Thread Headquarters
Every day, Jordan and Patrice dig into the most outrageous, hilarious, heartwarming, and downright bizarre stories pulled straight from Reddit and beyond. From feel-good threads that restore your faith in humanity to freaky tales that make you question reality, Thread HQ brings the internet’s favorite posts to life with humor, personality, and a dash of chaos. Whether you’re here for relationship drama, workplace meltdowns, paranormal encounters, or the wholesome stuff that feels like soup for the soul, this is your headquarters for stories that you won’t stop talking about. Sit back, laugh, cringe, and gasp along because at Thread HQ, every story deserves to be heard.
Episodes
r/TrueScaryStories:
Story 1: OP's grandfather is outside later than usual and hears what he thinks is his wife calling his name. He was mistaken...
Story 2, "Stalked by a Killer": OP and their friend were going to have a party, but then canceled plans and just had a sleepover instead. They notice a visitor outside the house, who they at first think is odd, but not that big of a deal. What happens later makes them realize how much da...
r/TrueScaryStories: OP tells two stories. In the first one, they are hanging out in their home at night when suddenly there is a bright flash right outside their window as if someone took a picture of them.
In the second story, OP and their siblings are at home when they suddenly hear a loud rattling on their doorknob, as if someone is trying to get into their kitchen. When they go to investigate, no one is there...
r/LetsNotMeet: In one of the most chilling true stories ever shared on Reddit, a young girl encounters a man who calls himself Dr. Ramsey, a “pediatrician” who starts by walking her home… and doesn’t stop there.
What begins as an unsettling encounter turns into a year-and-a-half nightmare of stalking, threats, and near-break-ins that terrorize her entire family. From eerie phone calls to a horrifying night when the French doors swin...
r/wholesome: In this heartwarming episode of Thread HQ, we share a collection of stories that’ll make you smile, tear up, and maybe even want to hug your pet a little tighter. From a little sister’s plate of cookies that saved the day, to a Panda Express manager’s simple act of kindness, to animals showing pure, unconditional love, these stories remind us how small gestures can have a big impact.
Whether it’s coworkers pretending to...
r/relationship_advice: I (21/m) found a folder on my girlfriend’s(24/f) laptop containing hundreds of candid photos of me. We’ve only been dating for 5 weeks...
While trying to stream a show on his new girlfriend's laptop, OP notices something very odd on the desktop... hundreds of candid photos of himself he never knew about.
I Once Faked Having a Twin Brother for 3 months just to Ghost a Girl I didn't Know how to Break Up with...
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OP likes to go for walks at night and walk around to relax and contemplate life. After taking a little break in a park he likes to hang out in, he discovers an odd visitor standing on the other side of the park with an unexpected gift.
Story 1: Am I the A**hole for making up ridiculous stories as to how I lost my eye because I'm tired of people asking? OP goes to a restaurant with their friend who decided to go all out and order a huge amount of food and drinks, but when the bill comes, they decide it's time to split the bill...
Story 2: Am I the A-hole for ordering more food when I found out we're splitting the bill? OP is tired of telling people the very persona...
In this episode Patrice and Jordan find themselves reading from r/TIFU. Aussie mate forgets to look down before taking a whiz.
Another Redditor thought gluing a bee's nest closed would be a great way to solve their bee problem. They couldn't have been more wrong.
In this Reddit episode, OP tells a story of how his friend developed an elaborate plan to slowly and methodically take down their dishonest HOA president. Buckle up for a juicy story!
r/WeddingShaming: OP goes to a wedding as a photographer, but then they get a very unwelcome, unexpected surprise right in the middle of the event.
r/Confession: OP makes the decision at one point to start drinking Lacroix in order to be healthy, and then makes the fatal mistake of posting it online as a "new addiction" before actually trying the stuff...
It’s Soup for the Soul Sunday — time to slow down, breathe, and feel something good again. In this episode, Jordan and Patrice share a few heartfelt stories that’ll remind you what makes life beautiful, even in the smallest, quietest moments. Some will make you tear up, others will make you smile, but all will leave your heart just a little bit softer.
A lady on a plane tries to fool OP into taking the window seat when he specifically booked the isle. Can she take a hint??
r/Confession: Neighbor tried to get my mom fined over our shed, so I got his $40,000 pool filled in
OP's neighbor reports them to the city because their shed "doesn't meet city code." The neighbor has no idea what's coming to them.
It’s Freaky Friday at Thread HQ — where Jordan and Patrice dive into real stories that’ll make you double-check the locks tonight. This week, a weekend getaway and a solo trip abroad both take eerie turns when that uneasy feeling proves way too real.
First, a nurse comes home after a grueling 12-hour shift only to find her driveway blocked yet again by her neighbor’s guests. This time, she decides she’s had enough—and teaches him a $300 lesson he won’t forgetThread HQ Text.
Then, an elderly art teacher is kicked out of her cottage so the landlord’s daughter can move in and enjoy the whimsical Disney murals painted on the walls. But before she leaves, her neighbors rally together...
In this episode of Thread Headquarters, Jordan and Patrice dig into one of Reddit’s most chilling questions: “What’s the most disturbing secret you know that would ruin someone’s life if exposed?”
From neighbors who may have gotten away with murder, to families hiding shocking truths, to confessions that blur the line between mercy and crime—these stories will have you questioning how well you really know the people around you. Some...
From employees who kept getting paid long after they left, to bosses who thought they had total control, to a manager who made one bold move that changed everything… these stories prove that work doesn’t always end when you walk out the door.
Join Jordan and Patrice for some satisfying stories today.
In this episode of Thread Headquarters, Jordan and Patrice share one of the most cringeworthy dinner party stories you’ll ever hear from the subreddit Today I F**ed Up*.
A man is invited to dinner with his wife’s brand-new boss, and everything seems perfect—until he realizes his steak is practically raw. Desperate not to offend the host and under pressure to make a good impression, he panics and comes up with a solution so absurd it...
It’s Soup for the Soul Sunday at Thread Headquarters, and Jordan and Patrice are bringing you stories that prove kindness can change lives.
First up, a traveler gives up a first-class upgrade so that a fellow passenger with an injured ankle can have the seat instead. What started as a small gesture turned into a lasting friendship. Listeners also share similar moments of generosity, from families being reunited on flights to strange...
When a student lands their first real job and gifts their parents the first paycheck, their aunt suddenly decides that money should go toward paying her own son’s college fees. Things spiral into family drama, guilt trips, and group chat meltdowns, with the aunt even demanding scholarships be handed over to her son.
It’s Freaky Friday at Thread Headquarters, and Jordan and Patrice are sharing stories that will make your skin crawl.
From Let’s Not Meet: a young woman discovers a stranger hiding under her bed, only to realize he was waiting outside the bathroom door with one of her kitchen knives. Quick thinking and a call to the police may have saved her life.
Also from Let’s Not Meet: a teenage grocery store worker is followed by a man in a silv...
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