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Speaker 1 (00:18):
If you could go back
in time or if you could time
travel, would you go to thefuture or would you go to the
past?
What time period and why?
Speaker 2 (00:31):
At the age I'm at now
.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
Oh my goodness, here
you go asking a question about
my question.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
Well, I got to know.
Speaker 1 (00:38):
Well, yeah.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
Okay, at the age I'm
at now.
Speaker 1 (00:42):
You're 10.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
I would no.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
You're at now, you're
10.
I would no.
You're age now.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
I would go back to
when my Think it through.
I already know I would go backto when my granny was alive.
You're not going and learn moreAt my mom's mall and learn more
cooking stuff.
(01:10):
I already thought that, LikeI've thought that before.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
No disrespect, but
that's not exciting.
I was thinking you were goingback like 100 years 200 years.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
No, I don't want to
go back.
Biblical times.
Speaker 1 (01:24):
Go to the future and
see the technology.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
Not really.
I don't want to go backBiblical times, go to the future
and see the technology.
Not really I don't want to goto the future and know anything.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
So you'd basically be
going like 20 years into the
past before you were born.
Maybe that's all you'd be doing10 years maybe.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
So that's what I
think's exciting.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
And then to come back
to the life that I'm at now so
you can cook more yeah, so Iknow what I'm doing besides
cooking, or what?
Maybe is that the only thing.
Some advice from them like what?
Speaker 1 (01:54):
tell me what well,
when I get married, my mom all
has some good advice.
Speaker 2 (01:59):
She always said don't
let no man tell you what to do.
You take this frying pan andyou cook him upside the head.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
Is that what she said
?
Speaker 2 (02:07):
Mm-hmm.
You know, she almost did mypawpaw one time.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
Really yeah.
Is that your mom's mom or yourdad's mom?
Speaker 2 (02:17):
My mom's mom passed
away when I was like 11.
But I don't know.
I've always thought that I wishI could go back and I thought
that was a leaf, that was athat's a called a butterfly um,
we're outside, by the way, ifyou didn't know.
So I don't know.
(02:37):
I just find that.
I find that fascinating just togo back and be with them.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
Yeah, I think
everybody would probably go back
to.
That's like my grandparentsgoing back to the grandparents
just like my granddad.
You know he was business type,stuff like that.
He had a lot of information inthat head of his and I didn't
care nothing about it.
I know Now going.
(03:06):
If I could now I would love tosit down and just sit down.
Yeah, talk to your grandparents,all that because it's like,
it's like my mom's parents were,you know, totally different
than my dad's parents, you know.
As for I don't know, I guessyou'd say socially- whatever or
like where they grew up and thattype thing.
(03:28):
So you'd be getting all kindsof different advice.
It'd be cool, yeah.
But if you take that out, I'mjust saying what's a time period
?
Do you think that would beinteresting to go to?
You don't think of anythinglike that.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
No.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
You don't want to go
back to the western days?
Speaker 2 (03:48):
No, I'd like to wear
some of those big dresses, would
you yeah?
Speaker 1 (03:52):
Work in a saloon.
I hope you wouldn't want towork in a saloon.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
I don't want to work
in a saloon, I just want to wear
the dresses.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
That's pretty bad if
you did that.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
I didn't say I wanted
to work in a saloon.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
I just said.
I hope you didn't want to.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
Well, no, I don't
want to.
So what would you do?
Speaker 1 (04:10):
I'd be the cowboy
walking in that saloon looking
for Amanda and her dress.
What kind of dress is thatcalled?
What's a bouffant?
Is that a hairdo?
Speaker 2 (04:19):
That's a hairdo, okay
.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
What's the big fluffy
dress that's got the.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
I don't know what
they're called.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
Isn't it the thing
that's under it that makes it
Uh-huh?
What's it called?
It's like a hoop, a hoop.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
It's a hoop.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
I was thinking that
had something like a bouffant
name to it.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
I don't think so.
That's what I was thinking.
Well, that shows you how I gotyou, you scoring them points.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
I'd have guns blazing
, I'd have six shooters in both
my hands and I'd kick open that.
What are those Saloon doors?
Yeah, what are they?
They're just swinging.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
Swinging doors.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
What are they good
for?
Because they don't go up andthey don't go down.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
That's the doors, you
know.
That says don't let the doorhit you on the way hit.
Hit you on the butt on the wayout, them would hit you Is that
what it says?
Speaker 1 (05:04):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
Is that not the
saying?
Speaker 1 (05:06):
What's the saying?
I know it's like don't let thedoor hit you where the good Lord
splits you.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
No, that's one Don't
let the door hit you on the way
out.
Don't let the door hit you.
I don't know Whatever thatsaying is.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
Hmm.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
You know, we had
those swinging doors in my house
when I was a kid.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
Did you?
Speaker 2 (05:26):
You don't remember
Like where.
Where the at Daddy and Brenda'shouse where the dining room
table was coming into the livingroom.
You got the kitchen, then youwent to the dining room and you
could come into the living room.
Right there they put upswinging doors I don't you'll
(05:48):
remember.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
I don't even think I
ever remember going into the
dining room because they had alittle bar thing set it right
there in the kitchen we satright there on the bar stools, a
couple of them, or at leasttalk.
It's either that or you sat inthe couch right there in the
living room.
I vaguely remember going inthere a few times, but I don't
(06:10):
know.
Speaker 2 (06:10):
And then their
swinging doors.
They put swinging doors upright there.
No, I don't remember that.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
I remember my
grandparents' house between
their, I guess kitchen areagoing into their dining room
area it had the sliding doorthat went in the wall the pocket
door.
Speaker 2 (06:27):
Is that what I love?
Those?
That was the coolest thing Ithink, I think, I think every
room needs those.
That way the door's not in yourway, that's it I know why do we
not have the?
