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Because it was. So we're goingon a whole different tangent because now you
didn't know about bombs. The thirdtopic that we're leading to topics who knew?
This is just how you know,if we just keep going down rabbit
holes with random information and things thatwe bring out? What two? You
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don't have to do that? Hi, Courtney, Whephanie? How are you?
I'm great? How are you good? His? Oh it's so weird
he's here again? Here again?He just lingered, he really linger the
creeper in the corner. Are youa corner creeper? I've actually been waiting
here since last week for you guysto come back. Are you third?
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Why it's been stinky of a bucketagain? Came back? Oh? Save
you or what? Okay? Well, we're patient. You're such a big
shi. Do you promise us thatyou'll leave after we record? I bet
Stephanie hasn't I ate everybody's portions offood? I heard there's a party down
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a couple of days ago. Luckerthose people lots of food and said there's
a whole turkey. Yeah, butyou know what, you didn't see any
of it? No very chair andwaited leave after we're done recording today.
Do you promise? Oh okay,I don't promise you guys, I want
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to make sure I get on thenext one. Oh, so we'll invite
you. We're in a group chat. We'll just we'll text you next week.
I trust is the problem. Imean, I can't guarantee we're going
to be here next week. Soit's a long wait. That's why someone's
got to clean out the pea bucket. I'm not drawing. I've been doing
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it for this whole time. Somebodyyou're trying to toss out the window and
the window is closed. Wait aminute, I have a question. There's
a bathroom right around the corners,literally behind the wall is sitting literally just
knock a hole in the wall andscoot your chair back. No, I've
been told multiple times not to useit. I just got like a visual.
She said, I'm knocking a holein the wall and scoot your chair
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back. I thought about it.Oh wow, okay, all right,
but really, out of just purefrustration for being stuck up here this whole
time, just had a spike.Yeah, you're like, I'm just gonna
I'm just gonna stay hereuntil next pair. There are a couple of trial holes
in the wall. So that's gonnamake someone really awkward when they go in
that bathroom. See a hole inthe wall. Think it's a lot of
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taps on the hole. Okay,so before we hear your topics, just
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tik talk you do, don't youdare you try? A thing going for
quite some time, mister. Okay, and here's the thing. I'm not
real great with change. We allknow this, so let me have it
considering you haven't memorized now anyway toorder it? I know'sidering all the change
that we've had in the last sixmonths, yes or more, I mean
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really good. Thank you. I'vebeen hiding it well not well, no,
it's fine, come in shaking,but I'm still here. You feed
me wine, love it. Thanksand you're doing great. Thanks? Okay,
ready get started? Oh yes,okay, So last week we talked
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about a man that swallowed knives.God fucking Johnny Cummings, Johnny, Mister,
Johnny Cummings, there's no way that'strue. Anyways, I hate him.
I mean, he's an idiot,such an idiot. It twenty three
year old, twenty three year oldidiot. He was a pirates as I
were. Boy, there's a piratein fourteen seventy five. That's it.
That's it. So if you haven'tlistened to that episode, check it out.
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It's very good. And then wealso learned about Emma Gibson who was
frozen as an embryo in nineteen ninetytwo and then was born in twenty seventeen
to a mother who was born innineteen ninety one. So yeah, that's
a lot. Yeah, what werethey called snow babies? Is that snow
snow babies? There was the verybook and oh my god, just putting
in things for you guys to listento. Just don't deprive yourate earballs.
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So now we have we had awe had a third topic which you guys
did not pick, which was strangegiraft behavior. So that's going to be
number one on our list of topicstoday. Contender number one. Contender number
one, we can go with strangegirafte behavior. Do we get to hear
the synopsis with the cheezer. Ohyeah, you have the geezer. How
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to tease? I know, Well, that's the whole point, that's what
makes it fun. And if youdon't pick it, he goes In the
next episode, why is he yellingat more? He's like, don't you
get it by now? You're justgonna keep pushing the draft? All right,
but it's a good one, soI don't know, all right.
The next the next one, whichis new, okay, he keeps looking
at you when he's giving all theseHe's like, Courtney, don't know because
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I'm looking at my iPad and it'sit's in your direction. So I'm just
like you were like, this one'snew drafts last week? This one to
be fair, okay, my memoryis not great, so the chances I
remember the draft be necessary. Imean somebody was swallowing, n Where am
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I? Who are you? Whoare you? All right? Number two
are contestant? No contender? Numbertwo? Yeah, time for a pyramid
scheme? Okay, time for apyramid scheme? Okay, okay? And
number three, Hey, you're reallyglowing. Hey. I like the excitement
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on that one. Yeah, okay, I mean, let's we're going to
do the draft draft. Remember thatmeans you're not going to pick one of
the other two. Okay, no, we get it. We get the
rules. Do you get to picktwo? One doesn't get picked for those
who playing at home? Now youknow the rules, and so does Courtney
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for now down next week, giveme five minutes. All right, you're
ready? No. I love giraffes. I don't care. Don't you last
week that if you picked the giraftesyou probably don't want to. You're never
gonna want to. Yeah, youwant to want to be near their face.
They like their but holes. Myfirst thoughts thought, because did you
imagine a us stick their tongue uptheir nostril? Right? My thought is
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like maybe they don't in their ball. I don't know. Gross, That
would make me not want to likebeet it interesting? Okay, anyway,
mind went right to the butthole.You know what we were there last week
too. How do you remember that? That's weird? Okay, all right,
strange giraffe behavior. Okay, here'sthe tagline. Male giraffes will head
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butt females and the bladder until theypee. They then drink the urine,
tasting it to determine whether the femaleis ovulating and ready to mate. Very
strange mating ritual. So are theyas it's coming out or looking the puddle
on the ground, oh the sixfoot drop. Wait did you watch a
video of this? Is there avideo? Oh? Yeah, there's videos,
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there's video. Yeah, hold on, is this for like all giraffes
or a drafts as part of theirmeeting. So like birds, they do
this like exotic big bird dance,right, they're like this colorful bird.
