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Hey, what's going on, ladies andgentlemen?
We have another episode of Monday Night Wrestling Podcast
coming back to you and what we got coming up, we have CM Punk.
Yeah, CM Punk blast us with his presence today.
Also, Gunther comes out, they have a couple of words.
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We get another episode of Rusev versus Sheamus.
Check out and see who won that match.
Later on, we also got Millie Vanilli, I'm sorry, New Day
versus the Creed Brothers and LWO and a triple threat tag
team. Mac God, let me tell you, we had
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a lot of surprises this night. Becky Lynch comes out and she's
doing a lot of promoting for, you know, what's going on at
Summer Slam, right? Yeah.
Because that led into a nice little tag team match with
Bailey and Valkyrie versus Raquel and Roxanne Perez.
And let me we'll tell you how that match went as well.
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Sami Zayn was in action. I mean, he had the ribs all
bandaged up and everything against the one everyone been
waiting to see carrying cross. So we'll see who won that one.
EO Skye also in action. Hi EO.
Yeah, EO. She went up against one-on-one
with Stephanie Valcat. And we can't forget about the
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main topic. The thing everybody been asking
for Roman, everybody saying Roman Reigns showed up, ladies
and gentlemen, at Monday Night Raw and had a couple of words.
We're going to get all into thatand more right here on Monday
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Night Wrestling Podcast. Oh, and don't forget about the
news we got coming up with the the hot tags with Kane and
whatever backstage of gossip that I got coming up.
So y'all stay tuned and we got more right here.
Oh, if a pounding drone shouted out the wings of life.
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Under the life the warriors thrive.
Feel the roar here, the crowds, the man.
It's Monday night. Let's take a stand.
Barney's clash. The tension grows in the squared
circle. Anything goes.
So slams the suplexes. Rain, blood and sweat.
A glorious pain. Heroes rise till it falls.
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In this battle, we'll give it all.
The bell tolls the fire going out, you rapist this Monday
night. Hey, you got to love it, the
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reader, We live. Hit them horns.
This make me want to jump off something.
You got to jump off a table livefor the moment.
Damn it. What the hell are we doing here?
Ladies and gentlemen, this is episode 27 of Monday Night
Wrestling Podcast. I'm your host, Mack, and over
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there is Kang Kangaroo. Don't do it.
Do it. Don't you do it?
Do it. Good God, he's broken in half
broken. In half.
By God, that's what we're missing.
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We're missing by God, that son of a bitch.
Yeah, someone that have a? Bitch.
Jr. used to genuinely be like, upset at whatever is going on.
God damn you stone. He's got a family.
God damn you, it's real. Interesting USOB.
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How does Stephanie even look at you at night?
You piece of goddamnit thing, Yeah.
Oh man, shut out the Goldberg. Shut out the Goldberg man Who's
next so which we got a little bit of Goldberg in the backstage
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news coming up later on in our news segment but As for now hey
hey we'll never get to listen tothis part you see some of y'all
don't this is like when you. This is like when you let Cain's
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music play and it start getting into a little other parts of the
song like wait. It's an actual song.
Zerner out, Zerner out. Like, hey, when this breakdown
come in, the fuck? But yeah, I definitely agree
with that, man. Oh, so we can go ahead and just
jump right on into this, 'cause we're live in Houston, TX,
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Houston, TX town. What we say about Houston, we
liked you. Yeah, we like Houston.
We like. They're cool, they're cool.
They are pretty pretty. Is that with them big old women
there? No big women with them big old
draws, no. That's Antonio.
My bad, Houston. That's San Antonio with the big
old women. See here, he didn't fuck y'all.
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He didn't got y'all women confused, don't you?
Don't you do that. So yeah.
So we're what, unteened days until SummerSlam?
What is it, 12 days, something like that?
Until SummerSlam? In New Jersey commentary, we got
Corey Graves and Michael Cole and we're also being promoted of
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Roman Reigns return. OK, He's gonna speak.
He's back. He's here to talk some shit.
He's going to talk, you guys. He's going to talk, that's what
he's going to do. So CM Punk comes off, he starts
off the show, you know he speakson last week gauntlet match.
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He swear that he will give it all he got and will not quit.
Then Gonfa comes out and the crowd scream.
See him Punk and start screaming.
You tapped out as Gonfa tried totalk, but when he finally had
the chance to talk, he did. He told CM Punk that he will
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mule him and he said that he will choke him out and drop him
like a wet towel. And at the end he will regret
stepping into a professional ring against Gunther and will be
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looking at the lights knowing that he isn't the best in the
world and have all those degenerates chained for him for
the rest of your life. Let me tell you something, when
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Gotha talks like this, I believehim.
It sends shivers through my bodysometimes.
He wasn't even, he wasn't even being like sassy.
So like trying to, you know, give him backhanded compliments.
He was just like, I'm going to destroy you.
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His outfit was no nonsense. Black shirts, slacks, loafers,
gold. Yep.
I'm not here for y'all. I'm here to let my opponent know
that he's going to have a bad night.
He's going to have a very bad night.
The man might choke him out because Punk said I'm going to
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give it my all. I'm not going to quit.
He ain't got to quit. He's just gonna get choked out,
buddy. He said he won't quit and that's
what I think he had the I think you had the nailing on the head
with that one. Yeah.
Yeah, so I do believe he's gonnapull a Stone Cold versus Bret
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Hart thing. He's probably, it'd probably be
the same thing. He'd probably be bloodied and
running down his face and he'd just get choked out.
So that long as you know. Quit.
He left it all in the ring. Every single bit of it.
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And none of that matters. That's what he that's what
Gunther gonna say. None of that matters.
The ring General. Oh man, I'm a Gunther fan,
y'all. I'm sorry.
I love it. I get.
Excited when he comes out. Yeah, hold on now man, don't get
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too excited, but I need Imperiumto get back together.
Oh, you just said not to get excited.
Ludwig Kaiser. Oh, Ludwig, where have you been?
I wonder where he's been. We're having we'll we'll get
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into that a little bit later. So yeah, so then after all this
is said, I'm looking forward to this match.
I'm wondering what they're goingto do because they are full of
surprises. WWE, there it is.
They are trying to trick us sometimes and I like that.
I like that. I like that oh shit which I did
have a oh shit which I do have aOh my G moment of the night.
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Oh, you do I. Do it was the biggest fucking
trick of the night and and we'regoing to get into that cause and
as I start this, yeah, it might be the same damn thing, who
knows? So we get Rusev versus Sheamus
one-on-one, another power match.This was at one point Sheamus
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fell off the top rope. He.
Didn't fall. He slipped.
He he lost balance. He slipped.
He lost balance. Yeah.
He landed on his feet. He landed on his feet.
He fell and landed on his feet. And he corrected himself.
He went back up there and then he gave a flying clothesline to
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the outsider ring, which it. Look, I was worried for Sheamus
just the way how tall he is and how he lands it.
I'd be like dude. We're not used to seeing him in
the air period. Not jumping unless he's doing
the bro bro kick is the only time we see his.
Feet off the floor. I've seen the white noise off of
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the second rope before. Allegedly.
I'll have to do some research. Could be one on the third.
He probably had one. Man was looking at Drew McIntyre
or something. I thought I'd seen him before.
I don't know. So yeah, he corrected himself
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and all that with the with the flying clothesline and all that,
followed by fadeaway slam onto the announce table by Rusev and
Sheamus. Got the 10 beats off on the
Rusev as Sheamus set up for the bro kick and was put in a, you
know, a pickup powerbomb by Rusev.
Did you see that part when he went for that bro kick and he
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just popped up powerbombed his ass?
Yeah, he Seamus put that leg on that shoulder.
Yeah, and when he dip, he dip, we dip and put him that that and
that was that was nice, but he only got a 2 count for that.
Sheamus then found himself on the top ropes again after he did
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that little flip around to get on and then the crowd was like
still good. Wow he had to make up for that
for falling off the damn ropes. That what it was.
I know that's what it was. So he went on the top ropes
again and jumped into a damn super kick. 2 count and there
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was a place on to the the acolytes and Sheamus fought his
way through the ropes to to break the whole move that the
acolytes and Sheamus and Rusev was in the corner.
And we're doing the whole turnbuckle thing again.
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And it's nothing like a good oldexposed turnbuckle trick, you
know, Let's see if we can get another one done this week.
Rousseff said. But Sheamus got the best of this
one this time, slamming Rousseffhead into the exposed turnbuckle
and ending it with a bro kick for the three.
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Count how you like this match. To me, this was the the most the
the the least of the entertaining matches tonight.
To me it was OK, it wasn't bad. OK for the show.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. For the show.
I thought you was going to. I thought you were sitting there
like between bouts, you know, including these two like this
was the least entertaining. The match was very slow, as it
should. The two gigantic people, I
thought. Seamus slipping off the top rope
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and immediately he made hand gestures like wait wait, wait,
wait, wait, wait, wait, I can doit and he jumped back up there.
Rusev is like, OK, I guess I'm still woozy.
I started laughing and after, I don't know if you remember, but
after Sheamus did the clothesline off the top.
Yeah, he started wiping his. Forward.
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Yeah, he was like woo. You know it was a.
Triple H like I'm still in pull it right?
I'm sorry, Paul should have saidthat.
You rarely get to see that type of personality in ring with
Sheamus. Yeah, and from that point on I
found the match entertaining. Definitely wasn't the best match
but I enjoyed it. Yeah, so I guess we're going to
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get another one by them. I honestly thought Rousseff
would have won that and just gotit over with.
So with this one more to break this one-on-one, I'm pretty sure
that that just might be a SummerSlam match.
It's a. Series.
Yeah. So who you think should get
this, if this is the the final one, who you think should get
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this Rousseff, you got this Rousseff guy who came back to
the WWE. His your plan is to make him
that guy again or at least attempt to be that guy again
versus Sheamus who had injuries and went out and came back, got
back into shape, I mean. My, my, my, heart says
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shameless. But the right move would be
Rusev. Yeah.
But Rusev, he going to need likea little bit more personality or
something or be more destructivebecause.
He need that woman. We still got Bronson.
We got Bronson Reed over there, man, like you ain't.
I don't see you as bad as him make me believe or brown
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Breakers or brown breaker. I ain't even bothered to compare
them to. Yeah, but I can see it happening
if he he, he needs that that girl back, man.
Yeah. Well, somebody to take that spot
because she was it that remindedme of the whole Rocky versus the
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the Russian guy. Mm hmm.
And and the woman used to talk to him all the time.
Was that Sharon Stone or what? What was her damn name?
Oh shit, I do not know. Yeah, but she used to talk for
him all the time. That's what he needs.
That's what he needs. Something like that.
So anyway, bring back Rusev Day.Shit.
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But yeah, I think Rusev should win this.
