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Hey, what's going on, Ladies andgentlemen, welcome to another
episode of Monday Night Wrestling Podcast.
We have a new World Heavyweight champion coming up in this
broadcast. That's right, Seth freaking
Rollins, the Visionary, the Extraordinary.
And we also have Rousseff versusSheamus.
That's right, another Banga after Banga after y'all get the
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point? We have Penta in action versus
one of the New Day members, or is he?
We also got hot tags with Kane coming up and we have many more
things, including Charlotte Flair and Alexa Bliss.
That's right, the new women's tag team champion on Raw and
they take on the former women's tag team champion of Raw.
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We also have Dirty Dom, another Judgement Day member out there
with Dragon Lee. That's right, these two go at it
and AJ Styles just can't get enough.
Becky Lynch comes out with a good classic, much needed promo
with a couple of hard balls and we also get the World
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Championship title match tonight, main event that's LA
Knight versus Seth freaking Ramens.
You want to hear all about that and more?
Y'all just stay tuned and we'll be right back after this.
Oh, if a pound intro shouted out.
The wings of life. Under the life the warriors
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thrive. Feel the roar here, the crowds,
the man. It's Monday night, let's take a
stand. Barney's clash.
The tension grows in the square circle.
Anything goes, so slams the suplexes.
Rain, blood and sweat. A glorious pain.
Heroes rise till it falls. In this battle, we'll give it
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all wrong. Burnout you.
Rapist this Monday. Night
episode 30. How could you cheer at a time
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like this when the immortal one has left the building?
I still can't get over Macho ManRandy Savage passing away those
years ago. Oh no, we miss you, Randy.
We do miss you Randy with the Hulkster brother.
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This is what we going to do brother.
Unless you're an 8 foot tall ***brother, make it at least over
100 mil bra. Let me tell you something ***
this is what you're going to do.I'm going to wrap these 26 inch
pythons around your *** neck brother, until you tap out and
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beg your *** God that the immortal Hulkster released the
pythons from around your *** neck.
Now who wants some chicken, brother?
Get some. Purple.
Soda and some American beer. Some real American beer.
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What's those noises he make whenhe's closed?
I was like, get some brother. Like, is he trying to be funny?
Is he serious? Oh.
Man, he was, he was, you know, he was Hercule Man Hercule.
Yeah, damn, that's what he for real.
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He's the real life Hercule if ifyou watch him, if you watch hey
Xavier Woods and Kofi Kingston, y'all should get that he's
fucking Hercule. That is him.
I'm the greatest he ever did. Little poses every 5 minutes.
Oh shit, man. Hilarious.
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Man, fucking rest in peace to the immortal Hulk Hogan.
Rest in peace to Randy Savage, Scott Hall, all the guys, man.
Damn man, Rowdy Piper. Ultimate Warrior.
All seven of them. Ric Flair keep acting like he
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wanted dab but don't. I don't understand what's going
on. Keep tapping out.
He act like he ready to tap all day and he put his foot on the
room like what are you doing Ric?
He's the one of you hear what you don't one.
Two, put that one more in there.None of that.
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None of. That I got one more.
Elbow dropped the concrete floor.
Hurt themselves more. Fuck you break your elbow 'cause
you excited in a championship match the fuck put your pants
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back on the. Sidewalk.
I don't like it. Sit down and like it.
Oh yeah, shout out Goldberg lastmatch.
God damn. So God damn.
Let's start the fucking show, man.
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I know you're joking around. I am joking around.
I'm trying to be, you know, as respectful as we can.
So welcome back. This is episode 3030. 30. 3030
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episode 30 man. That's when some people start
reaching a prime. Maybe we'll reach ours starting
from this point on, but y'all got to stick around to bear
witness to it. That's right, we moved to Steph
Curry. Now we moved to Steph Curry.
We went from 220 twos to MJ 20 threes to COVID 24 to 1/4.
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And now we up there at, at at Triple O, man we shout out to
us, man we, we did. Man, we up there now, man.
We did the damn thing man. We having our first Monday night
wars, same dates. Tokyo.
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Talking I I ain't even gonna sayI only won't get it though.
I don't. No, I gave out some props for
Monday night wrestling podcast on talking talk.
So it's only right I do that on here.
We do have a show me and Terry on Tokyo Talk podcast that's
also under this is Mac Network. Check it out if you want.
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You know, it's not about wrestling, it's about other
stuff. So check it out.
We've been doing some good work,but this is going to be the
official day that they both release on the same day or at
least within 24 hours of each other.
So let the games hold on. Can I let me let me do it other?
What the games? For the record, I ain't never
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hear that voice. I haven't y'all felt about it?
I also feel the same way. Oh shit, let the fucking games
be good man Where's? My Bible.
So Monday Night Raw happens in one of the most exciting hype
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cities, state area to be in as far as wrestling, entertainment
period, basketball games, all ofit.
The crowds. Basketball, I think because the
team isn't good talking about the fans.
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They're just happy to be there. Yeah, the fans and and they're,
they're so tough about it. We were in Brooklyn, NY.
Yes. Shout out to Brook, Brooklyn.
Shout out to Brooklyn. Shout out shout out to the
brawler. Brook, he's still alive, yeah.
I think he's trying to charge people too much to do their
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podcasts and shit. So.
Don't do that, Brooklyn Brawler.Yeah, thank you.
Like, hey, I need 600, buddy. Come on, Brook, come on.
OK. 600 What pieces of bread? What, what, what?
What do you got to tell it was worth 600 fucking dollars that
we. That we ain't already here.
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You know that Hulk Hogan was a real asshole.
You could sit your monkey ass. That Eric Bischoff.
Something ain't right about him.Oh, you don't say.
You know Goldberg hurt people. He was stiff watching.
Alright, Brooklyn Brawler catches Strange.