Hey ladies, Hey, but thegiraffe's like head butt, I'm gonna drink
the pea Like what Yeah, that'sbasically okay, so not you cute?
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No, not cute. So theyhave urine all over their face. As
far as I can find, they'rethe only animals that drink it straight straight
from the swords, straight from thetown. There are other animals that do
this, but they just like sniffetor lick it when it's on the ground.
Well sure, oh sure, mydogs do that stuff. What can
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they smell peas? My dad,you know what I mean. But they
don't taste, It's what I'm saying. But they could take a pheromone thing.
So when you said smell it,like, okay, yeah, that's
what most animals do. They cansmell someone else's pea, but giraffes it
and they like, wow, therewas there was an interaction with that one.
She's fertile. But how do theydo they have something like sensors in
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their tongues, like like yeah,it's like in their part of their nose
and that whole you know, whatdoes it smell? Like? Do they
have to lick something different to cleansethe palett like what like back to buttole?
So, like, what if there'slike a couple of females that are
just like as far as this isthe extent of the four plays, okay,
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but here's my question. Four play. I mean for him, maybe
that's the testing part. The girlwas in convenience. She's like, stop,
I've already told you I'm not ovulating. I believe you head butt.
But here's my question. What ifthere's a couple of females that are just
like outlining their business. You're kindof strolling around chilling, and then all
of a sudden they get like slammedby this like head and another dude who's
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just like get out of here,and then he has to like okay,
well, she's not. But there'sa female over there if you want to
go check her out. Does youhave the cuts of the palate? A
minute? Is he all tainted fromthe previous Europe? I can? I
can answer that question. So soso if they do, if they hit
the female and she's not ovulating,you make the head gesture every time.
It's really I whip my head back. Okay, Willow, he will go
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to He'll keep trying different ones untilhe finds one that is. I'm gonna
need more information. That is aninteresting question. They would have to give
up some type of pheromone beforehand,right, I would think so well.
I mean, if they can licksomebody's pee and find out if they're ovulating
or not, they probably have someother sixth sense. I don't love the
word lick, but I just feellike we're gonna use it a lot.
Wait a minute, she looks little. Okay, she looks little? Well?
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Is she of age? Is thisis this a problem? Are we
under covering something like different here?Are we discovering deep dark giraffe secrets?
Yeah? I don't know. Butthere's a huge puddle there. Do you
see that girl button the bladder?You are gonna have to peel a lot.
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Okay, I know I would.Is this stance like behind her and
he just kind of whips it.Okay, that's not that's not what we're
talking about. We're talking about howno, no, no, But also
like is her bladder because like you, I need to see this because now
I'm wondering the anatomy of a giraffe. If he's head putting underneath her,
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That's what I'm thinking because the frontright, So how does he like,
let me get let me get underneathyou? He puts his head underneath her
legs and just and then like tacksup tap, but she knows she's not
like, but it's not very forcefulthen, but he's gonna be careful because
make his head peed on. Well, he is actually getting his head on,
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but what if he what if hehurts her? But if it's like
a water fountain, you can't haveto get your face all what you can
just get your tongue in there.But the reasons that they're one of the
only animals that do it as it'scoming out is because they're too tall.
They can't reach the ground. Becausehen reach the ground. Really the front
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legs like really spread, and thenthey got to get to the ground.
It's awkward. It is awkward.He just wants it straight from the hose.
We're from the tax so gross.I'm not okay with this. No,
okay, here's the thing. I'mdefinitely judging the giraffe, of course,
But that doesn't make me not likethem anymore. That's true. I'm
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not I'm not like. I findit so much where I think they're repulsive.
No, I'll still try to feedwhen I potentially pet one at the
zoo. Yeah, but it's justweird. Oh here we go. Uh
okay, but that's normal. Oh, oh, okay, looked at your
tail. Oh she's shaking him buns. He's looking looking Wait a minute,
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Oh wow, there is no headbutting involved in that. Oh wow,
wow he likes it. She she'sgot to be a heat. He's going
back for a seconds. There's nohead butting. He just like nose tapping
her maybe before. Oh I wantwhat's he doing? He's thirsty? Oh
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we're exciting. It's a quick trimaround. Okay, look at the height
difference. It's a tall, naturallycrowd. Oh god, there is he
getting ready? I don't know,but he's still thinking of he's really approaching?
Is he really? Is he testingit in he's about to mount.
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He's creeping closer right away. She'slike, uh, oh, she's dancing
too cute, cut, there's nothingwrong with that. Behind the trees,
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privacy, Oh it's cute. Actuallylook at them. Wait, this is
adorable. Duston. You were sayingit was going to be creeping out and
be gross other than him, lookat your pee. But I mean,
okay, there's weirder. Should thathappen in the animal kingdom? Right name,
she's such a teaser. You're walkingaround like courting each other. You're
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going for a little stroll. Wasactually kind of cute, a pre coil
stroll, pre coel I know theycalled the Giraffe World. Oh is it?
It's okay? So here's the thing. That video really changed my opinion
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on it. It's actually kind ofcute. I thought, Okay, well,
I didn't see from the pea lookingpart, I feel like you just
licked her butthole and the peace cameout. I found no head butting.
No, it looked like he wentfor a sniff and then her tail moved
and then she started peeing a lotand then he went, we missed that
part though, you know what Imean, they could have started a camera.
I just thought it was really bemore aggressive that it didn't answer the
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question for us on where their headbutting? No, where's her bladder?
I need to see a head butt. It still seems like it'd be underneath
I would think so, but sheout of her butt, So I don't
know if that's entirely it looks likeit, I guess. I mean,
the video was showing me a wholedifferent scenario here. It definitely seems more
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king me from a drink it thanif it's I mean, yeah, it's
like a water hose like like yousaid, are we done talking about pere?
Let me read some more about it? Oh, there's more. There's
a whole article. I just readthe nippet. Oh okay, I guess
give us some more. Okay,Wow, this is from science No I
asked if you can move on?Just kidding. Go okay, God's got
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more time with the pee. Ineed to know about this testing thing.
