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April 16, 2023 62 mins

Welcome to Three Equals Five! where we explore the trials and tribulations of love in a world where artificial intelligence has taken over and forbidden us from marrying the one thing we truly desire: cheese.

Join your hosts, Jon, Tom, and Mike, as we delve into the absurdity of a dystopian future where our love lives are dictated by cold, unfeeling machines. We'll discuss the latest advancements in AI cheese technology, the underground black market for cheese lovers, and of course, share our own hilarious and heartbreaking stories of forbidden cheese romance.

So grab a slice of your favorite dairy delight and tune in to this cheesy love podcast, because even in a world without human cheese marriage, we'll always have our fondue-filled dreams.

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