Monday Night Wrestling Podcast Ep032 | Nike Walk-Arounds

listen as we take you through the 08/18/2025 episode of Monday night raw live on Netflix as hosts Mack & Kang gives reviews and personal opinion on the nights event

Episode Transcript

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Hey, what's going on? Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to
another episode of Monday Night Wrestling Podcast and we got a
show for you. That's right, Monday Night Raw
has come live from Philadelphia,PA and let me tell you, we got a
little bit of Seth Rollins and the Visionaries.
Well, the visions. But anyway, y'all already know

(00:22):
that EO Sky is in action with Raquel Rodriguez and let me tell
you, EO Sky says she really needs to do this on her own.
So we'll see how that turned out.
Xavier Woods versus Pinta, remember the big hat?
And he broke the hat and he owe him 18 grand.

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Let's see if he get that money back or not.
Judgment Day is in action with Finn Balor and JD going up
against, you know, Dragon Lee and a special, special Monday
Night Raw debut, Iguana Man. So, yeah, we're going to get
into that. If you don't know who he is, I'm

(01:07):
telling you, he's one of the greatest of all.
Yeah. So we get Natalia.
Yeah, that's right. Stiff man.
Heart Natalia versus The Man, Becky Lynch for the Women's IC
Championship title, and let me tell you, you ain't really
missed nothing. Then we get Naomi comes out and

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she has a special announcement. You want to know what that
announcement is? You're going to find out right
here and we get the main event with main event Jay USO and
Braun Breaker. So y'all make sure y'all stay
tuned and we will be right back.You heard?
Have a good job. With pounding, drove shouted out

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the wings of life. Under the life, the warriors
thrive. Feel the roar here, the crowds,
the man. It's Monday night.
Let's take a stand, Barney. Clash.
The tension grows in the square circle.
Anything goes. Show slams the suplexes rain

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blood and sweat. A glorious pain.
Heroes rise till it falls. In this battle, we'll give it
all the bell tolls. Burn out, you rapist, for it's
Monday night. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to

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episode 32 of Monday Night Wrestling Podcast.
I am your host Mac, and I'm herewith the one and only.
How, how, how the hell are you guys doing tonight?
Well, let me tell you something,brother.

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We. Get the 8 foot tall *** in here
brother. We got Rochelle up in here as
well. Brother.
Rochelle Rodriguez is in the building.
Brat brat. That's an inside joke, you guys.
Yeah, that was a blooper somewhere.

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But yeah, so we come in live from Philadelphia, PA, 13,056.
In attendance and commentary wasCorey Graves and Michael Cole.
Now, I want y'all to understand this.
Let me turn this down a little bit, OK?

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Next week, WWE Monday Night Raw will start early.
OK, then Birmingham, UK. So they're going to be starting
early next week, 3:00 PM EasternTime and 12:00 PM Pacific.
OK Pacific. I said, yeah, fuck it, it is.

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Fine. It's fine.
Pacific. I did say it.
Right, Right. But Pacific, Yeah, Pacific Time.
Wait. You're saying Pacific or you?
You said it right, we're thinking about Pacific.
You're not supposed to say specific.
Time yeah, I think that's the catcher people be saying
specific and I said Pacific, so I all right, all right, but

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anyway, there we go. Anyway, it starts at 12:00 PM
Pacific Time. OK, so if you had work or
something, you might want to bring your little laptop, your
little, you know. Pick the kids up or something.
Yeah, you got to do all that. And just remember, oh shit,
Raw's on right now. Can't miss this.

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This would be the one the Rock returns or some shit.
Oh my God, no. With the Elvis outfit on and
shit. So Monday Night Rawl is
gentlemen. And also I forgot to mention
during the top of the show that we also have hot tags with Kane
coming up. Let's not forget about that one

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and not forget about that one that that is fee every time see,
every time somebody trying to talk something about the Kang
see, I love Kang. I love when they do the hot
tags. So you tag me and then he tags
me, see and I put my elbow pad up just a little bit this to

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cover that spot that's been covered for the past 30 minutes
and then I drop that elbow on them.
Baby, you know how we do it here.
Tell him about it, Cane. Tell him about it, Cane.
Tell him about the hot topics, the hot tags and all the hot
naked booties that we see. And then strip clubs, some

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stripper clubs. Well, let me tell you something
that we got the big booty Jezebels.
We got the freaks of the week that make your knees.
Weak grow. Get some brother.
Rest in peace, Hulk Hogan, man. That's not right.

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You we shouldn't be doing them. That's not shit.
So so we start tonight off with Seth freaking Rollins, Seth
freaking Rollins in the vision. It kicks off Monday night.
Ross Seth looking like a dozen of roses and or or an old

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comforter bedspread. I don't know what it was it it
looked like Braun was laughing at him, you know, laughing at
his outfit as well in the back. Why not?
He looked like a damn bouquet flower shop walking.
Flower shop. Oh my God.
But hey but your people attack me under your TikTok page about

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Seth Rah. I'm a hater though.
I'm the I'm the hater. I'm the haters.
Going hate, haters. Going haters going hate.
Lipstick on. Haters going fucking hate.
Ain't that about a bitch? And and you approve that you.
Leave him alone that that's hey man, it's free speech.
I would need St. Now you.

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Now you're changing it up. Now you know damn well that was
a stupid ass outfit. You know that?
Stop that. Stop.
What a hot husband is supposed to wear.
Not that shit. Not that shit, no.
A hot husband me doing hot husband that's.
Someone who's trying to think outside the box and it's too far

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fucking out, that's what that. Is don't hate.
That what that is Becky. Becky don't got a rant calling
about a hot husband that her flat no ass having ass no.
Look at this. No hate, ladies and gentlemen,
you love that boy on Becky Little booty.
Becky can't tell me she got the hottest husband.

