THIS WILL END IN DARKNESS!

THIS WILL END IN DARKNESS!

Rafael "Ralph" Martinez traverse the unknown, the weird and most of all the mundane to find truth.

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July 26, 2025 50 mins

Team USA is down bad, time for a rebuild.

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Can Maga call itself a christian movement while their actions project the opposite? Ralph ponders this and ask the most important question, "what is the white man's plight?".


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November 18, 2024 44 mins

Trump's in, Ralph has a plan and a job offer.

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November 5, 2024 55 mins

On the off chance it's all over, lets talk about America just one more time before world war III.

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October 25, 2024 59 mins

We continue our look back at the first two comedy albums that Ralph ever made. This time it's the 7 year later sophomore effort "Hangovers and Headaches". Ralph talks about the background and goal of this album, if there will be a third & why He is ultimately proud of these albums.

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October 25, 2024 31 mins

We go back in time to when Ralph was just a kid trying to find his voice in high school. We revisit his comedy album: These are Ralph's Songs. Ralph gives a brief introduction giving the background of the album and what made him share it today, Be on the look out for side B coming soon for his second album.

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A temporal paradox is why people hate Megalopolis and Joker 2. The reason they vote certain candidates and why they can't maintain relationship.

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An apology, some analysis & Ralph is still an asshole.

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Death, furries, and retirement money.

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Divorces and cringe trad culture.

1971 special report.

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Ralph imagines a life that could have been.

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Ralph is here to help Elon heal.

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Pigs are attacking humans, a conspiracy is abound to commit witchcraft and someone is selling paintings only rich people care about.

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RALPH WANTS TO FREE ALL THE WILLIES!

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Ralph demands to be paid while talking about forced diversity and politicians getting frisky.

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September 15, 2023 63 mins

Ralph talks about the old American promise of "Life, liberty and pursuit of happiness" and the future of the 15-minute city.

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Rambles in a hotel in the northern bones about people pretending to be other people.

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For our 80th episode, we go down the Manson rabbit hole. 00:00: cold open 2:37: The murders 14:13: Manson Origins. 29:23: Manson in san fran 56:00: a Brief Break 58:28: MKmanson 01:10:00: Hollywood Manson 1:30:40: final thoughts

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A woman hires an assassin for her baby, a bowl cut lady doesn't wanna have kids cause of climate change and the serial killer of Gilgo is caught. Ralph needs enemies.

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It's all Barney's fault, Scott Baio is not happy and Ralph has specific wishes for his wedding & funeral.

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