131. Renfield (2023) - Patreon Pick! - Is this NIC CAGE'S BEST WORK YET?? - Tipsy Pod

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That's actually pretty good drink. HiCourtney, Hi seventy. How's it going
goodever? You pretty good? Wehave a Patreon episode, so we are

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How was your weekend? It waswell good. I didn't do a whole
lot. That sounds amazing, Itwasn't it. Yeah, yeah, I

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don't think I did a whole lot. Me neither. That's okay. I
was actually looking forward to not doinga lot this weekend. I just want
to chill. Yeah, that's whatI did today. Well, that's exciting.
Look at us being super exciting individuals. We're not a lot to contribute.
Listen it's fine. But yes,well, in perfect Patreon pic style,
I've made a cocktail to fit thetheme of our movie. Yes,

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you did, and you did verywell. I might say. That's one
been so far. Cheers. Yay. It's called, according to Pinterest,
a Vampire's Kiss. Pinterest is alwaysright. Yeah. Well, most of
the drinks I've gotten are from Pinterestthat I've made, so maybe not.
But hey, well this one's good. Unlike the cleaner one that you did,

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was it? The last cooke one? Was that? The one I
don't know, it doesn't matter,had a bunch of missues. But this
one's good. It's um vodka driberrylookure, Yes, a little splash of
cranberry juice shaking up, poured intoa glass top of prosecco. I mean,
come on, I love all proseccoeither o you talk about the blackberries

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that are Oh and I also hadsome blackberries in my fridge. I put
them in the freezer like a littlelike ice cubes, and then I thought
maybe they'd look like a little likefrozen brains in there. They do.
Yeah, you did. Well.Thank so we've got some frozen brains in
our vampires kiss cocktail. Interesting,it's an interesting concept. Well, when

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you're a vampire, I guess dothey eat brains? No, they just
drink blood, that's true. Yes, I know nothing about vampires. Literally,
you mean this movie didn't tell youall about it. Okay, so
there's gonna be mixed feelings. I'msure. This so our this our patron
episode, and our patrons picked forus to watch a redden Field, which
is a fairly new movie. Yeah, and um, how do you think

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I felt about it? H beingthat it was a comedy, Um,
I think you. I think youactually enjoyed it m other than the fact
that it had um, what's thisname in it? Nicholas Nicholas Cage.
So how did you feel about it? Assessment is great? I actually really

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enjoyed it. I felt like ourpatrons where team Stephanie this go around,
aren't they usually? Yeah? Iusually get off pretty easily on these Patreon
picks. Absolutely, Yeah, Iactually thought it was really funny. I
was thoroughly entertained watching it. Ifelt like this was probably the only Nicholas
Cage movie I've liked, and it'sonly because he usually dries me fucking crazy.

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Yeah, and we watched Color outof Space, which I'm pretty sure
it was on the Patreon episode thatwe did. It was dumb that was
done. He infuriated me in thatmovie. He drove me fucking crazy.
I think it's his tone of voice, and it's like he was basing weird
eye Conto with a camera and I'malways like, don't look at me,
don't look at me. Cut itout. But he didn't do any of
that. His character was fucking ridiculousand stupid in this movie, and he

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played it great. And I waslike, this is fun. Look at
you, good, look at you. I was entertained, openly laughed a
couple of times. That was entertained. I was good. There was a
lot. Okay, so you obviouslydidn't like it. No, but did
you go into it with the thoughtsprocess of band comedy. I try,
I try my hardest, even knowingit was a comedy, you still didn't
like it it? Okay? Wasat the gore? No? Well no,

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I think it just I think thewhole plot just fell flat for me,
like interesting, I just it wasbasic. Oh okay, I think
you should become one of those likeRotten Tomato critics. I really should.
I go, I find out howto do it. I'm gonna see what
they hold on because I'd be avery I mean, i'd be giving everything
zeros. Is that what I startwith? Um? But I don't know

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how Rotten Tomatoes works. You mean, we don't want to like bore everybody
with our Rotten Tomatoes research. Thatwe lack of knowledge that we've only barely
figured out IMDb after one hundred andthirty episodes, So let's be real valid
um. Okay, So I'm onRotten Tomatoes. It looks like Renfield got
a fifty eight percent on the tomatomean, what does that mean? That's

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the critics again, I don't knowwho the fuck that is actual critics?
Was a people who have like saidthem said that their critics or like just
written the paper they said this ishow it is, and then somebody's like,
oh, that's very insightful. Butthe audience gave it seventy eight percent,
and then you would be the fiftysomething. Okay, great, Well

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I'm a critic. It sounds likeRotten Tomatoes and us are equally divided.
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Sure? Do you want to hearthe IMDb synopsis for it? Please?

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Renfield Dracula's henchman, an inmate ata lunatic asylum for decades. See
that part. I don't allow.There's just a lot of words. It's
just okay, Bird longs for alife away from the Count, his various
demands and all of the bloodshed thatcomes with them. I mean, I
guess that's accurate. I mean,after how many centuries, yeah, a

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long time, it would it wouldkind of wear on you a little bit.
Yeah, murder would just not befun for him. I would know,
because it's not like he needs it. No, he doesn't drink the
blood. No, he just doesthe dirty work. He's got to go
find the people, all the people, all of them. Yes, and
you know what, Corn and Dracula. It's never enough. It's never he

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is and you know he wants quality. He wants Oh he wants I said
he was feeding him trash at onepoint, stop Nicholas out. He wants
the nuns and the cheerleaders. Thoseare the kind of people he wants,
the innocent. And I knew acouple of cheerleaders who were not pure.
Oh wow, by the way,so I don't were you one of them?

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Definitely? Not so kidding, definitelyweren't a cheerleader. He'll know people
looking at you, what should getSorry, I think we should, I
think. Okay, So we start. We are in a drag meeting,
and it's not a drag meeting likethat you would think of like on the
TV show. Yeah, I'm tryingto figure out what you're talking about by

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a dragon? Oh are you?Okay? So it stands for the dependent
relationship anonymous addiction group, the draggroup. Okay, I didn't see that.
Wow, the group of group meetingabout people who have a piece of
relationships. Well that's true, butit's said drag it. Okay, you
just ruined the higher thing. Iwas like whereverse was going. I know

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you're I saw it in your eyes. That's why I kept going with it.
Okay, yeah, I know allthat stands for dragon than going on.
So we meet Caitlin. She's talkingabout her relationship with Mitch. She's
one of the girls in the groupthat's talking about, you know, in
the Alcoholics Anonymous, in the Addiction, the drag group, and the Drag
Group. I's gonna go with it, okay. And then we meet Robert

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Renfield. He doesn't actually speak duringthese things. He just kind of listens
to everybody in all of their issuesthat are going on with them. Yes,
it's nickels Holt. It's fine,okay, okay, who is that?
He's fantastic. What else has hebeen in? He was in The
Great? Do you have Hulu?Girl? You know that? Oh my
god, he's in the Great.I don't know what the Great. It's