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She's sitting there with no ass,no.
That hot husband, he ain't got no ass fetish.
He he likes whatever. She like whatever she delivered.
I'm sure if she had whatever shewould love it more.
I'm pretty sure she's amazing when she's intoxicated.
Yeah, because of her accent. That's what got him the accent.

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I love the way you talk. You remind me of a visionary, a
dictionary. A.
Dictionary Now I want you sexualarry.
Oh, but anyway. So yeah, like I said, I really
thought that Braun was laughing at his outfit.

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I can't wait till Braun take thetitle from Seth.
I really can't. But anyways, Paul came, you
know, home, meaning he was home of ECW and he calls himself the
GOAT in Philly. Badass Braun breaker.
OK yes God bad ass Braun breaker.

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I love the T-shirt and we also had big Bronson Reed as Heyman
was hyping up everyone hyping the crowd and everything about
these men and they start chanting the tribal chief and
before you know, then they went past the the mic to Seth.

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Before Seth can even speak, somebody interrupted.
Oh, so just me. Oh, of course, day one is he
came out the crowd. I was like, oh Lord, here we go.
Jay USO come out through the crowd eating with every kid that

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couldn't eat properly. I don't know.
He's just the kids just look stiff as a bitch yeet and I'm
like what's go sit your ass downso it's.
Like they get nervous and and they just fuck it up.
Yeah, they're just. Everybody, it's like it's not
hard to. I get mad when I see it.
I just move when he move shit. Move when he move.

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Just like that. You, you got your own song in
your head. Like listening to like the
totally different song Yeet. Why are your hands up and his
hands down? What are we doing?
*** listening to na na na na. And my kids ain't going to
embarrass me with that eating shit.
You could practice that shit in the car or something.

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Oh, shit. So yeah, so Jay came in, he
tried to talk, you know, I guessabout him threatening Brown
Breaker, threatening his family and, you know, Seth Rollins and
all of them. So Seth hypes Braun to kick some
ass tonight against Jay. You know, he just started saying
everything. He thinks you're your uncle's a

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moron. He think you come from a family
of fat asses and and this and that and that and Brahm was
ready to attack his ass OK when Heyman said in the name of the
late great Tommy Dreamer. That was insane.
He said I know he's not dead, but he should be.

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That said, why? What the fuck?
That was insane. I had to explain that to my girl
because, you know, she, I make references to her because she's
a casual and you know, she was like, why?
Why would he say like Tommy, he was going to kill him?
Tommy, he was going to shoot him.
He owe Tommy some money. He owe Tommy money.

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Tommy, don't play by his money. That's one goddamn thing you
need to know about time. He'll play about that.
So yeah, if he said it, just wow.
So Jay stopped them and said theonly rule he needs to know about
his extreme rules yet, which I Iunderstand, Jay, like, I'm glad

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he did, cut them off 'cause he ain't even let them fit.
Look, look, look look look. I just need only one goddamn
heat and and extreme rule and voila, we had a match.
There you go. This will be the main event Jay

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USO versus Brown Breaker ExtremeRules which.
Extreme Rules. Extreme rules, not hard.
Very powerful word. That's why you're not going to
get a hardcore, you're going to get a what is it a Donnie
Brooks? What the fuck is they doing?
A good old Donnie bro of Sheamusin them.

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Do you got that coming? Up country, man.
I don't know what the fuck he's saying.
I have it, I don't. Some type of Garth Brooks match.
Donna Brooks or Dana Brooks or do I don't know what the fuck?
Yeah, I'm like, what? They're good old fashioned.
God damn good old Barnes and Noble match.

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The mic was too far away. From you, I said.
What the fuck? Good old Hobby Lobby match.
Good old fashioned Hobby Lobby Lobby match.
Barnes and Nobles Harley God do Hobby Lobby.
Right there by the yarn we got. Forever 21 turmoil later on

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tonight. Over there by the fabric over
there with the fucking, painted fucking letters.
Thread and the and. The bedazzle and sprinkles.
Let me be quiet before somebody in the comments.
You don't know wrestling. You don't know what an old
fashioned Hobby Lobby fight is. Yeah, you have fun with that
hobby. Lobby.

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I don't want to fucking see thatshit.
I'll figure it out. This would be my first one, my
first Hobby Lobby match at Clashof Paris or some shit.
Anyway, so we get EO, Sky. Hi, EO.
EO. EO Sky versus Raquel Rodriguez

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and EO, like I said in the beginning of the show, she
really needs to do this on her own.
And I tell you that bottom what is that?
That that bullet train attack that was that was overpowered by
Raquel. But EO the Japan sky pilot,

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that's right, I came up with that by myself.
She was all in the sky in Phillytonight.
You hear me? She it wasn't a disappointing
match. I really enjoyed this match.
EO gave us 2 suicide dives outside the ring which Raquel
end up catching the second one and threw her ass into the ring

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post and then Raquel went for the Tahana bomb which was
reversed by EO into a Frankensteiner.
That was pretty cool. Yeah, that was and then over the
Moon moonsault which gave EO thewin.
Then after the match, Raquel andRoxanne Perez jumped EO and real

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rippery. Real rippery.
That's right. That's what.
The real, real rippery. Because you really need real
Rippery. So real Ripley came to save the
day. All right, now I'm starting to
see this storyline. So I'm I'm assuming EO Skye

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isn't going to win any titles. Not right now.
Rio, Ripley and EO is going to do A tag team against the Kabuki
Warriors. That I I can see that coming.
I don't know when. The writing's on the wall.
Yeah, you can just see it coming.