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Absolutely. OK, OK, OK.
Oh shit, let's move on with the show, man.
So we got Corey Graves and Michael Cole.
We had a couple of celebrities there tonight and and Brooklyn.
I've seen Dave West, I've seen shine from from the the battle
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rap, you know? Yeah.
What's it Shine? No, not shine.
What's the other one? What's the other one name?
Not shine. What's the other one name I had
to miss? Him too, with all of them,
didn't have teeth. But anyway, I thought it was
shine, but it's not shine. It's not Shine.
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I forgot his name. Fuck, man, I'm I'm pissed off
about them. Anyway, Joe Biden's was there.
You know My my, my armed enemy. World famous.
Worldwide known. Joe Biden's lady Jeff, he was
there, wow, I was happy to see him there man 'cause I was just
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listening to his podcast today so child Joe Biden's couple
other people was there, man so. They had the cast a Wednesday
there. Yeah, I didn't recognize none of
them. I didn't either, I just the
names they put the name of the show under.
Oh shit that's them. They didn't even want to be
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there. But they were just showing some
children just. The children and the fat man.
There's the the slow area over here, but.
Dude, dude, like a caveman. It's like you know where he is.
There's even. Mitchell area over here.
Get him a little camera actor. A lollipop and a candy bar.
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Go eat with him one time. So we start off Monday Night Raw
with a new a new world heavyweight champion.
Yes, I'm Speaking of Seth freaking Rollins and The Vision.
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It's trademark. It's theirs.
The Vision, Seth Rollins and divisions.
They kicked off Raw tonight. Seth Rollins look like a damn
evil villain who teamed up with Gaga Mail to attack the fucking
Smurfs, that's what. Gaga Mail.
That's what the fuck Seth Rollins look like to me tonight.
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Look like. It was something.
It was cartoon character ish. Very evil, very sassy.
Yeah, but but the evil one that always lose, like you don't get
nothing. You you make in a sassy way.
Yeah, you do shit, but you end up paying for it in the end.
Type shit. That that's that's his role,
that's his fucking rose. Oh, and, and Bronson don't look
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that intimidating to me anymore whenever Paul Heyman is taller
and bigger than you. I was looking, I said, is Paul
Heyman taller than Bronson Reed and.
I didn't. I didn't see that.
He was behind Bronson Reed and was still tall.
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I said damn. So maybe it was that camera
angle. About that, man, let me get the
people in the back, the producers in the back to go
check that. Can you all check that for me
and bring it back to me? OK, OK, we'll try to bring it
back. We'll try to get both of their
heights and wait. I think so anyway.
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So yeah, they came out. Seth grabs the mic and started
blabbering about his plan and they're Plan B and how they have
power now and no one can stop them.
So LA night comes out. Yeah, LA night comes out.
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He wanted a championship match tonight.
Seth said no. So Adam Pierce came out and say
fuck that. I will.
It would be a title shot for your belt tonight right here in
Brooklyn. And they banned Bron bronze from
ringside. Yeah.
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So y'all already know what the damn main event is and no vision
at ringside. So after that, I mean, how do
you how you liking this right now?
Like is it, is it, is it coming together, the way you dress and
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you know? Man he threw me completely off
of that outfit man. Like a fucking a tube of
lipstick. One thing that I was questioning
was was Braun Breakers mentalitybecause Seth said only two
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people in the world knew about this plan.
Paul was just hyping Braun up like we got a leader this and
that this man on the mic, he talking shit to everybody, Paul
backing them up and then bam, Seth is back, back to the back
buddy, your second fiddle again?How long is he going to put up
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with that also? Or if they even go on that angle
also, that's just kind of look at.
It also when he was telling him about the only two people he
knew. Did you see how you look in the
background? That's that's what made me pay
more attention to, yeah, kind oflook like, Oh yeah, for real.
Like damn. OK.
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Damn. Yeah, you heard it here first.
Damn. Some breaker gonna do something
crazy. That's coming, that's coming.
But they got to be, they got to be.
It got to be something like, yeah, it got to be at that
special moment when everyone's expecting it or waiting for it.
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That's what they need. But everyone's waiting for it
versus it come unexpectedly, like, well, you only see that.
Let it build up to the moment, come with like, you know what?
I think Braun just had about enough of Seth, you know, and
basically that's what they they doing the whole evolution thing.
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Seth is going to use them to keep protecting him, to keep the
title, and then Braun's going tobe the one who take it from him
and then Seth Rollins. He'll hit him with the thumbs
down. Yeah, something's going to
happen. That's strange, man.
Or maybe Seth really get injuredand then he vacancy happened and
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Braun end up becoming champion then Seth Rollins come back.
That would be a good one. You know, like he had to forfeit
the title. 'Cause you know, they're
listening. Yeah, free, Free.
Storyline, Adam, forfeit the title.
That's all you got to do. That's all you got to do.
So yeah, man, I think this is going to be a interesting main
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event. We get Rusev versus Sheamus one
more damn time. We got another power match.
It wasn't a bad match, but nothing really was different.
I mean, Sheamus started poundingon Rusev's chest outside of the
ring and they both got counted out with the 10 count.
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Rusev threw some steel steps at Sheamus and they went back and
forth. Both was just looking crazy.
Have you ever seen the eyes of Sheamus?
Look at how his eyes look when he was pounding on his chest
outside it. It just.
Looking crazy? It looked crazy, but laughable,
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like, you know, like he's tryingto see who's watching him look
crazy. Yeah, that kind of look.
What he he trying to put on a good performance?
Right. And they all, you know, him and
Rusev have been fighting throughout the entire episode of
Raw. Can can we get this over with?
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That's what I want. That's what I want.
I don't know what is this leading to, a street fight or
cage match or no? I don't want to see no cage
match because no, I want to see a straight up hardcore match.