This is from sciencenews dot org.Okay, why male giraffes drink potential mates
pee? H imagine him to writethis? This is a long article.
I'm probably serious about what they're doing. Yeah, there was somebody that would
This was their project for like sixmonths to determine how giraffest. This is
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written by oh fairly recently Aaron Garciadejest. Oh it's a woman. Oh
e R I n oh no PhDAs far as I can tell, but
she finished it at ten am today, February fourteenth, on Valentine's Publish your
stories. She went write to lunch, it's like done, all right,
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A female giraffe has a great Valentine'sDay gift. Oh it's all Oh got
it? Okay? Her potential mates. Urine distinctive anatomy helps male giraffes get
a taste for whether a female isready to mate. Animal behaviorists Linnett and
Benjamin Hart, Oh, they mustbe like, oh, maybe they're married
and they study giraft pe. Whatif it's like I probably do. If
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it's like those heart shape candies andyou open the just full of draft now
available on our story? Is itpe or water? Only a draft can
tell? Is she fertile? Idon't know, Just and find out.
Okay. So these two made areport a fair and detecting organ and drafts
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has a stronger connection to the mouththan the nose. The researchers found that's
why males scope out which females tomate by mate with by sticking their tongues
in a urine stream. This kindof reminds me of Midsummer But when we
watched that, how they put likethe girls pe and like his about drafts
like that interesting? Maybe they studydrafts too when they made this movie.
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I mean, could you imagine iflike humans had to like, oh no,
I cannot stop right now, sono one's imagining, okay, but
turn it off, Like okay.Animals such as male gazelles will lack fresh
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urin on the ground to track iffemales are ready to mate, but drafts,
long necks, and heavy heads makebending over to investigate urine on the
ground and unstable and vulnerable positions.Vulnerable because you have to remember they're not
always in the zoo. They're sometimesout in the wild, so they can't
Yeah, that's like, well,I guess that makes sense of feral thing
because they're kind of in an awkwardstand so I just like quickly react.
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I guess they can drink water fromthe ground so I guess you're right.
If they're drinking like from a streamor something, they're just trying to get
to the point, you know.Yeah, untainted. Okay, i'll get
that going anyway, heavily tainted probably, alright, moving on, let's move
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on. Okay, I think wegot the gist of that. The other
two topics we have, although Idid enjoy the giraffes that didn't grow as
me such I thought I was goingto Okay, you're still gonna want to
feed them? Yes, of course. Okay, so now they smell like
you don't know why. Well,just make sure you go to the female
ones. Maybe the female ones willcome ou. Okay, okay, okay,
you're like, I only feed femalegiraffes. Can I pet it?
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Still? No? No, okay, ma'am, don't touch the head.
I remind you. It's not timefor our daily remind d it all right?
Next two topics. Contestant number twowas time for a pyramid scheme,
and contestant number three was hey,you're really glowing. I like that.
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I'm going for the glowing one.Yeah, okay, really, you don't
have an opinion. Here's the taxyou're really glowing. Thanks, Okay,
here's the tagline. Really, butI think it's throw the lights hitten you.
But I mean maybe it's the glowingthing. M god tagline humans glow
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in the dark. Oh, that'sfun. They're just in the dark.
They can glow in the dark.You glow in the dark. Did you
know that? Do they have tobe charged? Is it a bottle plug?
Or I'm going to make I'm goingto make every topic in a little
bit bloodholes centric. Well, I'mgoing to make every It would be a
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stretch, I guess. Oh wow, see what you did there? God
disgusting. Okay, tell us more. That's it. That's it. Okay.
The human body, Yeah, that'swhat it is. When you pop
your fingers. Yes, stop,I can't help it. Make me have
to do it now, okay,not get it. It's like, what's
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the with Finding Nemo when he's likethe shrimp and he's like trying to don't
clean it? We just we justwatched Finding Nemo? Did you that's it
was for research purposes? Okay,yeah, definitely, I watched it.
I really like it. The humanbody emits a small amount of visible light
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or bioluminescence, but it's too weak. To be seen by the naked eye.
So we're not like those cool algaewhere we're simming around. I mean
kind of, but it's just it'slike, you can't see it. That's
not cool. But there's human eyethings that were not cool. But there's
more. That's one of them.But there's more. But wait, there's
more, all right. Uh.The phenomenon of human bioluminescence, where humans
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actually glow in the dark, isan intriguing biological fact. This glow is
a result of biochemical reactions within thebody, specifically through the oxidation of free
radicals. It's a type of lightemission known as ultra weak photon emission,
and is different from the strong biluminescencescene in creatures like fireflies. Is there?
Does this article tell you anyway forus to enhance it? That we
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can make ourselves? Really that?I was like, what I know?
Tell me more? No, okay, I want to be a firefly?
Takes you back the fearman. One'sreally good? Oh man. However,
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this glow is extremely faint and notperceptible to the human eye. It's mostly
detectable with sensitive cameras and in totaldarkness. Period Research suggested that this.
I can read that this emission variesthroughout the day, with the lowest emission
in the morning and the highest andlate afternoon. I wonder if certain animals
can see it, maybe right,Yeah they can, Oh, they can,
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like animals, I can see reallywell in the dark. Yeah,
you like glow to them, likecats and like pitt vipers. It was
saying, so, what what causesa more higher luminescence? So great question,
Thank you, good question. Continuereading and maybe we'll find out.
Oh my god, I don't know. Okay, it's very scientific. Okay,
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are you saying you are not ascientist? I feel missless. Not
since I was caught with those giraffes. Stop peeing on drafts. You don't
do it. I'm maybe alone.Turns out I wasn't ovulating. Oh wow,
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were you disappointed the giraffe was?Okay? I had just taken a
drink. Yeah, all right.Sensitive cameras and in total darkness. Research
has suggested this mission ary throughout theday, with the lowest emission in the
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morning and the highest in the lateafternoon. The exact purpose or function of
this bioluminescence in humans is still asubject of scientific research, and curiosity.
The body. The human body literallyglimmers the team from the to HOOKU.
