BEST MARGARITA?? PEDICURE DISASTER, WINE SPILLS, LOCHNESS & BIGFOOT!!

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Episode Transcript

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One. Guess we're ready. It'sgreat every time. Hi Courtney, Hi

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Stephanie, how are you? I'mgood? Are you? I'm good?
Hi friends, Hello there, welcometo episode three. We're here again,
yes, and thanks for coming backto watch this ship show on Ravel for
the third time hourday. But wehave alcohol, I mean that a lot
going on typically anyway, Yes,so quick reminder of our new format.

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And I do is click the subscribeit and then set the little notificationy
things. So when we post avideo, you get a little thing.
Does it really being I think?So, okay, yeah, that's cool.
That's cool. So we're we eachhave two kind of topics, random
things that we're going to talk about. I don't know Courtney's she doesn't know
mine. But that's part of thefun and part of the stress for Courtney

(01:38):
stressful every week. Thank you dogreat, you do a great job.
You hide it well, thank you. I have to. I hide it
behind the smile. Yeah, otherwiseit would be tears. And then it
gets into your alcohol and dilutes itand also makes it salty at the same
time. And nobody needs that.Nobody needs that. No, so avoid

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crying in your booze. Okay,thank you. To keep fun traditions going,
I have another joke for you.Okay, I'm ready to the clause
destin Yeah, okay, okay,are you ready? No, what did
the buffalo say to his kid onhis first day at school? What did

(02:23):
the buffalo say? By son?Get it? Yeah? I got it?
Yeah? Did you guys get it? Did you like it? You
can say no, it was agreat one, okay, one of my
favors. Okay. So I'm gonnago first. Okay, because mine involves
drinking, I'm all on board forthat. We don't want to like take

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over like it'll about you quick.But I was like, hey, mine
involves booze and it might be afun place to start. So we happened
to drink for the rest of theepisode. Absolutely, yes, because that's
what we kept from our previous show, was the drinking. We hate the
drinkings brushing with jokes like that.Okay. I wasn't even drunk, and
I thought that bisonone was hysterical.Okay. So I found an article on

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Huffington Post and it was called thePerfect Margharita. Okay, so I said
an immediately interested. Both love Margarita'sYes, and I was immediately interested,
and I was like, okay,tell me more. Having in post,
so it basically went through what experts, mixologists whatever think as like the perfect

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necessities to make the ideal Margarita.Were their studies on this or was it
just a Huffington Post article? Oh, this is just a Huffington Post article.
So here's the problem with this wholething being executed. There's a lot
of variables involved, mainly being methat could make this different than the expert
mixologists. That's just saying it's ideal. That's okay, I'm following, you're

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making it your own. I'm followingthe steps. But I'm a ballot on
a budget. So I didn't buythe most expensive of tequila. Let's just
be real, okay, Okay,so we'll just we'll make it work.
We're gonna pretend. So I'm goingto make our drinks while I kind of
read through what you're doing some bulletpoints. I'm like, what they said,

(04:13):
made it perfect? Okay, Okay, I can you multi task like
that? I feel like I needto read it and you're going to like
do it. But I don't knowwhat you're okay. I think it's gonna
get messed up no matter what happens. So hooray sia. Okay, nothing
can go wrong with tequila. Soare you typically and on the rocks margarita

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drink or a frozen on the rocks? On the rocks? Okay? Perfect?
So then they said that on therocks is the best way to have
They said a quote. You geta better sense of the detail when you
don't blend it into slush. Imean, not wrong, he said,
don't get me wrong. The slurbymargarita is a fun drink, without a

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doubt, But if you want totaste something complex, interesting and delicious,
on the rocks is the way togo, which makes sense. I'm gonna
agree with that. Also, Idon't like brain freezes. Oh so I
don't want it on like in mushI think the slushy kind of version is
so much easier to get messed upon two because it's so easy to drink
it. Yeah, so it couldjust really mess you up. I mean,

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well, what do you prefer?You like you're slushy? I look
at either way. Okay, Ilike the like flavored ones, I think
more. And I do like amango margarita anything mangara like a slushy form
I think. I like the flavoredones that are, but like a traditional
margarita on the rocks, okay.And I don't want salt on the rim.
I'm not. I'm not salty likethat. I'm salty. You're not

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a rim salter. But nope,nope, I'm asking. I'm going to
move on. Okay, I wasjust asking questions. Desin's laughing in the
corner, knowing that there's other thingswe wanted to say about that. How
do you like your margarita? Ilike mine on the rocks? Actually,
see, I'm with you. Areyou a salty rim? Guy passed pass

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on that. Yeah, we're gonnadrink. Start making the drink now,
okay. So the next bullet pointsaid to pop the glasses in the freezer
for a few minutes. He says, just one minute in the freezer will
keep your cocktail as cold as basicallyif they had a comparison of like when

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you use a warm plate to keepyour food warmer. Makes step with like
a cold cup. Yeah, soI did that, but then like while
we were setting up, they gota little melty. But I did put
the drinks in the freezer and thenI put some ice in them, so
they getting a little condensation. Okay, it's okay, it's fine, Okay.
The next step says that tequila shouldbe one hundred percent of goving.