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so good. Okay, fine,we'll talk about later. Okay, great,
okay, okay, great, fine, the Great. Fine. So
he becomes the narrator basically and he'slike the main character in this movie.
He talks about his relationship. Thisis kind of like you even Warm Bodies
it's about zombies. Yes, that'shim, Nils Hold. He's the main
zombie in Warm Bodies. He is. Just thought as you were talking,

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I was like, we're recording.Have seen him Warm Bodies? Yes?
I figured when dud Zombies you wouldhave seen it. I would. Okay,
you're so right. See it's likeyou know me so well. Sorry
to interrupt you. I thought it, okay, Okay, he did look
familiar, but on my I thoughtI looked at his IMDb and tried to
figure out who he was. ButI obviously that's okay, I whatever.
So he becomes our Sorry, hedoes this like voice over as these people

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are talking, and he talks abouthimself. So he says that he has
a relationship with Dracula Nicholas Cage.Okay, so he met him when he
was in real estate. I guessin real estate was a real estate lawyer
or something like that. Yeah,I don't know. And Dracula asks him
to be his assistant. So he'swhined and dyed. They travel, he's
spoiled, and then he became hisfamiliar, and we find out the definition,

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which is basically means that as longas he is assisting Dracula, he'll
be able to have some of hispowers. Yeah, he's basically Dracula's bitch.
He is Dracula's bitch. Yeah,one thousand percent. So he tells
us that his powers come from eatingbugs. Yeah, he has like this
little tiny box in his pocket that'sjust like full of bugs. And as
soon as he eats on, hiseyes glow and he like gets this like

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not even like the power of thebug, just like a weird pack,
super strange, super fast. Likeyeah, okay, I have questions.
Yeah, So when he did pullout his box a couple of times,
box of bugs, box of buglive bugs, Yes, totally, Um,
the freshest are they would I mean, I feel like they're gonna be
starved in there in a box.Okay, start eating each other. Do
you get double power? I mean, I guess whatever, it doesn't matter.

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Okay. So he opens a boxand of course, like these these
bugs and stuff crawl out of it. But they're like big bugs and little
bugs and medium sized bugs and discriminateagainst bugs. So does a small bug
have the same effect as a bigbug. Um, I'm gonna say yes,
because he eats ants later on andhe gets basically all of the fucking
power. So I guess it's Idon't know, maybe, Oh, could
you imagine eating a bug? No, I don't want to be near a

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bug. I don't want to benear a bug either. People eat like
um, grasshoppers and stuff in differentcountries. They crickets and stuck crickets.
No. Okay, So there's onetime that we see when Dracula was going
up, gets a priest who trapshim in this protection circle. Yeah,
Rinfield comes to save him, butis kind of torn between getting rid of
an evil person and saving him becausewell he's got like a I think he

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struggles. Yeah, they're the priestis telling him that if he doesn't save
Dracula, then his life will beso much better for himself. Right,
But then Dracula is like, no, the second thing get rid of me,
they're going to lock away forever.So you're still getting a prisoner of
something. He's like, your might, I'll be your salvation and your friend.

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Oh yeah, we also have totalk about Nicholas Cage's teeth for a
minute here. He has got likesixty three of them. I would say,
like a shark. He's got ashark mouth, and they're tiny and
they're pointy, and there's so manyof them in there. That's how he
gets all the blood. I justI couldn't stop staring at them the whole
time he's talking. I'm like,what in the world. Maybe that's how
you got past the whole Nicholas cagething, his teeth staring at him,

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don't look at well, he's gonnahe's a bitch's gonna be bid. Yeah,
gonna get you. Yeah. SoRedfield ultimately decides to help. After
he does and he takes his shoeand he kind of slides it and it
breaks the circle, and he fells, Yeah, you just need to like
disrupt the circle that they've made,which is like a powder circle that crosses

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force Field thing in there. Okay, Well, he his shoe breaks up
the circle that's drawn on the ground, So he falls from this weird circle
that he was suspended in. Yeah, and then he basically attacks the priest.
Yeah. He like turns into thedracula, turns into this darkness,
flies down the priest's throat and heclothes like a fucking watermelon that's like got

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dynamite stuffed in it. Like hewas like juice and bloodshed everywhere. A
mess. So someone decides to someoneelse that is there, Um, he
like shoots an arrow how somehow itopens the curtains. Yeah, whatever knocks
the curtains off the wall and sunlightcomes in, burst into flames. So
Renfield goes over to put it likea blanket on him to put him out,
and then he he pulls it offand he's like real crispy. Yeah.

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He then tells us that this istypical. Renfield tells us the typical,
right, and goes. He sayshe's gonna go on like a full
tilt blood sucking vendor vender. Renfieldwill find them in like a new city
to go to because he's got thisreal estate background. So they got to
go find a new city. Thisis like something that happens over and over
and over work every time Dracula triesto get murdered. Ship goes south to

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go sideways, they have to relocate. Yeah, not the first time.
Yeah. Now they're in New Orleans. Yes, they are all right.
So we're back at the AA meeting. Present day, present day, the
leader guy of this group. Hisname is Mark. He asked Renfield about
his story, and Renfield's like,I'm never really gonna tell you anything.
He was nice about it. I'mgoing to participate just to right and yeah,

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he's just listening to these poor souls. Um, he's actually there to
find more victims, but not thesepeople because he actually likes these people.
Yes, because he feel that thepeople there are are victims, like he
is correct, So he intends tofind the people that have hurt these people
and he's going to use them asvictim. Huh. Um. Mark is
the counselor guy. Mark. Ireally like Mark. I do like Mark

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too. He's hilarious. It's justsuch a nice guy too. He's had
some really I have notes in hereon like some liners that he says,
and I'm like, we have toget these in the episode because they're so
funny. They are pretty funny.So Renfield goes to find Mitch, which
is when we first started a fewminutes ago. I guess the movie we

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met Caitlin and Caitlin's boyfriend or husbandor somebody his name is or abusive partner
or abusive partner. So he goesto find him and his buddies in this
like warehouse and it's like a Idon't know what kind of it's like kind
of warehouse is this. It's gotlike statues and yeah, it almost looks
like a carnival type of George warehouse. Please, maybe it's weird. Anyways,

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they're packaging drugs there, well theystole a bunch of well I'm sorry,
they stole a bunch drugs, butthey're like, I don't know what
they're doing something with them. Idon't know. A ton of cocaine there.
Yeah, So renfille Waltz is andthey're all casual. They all freak
out thinking that he works for likea drug lord. So they start throwing
the drugs at Renfield, like I'mso sorry, you know, I was
gonna get you, you know whatever, the cocaine whatever. So he tells

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him that he knows nothing about thedrugs, but he knows his friend Caitlin,
Yeah, which makes the guys bustout laughing. They're like what who
Okay, because I mean they werelike, I think he's from the mafia,
yeah, trying to kill them becausethey stole drugs from the mafia.
But he's there because of Mitch's girlfriendand they're like, are you kidding?
Oh where is? Aren't laughing aboutit? Well, Renville he starts cleaning

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house. He's like, he's liketaking everybody out. Pop some bugs,
yeah, pop some bugs. Thoseare his drug of choice, snorts,
some books exactly whatever, So hetakes them out. And then there's like
this um hit man I guess forthe that works for this drug lord.
His name is a Patchie Joe.Yeah, and he is a big bitch.

