You’re Not Ascending, You’re Just Ungrounded: Rahu in Shatabishaka

In this wildly cosmic and deeply grounded episode of Third Eye Roll, Justine and Emily dive headfirst into the psychedelic storm of Rahu entering Shatabishaka—the star of 100 healers, 100 illusions, and the shadow scientist inside all of us. Cue spiritual hypochondria, Google-diagnosed awakenings, black-bug omens, and one extremely on-theme tick encounter.

With Saturn finally moving direct in Pisces and Mercury straightening itself out, the grown-ups have walked back into the room… and they’re asking whether your healing journey is medicine or madness (spoiler: sometimes both).

Expect couture lab coats, futuristic headpieces, Rahu-coded fashion, AI expansions, ascension-syndrome snark (“You’re not ascending, you're just ungrounded”), plus a detour into Woodstock 1969, the Unix epoch, MAS*H, and why the universe apparently wants us all to become low-key engineers of our own psyche.

Justine closes with the myth of Matsya and the Great Flood, revealing how Saturn in Pisces is the steady hand that pulls us through dissolution into renewal.

Stay to the end for Yatra gossip, Spain retreat teasers, and the most Rahu-coded sign-off ever.