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Any tequila that doesn't have one hundredpercent of gove is usually mixed with other
materials like syrups and extracts materials awayfrom those I don't like materials in my
alcohol. Yeah. I don't knowwhat that means, but it sounds in
my immediate thing. I'm like lacquertarpentie, Like what's happening right, like
undrinkable things? Yes, yes,okay, it's like when you think about
what they crap they put in cigarettes, Like that's the same thing in my

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head, I'm like, oh,what are they putting in my tequila?
They're right, So I got atequila that literally says on it like immediately
I was in the liquor store andI'm like, gotcha, I got no
I could make that work, okay. So and then it also says the
last step was to use fresh fruit. So without fresh lime juice, margaritas

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lack the tartness and the acidity thatcan only be attained from limes. So
what our friends didn't see when Courtneygot here and I was pressing some limes
and she was slicing, and shewas poisoned. So I have the lime
juice in here already, So Iskipped a step. You guys are gonna
have to believe us. Just trustme. I put two shots of lime

(07:55):
juice in there, fresh squeeze limesbecause we might be drinking straight tequila.
It doesn't matter. I mean,might be nothing in there. It's fine,
it's just nice. I just wantedto save everybody the crazy I started
watching me try to struggle and thenget myself covered in But I'm pretty sure
everybody would have enjoyed it, sojust I would have enjoyed it. But
I'm just saying you've got a littleglimpse of it. It was a struggle.
Yeah, but you like pre openedeverything, and I want to see

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the struggle. So does everybody knowtoo well that it's gonna be yes?
Okay, So shall I make it? Yes? Okay. So it says
this is for one drink, SoI'm gonna double everything. I think it's
for one holse, we're gonna addingit's for one drink. I'm gonna double
everything, needing for everybody says two. That has to be one drink.

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Okay, we're gonna do four.The tequila. Oh god, it's gonna
be an interesting episode. Okay,can you narrate because I'm gonna be away
from microphone. So right now,Stephane, Stephanie, and oh in the
mixer or in the shake, inthe shaker. In the shaker, there

(09:05):
is lime juice. She is nowpouring two shots of tequila. Four three
shots of tequila. Now we're fourshots of tequila, guys, four shots.
Okay, Well I'm gonna tequila ofjuice. Next, she's picking up

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the what are we picking up?Oh, we are picking up the orange
liqueur cure simple serve. She's pouringit into a shot glass, dumping it
in. She's got one. Okay, now she's putting the lead back on.

(09:50):
We are I like my rim salted? Stephanie, where's my salt?
Okay, she's ignoring me. Ohwow, you see that. For those
of you who can't see her,she is on the move. Guys,
there's gonna be there's gonna be lotsof noises in these puffs. You might

(10:11):
want to hold the top. Okay, that feels better. She's pouring one
glass, glass three four. Okay, I'm sorry. It's just it's like
having a presidente at at Chili's whereyou have extra in your shaker. I'm
not gonna lie. I'm really scaredright now. What if that doesn't taste

(10:33):
good? Cheers? It really isstrong? Oh my, I don't mind
it. It gets the back ofthe jaw. It's that fresh line was
a little different. That all isa bit different. Oh oh my gosh,

(11:03):
it's great. Is it supposed toburn going down? That'thing? Can
you add mixologists under my name?Oh? Yeah, no, it gets
the back of your tongue. Ohit's a whole new element. You know
what's weird? The first taste Iwas like, Okay, that wasn't bad.
The second taste, I was like, oh, the third taste,

(11:24):
I was like, okay, soeither my taste buds are just fucked right
now. You are you're confusing themright now. It's okay now, actually
you're not wrong the first The firstone was weird, the rest are okay.

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Maybe that's maybe we drunk already.It's possible. Okay, Well,
the rest of this episode is goingto be very interesting. Okay, we
can't like keep chugging at Jesus,can not. Oh, there's more in
the shah. Okay, here's thething. I don't mind it. It's

(12:07):
a lot of something. Do youmind if I take a sip of water?
No? Please do? I justneed to. It's a lot of
something. But you know what,it's not a lot of black hair,
and I don't know. It's prettydamn close. Okay, well, wow,
I have a different type of alcoholtaste to it. Maybe I think
it's the line that really like elevatesit. You know what. It's the

(12:31):
darkness. They warned us, theysaid, tart. It's like I can't
fix my face, you know why, because it's like lingering back here right,
It's just like lingering. Yeah,I'm gonna say it again. I
don't mind it. That's a newone. Try sure, okay, Oh
I'm dying to try. Oh man, I can't wait to hear his reaction.

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That's gonna be good. Yeah.Sure, it's TURPENTI it's turpentime.
It's that kind of alcohol. Ohoh no, no, wait, try
another one. Somebody gets the moreyou do it better. Yeah, it's

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a second sent they get you.It's the third one. You want it
back. It's very intriguing. Really, I'm gonna keep drinking it. Okay.
I also saw a like a simplesyrup that had a cracking taste.
Good now, because you're drunk,you know what it tastes like. Remember

(13:39):
those popsicle sticks that were in likethose plastic sleeves that you would freeze.
Oh yeah, yeah, the limeone kind of yeah. Or if you
cut that one open, pour halfit out, fillers pe tequila. I'll
taste just like that. Yeah.That might be actually a shortcut way to
make it. Probably cheaper too.I think next time we'll do that.

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Wow. Okay, this is gross, but it made me. We're a
little It does not taste good,so well it couldn't in could have both
of you. It could have beenthe dinner that you just had. Pizza.
It wasn't the pizza, well pizzapizza, Oh maybe yeah, all
right, well, you know oursinuses are clear, we are alert,

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we are alert, and now we'reready for something probably more interesting that you
have to share. Oh my gosh, this was pretty good though. Thanks.
I like your work on it.I like your segment, but yeah,
you need to work on this.I'll work on it. I don't
know if it was the tequila.I don't know if it was the lie.
It wasn't expensive tequila, so I'msure that makes a huge difference.
Because I do like petrona. I'mgoing to have a headache to price of
petrone hydrate. Definitely, drink abunch of water, get a liquid I

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V or two, throw it inthere. You're fine. I got you
some type of hydration supplement in casewe can't use the term in the just
make it work or if you wanta sponsor responding rate. So maybe I
can make this like a segment everynow and then where I find like a
different drink for us. I thinkyou should and I will just put a
quick disclaimer out, they're probably gonnaall taste bad. Great, because I

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feel that this is like my trendbecause even when I try to like cook
something, I will follow the recipeto a t and somehow it still gets
jacked. That's okay, though,I think it's so you're learning. I
think it's I think I'm the problem. Probably that's okay. You know what,
It's just not your strong suit.But you enjoy it, so keep
doing it. I'll find a goodone for us. I'm telling you,