Speaker 1 (06:37):
best of bitching ever
and it's not used enough I
think it's just uh, maybe theprocess of trying to lock it or
keep it closed might be theissue why you don't have that on
all doors maybe because youknow it just slides back and
forth, some kind of lat, I don'tknow.
But yeah, I agree with you,slide that baby open, slide it
(06:57):
closed, yep well what I got me alittle taste of fall this past
week.
Did you?
Are we done?
Talking about what?
Speaker 2 (07:07):
I said we're done
talking about that.
Speaker 1 (07:09):
Oh, I guess nobody
wants to know when I want to go
back in.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
Well, you said the
saloon where I was.
Speaker 1 (07:13):
I was just saying
that to make conversation, but
never mind.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
Where do you want to
go, doesn't matter.
Now we're going to the fall now.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
Doesn't matter.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
Go ahead.
Speaker 1 (07:26):
Talk about the fall.
I guess this will be a shortepisode because I had a lot to
talk about, but no, we'll talkabout the fall.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
Go, no Go, I'm over
it.
We're going to sit here andfight Argy.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
No, go ahead.
I'm going to get a sip of myPepsi while utah go.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
Let's listen really,
man.
That was good.
All right, where would you go,that's?
Cold pepsi, we'll.
We'll pause the fall for aminute anytime.
Speaker 1 (07:56):
I'm gonna say from
the and the only thing about it.
Now, since we know abouttechnology, I'd hate to go back
to the past, simple fact, factwe don't have air conditioning,
you don't have all the amenitiesthat we do now.
You don't have toilet paper.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
I wouldn't come out
here and podcast earlier because
it was hot.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
Anything around in
the 1860s around the Civil War.
Not that I want to participatein a war or anything like that,
but any of that time period, allthe way back to the beginning
of the US 1776, any time, thefounding fathers any of that.
I would like to be a.
(08:34):
If you went to that time period, it's almost like you're not
seen, but you can walk aroundand check things out and you're
just observing.
That's what I would want toobserve all this.
Speaker 2 (08:50):
I think you're
thinking about a show we watched
.
Speaker 1 (08:53):
I don't know where
you can go.
Speaker 2 (08:53):
Travel back in time,
oh I'm just I don't know, you
don't know I'm just saying Iwould like to observe and see
things and how you'd like to bea fly on the wall?
Speaker 1 (09:02):
Something similar to
that?
Yes.
Speaker 2 (09:04):
Okay, so where are
you going to go in the future?
Speaker 1 (09:09):
That's a tough
question.
Could you really go to thefuture?
Because you have no idea, whywould you want to go?
You might want to say, allright, I want to go 50 years
from now just to see what it'slike, but you couldn't pinpoint
a certain area.
Speaker 2 (09:30):
I don't think I would
want to go to the.
I don't want to go to thefuture.
I mean, I guess I don't want toknow what, like I don't really
want to know what's coming up,because then if you come back,
what do you got to look forwardto?
Well, I mean, you would knowwhat you're looking forward to,
but, like I, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (09:40):
I just think well,
let's not think about that,
because let's just say like ifyou came back to today, you
don't remember anything that yousaw, you don't know.
I just think, well, let's notthink about that, because let's
just say, like if you came backtoday, you don't remember
anything that you saw.
Speaker 2 (09:49):
You don't remember
anything when you come back.
Yeah, that cat's going to gethim one.
Speaker 1 (09:54):
Is it a squirrel?
Speaker 2 (09:56):
Well, I thought birds
landed oh.
Speaker 1 (10:01):
Sure enough, I got
one.
Yeah, I guess you could say sayall right, if I could go 50
years in the future, bam, in thesame spot I am right now, just
to see geographically whateverything looks like, how
technology has changed, you know, is there going to be cars
flying around?
Is it going to be nothing butdrones in the air, stuff like
(10:23):
that?
yeah, and come back and notremember I could do that yeah
I'm not saying let's go in 30years from now and I want to see
if I'm still alive, and youknow stuff like that.
Speaker 2 (10:34):
No, I'm not saying
that yeah, I still don't know if
I'd want to go to the futureyou want to check it out and
just see?
Speaker 1 (10:44):
I'm kind of thinking
that we might have like a China
flag or a Russian flag over thisarea in 30, 40 years.
Speaker 2 (10:54):
Let's not say that
the rate we're going.
Why you say that.
Speaker 1 (10:59):
Oh, let's, don't get
you started.
This government we got.
And these yahoos that arevoting in these other yahoos.
That ain't got a clue what'sgoing on.
I said we're not taking us downthis path of destruction I'm
about to mute your mic and Idon't even know what button it
is.
I'm done, you just unplug me Ijust unplugged you.
Speaker 2 (11:20):
Did you make it there
you weren week.
Speaker 1 (11:23):
I did barely.
Speaker 2 (11:25):
No help.
Speaker 1 (11:25):
Struggled Nicholas
started college.
Is this the first week?
Yep, yeah, so he had Monday,Tuesday and Wednesday he had
classes.
So I was working solo, whichI'm normally.
That's just what I do.
But since I really needed himthe last several weeks, I really
did miss him.
But since I really needed themthe last several weeks, I really
(11:45):
did miss them.
I didn't shed a tear oranything, but I just was slow
going.
Speaker 2 (11:51):
And that's all right.
Yeah, that's okay, and thenonce he started back with me
Thursday, he was like I can'twait to get him out of this trip
.
Speaker 1 (11:58):
He was like I can't
wait to get home and I'm like I
can't wait to get you home.
No, we work good togethersometimes.
Speaker 2 (12:08):
Every time you called
me, y'all was fussing.
Speaker 1 (12:10):
We always fuss.
It's funny fussing though Mm-mm.
Yeah, how was your week?
Now that we're back to onplanet Earth?
Speaker 2 (12:23):
nowadays, in the
present.
Yeah, my weight was good.
Didn't really do nothing.