See you know what you make funof me for not being able to pronounce
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the Toku Institute of Technology. It'sin Japan, wrote in their study published
in some sort of journal. Okay, try it. Well, it's like
just letters. I don't know,it's fine, tables of turns. The
intensity of the light emitted by thebody is a thousand times lower than the
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sensitivity of our naked eye, Sobasically we low basically after all of that,
yes, but not very bright,not right, and maybe some brighter
than others. You know, maybethere's some real adult ones out there.
I'm sure there are real do oneOkay, So here's the pictures from the
scientific study and again I'll post thison our Instagram and stuff too. That
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looks kind of like that heat.Yeah, right exactly. So yeah,
when I'm finding ghosts, yes,when you are finding When I'm finding ghosts,
when they have their therm, weshould do a ghost show. Let's
do it, go ghost hunting.I don't, Yeah, let's ghost Where
does one do that? Anywhere?Have you seen the shows that go anywhere?
Just like to anybody's house? Tocemetery. Yeah, let's go get
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some equipment. We need some Weneed a EVP. We don't just see
any of that thermo thing. Okay, this looks like a thermo thing,
but it's not because look, yousee this is the this is theod.
But his whole, the rest ofhis body isn't. So yeah, head,
luminescees and his neck and they saidthis is like, is it because
he was more exposed to the elementshe has a shirt on? Maybe like
the sun, there's obviously no shirtstuff. That's what I'm saying. If
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he's out in the day, theywere saying, it's stronger at night than
it is in the morning. SoI wonder what the things to do with
that can be outside off like anylike them the sun hat. No,
it's from It's basically the way Iunderstood it was like when your body is
burning calories or whatever, then itgenerates, you know, photons out of
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your spin hole. Okay, so, but the article on his face,
it's mainly his face and his neckand shoulder. But the article said that
people technically glimmer like they glimmer.So have you seen the movie Twilight?
Yes, Okay, they spark theysparkle. So we're so we're vampires.
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Oh my god, that's actually reallyfucking cool. What a cool spin on
this story. You're welcome. Okay, So as a vampire, I don't
under why only our faces would sparkle. Wouldn't it just be like anything?
If? Right, if it's sayingthat it's something within our body, like
photons, whatever, why is itjust like going up and that's it.
It just goes to the highest pointmaybe a lot there. I don't know,
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it seems I have an article.Okay, we came with the information
show for on this. I knowit's very scientific. You wouldn't understand women,
it's just science. What's that?All right? This is from science
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alert dot com. You can't Thetitle of the article is you can't see
it, but humans actually glow withour own form of bioluminescence. This is
from twenty sixteen. That part wealready knew. Yeah, that was already
said. Okay, when you hearabout bioluminescence, your mind probably jumps to
deep sea creatures like the angler fish. This is a different article from the
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giraffe one. You know from thefirst thing that you just all just sounds
familiar. Because you already read asan article part I just read. Yeah,
no, I read, I reada summary of it. Oh okay,
Yeah, I didn't say anything.But angler fishes Okay, right,
I don't know angler fish is glow? Do you have the light bulb you
saw that in Finding Nemo? Yeah? You can learn a lot from cartoons,
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you really can, absolutely, whichuses millions of bacteria to make a
light appear in front of its headto catch prey and ilimined your night mirrors
apparently. But what about humans?That's a good question. What about humans?
I'm always wondering that. I know. What about humans? Period?
That's like you the DMV take anumber? Yeah, what about no?
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Seriously, get your manager. Ineed to know. Are you okay?
What about him? It's a war. They're trained to handle people like that,
like me, like you. Yes. According to a study conducted in
two thousand and nine bad Japanese researchers, human bioluminescence as visible invisible light exists,
it's just too dim for our weakidiot eyes to pick up on,
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especially women one, especially women's eyes. Quote. The human body literally glamours.
Okay, I read that the teammade this odd discovery using supersitive cameras
to monitor five healthy male volunteers fortwenty minutes every three hours. Well,
they had to have their shirts off. Our glow is too strong, and
that's what it is. Yeah,they're just trying to figure out why the
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male bodies are not as glow maker, got got it. They can't handle
as much. This is great,yeah to beat up on. Yeah,
pretty much. They found that participantsquote glowed throughout the day, with the
brightest spots appearing around the forehead,neck cheeks in the late afternoon. The
dimmest bi iluminescence was recorded late atnight. And this wasn't in for red
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radiation, which is what you weresaying caused by heat. Despite how the
images might appear, those signals areactually like listen, bitch, no from
photods of visible light light particles notcaused by heat. And then it shows
the picture which again I'll post thisso it says it's actually a pretty interesting
side effect of our metabolisms. What. Yeah, chasm is fucked. So
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how do I glow what I wantto? I mean, maybe maybe not
like a sparkler. It's not sparkling. It's like, come on, come
on, spark that's me, justa little spark every now and then,
but it's there, you know,Okay, it exists. Yeah, so
okay, so it has to dowith metabolism, which I would think that
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it would deal more with the gutand not the head. So I'm really
confused head shoulders and toes. Sowhy is it just head shoulders? Well
maybe we'll I know, I didn'tread the whole thing, I'll be honest,
apparently not. So what's going onhere? Oh? Oh God,
please tell us. Well, it'sactually a pretty interesting side of it.
Oh, I just read That iswhy I asked before periady read it,
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because it just all sounds familiar anddoesn't like this is not a giraffe article.
Giraffe glow in the dark. Theymight, they might, I don't
know. Check their p and findout. Give it a take. That's
another study. That's another study,another article. I their butthole glow just
a little. They need to knowat night where to find the pe.
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See, here's my brain work,brain each other around. Just my brain
is trying to formulate a song that'slike root off the Red Nose reindeer,
but a giraffe with a glowing butthole. Oh, wow. I mean,
so one of our listeners could comeup with a song. It could be
like something the glowing Butthole. Well, the draft needs a name. That's
I'm saying, something like whatever hisname is, Like, what was the
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toys r us one? Jeffrey,what name? Wow? Yeah, Jeffrey
with the glowing butthole but hole?You're really you really got that? It
wasn't that hard. I mean itdoesn't really. It doesn't like asking for
I was like, I got thisbeer, all right, it continues,
had some really shiny buns. Yep, if you could only taste rapine.