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He's huge, fucking gigantic. Heis big. He wears this leather
mask, leather mask that's like wovenin the front over it and just what
does it look like? Oh?Okay okay, And he busts in the
door and now Renfield is fighting him. But this guy is fucking huge,

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huge, but I mean, butI mean Renfield has taken him out,
like Yancy, he's even shut thatbugs. Yeah, it's the bug power.
Okay, I'm just gonna keep goingin it. So he ends up
eating another bug, punches this guyin the face or I'm sorry, Well,
he punches him in the head andhis head falls off, It flies
off, rows his head off ofhis body. Yeah, out the window

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and it smashes into the driver windowof Teddy Lobo, who is Benchwarts who
I'm sorry, zest. His nameis Teddy fucking Lobo. Teddy fucking Lobo,
can you get right? He's alsoBen fucking Schwartz, and I am
obsessed with him. I love BenSchwarts. He's pretty fantastic. Did you
see Parks and Rec Yoh he's SeanRalphao. It's my favorite. Okay,

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okay, you need to watch clipsfrom Parks and Rec because he is so
fucking funny. I heard it's areally good show. Hey, we'll fuck
it not ever move on. Butanyway, Bench Schwartz is a shit.
I'm ar excited to see him.He's all neck tattooed up and he's really
funny. Okay, you're good ina minute, I really like Okay,
So, as you said, wemeet Teddy and he gets he like takes
off in his car. It's reallynice, souped up car. Yeah,

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he gets stopped by at this likedy checkpoint. He is, He's like,
get out of my way. He'slikest. He thinks about like getting
the cops to go because his henchmenjust got like decapitated in front of him.
Yeah. So he was gonna goand tell the cops that he saw
this guy that like murdered his henchman, and he was like, nah fuck,
I got a bag full of cocainein my passenger seat. So he

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speeds off through the checkpoint and Aquafina, who is one of the cops,
what's writing Rebecca, Rebecca something Idon't know. Oh yeah, yeah,
yeah, Quincy is what I yeah. Yeah. She ends up shooting her
gun at his tire to get itto like swerving at him to stop driving
through all these cones at this checkpoint. Yeah, So he ends up jumping
out of the car with his bundlesof cocaine. The cops start her.

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I get Quincy and her partner Idon't know her partner's name is. They
started chasing after him. He's liketaunting them, of course, and he's
like throwing these bundles of cocaine likebehind him. One of them hits one
of the guy partner. Yeah,he's got like white powder all over his
face, cocaine. It explodes Lever'sface. It's pretty funny. So Renfield

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takes the bodies that he killed toDracula, who is looking real rough.
Yeah, they're living in like anabandoned hospital, asylum, whatever kind of
thing. And his face is pealely, it's very gross. It's it's hangy,
it's just got like patches. Justyeah, just there rouping. So

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he starts sucking the blood of oneof the guys that he brought in.
He spits it out, and heneed demands to know like who, like
why he brought him these people?Yeah? What is uh? That?
That is? Uh? That's Doug, I believe drunk your favorite. Oh

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no, he did have a Idon't. You're just a bload of a
few dogs and people. He sayshe wants nuns, he wants unsuspecting tourists,
and he wants loads of cheerleaders.Yes, a busload of chiliful dog
do you mean female chilies? Downthe kid a sexual thing? No,

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No, I did not say itwasn't okay. Renfield makes a plea of
maybe, you know, to maybebe a little bit more careful so they
can settle down and have like anormal life. Yeah, he's saying it's
harder to abduct and murder people nowadays, right it used to be. Um
Nick Cage has no sympathy for him. No, he slices his gut open.

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He's literally falling out. He doesn'tunderstand why he's so whiny and unappreciative
since he basically he can live forever. Yeah, okay, okay, so
now we are. He gives himsome of his own blood. Oh yeah,
yeah, and he fixes his gutnick cage like cuts his her risk
gives him a little bit of blood. Dracula's blood makes you heal like little
immortal, good and great whatever.It's just it's important to know for later

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on. So that's always why I'mfrone. Okay, yes, you're right,
I just skipped right over them.So now we were we are with
Teddy fucking Lobo, and he's inthe interrogation room of the police station,
saying that he can't go to jail. He'll tell him whatever they want to
whatever they want to know, whateverthey want to hear, they'll he'll tell
him. So the detectives end upletting him go, and the officer Quincy

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gets like freaks out that they're lettinghim go because oh, he's about he
about to like spill everybody's about tospill everything. Yes, So they tell
her to just take a pill andlie down you're being hysterical that he wouldn't
have said anything because of all thetrauma that she put him through during the
stop, that he would have justsaid whatever whatever they wanted to hear and

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not the actual truth. Okay,Yeah, Quincy's not happy. The police
is like Tony, I can't himTony times Tony Lobo. It's Teddy Lobo
anyway. Yes, Teddy's mom isbasically the run. She runs the fucking
mafia. Yeah, she does,and the police was based there on her
payroll. So Teddy cano where thefuck he wants because the police are never

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gonna go against him and his mafiafamily. Quincy doesn't know that she does
well, but she doesn't give afuck for other personal reason, right,
but she tries to get people todo the right thing, and these relentless
she really is good for her.Yeah, it's a little annoying, but
I get it. It's yes.So her boss comes over and tells her
that her dad was basically his bestfriend and before he died, he promised

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him that he would take care ofher. So he tells her that she
just needs to calm down and knowher place. Yeah, So she storms
out, runs into her sister whoworks in the same building but for the
FBI. Yeah. She tells herthat she needs to get her shit together,
and they just kind of part ways. They like kind a little little
tiff. She's like, put yourfeelings aside, your personal one and play
ball, right, move the buckonto your job. It's kind of hard

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for Quincy. Easier said than done. Yeah. Yeah, So we're with
Teddy who goes to see his momat the Lobo compound. It's just this
mansion with gold columns. It's unreal. Yeah. So she tells them that
they made it this long as thebiggest crime family empire and it's basically the
most feared. They're not there.You don't claim to be the richest or

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whatever, but they're the most feared. But recently people haven't been very fearful
of them. Yeah, Tony keepsTony fuck me, Teddy, ben Schwartz
keeps fucking it up. That's why. So she's like, don't fuck it
up for us. She says,she built this entire empire and she needs
to know that it's going to besecure when when she's gone. Yeah,

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she needs to know that the personthat is taking over this empire can get
their hands dirty and she's talking tohim. Yeah, because I feel like
he's the only son or we're theonly abe. It's it's the only offspring
that we see. Yes, andhe is a US. He's really more
interested in getting people to do stufffor him and him talking a big game.