Don't reckon.
Speaker 1 (12:31):
I got another
question, did we?
Speaker 2 (12:33):
But it felt like fall
all week, so let me go back to
my fall.
Speaker 1 (12:36):
Can I ask you one
more question?
Before we do that?
I did my fall.
Let me do one more question.
I can't ever do anything.
Let me find it real quick.
Speaker 2 (12:45):
What happened to my
question?
Speaker 1 (12:46):
look, he don't even
know what he wants to ask, but
he wants to ask me a question.
You've got to be kidding mehold up, wait a minute all right
, so I'm gonna have to just uhtell you this from memory.
Speaker 2 (12:59):
All right, this is
bad when me and you both think
something and then we have to goto our notes and we write it
down.
Speaker 1 (13:05):
There's a runaway
trolley going down this track.
Speaker 2 (13:10):
Is this for real?
You got me, I'm throwing ascenario You're telling me a
story.
Speaker 1 (13:14):
I'm going to ask you
what you would do in this
situation.
Speaker 2 (13:18):
I want to talk about
the fall.
Speaker 1 (13:19):
All right, you got a
runaway trolley coming down a
track.
There's five people tied to thetrack, but you can change the
direction of the track, that thetrolley's coming on to another
track before it gets to them.
But there's one person tied onthat track.
Speaker 2 (13:49):
What do you do?
I go, untie one person andchange the trolley.
Speaker 1 (13:55):
You change the track.
Speaker 2 (13:57):
I go untie and I
change the track to the one
person track.
Speaker 1 (14:00):
I don't think you
have time to do all that.
Speaker 2 (14:01):
Yes, I do If this is
a scenario.
I got time to go unt that.
Yes, I do.
Speaker 1 (14:05):
If this is a scenario
I got time to go on time, Okay.
Final answer.
Speaker 2 (14:10):
This is stupid.
I can tell I've already walkedinto something.
Speaker 1 (14:14):
No, you haven't
walked into anything.
I just it was a question.
I thought it's really crazybecause, like, are you going to
like redirect the trolley to theother track for the one person
I'm going on time Like redirect?
The trolley to the other trackfor the one person to get killed
and then the other five live.
Speaker 2 (14:28):
Why are we talking
about this?
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (14:29):
It's just I was going
through some questions.
Speaker 2 (14:31):
You and your
questions.
Where do these come from?
Google is not a good source foryou anymore, I think, jim and I
brought that one up.
Speaker 1 (14:39):
I didn't think of it
myself.
Speaker 2 (14:40):
We're going to the
fall.
Speaker 1 (14:42):
I just wanted to see
what you would do.
What would you do?
I thought you might just throwyour hands up in there and say
whatever.
Speaker 2 (14:48):
What would you do I?
Speaker 1 (14:48):
don't know.
Speaker 2 (14:50):
I really don't,
because that would be a— Just
stop asking me questions.
I don't like questions.
Speaker 1 (14:55):
All right, no more
questions.
Speaker 2 (14:56):
No more questions.
Speaker 1 (14:59):
Talk about your fall
y'all.
I know Dead air come on.
Speaker 2 (15:04):
It's felt like fall
this week, has it not?
It's felt good.
Speaker 1 (15:08):
It was 64 this
morning and a very cool breeze
off the lake when I got up.
Speaker 2 (15:13):
Well, I might have
jumped the gun too soon because
I dressed like fall to go out ofthe house.
Speaker 1 (15:19):
This morning.
Speaker 2 (15:20):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (15:21):
The high was 91 today
.
Speaker 2 (15:22):
You didn't tell me
that.
Speaker 1 (15:23):
You told me that if
you go outside it's cold, You're
going to say it's cold outthere At that time.
Speaker 2 (15:31):
So I wore what's it
called.
Speaker 1 (15:34):
A turtleneck Leggings
.
Speaker 2 (15:35):
I wore long leggings.
Speaker 1 (15:36):
And a turtleneck.
Speaker 2 (15:38):
I don't own a
turtleneck, that's you.
Speaker 1 (15:41):
I don't own a
turtleneck.
Speaker 2 (15:43):
And I burn up, and
all I done was go to my booth
and go to Walmart and I burn up.
Speaker 1 (15:49):
But Because you
didn't go till 12 o'clock.
And guess what?
I?
Speaker 2 (15:52):
wasn't home at 12
o'clock.
Speaker 1 (15:54):
Thank, I wasn't home
at 12 o'clock.
Thank you.
Speaker 2 (15:56):
I'm just saying time
changes, but I really jumped the
gun because I got a crock potfull of soup in there.
We got to eat.
Speaker 1 (16:04):
I don't know what is
happening and you have the air
off in the house.
Speaker 2 (16:08):
So I'm thinking have
you lost your-?
I didn't turn the air off.
I don't know what happened.
Speaker 1 (16:11):
The air was not
running.
Speaker 2 (16:13):
And it got hot in the
air.
It is hot in the house.
When I got home I was like whatis going on in there.
Speaker 1 (16:17):
So now, and I saw
fast and I saw a crock pot with
soup and then now you're tellingme you dress like wintertime
when you went out this morningand I'm like what is happening?
And you were normal yesterday,I think and you know what next
weekend is football Food-ball.
Speaker 2 (16:36):
Let's get ready to
rumble.
Oh, that's the wrong thing.
Speaker 1 (16:42):
That's nice, we'll
take it.
I thought you was going tochange it up.
Speaker 2 (16:45):
Though, let's get
ready and then put another word
in there, I know, but I couldn'tmake it work.
Speaker 1 (16:48):
Yeah, that's fine.
Speaker 2 (16:50):
Food-ball.
I'm so ready.
Speaker 1 (16:54):
Well, and we watched
a documentary last night on
Steve McNair.
Yeah, you said you didn't likeit.
You watched it, I didn't reallywatch it yeah.