I I'm interested in seeing what Rusev come back could be.
Is it something that they're going to correct or is it
something that you just use it as a body 'cause I don't, I
don't want to see him go down. But and Sheamus, yeah, I like
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Sheamus. But yeah, he, like I said, he
should take the Bob Holly role and just be the entry guy that
you, you going to be the next superstar.
You're going to have to get through him regardless.
Yeah, that's not a bad position to be in.
You're still a threat. Yeah, You know, just you're just
not getting no titles. You know, yeah, at all.
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Maybe tag team? Maybe, maybe if we don't know
what the fuck we're doing, we'lljust put you with somebody and
hope for the best. And we might come up with a
hardcore belt or some shit, which I wish they would come up
with hardcore title belt, but hey, hey, there's neither here
nor there. So we also got, like I said
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earlier, Milli Vanilli. I mean, New Day.
That's not funny. Oh, that's we should be
thanking. God.
For Milli Vanilli, Oh my God. And for God's sakes with Kofi,
would you please grow out your mustache?
Please, I'm begging you. I think it might be like full of
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Gray and he don't want to dye itor something.
Oh, don't worry about it. It could be.
Say a little crazy though, like,yeah, you got to do something.
Damn, I don't like it. You look.
You look older than what you are.
Yeah, maybe if they all like, they should make their hair Gray
like a hairstyle. Xavier needs to do it too.
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Maybe it can finally never mind,maybe they all right.
So New Day versus Creed Brothersversus LWL, which to me came out
of left field. I was not expecting LWL to be in
this match, but anyway, in a triple threat tag team match,
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which means you're going to havethree people in the ring and
they can tag in at any time and tag out.
And this is for the number one contender for the tag team
titles at SummerSlam. So when I first seen this I said
YLWO. Though we don't have another
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team. Just don't tell nobody.
Pretend that you've seen them all week, every week.
Just pretend you've seen them. They're not new.
Yeah. We're struggling.
Yeah. I see they got the the War
Raiders gone this week. They really, yeah, they ain't
want to have that. They probably say let's see how
the show go if we don't bring inthe War Raiders.
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Let's just see. Xavier Xavier killed their
career got calling them fat and they not impressed.
Them, they just not interesting.They're a good team.
It's just, it's their personality, just it's.
Not the 80s. It's not easy, yeah.
There's no caveman running around or Vikings and whatever.
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You know what make them bikers? Of course.
Let them put. Them throw Otis, whatever.
I think we mentioned this. Before Yeah, Otis.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. They go do it, watch they like
we're paying these fuckers and they not doing nothing.
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Let's put these these bowling pins together.
And that's where we're good at. If you ain't doing nothing with
the people you bring on us, sit on the death row.
You don't want people dancing inyour video, dancing all on your
records. Always got a yeah Yeah.
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Listen there about. Eating and yeah, come on, this
is Mac Network. Whatever they be doing.
Oh man. So yeah, we get LWO in this damn
match. This match was becoming
interesting. I mean, it was action nonstop.
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I was really surprised. We had a point where Dragon
League came and they helped the LWO, but Grande Americano showed
up and stopped that. But what is it?
Is it Jaquan Jaquin? What is his name?
It's Joaquin. Joaquin.
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Joaquin. Joaquin.
Oh, shit. Well, thank you.
Thank you for doing your homework, Joaquin.
Man, it caught my attention 'cause I never heard that name
before. And I'm looking at it the way it
was spelled, I'm like shit, whatQueen from the LWO did a roll up
pin for the three count and now new number one contenders is the
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LWO America Americano? America Americano is basically
sitting out there and the Creed Brothers are like, who are you?
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What are you doing? You're not the real Grande, even
though I was trying to help, right?
Who is it there? Who could it be?
Then what the fuck are you talking?
He was trying to help. He's still getting fussed there.
So yeah, man, that led to LWO getting the number one
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contendership here. I think that is in check for a
Oh my Gee, moment of the night. What?
I'm going to throw that in there.
LWO winning this match. OK.
All right. It's 'cause that shocked me.
I'm not, I don't know about you,but I was like, oh shit.
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And that was the first time I said that.
And that was the only time I said that.
Tonight I said I was and and. And did you notice the win
itself is crazy? He pinned a former world.
Champion. Yeah, he did.
Hey, but watch out for Joaquin. You better watch out why Queen
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y'all? I don't know how I'm going to
spell that name from now, but somebody just just write.
It and the way you say it. Well, it's going to start with
AWI know that for sure. See, that's what mine start
with. Be WAAH.
What? QUEN, as long as you know what
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it means, walk, Queen, that's what it is.
So yeah, everybody. 'S saying.
Everybody's saying. QQQ Walking.
Oh shit, ah, don't you dare you son of a bitch.
So ladies and gentlemen, we do have none other than some hot
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tags with cane coming up. So what's going on, man?
Give us some of the news. Give us some of the spirit.
El Grande America America and Dragon lead prior to that tag
match we just discussed they they had a little disagreement
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backstage. Dragon Lee accused El Grande of
being disrespectful. I don't know how existing is
being disrespectful, but apparently so then they started
fighting. They started fighting, they
started fighting in Spanish. It was no subtitles y'all.
We got a six foot 3 Luka Kais. I mean, 6 foot 3 El Grande, 57
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Dragon Lee, we got new beef on the grill.
I smell a five star match from those two, but zero steaks are
on the line because disrespectful or whatever.
Speaking of disrespect, Bailey and Lyra, how petty do you have
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to be to get your ass whooped bya frenemy and then say, hey, I
got us in A tag match. This is Patty unpredictable and
I'm locked in for it. You know the old saying you keep
your your friends close and yourenemies confused?
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That's sad. The new day, that's how I
remembered it. The new day have officially
accrued. Grayson Waller.
We got to collab finally. Been talking about it for, you
know, I guess for a few weeks, maybe a month.
Finally happened. Could have been more dramatic
about it, but it's a backstage situation.
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Then we paying the Dom getting harassed about getting cleared
for his match against AJ. Was Dom really texting Roxanne
and Rachel because they need to talk to him about getting some
help for later on that night? Who knows?
Is he ducking AJ? And who mops the floor with an
empty bucket? That's crazy.
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Ladies and gentlemen, I'm going to end this hot tag with Naomi,
that beautiful black queen in that crazy ass laugh.
I cannot get enough of it. I'm going to make it my my alarm
when I wake up. I want to hear that crazy shit
so I can attack the day. Oh.
Hot tag out. Out.
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Yeah, Ladies and gentlemen, thatwas some hot tags.
Fire some hot tags. Egg with cane now.
Now let's move on to what's beengoing on backstage.
Back's back at the back of the stage.
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I'm talking about a little bit alittle bit further past what was
going on with the high tag. We got to look way deep in the
back with Triple H Be sitting ingorilla position y'all.
You getting the dirt from under the rug the dirt way from.
Under the rug, y'all. So did y'all know the Zillah far
too is now in the TNA? Yes, that is the late great
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Umaga's son. Yeah, his dad had around 5:00
kids and he's, he's not even 25 yet and he's the most dangerous
Samoan in their bloodline they're talking about.
So yeah, he showed up at TNA so anniversary and you know, they
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got something going on with, youknow, WWE and stuff.
So I can see him join in the WWEsooner than later.
I think they just want to test him out a little bit here.
And you know what else we get? So people are saying best wishes
to WWE Hall of Fame Hulk Hogan 'cause his last known appearance
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was back in May. Yes, when people wanted us to
think that he was sicker or something bad was going on, when
he was basically going in for some surgery, that's all he was
doing, which we do know the importancy of surgery and how
things can turn out bad with those things.
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Every surgery is a risk. But people made it seem like he
was on his deathbed. So I think, yeah, he is, but I
don't think he knows that. But that is what's been going
on. Jesse Ventura basically been cut
off from Saturday night main events because when Drew
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McIntyre and was it Seth freaking Rollins, I believe, had
that match going on. It was a cage match and that
was. A judge?
Yeah. Yeah, and, and he was like, what
type of bullshit is that? This is bullshit.
He did not like the ending of it.
He dragged that match live on national TV.
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And you know what? I haven't heard Jesse Ventura
since. And so WWE is like, hey, man,
hey, man, you talking about me in front of our face, in our
ears? We're thinking we did a success
and you over there tomorrow. This is bullshit.
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Damn, how do you end a match like that?
He could just walk off the door.That's it and it's over.
Oh whip Dee Doo. Sorry fans.
Oh, I know. Triple God, he slammed his
headset. Oh my God, triple HI know.
He was like, Oh yeah, Yep, yeah,that's ridiculous.
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Though, 'cause they got this show coming on called The Real.
And you want to, you know, pretty much expose everything.
Yeah. Why?
That's Jesse. Just doing the same shit.
Yep. And, and that's what people
don't want. People don't want that anymore.
They don't want you to think that.
They want you to go accordingly.If we're going for some hot
shit, you need to make it hot. That's your job.
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Make this hot. So I thought he was, you know,
but come to find out, after thatpoint, no one really talked
about it again. Like it wasn't nothing I'm.
Like, man, I can still remember when he and this is the first
time he's bringing it up since then, right?
You know so. I'm yeah, so it really won't
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that big even on his part what he said it didn't shake up
anything. It just fucked him up, You.
Know I mean. Hell, he was the former
governor, right? Or mayor, some shit, whatever he
was, whatever the fuck he was at, it was like, it was like it
was a governor. Yeah, right.
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Whatever. I don't know.
So Goldberg, as you know, he hadhis retirement match.
And basically, Goldberg said that he thought, you know, they
could have done better, but how he retired.
You know, out of all. Places on Saturday night main
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events, you know, and he also talked about how you know he got
commercial breaks during his match.
And. How they cut his speech off.
You know, but. Yeah, he, he said he didn't want
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to. He didn't have any regrets, Sir.
Well, he did say he ever regret,but he said he didn't want to
talk bad. He loved everything about Danny.
Proceeded to talk bad about it. I was about to say, Sir, you,
you can't say both. Things.
I really want to sound ungrateful.
But this was bullshit commercials during my match.
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Who the fuck you you? Went 1415 minutes out there I
which was impressive. Like I said, the match.
Was better than what I expected.And besides that.
Jackhammer he did. It really looked like.
He could have fucked something on his collarbone.
Yeah, it looked like he could. Have fucked something up even
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then so and it was crazy becauseI've.
Seen it. I'm like.
Yeah. Yeah, the jackhammer could have.
Been worse. Yeah, it could, but you don't.
Want it to be? Bad period, but since it's
Goldberg, you got to give him some damn Gray area.
Yeah, 'cause at this point he's.Not even slamming them on their
back anymore. He's just fucking brain Buster
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in the ass and shit. Like fuck, he doing shit that
Dean Malenko used to do to Rey Mysterio back in the day.