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He's got a big he's a bigtalker. Yeah. I like him.
Still, it's okay, we canstill date. It's no problem.
Well you're not going to date him? Why not? Doesn't know who you
are? Not yet? Well whatabout your husband? I follow him on
Instagram. You'll already be at best. We're basically best friends. I mean,
it's Instagram official. So I don'tthink so, Okay, I mean,

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but it's a nice thought. Okay, I'll keep thinking about okay,
Greg. So the cop that triedto take Teddy down, quincy Um goes
back to the warehouse with her partnerto go see where Mitch and his buddies
were killed, and they try tofind evidence that she was right about something
that was going on. Yea,So she finds this pen that was from

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the bar where Renfield hangs out forhis victims. We kind of saw earlier
that he had this. He askedfor a pen to write down whatever.
So apparently he dropped it. Ithink he used the pen at one point
to stab Apache Joe as they werefighting, and the pen got left behind
at that warehouse. So that's thepen that Agapina Quincy found and I put
an evidence Bagh the side of apen. It's the name of the restaurant

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that he hangs out at. Sothey went to that restaurant to go find
out, like if they can seewho this person want to be or get
information from anyone who works there.Yeah. So now now we're all going
to take place in the bar becausewe got lots of going on now.
So inside the bar that night,Renfield is drinking. He's surveying the place,
see who whose next victims are goingto be. He's spot It's funny

(27:55):
because he spots the unsuspecting tourists thatare having dinner together. We have a
nun qual is what I call them, full of guns. There's like four
of them sitting around this table.And then a bus full of cheerleaders goes
by the front door and they allstart piling into this bar. Not they're
like pom poms and everything, andhe's like no, he's like, you've
got to be fucking with me rightnow. So now, outside the bar

(28:17):
around this time, we see thatthe two cops have arrived. They head
inside, and watching them are Teddyand some of his people who are massed
up, Yeah, with these weirdhairy masks animal werewolfy looking masks. Yeah,
and they're all holding guns, sayingthat those cops need to learn who
runs this town. Yeah, andit's not Teddy fucking Lobo. But it's

(28:38):
fine. Chaos begins to happen.Now. Redfield aborts the mission of trying
to kill the cheerleaders when he seesthe two cops come in, and when
he goes to leave, he seesall the masked men with guns outside on
their way to the front door,and then they end up coming inside.
They all start fighting. The cophas a gun pulled to her head and

(29:00):
Renfield attacks and together they all killedthis drug mafia. Okay, it was
nuts chaos, Renfield pop some bugsdid pop pop some bugs and he cleans
house. Granted Aquafina Quincy starts shootingpeople too. She can stand her own
absolutely kicking ass. Yeah. Um, Renfield stabs Teddy Lobo and like the

(29:22):
shoulder neck area he escapes, butbasically all of the Lobo henchmen are dead.
They're dead, all of them.And I just google Lobo because I
was like, they're wearing wolf masks. So one of them dinna do with
it? And Lobo means wolf.Stop stop it? Are you kidding me?
All had animal masks, so Ijust googled it. It means wolf

(29:44):
in Spanish. Well, now itmakes sense. I feel real dumb.
Yeah, okay, well we puttogether eventually, It's fine. How did
you google it? Because I sitout loud that they were wearing wolf masks
and I was like, why,we're all of them wearing wolf masks.
That's why I googled it. Wewouldn't have felt dumb until you googled it.
Sorry, keep it to myself nexttime, or put it in my
fun bats. It's pretty funny though. I really like that. Actually,

(30:07):
Well, basically since the two ofthem completely cleaned house, this like creates
a spark between the two of them. Oh yeah, like smitted with each
other. Yeah, they start likecomplimenting each other on the other. One
is she says she's like a herobecause he's innocent people's lives and he's never
felt that way before he's ever safepeople's lives. She just kills people,
yea Aculu. So he's like,what, I'm a hero. Well one

(30:30):
of the other bar patrons, becausebasically everybody who was in that bar is
like underneath the table hiding. Yes. So one of the bar patrons,
she's like, um, do youI hate to break up whatever this is,
but do you think we can likeget up now? It's safe,
it's the coast clear. Yeah.She's like, oh yeah, yeah,
yeah, everybody can get up orwhatever. And then it's so funny.

(30:52):
One of the other women at adifferent table, she stands up, but
she's still holding her wine class andI was like, yes, girl,
she knows prior she's gonna die.She wants to die drinking. One of
the other funny lines was while thetwo of them are like smitten with each
other, just like staring at eachother, like awkwardly, did I watch
you got a guy's arms off witha decorative serving platter? Oh yeah,

(31:12):
I thought was a joinalman. Awesome, it's pretty cute. You were like,
just give me the comp So heis in all of his glory,
real proud of himself. When Draculacalls him. Yeah, So he's like,
oh fun. Yeah. Yeah.So he's like, oh fuck,

(31:34):
is it too late to grab oneof the nuns. He like says this
to himself as he's walking out ofthe door. He knows he's in trouble.
Yeah, So he's got to bringsomething back to Dracula, right.
He says, it's the first timein his crazy long life that he's ever
felt like seen by somebody. Yes, but he's like leaving with a whole
different like feeling on himself. Now, good for him, it's nice.
It's gonna a steam boost, that'sright. I mean how many years has

(31:56):
it been since he has that?Decades? Yeah, very long time.
So now we're back at Dracula's houseor his lair, so he shows him
that he's got a Dracula has aplan to become god and have world domination
just like that. Renfield's like,oh fuck, like this is not really

(32:21):
what we signed up for originally.What's the change? What's happening? Right?
Why where did this come from?Dracula? Maybe my supporter with me
and not kill anybody, Stop killingpeople. So Renfield busts into the AA
meeting and says that he needs toget all this toxic relationship meeting, the
drag meeting, and he says heneeds to get off of his toxic relationship.

(32:44):
Yes, so he says that heneeds to change and that his boss
is crazy. And then Mark sitshim down and he tells him that,
you know, he's the one thathas the power that he gave to Dracula.
He just needs to get it back. Yes. So Renfield's like,
well, how how do I dothat? Now? Mark asks him what
happened? What would happen if hedidn't give him what he wanted? Yeah?