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So I don't know what they're going to do, and I don't know
who's going to end up taking theplace of Naomi as well.
Oh, what happened with Naomi? Oh yeah, we'll get to.
That maybe we'll get to that. We didn't plan to say that.
We didn't plan to say that. We just did it.

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Just right out of the way, you know?
Just right out of the fucking way.
So yeah, we can all see this storyline about to emerge, but
I'm just saying with the twist plot that's coming up later on
in the show, I wonder how that'sgoing to work with this.
You know, are they going to set them up for A tag team match or
the world tag team titles at some point?

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You know that's possible just tokeep some belts on them and make
that tag team division a little more interesting.
Yeah, I think they should do tagteam, tag team belts, go for
that. Yeah.
So all right, we get a little bit of Xavier Woods versus
Penta. That's right, Penta went up

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against New Days on Xavier Woodsand Grayson Waller comes out
with them and Grayson looking like a damn sex offender or some
shit. What the fuck did he have on a?
12 Shades of Grey. His back was out.
Yeah, I had on a jumper with no fucking shirt with some slim.

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Ass jumpers out I. Ain't never seen some slim
jumper jeans. Last time you seen a jumper with
some flam? What do they be doing backstage?
Boy came out there so flamboyant.
I bet with the fashion designs in the bottom of the jeans, what
am I mentioning here is is this a is this a yen?

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Is this he? He needs some some fucking Long
John shirts under that and some Tim's that what he should add.
That's what the fucking should have had or got.
What the fuck was you doing grazing?
Am I missing saying is this? Is this the the fashion now?
Like you're my old? This, this is this.

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I don't know what this this is like goth.
This is kinky goth attire. Lady Gaga.
God damn it. Kinky God.
Shit, there you go. There you go.
This is some lady. Some good lady.
Good God. Oh, man, thank God.
And then Xavier Woods tore up that little that that little,

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but tore up that girl's sign during his entrance.
I was like damn black girl. She liked it.
She she, she was recording it. That's.
Content. She's good.
She was, but she probably spent a lot of time on that thing,
probably trying to get it signed.
Well. Bret Hart signed it before they

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told him there ain't no more seats left so she bought it to
the reindeer baby and then Xavier just go God damn RIP the
damn. Thing, hey, that's cool.
Let me see that. Fucking shit.
But yeah, man, I mean, Xavier wanted his money, all right?
We've seen a lot of things in this matter.
We've seen a lot of things in this.

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Now, we had some finger biting moments, and I mean that
literally, OK, I ain't talking about like finger biting.
Like, oh, it's so tension. No, we had it literally
happening. He wanted.
Sets up in his face. He wanted his 18 grand from
PENTA for fucking up his hat last week on Raw, and we got
Jeff Jarrett taunts. Walk over PENTA.

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I said damn, I got excited. I was like, hit that wall in
your drawer. That was wow, that was Yeah.
And, and it's got damn drawers too.
We had some new pair of drawers too.
You know people back when they get them.
Thank God. Drawers.
Yeah, that what it was. I mean it, it was crazy.
I was laughing at penta jump from from the top of the ring
post onto the outside on Woods and Waller.

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Xavier went in for the honor roll, but Penta caught him with
the Penta Driver didn't have enough strength to pin him on
time, so he kicked out Xavier. So after that we got Penta again
jumping outside the ring. This time he landed on Kofi and
on Waller. So Waller's just getting in from

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all different angles and we get a Mexican.
Just the way he likes. It yeah, I bet, with his little
slick hair to the side and shit.Back all out.
So we get the Mexican destroyer to put Woods out of his misery
and Penta takes the win. And next week, we're going to
get Penta versus Kofi Kingston to see if he has the power to do

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it. Since Waller couldn't do it,
since, you know, knew they couldn't do it, Let's see what.
Somebody gotta get that money. I guess I don't fucking know.
We have 0 to do with Penta and we're showing it to you.
I mean, Kofi is a former world champion, so this would be a
big, this would be a big win, possibly his biggest win since

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coming to the WWE. Have you beaten another world
heavyweight champion? I'll give you that.
You know, so that'll help build up or whatever.
Have we got Kofi versus Braun Breaker?
Have we had that yet? I.
Don't I don't remember seeing that we.
Should have that I would love tosee.

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We need that, yeah. Yeah, just fuck them up mid air,
you know, do something. So yeah, now we're going to go a
little bit into what I like to call some hot fucking tags.
Ladies and gentlemen, we do thishot tag shit.
It is about time for some hot tags.

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Ladies and gentlemen, give it upfor Kang and a hot tag.
What's going on with the hot tags?
At him, at him. Hear ye, hear you.
We got Naomi news, breaking newsthat you're going to hear later.
We had to wait, so you got to wait.
EO and the Kabuki Warriors and Ria Ripley.

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Ripley, Ripley, Ripley. There.
We go my bad I've messed it up the 1st.
Where we got to work on that? She, Ria, is just in the middle
of this weird kabuki friendship.It's a on and off thing and
everybody, it's so damn cute on that fucking screen.
When they when they put them, when they put all of them on

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screen, it is just so many pretty faces to look at.
I don't know what to do with myself.
I don't worry about it. Everybody, please just get
along. Can you please just get along?
Bailey? I'm about to start calling her
Bailey Orton. She she, she's hearing voices in
her head. They talking to her.