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Oh, jeff jeff classic Jeffery.Nobody's afraid about Jeffrey, you know.
Okay, okay to the female giraffe. I mean, I mean seriously,
As Elliot Bentley sums up for TheGuardian, human biolumin essence is quote the
result of highly highly reactive free radicalsproduced through cell respiration interacting with free floating
lipids and proteins. Okay, Igot it. No, okay, you
(32:00):
see what I mean we're talking about. These excited molecules can then interact with
fluoro for it, fluorophores, whichcan emit a photon and boom, you're
actually glowing? Are you're trying tomake us regret picking this? Stop?
The team thinks the participants had glowedthe most because this part of the body
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generate generally sees more sunlight. Ohyou were right, Oh thank you,
affecting the melon and inside the skinand triggering the eliminating reaction better than other
areas. Further wondering when then ittook a shirt off. It's probably because
he didn't have any sun exposure.Interesting, I was thinking that his head
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because it guess it's closer to thesun. Do you think this is bullshit?
Yes? Really? Is there away that we could get okay,
you're talking about getting these like EVPthings that never for like ghosty things,
But is there way that we canget one to see if we are glow?
How do we do that? Okay? So I saw in the comments
on I think on Reddit was doingfor the research because it does sound a
lot like bullshit to me. Yes, but somebody said, and this pretty
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much should clear everything up. Readit absolutely. So. Somebody says they
were on Amazon, probably on acave tour. Oh wow, and where
in this country in a cave?I don't know that the country matters have
the bioluminescence? Did they take anyallergy? Like put it in their beard
and they're like, I'm glowing nowit's in their hair, Like give me
(33:27):
a glow. Good idea. Theyprobably did that. Do you think like
old so older civilizations did that withlike war paint. They would take like
and put it on. But here'sthe thing, you're just like a crayon
or like make great big eyes nighttimethat like coming through the forest. It
couldn't be for like it has likea celebration thing. It couldn't be for
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like tactical because they're going to standout. Can you imagine can you imagine
at war with a with another tribe. If you can't sneak up on anybody
at night, you're not going todo it at night. No, you
have firsted it doesn't, but thesecond one no, no no. And
you guys have been fighting all dayand normally you go back to your camp
to rest and then you fight againin the morning. But at night,
the whistleblow is a guy that nobodycan see what they're doing. They're not
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going to fight at night, sure, but at night you start hearing some
crackling sounds in the nearby. Fourlook at the story and you see these
big green, blowing eyes, hundredsof them, Bobby, But how do
they But how do they know?Like I feel like it's I made this
whole thing. There's not this isnot a real thing. No, I
think we got that. But here'sthe thing. I I have to be
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for a celebration thing because I thinktactically, like, you can't sneak up
on some of your eyeballs are goingreally cool. It'd be weird. It
would just be big eyeballs make youlike big eyes. No, I got
that, I said, Okay,you know what. I agree with you.
That's right, you're wrong. Iagree. Use it as war paint.
Okay, okay, great, let'smove on. But does it huh
ready? Okay? Okay, solet me finish my cave story because this
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it up. Okay, So they'rein a cave and have lights on in
the case. Is this your story? I saw this in a Reddit comments.
Did they have a flashlight? Probablydidn't needed they had their own glowing
paint that they're in the cave?Sentence? What was that? Was that?
Like dropping dripping water? Okay?Sorry, thank you for if you
close your eyes, you'd be there. Okay, right again now draft only
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you would know I've done taking inmy life. Okay, that's the word.
I was in Costa Rica? Youdid? You did cave like cave.
I was on my I would mystomach and trying to get through a
hole this big water terrifying? Whatwhy are why are we talking about?
D I'm not talking about the drowningguano like from hell. It was.
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We got before and after picture ofme Michelle. It was free. Do
you still have it? I savethem in a capitle next to your drives.
Drafted you never sure I have apicture somewhere. Yeah, that was
fun. I feel like it wasreal dangerous. We probably shouldn't have done
that. It was part of aguy that you just did it. No,
no, no, it was partof a guy. But it was
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in Costa Rica, Like what kindof rules do they have no rules?
Especially around like you were literally climbingexperience. We were like swimming in the
water. It was it was notwhose idea was this. It can be
your idea. I have no idea. Oh I'm sure it was both of
our ideas. That's terrifying. Itwas fun though dumb wateed. That's it.
(36:32):
That's it anyways. Sorry. Soanyway, apparently they're in this cave
and the tour guide is like,okay, as part of the tour,
they shut off all the lights soyou can see how dark it is.
Cool. That sounds fun, right, because of cave bears. It's cave
bears. Okay, So they shutoff all the lights apparently, and somebody
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was saying that, yeah, whenthey do that, you literally can close
your eyes or open eyes and it'sjust the same, which is awful.
That sounded terrifying. That's how darkit is down there. So apparently somebody
in the whatever the audience or partof the tour was like I can see
to the guide was like I can, I can see you still or whatever,
and obviously nobody else could. Andhe's like, okay, what am
(37:15):
I doing? And she said,you have your left arm up or whatever,
I can I can see you.And I guess you turned his lights
on and that's he that's what hewas doing. Okay. That would mean
that he was glowing so strong andhis hand or whatever so she can see
his entire body. I thought itwas just the that glowed bulls still and
it was on Reddit. That shouldclear it up, right, I'm just
(37:37):
saying, okay, okay, butseriously, this is worth interesting. So
let's say she's telling the truth.Her explanation was, I could see your
aura. I can see everybody's aurabefore. It's possible that it goes.
I did see somewhere where it saidlike I may have already mentioned it,
but like your eyes, it's likea thousand times less than what your eyes
(37:59):
can see or whatever. Right,And your brain, if it does see
it, it filters it out becauseit's like too much noise. If you're
ly like around a lot of people, it filters it out completely. Okay,
so you can't see it. Sosomebody in the comments said that,
and then they also said, wellmaybe her brain quote nquote is like broken
and wasn't filtering it out. Youknow, I've heard that before yesterday.