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it's like every other one is goodand bad. So I mean the next
one will be good. I madeyou like an espresso martini one time.
Maybe that's just delicious. Yeah,okay, I'll do that next. Okay,
great, great, Okay, yougo. So I have Am I

(15:52):
an asshole? Are you ask?I mean, are you an asshole?
Stephanie? Oh? I thought you'reasking me if I think you're a soul?
What's what's your story again? Ohmy god? So? Okay,
So I found it on read it. I read it has the thing am
I an asshole? So I wasgoing to do it. I have two
of them, Okay, I loveit. So the first one's a little
is a little shorter, shorter.It's called the out earner. Okay,

(16:17):
ready, I'm ready. So afterthirty years of steady progress, I'm making
pretty good money. Like I recentlyreadjusted my fur one case so I don't
have to overpay into this year.I don't really know what he's talking about.
I don't know he adjusted it.So now his take home pay is
more than his roommates pay for rentand some sort of low end ugly house

(16:41):
and a poor neighborhood is what he'ssaying. Okay, I didn't say it.
He said. It's really laid itout there. Sure is. So
both of my roommates and Selver friendsare constantly struggling. I tried to help
buy drastically undercharging the rent. Theyprobably pay half of what the going rate
is for rooms in the city.The landlord is, I mean, he's
saying, he's a friend. Sohe's got friends staying with him. He's

(17:03):
got this and they're paying him rentto he's got like his old ugly house
whatever, got it? Okay,Okay, So so he undercharges for the
rent and then being the one whobuys take out like at movie nights and
things like that. So he's kindof going into Basically, I pay for
everything on that Okay, So Ipretty much downplay my income and will downplay

(17:27):
my available money by pointing out thecollege expenses that I have to pay for
my child and the cost of fillingmy old junker car with gas. Okay,
So he's got all these. Youknow, he makes good money,
but he downplays it. Okay.So I was hanging out with a friend
recently and he asked what I make. I was honest. So he called

(17:48):
me a jerk and said that Iwas condescending to my friends by acting poor.
He was actively I'm angry and aboutme faking that I'm poor. Meanwhile,
I'm just trying to save up soI can have a warm place to
go to the bathroom when I'm old. I don't know why, Okay,
Anyways, he wants a warm placeto go when he's old. Okay,

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So I'm going to change. I'mgonna charge rent to live. I'm gonna
charge rent to live in my house. It seems wrong to have people live
here rent free. I agree.I feel like everybody should pay. I
just I just way under charge.I have no desire to get a fancy
new car or show off a nicerhouse. I do spend money on travel,

(18:32):
but that's re or due to myjob meeting me so much. And
uh, no one, no onesees how nice shit, and no one
sees how nice I travel. Idon't. That doesn't make sense. It's
not a it's not a sentence.He just wants to know if he's an
asshole for acting poor, that's allit is. So Okay, I'm gonna,

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I'm gonna. I'm just gonna bulletpoint it. Okay, he's got
a house, yea, friends livethere, Yes, pay him rent,
pays him rents. He makes moremoney than his friend. Correct, But
now he's outed himself to one ofthe friends, saying that he makes this
kind of money, but he's acting, which makes me think that he doesn't
hide it as well as he thinkshe does. If his friend was like,
hey, bt dubs, what doyou make? First of all,

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that's why would you even ask?Anyway, that's none of your business,
and that's over to ask your friend. And also your friends are in your
favorite at a lot to say aboutthis well. Also, also I don't
even know if they're like I mean, I'm sure they're friends and they probably
hang out occasionally or whatever, buttheir roommates. But the problem that I'm
having with this whole big thing islike this person wants to be upset or
jealous or whatever it is that theperson who owns the house makes more money
than him, right right, that'skind of more what it is. It's

(19:40):
not this whole. I don't thinkit's this whole like you're acting poor,
Like just because he has modest tastedoesn't mean he's acting poor. I agree,
But I also think on the otherside of it is that guy could
be easily kicked out of his houseand go pay more money and rent somebody's
else. So do you like whereyou live in the price point that you're
living it, because you're probably gettinga deal, right versus like what the
competitive pricing is out there. You'remaking You're gonna be paying more money to

(20:03):
lift somebody's else, right, Soso do you want to pay let's rent?
Just just go If you've got aproblem with I think they're friend who
asked him how much money do youmake? And then screw you for acting
poor? Is the ashole of thesituation. I agree. I'm going to
agree one hundred percent. I doI understand why he would feel a person
who wrote this would feel like awkwardor uncomfortable. But I also feel like

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if he's the person who owns thehouse and then it is collecting rent,
I feel like it's implied that hehas a different income than anybody else because
he's got that's his chel income kindof change at his job, and he's
also collecting rent right well, andit's his house like he bought the house,
yes, which means that he hasenough money to be able to pay
for a house, or the joon it what they're paying or whatever it

(20:47):
is. But I think this wholething is just awkward because it's none of
anybody else's business what this man makes. Who cares? You shouldn't have answered
to begin one? He said,let this in your business. Yeah,
but I don't feel comfortable answer thatquestion. I don't know, no,
no, all, okay, confirmedtell us what you think. But here's
it. Tell us if you thinkand think if you think he's an asshole
or not. I mean, wedon't think he is, but I love

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another opinion, our protective on it. So let us know. Thank you?
Yeah, all right? Do youwant to hear another one? Or
do you want to do one?No you do? Okay, Okay,
so this one was called the CraftyFriend. I felt like it was speaking
to me about you. It's kindof about me maybe, and I write
it. Well, I hope not, because this is gonna be awkward if
you did. I didn't. Okay. I crochet as a hobby. Okay,

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this is not I did not writethis. I immediately know I crochet.
I don't as a hobby. Iused to. I did you know
a little like Koala little beds whenthere was all those fires in Australia.
I did. Didn't you crochet?Little? I did? They were like
little They're like little nests, littlelittle baby like couches they were. I

(21:56):
know. Okay, so I crochetas a hobby. This is what This
is not me. This is thetime. Okay. I started doing it
about six or seven years ago tohelp cope with my anxiety, which I
think is really good. Actually,yeah, channel it. So over time
I've become pretty good at it,and I've done some commissions for small things.
I have recently opened my own websitewhere I post my patterns and tips

(22:18):
for free. So she doesn't reallymake any money. I don't think she
just has it up there. Sometimesshe sells some things or some things that
she makes, and she doesn't wantto give it away, so she puts
it on there, but she doesn'treally actively sell anything. It's just up
there for her whatever. Okay,I have a friend, her name is
Lynn, who was always asking mefor stuff. I've made her a scarf

(22:41):
and hat set, and I giftedher a baby blanket for her rainbow baby,
all of which have been for free. She asked me to make more
complicated stuff for her, like cardigans. Large. I don't know what this
word is. Okay, it's amGURROMI I don't know spell it here.