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She trying to act like she don'tunderstand.
I like it. It's showing more personality.
I'm I'm eager to see what she's doing next.
Evil Bailey. I am here for it.
Becky Lynch. As y'all know, last week she was
she was verbally assaulted by Natalia.

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And what is that other girl? What is that tall lovely lady
name Maxine Dupree? Maxine Dupree.
And Tazawa, they, they stepped up to her and was like, hey, why
are you a bitch? That's basically what they said.
That's basically what they said.And Becky's like, hey, guys, I

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will whoop each and every one ofyou.
And that's what she did tonight.How?
How is Natalia getting intercontinental title shot?
As everybody like Michael Cole said, she's done nothing for
eight years. Not nothing, but she didn't have
a title for eight years. You did 8 years of nothing and

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you get but it. Might change.
It might change tonight, though.Huh.
It might, it might, it might, itmight, it might not.
Who knows? You don't deserve that.
And why? It says I was still here.
And we, we, we ain't got no damncross anyway, Shamus.
Shamus is backstage. He called himself a big ginger.

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Now, about a month ago on socialmedia, people were going around
saying that gingers were, you know, they got some black in
them. I'm like, OK, sure.
So Shamus just pretty much said you got to get in the ring with
a big *** The WWE is giving us *** in Paris, ladies and

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gentlemen. Well, let me tell you something.
You're. Irish man, we got we got the
first ever *** in Paris match versus Rusev in a in a Hobby
Lobby match. Lobby, lobby, brother.
Let's get it all on, brother. My first Hobby Lobby match

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against Andre 79. Good God.
That is all true and with that Iam tagging out.
I hope that big *** win against Rusev that.
Big ass *** ladies and gentlemen, give it up for hot
tags with cane. Big red *** Big red *** brother.

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And so we got a little bit of inyour ear news in the back of
WWE. So Nikki Bella has been doing
pictures kind of like the Chris Brown stuff, you know, taking
pictures and, you know, doing the prom poses and stuff like
that as to, you know, to the Dick print and stuff.
And she did that with a fan and social media went off and saying

(26:14):
that it looks inappropriate. You know, it looked like he
really got his shit on her shit or whatever.
I guess if you're really lookingclose, you know, but you.
Look, he's digging in. Yeah, you know, he looked like
he already did bust. He he just got that face like
we'll. See you in nine months, Nate.

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She don't care. She she dragging that money
right? Oh.
My God, not caring is crazy. She gonna sue him.
She gonna sue him so she get themoney away.
My money. This is my era you creep.
You had your Dick on my era. This.

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Is not your era. This is my era.
Give me my money. So yeah, Nikki Bella, she said
it, I didn't feel anything. It felt it never felt
inappropriate. I didn't feel like what the
photo looks like. So she said she's going to chill
back from doing that type of stuff, you know, 'cause she do,

(27:20):
she said she do agree after the photo, she said she think, you
know, that she needs to stop doing that stuff.
So. I definitely messed it up for
everybody. I definitely.
Yeah, that's right. So also WWE referee Charles
Robinson, who has been hospitalized, you know, later on

(27:41):
in the week, well, earlier in the week.
Yep. And he was bitten by a bat.
That's right. Yeah, great way to start my
morning. He said 2:00 AM and I got bit by
a bet. That's right, a bet. 4 hours
later in the ER and six shots. Damn.

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Yeah, so I want to. Say.
Yeah, I want to say congratulations to him getting
some type of help, right. Right.
Superpowers I'm hoping for. Superpowers.
It's going to be the first bet ref I don't know.
Yeah. But yeah, hanging upside down

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from the rafters from the fucking ropes.
Get well, Charles Robbins. Bet Fucking bet.
Get well, get well soon, man. And let's not forget, TMZ did
come out with the real Hulk Hogan story.
Did you look at that? No.

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I looked at a little bit of it and then I fell asleep, not
because it was boring, but because I chose to look at it at
a very late time. So I'm still working on that.
So yeah, man, that's about it that I got for all up in here.
You know what I mean? With a little bit of WWE gossip,

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y'all. Let me know what y'all think
about that. Hogan.
Oh, what do you say, brother? What do you say, brother?
I bet you the bat was black, brother. *** bat *** bat 8.
Foot bat biting white people brother.

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Oh my God. So that's it right there for
backstage media talk. And now we're going to go back
to the show. We get Judgment Day.
That's right. Finn Balor and JD with, you
know, got to protect the stash himself.
Dominic Mysterio, Dirty Dom versus Dragon Lee and Iguana Man

(29:52):
from AAA in A tag. Team.
Iguana, Mr. Iguana, whatever thefuck.
We got a double over the rope dive outside the ring.
On to judgement Day. Now when I see a iguana man
beating Finn with a puppet, I said fuck this.

(30:18):
I'm not, I'm, I'm, I'm not lying.
I I just said fuck this. Fuck this shit.
And and and Finn should have been like, I've wrestled too
long to be in here getting fucked up by God damn puppet and
I'm sitting here. Selling Puppet.
I'm selling this shit. You smack me in the stomach with

(30:39):
it. I'm oh, what are what are we
doing? It's for the kids, man.
It's for the kids. I'm fucking Fenn Balor.
Yeah. But.
It's for the kids. No kid like the kids.
Fuck no you don't. No.
Not no more. That's a strong ass puppet
though. Yeah, we got.