I'm just saying, and that kindof led into getting into
Football Fever watching that.
No it was a terribledocumentary.
Speaker 2 (17:08):
Why the way it was.
Speaker 1 (17:09):
It just wasn't
produced or done right because
it was.
Speaker 2 (17:12):
It didn't To me.
It didn't feel like it reallygave any kind of information.
Speaker 1 (17:16):
It was about his
murder Supposed to be who, Steve
McNair.
Yeah, but it really didn't gointo great detail about what all
happened in the investigation.
Speaker 2 (17:28):
Well, that's what I
thought it was going to do.
Speaker 1 (17:30):
It kind of jumped
through him and what's his name?
Fisher, the head coach, theirrelationship and all this stuff
and I don't know.
It just wasn't really great.
It was less than an hour.
I felt like it needed to havetwo episodes.
I felt like when it ended thatshould have been the end of the
first episode, hey, and I stillneeded more, because it kind of
(17:52):
left you up in the air about hey, they really could have been
somebody else.
Speaker 2 (17:54):
Well, maybe they're
going to do another one.
No, they didn't, but I doubt it.
No, that's so.
Yeah, we got a crock pot fullof taco soup for the next two,
three days to eat.
Speaker 1 (18:04):
Two.
I don't know about three,three's, you know three's might
be too much.
On leftovers We've talked aboutthis, I think Not on soup, soup
, soup.
Speaker 2 (18:17):
Maybe that soup and
chili is probably all right, but
okay, so it depends on the food.
Depends on the food.
Yes, I agree, it depends on thefood.
So when I've done um, what'sthat other soup I do and y'all
don't eat it?
I hadn't done it in a longturnip green soup.
When I do turnip green soup, Ieat on it, that's three or four
days.
Oh, it's so good.
You don't know what you'remissing.
It's so good, so so good, andit smells funky.
(18:43):
And I've done some things in thehouse and you haven't even
noticed it.
Speaker 1 (18:46):
It'll taste funky.
Speaker 2 (18:47):
You haven't even
noticed it.
Speaker 1 (18:51):
Well, I did notice
that there's a cow skin rug in
the pod room.
You stole my rug.
Stole pod room.
Speaker 2 (18:56):
You stole my rug.
Speaker 1 (18:57):
Stole your rug.
Speaker 2 (18:59):
Stole, my rug, I
stole a little shit, stole my
bench.
Speaker 1 (19:02):
Yeah, that I made for
you, that you weren't utilizing
Indian giver.
Yep, I don't know if you cansay that anymore.
Speaker 2 (19:14):
Indian giver.
Speaker 1 (19:14):
I don't think that's
politically correct nowadays.
Did we claim to be politicallycorrect on giver?
I don't think that'spolitically correct nowadays.
Speaker 2 (19:17):
Did we claim to be
politically correct on this
podcast?
I'm just saying.
Speaker 1 (19:21):
You're the one that
won't.
Let me talk about governmentissues and stuff.
Speaker 2 (19:25):
Well, boot me out of
here.
Speaker 1 (19:26):
Look at that boat.
He's got three.
Speaker 2 (19:28):
I can see it.
Speaker 1 (19:28):
He's got two American
flags and I don't know what,
the one in the top is so anyway,we had a veterans parade.
Speaker 2 (19:36):
Trump 2024.
Is that what it?
Speaker 1 (19:38):
says I don't know
Made it up.
Anyway, we had a parade on thelake today.
Speaker 2 (19:41):
We didn't get to see
it, forgot it was going on, so
anyway.
Speaker 1 (19:46):
I guess we know who
you're voting for.
Is that why you did that?
Speaker 2 (19:49):
I don't know.
I just thought that's whatyou're gonna make all them
feminists mad at you now I amnot voting for her because you
can't think for yourself oh, Ithink for myself, I think, you
know, I think for myself, but Ido like a man's to, I do like a
man to be a man okay you knowwhat I mean I don't really know,
(20:14):
but I guess you're talkingabout you, don't?
Speaker 1 (20:17):
you don't want a man
to be feminine, is that what you
mean?
I?
Speaker 2 (20:19):
don't need to do all
this stuff myself, because my
man is supposed to do it for me.
Speaker 1 (20:23):
Oh, you're talking
about.
Like the women that just say,women that don't like men.
Speaker 2 (20:28):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (20:28):
Because men are too.
The masculine part of men isevil yeah.
That kind of thing, yeah yeah,is evil.
Yeah, that kind of thing, yeahyeah.
Speaker 2 (20:36):
I like my man to be
my man.
Speaker 1 (20:39):
I know I can do
things but you know what I don't
have to.
Speaker 2 (20:46):
There's a lot of men
haters out there.
I don't have a lot of women.
Yeah, because when I try to dosomething, my man will just say
I got it, let me do it.
Speaker 1 (20:53):
Look, men and women
are equal right To an extent, no
, we're equal yeah.
But we're not the same.
Speaker 2 (21:01):
I want you to do my
stuff.
Speaker 1 (21:03):
Right.
Speaker 2 (21:03):
I don't want to do
that.
Speaker 1 (21:05):
I'm a princess, you
should be.
I mean, I'm a princess, okay.
Speaker 2 (21:11):
That's not how you
were supposed to react to that.
Speaker 1 (21:13):
I just said okay, you
were telling me something and I
said okay.
Speaker 2 (21:18):
That's not the right
response.
Anyway, how did we get on this?
Speaker 1 (21:23):
I don't know, but I
wasn't finished, but you threw
me off and I don't know what Iwas saying.
Equal or not, the same, youagree, I agree, so case closed.
Speaker 2 (21:33):
So you should be
getting gas in my car every week
.
If we were together, I wouldpump the gas up you should just
get up on Saturday mornings, goget my gas and I fix your coffee
.
That's how it works.
I like that arrangement.
Let's make it happen.