Call it don't call it a fucking street fight, make it a heart,
don't do anything goes blah blahblah.
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Hardcore match had the shit already in and around the ring.
I want to see them destroy each other.
I'm tired as this shit got. This shit was boring to me
tonight. In my notes I have break time
versus the Celtic Warrior. Oh this *** is boring.
Oh. I'll you bring in Sheamus down.
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Sheamus could fight anybody else.
This shit is boring. I'm.
Tired of being nice to y'all. This shit is boring dawg.
This match, it it, it to me, it wasn't, it wasn't a bad match.
It was what I expected, but it also, I didn't think it was
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needed. I didn't think it was needed at
all. You could have gave someone else
that slot up and coming somebody.
Is Rusev, man, he's just so bland.
I think you said before, like hehe needs a mouthpiece.
He need what was her name that that was with him?
Was it Elena or something? I think so, yeah.
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Something like that. Hey, he needs something 'cause
you, you coming out and you screaming roar.
Don't nobody care about monstersno more. *** talk show some
swag, be cocky, destroy something.
You act like a monster. It's not the 90s no more.
It ain't. You need new.
You need some more new. Some new in.
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You OK, Sheamus, but you, Rousseff, get your shit
together. Got Shamus over there nodding
his head, Yeah. I told him last I can't keep
care. Of him, every week I've got
someone knows. That man knows ball, he's on
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your arse. Thank you, you fucking arsehole.
Thank you a banger. Oh shit, man, shout out to God
damn shameless man. I like Rusev like but like yeah,
I agree, do need that mouthpieceand I prefer it to be a Russian
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sounding female. Absolutely it it just has to and
they got to put that beast back into you know what he he needs
someone there. Triple H Listen to us, man.
Make him stop screaming. Yeah, it looks silly.
Yeah, I do. Just walk out there.
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Yeah, just. Walk out there, walk slowly.
And I'm tired of seeing him in Sheamus.
I really am. You know, Now I want to see him
in the ring with, you know, Brown Breaker.
Yeah, that's what I want. You need something more new.
Improve. I'm I I wouldn't mind sitting in
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there with Dom. Let's see what him and Dom will
do for the IC title. Don't you put your little nasty
hands on Dom? Come on, let's see what him and
Dom will do for the IC title. Shit, why not?
Can't even get past Sheamus. I see title.
We already said Sheamus is the he's that, he's that line in the
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sand and. See if he's worth anything.
That sand is drying up quickly, man.
That sand, that wind blowing that sand.
Blowing away. Oh man, right.
So we so we go ahead with Penta versus Grayson Waller.
New Day came out to actually support him tonight, you know,
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and do commentary. I think they really came out for
just a commentary. We got a Mexican destroyer from
the top term. Buckle or however you want to
explain that 'cause you know he had his shoulders on there doing
that move, but he end up making into a Mexican destroyer.
Man, I I wouldn't even try to describe that shit.
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Yeah, Pinto. Yeah, Pinto get the win.
Yeah, it, it, it, it drove him to get in the win, you know?
Somehow and. And then New Day gets in the
rain and they were all thrown out by Penta.
And that was just it. And he put on that little
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Mexican hat. What did they call it?
Won't Little. Yeah, it was big as hell.
That it won't. Big as hell.
That hat was about four foot three.
That was a wide head. Yeah, that.
Head was like the size of a a small.
Child one of them has 9 year oldget you sucker.
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Remember the midgets started coming out that there's one of
them. Big ass.
He whipped it out, though. Yeah, he did.
Like he like had in his pocket. It's like it folds up into a
napkin or something. He whipped that bitch out and
he's like 5 feet long. Oh, they are fucking crazy.
It's it's hilarious. But yeah, they end up getting
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the ass whipped right along withGrace and Waller.
I don't know what they doing with that.
Comedy Time. Yeah, they ain't got nothing for
Benta. They don't know what's going on
no more. He got that man throwing big ass
hats and they got a big ass hat on the.
Suicide dive. After that, it went over to that
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rope on to him after he threw the hat perfectly through that
motherfucker too. Through the rope.
Like fucking dude. More to come, yeah.
Name Kano Konglow. Konglow.
That's it. Damn.
Yeah, it was. Wow, just dancing through the
hat. Jump on the ring, get my
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paycheck. Goodnight.
Yeah, put my 3 fingers in there and push them in your face.
So we get Charlotte Flair and Alexa Bliss, which is the new
tag team champions. They won at SummerSlam and they
went one on, well, two on two inthe tag team match against
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Roxanne Perez and Raquel Rodriguez.
So they gave a Born ass promo inthe beginning.
I don't know what was going on. They were just out there
talking. Yeah, but I'm the world
champion. No, we're the world champion.
Yeah. I don't know.
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What the fuck? Just don't.
Just don't hit me again. Yeah.
I'm a call you the a word. That a word.
Wow. She really said the a word like,
what are you doing it? It was about. 42 years old.
Yeah, it sound like they just freestyle that.
Let's just go out there and justdo what happens, you know?
Waste, waste, waste. Like 20 seconds.
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You're going to cue the ladies, and then you're going to get to.
It oh, we're talking about shit,just sitting up there just doing
nothing. I said get these motherfuckers
off and and thank you for Roxanne and Perez for coming out
and saving the goddamn day. And they basically wanted a
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rematch. And then Adam Pierce came out
and said, hey, I don't do this type of stuff, you know?
You can't. You do it.
You just did it. But you know what?
I'm in Brooklyn. Right here in Brooklyn.
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We're going to do it. It's on and I'm like what the
hell? All he do is just approve
matches after the wrestlers already make them.
Yeah, he just. Come out there, that's right,
fight right now. Let me, let me talk.
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Let me put some authority into everything.
So this ends with Alexa bliss with the the sister Abigail to
Roxanne for the three count. This was a good match to me.
