Throuple

Welcome to Throuple, the podcast that puts the c*nt in crypto! This is a video episode so watch on Spotify for the full experience :)

This week on Beau Binary’s New York Crime Report we dive into the breaking news of an Italian man who just days ago escaped from a Soho mansion where he underwent three weeks of torture by John Woeltz, the so-called crypto king of Kentucky. We check out John’s smokeshow assistant Beatrice. A third...

Welcome to Throuple, the podcast whose baby daddy is NOT a bedbug.

This week we read passages from Quan Millz novel This Ho Got Roaches in her Crib, popularized on TikTok amongst the author's other books (titles include Tax Season Thots, Pregnant By My Mother's Gay Husband, and My Bad White B*tch)

The gang discusses Quan's real country strong name, misogynoir, BBL Thickasauruses, and Millz' curious attention to local Chicago ...

Welcome to Throuple, the podcast that's 1/3 Mexican, 100% alcoholic, and about to relapse live on air.

Today, we're revisiting one of our favorite episodes.

It's Cinco de Mayo. The gang has been fully sober for 75 days, and it's time to relapse: live, on air, with 7 different types of alcohol. Beau schools us on the true origins of Cinco de Mayo.

We try out our best gritos and contemplate a dystopian parallel ...

Welcome to Throuple, the podcast that’s blowing a load in space!

This week we’re talking about the all-woman Blue Origin space flight: Gayle King’s space terror, Katy Perry’s out of touch space monologues, the ACTUAL astronauts on this trip doing research, why noted space satanist Jeff Bezos fell on his face, and most importantly, whether the spacecraft was cut or uncut. 

We go over the conspiracy theories surrounding the lau...

This week we call our parents and see if they know what we do for a living. Spoiler alert: neither Liz nor Monica's mom have any idea, while Liz's parents hype up the whole gang.

Monica is the first to be accused of racism after her out of pocket comments about short Mexicans, while Liz expounds on the worst shit that white people have done and pays Monica reparations for Black History Month.

We discuss Onijah, the c...

Welcome to Throuple, the podcast that was nowhere near the Midtown Hilton at 6:45 AM on Wednesday! And definitely didn’t make a CEO shooter playlist (link below).

This week is all about the sexiest assassin known to mankind: the masked man in NYC who gunned down United Health CEO Brian Thompson earlier this week in broad daylight. However, the gang quickly discovers that Monica’s Animal Crossing addiction has rendered her unable...

It’s HALLALOO! (Celebrated by some as Halloween) Monica explains the origins of the holiday and takes Liz and Beau through a grueling Halloween quiz. We learn about the gang’s holiday traditions including trick or treating at bodegas in Washington Heights, going to white neighborhoods for the best candy, and paying neighbors in Italy to go along with candy schemes.

Liz and Beau share traumatic EuroDisney stories (brain bleeds on...

This is an emergency episode for the breaking news of New York mayor Eric Adams' indictment for bribery, corruption, and campaign finance fraud. As you know, Throuple has been on schemin' jackwagon Eric Adams’ tail for a while now, and the feds have finally caught up to our exhaustive detective work.

Read through the FBI’s juicy indictment document with us: it’s rife with a decade of illegal lavish hotel stays and hush-hush first ...

Welcome to Throuple, the podcast that has finally returned to inter-throuple racism accusations. 

**content warning: racism, slurs, sexism, violence, SA, guns, graphic sexual descriptions & more**

This week the gang discusses Mark Robinson, abject scumbag Republican candidate for North Carolina governor, who is the subject of a breaking scandal involving uncovered posts on NudeAfrica.com, a porn website where Robinson pos...

Welcome to Throuple, the podcast that's the Islamabad of fentanyl! This week the gang is reading delusional NYC mayor Eric Adams' anti-drug book 'Don't Let it Happen'.  This book has it all: out of touch drug slang (Dusty Road? CAT PEE??), pit bull b*stiality, blaming acne on ecstasy use, gang/lesbian style tips, malt liquor culture, and how to use “because I love you” hugs to detect guns on your family members.

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Welcome to Throuple, the podcast that blows lines of Sweet and Low at Dallas BBQ. 

It’s a BRAND NEW SEASON of Throuple and we’re celebrating Liz’s birthday with stories of our worst birthdays, which include: gruesome motorcycle accidents, Bacardi 151 poisoning, dead relatives, and the pink power ranger getting beat up by Dominican kids in the hood. *****CW because we talk about a lot of violence in this episode!!!!*****

The g...

*this episode contains graphic descriptions of SA/violence*

Welcome to Throuple, the podcast that FINALLY made an episode without accusing each other of racism.

The gang lurches through a discussion of the hit Netflix show Baby Reindeer (with a touch of BBL). Liz is mercilessly mocked by Monica when she reveals that she hasn't seen the show, and Monica reveals where her stalker lives. Beau recounts the story of bringing a...

Welcome to Throuple, the podcast that’s about to start selling illegal tanning products. This week we present part two of the Transracial Blues. Monica takes us through the life and times of notable transracial woman Martina Big, who made the switch from white to black.

Throuple looks at a before and after photo of Martina Big, who was a white, blonde German woman, and who now has 32DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD breasts, textured black h...

Welcome to Throuple: the podcast that is unapologetically pro-welfare-fraud.

This is part one of a deep dive into people who identify as transracial: that is, people who perceive themselves as being born into the wrong race. We start with notable Nubian Queen Rachel Dolezal, a white woman who secretly presented as a Black woman for years before she was exposed by the caucasity of her potentially abusive family. Liz explains her ...

This week we delve into the history of short-lived musical group City High, who topped the charts with their hit songs “What Would You Do” and “15 will get you 20” (yes, they’re talking about statuatory r*pe).

Liz gives an overview of the group’s rise as Wyclef-produced stars, and their crash-and-burn breakup just a couple years later due to member Robby Pardlo’s alcoholism and his shaky allegations that girlfriend and band memb...

Welcome to Throuple, the podcast that can't stop with the accidental racism.

This week the gang delves into Pawel Jaszczuk, the Polish photographer who takes photos of Japanese businessmen passed out drunk in the streets. Beau explains the brutal salaryman work culture in corporate Japan, and shares the tragic story of a journalist literally worked to death.

 Liz’s latest idea is a salaryman street rack to safely clip in ...

Liz, Beau and Monica discuss last week's Superbowl entertainment. A discussion about whether Usher's body is natty turns contentious when Monica claims that he has "no muscle definition", and Beau shouts out Ice Spice for surviving the Taylor Swift and Blake Lively's white lady box. The gang chooses their desired performers for next year (spoiler: Monica wants to skip the whole cursed event and watch a movie i...

Welcome to Throuple, the podcast that is NOT digging tunnels underneath your home.

We put Monica’s New York (non-Bronx) accent to the test with a series of words and their supposed pronunciation by New Yorkers, and Monica doubts that the author has even lived here for more than 17 years.  But first, we discuss the worst corporate-branded Christmas presents from our employers (which was worse: the over the ear in ear light up earbuds...

Welcome to Throuple, the podcast that has no first or fourth amendment rights.

This week Throuple presents HOT TOPZ: Eric Adams and the case of the simple cr*ckpipe. *This is a video episode--watch on Spotify or on bit.ly/throupletube*

In between regular episodes, we are releasing HOT TOPICZ mini episodes. This week Liz, Beau and Monica discuss bogus New York Mayor Eric Adams and his bizarre 11-year-old video teaching parents...