Can't be busting. Brains, man, You know Dean
dropping you knocking for real, that's what.
It seemed like to be doing not on purpose, just on lack of
strength. The lack of strength.
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I'm a I'm a say it like this. So Goldberg.
You got the right to feel. The way you feel, but you agreed
to it all. Right.
Yo, thoughts on how the commercials going to be?
They made that all about you. That Saturday night main event
was all about you especially. And you better be glad that
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Roman Reigns did not show up. You better be glad Seth Rollins
did get injured. Brutal because.
I really think Triple H was going to give you a big fuck you
out of the door by letting RomanReigns steal the fucking show.
'Cause that match wasn't. Going to top that, Sir.
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So you know. You know how many people who
can't come back to a match for retirement?
You know, but I'm not going to sit here and go on this goddamn
rant with you. But yeah, man, you need to hear
it. You need you son of a bitch.
Yeah, you know better. You think you're going to come
out here thinking that this is the?
Correct way to act, Yeah, that'snot.
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It you asked for a retirement match, you got it.
In your hometown. Not your hometown, but the town
you first won your that damn world title we got John.
Boy going through his his celebration of retirement as we
speak and you trying to make this big fuss about this.
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Come on now. We got bigger shit to worry
about. It's just.
Crazy, man. So yeah, ladies and gentlemen,
that's all the backstage news I got for y'all.
Crazy it is, man. It's just get weird out there,
man. Ah, boy.
Oh boy. So yeah, man.
So we come back to Monday Night Raw, Becky Lynch, the Women
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Intercontinental Championship comes out promoting Happy
Gilmore 2, which is her movie streaming live on Netflix
starting, I believe Jane July 25th.
But she brags about doing what she said she was going to do,
which is defeat the people she defeated.
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And she calls out Lyra of Valkyria, and she said that she
made Lyra a star, it made her a better person, a better
wrestler. And now the free ride is over.
After Summer Slam, she's done with her.
Lyra accepts that. And I guess, Lyra said.
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But we can't have no DQ. And we can't.
Have no count outs but we must have a winner.
I love those. Words.
Yeah, I. Mean she wants to just get this
shit over with and she accepts and she told her to shake her
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hand and she gave her the manhandle slang.
Manhandle, Manhandle. See.
That's the handle of. All man.
That's what that's. What Jim Ross will do The
manhandle. By God you.
Deserved. It you can't call Becky a son of
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a bitch. Damn man.
Man. Handles that son of a bitch,
Jezebel. Oh geez, what that Jezebel?
Needs, she's saying my BBQ. Is nasty fucker.
Fucker. Fucker, I hear you getting.
Dragged away, falling all the way to hell.
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Get your hands off me you go to hell, you damn Jezebel.
Damn you, damn you damn you to hell.
Back in the Edge library was. Going to ask for I quit match
Oh. Lord, I was waiting for her to
say, and she. Was like no DQ no such as.
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Such. Oh, she gonna say it.
She gonna say it. It must be a winner.
I'm like, all right it. Must the first ever?
It must be a winner match the fuck Print it.
It must be a winner. Match the first ever.
So ladies and gentlemen, it's already official, the first
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ever. It's got to be a winner match.
Lyra Valkyrie versus the IC champion, Women's IC champion.
That is Becky of All Lynches. So who you got winning?
This somebody must win match andthis somebody.
Must win match. Becky Lynch will prevail.
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OK. OK.
I'm going to go with. Lyra, I'm going to go with Lyra.
I'm going to go to Lyra on this one.
Yeah, yeah, 'cause if this was aregular match, I'll go with
Becky. But since this is a somebody
must win match and she made it up.
She made it up. That is a good point.
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She made it up. So it's her playground.
Hey, somebody in the woods, Somebody must win matches.
She she knows what's going on. Becky don't know what she's
getting into. That's how I feel.
That's how I feel about it. So y'all just correct me if
you're wrong. Y'all let us know too.
Let us know in the comments who you think's going to win this
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first ever. Somebody's got to win match we
want to hear. From.
Everybody, everybody's saying somebody must win match.
So. After she was manhandled, Becky
Lynch's move, she took her move.From there we get Bailey who
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comes out to start this tag teammatch, which is Bailey and
Valkyrie, which we heard about on hot tags versus Raquel and
Roxanne Perez with Dom. So dirty Dom came out with them
again playing manager and this is for the tag team titles.
Are you still? Outside, yeah.
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Yeah, still outside. She's on the floor.
She's getting. She was still.
Laying on the floor. She's getting a taste.
Of what this somebody must win matches about.
She ain't playing no games with her, you hear me?
So it's a preview. So I, I, I got to say this.
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I like barely with the purple hair.
I liked it, I don't know why. It it fit her, it it fat her
very good. I'm like, look at, look.
At look at look at you she's. Trying to distract you from.
When she started getting on the mic and not making sense.
At least I'm cute. Right.
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Yeah. So this wasn't a bad match at
all. And Raquel showed some power.
She showed power. All through this match, Roxanne
was Roxanne and you know, Baileywas was was being extra and we
had a few near falls and some good tag team moves were in
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play. Then Dom gets involved with
Raquel and and went to go kick Lyra, but Dom, you know, Dom
basically got in the way and gothit in the damn face.
And then? AJ style comes out, he's
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distracting the ref trying to get the Dom, and then Becky
Lynch appeared again, 'cause shejust woke up from this God damn
preview of Somebody's Got to Winmatch.
And after that, it's like everything was going on.
So I knew that Lyra would have to pay back for that manhandle
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she gave Becky at the, you know,earlier.
So she. Ran her face into the steps and
somehow that led to Raquel to dothe Tahana bomb on Bailey for
the pen to retain the women's title.
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Boy, did that show Raquel's power in this match.
I said it earlier, I'm saying itagain and it they're doing a
great job making her look dominant.
Yeah, I'm so proud of her. Yeah, I'm so proud of her little
goofy stuff. She came a long way.
She definitely did. So to me, this match, this was a
(42:12):
good match. I liked it.
How you feel about this Dirty dirty.
Dumb dirty dirty dumb. How they just they just started
singing for no reason. This match was very.
Like I say, I heard it. Was it was some unpredictable
(42:33):
booking? I, I was entertained very much.
So I liked it. I liked it a lot.
Yeah, and so this was great. Which leads us to Sami Zayn
versus carrying cross. This match was only focusing on
Sheamus ribs. Just want to give you all that
warning already. As for him.
(42:55):
And Scarlett was beating on his ribs all goddamn.
You know Scarlett got a couple of hits in this supposed to be
cross pointing out that Sammy isn't who he think he is.
No hero is just human and he's going to prove just that.
So Sammy did a sunset flip bomb from the top ropes for the 2
(43:20):
count which this shit looks likeit would be hurting his ribs
more it. Should breathing?
Should hurt, yeah, and. Scarlett gave Cross the steel
pipe while the referee was checking on Sammy.
Then Scarlett held defeat of Sammy as he was going for the
haluva kick as the ref got distracted.
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He then hit Sammy with the pipe and got the win.
And I was like, hey, Sammy's human after all.
Look what we got, you know. We we got the first ever
somebody must win match and thenwe got the first ever He's a
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human match like those those. Straps are not what DDP?
He's using the other straps, Yeah.
Then the. Other ones, The generic ones.
Shout out to Michael. Cole.
Shout out to Michael Cole. Sammy jumped out of the ring and
did a salute to Sabu again, Michael Cole said.
(44:26):
He said Sami Zayn paying tributeto Sami Zayn.
My girl said. What are you saying?
I caught on in that too, but as I was reading.
As I was. Reading the the closed caption,
I thought I got it the way they had it written down.
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So it was like Sami Zayn paying homage.
Sami Zayn like that's how it went.
But the way they the way they wrote it out is like he just
started a new sentence be like he's paying homage.
Sami Zayn's about to go back to the rate.
Like it, it almost sounded like that's what he was trying to do.
But yeah, it did sound that way.And it could have been that way,
(45:12):
but I don't know why they wouldn't mention Sandman unless
he really fucked up. Yeah, 'cause I.
Don't know if that was a fuck. Up or if he was really like, I
mean, I don't want to mention Sandman right now, and Sabu.
I. Mean sabu sabu.
What the fuck am I Sandman somewhere?
Drunk, just catching strays. Oh.
(45:36):
Sandman, I'm putting Sandman in the grave already.
We do get we do get some EO Sky high EO EO son, we.
Get EO sky. Versus Stephanie Vaquera, and I
tell you, I couldn't wait to seethis match.
I couldn't wait when when she agreed backstage for this fight,
(46:01):
I said 00 and we got this one-on-one.
And I want to say this, I can watch EO Sky do suicide dives
any fucking time. You know why, Master?
Man, you know. Why 'cause it?
Looks fun when she do it, like like how Rey Mysterio used to do
(46:24):
it back when Rey Mysterio used to do shit.
It just looked like he was just having fun.
Like catch me. Yeah.
You know, like just out there. On the playground, just jump in,
you know? Your dad ain't gonna drop you.
I mean, that's how it looked when she was diving through the
ropes and falling. And I said look at EO having
fun. Like you just see her smiling
(46:45):
and shit. So now after seeing her do all
that stuff, now Vaqueira did some outside dives too.
She put EO in this cold breaker in a very unique way.
It it, it was nice. I love the way she did it.
It looked like it heard it. Did.
Yeah, it did it. Heard it, did it?
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Heard the damn thing. It definitely did, but only for
two counts though. Like you know, none of them got
No 3 counts from these big moves.
EO Sky got a moonsault from off of the top of the apron onto Vac
Care on the outside of the ring.And at some point these two
seems evenly match. As Michael Cole mentioned, you
(47:29):
know, we got the dragon screw from the corner on EO and double
knees in the corner by Vaqir andyou know, then the bullet train
attack, which is basically the same damn thing.
And from EO Sky, the fans were screaming how awesome this was,
which this was an awesome match.And I'm like, man, who's gonna
(47:53):
win this? Who's gonna?
Win this. So after the Moon Soul attempt
by EO Scott which stopped by Vacair, it put her in a reverse
suplex from the top rope as the both was laid out.
And then we got Piper and and the other girl what is her name?
(48:15):
Naveen I think it is. Oh oh.
Don't get me the lion. I didn't know that's Piper out
there. Piper and Naveen.
I'm just going to say Chelsea's little stooges.
They come out to distract Vaquerand then Chelsea comes in from
behind and clotheslines Vaquer on the ground and then they
(48:38):
start beating up on her. Then EO Skye woke up and EO Skye
start getting a little busy in there and shit and Chelsea was
about to do something to Vaquer and then that's when Tester
starts not and Rear Ripley came out and the crowd went bonkers.