I I did enjoy it, but it's kind of like you, you you knew who
was gonna win right? You know I don't.
I still don't know why they won,but they definitely gave a good
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match and I would like to see what they got against the Oscar
and Hunger. What her name?
The Kabuki. Yeah, the Kabuki Warriors.
That's right. I would love to see them go
against them. That would be lovely.
That will be fucking lovely, ladies and gentlemen.
I love to see that deal. Still so proud of you Raquel.
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You came such a long way. Yeah.
With your tall Latina self. Yeah.
Every time I see you, Oh no. Every time I see you, it's like,
hey, look at you, don't leave, never mind.
Ladies and gentlemen, cut the noise.
Hold the phone. Big, big mommy cool.
Big Mama cool, ladies and gentlemen.
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And Speaking of Big Mama cool, we got a little bit of that hot
tags with Kane, ladies and gentlemen, What's been going on,
Kane? I want to give a quick shout out
to the tribal thief, the Shula, the Shula father himself,
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Bronson Reed. Those nicknames was crazy
Judgement day. They are.
They're a little sweet and sour right now.
The, the, the man they, they kept their gold.
But sadly the ladies, like we just heard, they are empty
handed. They got the rematch to empty
handed again. They got the rematch.
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Didn't do nothing with it, sadly.
Ladies and gentlemen, AJ Styles is in the building.
He's not acting silly this time.He walks up to a Dom in front of
his homeboys and he says guess what?
We ain't done yet, buddy. We ain't done by a long shot.
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Walks away. We walk down further, guess
what? We got a handful of Mexicans in
the hallway we got Dom in. The LWO is pissed off, dirty.
Dom told them to get out his hallway for no reason.
Dragon Lee is like you, disrespectful.
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That's all Dragon Lee kind of does.
He just hangs around like hey I think you're disrespectful homes
we should fight. He did this shit every week.
Fuck you up. So so we got some Dom and Dragon
Lee action later on and I'm I'm a little so back to AJ.
I'm a little surprised that Dom snuck out of that match with AJ.
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That was that was kind of crazy.Speaking of crazy, let's talk
about that damn hat, Mr. Xavier Woods.
But first, you know, by fact, weneed to thank God for the new
day because tonight they were myPat McAfee.
They put on a decent show. They put on a good show behind
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that microphone and they they are serving as memes after memes
after memes. I love it.
Grace and Waller. We're getting so much grace and
Waller could have sworn we askedfor more carrying cross, but
we're getting more Grace and Waller.
Carrie and do something about that.
Or are you going to resign? That's a different subject.
Grayson Waller very good in the ring.
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Has he found a new home with thenew day?
They took up for him. They took up, they took up for
him. I think that's an initiation
that went pretty well. But you know him.
Find a new home. Alexa Bliss and Charlie Flair
backstage walk into the ring. They almost died.
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Yeah. Rusev and Sheamus almost crashed
into these ladies. They missed them by mere inches.
They flew into the shot so fast.It kind of taught it.
It took me off guard. Oh, hey, hey, What's up?
Did some fall on these motherfuckers backstage
brawling? Can we just, can we just get
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these guys a hardcore match 'cause this, this needs to hurry
up and be done. Get a make it a, a Texas.
What is it? A Texas death match?
Last man standing. Last man standing do.
Something. I'm ready for this shit to be
over y'all. Man standing.
This how fast I want it to be over.
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I'm tagging out. It's tagging out, ladies and
gentlemen, that was hot. Is that easy?
Hot. Tags with the one the only tag.
Hey, breaking wallet, ladies andgentlemen.
I tell you, man, it's a whole lot going on with that, man.
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But you know what? We got a couple other things
going on up beside wrestling news, man.
Have you heard about Vince McMahon being involved in a car
accident? Mm Hmm.
What? Yeah, he was involved in a car
crash last Thursday and will appear in court next month
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'cause they said Mr. McMahon wasissued A misdemeanor summons for
reckless driving and following too closely, resulting in an
accident. No injuries were sustained.
So he might get off pretty easy,but God damn, man, you can't be
doing that, dawg. You can't be doing that.
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Come on. Vincent Kelly McMahon.
Mr. McMahon, Mr. McMahon And Speaking of Mr. McMahon, one of
the people that he have created that have created the the what
we see now in the world of wrestling, Hulk Hogan, who
passed away from a heart attack a few weeks ago.
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Hulk Hogan, he suffered with undisclosed leukemia.
So, yeah, so a lot of people didn't even know about that,
man. So he had leukemia while he
actually had that heart attack. So, man, I tell you, that's
pretty messed up. And for some of y'all out there,
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if you've been under a rock somewhere and you don't know
what's been going on, Brock Lesnar is back.
He's back. That's right, man.
That's right, man. And, and he came back at
SummerSlam night 2. That's right, Triple H had this
to say, he said. My reaction was exactly what I
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thought it was going to be, which was if there had been a
roof on this place, it wouldn't be here anymore.
The dynamic in the room in WWE changes when The Beast is here,
seeing Brock Lesnar come back, anything that you thought was
happening sort of all goes out the window because of the factor
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of Brock Lesnar. Noun just changed the dynamics
incredibly. It makes it unpredictable.
So he really gave some some somegood thoughts out there.
And then I also heard just somebody was telling me in the
back actually, no DQ who also follow us on Twitter.
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Y'all, that's right. So give it up for them.
They follow us on Twitter at this is back network.
No, DQ reported that WWE was reporting they didn't do a press
conference for Summer Slam due to Brock Lesnar's return, and I
think that's kind of protecting some stuff because you don't
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want to do the press conference.Someone actually throw the hey,
what about these allegations, You know, so I think that was
pretty good on that. So ladies and gentlemen, that
was in the backroom locker. Source.
Y'all get at me, which y'all canand we out here.
