you have to control it though hit the decay the gate
Uh, I don't know what these things do. I don't know
I don't know. We're learning live. Wait, hold on. Hold on. I'm out of here. I'll turn the rule between one and one

(01:53:54):
No, I didn't do anything. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Hold on. Can you cook that piano down there?
Oh
How do I make this one?
You probably have to read like add another layer. Wait, take that little box right there. The little white box by next to c5

(01:54:33):
This is picking this all up. This is fucking amazing. Gotta take that box and go all the way to the end. All right. Thank you, Terry
Now now play what you want. Oh

(01:54:58):
Turn the volume up a little bit on the bass. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah go to like 50. Yeah, I don't like that one
I don't like that one.
Whoa, no, it's because of the pitch. Yeah, change the pitch to I'm gonna take this off. No, it's the pitch
The pitch? Yeah, go to zero. I can't see. It's a fine. You're right there. Just go to zero. Just double click and go to zero

(01:55:21):
Shut up, bitch
Turn it like please do this
No
The reverb? It's the reverb something. Yeah
I want to delete this
What? How do I take this latency off? I don't know
I don't know. Just turn it off. Copy paste edit remove
Delete the whole thing. I think it's off. Yeah, it's off. It's not on.

(01:55:43):
No
Why is it not doing it?
I think you probably have to bring that back down.
Bring what back down? The box.
What?
That white box. That white box.
That white box is where you were before because it's gonna set it to the pitch. It's that pitch that's doing it. See?

(01:56:05):
That's the original. How do I delete this? Just don't worry about it. Just don't turn it on.
I have no idea. But I want to go to this. Go to the piano. Go to the piano. No, no, no. Go to the piano. Right next to FX and Tab. There's a piano symbol.
Nope, that's not the piano.
It's like a blind lady to blind.

(01:56:27):
This is cool. I mean, I could see how you can really get into this. Yeah, I was getting after it.
Wait, wait a minute. How do I save it? Oh, save right here.
Oh, no, that's not the same. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Okay. How do I change? Don't fuck this up.
No, it's just telling you which one you can have when you click a button, when you click on the piano.

(01:56:53):
But how do I save that? Save what? This beat? Just hit save. Just hit save. You don't even have to do that. It does it automatically.
But I don't want to save this file. But cancel. Make a new, like an overlay, like copy and paste.
Oh, this is it. Nope.

(01:57:15):
It sounds like a heartbeat. I just want to change it.
That's wranging my ears. How do I save this note?
Anyway, that's cool software. I had a good time with it too. Hell yeah.

(01:57:37):
Definitely something to play around with. Hell yeah.
Should I put this into our intro Terry, but like quieter? You can put it as in like over our...
That bass is too deep. I'm going to do this one.
It's no deep. It's no bass.

(01:58:05):
Then we do like Duru the storm. I like it. I like it a lot.
Alright. I really got nothing else. Okay.
Do you have Terry's shitty clips anymore? No, I stopped doing that for a while.
It's been a while since I've done that. I stopped doing them because they were all shitty and I didn't want to do them anymore.

(01:58:27):
Some were more funny. I mean, I have...
Let's get into it. Terry's shitty clips. I know.
I mean, if you really want to, we can go back into my shitty clips and see if I can find some.
I've sent you some shitty clips. Isn't it sad that he doesn't do it anymore? Yeah, that's sad. It's a sad time.
You need that segment on the podcast. I didn't actually label all these, so making a fucking intro is going to be a fucking pain in the ass.

(01:58:55):
Here, Mike. Here's this. I just randomly have this and I'm going to air drop it to you and then we can go through all my shitty clips.
Oh, whoops.
The work? Part of me wishes you just had two sips of Negroni and I had two full Negronis.
I can go make you another one. Yeah.
Did you get it? What? Let's take shot. No.

(01:59:19):
Yeah. There's a bunch of them in there.
Terry. I'm not joking. There's a bunch in there.
Damn, that dude got some chicken wing sucking power. Even my big old fat ass can't do that. Damn.
Yo, we should get some wing stuff on the way back. I had to go with it. You're hungry, aren't you?

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This dude waxes himself in the balls. I know that. I've already seen it.
He's spinning a ball with some rope on it.
At the end of the rope, there's a ball.
And it's sped up the velocity.
Where are you from? I'm from Houston.

(02:00:07):
I'm from Texas. I haven't been there. I love to disappoint you.
That's that guy. What's his name?
It's like a one word. It's something to ask, isn't it? Yeah.
Sketch. The keto learning a back flip is a surprise in us.
She's hot, but yeah, she fucks up.

(02:00:31):
You can already tell she's going to fail.
She doesn't do it. She doesn't do it. I'm not going to surprise, bitch.
I forgot she was going to do it.
Surprise, bitch.
You skipped the first video care. I'm scared.

(02:00:55):
Oh, that hurts so bad.
Motherfucker.
If you don't want to interview this, tell me, bro.
Jesus.
Pull it together.

(02:01:17):
What is he holding?
I don't know if y'all drink coffee, but I don't normally drink coffee.
And when I do, I feel great. I'm like, man, I'm so energized and I feel alert.
And I just, why don't I drink more coffee? And then my booty's like, this is why.
I went to the bathroom. I was like, you know what I mean?
You ever do like you got a sauce on your way.