(33:06):
Yeah, what would happen? Stuff? What was on his knees?
He won't grow to full power exactly. He won't grow to full power.
What that's so weird? Why wouldyou phrase it like that? But yes,
he's right, He's absolutely right.He won't grow to full power.
You can take all that energy you'vespent on him and put it towards yourself,

(33:28):
and then you will be the onewho grows to full power. So
next we see him rent his ownapartment. He's just trying to get his
life back. I think, actslike a normal neighbor while his like aa
friends help him like get a hairbrush? Ic. Yeah, it's like,
well, how do I do that? And one girl's like, do

(33:50):
you know what a brush is?And then we seem like brushing his hair.
One guy's like, you gotta cleanthose nasty as nails, say the
fingernails, filing his nails, frowardnady bag, which I know you saw
a scene by that. I lovethat. Thank you well, David,
you can sponsor us whatever. Ohgotta would love. So at the police
station, we're back there now,and Quincy is yelling at everybody to grow

(34:13):
some balls and help her take downlobows. When Rinfield walks in with this
whole new look. He's got thislike cheller block color block sweater sweater,
his hair's all like queed, yeah, and he wants to give a witness
statement statement and brings Quincy flowers.They're both like so smitten by each other's

(34:34):
kid. It's so cute. Butshe's kind of a hard ass too.
She doesn't like lay like, shedoesn't tell him that she's like interested,
She just kind of plays hardball.Yeah. So meanwhile, Teddy is with
his mother at their compound, lookingthrough security and trying to figure out who
this Ringfield guy is and who heworks for, like, who's he worked
for? Why is he killing myguys? So we see that he was

(34:58):
last seen or a last documented tobe seeing at this old abandoned hospital because
again they've got connections all over thecity and get access to security cameras all
over the city. So the latchand there'll be security cameras in there.
But I think they tracked his phone. I mean, I don't know the
last like spot they got him,like ping dat was the abandoned hospital?
Yes, So his mother tells Teddy, She's like, you need to step

(35:21):
up. I'm going to give youhim to the end of the day,
but he needs to be killed.Ye. So now Quincy, we're back
with her. She goes to seeher sister and asks to do forensics on
this pin that they found at thewarehouse where Mitch and his buddies went missing.
So she tells her that she knowsthat she hasn't been handling things very
well since their dad died, butshe really just needs her help, all
right, So we got that,so stargrease, Yeah she does. So

(35:45):
Teddy now and his people arrive atDracula's lair. They find dead people all
over the place, bugs, buzzingbugs buzzing and smell good. A lot
of candles lit, yes, soeach of them gets attacked, Like Dracula
like picks him off, playing he'snot. And then before he kills Teddy,

(36:06):
he shows Dracula picture on his phonea Renfield and he's like, do
you know this guy? Right?And Dracula gets pissed, crushes his phone
and that's it for that scene.Like, we don't know if he kills
him at that very minute, thatvery second or not. He like punches
him in the gut, he goesflying. We have no idea if Teddy's
don't okay or not. No,but Dracula like disappears from the scene.
Yes, So Renfield goes into hisapartment now and when he turns the light

(36:30):
on, Dracula is sitting at hisdining room table drinking a cocktail, a
bloody martini, I said, abloody martini if I didn't have any Martini
glasses. But I was hoping toserve these to us a Martini glasses.
But I don't own any Martini glasses. It's unfortunate. Yeah, I don't
really drink a Martini's not might drinka choice. So I never really ever
thought to buy one. It's sofunny because that's part of your your birthday

(36:52):
present that I have not given youyet. A Martini glass. Well,
that works out great, don't haveany. Next time, I'll serve as
bloody Martini. It's true. It'smy fucking house. Keep forgetting the damn
thing. My birthday was six weeksago. No shame, no shame in

(37:12):
your game. I'm good. It'ssitting in my front room, and I
okay, anyways, I've seen youseveral times, no, I know,
actually once a week ago. Iforget about it. It's so nice,
it's okay, I don't need anything. Apparently a Martini glasses. Well,
I have Martini glasses. Don't fuckingbion anyways, God damn it. Okay.

(37:40):
So Dracula gets pissed and he tellsRenfield that he feels used that he
abandoned him, and so just likehe abandoned his wife and daughter. Gass,
we didn't know about that blow.Yeah, he says that Renfield is
actually the monster here. I'm like, oh, what's the story here?
I'm sure we'll figure that out.But it's funny because Renfield is trying to

(38:01):
stand up to Dracula because Itscon's allthese like support groups and they're like,
get your power back, you canhave it. So he goes into his
room and he picks up this bookthat Mark the counselor gave him, and
it's like how to get Power Backfrom a narcissist or whatever. Yeah,
Dracula's like, what the fuck isthat shows in the book and he like
flipping the pages and like reading passagesin it. Dracula's look at him,

(38:24):
like, what the fuck are youdoing? Doc? This is not helping
any of us. So then Draculacorners him and he's like, who's filling
your head with these ridiculous, fuckingstupid asspots right right, grabs the book
from Renfield and on the back ofit it says, I don't know what's
say, it's something church church.Yeah, So he gets upset because the

(38:45):
church has been trying to like eliminatehim for centuries. So he thinks that
this church is getting brainwashing Renfield now. So he flips out and he flies
away, getting super mad that hethis church is filling his brain with stuff.
Yeah. So Renfield's like, ohfuck, fuck, I gotta get
to my support group. He ridesat the church, goes into the drag

(39:06):
meeting and he tells everybody's like,we gotta go. Yeah, you gotta
get the fuck out of here.Gotta go. So just then Dracula opens
the door. He waltzes in withhis little swagger and his cane and his
top hat. He introduces himself toeverybody as Dracula starts levitating, and Mark
looks at Renfield and says, Okay, obviously we're dealing this a little bit

(39:28):
more than just narcissism here. You'reright, Mark, it's a little bit
more important here. So Dracula endsup killing everybody, yeah, and then
was blood shame. Oh, itwas everybody core group. So then he
walks over to Renfield and says thathe doesn't understand why he would choose to
have a different life that he's givinghim, and he tells him that he's
going to end up killing everybody thathe cares about. Yeah, like you're

(39:49):
a dick, Yeah, And hesays it's all his fault. It's because
he picked people over Dracula. Yeah, So it's all because of him,
and everybody in the world is goingto suffer and it's going to be Renfield's
fault. I hate that, yeah, because he betrayed him. Then he
just kind of like flies off,and then Quincy comes in. Yeah,
because Redfield runs over to Mark thecounselor. He's like trying to help him

(40:09):
connecutive leading, but I always coveredin Mark's blood, And of course the
terrible timing Aquafina. Quincy and herpartner come in and find the bloodshed,
and then Renfield looks a little Leo'sa little go I mean, you'll look
good for him in the middle ofa bunch of dead people that are bloody.
Yeah, So she puts him inthe back of her car, handcuffs
him, and then the mafia andthe other cup cars pull up gunpoint ride

(40:32):
at Quincy and the whole police forceworks for Lobos and she has been basically
betrayed. Her boss basically tells herlike, listen, you give us Renfield.
We give you a sweet ass promotion. Girl, absolutely get more money.
Parking spot. You can have thisguy's parking spot. He's like,
what the fuck's like deal with it. He's like, okay. So she's

(40:55):
remembering what her sister was telling herof like play the game, play the
game, play the game so shelike agrees, fine, okay, sounds
good, but destruction. Destruction.She grabs her gun. She she's at
like a light pole, power linething behind the Lobos and her and her
boss yeah, causes this little likepower explosion. She hops in her police
car and speeds off with Renfield aseverybody is shooting at them. And I'm