Speaker 1 (21:49):
Okay, so how come you
didn't make coffee for me this
morning?
Speaker 2 (21:53):
Because, I'm off on
Saturdays, and it's a Saturday
morning, but you didn't go getme gas either, so there you go.
Speaker 1 (21:57):
It goes both ways
there you go.
Speaker 2 (22:01):
I'm off on Saturday
and Sunday mornings.
Speaker 1 (22:02):
Are you?
Yes, that's nice yes.
Speaker 2 (22:06):
A lot of people have
to work.
More power to them, I'm glad.
Speaker 1 (22:09):
Rub it in.
Rub it in their wombs.
Speaker 2 (22:10):
Well, I work five
days a week.
Saturday and Sundays are my offdays.
Anyway, you still hadn'tnoticed what I'd done in the
house.
Speaker 1 (22:22):
No, I've not been in
the house much, and when I was
we were moving furniture.
Speaker 2 (22:29):
Moving the TikTok.
I done it last week.
Speaker 1 (22:33):
Oh, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (22:35):
I done it last week.
Speaker 1 (22:37):
There's something
fall related, apparently,
because you're talking aboutcold weather, so you've flipped
a sign or something over thatused to say summer and now it
says fall.
Right, there's something likethat.
Speaker 2 (22:49):
There's pumpkins out
Pumpkins really.
Yes, in the house, yes, On themantel.
One of them.
Speaker 1 (22:56):
I never looked at the
mantel.
Speaker 2 (22:58):
That's the best part
of the house, yeah.
I know because I made it.
I love the mantel.
Speaker 1 (23:03):
Because I made it
We've been here 25 years.
Speaker 2 (23:07):
Six I never wanted a
mantel.
26.
25.
I never wanted a mantel, Idon't know why.
And then he made a floatingmantel.
It's pretty cool.
I like it floating mantle.
Speaker 1 (23:20):
It's pretty cool.
I like it.
I know.
You know I got in this, I don'tknow there for a while I was
just doing some crazy stuff.
I wouldn't say crap, but I mean, just I did that.
I'm drilling holes in concreteand brick that was rough, I mean
I'm just doing this stuff, likeyou know what am I doing, and I
hope this works out, becausethere ain't no going back after
this and it's like why do wewait till we get older to do all
this remodel stuff?
(23:41):
I don't know.
I mean like, why didn't we dothat when I was 25?
Speaker 2 (23:45):
yeah, that's what I'm
saying, but no, we didn't want
to do that well, that's likeputting the floors down it was
25.
We was running the roads.
We didn't stay home you wasrunning the roads we didn't stay
running the roads on theweekends, you did.
It wasn't nothing for us topack up and go somewhere.
Speaker 1 (24:01):
Where.
Speaker 2 (24:03):
Tunica.
Speaker 1 (24:04):
Tunica.
Speaker 2 (24:06):
The mountains that
was our places.
Speaker 1 (24:08):
We went to Tunica
like twice and one of those
trips turned into Memphis atGraceland.
Speaker 2 (24:15):
We've been more than
twice.
Speaker 1 (24:17):
Three times, and that
was 20 plus years ago.
Speaker 2 (24:23):
Yes, it was.
That's crazy, that's crazy.
Speaker 1 (24:31):
What else you got, I
don't know.
Speaker 2 (24:35):
I'm tired for some
reason, and I ain't even done
nothing today.
Speaker 1 (24:38):
I ain't neither.
Speaker 2 (24:39):
I was going to go to
the TJ Maxx.
Speaker 1 (24:43):
Because you got a
gift card.
Speaker 2 (24:45):
Because I have a gift
card.
And I got to town and I changedmy mind because I got a
headache, so I went and done mynails at my booth and forgot to
take a darn video.
Speaker 1 (24:57):
Really, how do you
forget that?
Speaker 2 (24:59):
Because that's all
you're about is social media, I
know, but somebody was in thereand I was ready to go, because I
had to go pick up my groceriesat the Walmarts.
Mm-hmm.
Speaker 1 (25:09):
And it's a sign of
getting old when you start
saying the Walmarts.
Speaker 2 (25:14):
The.
Speaker 1 (25:14):
Walmarts Put an S on
it, just like Kmart's.
Speaker 2 (25:17):
I miss Kmart.
I don't I like.
Speaker 1 (25:19):
Kmart?
Why Kmart had nothing?
Speaker 2 (25:24):
At the end it did,
but it used to be good.
Speaker 1 (25:25):
Kmart could have
closed 20 years earlier and I'd
have been fine with it.
No, no, yes, no, I don't knowif I ever made a purchase at
Kmart.
Speaker 2 (25:32):
Well, your money went
to Kmart.
Speaker 1 (25:42):
Did it.
What did you buy there?
I bought.
I bought all kinds of stuff.
I can always remember going tosporting goods and electronics
and just like and nothing.
Speaker 2 (25:45):
Why am I here?
Speaker 1 (25:46):
decorations why am I
here?
Speaker 2 (25:48):
I bought a ton of
fall decorations, actually from
kmart.
I probably still have them.
I'm pretty sure the ones someof the ones that I put out are
from Kmart, because I think theyhave the Kmart sticker on the
bottom.
How?
Speaker 1 (26:01):
does a store slash
company go from that successful
to gone?
You know.
Speaker 2 (26:10):
So are there no
Kmarts anywhere?
Speaker 1 (26:12):
I think there's two
left.
Speaker 2 (26:16):
Is that just a South
thing?
Speaker 1 (26:17):
And that's just
because I saw a YouTube video
that the guy that was going tothe last two K-Marts- Is there
K-Marts all over?
The US you're talking about.
Speaker 2 (26:28):
Yeah, I think so.
Yeah, I didn't know.
