They're Not Mine
Check out the animated trailer on YouTube. Mayhem, hugs, and hilarity — this is Aunty life, unfiltered. Hosted by Tanya March It’s a cool day in 2004 when Tanya’s life is catapulted into a whole new world of wonder, joy and love beyond her expectations - it’s the day she becomes Aunty Tan. As her dreams of having her own family are being challenged at every turn, Tanya is commissioned with her most eminent role yet as Aunty to her five nieces and nephews. There will be negotiation sleepovers, unorthodox dog funerals, too many trips to Kennards, a No-Parents-Holiday tradition and not to forget…The Westfield Disappearance of Baby Doll. And this all before we begin to dabble into Tanya’s own journey of looking for Mr. Right (Height) and shopping down the Fifth Avenue of Wannabe Mums. Join Tanya each week to hear about the adventures she had with these tiny humans not of her making and the privilege it is to walk alongside them in life. It seeks to share the unique moments that were often not witnessed by many (if anyone!) and the life-changing impact of these relationships. Maybe you'll laugh, maybe you'll cry….hopefully you will relate! It is capers galore with Aunty Tan, a combination of the kids and her classic catchphrase to curious strangers…’They’re not mine’. But she would come to realize she was wrong. This podcast is set to evolve into a platform to hear from others sharing hilarious and heartfelt stories about influential adults who weren't Mum or Dad or maybe they were that important person to a child. 👉 Subscribe to our YouTube channel: They're Not Mine – watch the animated trailer and catch new episodes every Thursday starting August 21st 👉 Follow us on Facebook: They're Not Mine 👉 Follow on Instagram: @theyrenotminepodcast This podcast is owned and operated by THEY'RE NOT MINE, LLC, a California limited liability company.
Episodes
The illegal wine, a heart-breaking goodbye and car dashboard note to change all things - tissues required if you are any sort of human!
It’s all fun and dancing until your Gynecologist disapproves. We have another wedding, a major operation and a sobbing party of elevenat Sydney Airport. Aunty Tan’s move overseas is here - and it’s hitting hard.
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A binge-worthy view, a lot of toilet stops and a germaphobe's worst nightmare - never has there been such a display of love!
It’s a no-parents kinda weekend away! One adult, four kids and a mob of Sydney Harbour goers - make sure you’re holding someone’s hand because Aunty Tan is kicking off a new tradition. Please note: Ester Williams pool-side impersonations will go live at 4pm!
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The orange sheds, a pint-sized Tom Holland ‘look-a-like’ and a little window shopping down the Fifth Avenue of Wannabe Mums.
The final gang member is in the house and he’s one charismatic little truck-scout. Get ready for some trips to Kennards Storage, sorry boys - it’s Aunty Tan’s turn on Trash or Treasure. Plus don’t miss Aunty Tan’s online search for sperm suitors and a TED talk you never asked for titled: 10 Things I’ve learnt ...
Snot bubbles, step count records and an industrial dining experience - BYO pillow for this lively sleepover!
There are those kids that sleep over well and those that make you work for it - this is one of those stories. Time to meet Aunty Tan’s wingman - it’s everything from car trips to dog funerals to one testing sleepover!
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False alarms, emotional bargaining and all a whole lot of curiosity - time for a bit of testosterone!
Get ready for all things new - Aunty Tan’s first nephew has arrived and his sister is setting nap records during all the excitement. Is it a growth spurt or power move? Oh, and there will be a trip to a Fine Art Gallery that will unleash the inner art critic in us all.
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Dirty floors, fancy hair cuts and a double disappearing act - it’s never boring.
Girls day out? Aunty Tan takes her niece Annie for a fancy haircut, only to discover Annie might be harboring some friends! It's a hilarious germaphobe's nightmare mixed with the pure joy of a kid who just wants to toss her curls like a Hollywood star.
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A wedding, a defiant new addition and a caffeine overdose - girls lunch anyone?
Alright, buckle up, buttercup! Our storyteller's sister got hitched, and while everyone else was focused on the "I dos," she was busy dodging online dating disasters and enforcing height restrictions on potential suitors like some kind of love-life bouncer. Fast forward, and she's now becoming a cool aunty on the block, navigating family changes and caff...
Fishnet tights, infectious laughter and a whole lot of heart - Nonie’s in the house!
Nonie laughed hard and showed me the importance of family. She was the ultimate flatmate, outshining even the guy who ate canned tomato soup straight from the saucepan and never washed his bedsheets. She partied like a biker's moll at a fantasy-themed birthday bash, proving that age is just a number when it comes to having fun!
A covert meet-up, a transfer of precious cargo and a grueling test of handling skills - it’s the first sleepover at Aunty Tan’s.
Imagine a covert operation at a gas station, but instead of a briefcase, the "precious cargo" is a baby named Annie. The mission? A weekend sleepover with Aunty Tan, who hilariously navigates baby gear, sleepless nights, and the ultimate test of agility: transferring a sleeping baby from the car to her apa...
A funeral, a sibling race and slingshot into a whole new world as Aunty Tan - Buckle up!
Just like any day - starts with a funeral and ends with a birth. Picture three grown siblings behaving like kids on Christmas morning as they rush to meet the new baby. It's a rollercoaster of life, death, and sibling shenanigans! Welcome Aunty Tan.
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Mayhem, hugs, and hilarity — this is Aunty life, unfiltered. Coming Thursday 21st August.
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