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You hear me? Lost my mind.
I called it watching it. I'm like, this is what you want.
Then the music play. I'm like, yeah, you see?
You see, I was excited because Ididn't call it.
I wasn't trying to call it. I was enjoying this fucking
match. And I'm like, man.
(49:21):
I'm want to see those 2GO at it.I won an official match and when
real Ripley music, Real Rippery music hit Real Rippery.
As EO Skye called. It real rippery music hit what
you just said. When real.
(49:42):
Rippery music hit. I said damn, it shocked me.
It was almost like Stone Cold came up nomination alert.
I said nomination. Alert.
I said, oh, Yep, nomination alert right there.
I said, man, let's see what happens here, man.
(50:04):
And you know they. Just basically.
Got their thing going on. We get a super kick by what you
call them. What is the name IEO?
And then that led to a riptide. And that was.
Placed on Chelsea and that was it.
(50:24):
End of the segment. Bye bye, commercial, commercial
time. We did our job here.
That was a good let me tell you,this was a good fucking show.
This was a good show. It was.
There was no boring. Matches.
(50:45):
Yeah, it it almost. They did have some time.
I think it was it was compacted into one like the Becky Lynch
leading into the tag team match.And then they get Sami Zayn.
Oh, damn. They.
Say it was late as night again. Yes, it's late.
As night. And it definitely could have
(51:05):
been or definitely was even. Yeah, let me tell you.
That now? So yeah, man, that that was some
a good segment right there. I really loved that, which led
us to what they've been promoting all night, Roman
Reigns. You know, I know.
(51:25):
I know how y'all feel about him,the old.
TC. Oh, the TC.
One, he's tribal chief 1 now. No, they just.
Switched up the label on me. The fuck?
So it's going to. Be a Part 2 and three.
I don't like that OTC 1 was. OTC at like already trademark so
it was like it won't OT you got to.
(51:46):
Put a No, I, I, I don't know. I think it's because he I know
they got a belt that they released too, like the tribal
chief, he got his face on it. Yeah, so that she looks whatever
I don't. Know maybe they're going to make
another Tribal chief at some point or something.
I don't know. I don't fucking know.
Fuck it. So we get Paul Heyman comes out
(52:10):
when we're expecting Roman. They're like Roman Reigns up
next. Then Paul Heyman comes out with
Braun, Braun as Braun Breaker and Bronson Reed, big Bronson
Reed. That is Pauls big old Bronson.
So they get into the ring and Paul said before he comes out,
(52:30):
he has a lot to get off his chest.
And then he. Comes out.
I thought that was hilarious right there.
I did. I never did come out.
'Cause he was like before. He come out, I got a lot to get
off my chest, Doom, doom. And then he just fucking comes
(52:51):
out. I was like fuck what you got to
get off, you got that chest. And I never seen anyone take 5
minutes to get down that short ass entrance on RAW, but Roman
did it. Man, he truly.
Is the OTC? He took 5 minutes to get down
(53:13):
that bitch. He was on stall for a little
bit. Oh.
He was walking. Slow and looking at everybody
one of a AAA. Just take it all.
In you know, like I did coming back from SummerSlam from my
injury with my quad I had on 2. Jackets and made one and two
(53:34):
events it was. The best, they said, change
history. At that moment.
You go up there and change history.
Roman, shut up, Paul. So Paul was saying that they can
fix all of this. He said.
You know him and Roman together,he said.
(53:58):
Look, he said these two come with me too, talking about Bron
Bron, Bronson Reed and Bron Breaker.
So he. Didn't like it.
I'm just wondering. Where does that put Seth
Rollins? Like what are what are we?
Talking about. You know, run that past.
(54:20):
Seth first. Yeah, but you did this.
I'm I'm. Just wondering though, was that
part of the setup? I don't know, but Paul says that
they work Better Together and called him his tribal chief.
And Roman. Reigns had Houston to
acknowledge him. He told Brown Breaker that Haman
(54:42):
is going to do to you what he did to him.
Try to take all the credit for your success.
He said he did. Help get us the title.
But it was the Usos and Solo andeven Sami Sane helped keep the
(55:03):
title. And he said.
That the bloodline was God's work.
Not Paul, not yours. Yeah, not yours.
After warnings of telling Braun Breaker to back up and Braun got
tired of Roman calling Haman alltypes of dumbasses and all that
(55:23):
shit, they want four or five. Dumbasses.
Yeah, and. Bron was like, all right, now
that's enough. You know is the fuck.
That Bron got to the mic and started talking, saying Roman
Reigns is old news and he is thenew news.
OK, the new news. He's the big.
(55:46):
Dog. He's the top dog now.
And because he. Has value.
Heyman won't turn on him and Roman Reigns is useless and
worthless. You hit 2.
Prime five years. Five years ago and he was like
God damn that damn long shit, get off of them.
(56:10):
Get off of them Breaker and. Then told him to do what he does
best and just leave. You know and and.
After all that Roman said he didn't hear a word he just said
and if he need to say it over, he can use his mic, toss the mic
in the air and then Superman punch Braun and then he beat
(56:34):
Bronson into the corner and which led Breaker to Spearing
Roman Reigns. And then Jay USO came out and
the crowd went crazy again, which could be another Oh my Gee
moment of the night. We got Roman Reigns and Braun
Breaker. Well, Roman Reigns speared Braun
(56:58):
Breaker and Jay USO speared Bronson Reed, and Roman Reigns
and Jay USO standing in the ringlooking like a proud bloodline.
And that was the. End of the show.
(57:20):
I mean well. Now.
Eh. That was it.
So the main event tonight was basically EO sky versus vac air,
which I'm not mad at that I'm. Not mad at, no.
I'm not mad at that is. No clear winner of the match
(57:42):
they robbed the robbed that classic of a match they did not
having a winner, they better make some beautiful.
Bid they better it was. Some beautiful chain wrestling
in the beginning of that that that God damn it.
What is her name? EO Sky A.
OEO. They had some beautiful chain
(58:04):
wrestling going. They was rolling around and
blocking each other legs from doing pen attempts.
And I'm like, look at this. Yeah, this is this is beautiful.
I look like, I feel like I'm watching like one of those old
Japan matches where everybody's sitting down quiet and then he
just watching the athletes go atit.
It was. Beautiful.
(58:26):
And so, but we ended with the segment of Roman Reigns and this
which led to Jay USO making the big return.
Well, not return, but the big pop up 'cause he was going all
night. Yeah, he was going all night
and, and USO came out. I I would have did it backwards.
I would have had USO come out and then Paul Heyman and them
(58:48):
kind of come out and interrupt him and kind of start bullying
him. And then Roman comes out, you
know, and talk on the mic and stuff like that.
Like 'cause Roman got a big pop out there too, again in Houston,
TX. This show is just beautiful.
I I believe they're going to lead into A tag team match as if
(59:10):
you can't see it coming. Bronson and Brown Breaker versus
Jay USO and the one and only Roman Reigns.
It's so obvious. You you have to make that match,
yeah. Rakishi thinks that Roman Reigns
should stand alone. That's God Mode which?
(59:35):
At some point I. Do agree, I don't want to see
Roman Reigns in A tag match at SummerSlam.
I mean, I I guess it's. Good to have him there at least,
but no, I don't want to see him.I would have made of something
between him and Bronson Reed. That's what I probably would.
(59:57):
Have, did or either have. Or which could have been the
original idea SummerSlam, Seth Rollins, Bronson Reed and Braun
Breaker versus Roman Reigns and The Usos.
That's that's what. That's what, you know, I've I've
hoped would have been that call,or at least Sami Zayn or
(01:00:20):
somebody. Or it could have been CM.
Punk. I don't know.
Yeah. Roman in A tag.
Match yeah, he's there, right? Yeah, that's that's.
Something we can say, Lucy's there, we got him there.
He's going to be at some. He's trying to keep him healthy.
Probably. Is that going to be?
A main event though. I hope.
(01:00:43):
Not, but it probably will be as Roman Reigns and Jay USO.
You think they're going to get a?
Main event, you know, you got CMPunk versus Gunther with the
title, you got John and they hadthat the first.
Match. You know how they get down.
Sometimes. Damn, that'll.
Be bad, that'll be bad. You know they do that shit.
(01:01:04):
Sometimes they should have Romanas.
The first match and send them off all.
Right, you want to attack. Me man, get the fuck out of here
now. Unless you're starting a
storyline with them. I'm sorry, I don't know.
Ah, so you know what? It's time for my favorite part
(01:01:25):
of the show, y'all? And I don't think a lot of
people know what that is. What is it?
Do do you? Know what it is?
Oh listen, believe I. Know oh I.
Shows. Do I think everyone?
Ladies and. Gentlemen, welcome to the Oh my
(01:01:52):
Moments of the Night. This is Mag Network.
Oh yeah, Ladies and gentlemen, it is time for the one and only.
Oh my Gee, moment of the night. And you know what I want?
(01:02:15):
To go away for the Oh my Gee moment of the night, ladies and
gentlemen, my Oh my Gee moment of the night I'm.
Going to have. To give it to him, LWO, ladies
and gentlemen, I'm gonna have togive it to all LWO for winning
that tag team match. That definitely was a shocker
(01:02:37):
for me, Very surprising. It caught.
Me off of guard I I was like wait what?
I just knew they wasn't going towin and they came up with the
winner and their number one contenders and they're going to
fucking summer slam. So yeah.
So y'all give it up for my winner of Oh my G moment of the
(01:03:00):
night. Congrats.
LWO what about you? Man, what you got?
Ria Bloody Ripley. Man.
It was. You knew she was coming out, but
I literally got excited. I streamed her parts of the song
that I knew. So exciting, so much energy.
(01:03:23):
Like you said, it was almost like hearing the glass breaking,
the crowd going crazy. Ria Ripley, Where's my Oh my Gee
of the night? Y'all tell us what y'all Oh my
Gee moment of the night was. Ladies and gentlemen, until next
time. We will see y'all next week.
(01:03:44):
I'm your host, Mack. That is the one and only Kang.
And ladies and gentlemen, that'sanother episode of Monday Night
Wrestling Down, so make sure y'all go ahead and check us out
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I'm sorry, Houston. For mistaking y'all for the big
old women in San Antonio, My apologies.
What the What the big? Old draws what the big old draw
the. Bloomingdale.
All right y'all, we'll catch. Y'all later man.
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We have another episode of Monday Night Wrestling Podcast
coming back to you and what we got coming up, we have CM Punk.
Yeah, CM Punk blast us with his presence today.
Also, Gunther comes out, they have a couple of words.
(00:22):
We get another episode of Rusev versus Sheamus.
Check out and see who won that match.