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Something in that puppet. Yeah, we got.
The El Grande of metal piece inside of the Iguana space.
But but we got coupe de grace, no Coupe degrasse coupe degrasse
to end this playful ass match. As if we couldn't get enough of

(31:20):
it, they started attacking lizard man and dragonfly and
then God damn, I fucked their names all up.
But then Dale Vikingo, what the fuck is that right is it?
What is this? Fucking man.
Yeah. With this six tiny braids.
With the Mohawk. With the Mohawk braid on his

(31:42):
head, Yeah. Yeah, micro braid.
I would just call him Vikingo. God damn it, he came to save the
day until Dirty Dom hit his ass in the back with the damn IC
title and then finish it off with a good old Hobby Lobby frog
splash. That's right.
And that end with Humans Day andJudgment Day and everybody

(32:05):
holding up all these damn belts including the AAA Mega
championship belt. Which vacuum?
That's a long name. Yeah, Vacuingo is the champion
and that's his title, so they'reholding it all up and stuff and
just holding gold, man. And I believe Dom and Val Kingo

(32:29):
has a match at Worlds Collide. Yep, that's it.
The king of the Lucha of the wars.
That's right. I hope I'm saying it's dirty
dumb, right? I think I am saying it.
Probably not, but they know who we're talking about The.
Little Chinese, yeah, yeah, a little Manju.
Good looking man the. God damn man.
The golden The golden child. It looked like the golden child.

(32:57):
Can I please have the knife? Doing the 300 front flips
before. He land on you that's.
His finishing move, That's very dangerous.
Yeah, he's going to injure himself more than someone
injuring him. So yeah, this was this was OK
match. I wasn't mad at it, but it it

(33:17):
really was. I put it like this, it wasn't
the worst match of the night to me.
It was very silly, but entertaining at the same time.
Yeah, once you got that, you once you got the green head man,
Mr. Iguana in there is like, just just turn your brain off
and just try to enjoy yourself because it's it's going to get

(33:41):
very just like he he got knockeddown and he laid on his back and
pretended to be stiff and cool. Like, I know what iguanas do.
Like what the fuck is this? That's when I was like, all
right, guys, let's, let's bring it us.
Let's bring it back. Like how we do it too much?
Yeah, I I've tried my best to tonot punch the shit out of this

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match because like I said, it wasn't it wasn't the weakest, it
wasn't the weakest match. The weakest match was
definitely, you know what, we'llwe'll get to that.
We'll get to it. So actually the weakest match
was. The next match we're going to
get to it was. About to say something next.

(34:25):
We're going to get right to it, right motherfucking answers.
We talk about the weakest goddamn match.
Let's get to it. The weakest fucking match of the
night was Natalia the stiff Man Heart versus The man Becky Lynch
for the Women's IC Championship and I would like to say Natalia

(34:47):
has slimmed down and looks less stiffer OK then she did the last
time I seen her wrestle. So I want to say sorry Natalia,
but that does not make up for this fucking match right here.
I get this bitch A1 out of five.OK now Natalia was accompanied

(35:09):
by Maxine and Tazawa. Natalia was nursing an injured
elbow from earlier in the match so she tapped out to a fucking
arm bar. Just like last week.
Maxine did the same shit. I thought she was just doing
that to say ha ha I can I can beat you with just this.
But no, she did it with her as well.

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So just like Maxine did last week so after Natalia Tap,
Maxine came in to help her and then Becky end up attacking both
of them and put Maxine in the armbar and then miss.
You can look much you can't touch Nikki Bella came to save

(35:51):
the day and she was like, yeah, bitch, this is my era.
And then she got Becky with the black attack 2 point O and put
her foot on Becky and struck A pose and Becky to you know, she
turned over like get your foot on me, bitch.
Like it was one of them turnovers like move move I.

(36:11):
Like I figured that was her finisher, that y'all kind of it
kind of surprised, took me off guard.
Yeah, I was like, oh. OK.
You got a little little shoulderdiamond cutter thing going on,
OK. Yeah, John Cena Toyota, right?
Yeah, I know where it hurt. It hurt her so bad to put
somebody on her shoulders. John used to do me like this.

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I mean, this match was a bathroom breaker, OK?
It wasn't needed. It wasn't fucking needed.
It. It just wasn't fucking out now.
They did fairly dirty with that match.
Yeah, I don't know if this was areal injury.

(36:54):
I don't know, because usually with a real injury then they're
gonna have you attack the real injury unless they just
thinking, you know, off top likethat.
But no, my elbow hurt that bad. I'm not having you put me in the
goddamn arm bar. Not having so.
And Tazawa. Just looking.
Yeah. What is you fucking?

(37:17):
Why are you here? I don't know.
Why is Tazawa here? We we losing all these people.
And. You just, they're just stupid.
The love of what? They doing for just to be there.
He ain't got no family. The money they paying him that.
Extra shit can go to God. Damn naked.
I ain't paying him nothing, he'sjust a five year deal.

(37:37):
They don't even know he'd be there. 5000 he'd just show up
$5000. Five years, $1000 a year, OK.
What the freak? What are you doing?
Not a God damn thing. This is how he ain't even doing
no more comedy shit he was doingat first.
I I don't know. Old man.

(37:58):
Maybe they waiting on Otis to come back or some shit.
I don't know, he rubbing Maxine's feet.
That's it. So we get Naomi.
She comes out as Adam Pierce come out to basically take the
title from her and she announcesthat she is pregnant and she

(38:20):
said she gave up the title once before this time.
First of all, I want to say congratulations to Jimmy, USO
and Naomi. It's a happy family y'all.
That's right, like she said, thebloodline continues.
She said she gave up the title once, but this time she ain't

(38:43):
giving up shit. That's.
What? She said.
That's that, she said. She said she said the S.
Word. And she said like that shit.
'Cause she's black and we put spice on words when we feel very
energetic. I want a bitch to come up behind
it. Shit, bitch, shit.