Speaker 1 (26:32):
Do you remember those
K-Mart commercials that came
out, that were I don't know whatyou would say out, that were I
don't know what you would saykind of like a almost like a
parody type thing, really funny,really on the edge of what they
were doing Like racist andMaybe, and I don't even, I don't
(26:53):
know now if they're, even, ifthey were real, I think they
were real, weren't they?
Speaker 2 (26:58):
What do you mean real
?
Speaker 1 (26:59):
Like somebody was
making fun and doing a looked
like a Kmart commercial, but itwasn't.
That's what I'm talking about.
Speaker 2 (27:07):
Oh, maybe I don't
know what you're talking about.
Okay, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (27:13):
Never mind, then Okay
.
So that was my day today and Iworked on a lawnmower for like
an hour and a half with abattery issue and all kinds of
stuff, and then and then comehome and we rearranged rooms
(27:33):
yeah, and then cut grass andthen came back.
Speaker 2 (27:37):
You started have you
ate?
Have you eaten?
Speaker 1 (27:39):
anything.
I did not eat lunch.
I ate a late.
Well, my breakfast wasbasically lunch.
Speaker 2 (27:46):
So I guess you're not
eating soup because I got your
favorite in there.
Speaker 1 (27:50):
Yeah, the pizza stuff
.
Yeah, yeah, I'm eating thatwhen we get done with this.
Speaker 2 (27:53):
You're going to dip
it in your soup.
Speaker 1 (28:01):
No, I'm going to eat
the pizza stuff and then, if I'm
still hungry, I'll eat souplater on, and then I'll eat it
tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (28:04):
It's all good, we're
good, it's fine.
There ain't no.
Later on, it is 5.30.
Speaker 1 (28:08):
5.30 on a Saturday.
That's good, as long as it'snot Sunday at 8 o'clock and
we're recording.
Speaker 2 (28:15):
Oh, that's rough,
ain't it what?
Speaker 1 (28:18):
makes you do that?
I don't know You're going towave at this boat as it comes by
real slow.
Speaker 2 (28:22):
They are close.
They're going to hit the boatdock.
Speaker 1 (28:26):
There's one, two,
three, four, five people.
Speaker 2 (28:30):
They are really close
.
Did they wave?
What did they do?
Speaker 1 (28:33):
I don't know, were
they videoing?
Speaker 2 (28:35):
I'm videoing them.
No, they're not looking.
Speaker 1 (28:37):
I'm videoing them.
Speaker 2 (28:44):
No, they're not
looking.
They're all putting their hatson and combing their hair.
Anyway, anyway.
Speaker 1 (28:49):
What else?
Speaker 2 (28:54):
What else?
Speaker 1 (28:55):
All right, you ready
for my roadside oddity?
Oh, you ready for my roadsideoddities?
I've got over here.
Speaker 2 (28:58):
There it is.
It scared me.
If yours is deletedities, I'vegot over here.
There it is Scared me.
Speaker 1 (29:01):
If yours is deleted,
I've still got mine.
Speaker 2 (29:03):
No, I'm the roadside
oddity queen, I bet I don't?
Speaker 1 (29:06):
I bet mine are gone
too, since I lost my other
question.
So, so she says all the time.
Speaker 2 (29:13):
All the time.
Every year I always buyNicholas some of these and
there's actually a factory inConnecticut like a I don't mean
a factory.
I know there's a factory, Iknow that's where they're made,
but it's a um, so like what isit called?
Like when you go look at themand and have a hard time with
(29:39):
words.
Speaker 1 (29:39):
these days, people
test, you look at them and have
a hard time with words.
These days, people Test, you,look at them, observe.
Speaker 2 (29:45):
Like they've got a
store Demo.
Anyway, it's the Pez dispenserfactory in Connecticut.
Speaker 1 (29:59):
How big a factory do
you need for PEZ?
I'm just thinking.
Speaker 2 (30:03):
Well.
Speaker 1 (30:04):
In my mind.
Speaker 2 (30:05):
I don't need
Considering there is a PEZ for
everything.
Speaker 1 (30:12):
You're talking about?
Like there's dispensers.
You're talking about thedispenser.
Speaker 2 (30:16):
Yeah, yeah, there's.
Speaker 1 (30:18):
Like the molding.
There's like all kinds thatweenser.
Yeah, yeah, there's Like themolding.
There's like all kinds that we,yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (30:22):
So this says that you
can actually do a scavenger
hunt and win free Pez dispensers.
Speaker 1 (30:29):
There yeah.
Speaker 2 (30:31):
That's cool.
So like I usually get Nicholassome kind of Pez every year for
Christmas, Stog and stuffer.
Yeah, and you can have yourpicture made and it looks like
you're the top of the Pezdispenser.
That's cool, I want abobblehead of myself.
Speaker 1 (30:57):
You do.
Yeah, I think that'd be goodWatch out.
Speaker 2 (31:03):
Geese.
Speaker 1 (31:03):
Geese just flew over.
Speaker 2 (31:05):
You scare me when you
say that.
Well, they were flying rightover.
Speaker 1 (31:07):
I didn't want you to
get plopped on.
Speaker 2 (31:11):
Don't need to be
plopped on.
So that's my oddity for thisweek.
Speaker 1 (31:18):
I want to know how
big the factory is.
Speaker 2 (31:21):
That didn't give any
kind of details.
Speaker 1 (31:22):
I'm saying a pez
factory right right surely it's
not real big, I know pez iseverywhere.
Speaker 2 (31:29):
It could be real big,
but my goodness and how hard is
it to make pez it's littlepills right, that's all it is is
a pill.
Speaker 1 (31:35):
It's candy.
It's a candy pill.
Okay, it's a pill of candy,right, I mean, you got to make
the dispensers is what you're.
Well, I bet they don't evenmake it.
All it is is a pill.
It's candy, it's a candy pill.
Speaker 2 (31:40):
Okay, it's a pill of
candy, right?
Well, I mean you got to makethe dispensers, is what you're.