(23:02):
Let me show you it's right,I'm gonna know where is it? Right
here? Our air air? First, I thought you were trying to say
like origami, and I'm sure isit? How would you say that?
I don't okay, I don't movingon. It sounds complicated, and she
says she's not that person she does. You know what, I definitely cat.

(23:30):
I don't know what that I meanhere, knew it. It's even
say it. It's a large somethingtoy. I literally was trying to pronounce
it like in my head, likeyou were going to try it for everybody.
No, because in my head Icouldn't even get them to like work
as sounds together. So I wasnot going to keep going. Okay,
great, so she does. Alsoshe does complex blankets. What she says,

(23:56):
maybe that's a blanket? I don'tknow. Should I google it really
quick? I feel like she fellit from holding me. I'm already yet,
you just felt it for me.Let me know when you're ready.
She's ready? Am I? Gee? You are you? Am I?
M hmmm. It's just showing.Oh maybe it those little animals. Oh

(24:19):
like those little crochet cute little animalYeah, yeah, yeah, the ones
you get the little kids. Yeah, they're like little animals. Oh we're
gonna look. Get that guy.Oh he's fussy. He's a little fuzzy
cow, little jellyfish. Anyway,it's these cute little animal things that you
can crochet. Okay. I actuallyhave a book of those because when I

(24:40):
was pregnant, uh huh, Ifelt like you needed to start crocheting.
I'm gonna start doing something very likematernal and just nurturing it. Maybe that's
when I'm sitting down and relaxing,I can do it. And I learned
how let that go I learned acouple of stitches, okay, because my
goal was I want to make theselittle like I remember at little things.
And I was like, I'm gonnado it because I had this little okay,
so cute that a whole like coursedifferent thing of all these different yarns

(25:03):
and little meatily thingies. And Imade my husband and I friendship bracelets.
Sure did. We did two differentcolors, but we had matching friendships braces,
of course. And I put abutton on it, okay, so
you were it every day. Therearen't parts not too long after because the

(25:23):
button like came off because I'm nota master yet. You didn't tie it,
but I did. But it's slippery, and then the yarn isn't slippery.
That's one I bought. I'm basicallysoaking wet, so I'm like stitching.
And I made a couple of things, learned a couple of stitches,
and then I literally just stopped.Okay, And it's in like a cabinet

(25:47):
in my husband's office in his homeoffice, just just sitting there just way.
Maybe when I can learn how topronounce them, I can get back
into like embracing what they are.I'm a cute little like penguins or something
a cute Can you make me acute penguin? Yes, I'd like Okay,
I'd like to say that I makea cordion and Stephanie penguin, and
I like to say that on thechest of mine. Here's the thing.

(26:11):
I made a friendship bracelet. Andif you think I can bust out a
penguin with a monogram on it,that's three D. Yeah, that's gonna
be very complex, but I'm intrigued, and I have the book on how
to do it said, maybe youshould start tonight after my daughter goes to
college. I want to knock itout. Probably not like, Hey,

(26:33):
I love the ideas. I'd loveit too. We can just buy them
now. I know what they're called, but not how to pronounce Its great,
You're like, a, am Ido you have this? Can you
can you show me how? Ido? Like the Google Translate and the
people that like Joanne, like Dan, I know I do like. I
definitely not dread this. I don'tknow how to pronounce It's fine. I'm

(26:55):
sorry. Continue okay, drinking thisbacktruck a minute. So, her friend
has asked her to do all thesecomplicated things her friend. Yes, so
she's doing these little doll things orwhatever she wants her to do, like
complex blankets, which she always saysno to. As much as she loves
Lynn, she's very demanding and shedoes this for fun, so she doesn't

(27:17):
want to do it full time.She just wants to do it for fun.
Sure, Okay, So I hadtime consuming, right, Okay?
And I mean that's yeah, Okay, So I enjoyed giving her gifts,
but I don't feel I don't wantto feel obligated. It takes me a
while to finish complex things, andI know she won't be okay with waiting
for more than like a week.Sure, which, okay, if you're
getting it for free, girl,you're gonna wait exactly. Recently, I

(27:41):
posted a patchwork card again I made, and Lynne texted me asking me if
I can make one for her.I said no, because it took me
a month to finish the one thatI just did, and I had other
things that I wanted to make.So she asks if she paid for it,
then if she would make it forher, and I told her that
based on the cost of the materialand an hourly wage for skilled labor,

(28:03):
it would cost four hundred dollars.WHOA Okay. She said that this was
ridiculous and there was no way thatthe cardigan would be worth four hundred dollars
out. I told her, Iagree, but that's what That's what I
usually don't take commission and would ratherjust give stuff away that I make.
I told her that I'm not beinggreedy, okay, so justify a girl.

(28:25):
Realistically, if I took commission forthis cardigan, I'd be charging for
like seventy five dollars. I givea two month timeline, but I wanted
to deter her from asking. Again, Am I the asshole for quoting her
such a large price? So ifanybody on Etsy, let's say, was
buying its correct her friends, she'slike four hundred dollars. Here's the thing.