Can I tag out too or do I just walk out the door?
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I I don't know. Man, go ahead, tag out all.
Right, I'm about to tag out y'all we out this bitch and we
got to go back to the show, though we're not really like out
so. Yeah, we're not going to where
just leaving those segments because we're done with them.
We're still here. In fact we're still here because
dirty dumb was here and y'all know we fuck with dirty Dom.
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Dirty Dom versus dragon lead which you talked about picking
the fight being in hallway. This was a non title match but
this still would have been a great win for dragon lead to
beat a champion. During this match we got 3 El
Grande Americanos. We got 3 of.
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Them forget all about that. We got Trey, we got Trey at the
Grande Americanos and they interfered 1 giving Dragon Li a
kick to the back of the head andthat would gave Dirty Dom the
pin. Dirty Dom got the win.
Then AJ Styles came out to get Dirty Dom but Dom tried to hit
(36:05):
him with the boot miss. AJ got the boot, tried to hit
him, he slipped out the ring andthen he just threw the boot at
him it. Sounds like you just making up
stuff. It does.
That's. What happened?
That's what fucking happened, man.
You. Just making up shit.
(36:27):
Don't watch it. It's on Netflix.
So this is a good way to say, hey, this isn't over, pal,
because, you know, clearly, Yeah, it's not over.
You know, you had a match, you lost and you're still chasing
them. So I guess you got one more
(36:48):
match left in you. And damn it, they need to just
go ahead and give it to AJ. They need.
Yeah, stop playing. Still young AJ.
The damn door. Yeah, please.
And and that'll leave Finn and JD the only people with titles.
(37:11):
Yeah. So they're going to feel like,
well, they're the leaders or at least fan take over the leaders.
So yeah, that'll work into that.Boy.
I don't, I don't know, AJ versusdirty.
I'm going to be honest. I do like how dirty Don Russell,
he he can tell a story. He, he he he is almost like he's
(37:32):
a great student in the ring. That that makes sense.
I think it's great, but he's good at it like you know his dad
taught him well and whoever in WWE taught him well like he
definitely improved he's doing different things he's not
messing up man as much. I love it.
(37:54):
I think he's doing great. I.
Feel like, I feel like he's putting hot.
He's talking back a lot, Yeah. Because sometimes he'll just
throw out some shit and you'll be like dumb, where the fuck you
get that from? Because most of the time he's
like real LAXA Daisy in the ring.
Like everything's notched in line.
(38:16):
And I'm watching this. Way and I'm going to turn you
around and hey, watch this shit.Like.
Whoa, hey, let's. Play on the ropes, did you?
Did you get to see his wing Stopcommercial?
How could I miss it? Oh.
Man oh with the ranch like 8 times.
Yeah, they definitely. Got to protect the stash.
(38:41):
Him and AJ should have a hair versus stash match.
No not we already seen Don without a mustache.
Hair versus hair. I mean, I think that'd still be,
it'd still be entertaining if they do the hair versus stash.
I think they'll make friend of him.
Yeah, Yeah, that's a good idea. Free ideas, you assholes.
For entertainment purposes. Glenn, take it.
(39:03):
Glenn, take it. So can I, can I let, let me get
turn, turn the music off in the background and give me the
crowd. I need the crowd.
Because, ladies and gentlemen, what we're about to talk about
right here, OK, what I'm talkingabout, it's Becky Lynch.
(39:27):
Becky Lynch came out, She bragged about beating Lyra.
And then Nikki, Nikki Bella cameout and she said she's back to
test herself. Mm Hmm.
Because this is the best the women's division has ever been.
(39:49):
The crowd went mild and they went back and forth about, you
know, each other and stuff. You know, she talking about
Becky lies just like her husband, which at that moment I
felt like she opened up a portal.
Man, go ahead. It's like, oh bitch, you did it
(40:09):
now, she said. You're a liar, just like your
husband. And you know what Becky said.
Becky was on it tonight. I loved it.
I loved it. What did she say?
She said don't talk about her and her hot husband don't and I
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thought that was funny. I laugh, especially with her
accent and and Nikki, you know, called out.
Becky mentioned it. Her and her husband, Seth
Rollins are the best wrestling couple of all time.
(40:54):
And she said it could have been her and your.
And she looked beside her. You know, basically to say no
one's there, but we know who she's talking about.
She's talking about John Cena. Oh.
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Which is a no no in the WWE but and the crowd went crazy.
You can't see him. The crowd went crazy and she
said, oh, you can't see him anymore.
(41:40):
And Brooklyn lost it again and I'm at home.
I'm like. And I looked at Nikki and Nikki
looked like she didn't know whatto say after that.
She sounded. What did you expect?
She sounded and looked like she was a a real confused parent.
(42:04):
You know, like a parent that heard some new slang and she
trying to figure out are you talking bad about her man?
It made her look bad, She was. Like she came out there
aggressive too. She did.
Bella was being aggressive vocally.
She did, but this is the type ofshit right here.
I mean, it was, it was, oh man, it it took me out.
(42:28):
I wasn't expecting. That's what I like when I get
promos like that. I like that.
I love it. I love that she did it, Becky
and I. And like I said, I'm starting to
like Becky. She seemed like the little punk
ass kid who was bad as shit, butyou know you can whip her ass.
Was this a skinny girl? Who can?
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You know who ain't? Sticky fight talking that shit.
She do. She do.
She do. And she found out from what?
Her name? NIA Jack.
What is it, Big Mama? It ain't.
Oh, she found out from her. Yeah, Nya, I said NIA.
Yeah, NIA Jax, when she broke her God damn nose, made her wear
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that mask, kept fucking with her.
But yeah. Oh shit I forgot about that and
the LeBron man. I'm loving this person, but I'm
going to tell you like this, somebody need to get their ass
whipped backstage. I'm just saying that was a that
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was a fire ass segment. But Nikki, Nicki was like, you
put your little title on the line and you know, we're
fighting your era, which is not your era.