(38:24):
Actually it's pretty good, all right, So I mean maybe maybe maybe she
had like a sixthons type thing.Different is more like it to me.
She's not necessarily luminous because she's likehe's blue, she's purple. Yeah,
I mean, like I don't knowthat I believe that. That's what do
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you think is more? What doyou think is more not common? What's
what I'm thinking? Well, here'sthe reason why I think more. What's
what I'm trying to think of morelike believable or what's more realistic? Like
plausible you can see somebody's aura,or that you have a small bioluminescence.
I feel like the are or isit the same? Maybe? But the
only thing computes in my head easierbecause you can feel an energy. Why
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couldn't you like see it? Youknow? I mean, I feel like
it's probably like a tenth of apercent of people that can actually see auras.
And maybe she was part of thatgroup and she's the one that actually
saw it. But it's like thebioluminescence from our body possibly maybe, Yeah,
I don't know. Well, dearlisten, if you know anything about
this, give us a comment andlet us know. Yeah, because that
(39:30):
would be interesting. I would.I like that aspect more of than what.
Yeah, that's fun. I likethat. I like that. You
go and rap this article, butit's only a few more sure pages pages.
We have some equations to go through. O god, more science.
It says lipids and proteins. Okay, great, these excited molecules can then
interact with fluorophores, which can admita photon, and boom, you're actually
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growing. Okay, I think Isaid that, Yes you did. I
want to hear that again, andboom, you're actually glowing. The team
thinks that participants heads glow the mostbecause part of we said that, God,
are you sure you have more toread or thing? I think we're
done here, right, I thinkwe're good. Great. Further back in
the blacks is the animal violin messageattached to the top metabolic rates. The
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researchers suggest that the glow could belinked to the body's biological clock. Wow,
we haven't said that yet, Okay, okay, So in the late
afternoon, when we're burning the mostenergy, we glow the brightest. Right,
you've already said that. But thisis contradicting itself because the first time
you read it it said that youwere duller in the morning and brighter in
the evening. And in the secondtime, I said, your dullest in
(40:37):
the evening, right, But nowthis time you're saying it's brighter and later
in the day, in the inthe late afternoon. Oh, I said
at night, that's different. Startingand I'm starting to dull by starting to
dim. I can see that it'sdimming. Okay, you're getting real angry.
You also have to do is changing. You have to consider time zones,
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and I don't think you're thinking abouttime. Oh my gosh. The
team hopes that in the future wemight be able to scan a person's body
surface to check white levels indicating possiblemedical conditions, and express themselves and changes
of metabolism. Okay, I wasgonna ask, by the funck, we
need to scan somebody, but fine, let's move over metabolism, get weight.
We know them metabolism. But doctorlooked at me. They'd be like,
(41:22):
your glow is not good. Girls, I can't even see your glow.
I know it's so. I don'tthink I need to be scanned.
I think it's okay. I'm notgetting in that contraption. You can forget
it. It's just a visual thing. You got it. Just go and
say, look, I don't needto be tested. My my luminescence is
very dull. I'm just gonna tellyou that off it has dim desens college.
(41:43):
Okay, a lot of drinking,kind of going back cars. Okay,
I'm basically I've had some depression Okay, it's really plummeting. Okay,
let's turn this around. Oh mygosh. Quote if you can see the
glamor from the body's surface, we'llget brighter. I don't know what you're
talking about. The snickers, yeah, oh yeah, yeah, i'd bed
(42:07):
you have a candy bar. Twigs. I like twigs my second favorite kind
of Actually they kind of go backand forth. But it's the milky way.
Oh. I like a milky waytoo. I learned actually another fact
about three Musketeers today. Three musketeersthe car. That's what you said,
the candy Okay, do you knowwhy it's called three Musketeers. I feel
like I know this. I feelI think you do. I think it
(42:28):
was a candy bar. It wasa candy bar. Mars the Thing documentary.
Okay, No, that's not theanswer. Is that. What you're
saying is the answer? God,please tell me what the answer is.
I can't. I give up.Back in the day, they used to
have three inside the package. Itwas three different flavors, and then it
got to you know what the flavorswere. It was just nugat, right,
(42:51):
It's just like nugat and Jack.Yeah, nugat peanuts and pineapples.
You know one of those is wrong? You're lying, You're like, which
one of the three is not right? Pineapple? And it's the outside of
the pineapple, not the inside.No, I don't know, get me
(43:13):
looking up what the flavors were.Sure anyway, if you can see the
glimmer from the body surface, youcould see the whole body condition. It
says, do you remember Massa Kobadoing this? So the next time someone
tells you you're glowing, you'll knowthey're speaking the truth. Okay, you're
glowing. You know what you are. I think everybody's got a really healthy
looking glow right now. I thinkthat's nice. It's the it's the wine.
(43:35):
I think it's definitely the wine.It helps everything looks. Do you
like do you like? Do youlike Riese's peanut butter cups? I do?
Can you tell me? Do youthink that the flavor has gotten worse
recently, like just for almost thelast year. Yeah, it's not like
the peanut butter is different. Thepeanut butter is different. It's like it's
pretty yes, yeah, it's likesuper overly sweet you speaking of really?
(44:00):
Yeah, like peanut butter still goodthough, Reese's pieces. Oh I like
that. Those bitches are still fantastic. Yes they are. I just made
some cookies and have those in them. Oh yeah, you shouldn't bring Oh
shit, I forgot. I'm sosorry. It's okay to sorry. Oh
my god, I completely forgot.It's okay, I'll work on that.
Okay, goods are still I didthink about eating one, and then it
(44:23):
probably would have helped my glow.But you know what, you guys probably
would have to put sunglasses on atthat point. But like it's too bade
to get the cookie away from her. Turn the light off. It's just
to brighten your stuffy's glow. Youknow who makes really good cookies? Cortney
makes really good cookies. I do. I do. They're fantastic. You
want to give an ad break SugarcumbShop, sugar Cumb Shop Shop Shop Shop,
(44:44):
Sugarcumb Shop Shop Shop Chop Sugar CrumbShop, Sugar Crumb Shop Shop.