(02:01:39):
I went to the bathroom and it was weird because I went to the, you ever go to a public restroom
and you're not going to start to see if someone's in there?
No, you look down and see if there's legs.
The guy in size to this open.
You know, we can just go through old ones, Terry.

(02:02:01):
That's right.
I have a bunch.
I don't know what he's expecting me to do.
Like, yeah, I have a re-upping on these.
A fridge between a fridge and a butthole.
What?
A fridge doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.

(02:02:25):
It's like, it's like a proper looking girl doing it.
She's losing it.
It's better because it's like a proper looking girl doing it.
That's so cool.
Let me tell you something. Let me tell you something.

(02:02:47):
Let me tell you something. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
No, no, no, no, no.
Have you seen the Punisher with a...
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
With John Berndtall?
Yeah.
Where he's like going, where they're in the room with killing his family

(02:03:09):
and he's like, no, no, no, no, no.
I have those clips, audio clips.
Oh, no!
There's no context.
I think the Cox got this tonight. The Cox go hard. They do go hard.
Like this team is tough.

(02:03:31):
Like in those other games, that's when she was finishing that lane.
The length of the Cox is long.
The sipping the tree.
It is a game of inches. Ask the Cox.
And they're taking those...

(02:03:52):
Diana, Diana, Diana, Diana, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Inches.
She's fucking savage.
The Cox.
Here come the wieners just shooting out and absolutely pounding to victory.
And or the lead, it's Boehner the wiener.
This wiener was straight and strong.

(02:04:15):
Oh, God.
Right.
Right, a little tiny bit.
Sorry, Terry.
You're good, Norman.
So, Nicky, tell us about your beaver.
Alright, I'm proggin.

(02:04:44):
Oh.
That would hurt so bad.
I love to like stop like he knows it's gonna happen.
Oh, the second...
It looks like he's gonna walk.
The second noise of the slap.
Oops, this is a good one, Terry.

(02:05:06):
I remember that one.
Each bowl has two packs of ramen.
Exactly two packs.
And I'm usually a one-pack girl.
A bullshit?
A bullshit.
I think I said that to you.

(02:05:33):
If you got to take a shit in a hurry, don't worry, we got you.
Doodle is here for you.
I need this.
I think I said that to you.
I think so.
If you got to take a shit in the hurry, don't worry.
We got you.
The doodle tent is here for you.
I need this.
You're back yard.

(02:05:54):
Barbecue, funerals, family and you and you just take that seat, put it together and put
that toilet thing on it and you sit down and you let that load go.
No more holding that number two.
We got a.
Tomorrow is World Naked Gardening Day.
If I need to know, is there a Naked Gardening Club in Philly?

(02:06:18):
Mike would like to join.
I'd like to see the hoes and the rakes and the trouts.
All the equipment.
No, you know.
He's trying to dig himself up.
Shut the mic.
You again.
You can't fuck this up.
This is a Kiwi.

(02:06:39):
Can't fuck this up.
This is delicious.
And if you did not just eat the hairy part of the Kiwi, holy.
You can't fuck this up.
If you're having a bad day, remember this.
Life is like a wiener.
Sometimes it gets hard for no reason, but it won't stay hard forever.

(02:07:02):
And that, ladies and gentlemen, is the message that we leave you with today.
Shout out to Terry and his shitty ass clips.
Hey, those are the shitty ass clips.
Let's get into it.
Terry's shitty clips.
I know.
I just like the.
I'm usually a one-pack girl.

(02:07:24):
Yeah.
Bullshit.
I got more if you want.
You going to Frisbee?
Yeah, I'll send you another one.
We got to edit, remember?
Yeah, you're right, but we're good.
We should be fine.
We just have to make sure we have time to edit.
I'm going to Frisbee.
I'm going to Frisbee.
It's the statue of Litterbee.
I'm a bad kiss shit, my ass.

(02:07:46):
I need some of those fart ones, Terry.
No guy farts.
No, we're not playing those.
Why is it, here's one.
Oh, he rips.
I remember that one.
It's kind of fun to spam these.

(02:08:08):
This one's a fart one too.
Just smile at me kiss.
I think we determined that was fake, Terry.
It's got to be fake.
Today's Korean phrase of the day is
방구 냄새.
방구 냄새.
The translation to that is smell like fart.

(02:08:31):
No, sorry.
Try again.
Kicked in the face.
It's nuts.
Oh, I remember that one.
Try his nuts.
That's like what you did with the back side of me earlier.

(02:08:53):
Try his nuts.
If anybody ever questions like the fact that humanity has a future,
just watch that video.
I know, though, we have a bright future.
Try his nuts.
God damn it.

(02:09:14):
I got more.
I love that beat, Terry.
I got more. You want more?
Okay.
Last one and then we're going to...
And then I'll show off my mad editing skills.
I've seen them a few times.
It is what it is.
It does go from one hand to the other,

(02:09:36):
even though I should be able to do it, but it's whatever.
We're so dumb that farts are funny.
There's a minute of farting here.
I remember this one.
That's what I would do after a fart.

(02:10:04):
Farting.
He just did it himself.
The stern look.

(02:10:25):
Terry, you have frisbee?
Yeah.
He's bleeding.

(02:10:56):
What sound does an Fart sound make?
Shout out, Gunter.
I'm a high-performance athlete.

(02:11:20):
James, it's Valkyrie.
I hope in the restaurant.
How are you feeling?
Get the wall.
What?
Oscar Piaz, re-win.

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I am stupid.

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Bye-bye.

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