(41:20):
like, well, that seems dumbbecause they wanted Renfield a live, but
now they're shooting at this cop carjust like Willy Nilly doesn't hop when they
get somebody, right, Okay,I guess I don't care. Oh oh
reckless? Well do you think that? Well, they know they wanted him
alive. That's true, shooting anybody, okay, out of control like reckless
gun safety guys. So back inDracula's layer, he walks in as Teddy

(41:44):
wakes up from being knocked out Iguess earlier, and Dracula tells him that
he'd be willing to help if hewould take Renfield down. Yeah. So
when Teddy wakes up, Dracula askshim if his crew, if Lobo's crew,
yeah, well be behind him,like power behind him, be his
henchman. Also work together and justtake over the world. He goes,

(42:07):
how do you guys feel about evil? And my buddy Ben Schwartz is like,
I think you got to meet mymom. I'm like, that's an
interesting way to say that. Yeah, well she runs the show. She
does, so he's like, youguys really just will hit it off.
He should meet each other. Fine, So the next morning, Quincy wakes
up in Renfield's apartment, so shedoesn't know how the fuck she got there.

(42:30):
He's like making her cookies and snickerdoodles, snickerdoodles, but she like doesn't
know what happened, and she's like, she like figures out where her gun
is and she's like points it athim. Yeah, I mean she doesn't
know what to do. She doesn'tknow what's happening, right, So Quincy
gets pissed that she graduated at thetop of her class and she's still working.
Dui stops and is pissed that theguy who killed her father is still

(42:52):
out there on the loose with thiswhole corrupt police department. So he tells
her that he's angry too, andhe wants to explain kind of his side
of the story here. He explainskind of like how the whole Dracula thing
works count Dracula. I'm I'm hisfamiliar, you know. I tend to
his needs, including care feeding,you know, anything, especially during the

(43:14):
daylight hours, like you get Draculapeople to eat. I do other stuff
too, like what wash his cape? No, so he says if he
works for Dracula, and she obviouslydoesn't believe him. I wish I would
not. Yeah, so she thinksthat he's crazy. But she gets this

(43:34):
like call from her sister about theforensics that came back for this pen that
she was doing forensics on, andshe says that whoever did this was linked
to cases all over the world forthe last like how many decades. Yeah,
the person have to be like intheir eighties by now, She's saying,
yeah, like seventies or eighties,and there they would be considered the
most prolific serial killer in the entireworld. Yeah, or they just have
bug power or bug power whatever.I'm still interested about these bugs. Yeah,

(44:00):
I have a backstory on that.I mean a little bit too.
And who when you come up withthis whole like movie plot? Yeah,
um, why bugs? I wonderif'th gonna do with like death and like
bugs being like around and swarming likebodies. But I don't know, there's
probably something way more in depth thatwe're just not getting. We don't get

(44:21):
a lot. No, we justit's just surface level for us. It's
all it is. Yeah, basicallyreally no, just no getting in there.
We just like to stay. Butskin the top layers, not an
IMDb fun Facts trivia section. We'renot going to know about it. No,
No, that's why everybody loves ushere. We are here. We
are just making it work. Sookay. So she says that she's going

(44:46):
to meet her sister or they're bothgoing to meet her sister at this cafe
or whatever in twenty minutes. Yeah, So when they walk out the door,
they see cops swarming the entire apartment. It gets nuts. Yes,
So he frantically starts going through plantYou're like digging, digging through the set
rid of all his bugs, alittle bug box. He got rid of
it because he don't I'm all thisbehind my new old navy year. I

(45:07):
don't need any of these bugs.But he can't find any bugs now because
he doesn't have any powers. He'stelling Aquafina Quincy like, hey, look
for bugs. Why does find himI get power from bugs. He's he's
looking through like old or shoes arelike outside people's door. Gross disgusting.
I don't want shoe bugs. No, he does. His neighbors in the

(45:29):
window, a little boy who hasan ant farm, and he's like,
I need that bust into there andjust pours sand and all just into this,
you know how like when you havelike the crust the crumbles of like
a bag of chips, and you'relike, yeah, that's how it was.
Yeah, just like that. Therecouldn't have been a lot of ants,
but he got all the goddamn powerfrom it. He sure did.
He became superhuman and he is kickingass at one point because I mean it's

(45:53):
cops, it's the Lobo crew.It's a funk of people. Yeah,
and Renfield and Aguippy to Quincy arelike just fighting them all. She's shooting
people. He's literally ripping guy's armsoff, using them as nunchucks and like
spears. Do you experience killing otherpeople with these? This man's like arms

(46:14):
their blood budget huge, huge,huge, fun budget. Everybody got fun.
Quincy shoots this one guy. Hegrabs her hat, the gun on
her hand and set like pulling herback off this railing. Yeah, and
at that moment, Renfield jumps fromthe floor above them, lands on the
man's head and that doesn't pull Quincyat all, It just separates them to

(46:35):
where like his body just separates fromhis lower half and he's like waving to
her as he's like falling to theground pretty and she like waves back.
Everyone's dead, everyone's oh there.And there was one time where there was
like he pulled his face off ofone of the guys. It's like face
off, literal face off. Ohmy god, And now everyone's dead and
he like reaches his hand to Quincyto like help her down from the railing

(46:59):
on to this like big black suvand like a way to safety. I'm
like, what the goddamn world hashappened? We don't know. Fantastic,
It was great. So now we'reback at the Lobos compound. But it's
funny also because the Lobos have camerasare all right, oh yeah, yeah,
see what's happening, And they're likewatching him rip a man's arm off,

(47:20):
people's faces off, destroy their entirecrew in front of them. They're
like, what the fuck is thisguy's deal? Did they have like bodycams
on like everybody. I don't know. Maybe it's like surveillance cameras too,
they've tapped it. Yeah, maybethey saw it all. I don't know
our front row. Okay. Sonow at the Lobos compound, Teddy comes
strolling in, tells his mother thathe wants to get his hands dirty now.

(47:43):
So he is followed by some likemen that are carrying this coffin.
Yep, would they close all thewindows and everything? When they open it
up, Dracula emerges. Fucking Dracula. It's the real fucking Dracula. Fuck
man. He wants to take overthe world with us and Teddy's mother and
Dracula like start flirting. Like itwas like, oh chantey, you know,

(48:07):
I was like, oh my god, Okay, calm down. So
she might be like Mortician in anotherworld or I think. So. It
was weird. It felt like that. Yeah. So Renfield and Quincy sit
down in this little cafe now andhe shows her pictures of his wife and
his daughter and tells her like whyhe joined Dracula. Sure, so he
wanted to make a better life forthem, but he admits that he was

(48:28):
a little selfish with it, andhe just decided to do this for his
you know, his own and leavethem. I guess sure. So what
he is saying makes her think abouther sister and wanting to make things right
with her, so she goes tocall her yea. When she steps away,
Renfield gets the call from Dracula,Like, what did you say?
I think a summon, like asummon telepathic summons. Yeah, yeah,

(48:52):
Dracula, he comes into his headand he says that he's glad that he's
found someone to unleash his full potential, and he thinks that he found some
to do the same for him.So when Quincy's sister picks up her phone,

(49:13):
it's actually Teddy's mother. Yeah,so she tells her that the lobo
uh huh. She tells her thather sister doesn't have much time and that
she needs to leave. So Renfieldtells her that it's a death sentence to
go there. It's like to gosave her sister and to not go.
But Quincy's like, if you wantto be a hero, you need to
like risk everything, Like you gotto save the people that you love.