Later on, we also got Millie Vanilli, I'm sorry, New Day
versus the Creed Brothers and LWO and a triple threat tag
team. Mac God, let me tell you, we had
(00:45):
a lot of surprises this night. Becky Lynch comes out and she's
doing a lot of promoting for, you know, what's going on at
Summer Slam, right? Yeah.
Because that led into a nice little tag team match with
Bailey and Valkyrie versus Raquel and Roxanne Perez.
And let me we'll tell you how that match went as well.
(01:07):
Sami Zayn was in action. I mean, he had the ribs all
bandaged up and everything against the one everyone been
waiting to see carrying cross. So we'll see who won that one.
EO Skye also in action. Hi EO.
Yeah, EO. She went up against one-on-one
with Stephanie Valcat. And we can't forget about the
(01:31):
main topic. The thing everybody been asking
for Roman, everybody saying Roman Reigns showed up, ladies
and gentlemen, at Monday Night Raw and had a couple of words.
We're going to get all into thatand more right here on Monday
(01:51):
Night Wrestling Podcast. Oh, and don't forget about the
news we got coming up with the the hot tags with Kane and
whatever backstage of gossip that I got coming up.
So y'all stay tuned and we got more right here.
Oh, if a pounding drone shouted out the wings of life.
(02:13):
Under the life the warriors thrive.
Feel the roar here, the crowds, the man.
It's Monday night. Let's take a stand.
Barney's clash. The tension grows in the squared
circle. Anything goes.
So slams the suplexes. Rain, blood and sweat.
A glorious pain. Heroes rise till it falls.
(02:35):
In this battle, we'll give it all.
The bell tolls the fire going out, you rapist this Monday
night. Hey, you got to love it, the
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reader, We live. Hit them horns.
This make me want to jump off something.
You got to jump off a table livefor the moment.
Damn it. What the hell are we doing here?
Ladies and gentlemen, this is episode 27 of Monday Night
Wrestling Podcast. I'm your host, Mack, and over
(03:21):
there is Kang Kangaroo. Don't do it.
Do it. Don't you do it?
Do it. Good God, he's broken in half
broken. In half.
By God, that's what we're missing.
(03:45):
We're missing by God, that son of a bitch.
Yeah, someone that have a? Bitch.
Jr. used to genuinely be like, upset at whatever is going on.
God damn you stone. He's got a family.
God damn you, it's real. Interesting USOB.
(04:05):
How does Stephanie even look at you at night?
You piece of goddamnit thing, Yeah.
Oh man, shut out the Goldberg. Shut out the Goldberg man Who's
next so which we got a little bit of Goldberg in the backstage
(04:29):
news coming up later on in our news segment but As for now hey
hey we'll never get to listen tothis part you see some of y'all
don't this is like when you. This is like when you let Cain's
(04:50):
music play and it start getting into a little other parts of the
song like wait. It's an actual song.
Zerner out, Zerner out. Like, hey, when this breakdown
come in, the fuck? But yeah, I definitely agree
with that, man. Oh, so we can go ahead and just
jump right on into this, 'cause we're live in Houston, TX,
(05:17):
Houston, TX town. What we say about Houston, we
liked you. Yeah, we like Houston.
We like. They're cool, they're cool.
They are pretty pretty. Is that with them big old women
there? No big women with them big old
draws, no. That's Antonio.
My bad, Houston. That's San Antonio with the big
old women. See here, he didn't fuck y'all.
(05:41):
He didn't got y'all women confused, don't you?
Don't you do that. So yeah.
So we're what, unteened days until SummerSlam?
What is it, 12 days, something like that?
Until SummerSlam? In New Jersey commentary, we got
Corey Graves and Michael Cole and we're also being promoted of
(06:02):
Roman Reigns return. OK, He's gonna speak.
He's back. He's here to talk some shit.
He's going to talk, you guys. He's going to talk, that's what
he's going to do. So CM Punk comes off, he starts
off the show, you know he speakson last week gauntlet match.
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He swear that he will give it all he got and will not quit.
Then Gonfa comes out and the crowd scream.
See him Punk and start screaming.
You tapped out as Gonfa tried totalk, but when he finally had
the chance to talk, he did. He told CM Punk that he will
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mule him and he said that he will choke him out and drop him
like a wet towel. And at the end he will regret
stepping into a professional ring against Gunther and will be
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looking at the lights knowing that he isn't the best in the
world and have all those degenerates chained for him for
the rest of your life. Let me tell you something, when
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Gotha talks like this, I believehim.
It sends shivers through my bodysometimes.
He wasn't even, he wasn't even being like sassy.
So like trying to, you know, give him backhanded compliments.
He was just like, I'm going to destroy you.
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His outfit was no nonsense. Black shirts, slacks, loafers,
gold. Yep.
I'm not here for y'all. I'm here to let my opponent know
that he's going to have a bad night.
He's going to have a very bad night.
The man might choke him out because Punk said I'm going to
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give it my all. I'm not going to quit.
He ain't got to quit. He's just gonna get choked out,
buddy. He said he won't quit and that's
what I think he had the I think you had the nailing on the head
with that one. Yeah.
Yeah, so I do believe he's gonnapull a Stone Cold versus Bret
(08:37):
Hart thing. He's probably, it'd probably be
the same thing. He'd probably be bloodied and
running down his face and he'd just get choked out.
So that long as you know. Quit.
He left it all in the ring. Every single bit of it.
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And none of that matters. That's what he that's what
Gunther gonna say. None of that matters.
The ring General. Oh man, I'm a Gunther fan,
y'all. I'm sorry.
I love it. I get.
Excited when he comes out. Yeah, hold on now man, don't get
(09:21):
too excited, but I need Imperiumto get back together.
Oh, you just said not to get excited.
Ludwig Kaiser. Oh, Ludwig, where have you been?
I wonder where he's been. We're having we'll we'll get
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into that a little bit later. So yeah, so then after all this
is said, I'm looking forward to this match.
I'm wondering what they're goingto do because they are full of
surprises. WWE, there it is.
They are trying to trick us sometimes and I like that.
I like that. I like that oh shit which I did
have a oh shit which I do have aOh my G moment of the night.
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Oh, you do I. Do it was the biggest fucking
trick of the night and and we'regoing to get into that cause and
as I start this, yeah, it might be the same damn thing, who
knows? So we get Rusev versus Sheamus
one-on-one, another power match.This was at one point Sheamus
(10:29):
fell off the top rope. He.
Didn't fall. He slipped.
He he lost balance. He slipped.
He lost balance. Yeah.
He landed on his feet. He landed on his feet.
He fell and landed on his feet. And he corrected himself.
He went back up there and then he gave a flying clothesline to
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the outsider ring, which it. Look, I was worried for Sheamus
just the way how tall he is and how he lands it.
I'd be like dude. We're not used to seeing him in
the air period. Not jumping unless he's doing
the bro bro kick is the only time we see his.
Feet off the floor. I've seen the white noise off of
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the second rope before. Allegedly.
I'll have to do some research. Could be one on the third.
He probably had one. Man was looking at Drew McIntyre
or something. I thought I'd seen him before.
I don't know. So yeah, he corrected himself
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and all that with the with the flying clothesline and all that,
followed by fadeaway slam onto the announce table by Rusev and
Sheamus. Got the 10 beats off on the
Rusev as Sheamus set up for the bro kick and was put in a, you
know, a pickup powerbomb by Rusev.
Did you see that part when he went for that bro kick and he
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just popped up powerbombed his ass?
Yeah, he Seamus put that leg on that shoulder.
Yeah, and when he dip, he dip, we dip and put him that that and
that was that was nice, but he only got a 2 count for that.
Sheamus then found himself on the top ropes again after he did
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that little flip around to get on and then the crowd was like
still good. Wow he had to make up for that
for falling off the damn ropes. That what it was.
I know that's what it was. So he went on the top ropes
again and jumped into a damn super kick. 2 count and there
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was a place on to the the acolytes and Sheamus fought his
way through the ropes to to break the whole move that the
acolytes and Sheamus and Rusev was in the corner.
And we're doing the whole turnbuckle thing again.
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And it's nothing like a good oldexposed turnbuckle trick, you
know, Let's see if we can get another one done this week.
Rousseff said. But Sheamus got the best of this
one this time, slamming Rousseffhead into the exposed turnbuckle
and ending it with a bro kick for the three.
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Count how you like this match. To me, this was the the most the
the the least of the entertaining matches tonight.
To me it was OK, it wasn't bad. OK for the show.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. For the show.
I thought you was going to. I thought you were sitting there
like between bouts, you know, including these two like this
was the least entertaining. The match was very slow, as it
should. The two gigantic people, I
thought. Seamus slipping off the top rope
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and immediately he made hand gestures like wait wait, wait,
wait, wait, wait, wait, I can doit and he jumped back up there.
Rusev is like, OK, I guess I'm still woozy.
I started laughing and after, I don't know if you remember, but
after Sheamus did the clothesline off the top.
Yeah, he started wiping his. Forward.
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Yeah, he was like woo. You know it was a.
Triple H like I'm still in pull it right?
I'm sorry, Paul should have saidthat.
You rarely get to see that type of personality in ring with
Sheamus. Yeah, and from that point on I
found the match entertaining. Definitely wasn't the best match
but I enjoyed it. Yeah, so I guess we're going to
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get another one by them. I honestly thought Rousseff
would have won that and just gotit over with.
So with this one more to break this one-on-one, I'm pretty sure
that that just might be a SummerSlam match.
It's a. Series.
Yeah. So who you think should get
this, if this is the the final one, who you think should get
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this Rousseff, you got this Rousseff guy who came back to
the WWE. His your plan is to make him
that guy again or at least attempt to be that guy again
versus Sheamus who had injuries and went out and came back, got
back into shape, I mean. My, my, my, heart says
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shameless. But the right move would be
Rusev. Yeah.
But Rusev, he going to need likea little bit more personality or
something or be more destructivebecause.
He need that woman. We still got Bronson.
We got Bronson Reed over there, man, like you ain't.
I don't see you as bad as him make me believe or brown
(15:57):
Breakers or brown breaker. I ain't even bothered to compare
them to. Yeah, but I can see it happening
if he he, he needs that that girl back, man.
Yeah. Well, somebody to take that spot
because she was it that remindedme of the whole Rocky versus the
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the Russian guy. Mm hmm.
And and the woman used to talk to him all the time.
Was that Sharon Stone or what? What was her damn name?
Oh shit, I do not know. Yeah, but she used to talk for
him all the time. That's what he needs.
That's what he needs. Something like that.
So anyway, bring back Rusev Day.Shit.
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But yeah, I think Rusev should win this.
I I'm interested in seeing what Rusev come back could be.