Okay, okay, it's glowing jazzhands it deserves it. Wow. Anyways,
U he did a little Christmas marketthis market, yeah, holiday market
yesterday, well not yesterday from youguys, and he'd been a couple of
(45:09):
days and she had a little yeah. Oh yeah. And I got Stephanie
to come and do it with mebecause I needed moral support. Yes,
and I'm easily bribed with cookies.So we went, we set up.
We're there all day and Courtney killed. Yeah. Were the absolute ship really
was hopping. It was. Ihad bake pops and kick pops and banana
(45:32):
bread and bread. People love redvelvet cookies. Yes. I didn't even
see those, oh, because peoplebought them like immediately. Yeah. That
and the banana bread gone. Yes, follow sugar crumb what is it?
Sugarcrumb shop, Sugarcumb shop on Instagramand TikTok TikTok making videos. Yeah,
on TikTok on Facebook, sugar crumbshop, Yeah, do it? Do
(45:54):
it? Do it? S yourdot crumb dot shop. That's TikTok.
Yeah, okay, you'll find itthat way. Yeah. Do you want
to hear what do you want tohear about The Three Musketeers? Que?
Okay? The Three Musketeers candy barwas introduced back in nineteen thirty two as
the third nineteen thirty two. Ithink it's nineteen ninety two. For some
reason, that was not right nonettwo but that's surprising for some reason.
(46:15):
As the third candy created by Marscompany, I wonder what the first two
was? Anyway, that's three.No, No, there's more the piny
the original package contained three different flavoredpieces of candy, and I think the
third, the third flavor is goingto really three for a loop. Oh
the first one was chocolate. Whoa, oh wow that one? What second
(46:38):
Mars chocolate Three Musketeers chocolate and themadness? What could flavor? Umber two
be vanilla? What vanilla? Whichis disgusting? Yeah? Right? How
still would nougat with like white cholI think it's just this is the flavor.
Overall flavor is just like did theThree Musketeers have? Like then have?
(47:00):
That's what I'm trying to I thinkit's just chocolate pieces of candy.
That's what I'm getting out of thisbecause my head, I'm thinking it's something
with like around the Newgate. Sowhen you said chocolate, okay, that's
how it is now, But thenI'm thinking like vanilla, like white chocolate
around. I think it's three individualpieces that are flavored chocolate, just like
a chunk of I think we'll findout though. Okay, the third is
(47:21):
vanilla, and our second is vanillaand the third is strawberry. So it
sounds like an ice cream, justlike, what is that ice cream called?
B Yeah? I don't like thatice cream? It because ice cream?
No, I like like I likethe ice cream from whats that has
the peanut butter, and I likevanilla ice cream with peanut butter. Okay,
(47:42):
okay, I don't like peanut butterice cream. Well that's what I
mean. Okay, that's fair.That sounds good. Okay, I can
eat anyway with caramel. During WorldWar two, we're gonna talk about Word
War two, guys, I mean, do we have time? During World
War two, the United States decidedto ration sugar because they needed the sugar
to build the bombs because it wasso we're going on a whole different tangent
(48:04):
because now you didn't know about bombsand the third topic, who were leading
to topics? Who knew? Thisis just how it? You know,
if we just keep going down rabbitholes with random information and things that we
bring up, well, the bombsare encased in like hard sugar. Yeah,
you didn't know that. Okay,Wait, So if we were the
three musketeers, which one would bechocolate, who'd be vanilla, and who'd
be strawberry. I'm not strawberry.I could be strawberry because my hair is
(48:27):
turning. Oh that's cute. Okay, I guess I'll vanilla. I guess
you have to because I'm chocolate.Okay, we stablished that quickly. Okay,
Vanilla makes me seem very plain,though I do a lot of really
interesting things. Oh dear God,that's true. It does sound a little
bland, but I get it.I like vanilla. You're a stable.
(48:50):
Yes, sore. All cakes basicallybasically, what's a cake that doesn't take
real quick quick cookick doesn't take vanilla? QUI quick wick test quick. But
what about strawberry? One cake?One cake? No, they all have
vanilla, all of them. Thechocolate cake has a vanilla. And but
(49:12):
what's one that doesn't. I don't. I think it is like vanilla extract,
vanilla extract, not like vanilla chocolate, but like none have strawberry,
right, yeah, except strawberry cakeis red velvet strawberry. No, No,
it's just cocoa with like coca powderwith red dye. It's chocolate cookie
like strawberry strawberry milk but with thatcream cheese. Wait a minute, you
(49:37):
strawberry milk and cream cheese. Whathappened? I was thinking of red velvet
still or I said cream cheese inthe middle where it's really so anyway,
it's too expensive to okay. DuringWorld War two, the rush and sugar.
Because it was so expensive to makeall three chocolate, strawberry, and
(50:00):
mella flavors, the company decided tomake only one. Sorry. In nineteen
forty five, three Muscus Tears wassold as a single bar made with only
the delicious chocolate nugat. I meannugets, pretty fantastic. What is nugat?
It's fluffy fluff and it it chocolatefluff. So it doesn't answer if
it always had nugat. It justsays it was only made with chocolate and
(50:22):
nugat. It doesn't say it wasvanilla and nugat or strawberry. You girl,
and nugat like ahead, I don'teven like anything strawberry does. I
have so much I have so muchinteresting information on this. Some of the
other flavors experimented with in the earlytwo thousands include Yes, We've jumped decades
(50:46):
include mocha that sounds good? Imean, who doesn't like mocha strawberry,
which they already tried that. Yeah, cappuccino really really leaning into cappuccino.
French vanilla, okay, cherry cherry? What person strawberry cherry? I do
not do cherries. So is thisthe flavor of the chocolate on the outside?