Speaker 1 (31:43):
Well, I bet they
don't even make it.
Speaker 2 (31:46):
They have that
shipped in from China.
Okay.
Speaker 1 (31:48):
Don't you think?
Speaker 2 (31:51):
You're all about this
China, I don't know.
That's all I got from myroadside audience Just one
roadside audience.
Speaker 1 (32:00):
Yeah, where's that
big old ball of yarn at?
I've always heard about it.
Speaker 2 (32:05):
You have not.
You saw it while ago.
Speaker 1 (32:08):
I know, but I've
heard about it.
I don't have it in my notes.
Now it's gone, so I'm askingwhere's it at?
Speaker 2 (32:13):
You can lose all your
notes.
I lost all of it.
I don't have a clue where it'sat.
It's probably in the inGatlinburg, at the Ripley's,
believe it or not.
Speaker 1 (32:25):
So if they had it on
display, is there really a
question of whether you believeit or not, because you see it?
Speaker 2 (32:32):
Because you see it.
Speaker 1 (32:33):
Or is it like?
Speaker 2 (32:34):
Or have they made it?
Speaker 1 (32:35):
Yeah, is that not the
biggest one?
And you're like maybe there's abigger?
One somewhere Is that whatyou're, no Right.
Speaker 2 (32:44):
I don't know Ripley's
believe it or not.
Speaker 1 (32:46):
Yeah, if you see it.
So you either believe it or youdon't yeah, right and if you
see it, you believe it, so likeif they had a shrunken head and
a little case in there andthey're telling you all about it
and you're like, do you believeit?
Are we supposed to believe thatit is, or is or is that the
question that it's a fakeshrunken head?
Speaker 2 (33:03):
or that they made it
like they that's why I said fake
yeah that it's not real.
Speaker 1 (33:10):
Okay, I'm really
questioning them.
Speaker 2 (33:16):
After they've got so
much of our money.
I know You're questioning them,yeah.
Speaker 1 (33:20):
I don't know why I
went back that last time.
I don't know either I don'tknow, like I thought something
was going to change inside thebuilding.
I mean, it was the same,everything was the same, it's
all the same yeah.
And there's nothing.
I mean nothing really, BecauseI got to questioning everything.
Speaker 2 (33:36):
Jody questions
everything now.
Speaker 1 (33:42):
When they've got an
emperor's clothing or whatever
on display from Japan orwhatever.
It was like that and you'rereading all about everything, I
start thinking do I believe thisor do I not believe this?
Speaker 2 (33:58):
Well, I guess that's
why it's called believe it or
not.
Speaker 1 (34:02):
Yeah, so I got to
where I don't.
Speaker 2 (34:03):
You don't believe it
yeah or not is what I'm.
So you think they made it allup.
Speaker 1 (34:08):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (34:09):
Or what.
Speaker 1 (34:10):
I don't think they
did, but I'm starting to think.
A lot of this stuff is notlegit.
Speaker 2 (34:16):
Not legit?
Yeah Too legit, too legit.
Hi, hi, too legit.
How come you can make a lot ofstuff words that you say into
songs?
I mean, you don't make theminto songs, but they are songs.
Speaker 1 (34:33):
No, it just jogs your
memory into thinking about a
song.
Speaker 2 (34:35):
It's crazy Because I
do it all the time, all the time
.
Speaker 1 (34:40):
Because if I said I'm
going to sit here and do some
swinging, you're going to startthinking swinging Right.
Speaker 2 (34:47):
Just swinging,
swinging, and we'll be swinging.
Speaker 1 (34:51):
All right.
Who sings that?
Speaker 2 (34:56):
Little Charlotte,
she's an apple of my eye.
Sammy Kershaw no, john Goodman.
John Anderson.
Speaker 1 (35:03):
Yeah, let's leave it
to him.
Speaker 2 (35:06):
I don't need to
You're a jerk.
I didn't think you'd fall forit.
Speaker 1 (35:13):
I knew where you were
going.
You take everything back thatyou said about me.
Oh, so everything you saidabout me is bad, so you're
taking it all back?
Speaker 2 (35:19):
No, I was being nice
a while ago and said I wanted
you, but now you wanted me?
Speaker 1 (35:23):
Yeah, in the saloon.
Speaker 2 (35:25):
Yeah, no, no, I
wanted you for my man, but
you're my rock.
Speaker 1 (35:39):
Let's get ready to
rumble I didn't want to be a
woman.
Speaker 2 (35:45):
This is going not
right.
Speaker 1 (35:47):
What do I?
Want to say You're going backto the masculine, feminine thing
.
Speaker 2 (35:53):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (35:53):
Yeah, I get it.
Speaker 2 (35:56):
Do you?
Speaker 1 (35:57):
Yep.
Speaker 2 (35:59):
I don't know if you
do or not.
All we got coming up this weekDon't have anything.
Speaker 1 (36:06):
Me neither, had a big
week at work.
Speaker 2 (36:08):
I think I'll just
stay home and do nothing.
Speaker 1 (36:09):
Don't have nothing
coming up this week.
It's going to be hot.
Did you know?
It's going to be like 101 inthe heating index of like 105,
possibly.
Speaker 2 (36:18):
That's why I said I
jumped the gun.
Why not?
Because it's going back up tothe dang Cat's going to get your
bread.
Speaker 1 (36:24):
It did feel like fall
.
Speaker 2 (36:25):
It's going back up to
the dang hundreds.
Speaker 1 (36:27):
I know it's felt like
fall every morning.
All week yeah which is nice,the morning isn't.
Hey, that's great.
If you can get some coolweather, that's fine, whether
it's the evening time, morning,whatever.
Speaker 2 (36:36):
Especially with your
job.
You like that stuff.
Speaker 1 (36:38):
Yeah, but.
Speaker 2 (36:40):
I've been having to
have my.
