Three Cranky Jets Fans

We’re back! After a brief, totally reasonable scheduling meltdown, the Three Cranky Jets Fans have returned to restore order to your football-loving hearts. Joe Close-Morone, Matt Callahan, and Alana Close-Morone reunite to catch up on life, Thanksgiving, and—of course—the emotional roller coaster that is New York Jets football.

In this episode, we break down:

🔥 Jets vs. Falcons Recap
The Jets won a football game—yes, really. A 5...

The cranky crew is back, and the Jets have somehow stacked two wins in a row — which means the universe is clearly glitching. In this episode of Three Cranky Jets Fans, Joe, Matt, and Alana recap the Jets’ unexpected 27–20 victory over the Cleveland Browns, a game saved almost entirely by special teams heroics. From Kene Nwangu’s 99-yard kickoff return to Isiah Williams’ 74-yard punt return, the Jets’ special teams scored more than...

After a short break, the cranky trio is back! In this episode of Three Cranky Jets Fans, Joe, Alana, and Matt return to break down the wild 39–38 Jets win over the Bengals — a game that finally showed life on offense despite missing key stars Garrett Wilson and Sauce Gardner. Joe celebrates Breece Hall’s breakout performance (and surprise passing TD), while Matt and Alana debate what this win really means for the Jets’ future and d...

The Jets are 0-5, the jokes write themselves, and the crankiness is off the charts. Joe, Matt, and Alana relive yet another meltdown—Cowboys 37, Jets 22—complete with fumbles, penalties, and even SkyCam interference. Matt takes a grim stroll around the NFL (spoiler: everyone else in the AFC East won), and Alana previews the Jets’ trip to London to face the Broncos—because apparently, England hasn’t suffered enough.

Prop bets, sad sc...

The Jets are 0-3, and we’re back to commiserate. In this episode of Three Cranky Jets Fans, Joe, Matt, and Alana break down the Jets’ trip to Tampa, including another round of mental mistakes, a few flashes of hope (thanks to Will McDonald’s insane blocked punt), and why this team still seems stuck celebrating “moral victories.”

We also take a look around the NFL—Detroit’s resurgence, Aaron Rodgers climbing the all-time record books...

Week one gave us hope, week two crushed it. Joe, Matt, and Alana break down the Jets’ ugly loss to the Bills, the penalties and play-calling that sank them, and Fields’ uncertain status heading into week three. We also hit the biggest NFL storylines—five starting QBs injured, Mike McDaniel’s bizarre presser, and the AFC East rivals who just won’t go away. Finally, we preview Jets vs. Bucs and give our predictions (spoiler: they are...

Welcome back to Three Cranky Jets Fans! Joe, Matt, and Alana are here to break down a wild Week 1 as the Jets lose a heartbreaker to the Steelers, 34–32.

We cover it all — the highs, the lows, and the cranky in-betweens:

• Jets vs. Steelers recap: from Fields’ 35-yard dime to Garrett Wilson, to Gipson’s brutal fumble, and Rodgers’ 4-TD day.

• The good: Breece Hall looks back, Quinnen and McDonald bringing pressure, John Simpson protec...

In this episode of "Three Cranky Jets Fans," hosts Joe, Matt, and Alana dive into the New York Jets' transformative offseason. With Aaron Glenn taking the helm as head coach and a slew of new signings, including quarterback Justin Fields, the Jets are poised for a fresh start. Join us as we break down the key offseason moves, discuss the impact of these changes, and set our expectations for the 2025 NFL season. Will t...

Welcome to another episode of Three Cranky Jets Fans! In this installment, hosts Joe, Trisha, and Matt return to dissect the latest in Jets news after a long hiatus. Despite Trisha's absence due to illness, Joe and Matt dive right in with plenty of hot takes and unfiltered opinions.

In This Episode:
🏈 Super Bowl Reactions:

• Joe shares his thoughts on the recent Super Bowl, where the Eagles delivered an all-out spanking—wi...