(28:49):
I don't think she's being an asshole, but I feel like maybe she
should be more point, but sheshould just be more up front sure,
like listen. And also I thinkif she wants to give Lynn or anybody
these gifts that she's crocheting and feellike holidays, I'm birthdays, I think
that's amazing. I think that's right. She's taking a time to do it
and it's for an occasion, absolutely, but I think it's very demanding of

(29:11):
her friend to be like out ofnowhere on a whim and be like,
hey, make this for me,take the time to do it, materials.
I'm not going to pay you,but against me three days, Like,
that's crazy, it's irrational, that'sridiculous. I am rude. I
think the steep price is a littlemuch. I think where she's trying to
shed have just been real with her, and I think and maybe she was

(29:32):
trying not to be like, Idon't have time to do it, oh,
but you're paying me. I have. Maybe she's afraid of how it's
gonna look. Maybe, but it'slike if you people who are going to
pay you for it, they wouldtake prayer of your friend who's mooching off
of your skills and your talent.Yeah. I don't think she's an asshole.
I think the frounder bucks is abit much. I think she should
have more transparency, But I don'tthink she's the asshole. No, I
don't think she's the asshole. Ithink the friend for taking advantage of another

(29:55):
friend for like what they do,I think that's completely unacceptable. That's the
asshole. So anyways, those aremy two am I an asshole? Stories?
They were good, Thank you.I'll drink tarp and time to that.
Okay, oh, good down match. My face is getting a little

(30:17):
warm as actually it's being watered downby the eye saluted a little. That's
good and I like that. Isay, good, it's getting better.
I don't know if it's getting betterthough. Oh I think the water's helping.
You don't think so. Okay,my face is warm, That's all
I'm gonna say. I feel likeI'm getting I'm getting warshed, getting sunburnt
me here. Yeah, okay,so wait, what's the what do you

(30:41):
got? Okay? So my nextstory kind of came in a weird time.
So my husband and I recently tooka trip to the Pacific northwest,
right, and we got back acouple of days ago this weekend yesterday,
sitting on my couch scrolling through Googleon my phone every yeah, and I
found this article with a very intriguingheadline that I was like, hmm,

(31:02):
okay, it's like tell me moreso the headline I was on upi dot
com. The headline said, overturnedtruck spills red wine in Washington roundabout,
and I was like, well,I was just there. How would I
miss this? It sounds like inmy head right now, they were going
way too fast, that's what.And it just toppled over. Ye.

(31:22):
So it happened in August twenty fourth, which was literally the day I left
Washington. I was like, youhad your chance. You could have been
seen on the sidelines. Just belike, mouth open, I have kecks.
I'm like, well, and thenI'm like, if it was a
white wine truck, O would belike turned the planer out. But basically,
the Washington State Patrol said that theoff ramp roundabout was closed when a

(31:47):
tanker truck overturned and spilled red wineacross the entire roadway. No other vehicles
were involved, not even mine.Unfortunately the incident no involved than the incident,
and the driver was treated for minorinjuries. So what happened to all
the wine? I mean, didall of its spill? I don't know
any of these, any of theseanswers, but it feels like a sin

(32:07):
Okay, I have a question.Yes, so I have lots of questions.
Actually, okay, let's here.One is was it a like,
you know, like the milk truckswhere it's just like a big vat of
like the red wine. That's literallyhow I envisioned it, like those giant
eighteen wheelers and like those round metalbacks. Right. Absolutely, it either
says that there's something explosive in itor it's milk. Right, it's either
a dairy product or extremely flammable rightnow in between. No, but that

(32:30):
is what I read this. Literally, I envisioned one of those giant trucks
get full of red wine. Itwas my head a fucked on the wine
spilled and it probably wasn't the case. No, it probably wasn't, was
it It was a cased wine I'massuming. Okay, the article said nothing,
So here's what I'm assuming. Itwas huge, So like, no,
it's like the waterfalls that you seemed. It wasn't that of just red

(32:53):
wine. It was like you know, one of those little little Tonka trucks
for like kids. Yeah, Andit was just like a like a U
shape and it was like filled withwine, like it like one bottle of
wine and that's spilt and we're likeand they're making like wine angels on the
floor, Like no, not thewine that I was soaking to my skin,

(33:13):
it's on the ground, like justlicking it up, like, don't
judge me. Well, I gotthe orbit, but I'll just lay here
for a minute, take up allyour clothes, like I will absorb all
the getting it all and you justring it out in your routh. And
then the next part of the articleis like, Florida Native Northwest, you

(33:36):
know what, I kinny dips inwine that's spilt all over the roundabout.
I did Flortians last week. Thatwould be us. This would be yeah,
yeah, we would be the flirtiestsoaking up the wine with our shirts.
And then I would, right,am I an asshole for resisting arrest
when I'm baking wine angels in themiddle? Round about? Full circle?
Take it it's right, no judgment. And then the next week Cord He's
like, I have an ample,an asshole, and a florty all on

(33:58):
one, all on one, they'reall together and wine. So I mean,
it's just like a triple threat.Really I love that. So that
happened the day I left. Soone obviously had nothing to do with it
because I'm an ever spelline. Andthen two I was like, well,
that's a weird coincidence. Interesting it'sinteresting timing. Yeah, I let's telling
the random story. I just thoughtof, yeah, okay. So also

(34:19):
when we were in Pacific Northwest,we were in Seattle and we went to
Portland too, So we did alittle three hour drive to Portland at twice.
And then while we were down there, my husband and I were like,
let's get pedicures. Great, beenwalking around a lot. Yeah,
we flew a lot. Let's getpedicure. Let's get relaxed. So I
find one nearer we were on Googlehad great reviews, great stars. I

(34:39):
call her, She's like, yeah, would be free in ten minutes.
Great. We get some coffee becausethey're everywhere, of course, and we
go in the place was very nice. We both were like impressed. We
were like, okay, because we'rethe one hundred dollars pedicures. They were
overpriced for sure, especially Micha.I'll tell you about it. But we
walked in and the first thing Inoticed, because like where we live,

(35:00):
I feel like, if I googlea new place, get my nails done.
Like a lot of them don't havethe best reviews, not the highest
stars, and a lot of themare like old right, They're not the
most like up to date places.When I see pictures of updated places,
I'm like, Okay, I haveto go there. Right when I was
googling all of them like four pointsix and higher, and they all looked
nice, and I was like,okay, Oregan, So does everybody fly
out to the Pacific northwest northwest toget their predicures? I mean, I