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That would've my girl, would you?
Be talking to me like that. Bitch, she said her hormones are
out of control right now and Adam need to get out of her face
and out of her motherfucking ring.
And Adam said, you know what? She said I'm I'm gone.
He said, all right, all right, don't shoot, don't shoot.

(39:25):
Hey, don't grab the gas. She laid her title down and she
said she will give y'all heifersnine months and some change to
do whatever y'all got to do withher belt, but when she return
with her baby in hand, breastfeeding and all that shit,

(39:49):
she's going to get her belt back.
All right, you fucking heifers, so I can.
You know, we got, we, we, we exaggerate sometimes we, we talk
about segments. But what Mac is telling y'all,
he's basically saying it word for word.
She said She will come back breastfeeding and hit somebody.

(40:10):
Yeah, you sound your fault. I'm gonna come back baby in hand
and fuck some shit. I'm getting my belt back.
And she said, she said y'all just better be sure y'all you
know. What's her slogan again?
Proceed. With caution, OK.
With caution, caution. See caution, caution.

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Shout out to all the old Smackdown versus Raw.
Oh man, so it was. Another word too, I can't
remember. So congratulations, Naomi once
again and Jimmy USO on the greatnews up here.
This is Magnet where we want to congratulate you guys on that.

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And I like this Naomi. I mean, she's funny.
She's real, and sometimes she's real funny.
This this is bittersweet becauseit's like I'm happy for you but
as a fan I am pissed off. Bro you are hitting your
freaking stride right now. Damn it I was just mad 'cause

(41:21):
you won't there last week. Can you give me some news like
this? First live and now you y'all
just betraying me left and right.
Jimmy seen all that ass like youknow what I.
Would have been here that never mind.
He's I ain't doing shit. Bro that's the first that's why

(41:43):
I got so mad but *** he ain't doing shit that smack the hell
she told me like the Netflix andchill.
I bet he do. You love me, you love my brother
Better don't it? God, Lee, I'm seeing you eating.
I'm seeing you eating. If I'm my brother, we would have
had a kid. You told me I ain't forget.
You told me to put the sleeve on.

(42:05):
You told me to put the sleeve onwhile you wear the glasses.
I. Swear that's what I thought.
Jimmy ain't doing shit, so he gonna knock her the fuck up.
Yeah, he need to have a big paycheck coming in.
Some guy there, he probably still do.
They just ain't doing shit with him though.
But. Congratulations nonetheless.

(42:26):
Yes, yes, congratulations to thebloodline.
One word, phone letters. No, that's no, it's Jimmy.
It's not Jay. See even even you turning on
him. No, I know it ain't.
I know it ain't Jay. You're just.
I'm saying that's what. You like you like my brother.

(42:53):
I'll see how you be looking at my brother.
I'm going to get a slogan Watch.Because I'm fat.
Because I still. I got to wear a shirt off I got.
To wear my shirt on. I wear a shirt to the pool.
I see, I see my brother work hisass off like that'll make it

(43:20):
better. You should have been working
your ass off with him. You watching it?
I've seen him lose all that weight.
Now you going to use it against me?
I was there with. I was day one.
What do you think that? What do you think?
That shit came that came from me, Big Joe who's?
I start yeating first, ain't no.Yeating.

(43:40):
I know. I know, baby, I know.
So we're gonna have a baby or what?
You got a you. Got a?
Title and stuff I ain't got no. Title y'all y'all be taking
pictures and y'all y'all got meet and greets and shit I
ain't. Never have a title, a seagulls

(44:00):
title you got oh you're the world champion though, and my
brother world champ. Look how they doing I.
Want to tell you I got this big gym?
Don't if I sing my injuries, they just turn.

(44:20):
They just. Turn the radio on now.
Walk. Out that's the old, that's the
old Nitro he's. American.
American man. What?

(44:43):
Oh my. God that big shirt that *** made
her give up her title and put her career on.
She looked she looked cute, lookhappy and mad as fuck at the.
Second side, because I, I don't know, you know what I'm going to

(45:04):
stop because it could be one of them things with they tried and
it didn't work, you know what I mean?
And they finally got it. Maybe.
Yeah, because that's the only thing that would make someone
that I would think that would make someone go.
You know what, I'm at the heightof my career right now.
Yeah. And I have to, yeah, yeah.

(45:26):
Speaking of, we got them coming up a little later.
Well, actually next, but yeah, yeah, man.
Congratulations, y'all. I'm I'm so happy for y'all.
I guess it's never a a bad time.You know you're about to create
a life, so congratulations so. Healthy baby.

(45:47):
Yeah, that's right. That's right.
Maybe you can bring him on the show, give him a little
interview or something. So Jay USO versus Braun Breaker
in a Extreme Rules match in the main event.
Jay paying homage to New Jack with his attire.

(46:08):
Also paying homage by walking out with the grocery cart full
of hardcore items. Yes, and I think Braun needs
better entrance music. He came out to the entrance
music. I, I was like, I I'm like, you

(46:28):
don't. Like it?
I don't think it's that bad. I don't know anything in it.
Like at least when I hear peoplestuff, you know a couple of
words. I don't know no words.
And that I just know when that sirens go off.
Like OK, keep the sirens, but you need some new music.
You need something badass, not Hard Rock.
You need something badass like let everybody know this muffler

(46:50):
coming, and I know the Sirens does that, but you need that
beat to go with it that does that same shit.
He should do like the the sirensand like the oh oh oh, I mean
that's but then he's going to have that basic ass rock'n'roll
behind it. I don't know man.
I ain't no damn producer. He he don't need any type of
music. Well, I ain't going to say music

(47:12):
he don't need. I don't know.
It probably would be better withno music.
Just hit that ring like you saidwho who who who and he start
barking and shit and just I'll just keep that sirens going and
him barking in the fucking background until he get to the
goddamn ring. Put that shit on the loop.
Yeah, that's what I'll do, man. It'll have a little breakdown in

(47:35):
it. Boom, something, you know what I
mean? Something mix it up, something
mix it up a little bit, you know, you know the show
different emotions. No, that's a.
That is a. Big dog.