Is it something that they're going to correct or is it
something that you just use it as a body 'cause I don't, I
don't want to see him go down. But and Sheamus, yeah, I like
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Sheamus. But yeah, he, like I said, he
should take the Bob Holly role and just be the entry guy that
you, you going to be the next superstar.
You're going to have to get through him regardless.
Yeah, that's not a bad position to be in.
You're still a threat. Yeah, You know, just you're just
not getting no titles. You know, yeah, at all.
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Maybe tag team? Maybe, maybe if we don't know
what the fuck we're doing, we'lljust put you with somebody and
hope for the best. And we might come up with a
hardcore belt or some shit, which I wish they would come up
with hardcore title belt, but hey, hey, there's neither here
nor there. So we also got, like I said
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earlier, Milli Vanilli. I mean, New Day.
That's not funny. Oh, that's we should be
thanking. God.
For Milli Vanilli, Oh my God. And for God's sakes with Kofi,
would you please grow out your mustache?
Please, I'm begging you. I think it might be like full of
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Gray and he don't want to dye itor something.
Oh, don't worry about it. It could be.
Say a little crazy though, like,yeah, you got to do something.
Damn, I don't like it. You look.
You look older than what you are.
Yeah, maybe if they all like, they should make their hair Gray
like a hairstyle. Xavier needs to do it too.
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Maybe it can finally never mind,maybe they all right.
So New Day versus Creed Brothersversus LWL, which to me came out
of left field. I was not expecting LWL to be in
this match, but anyway, in a triple threat tag team match,
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which means you're going to havethree people in the ring and
they can tag in at any time and tag out.
And this is for the number one contender for the tag team
titles at SummerSlam. So when I first seen this I said
YLWO. Though we don't have another
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team. Just don't tell nobody.
Pretend that you've seen them all week, every week.
Just pretend you've seen them. They're not new.
Yeah. We're struggling.
Yeah. I see they got the the War
Raiders gone this week. They really, yeah, they ain't
want to have that. They probably say let's see how
the show go if we don't bring inthe War Raiders.
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Let's just see. Xavier Xavier killed their
career got calling them fat and they not impressed.
Them, they just not interesting.They're a good team.
It's just, it's their personality, just it's.
Not the 80s. It's not easy, yeah.
There's no caveman running around or Vikings and whatever.
(20:07):
You know what make them bikers? Of course.
Let them put. Them throw Otis, whatever.
I think we mentioned this. Before Yeah, Otis.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. They go do it, watch they like
we're paying these fuckers and they not doing nothing.
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Let's put these these bowling pins together.
And that's where we're good at. If you ain't doing nothing with
the people you bring on us, sit on the death row.
You don't want people dancing inyour video, dancing all on your
records. Always got a yeah Yeah.
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Listen there about. Eating and yeah, come on, this
is Mac Network. Whatever they be doing.
Oh man. So yeah, we get LWO in this damn
match. This match was becoming
interesting. I mean, it was action nonstop.
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I was really surprised. We had a point where Dragon
League came and they helped the LWO, but Grande Americano showed
up and stopped that. But what is it?
Is it Jaquan Jaquin? What is his name?
It's Joaquin. Joaquin.
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Joaquin. Joaquin.
Oh, shit. Well, thank you.
Thank you for doing your homework, Joaquin.
Man, it caught my attention 'cause I never heard that name
before. And I'm looking at it the way it
was spelled, I'm like shit, whatQueen from the LWO did a roll up
pin for the three count and now new number one contenders is the
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LWO America Americano? America Americano is basically
sitting out there and the Creed Brothers are like, who are you?
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What are you doing? You're not the real Grande, even
though I was trying to help, right?
Who is it there? Who could it be?
Then what the fuck are you talking?
He was trying to help. He's still getting fussed there.
So yeah, man, that led to LWO getting the number one
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contendership here. I think that is in check for a
Oh my Gee, moment of the night. What?
I'm going to throw that in there.
LWO winning this match. OK.
All right. It's 'cause that shocked me.
I'm not, I don't know about you,but I was like, oh shit.
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And that was the first time I said that.
And that was the only time I said that.
Tonight I said I was and and. And did you notice the win
itself is crazy? He pinned a former world.
Champion. Yeah, he did.
Hey, but watch out for Joaquin. You better watch out why Queen
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y'all? I don't know how I'm going to
spell that name from now, but somebody just just write.
It and the way you say it. Well, it's going to start with
AWI know that for sure. See, that's what mine start
with. Be WAAH.
What? QUEN, as long as you know what
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it means, walk, Queen, that's what it is.
So yeah, everybody. 'S saying.
Everybody's saying. QQQ Walking.
Oh shit, ah, don't you dare you son of a bitch.
So ladies and gentlemen, we do have none other than some hot
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tags with cane coming up. So what's going on, man?
Give us some of the news. Give us some of the spirit.
El Grande America America and Dragon lead prior to that tag
match we just discussed they they had a little disagreement
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backstage. Dragon Lee accused El Grande of
being disrespectful. I don't know how existing is
being disrespectful, but apparently so then they started
fighting. They started fighting, they
started fighting in Spanish. It was no subtitles y'all.
We got a six foot 3 Luka Kais. I mean, 6 foot 3 El Grande, 57
(24:59):
Dragon Lee, we got new beef on the grill.
I smell a five star match from those two, but zero steaks are
on the line because disrespectful or whatever.
Speaking of disrespect, Bailey and Lyra, how petty do you have
(25:19):
to be to get your ass whooped bya frenemy and then say, hey, I
got us in A tag match. This is Patty unpredictable and
I'm locked in for it. You know the old saying you keep
your your friends close and yourenemies confused?
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That's sad. The new day, that's how I
remembered it. The new day have officially
accrued. Grayson Waller.
We got to collab finally. Been talking about it for, you
know, I guess for a few weeks, maybe a month.
Finally happened. Could have been more dramatic
about it, but it's a backstage situation.
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Then we paying the Dom getting harassed about getting cleared
for his match against AJ. Was Dom really texting Roxanne
and Rachel because they need to talk to him about getting some
help for later on that night? Who knows?
Is he ducking AJ? And who mops the floor with an
empty bucket? That's crazy.
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Ladies and gentlemen, I'm going to end this hot tag with Naomi,
that beautiful black queen in that crazy ass laugh.
I cannot get enough of it. I'm going to make it my my alarm
when I wake up. I want to hear that crazy shit
so I can attack the day. Oh.
Hot tag out. Out.
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Yeah, Ladies and gentlemen, thatwas some hot tags.
Fire some hot tags. Egg with cane now.
Now let's move on to what's beengoing on backstage.
Back's back at the back of the stage.
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I'm talking about a little bit alittle bit further past what was
going on with the high tag. We got to look way deep in the
back with Triple H Be sitting ingorilla position y'all.
You getting the dirt from under the rug the dirt way from.
Under the rug, y'all. So did y'all know the Zillah far
too is now in the TNA? Yes, that is the late great
(27:35):
Umaga's son. Yeah, his dad had around 5:00
kids and he's, he's not even 25 yet and he's the most dangerous
Samoan in their bloodline they're talking about.
So yeah, he showed up at TNA so anniversary and you know, they
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got something going on with, youknow, WWE and stuff.
So I can see him join in the WWEsooner than later.
I think they just want to test him out a little bit here.
And you know what else we get? So people are saying best wishes
to WWE Hall of Fame Hulk Hogan 'cause his last known appearance
(28:17):
was back in May. Yes, when people wanted us to
think that he was sicker or something bad was going on, when
he was basically going in for some surgery, that's all he was
doing, which we do know the importancy of surgery and how
things can turn out bad with those things.
(28:38):
Every surgery is a risk. But people made it seem like he
was on his deathbed. So I think, yeah, he is, but I
don't think he knows that. But that is what's been going
on. Jesse Ventura basically been cut
off from Saturday night main events because when Drew
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McIntyre and was it Seth freaking Rollins, I believe, had
that match going on. It was a cage match and that
was. A judge?
Yeah. Yeah, and, and he was like, what
type of bullshit is that? This is bullshit.
He did not like the ending of it.
He dragged that match live on national TV.
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And you know what? I haven't heard Jesse Ventura
since. And so WWE is like, hey, man,
hey, man, you talking about me in front of our face, in our
ears? We're thinking we did a success
and you over there tomorrow. This is bullshit.
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Damn, how do you end a match like that?
He could just walk off the door.That's it and it's over.
Oh whip Dee Doo. Sorry fans.
Oh, I know. Triple God, he slammed his
headset. Oh my God, triple HI know.
He was like, Oh yeah, Yep, yeah,that's ridiculous.
(30:05):
Though, 'cause they got this show coming on called The Real.
And you want to, you know, pretty much expose everything.
Yeah. Why?
That's Jesse. Just doing the same shit.
Yep. And, and that's what people
don't want. People don't want that anymore.
They don't want you to think that.
They want you to go accordingly.If we're going for some hot
shit, you need to make it hot. That's your job.
(30:26):
Make this hot. So I thought he was, you know,
but come to find out, after thatpoint, no one really talked
about it again. Like it wasn't nothing I'm.
Like, man, I can still remember when he and this is the first
time he's bringing it up since then, right?
You know so. I'm yeah, so it really won't
(30:50):
that big even on his part what he said it didn't shake up
anything. It just fucked him up, You.
Know I mean. Hell, he was the former
governor, right? Or mayor, some shit, whatever he
was, whatever the fuck he was at, it was like, it was like it
was a governor. Yeah, right.
(31:11):
Whatever. I don't know.
So Goldberg, as you know, he hadhis retirement match.
And basically, Goldberg said that he thought, you know, they
could have done better, but how he retired.
You know, out of all. Places on Saturday night main
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events, you know, and he also talked about how you know he got
commercial breaks during his match.
And. How they cut his speech off.
You know, but. Yeah, he, he said he didn't want
(31:54):
to. He didn't have any regrets, Sir.
Well, he did say he ever regret,but he said he didn't want to
talk bad. He loved everything about Danny.
Proceeded to talk bad about it. I was about to say, Sir, you,
you can't say both. Things.
I really want to sound ungrateful.
But this was bullshit commercials during my match.
(32:19):
Who the fuck you you? Went 1415 minutes out there I
which was impressive. Like I said, the match.
Was better than what I expected.And besides that.
Jackhammer he did. It really looked like.
He could have fucked something on his collarbone.
Yeah, it looked like he could. Have fucked something up even
(32:39):
then so and it was crazy becauseI've.
Seen it. I'm like.
Yeah. Yeah, the jackhammer could have.
Been worse. Yeah, it could, but you don't.
Want it to be? Bad period, but since it's
Goldberg, you got to give him some damn Gray area.
Yeah, 'cause at this point he's.Not even slamming them on their
back anymore. He's just fucking brain Buster
(33:01):
in the ass and shit. Like fuck, he doing shit that
Dean Malenko used to do to Rey Mysterio back in the day.