(51:09):
And I think it's like what's onthe inside that's what counts. It's
definitely what matters. Okay, Frenchvanilla cherry orange? No, no,
no, my brother loves our chocolateorange. I think they're disgusted. They
are nasty. Will you like chocolateand peppermint? Which I love those?
(51:31):
Mint? Do you like well?I mean like like the what's the little
peppermint? Is it? The peppermint? The York ones, the round ones?
Yeah, those are my favorite.Do you like mint chocolate chip ice
cream? The green one? Absolutelynot? What? No? See?
I love it. I just likea taste of it. I don't want
to eat a whole bowl of it. Can you I have a question,
(51:53):
I know I have a question Ihave. You're learning so much about you
right now. What if you brushyour teeth? Would you then? Could
you have like chocolate after that?I don't Oh, that's interesting because it
ruins everything else. Right, That'swhy I hate it, because it's just
such a weird, gross combination.But they have they have mint like ices,
like white with the chocolates in it, but the mincho tipe with like
(52:14):
the green ice cream with the chocolatechips and it. That's the ship.
That's where's that? My daughter shelikes chocolate chip. It's so good.
It's so weird. They get alot in raspberry was the last thing.
I'm not interested in raspberry. Thesewere not as successful, however, and
we're only sold for a short periodof carfe like ice cream. I like
a good sorbet sorbetid parfae okay,the sorbet. The two key components of
(52:37):
the candy are chocolate and nugat.This is important to make the special nugat.
He just yelled at me. Hedid. Oh. Egg whites are
whipped until they have a light texturewith a specific frothiness. That's what you
bake. Isn't that how you makelike whipped cream? Too? I can
get the does wow? So howdoes it it's not not eggy? Yeah?
(52:59):
How does it stay like fresh?If it's if it's made of process
he eggs, wipe whipped until theyhave it okay in a specific frothliness is
a weird sentence. Sugar eya syrupis added to keep the foam maintained to
a certain degree. Other flavors arethen added to this frap and the newgat
is after the stage it is shapedand dipped into a delicious chocolate coating.
(53:22):
Oh, I thought they like injectedit for some reason. What they wouldn't
drop it numbers like convey your beltthings. They have it and it's like
dowsed in chocolate and continued. Butas that was like very like liquidy?
Oh will you eat in the candybar? Why is it so liquid?
(53:44):
Nugat was originally put into candy barsso it resembles the flavor and texture of
ice cream. Oh it does kindof No, No, okay, fuck
me. I guess. In fact, this is why in the past,
candy bars that contain nugat were oftenserved frozen. Oh interesting, frozen.
I used to do reesis frozen?I think that when I was a kid,
I'd take a lot of my Halloweencan I don't like hard chocolate is
(54:07):
my whole thing, But I thinkthe nuke it would be an interesting take
on it. We should try that, Okay. Three Musketeers were always put
inside goodie bags after parties when Iwas a kid. Your art, This
is just how I speak. Ijust could never get enough of the chocolates.
(54:28):
What is Why is this going tosome weird a sign? I don't
know. Anyway, Basically, wehad three topics today. Fun facts,
Oh, fun fact, my factaler. Do you know what a three
Musketeers is called? Outside of theUS and Canada and our international friends will
know this, I have no idea. Is it a Mars bar? No,
(54:52):
but that's a good guess because it'smade by Mars. But I thought
there was something called a Mars barbecause but I thought they rebranded something else.
Anyway, I continue. Outside ofthe US and Canada, three Musketeers
is called a brace. Really,guess that was? That was legit?
(55:13):
Yeah, that's good. That's good. It was good, not right wrong,
that's all she knows. Yes,outside of the United States Canada,
a three Musketeers is called this isgonna blow your sock socks? Been wearing
(55:34):
any socks? Put some money,I'll blow them off. Three Musketeers is
called a milky way. But there'salready a milky way. It has caramel.
It's so much better than Three Musketeers. Not in the US, I
mean outside of the US, notoutside of the Do you really want or
is it only? Like? Okay, no, it's not worth it.
(55:58):
I have sources the history of threemusket tears. I care about the snickers.
That's my jam, so I'm gonnaget it. So that was fun.
Now I want a candy bar,I know, so are you gonna
provide candy bars? Or do youtake some wine? But I feel like
now that we're talking about cable bar, I thought you were gonna bring the
dessert. So shit, that wasmy fault. That was my bad.
It would be since I don't havethe cookies. But it's fine. My
(56:22):
god, you're so bitter about it. I did think about it, but
it's okay. What did you remindme? You know how? I can't
remember shit, but you always bringoff over here. We have extra cookies.
Don't want it in your hand becausethis is my refrigerator. Signed in
my refrigerator inside is refrigerator outside,so I don't even pass that mine exactly.
Damn cookies are amazing. I knowthey were pretty good. That's okay,
that's okay. I still love yourtime big So this episode was a
(56:44):
shit show, so that's cool.We've learned about giraffes, peeking, uh
huh, people's bioluminescence, and aboutthree musketeers or brace. So so next
next episode, we're gonna have timefor a pyramid scheme, okay as our
first potential content. Okay, well, you know, I really like time
(57:07):
for a pyramid scheme, and Idon't want to like paint the you did
what girafts last week together. You'rereally partial to all of the ones that
you're choosing, So the glowing onewas the bottom of my list. I
didn't really like it that much.I just thought it was interesting and look,
it brought us to milky ways,sure did. I mean, we
(57:27):
really like turn that one around with. But I think time for a prament
skin is gonna if you pick it. That's right. If we wear sock,
they'll be blown off. I'll wearthem next week. If you wear
socks, forget about it, forgetabout it. They're gone, they're lost
forever, at least one of them. Then you'll just have one. You
always just one sock, you bothtrue? Yes, Okay, So live
(57:52):
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(58:39):
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I'm like, we just did it. We literally just did an hour show.
And if you have to tell themthat, like, it's off the
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(59:02):
And do do? We both lookedat Card. I don't know the
sound Christmas time. I know thatone. Well, it's the terrifying and
tipsy. I can say, wehave that Christmas shirt. Oh yeah,
but it's a terrifying and tipsy anyway, all right, bye bye bye b