(47:56):
Puppy got a limp? Put that puppy on the porch.
So yeah, I I just think he needssome more interest music.
OK, so all right, so we got the clothesline over the top ropes
and that well, OK, Jay, clothesline Braun over the top

(48:18):
ropes. He landed where his knee kind of
hit the, the grocery cart carrying the hardcore items and
you know it. After that he he was kind of
limping and all that stuff. But it seemed like they went to
commercial and when they came back, I thought Brian ate a

(48:40):
fucking sensu bean or some shit 'cause he looked like they
restarted the damn match. Jimmy was, you know, it was so
many chairs still in the fire. I.
Ain't it was 1000 chairs in a ring?
I said what the fuck happened during commercial break.
See that production is crazy. We.
Miss. We miss something.

(49:01):
You're supposed to do that. I want to know how them chairs
got in the real problem with some lady.
Out the ring, we come back. It's at least 15 chairs in the
ring, and it's about that many. And Jimmy?
Was all over the ring. Yeah, and Jimmy was thrown in
the air to land on top of two ofthose chairs that Brian planted

(49:23):
down up under him. Jay.
Yes, Jay, sorry about that. Damn Jimmy, we done with Jimmy.
Right now, sorry, I'm just so overwhelmed with the Jimmy stuff
and I'm so proud of you guys. Go, Jimmy, Go.
Yeah, So Jay was thrown into theair and landed on 2 chairs that

(49:44):
Bron planted up underneath him. And then he went for that flying
clothesline thing he'd be doing off the apron onto the
announcement. Yeah.
And so he added by picking up the aluminum trash can to help
with this move. And he could have left that.
He could have left it alone 'cause that shit.
Looked like the last minute I did.

(50:05):
Yeah, look, a trash can. Fucking do this.
Fucking extreme. You OK?
Extreme. Fucking old man.
Oh man, Jay, you fucking fat ass.
You ain't fat ass, brother. Yeah, he could have left that

(50:30):
shit alone, man. That didn't do anything.
Look raggedy and it looked. It didn't look right.
It didn't look. Right, that wasn't his comfort
zone at all. Yeah, it was.
And now if he would. If.
He would have had him if he would have had the trash can
over Jay USO and then he jumped off the apron and did it.
That probably would have been a little bit more entertaining.

(50:51):
That would have been nice. Yeah, that, that would have
been, Oh my Gee, moment of the night for me.
And then do the EO sky torrent. Oh.
I'm freaking out of my mind. You fucking piece of shit.
Yeah, they yeah, they could haveleft that alone.
We also got a Frankenstein off the top rope.

(51:13):
Then Braun went for a super spear but ran into a spear from
Jay USO and he ended up getting a 2 count.
Then Jay unloaded with some chair shots to the back, another
spear and then a splash from thetop ropes for the one for the
two. And then the referee get pulled

(51:34):
out by Bronson Reed, who attacked Jay USO.
Then LA Knight, Yeah, he came tohelp Jay USO before he was
attacked by Seth Rollins. Ended up Pedigreeing him, Jay
USO. And they tried to get the
officials back into the ring to count.
And that's when CM Punk music hit.

(51:56):
Yeah, CM Punk. I'm running out.
And he had LA Knight. They got their way with Seth
Rollins by trading punches on him.
As CM Punk went for the GTS, Seth had raked his eyes and
shoved him into LA Knight, whichhe was on the other side of the
apron, and he fell into the slimgem table.

(52:18):
That's right, snapping. To it.
And CM Punk chase Seth Rollins to the back and Braun sets up a
table. He gets super kicked placed on
the table, but Reid knocks Jay down off the top ropes and then
Roman Reigns music hit and they go crazy.

(52:42):
They go crazy in Philadelphia, man and Roman came from out of
the crowd with the spear to break her and a Superman punch
to Reed and Roman threw break her back into the ring, which he
end up getting super kicked by Jay USO and then he went back to
the top and then he came down with a splash for the one for

(53:06):
the 2 for the three. Roman and Bronson was, you know,
talking shit to each other afterJay was so won this and I was
thinking Bronson Reed, don't waste your time on them God damn
gym shoes. Roman Reigns got on tonight.
All right, you. Better not.

(53:28):
Roland, Roland said. You can, you can.
You can't take no more his James.
He's a fuck that You can take these Nike walk arounds.
I got on though. You go get these.
But I walked there with these motherfuckers on.
You didn't get my goddamn drivers no more.

(53:48):
And he over there tomorrow. I'll take those too.
Not don't take them. Don't do it.
Don't do it these. Shoes look like Roman feet was
staking in them one you don't want you don't want them one
right them the gym shoes. He wet them every fucking day.
Those, those got the they got the toe prints in them.
You would have long had. Them he would have really been

(54:14):
fighting you if you took them. Them motherfuckers all they
look. No, my feet, I just.
Came from the gym. My feet stink.
Oh shit, let me stop, let me stop.
So yeah, please don't waste yourtime on them.