It's not your era. It's mine.
Era, but it's that yours 'cause mine's yours.
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It's what the fuck you. It's like she's trying to.
She's trying to. It sounds like Nikki was saying
I know I'm. Old, but I'm.
Still kind of young. Oh my God.
We got the same era, but my era.Came first you think this?
Is your era. But it's not.
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It's our era. We're.
Going to share this era? I got to pay my ex-husband some
money. She going to win that belt and
that extra income is going to be.
Such a blessing she got to you. Got to win this belt bro.
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Becky better watch out this girlhungry, Nikki hungry.
And she fed her ass a whole God damn see, I would have had to
punch her in the pussy when I got backstage.
You not going to put that out? I wanted to talk.
Fuck with that. Excuse me?
(44:57):
Excuse me? Who gave me the right to say?
Is there a problem here? Good promo, What did you think
about that I. Can't see it I.
Mean trying to have a conversation about triple agent
in the room, hey. She's just walking away from her
(45:20):
own the belt. She looking at AAA?
Yeah, it was a good promo. Right.
Excuse me? She got her hand on her palm.
Like facing the sailor. Like what?
I mean, that's what we're doing around here.
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OK, It's your error armor. I guess I'm Charlie Flair now.
Eggs are my fucking. Face oh shit, I'm sorry Nikki,
I'm. Gonna stop playing with Becky.
Ah, damn it, Nikki, you getting fucked up?
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Yeah, she, yeah, she shouldn't have came out that aggressive
and she shouldn't have said nothing about her husband is
Yeah, her husband. Yeah, as soon as she said
something about Seth, you, you knew.
You knew it was coming. And and you in Brooklyn, too.
Now no bullshit area like Nebraska.
Yeah, if you was in Nebraska, there you probably.
(46:27):
Ohio or some shit. A few people would have got it.
Oh, oh, OK. Nicki said we in Brooklyn, but
the act of fooling this bitch? Let me ruffle some fantasy, you
fucking. I got this big ass windbreaker
contraption. Something that it looked like
(46:48):
Sephirah WAR before. What they had on similar shit.
Looked too big for her though, but it fit him kinda.
They switched. They switched outfits at the
last minute. They did.
I can see it. I can see it.
I wouldn't wear that. Oh, they need to go ahead and
just become, you know, so you need to just join the vision.
(47:10):
Put her in the fucking group man.
She might, might as well. I mean, they might be waiting
for her, you know, that might bethe last point.
Or you go, oh, we need someone else in the group.
She might be the last one. And and I'm I'm down for it.
I would love to see them all come out together and cut promos
together against their opponents.
Like love to see that shit, man.Oh, May.
(47:33):
Seth. May.
Becky Punk, AJ. Punk, AJ, you putting Punk and
AJ with them? I'm just saying just talking
shit. Don't talk shit.
I don't want to see Punk with them.
I don't even think AJ would findout if if I was there.
(47:55):
Hold on. So my question is, I did have a
question after the whole back ofthe real quick if you can give
an answer. She said they are the best tag
team couples. What do you feel about that?
Is that a lie? We talking a female wrestler?
(48:17):
Male wrestler? You put those two in the ring
with what other male, female tagteam?
That been a couple. I got 1.
I, I, I, I could think of maybe Sable and Mark Marrow.
Maybe that's the first team thatcome to mind.
(48:39):
You know what my first team was?What?
The game in China? God damn.
It you know what I was thinking of Game and Stephanie.
I. Completely forgot about China.
Yeah, they were fucking. They were together.
They sure were. They were to fucking together.
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Man. I was thinking Stephanie, I
won't even think about China. China.
Whoop, everybody. Sorry Steph, got to stay out
this one. I want to win.
No, Becky ain't. Becky ain't whooping, child.
She will drag her ass around. No, it's it's two dudes versus a
dude. And his wife, he got he going to
(49:24):
treat her like Randy had to do aRic Flair in the tag team.
Shoot, babe. Oh.
No. Yeah, we all getting out of
that. Oh, so y'all let us know, is
there any other male wrestler, female wrestler, mixed tag team
(49:46):
that you think would be up therewith Seth Rollins together?
Yeah, we're together. Yeah.
And you know what? I she do have a valid point.
Like to say that y'all the best male female couple in wrestling.
I'm not going to sit here and completely deny that, but you
(50:10):
give me it'll be. Hard to press it.
You give me Triple H with the goddamn, you know, the game with
the goddamn metal shit on the metal vest on his chest.
Come on. What?
Yeah. Oh.
I used to love that thing. You give me that game, I'll take
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it. He was, he was reckless.
He, he, he wasn't smart enough at that point.
He was just reckless. He.
Was just doing my shit. Ramming sledgehammers and shit,
Let me fight. Him Bueno.
Cerebral. Nothing cerebral.
And China will hit you in a nut sack set up for a pedigree.
Boom. That's the end of the goddamn
(50:53):
match. So yeah, y'all let us know if
there's any other male female couple.
I know China and Xbox was datingat some point so.
But by the time they were datingthey were all, you know, old and
shit. So we get the main event, LA
night. Yeah.
(51:14):
Versus Seth freaking Rollins forthe World Heavyweight title.
This was a good match. We got some punches, we got some
kicks, some outside the ring action, head butts to the nuts.
We got the padden removed from the ringside and Seth was about
(51:36):
to curb stump LA Knight with into the cement floor.
But CM Punk came for the rescue.Well, at least CM Punk thought
he was coming for the rescue, orat least the fans thought that.
I think CM Punk was just coming to fuck up Seth Rollins, and he
came out of the crowd and causedthe DQ for LA night because CM
(51:58):
Punk attacks Seth Robbins. So that automatically
disqualified the person who didn't get attacked, which would
be LA Night. Yeah.