Speaker 1 (36:41):
Everybody's got to
remember it's still August.
I know August is a hot month.
I know it is.
Don't make you think it's theend of September and fall's
around the corner, because it'snot.
Speaker 2 (36:52):
I have to turn my
heat on at work.
Speaker 1 (36:54):
And it's not fake
fall.
Speaker 2 (36:56):
Fake fall.
Speaker 1 (36:56):
We're not there yet,
but it does seem like fall gets
pushed back further and further.
Fall starts about Christmastime.
It seems like now.
Speaker 2 (37:05):
Yeah well, my fall
started this week because the
pumpkin spice drinks come out.
Speaker 1 (37:13):
Where at?
Speaker 2 (37:14):
Well, that one place
we don't have and I'm not close
enough to Dunkin' to go get one,but we're getting a Starbucks
right.
Yeah, are we?
Speaker 1 (37:25):
Well, it's sitting
there.
I don't know if anything'sbeing done.
They built a building monthsago.
Speaker 2 (37:30):
Months ago.
Right, yep, I hardly ever go toJasper, so I probably still
won't visit it.
Speaker 1 (37:36):
They won't get my
business.
I don't care nothing about it.
Speaker 2 (37:39):
I like the seasonal
stuff.
Speaker 1 (37:41):
I'm sure that there's
seasonal stuff and there's iced
stuff.
Speaker 2 (37:44):
I love the iced stuff
.
I'm sure all that's good.
Speaker 1 (37:45):
But I don't really
care.
Speaker 2 (37:46):
Coffee yeah, you've
always said that If I get a
drink or something like ice,something, and you get a coffee,
you always said it's not good.
Just a plain coffee and youtalk about hot coffee.
Speaker 1 (38:00):
It's hot.
Speaker 2 (38:02):
Coffee's supposed to
be hot.
Yeah, I know, but that's hot.
Well, hot coffee's supposed tobe hot.
Speaker 1 (38:05):
No wonder they give
you that little sleeve around it
because if you didn't, there'sno way you could carry it.
Yeah, so that stuff coming outthis week Well, is that a little
early?
Are they coming out earlierwith that every year?
Speaker 2 (38:21):
I feel like it's
early.
Speaker 1 (38:22):
Is it like?
But?
Speaker 2 (38:23):
when football starts.
To me that's fall, but I knowit's not.
And your high school footballstarted this week, right?
So I?
Speaker 1 (38:34):
don't know, I don't
know, time's flying.
Speaker 2 (38:41):
I just know it's
about to be fall in our house.
Speaker 1 (38:42):
It don't feel like it
.
Slowly bringing it back, itmight look like it, but it sure
don't feel like it.
Speaker 2 (38:47):
I don't know what
happened today.
I don't know how I let it getso hot.
Speaker 1 (38:50):
I know.
I hope it's cooled down when wewalk in there.
Speaker 2 (38:52):
Me too.
Speaker 1 (38:54):
Poor Winston's in
there just panting away like let
me outside in that 90 degreeweather so I can cool off
because it's so hot in the house.
Speaker 2 (39:04):
I don't know what
happened.
Anyway, you about ready to wrapher.
Speaker 1 (39:11):
Yeah, I got to go.
What you got to do, I got toanyway you about ready to wrap
her?
Speaker 2 (39:17):
yeah, I gotta go.
What you gotta do?
I gotta save these birds fromgetting killed by this cat,
because this cat is about tojump and I gotta feed the
livestock of course you do thecatfish they eat better than us
yeah, if you want to see somecatfish videos, go to uh the
lake life with J-Dub.
With J-J yeah.
Speaker 1 (39:34):
Lake Life with J-Dub.
I think that's on thedescription.
I think that link's on there.
Yeah, on YouTube.
I don't even know if I've put avideo up there this year.
I've made a bunch so far in thelast several weeks.
Speaker 2 (39:47):
And you haven't put
one up.
No, I haven't posted any?
Speaker 1 (39:49):
Do you haven't put
one up?
No, I haven't posted any.
Do you call it posting when youput it on YouTube?
I don't think so.
Speaker 2 (39:54):
Well, what else do
you call it?
I don't know, I don't know.
Well, did it give up or it'swaiting?
Speaker 1 (40:02):
No, that's the cat's
strategy.
That's what they do.
They sit and wait and thelittle tip of their tail curls
back and forth, and then they'lltake a few steps forward and
then they'll crouch down.
Speaker 2 (40:13):
Well, that one's on
its belly, so it's chilling.
Speaker 1 (40:16):
That's what they do.
Speaker 2 (40:18):
It's chilling.
I don't like cats.
Speaker 1 (40:22):
I don't either.
We've talked about that wemight as well talk about it
every episode.
Speaker 2 (40:27):
I know, I think
people that holler at an Xbox
game is absolutely ridiculoustoo Is that going on?
Yeah, you don't hear it.
Speaker 1 (40:40):
All right, got to go.
Thanks for listening EveryMonday.
Everywhere you get your podcast.
That could be where Spotify,Apple Music oh, yes, is it?
Speaker 2 (40:54):
Wherever you get
podcasts.
I don't know Wherever you get apodcast iHeart, we're on iHeart
.
Speaker 1 (41:01):
Did y'all know that?
Speaker 2 (41:02):
Hey, guess what.
Speaker 1 (41:05):
Amazon Music.
Speaker 2 (41:06):
Guess what Did you
know that.
Speaker 1 (41:10):
How about you ever
heard of Overcast?
That's a podcast place.
How about you ever heard ofOvercast?
That's a podcast place.
How about Good Pods?
We're on that.
How about Pocket Casts?
We're on that also, and aboutfour or five other ones.
So check it out.
Speaker 2 (41:26):
See you later.
Speaker 1 (41:27):
You gone.
Speaker 2 (41:28):
I'm out.
Speaker 1 (41:29):
All right, bye.