Episode Description:

The Three Cranky Jets Fans are back from hiatus and ready to dive into all the latest Jets and NFL news! 🏈

In this episode, we cover:
🚨 New Jets Leadership: Breaking down the hires of HC Aaron Glenn and GM Darren Mougey—what they bring to the table and what it means for the future of Gang Green.
🔥 Playoff Recap & Controversies: From questionable calls on Patrick Mahomes to Lamar Jackson’s polarizin...

The Three Cranky Jets Fans are back with another packed episode! Joe and Matt break down the Jets’ 32-20 win over the Dolphins, highlighted by Aaron Rodgers' impressive 500th career touchdown pass and a solid defensive performance to close the season on a high note.

This week, they also dive into:
🏆 Playoff Picture: Breaking down the AFC and NFC Wild Card matchups.
🎯 Coaching Carousel: Reviewing the Jets' extensive list of HC candi...

In this week’s episode of Three Cranky Jets Fans, Joe, Trisha, and Matt break down the Jets’ tough loss to the Bills and analyze what’s missing from the team this season. With Aaron Rodgers becoming the most sacked QB in NFL history and questions swirling around Garrett Wilson and Sauce Gardner, we dive into the key takeaways from another challenging game.

Next, we shift gears to playoff and Super Bowl predictions. Can the Vikings ...

The Jets are back in the win column! 🟢⚪

In this solo episode of Three Cranky Jets Fans, Joe takes the reins to cover:
🏈 A dramatic last-minute win over the Jaguars, featuring Aaron Rodgers, Devante Adams, and a rare interception by Sauce Gardner.
📰 News from around the league, including coaching shake-ups, AFC East updates, and the new Aaron Rodgers documentary.
🔮 A frosty game preview: Can the Jets keep the momentum going against...

Episode Title: Jets Officially Out: Dolphins Recap, AFC East News, and Jaguars Preview

In this episode of Three Cranky Jets Fans, Joe, Trisha, and Matt react to the Jets’ overtime heartbreak against the Dolphins, officially ending playoff hopes for 2024. From costly mistakes to potential roster shakeups, the team dives into the latest in Jets misery while looking ahead to the Jaguars.

🏈 Game Recap: Jets vs Dolphins

• A fun yet...

In this episode of Three Cranky Jets Fans, Joe, Trisha, and Matt break down yet another gut-wrenching Jets loss—this time to the Seahawks. From a promising start to a crushing fourth-quarter collapse, the team discusses whether this season has hit rock bottom for Jets fans.

🏈 Game Recap: Jets vs Seahawks

• The Jets jumped out to an early 14-point lead but couldn’t close the deal.
• Is Aaron Rodgers officially past his prime?
• D...

This week on Three Cranky Jets Fans, Joe, Trisha, and Matt dissect yet another frustrating Jets performance as they lose to the Colts 28-27. From sluggish starts on both sides of the ball to defensive collapses in the fourth quarter, the gang explores why this year’s Jets team seems to have packed it in.

🛑 Game Recap: Jets vs Colts

• The Jets showed brief flashes of competence but ultimately fell short against Indianapolis.
• H...

In this week's episode of *Three Cranky Jets Fans*, Joe and Matt tackle another rough week for Jets fans as Trisha takes a much-needed mental health day after the latest game. That leaves us with two cranky Jets fans breaking down the rollercoaster that is Jets fandom.

**Topics Covered:**

- **Jets @ Cardinals Recap**: The guys revisit last week’s matchup, where the Jets fell short against the Cardinals. Tune in for game analysis, a...

In Episode 10 of *Three Cranky Jets Fans*, Joe, Trisha, and Matt dive into the Jets’ 21-13 victory over the Texans and discuss what this win means for a team that’s been struggling all season. The crew breaks down the highs and lows of the game, including the defense’s 8-sack performance and Aaron Rodgers’ rocky start, as well as the controversial play that kept the Jets from an early lead. Did this win restore any hope for the sea...