Can't be busting. Brains, man, You know Dean
dropping you knocking for real, that's what.
It seemed like to be doing not on purpose, just on lack of
strength. The lack of strength.
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I'm a I'm a say it like this. So Goldberg.
You got the right to feel. The way you feel, but you agreed
to it all. Right.
Yo, thoughts on how the commercials going to be?
They made that all about you. That Saturday night main event
was all about you especially. And you better be glad that
(33:43):
Roman Reigns did not show up. You better be glad Seth Rollins
did get injured. Brutal because.
I really think Triple H was going to give you a big fuck you
out of the door by letting RomanReigns steal the fucking show.
'Cause that match wasn't. Going to top that, Sir.
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So you know. You know how many people who
can't come back to a match for retirement?
You know, but I'm not going to sit here and go on this goddamn
rant with you. But yeah, man, you need to hear
it. You need you son of a bitch.
Yeah, you know better. You think you're going to come
out here thinking that this is the?
Correct way to act, Yeah, that'snot.
(34:24):
It you asked for a retirement match, you got it.
In your hometown. Not your hometown, but the town
you first won your that damn world title we got John.
Boy going through his his celebration of retirement as we
speak and you trying to make this big fuss about this.
(34:46):
Come on now. We got bigger shit to worry
about. It's just.
Crazy, man. So yeah, ladies and gentlemen,
that's all the backstage news I got for y'all.
Crazy it is, man. It's just get weird out there,
man. Ah, boy.
Oh boy. So yeah, man.
So we come back to Monday Night Raw, Becky Lynch, the Women
(35:11):
Intercontinental Championship comes out promoting Happy
Gilmore 2, which is her movie streaming live on Netflix
starting, I believe Jane July 25th.
But she brags about doing what she said she was going to do,
which is defeat the people she defeated.
(35:32):
And she calls out Lyra of Valkyria, and she said that she
made Lyra a star, it made her a better person, a better
wrestler. And now the free ride is over.
After Summer Slam, she's done with her.
Lyra accepts that. And I guess, Lyra said.
(35:55):
But we can't have no DQ. And we can't.
Have no count outs but we must have a winner.
I love those. Words.
Yeah, I. Mean she wants to just get this
shit over with and she accepts and she told her to shake her
(36:19):
hand and she gave her the manhandle slang.
Manhandle, Manhandle. See.
That's the handle of. All man.
That's what that's. What Jim Ross will do The
manhandle. By God you.
Deserved. It you can't call Becky a son of
(36:39):
a bitch. Damn man.
Man. Handles that son of a bitch,
Jezebel. Oh geez, what that Jezebel?
Needs, she's saying my BBQ. Is nasty fucker.
Fucker. Fucker, I hear you getting.
Dragged away, falling all the way to hell.
(37:02):
Get your hands off me you go to hell, you damn Jezebel.
Damn you, damn you damn you to hell.
Back in the Edge library was. Going to ask for I quit match
Oh. Lord, I was waiting for her to
say, and she. Was like no DQ no such as.
(37:24):
Such. Oh, she gonna say it.
She gonna say it. It must be a winner.
I'm like, all right it. Must the first ever?
It must be a winner match the fuck Print it.
It must be a winner. Match the first ever.
So ladies and gentlemen, it's already official, the first
(37:49):
ever. It's got to be a winner match.
Lyra Valkyrie versus the IC champion, Women's IC champion.
That is Becky of All Lynches. So who you got winning?
This somebody must win match andthis somebody.
Must win match. Becky Lynch will prevail.
(38:12):
OK. OK.
I'm going to go with. Lyra, I'm going to go with Lyra.
I'm going to go to Lyra on this one.
Yeah, yeah, 'cause if this was aregular match, I'll go with
Becky. But since this is a somebody
must win match and she made it up.
She made it up. That is a good point.
(38:34):
She made it up. So it's her playground.
Hey, somebody in the woods, Somebody must win matches.
She she knows what's going on. Becky don't know what she's
getting into. That's how I feel.
That's how I feel about it. So y'all just correct me if
you're wrong. Y'all let us know too.
Let us know in the comments who you think's going to win this
(38:56):
first ever. Somebody's got to win match we
want to hear. From.
Everybody, everybody's saying somebody must win match.
So. After she was manhandled, Becky
Lynch's move, she took her move.From there we get Bailey who
(39:17):
comes out to start this tag teammatch, which is Bailey and
Valkyrie, which we heard about on hot tags versus Raquel and
Roxanne Perez with Dom. So dirty Dom came out with them
again playing manager and this is for the tag team titles.
Are you still? Outside, yeah.
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Yeah, still outside. She's on the floor.
She's getting. She was still.
Laying on the floor. She's getting a taste.
Of what this somebody must win matches about.
She ain't playing no games with her, you hear me?
So it's a preview. So I, I, I got to say this.
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I like barely with the purple hair.
I liked it, I don't know why. It it fit her, it it fat her
very good. I'm like, look at, look.
At look at look at you she's. Trying to distract you from.
When she started getting on the mic and not making sense.
At least I'm cute. Right.
(40:25):
Yeah. So this wasn't a bad match at
all. And Raquel showed some power.
She showed power. All through this match, Roxanne
was Roxanne and you know, Baileywas was was being extra and we
had a few near falls and some good tag team moves were in
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play. Then Dom gets involved with
Raquel and and went to go kick Lyra, but Dom, you know, Dom
basically got in the way and gothit in the damn face.
And then? AJ style comes out, he's
(41:07):
distracting the ref trying to get the Dom, and then Becky
Lynch appeared again, 'cause shejust woke up from this God damn
preview of Somebody's Got to Winmatch.
And after that, it's like everything was going on.
So I knew that Lyra would have to pay back for that manhandle
(41:28):
she gave Becky at the, you know,earlier.
So she. Ran her face into the steps and
somehow that led to Raquel to dothe Tahana bomb on Bailey for
the pen to retain the women's title.
(41:49):
Boy, did that show Raquel's power in this match.
I said it earlier, I'm saying itagain and it they're doing a
great job making her look dominant.
Yeah, I'm so proud of her. Yeah, I'm so proud of her little
goofy stuff. She came a long way.
She definitely did. So to me, this match, this was a
(42:12):
good match. I liked it.
How you feel about this Dirty dirty.
Dumb dirty dirty dumb. How they just they just started
singing for no reason. This match was very.
Like I say, I heard it. Was it was some unpredictable
(42:33):
booking? I, I was entertained very much.
So I liked it. I liked it a lot.
Yeah, and so this was great. Which leads us to Sami Zayn
versus carrying cross. This match was only focusing on
Sheamus ribs. Just want to give you all that
warning already. As for him.
(42:55):
And Scarlett was beating on his ribs all goddamn.
You know Scarlett got a couple of hits in this supposed to be
cross pointing out that Sammy isn't who he think he is.
No hero is just human and he's going to prove just that.
So Sammy did a sunset flip bomb from the top ropes for the 2
(43:20):
count which this shit looks likeit would be hurting his ribs
more it. Should breathing?
Should hurt, yeah, and. Scarlett gave Cross the steel
pipe while the referee was checking on Sammy.
Then Scarlett held defeat of Sammy as he was going for the
haluva kick as the ref got distracted.
(43:40):
He then hit Sammy with the pipe and got the win.
And I was like, hey, Sammy's human after all.
Look what we got, you know. We we got the first ever
somebody must win match and thenwe got the first ever He's a
(44:02):
human match like those those. Straps are not what DDP?
He's using the other straps, Yeah.
Then the. Other ones, The generic ones.
Shout out to Michael. Cole.
Shout out to Michael Cole. Sammy jumped out of the ring and
did a salute to Sabu again, Michael Cole said.
(44:26):
He said Sami Zayn paying tributeto Sami Zayn.
My girl said. What are you saying?
I caught on in that too, but as I was reading.
As I was. Reading the the closed caption,
I thought I got it the way they had it written down.
(44:49):
So it was like Sami Zayn paying homage.
Sami Zayn like that's how it went.
But the way they the way they wrote it out is like he just
started a new sentence be like he's paying homage.
Sami Zayn's about to go back to the rate.
Like it, it almost sounded like that's what he was trying to do.
But yeah, it did sound that way.And it could have been that way,
(45:12):
but I don't know why they wouldn't mention Sandman unless
he really fucked up. Yeah, 'cause I.
Don't know if that was a fuck. Up or if he was really like, I
mean, I don't want to mention Sandman right now, and Sabu.
I. Mean sabu sabu.
What the fuck am I Sandman somewhere?
Drunk, just catching strays. Oh.
(45:36):
Sandman, I'm putting Sandman in the grave already.
We do get we do get some EO Sky high EO EO son, we.
Get EO sky. Versus Stephanie Vaquera, and I
tell you, I couldn't wait to seethis match.
I couldn't wait when when she agreed backstage for this fight,
(46:01):
I said 00 and we got this one-on-one.
And I want to say this, I can watch EO Sky do suicide dives
any fucking time. You know why, Master?
Man, you know. Why 'cause it?
Looks fun when she do it, like like how Rey Mysterio used to do
(46:24):
it back when Rey Mysterio used to do shit.
It just looked like he was just having fun.
Like catch me. Yeah.
You know, like just out there. On the playground, just jump in,
you know? Your dad ain't gonna drop you.
I mean, that's how it looked when she was diving through the
ropes and falling. And I said look at EO having
fun. Like you just see her smiling
(46:45):
and shit. So now after seeing her do all
that stuff, now Vaqueira did some outside dives too.
She put EO in this cold breaker in a very unique way.
It it, it was nice. I love the way she did it.
It looked like it heard it. Did.
Yeah, it did it. Heard it, did it?
(47:06):
Heard the damn thing. It definitely did, but only for
two counts though. Like you know, none of them got
No 3 counts from these big moves.
EO Sky got a moonsault from off of the top of the apron onto Vac
Care on the outside of the ring.And at some point these two
seems evenly match. As Michael Cole mentioned, you
(47:29):
know, we got the dragon screw from the corner on EO and double
knees in the corner by Vaqir andyou know, then the bullet train
attack, which is basically the same damn thing.
And from EO Sky, the fans were screaming how awesome this was,
which this was an awesome match.And I'm like, man, who's gonna
(47:53):
win this? Who's gonna?
Win this. So after the Moon Soul attempt
by EO Scott which stopped by Vacair, it put her in a reverse
suplex from the top rope as the both was laid out.
And then we got Piper and and the other girl what is her name?
(48:15):
Naveen I think it is. Oh oh.
Don't get me the lion. I didn't know that's Piper out
there. Piper and Naveen.
I'm just going to say Chelsea's little stooges.