(49:35):
You've got to just do it.So they both head out together. Yeah,
they do so cute. So hesays that he they're gonna need weapons,
They're gonna need lots of bugs.They're gonna need wooden steaks, crucifixes
in like this protection circle to trapthe demons. It ain't a powder and
some type of spell in Latin,So I guess it could be literally,
it could be like baby powder.He said. It could be powder any

(49:57):
literally any powder. It's like gunpower. It could be anything, I
guess. But and then they goto like this like bait and tackle store
and he buys like all of theseworms and bugs and he's like chowing down
on all of these egg bugs inthe car. She's like, could you
have like waited for that? Maybehas like this little toothy smile, And

(50:19):
he's like, do you have anythingon my teeth? And she's like,
oh, of dirt. Yeah,She's like yeah, on all your teeth.
It's like it's disgusting. Just don'tdo that anymore. And it was
just like black his teeth. Itwas so grounds gross. So Quincy and
Renfield get to the Lobos compound andthey they're met by Teddy and his mother.
Yeah. So Teddy looks at Renfieldand says that he looks familiar as

(50:39):
he like this, like bug crawlsup his nose and he gets like the
glowing eyes, like he's got power. Now he's snorton bugs' snorton bugs?
For sure. That was not snortingthough. That was like a literal snipede
crawling up anyway. And then hiseyes glowed and I was like, oh,
he's got the bug power too.Gross, don't dodge my boyfriend.

(51:00):
Okay, he had a sinapeede crawlup. It's the power, got the
power. You weren't guessing with me. Didn't like that one. It's because
what you said before that I wasnot impressed. So like, you don't
like any of my boyfriend You neverapproved my boyfriends. Your boyfriends don't know
who you are. I don't knowyou. I don't give if you follow

(51:21):
all of them on Instagram. Nobodyknows you. It seems to upset you
that we don't go on double dates. And what I'm getting from this,
it feels very misdirected your anger.So when when when is your next date
with this guy? When they comeinto town? So when are they coming
into town? I will tell youoff of this. When we're not recording
nobody, I'll send you a calendarand vite. Nobody flocks to hear.

(51:42):
I don't want the crowd. Theydon't need to be swarmed out in public.
Okay, we like to keep iton the d Okay. I don't
know who you are right now?Who are you? I can't okay.
Anyways, so we see now thatall of the Lowbo's crew or whatever they're

(52:05):
called, they all have the power. They all have bug power. Got
some of bees crawling up the noses. They all been doing some bugs.
No, so the action scene starts. Now do you get it? Isn't
of doing drugs, they're doing bugs? Do you get it? Like rhymes
and okay, yep, sure deadgot it. It's locked and loaded.
I got it. So now theaction scene starts another one. They all

(52:34):
start attacking each other, and thenQuincy makes it to Teddy's mom's office room
or bedroom area whatever, and itis met by Dracula. Of course,
the shades go down again. Yes, so he tells her that she has
strength that he's never seen before,and all the men that he's been around.
I guess women, I guess canfuck us. I guess, hey,
grand um, But he could giveher more power. She's like Renfield

(52:59):
only took a little bit of thepower that he could have gotten. But
with you, we could like takeover the world and get all kinds of
justice. It's the brainwash that Renfieldtold her that he would do. He's
only looking out for his own benefit, and he will tell you what you
want to hear, what he canmanipulate you. He's a good manipulator.
He's the master manipulator, a littlebit of a narcissist. Well yeah,

(53:21):
okay, So someone rolls Quincy's deadsister. We don't see anybody. It's
like a table just kind of comesout of nowhere and pushed her from the
doorway. I consid're they afraid tocome in the room with Dracula because I'd
be. So she's rolled out there, she's obviously dead, and Dracula says
that he can save her with hisblood. All all he wants from her
is to say or for her tosay that he's going to join him.

(53:44):
Yep. So after Renfield kicks Teddy'sass, literally he kicks him so hard
in her stomach that blood projectiles yeaand out of his buttole at the same
time, and we assume that Teddy'son the floor. Now, I'm sure
he so. Redd and Field hasclean house hobbles upstairs and it's in the

(54:05):
doorway of this office whatever it is. Now. Yeah, when Dracula backing,
he's like final proposal to Quincy oflike, just come on, just
do it over here to take overthe world is greener, come on.
So she agrees, and he hashis arm around her, and Red and
Fields like begging her not to.And then the bar cart right next to

(54:25):
them has the button that opens andcloses the shutter. It's true, And
so as she's agreeing, she pressesthe button for the shades to open and
it's stuck. She's like, ohgod, damn it, and she's like
pushing the button finally opens. Yes, Dracula catches on fire her a bit,
but he tries to like bust intolike hundreds of bats, which is
weird on fire Da, I'm justas doing the Dracula transforms like one bat.

(54:50):
I didn't think it was like adozen bats. I never really thought
about it. He couldn't be verynimble if he was a big bat,
because like, okay, I becauseI feel like he's a bunch of little
bats. He can come. Ithought it was like just one normal sized
bat, That's why I always thoughtit was. But what happens if they
transform into like a dozen bats andthen like one just like wanders off.
Heck, he can't get like putback together because he's got like his right

(55:10):
arm has just flown away or spinkyfingure, spinky figures, Like, well
what does do without this? Now? What about his big toe? He
can't walk straight, just drags hisleg behind him. Stupid bats. But
basically these bats are kind of halfon fire, swarming, and they kind
of push Aquifin and Quincy and Renfieldlike out of that office down the stairs
into this like very dark dungeon wherethere's no more sunlight and now it's safe

(55:35):
for Dracula to be in the darkken, Yes, but the basement also
kind of happens to be like thelittle torture room that the Lobos use because
there's like equipment and weapons and alltypes of chains and stuff like hanging on
the walls. Yeah. So nota good place to be like ushered into.
No, No, that's probably thelast place I'd want to be.
A bad idea, Yes, thetorture dungeon. So okay, so now

(55:59):
all of his power. Like yousaid, all the power goes out.
They get puts into this room andthen all of the light start flickering,
so we can't it's like a it'sflashing very stroke. Yeah, so Quincy
can't really get her bearings about her. It's like she's like pointing and shooting
at different places and Dracula's are reallyfast, so he'll be like at her
ear and like whisper something. Whenshe turns around, he's like completely gone