And then so he was like, he pulled Punk back.
Like, what the fuck was that, bro?
Yeah. Crowd was like.
(52:19):
Oh yeah, but Sam Pong, like fuckthat.
I want him. And then Brian Breaker, right?
And then Brian? Away from him, get back.
Here. Then Brian Breaker came out of
nowhere, just speared the hell out of seeing him punk in the
fucking entrance. Well, I ain't gonna say speared
the hell out of him. It was kind of sloppy looking.
(52:39):
We've seen him better. It was decent.
Yeah, it was alright. And then he speared LA Knight,
then gave a Super Spear to LA Knight, and both Punk and Knight
got the curve stump from the oneand only Seth freaking Rollins.
And as they were leaving, Roman Reigns music hit and he appears.
(53:04):
That's right. The crowd was like, yeah, Roman
was dead in front of Joe Biden's.
With brand new shoes. And you know, for me at this
point, he Superman punched Bronson, threw Brian Breaker
(53:25):
into the steel chairs. I mean still stares and then
into the ring. Seth Rollins ran out.
Then Brian got back in, went fora spear, but he scoop slammed
his ass and started punching himin the face.
Yes, that's right, the tribal chief scoop slam.
God damn. You see in in school like it
(53:47):
wasn't like a spam Buster or nothing he like.
Did that. You see the school?
Yeah. Bathroom from Scoop Slam right
there. He slammed his ass.
He just grabbed my feet. Bro slam.
So scoop slam. *** you tripped me up.
Don't do that. No, I scooped you slammed.
(54:07):
You he did like 3 times too so. He did, yeah.
And and then that's when those *** shit.
Then Bronson Reed came in and got the same damn thing.
He scoop slammed his ass and started punching him and
punching him. And right when you won't even
expecting it man, Seth Rollins came from behind and curved
(54:30):
stumped the hell out the tribal chief y'all yes, he just man.
And at this like they just, theyspeared him, they did the Super
Spear and then we got 3 tsunamisfrom goddamn Bronson Reed.
(54:55):
Baby bombs. The people came out like no, no,
these the same people trying to break up goddamn, I mean Rusev
and goddamn Shamus, all you keephearing no stop fighting, stop,
stop that's. Enough.
Ain't nobody doing nothing, justpeople talking and shit.
(55:18):
It was just crazy man. And, and after the three
tsunamis, then he took his sneakers again.
He took his last pair last week.I, I just want to know, how do
someone agree to that in this storyline?
I'm going to take your motherfucking shoes off your
(55:39):
feet, man. Twice.
Run that shit twice. Wam round my shit.
Lafala. But wam round Nik.
You better had a he better have both pairs of shoes wrapped
around his neck next time we seehim on TV.
And Roman better choke his ass with the shoe strings too.
(56:03):
He better plays twice the shoe. Lafalot is crazy.
You got your kicks on. What's next?
There you go. There you go with some super
glue on his soles next. They're trying to cheat smarter
(56:26):
than you think. Your dumb ass up ripping your
socks off and shit you. Guys feet up, they travel.
Feet out how you show up and getthe crowd hyping.
Get your ass whipped. Man, twice.
Man Jay, who's on nowhere. I thought he was coming out.
(56:48):
I thought so too. I was like, but then I was like,
they ain't gonna save. Jay was so funny.
And he ain't. He ain't that guy no more.
Yeah. Ain't doing.
That get fucking get his shirt taken or something.
Yeah, Roman Reigns came out. Yeah.
How how loud do you think the crowd's gonna get if Jake came
out? If that mean they.
They might. They probably would have because
(57:10):
he's coming to save the Tribal chief and I think they want to
see. Them come out after Roman.
It came out, 'cause like you said, he ain't, you know he
ain't, he ain't up there with him.
Yeah, sorry about that. Oops.
One word, full letter, 3 syllables.
(57:32):
Some shit. So I'm what What's going on
here? What What are we looking for
now? We got LA Knight?
CM Punk and Roman Reigns, are wegoing to see a six man tag?
(57:54):
Because at this point we haven'tseen it yet.
We did see the tag team match, but that was just against
Bronson Reed and Bron Bron, Well, Bron Bronze, Bronson and
Brown Breaker. What's next?
There gonna be a six man tag. It will be hard not to do that.
That formula is too hard to ignore and too easy to do.
(58:19):
But so just get that. Title won't be on the line.
You keep everybody safe. No one really loses saving foot
in 'cause they I'm gonna say they out of town, they're going
to be out of the they're going to be like in Paris or some
shit, right for the next pay-per-view.
(58:39):
So maybe save some fun for the. States Paris or some shit like
that. Yeah, man, we don't need to
defend No title over there. Fuck them.
Unless somebody's going to turn,somebody can turn.
They could. It could be LA night or seeing.
(59:01):
I don't think it'll be seeing. I don't think it'll be seeing.
That wouldn't even look right. And Paris.
And Perry? I see LA Knight doing it and him
turning heel. Yeah, because, yeah, 'cause
'cause he already had his match with Seth.
I mean, half the time is usuallya fucking Smackdown or some
(59:24):
shit, but he came over, he had his match with Seth Rollins.
Is he going to go back 'cause I think that's where Brock is
going to go. I think Brock's going to go over
to Smackdown more often because he wants Cena, you know, and
Roman is back on Raw now. So I think they kind of split it
(59:47):
up like that. So if LA Knight is going to stay
on Raw and continue what happened with Seth Rollins,
because it looked like it's not over, I can't, I can't figure
that being over. He just go back to Smackdown.
Just go. So he's going to be on Raw for a
while. He he needs to go ahead.
Yeah, I can see him turning and joining the group.
(01:00:11):
I can see that. Dang, that's crazy.
I would do it. That's crazy.