They come out to distract Vaquerand then Chelsea comes in from
behind and clotheslines Vaquer on the ground and then they
(48:38):
start beating up on her. Then EO Skye woke up and EO Skye
start getting a little busy in there and shit and Chelsea was
about to do something to Vaquer and then that's when Tester
starts not and Rear Ripley came out and the crowd went bonkers.
(48:59):
You hear me? Lost my mind.
I called it watching it. I'm like, this is what you want.
Then the music play. I'm like, yeah, you see?
You see, I was excited because Ididn't call it.
I wasn't trying to call it. I was enjoying this fucking
match. And I'm like, man.
(49:21):
I'm want to see those 2GO at it.I won an official match and when
real Ripley music, Real Rippery music hit Real Rippery.
As EO Skye called. It real rippery music hit what
you just said. When real.
(49:42):
Rippery music hit. I said damn, it shocked me.
It was almost like Stone Cold came up nomination alert.
I said nomination. Alert.
I said, oh, Yep, nomination alert right there.
I said, man, let's see what happens here, man.
(50:04):
And you know they. Just basically.
Got their thing going on. We get a super kick by what you
call them. What is the name IEO?
And then that led to a riptide. And that was.
Placed on Chelsea and that was it.
(50:24):
End of the segment. Bye bye, commercial, commercial
time. We did our job here.
That was a good let me tell you,this was a good fucking show.
This was a good show. It was.
There was no boring. Matches.
(50:45):
Yeah, it it almost. They did have some time.
I think it was it was compacted into one like the Becky Lynch
leading into the tag team match.And then they get Sami Zayn.
Oh, damn. They.
Say it was late as night again. Yes, it's late.
As night. And it definitely could have
(51:05):
been or definitely was even. Yeah, let me tell you.
That now? So yeah, man, that that was some
a good segment right there. I really loved that, which led
us to what they've been promoting all night, Roman
Reigns. You know, I know.
(51:25):
I know how y'all feel about him,the old.
TC. Oh, the TC.
One, he's tribal chief 1 now. No, they just.
Switched up the label on me. The fuck?
So it's going to. Be a Part 2 and three.
I don't like that OTC 1 was. OTC at like already trademark so
it was like it won't OT you got to.
(51:46):
Put a No, I, I, I don't know. I think it's because he I know
they got a belt that they released too, like the tribal
chief, he got his face on it. Yeah, so that she looks whatever
I don't. Know maybe they're going to make
another Tribal chief at some point or something.
I don't know. I don't fucking know.
Fuck it. So we get Paul Heyman comes out
(52:10):
when we're expecting Roman. They're like Roman Reigns up
next. Then Paul Heyman comes out with
Braun, Braun as Braun Breaker and Bronson Reed, big Bronson
Reed. That is Pauls big old Bronson.
So they get into the ring and Paul said before he comes out,
(52:30):
he has a lot to get off his chest.
And then he. Comes out.
I thought that was hilarious right there.
I did. I never did come out.
'Cause he was like before. He come out, I got a lot to get
off my chest, Doom, doom. And then he just fucking comes
(52:51):
out. I was like fuck what you got to
get off, you got that chest. And I never seen anyone take 5
minutes to get down that short ass entrance on RAW, but Roman
did it. Man, he truly.
Is the OTC? He took 5 minutes to get down
(53:13):
that bitch. He was on stall for a little
bit. Oh.
He was walking. Slow and looking at everybody
one of a AAA. Just take it all.
In you know, like I did coming back from SummerSlam from my
injury with my quad I had on 2. Jackets and made one and two
(53:34):
events it was. The best, they said, change
history. At that moment.
You go up there and change history.
Roman, shut up, Paul. So Paul was saying that they can
fix all of this. He said.
You know him and Roman together,he said.
(53:58):
Look, he said these two come with me too, talking about Bron
Bron, Bronson Reed and Bron Breaker.
So he. Didn't like it.
I'm just wondering. Where does that put Seth
Rollins? Like what are what are we?
Talking about. You know, run that past.
(54:20):
Seth first. Yeah, but you did this.
I'm I'm. Just wondering though, was that
part of the setup? I don't know, but Paul says that
they work Better Together and called him his tribal chief.
And Roman. Reigns had Houston to
acknowledge him. He told Brown Breaker that Haman
(54:42):
is going to do to you what he did to him.
Try to take all the credit for your success.
He said he did. Help get us the title.
But it was the Usos and Solo andeven Sami Sane helped keep the
(55:03):
title. And he said.
That the bloodline was God's work.
Not Paul, not yours. Yeah, not yours.
After warnings of telling Braun Breaker to back up and Braun got
tired of Roman calling Haman alltypes of dumbasses and all that
(55:23):
shit, they want four or five. Dumbasses.
Yeah, and. Bron was like, all right, now
that's enough. You know is the fuck.
That Bron got to the mic and started talking, saying Roman
Reigns is old news and he is thenew news.
OK, the new news. He's the big.
(55:46):
Dog. He's the top dog now.
And because he. Has value.
Heyman won't turn on him and Roman Reigns is useless and
worthless. You hit 2.
Prime five years. Five years ago and he was like
God damn that damn long shit, get off of them.
(56:10):
Get off of them Breaker and. Then told him to do what he does
best and just leave. You know and and.
After all that Roman said he didn't hear a word he just said
and if he need to say it over, he can use his mic, toss the mic
in the air and then Superman punch Braun and then he beat
(56:34):
Bronson into the corner and which led Breaker to Spearing
Roman Reigns. And then Jay USO came out and
the crowd went crazy again, which could be another Oh my Gee
moment of the night. We got Roman Reigns and Braun
Breaker. Well, Roman Reigns speared Braun
(56:58):
Breaker and Jay USO speared Bronson Reed, and Roman Reigns
and Jay USO standing in the ringlooking like a proud bloodline.
And that was the. End of the show.
(57:20):
I mean well. Now.
Eh. That was it.
So the main event tonight was basically EO sky versus vac air,
which I'm not mad at that I'm. Not mad at, no.
I'm not mad at that is. No clear winner of the match
(57:42):
they robbed the robbed that classic of a match they did not
having a winner, they better make some beautiful.
Bid they better it was. Some beautiful chain wrestling
in the beginning of that that that God damn it.
What is her name? EO Sky A.
OEO. They had some beautiful chain
(58:04):
wrestling going. They was rolling around and
blocking each other legs from doing pen attempts.
And I'm like, look at this. Yeah, this is this is beautiful.
I look like, I feel like I'm watching like one of those old
Japan matches where everybody's sitting down quiet and then he
just watching the athletes go atit.
It was. Beautiful.
(58:26):
And so, but we ended with the segment of Roman Reigns and this
which led to Jay USO making the big return.
Well, not return, but the big pop up 'cause he was going all
night. Yeah, he was going all night
and, and USO came out. I I would have did it backwards.
I would have had USO come out and then Paul Heyman and them
(58:48):
kind of come out and interrupt him and kind of start bullying
him. And then Roman comes out, you
know, and talk on the mic and stuff like that.
Like 'cause Roman got a big pop out there too, again in Houston,
TX. This show is just beautiful.
I I believe they're going to lead into A tag team match as if
(59:10):
you can't see it coming. Bronson and Brown Breaker versus
Jay USO and the one and only Roman Reigns.
It's so obvious. You you have to make that match,
yeah. Rakishi thinks that Roman Reigns
should stand alone. That's God Mode which?
(59:35):
At some point I. Do agree, I don't want to see
Roman Reigns in A tag match at SummerSlam.
I mean, I I guess it's. Good to have him there at least,
but no, I don't want to see him.I would have made of something
between him and Bronson Reed. That's what I probably would.
(59:57):
Have, did or either have. Or which could have been the
original idea SummerSlam, Seth Rollins, Bronson Reed and Braun
Breaker versus Roman Reigns and The Usos.
That's that's what. That's what, you know, I've I've
hoped would have been that call,or at least Sami Zayn or
(01:00:20):
somebody. Or it could have been CM.
Punk. I don't know.
Yeah. Roman in A tag.
Match yeah, he's there, right? Yeah, that's that's.
Something we can say, Lucy's there, we got him there.
He's going to be at some. He's trying to keep him healthy.
Probably. Is that going to be?
A main event though. I hope.
(01:00:43):
Not, but it probably will be as Roman Reigns and Jay USO.
You think they're going to get a?
Main event, you know, you got CMPunk versus Gunther with the
title, you got John and they hadthat the first.
Match. You know how they get down.
Sometimes. Damn, that'll.
Be bad, that'll be bad. You know they do that shit.
(01:01:04):
Sometimes they should have Romanas.
The first match and send them off all.
Right, you want to attack. Me man, get the fuck out of here
now. Unless you're starting a
storyline with them. I'm sorry, I don't know.
Ah, so you know what? It's time for my favorite part
(01:01:25):
of the show, y'all? And I don't think a lot of
people know what that is. What is it?
Do do you? Know what it is?
Oh listen, believe I. Know oh I.
Shows. Do I think everyone?
Ladies and. Gentlemen, welcome to the Oh my
(01:01:52):
Moments of the Night. This is Mag Network.
Oh yeah, Ladies and gentlemen, it is time for the one and only.
Oh my Gee, moment of the night. And you know what I want?
(01:02:15):
To go away for the Oh my Gee moment of the night, ladies and
gentlemen, my Oh my Gee moment of the night I'm.
Going to have. To give it to him, LWO, ladies
and gentlemen, I'm gonna have togive it to all LWO for winning
that tag team match. That definitely was a shocker
(01:02:37):
for me, Very surprising. It caught.
Me off of guard I I was like wait what?
I just knew they wasn't going towin and they came up with the
winner and their number one contenders and they're going to
fucking summer slam. So yeah.
So y'all give it up for my winner of Oh my G moment of the
(01:03:00):
night. Congrats.
LWO what about you? Man, what you got?
Ria Bloody Ripley. Man.
It was. You knew she was coming out, but
I literally got excited. I streamed her parts of the song
that I knew. So exciting, so much energy.
(01:03:23):
Like you said, it was almost like hearing the glass breaking,
the crowd going crazy. Ria Ripley, Where's my Oh my Gee
of the night? Y'all tell us what y'all Oh my
Gee moment of the night was. Ladies and gentlemen, until next
time. We will see y'all next week.
(01:03:44):
I'm your host, Mack. That is the one and only Kang.
And ladies and gentlemen, that'sanother episode of Monday Night
Wrestling Down, so make sure y'all go ahead and check us out
and we'll check up with y'all later.
Got anything you got to say before we get out?
(01:04:04):
I'm sorry, Houston. For mistaking y'all for the big
old women in San Antonio, My apologies.
What the What the big? Old draws what the big old draw
the. Bloomingdale.
All right y'all, we'll catch. Y'all later man.
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