(35:22):
won't ever again, but it's possible. So we get there. We both
were like, this place was reallynice. The woman who greeted us was
a fucking gem. She was sostinking cute. Really, she was so
nice to us. She's chatting withus. She brought us to our little
chairs. We got a little feetseason. They're a little Tosi's soaking.
She's chatting with us, She's sostinking nice. She goes to get some
stuff, she goes back sit infront of my husband. She gets him

(35:45):
all set up. He falls asleep. Right, I'm sitting waiting for my
flipper go up, and this womanwho was very I would say agitated looking,
oh, comes over and she likesits down and she's like the best
of my husband. I described itwas like she was washing dishes. Right,
She's just like just in the bowl, just I'm like, oh god,

(36:07):
okay, well she's touching me.While she was doing she was dis
aggressive, and I've gotten a lotof pedicures, right, yeah, I've
got a lot of pedicures, ofcourse, So this is the beginning.
Okay. So she takes my nailpolish off and she gets a little cuticle
trimmers out. And the last timeI got a pedicure before the when I
got whatever a week or so ago, was like maybe six weeks ago,
so it wasn't like super recent,but it wasn't so long ago that my

(36:29):
feet were fucked right, right,So she is trimming my big toe cuticles
so bad that it actually started hurting. And I told her, I can
you just stop doing that? Becausethat does not feel that it hurts.
It's hurting. Yeah, okay,so naturally in Florida sandal season, I
gotta use the little cheese grater thing. He right, yeah, okay.
The entire experience was painful, thewhole thing, I mean my whole I

(36:52):
thought she was gonna like she's graymy shin. And then I'm like,
oh god, and I'm like,okay, can you I ask her,
can you just stop doing that?I look at my husband's like oh,
he's getting this deep, awful massage. I mean, the woman is so
sweet. And then she's asking.I'm like, okay, I can't talk
to you, sweet awesome, beautifullady. This woman's murdering my feet.
So then I literally just like askedjust to stop everything she was doing,

(37:15):
and then she just like whatever everything. I was really fast and kate my
toes and then we had to leave. I was so angry. I got
so clammy because I got so mad. And then my husband's like, oh,
that was great, and I'm likeyeah, yeah, you're like no,
I can't walk. Yeah, I'msure. It was my big toe
for like two days. And I'mlike and then when we were leaving,
because we were done and we werelike, I was waging my toes dry

(37:37):
in our chair and she got upinto go massac or somebody else's face or
feet or fingers or whatever. Idon't know angers. Can you imagine if
she did, like brows or Something'swhat I'm thinking, Like everybody's brows would
be just angry. She would justwax her face so they were just as
angry as she was. Just likesit there, look like okay, God,

(37:58):
oh, I don't know you wasdope, I'm hurting me nice,
Oh my god, are you okay? So I'm just sitting there and I'm
like cooling off. I'm so fuckingmad, and I'm like, I can't
even relax and you're hurting me.So I we get situated, I'm like,
I just gotta go, like Iwant to leave. We waited a
little bit, a couple mins sturfedry, I talk about my hands on

(38:19):
and the sweet little lady comes overwho was helping my husband. She comes
over and she's like, oh myguys leaving and I'm like yeah, and
she was like, oh okay.I'm like, no, that was really
just rough. That was rough.She's like, I know, I'm so
sorry. I'm like, she knowsshe clearly saw and hurt me. Expressed
to the lady that I'm not interestedin anymore of this torture. But I'm
like, I don't know. Idon't know if that lady was like manager
or own the place where she wasjust really sweet and work there. I

(38:40):
don't know a situation, man,you might have just got someone fires.
But then now I'm thinking about it. When we left, maybe an hour
or two later or whatever it was, I got a phone call from them,
and I didn't answer because I waslike, I'm not gonna answer it.
But now I don't know what itwas. She didn't leave me a
message or anything, but the nailboys called me like an hour or two
after we left. I was cryingthe owner because that nice lady. Yeah,
maybe or somebody she maybe she knewfrom We told her from Florida and

(39:01):
all that stuff, but like,I don't know. And I was like,
but we were like out someplace orwe were I couldn't have my phone,
and I was like, Oh,that's weird the nail place. And
I was like, why don't like, I don't know what. I didn't
think anything of me. They're probablycalling to apologize. Well, then they
should have charged me less. Ohokay, Well, in hindsight, their
pedicures were expensive. But I'm gladmy husband had a great time. It

(39:22):
fell in the fall asleep. Youshould have just punched him in the arm.
Maybe no, maybe the water hotterjust crank up the heat and that
on burnast some sensitive toes crank ofheat. Can you imagine if he had
that girl, he would have beenpissed. He would have been so mad.
I actually probably would have been notvery nice to her. He would

(39:43):
have been meaner to her than Iwas, and I wasn't very mean.
I was just like, Okay,that doesn't feel good. Please stop.
He would have been like, notvery nice to her. No, I
would agree with that, knowing himthe way I do, Yes, he
just would not have been nice.Left mid pedicure, Yeah, I would
have been like, it's not unjust, but I'm uncomfortable. You're like,

(40:05):
my mind's greatest. We're not leavingsleeping. What do you mean? Oh
my gosh, that happened. Okay, wow, wow do you I feel
like you need to have some therapyafter that? Oh? I thought that's
what this was. Oh oh awkward. Do they know that? Because I
don't feel like everybody knows they justwitnessed, like our therapy session. That

(40:28):
is so awkward for that normal though, I mean, this is yeah,
this is mild. This is mild. You don't really ask for an opinion.
You just talk about your your yourtrauma. Yeah, and usually it's
like t M I it's so thiswas very mild. Absolutely, Okay,
you're a I was in mid yeah, oh wow, I was not prepared.