(56:21):
already, like he's fucking with hercompletely. Yeah, and Renfield basically dead,
not looking good, got his askingfor the other bug monsters. He's
kind of like laid on the floor, kind of useless at the moment to
her basically. Yeah. So Draculalevitates and brings Quincy with him like basically
the whole yet fire throat. Sheends up shooting him in the foot and
he's like, you just shot myfoot? Who the fuck cares? Right,

(56:43):
But then the blood drips from thefrom his foot down to Redfield and
makes him alive, waking him upagain. So he tries to go atta
attack Dracula, but Dracula kind ofturns around and gets him instead. Yeah,
they're kind of like fighting each othernow, So he uses some things
that he learned from Mark and theeight and the drag meeting, basically about

(57:05):
getting his power back. And thenDracula goes to attack Rinfield, and somehow
Quincy figured out how to make thissavior circle, protection circle whatever it's called.
Is that protection circle? I gotthe instructions off a Wigan tumblr.
Cocaine really, yeah, I guessany kind of pounder works as long as
you say the right magic words.So she asked what to do now,

(57:29):
and they kind of both look atthe weapons that around the room because he's
just like levitating, stuck in thiscircle in front of them. Yeah,
like okay, well he's stuck inthis circle now, like what do we
do with them? And then theyboth get very excited the idea of just
torturing and killing him. Yeah,they grab all these weapons, They beat
the shit out of him. Theybasically break him up into a bunch of

(57:50):
tiny little pieces, create these likekind trays cubes out of trays, and
double his little concrete ice cubes withall different body parts of Dracula down the
drain. They said they weren't sureexactly like which way to kill him,
so they just did all the onesI knew of. They don't know if
he's going to be dead forever ornot, or if it's going to take
a while for him to come back, but you know, they do what

(58:12):
they could do. Yeah, Sonow we see that Teddy's mom is being
arrested. Quincy and her sister makeupand reunited and it feels so good,
and Quincy goes to sit with Brintfield. So they kind of go back to
the drag meeting and find that Rintfieldbrought back all the AA people that had
been killed and with Dracula's blood.Yeah, Marco's and thank you for using

(58:38):
dracula blood to bring us all backto life. And they're like, yeah,
thank you. There's like a picturepicture sitting on their like food table.
If I'd bet a tape labeled Dracula'sblood, that's it, and that's
it the end go. It's afun facts sure, Okay. Despite a

(59:02):
history of turning down non leading rolesin studio films, Nicolas Cage signed on
to play Dracula. It was alifelong dream of his to portray the legendary
figure. Interesting he made a sacrificefor himself, didn't wow, what a
douche. Okay, So Chris McKay, who is the director, Yes,

(59:27):
convinced the studio to cast Nicholas Cagefor Dracula by showing executives Kiss of Death
from nineteen ninety five, a crimemovie where Nicholas Cage was menacing and funny
at the same time. I neversaw it because it was a Nicolas Cage
movie. You know what, maybecould have been like this one. You
were happy with this one. NotWe're going to take that chance. Okay,
okay. Great Rebecca's father's full nameis revealed to be Morris Quincy when

(59:52):
she sees the portraits on the wallon the precinct. Okay, like the
whole dedicated wall. This is areference to the character Quinny See Morris from
the original novel, an American whojoins the rest of the characters in defeating
Dracula after Dracula kills his friend Lucy. Okay, so I just took his
name and just that's cute little nodto it, I guess. Okay,

(01:00:12):
Okay. This one has a coupleof old rabbit holes. Okay, okay.
Is it like an onion that letsa layers couple of layers mostly instigated
by me. So one of thefun facts and I don't really know why
this was in it, but it'sone IMDb and I had to take it.
Of course, all it says isNicholas Cage owns several castles, and

(01:00:35):
I said, well, I needto know what the fuck that means,
so I Google. I copied that, put it in Google and it says
over in Europe, Cage purchased twocastles for over two point three million and
another for ten million. So whenI went down another Google rabbit hole because
I was like, where the fuckare these castles? Right? Right?
Of course, it's like I canneed more Invation than that. Of course.

(01:00:58):
Okay, one of the castles arein Needstein. It's called Needstein Castle
in Germany, okay, as wellas Midford Castle in the United Kingdom.
This bitch was just like Germany hasa castle Needstein. I'm a buy it.
Oh hey England, Midford you aremine? What? So are these
like renovated castles? Are they livable? Are they like? Are they just

(01:01:22):
like just fucking question? Are theyare they just made out of stone?
I imagine there's like an old timeyfucking castle. But like I do no
like what condition they were and whenthey bought it? Are the beds made
out of straw? Do they havecurtains? Is there indoor plumbing? Apparently
the Midford Castle, the first thingthat comes up is luxury stays and wellness

(01:01:43):
resorts. So I guess it's beenbougied up a bit. It definitely has
been busied up. Huh huh umit said. Unsurprisingly, his request for
the Holy Grail took Nicholas Cage toEurope. There he spent almost thirteen million
on real estate. Wow, that'sbeing nice. She definitely doesn't want to
use it in the United States.I guess not. Okay, bye,

(01:02:07):
you know Wow, there was alot of rabbit holes that you went down.
He owns castles. He owns castles. Great and Nicholas Cage man,
then make you like him less ormore owning castles. I'm about the same
on it, Nicholas Cage Okay.Anyway, okay, friends, thank you
for coming to our episode and witnessingliterally viewing our patrons like this shit show

(01:02:30):
that literally took us way too longto record. Sure did. We could
have been done vodka thirty minutes ago. But we had fun. We're good.
It was good. I like themovie. You dident it's fine,
a big deal. That's the normfor us. Okay, that's usually how
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Yes, thank you so much,Thank you for too many of us.
Thank you, guys, and comeback next week for more fucking ridiculousness.
Yay, I'm doing a test.What kind of tests? Are you
doing? A drug test? Oh? Did you bring it from me to

(01:03:13):
try? No? Okay, alcoholictests, Okay, we have some.
We got some of that. I'lltry some vodka. Thank you them bad
cat Renfield, Dracula's henchmen and inMinton you knew you were gonna suck about.
Okay. Does a small bug havethe same effect as a big bug?

(01:03:34):
Um, I'm gonna say yes,because he eats ants laters on,
he eats ants later on. Soat one time, we see Dracula going
up against this priest who is trapDracula who traps rare. Apparently they stealed
they steal they stealed it, theystole them da that's actually a pretty good

(01:04:00):
drink. He wants the whole loboofucking we're not gonna get this. Okay,
So the next morning, Queen Quet, what there's gonna be so many

(01:04:21):
god damply person's episode get me okay, Okay, so she's pissed that she
grab fuck God. Okay, let'sjust take another stepe. Okay, I'm

(01:04:43):
just gonna take some water chears.Damn it, it's gonna get worse,
and Dustin's gonna get mad whatever.He's gonna be like, how long was
your episode? Three hours? God? Damn oh all of it's not usable
spot twenty minutes maybe rest of itgarbage m hm okay

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