I'm just saying I would do it. But yeah, ladies and gentlemen,
I think it's about that damn time.
And if y'all don't know what I'mtalking about, it's my favorite
part of the show. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to
(01:00:33):
the Oh my Moments of the night. Hey Scooby dive bad boy.
Daddy, Daddy, let's go. Bro, I got you buddy.
Now this is Mag Network, ladies and gentlemen, we have the big
old My Gee Moment of the Night. Yes Sir, yes Sir.
(01:01:00):
And I want to tell y'all what mymoment of the night is.
My Oh my Gee, moment of the night, Winky.
(01:01:23):
Ladies and gentlemen, my Oh my Gee, moment of the night is
Becky Lynch. The promo of the night, ladies
and gentlemen, I got to give it to Becky Lynch.
I I don't care. I don't like it.
Got to give it to Becky Lynch. Becky, Becky, Becky.
(01:01:46):
Becky with the pretty. That was a that was a mic drop.
That. Was mic drop.
That was we didn't get one of those in a minute.
So what's your Oh Mikey moment of the night?
My my my my oh Mikey. Moment of the night.
(01:02:07):
It was actually Penta's Total World Mexican Destroyer, but
this didn't look crazy. It did.
You couldn't even describe it it.
Did. You couldn't even describe it if
Becky John up there, but you know, I was old.
I was old shit for both of them.I.
Was too, but I think. Panther is my cause.
(01:02:30):
I've never seen some. It was retarded.
Yeah, I I get it. If it to me, it wasn't perfect
enough. It was good to to to get it
done. I can respect that.
But it wasn't like perfect like the the flow of it wasn't
perfect enough. So like.
I think the Becky joint would understand.
(01:02:50):
The Becky joint, you knew what was coming when Bella said
something about Seth. See.
No, I haven't stopped you there.I didn't know what was coming.
I just knew the door opened. I didn't know if she would go
there. Bro hell yeah.
I'm I'm nay, I'm sitting. Sometimes you anticipate, and
(01:03:10):
that's what I was doing. Wait, I don't, I don't know.
I don't want to know what's going to happen.
Let me, let me just witness this.
I'm it just man. I know what I would do to.
Open door. And it was, and I didn't know
she'd be telling. *** to stop talking both sides.
I don't think she, I don't like I told you, Nikki look like a
sad, confused parent. She didn't think she did nothing
(01:03:33):
wrong. Like ain't you like your high
lies? That's on you, buddy.
That was life. Nikki was being light.
Your husband lied. Man about to bring up and you've
seen what happened with with with Tiffy time and Charlotte.
Becky ain't going to let that shit happen to her.
(01:03:55):
Like, no, I'm doing that shit toyou.
Your husband lies. Thank you.
Yeah, so you killed your so you lost yours.
So you put your your bet on the line, my era and.
Your era and our era spare. Era we're all era's like she
(01:04:20):
just told your ass to fuck off and it you and me.
What are you going to do? What do you you got to fight?
You guys are rude. And you know, they they not,
they not supposed to squabble right now like some shit like
that. You got to fight.
Oh yeah, I would've had to knockher teeth out in the background.
(01:04:42):
I better hear something in the God damn tabloids tomorrow about
Becky Linds getting smacked in the back of her fucking forehead
by Nikki Bella. I better hear she goes.
Clapper and running. And that's for you, because
you're mean. You were totally, 100% out of
(01:05:06):
line. That's what we do in my era,
because in your era, you fuckinghooker whore, you cock sucker
bitch, don't. You have drinking problems or
something? Oh yeah?
Oh yeah, you got drinking problems, bitch, you fucking
(01:05:27):
drunk. Oh God, let's stop Lazy Job.
We got to stop. Oh man, man.
You got to be, you got to be more careful than.
You be careful because you don'tknow you pickle heads.
I'm trying to put food on my table.
(01:05:48):
You guys are being mean. Your husband isn't getting
100,000 a month from you, you piece of shit.
That better not be the real amount.
I don't know, but it it's up there when she got to come back
to wrestling, I think, I think she was retired at that point
(01:06:12):
when she got married. Now she's like Dang.
Man. I don't, I don't want to put no
fake shit out there. Allegedly, allegedly y'all but
it it boy. Hey, I know when I heard that
story, when I broke that story, her ass was back in the ring.
I know that when she came back, I said, oh, I know what this
about. So you damn right, 'cause you
(01:06:35):
don't understand. In my era, when we used to do,
oh, Nikki, you, you need to get with Paul Heyman and just come
up with some good shit, man. She was doing good until until
the next year. She wants to right She.
Was doing good till she won't. All you had to do is keep Seth
(01:06:57):
name on your mouth and this would have been maybe a even
even vocal bout. But.
Yeah, maybe. But you and your husband.
Maybe you shouldn't be so mean you a word.
(01:07:17):
Oh man, I'm so sorry. Nicka, Nicka, Nicki, I'm so
sorry for you. Called her the N word.
You call the N word and in my era we can say.
That but. You don't say this.
You can't do that now. You can't do it now, do you
(01:07:38):
'cause it's her era? Can I have a dollar?
It's not even her era anymore. There's other people era.
Can I borrow $70,000? Per each month.
For about 5 more years. Till I reach WrestleMania.
Let me stop. What are we doing?
(01:08:02):
I'm sorry. Hey, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry. Shame on you.
Oh hey, the thing you got to saybefore we get by here, man.
Keep Seth's name out your fucking mouth.
God damn it. Keep his God damn name out of
his mouth. Keep his name out of your mouth
(01:08:25):
and alive. Do it right now.
In the words of the Hulkster, brother, if you're not a 8 foot
*** making over $100 million, atleast get a *** who's out there
playing basketball. Brother, God damn it, what
you're going to do with the 8 foot near crying?
(01:08:49):
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