(40:49):
Sorry, Well, let's see we'rechanging gear here from padres to monsters
from toe torture. So okay,monsters, yes, monsters, Okay,
it's fun. The loch Ness Monster. Lete that's exciting. It is exciting.

(41:15):
And here's the thing. Do youwant to go to Scotland? I
would love to go to Scotland.Let's I have a friend that lives in
Scotland. We could go stay flat, anything Zoe or something. Why do
I remember that? I don't know. It's Chloe close close? It was
close. It wasn't ooe in theend, I was very close. You
were close, sorry Chloe, notZoe. Yeah, that would be so

(41:36):
awesome to go. So anyways,I found this article about the Locknest Monster.
They had starting as actually it wasthis weekend. It was the twenty
fourth, No, the twenty six. What's today, the twenty six and
twenty seventh, twenty seven, twentyseven. It was Saturday and Sunday?
Okay they start today yesterday? Yes? Yes? So uh they started they

(42:00):
opened up another investigation about the LocknessMonster. Okay, rights, this is
fun. This is like breaking news, guys, this is exciting breaking you've
heard it here? Not first ka, I mean it's all over the Internet.
But that's okay. So this isan article that was written by her
name is Jill Lawless and it wasthe London Ap. Okay, okay.

(42:21):
So with drones and webcams, volunteersand hunters joined a new search for the
mythical Lochness Monster. That is fun. This weekend, Like this weekend,
I'm up and ask us to participatein any kind of like research. But
fine, whatever, do you knowthat there is a Lochness Center, like
an active center for people, youknow how, like they have like the

(42:45):
CDC for like whatever, yeah,for whatever whatever they do? What do
they do? Disease control set theabbreviation and then we're like, I don't
know what that is. So hopefullywhatever creis are another I started thinking about
the Center for Disease Control whatever theWalking Dead because they went to the CDC.

(43:14):
Anyways, that's anyways, okay,I'm not the only reason why you
know of the cd not the wholepandemic or anything. Whatever. Okay,
okay, so here we go.So mystery Hunters converge on the Scottish Lake
on Saturday, August twenty six,twenty twenty three. Is our mystery Hunters
like just to Linder. Are theyeverywhere? They're probably everywhere, and they're

(43:36):
probably for like that. That's dhingPacific. I don't have any time and
talk about when my name. Let'slook into that. Ok this is pricking.
We got exciting. It's excited.Okay. So they were looking for
signs of this mythical Lochness monster,The Lochness Center said. Researchers try to

(43:59):
see evidence for NeSSI using thermal imaging, drones, infrared cameras, and hydrophone
to dedicate or I'm sorry, todetect underwater sounds and the lake's murky waters.
That's smart. I would use thehydrophone. That's really good. So
do you know what the hydrophone does? Detect sounds deep water? Right,

(44:21):
Okay, Okay, good job.Thanks. I don't know if that's it.
Okay, So I didn't really detectunderwater sounds, so I think it
basically just told you. So.The two day event is being build as
the largest survey of the lake infifty years and includes volunteers scanning the water
with boats in the lake shore,with others around the world joining in with

(44:43):
webcams. So I don't know ifthe others have the webcams doing it,
or if this Lochnest Center is providingthe webcams. Okay, I'm not entirely
sure. It's all hilarious. Ilove it, so Alan McKenna of the
Lochnest Center said, and I'm surehe's an official of course of the lock
Yes, so you have to havea degree to be in this center,
I'm gonna say no, okay,so uh yeah. So he said that

(45:08):
they were aiming to inspire a newgeneration of Lochness enthusiasts. M McKenna told
the BBC Radio the searchers were lookingfor breaks in the surface and asking volunteers
to record all manner of natural behavioron the loch. So they're just trying
to find if there's water splashing somewhere. Maybe yes, but it's not like

(45:30):
any other sea creature that lived thereand we know about. But just just
make sure you check you right,Okay, just kind of document ripples,
yeah, okay, just but justcheck it. Not every ripple or wave
is a beastie. Oh you don'tsay. Some of those can be explained,
but there are a hintful that cannot, he said, not me.

(45:52):
The Lockness Center is loc Why areyou laughing? Because it just makes me
think of Bigfoot, and I havejust so many thoughts going through my head
on situation that I just I'm justwaiting. Okay, I'm very excited.
The Lochna Center is located at theformer Oh shit, God, this is
a big name and I another one. I actually, I actually got onto

(46:14):
Marian weebster dot com to try tofigure out how to say it, and
I've already forgotten. Hold On,you didn't like copy and paste to like
I should. The finetical steps fell, you know I didn't. So is
it? Is it like a Scottishword? It's very Scottish? Wait,
Chloe, I'm sorry. Hold on, drumnad drummagri ate. No, okay,

(46:42):
it's a hotel. Yeah, wherethe modern where the modern day NeSSI
legend began? Oh, drum magicit right? Yeah, yeah, that's
dru magic. It got it's sowrong, it's not it's right. Wait
a minute, there's no way it'spronounced your magic it wait you wait,

(47:05):
I would love to be wrong.There's no way that sounds so not Scottish.
There's no way that's right. Wait, I'm asking Google. Wait a
minute, I'm you know what Idon't I don't like you saying that.
I can't say it period. Ijust love the thought of like all the

(47:30):
funds going into trying to find theLocknest monster. It makes me think of
like all this big Foot stuff oflike if you haven't found him yet,
sorry, you know. Yeah,And don't get me wrong, I love
big Foot. I'm obsessed with bigFoot to a point of where, like
I've talked about too much, butlike that's what given a whole lock nest
thing? Oh see squish? No, no, how do you say it?

(48:07):
He goes? Luck? Luck.I don't want to stay tuned.
I want to know what it isright now. When it's not dramagicate,
it is dramatical. You doing areally great job drum the drucket. So

(48:29):
that sound like dramagic it to you? Why does he keeps saying it?
Stop? Okay? Are you tryingto stop because you realize you're very drumagicate?
Yes, drum the druget is whathe thought like you was saying dramagicate.
That's the English pronunciation dramagicate. Ididn't say high pitched like that.