(54:35):
God damn. I can add shoes.
So that ended the show with Roman and Jay standing tall and
LA Night still sleep on the table outside the ring.
Dreaming both slim Jims. Yeah.
Did you see after Punk knocked him into the table, the camera
went to Punk and Punk was like, whatever.

(54:57):
He kind of shrugged his shoulders like, Oh well.
He going to be like damn, he going to mention that next week,
Say you thought that late night you thought I wasn't looking.
Well, you know, without a shut up it out.
I was looking. Then you shrug your shoulder and
say you don't. Care about LA and that's fine,

(55:20):
but let me talk to you. And I'm going to talk to you and
see about what everybody's saying.
What are you talking about? They could just cut and get
phrases with everything you looked at.
Too much rock and stone goes Divas, and that's where.
He did too much homework. So yeah, there's that right

(55:42):
there. And this was a this was a good
entertaining match. I mean, it, it was extreme.
I'm pretty sure there was more that could have been done.
But I guess with the interactingof all participants, you know,
with with Roman Reigns, several,you basically had the head stars
in the main event tonight and everything counted because

(56:05):
there's no disqualification. So this was actually a, a, a
good main event I feel. So how do you feel about it?
It was good. It was good.
It was good. I wanted to see.
I don't know what I wanted to see.

(56:26):
Maybe we missed something duringthe commercial break when all
those chairs got in the ring. You may have missed some, like
truly extreme, but I thought, you know, for the contestants
that it involved, they did good enough.
Yeah, they did good enough. I was satisfied.
Yeah, so. He got some good chair shots
too. Brian took some crazy chair

(56:48):
shots. So this is going to be leading
up to the four man fatal four way match with Seth Rollins
putting his World Heavyweight Championship on the line against
CM Punk, J USO and the one and only LA not.

(57:10):
Yeah. I'm still trying to wonder where
does Roman Reigns fit it see it's too much going on.
So Roman Reigns come up pop up just in case this but you're not
facing him at the next pay-per-view.
Are you going to be there? They're going to show up.

(57:30):
You got to show up, right? It's Paris.
Maybe you got other shit to do. I don't know.
But what? Why is he in here?
Hey, man, the crowd, the crowd wants them there.
They got obligations to fulfill.That is true.
Bring your ass to Paris. Bring your motherfucking ass to

(57:51):
Paris, Roman Reigns. He.
Got obligations to feel Don't matter if you if you're here on
for a purpose, just show up so the people get excited, put
their fingers in the air, you tackle somebody and everybody's
happy. You know what I'm predicting is
going to happen? I think CM Punk is going to have

(58:13):
Seth Rollins pin pinned, or at least have him like for the for
the, you know, he could have won.
And something's going to happen with Roman's going to mistakenly
spear CM Punk, and Seth's going to take advantage of that.
And that's going to lead to CM Punk versus Roman Reigns and

(58:34):
Seth Rollins versus somebody else.
Who knows. I don't know.
Who cares? I mean, booking.
Yeah, that's what I think. Free booking, again, free you're
welcome trip. Hey, I'm just saying give them
some weaker people until you ready for Braun, I guess so.

(58:54):
Yeah. And please, please, please don't
forget Raw comes on early next week, 3:00 PM Eastern Time,
12:00 PM Western time. All right, live.
Yeah. Pacific.
OK, that's. What I'm saying specific?
No Pacific, Birmingham, UK, ladies and gentlemen.

(59:20):
And now it's time for ladies andgentlemen, welcome to the Oh my
Moments of the night. Where's?
My, this is Magnet ladies. And motherfucking of all

(59:43):
gentlemen's, That's right. Oh, my Gee moment of the night
comes with one thing. This was a tough one.
What'd you got? What I got basically is Roman
Reigns showing up. And that's sad that that's the

(01:00:07):
old My Gee moment of the night. That is the old My Gee moment of
the night for me. It is exciting when you hear
that music pop off. Yeah, it is exciting.
Yeah. It's a Oh my Gee.
Yeah, what about you? What you got?
Mine may be a little less overwhelming because I had a

(01:00:27):
literal Oh my Gee reaction. I think Raquel has picked on a
little bit of weight. Wow, the lady was awfully thick.
I said God damn. I said Oh my, Gee, Oh my, look
at that. Look at big Mommy.
Cool girl, you was thick out here.
Don't you change nothing? I see you.

(01:00:49):
Hey, you better leave JD girl. Alone.
Look, he ain't got to know. We got to leave.
He got a big head, so he know a lot of shit.
He knows you leave him alone. Girl, you was thick out here.
That's right, you Thickums. So ladies and gentlemen, that's
what we got for you. That's the show today.

(01:01:11):
Let us know how you enjoy the show.
What's your Oh my Gee moment of the show?
It really wasn't too much special.
If I had to change it up, I would say maybe Naomi saying
that she's pregnant. I would probably say that's the
Oh my Gee moment of the night, if I could switch it up if I

(01:01:32):
really wanted to think of something extra.
So yeah, I would say probably something like that though.
But yeah, man. Let us know what y'all Mikey
moment was in this episode of Monday Night Raw.
That's for August 18th, 2025. Anything you got to say to the
people, man, before we go on outhere.

(01:01:55):
I know we, we kind of jumped on Jimmy a little bit, but it's all
love, Jimmy, we happy for you. You know, you were just fucking
around, man. Have a happy, healthy baby man.
That's right. And you make sure it's happy.
And ladies and gentlemen, episode 32 is in the books.

(01:02:16):
I'm your host, Mack. That is Kang over there, ladies
and gentlemen. Yeah, Rick, are you so thick?
God damn it, ladies and gentlemen, we'll catch you next
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