(48:53):
You know what I like when peoplego grassiest drnagicate Hotel okay, in Scotland
and Scotland blocks. This is whereit begins. Well, you're not listening.
I'm stuck on this culture magic gatething. It's the only time I
have to say it. It's done. That's actually so inten In nineteen thirty

(49:16):
three, manager Aldi McKay reported spottinga water beast and the mountain Fringed Lock,
the largest body of freshwater by volumein the United Kingdom and is up
to seven hundred and fifty feet inone of the deepest parts. That's what
it was. This story kicked offand enduring worldwide fascination with finding this elusive

(49:39):
monster, spawning hoaxes and hundreds ofeyewitness accounts. Numerous theories have been put
forward over the years, including thecreature may be a prehistoric marine reptile,
giant eels, a sturgeon okay,or even an escaped circus elephant. That

(50:00):
fantastic and stupid game. This islike is it is it his trunk that
he's just say it's like in thewater and his trunk. Just did you
hear the theory about people think itmight be a whale, dick, I'm
sorry, since you mentioned it mightbe a whale, that's actually the theory
out there that apparently like when awhale is like looking at mate, when
he's like wait, he's looking atwat waiting for the lady, he just

(50:21):
like turns over like wait a minute, you say, waiting for the lady,
waiting for I don't know how whalesdo it, but like when they're
waiting for it, he just liketurns over the surface and goes like not
with his like whale dick. Stop. Yeah, there's are I saw a
video about it. So it's longenough to make it look like the old
picture of the luck ness is yougonna find a picture for you? I
don't want a picture for you?Yeah, yeah, I mean I don't

(50:44):
feel like should I. I don'tfeel like I know you're gonna see a
whale chick. It's gonna happen.Oh I can't wait. This is exciting.
Yeah, this is something that's forsure that would make your pretty big
like large, large and in charge. But it's like curved on the end.

(51:06):
How does how does it? Okay? I have so many questions.
Okay, so that's the blurry nastypicture we get, right, the one
that nobody knows or something? Okay, cool, So that's the blurry whatever.
So I mean not wrong, can'tsee I mean, if it was,

(51:28):
if it wasn't night, it lookedjust the same. It's a lot.
How big is that? Should Iask that question? Is it appropriate?
How big is a whale dick?Are all whale dick's the same size?
Well, but this article is alsosaying that, it kind of like
debunks it. But it also saysa blue whale, I can have a

(51:49):
ten foot ten feet t what doyou do with that? Stop? I
don't I don't know how Nope,Okay, so they don't think it's true,
but I think it's a fun theory. Is it fun? I didn't
think so, because how can thatbe untrue? But a fucking circus elephant
can be? Oh, it can'tbe a whale, I mean, out
of whales can get into the lock. I don't know how geography works or

(52:13):
how any kind of region connects.I don't know any of that stuff.
But that's definitely more plausible than acircus elephant that escaped from the circus.
And if he's escaping, let himgo because he's unhappy, right, But
don't he breathe air? So he'sjust like swimming in the lock and his
little trunk is like his little snorkel. Is that what's happening? I mean
that he would have to go thewater eventually. Have the answers from all

(52:35):
right, well, let's move onbecause these are all ridiculous series. Let
me continue to debunk the whale justplease please do it's the most plausible one.
Actually, so many believe the sidingsare pranks or can be explained by
floating logs or strong winds, butthe legend is a boom for tourism and
the picturesque Scottish Highland region sound Suchskepticism did not deter volunteers like Craig Gallup

(53:06):
most shit, Okay, galliphy classic. Sure. I believe that there is
something in the lock, he said, though he is open minded about what
it is. I do think thatthere's got to be something that's feeling all
the speculation. He said that whateverthe outcome of this weekend searches, the
legend will continue. I hope itdoes. It will. I think it's

(53:29):
the imagination of something being the largestbody of water water in the UK.
And there's a lot of stories,so he uh, there's still things.
Although they've been they've not been proven. There's something quite special about the lock.
I agree with that. I agree. I love that. I think
people just like want to see something, something with a big fun. People

(53:50):
are like somebody saw something or somehowever long ago. Yeah, and they
just like want it to be true. Absolutely, So they're like, I'm
gonna look for that monster. Ifeel like we should just go over and
stay with Chloe. Fine, andthen we can go to the loch and
look for the lock. This monsters, Okay, I can do this whole
thing. We can look for waterbreaking and circus elephant and circus elephants or

(54:10):
sturgeon or whale penises. Yeah,here's the thing about that surgeon, Like
that's a big fish, big fish, but like what is it doing like
dolphin like tail? Because that's likeit's a dolphin. Right, I'm gonna
need you to stop. I justneed you hands happening, you know when

(54:37):
you go in I don't know,thing with their tail and they're like on
the surface of the water with theirtails. People think it sturgeons are doing
that. How is an alta waterlike that? I don't have answers to
stop doing that. That's a goodstory, right, Yeah, I've actually,
I am very happy you picked thatone. It's pretty cool that it's

(54:58):
happening like right now. Yes,and I'm like, heything, it's like,
did relate to this? It's fun, good time, Corney, thank
you? I like, can weends on that fun note? Yeah?
And then you know, we'll goto Scotland. Okay, we'll record this,
yare on our hunt for Lockness?What if Bigfoot lives in Scotland?
Also him and NESTI are like buzzlike people don't leave? Was a fucking
oh, I know, but that'sthe thing. Maybe what if lock is

(55:21):
Bunster's big Foot and he's swimming andhe's doing the brushstroke and his arm is
just so big it's like mur ashe's stroking. That's the theory. He's
stroking alright there it is just lonessand nope, nope, big foot swimming.
Five person's all the same. Guys. I'm done. He's such a

(55:43):
trick what I'm not gonna bring youany more stories, No more stories for
you, So okay, well,guys, thank you for stopping by and
watching another one of our silly videotI just wanted to jump in and say
that I think I just wanted tosay, I just checked and we're at
one hundred and fifty two. Joinedthe sub train everyone, but we're gonna

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(56:36):
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