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One, two, three, Hifriends, welcome back. Thanks for hanging
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out with us again. Well,thank you for coming back. Yes,
and if you haven't noticed, immediatelylook at what you've done. Good stuff.
Okay, well you've done well,I've done that. Look at you
seventy five. That's pretty cool,that's awesome. Yeah, we're getting closer
and closer to our five hundred andyou're making that happen and we appreciate that.
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Yes. How are you doing,Courtney, I'm doing okay, good.
How are you doing? I'm fine, I'm doing well. Steven,
We've got some more weird to talkabout today, So oh we do?
I found some Oh cool? Yeah, how good. We'll see how it
goes. Okay, So to startoff with, I have a joke,
but this joke came from my dad. So I have a true dad joke?
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Are you true authentic dad joke?Did he did you ask him to
do this dad joke? Or didhe? My dad watches our videos?
Hi? Hi Gary, So heactually watches our videos and then he tells
me that he watches them. Sohe told me that he may have a
dad joke for me, and hedoes, and so far he's told me
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he's like that Bison one that wasgood. No, it wasn't. Okay,
you ready, yes, okay.Why don't you ever see an elephant
hiding in a tree? Why?Because they're really good at it. That's
it's a great one. Good jobthose four thoms up? Yeah, good
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job? Did I put up theright finger? You're like, oh,
oh oh sorry, good job dad. Do you want to go first day?
Let me to go first? Itdoes not matter. Okay, that's
when you pick oh any meany mo? Three hours later catches oh jeez,
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okay, Courtney's going first. Okay, great, thank you. That's decision,
not a panic. All right,So we have I have a new
segment coming up. Oh fun,We're not. I'm not gonna do it
now. I'm gonna do it thesecond the second one. Okay, I'm
gonna go with our normal. AmI an asshole? Okay? Okay?
Uh huh. So we need todetermine if this person is an asshole or
not? Okay, and again that'sclarified not we're not making sure a Courtney's
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on an asshole. It's just thisperson on Reddit. I don't think anybody
thinks that. Oh nobody thinks that. You know what, we're not doing
this. You be nice, okay, Okay, did your I felt your
face got stuck? Okay, thisone has aboot. This one is called
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the body shamed colleague. Oh okay, it's pretty short, so we'll get
through this. Okay, we'll sitthrough this. As if I'm like,
fuck this again. I have afemale co worker who repeatedly calls me out
regarding my weight. I'm female,five nine, one hundred and fifteen pounds
and very thin. My co workeris very overweight and another female huh okay.
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All the time she makes comments aboutmy weight. She doesn't call me
by my name. She calls meslim. And I even heard her say
one time, go ask toothpick,and she has said stuff like you need
to eat meat, or need tohave meat on your bones, and you
need to eat. I have onlyworked there for eight days, eight days,
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and she's dealing with this ship,I mean, a week of trauma
already. So I have asked hervery nicely to stop. Yesterday, I
asked her to stop calling me slimagain, and she basically said it's her
mouth and she can say what shewants. Oh boy, hey, oh
boy, I'm getting anxious actually todaywhen she said morning Slim, I replied,
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fuck you morning, Well kind ofjust as bad morning chunky. Oh
my god, I just here's wherebecause I was, I said at the
beginning, I'm like, I'm kindof on the fence with this. It's
this person may be friends, whoare you? Okay? So she said
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that said this coworker got upset andactually started crying. O my god.
Everybody here at work, only sixof us total, is saying I'm wrong
and I should apologize because being calledfat is different than being called skinny,
because being skinny is a compliment.I said, as long as she calls
me slim, I will call herchunky. And now I'm the bad person?
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Am I the asshole? If Idon't apologize. The manager owner has
completely ignored the situation, saying it'sa high school issue and we should just
figure it out. Okay, wedon't have an HR. There are only
six of us working. Here's tokick a cupcake shop. We are I
know, I feel like we areall regular employees. I went to the
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owner before I called her chunky andasked him to I know, she just
keep saying it. I asked himto talk to her because I felt she
was harassing me. That's when hesaid that we can handle it ourselves.
That's why I called her chunky.I told her I handled it. I
told her to stop calling me slim, and I didn't like it, and
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she continued to do it. Shedidn't stop doing it after I asked multiple
times, and I didn't know whatto do. Besides, it's what she
was doing to me. She broughtup my way, so I brought up
hers so clear. Okay, Myfirst thought is everybody doesn't definically assumes if
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somebody's overweight that they probably feel selfconscious about their weight. But I feel
like if somebody is like genetically orwhatever, just really skinny, yeah,
how they probably feel or ken oropponent of feeling self conscious about their weight
too, right, you know,because not everybody's comfortable with the way their
body is regardless of what their sizeis. So just because she's really thin
doesn't mean that she's not self consciousabout it. Correct, So I don't
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think she's an asshole for standing herground calling her chunky. I think it's
hilarious. It's probably not appropriate,but it wasn't when I was expecting,
and I thought it was kind offunny. Well, here's my issues.
Though. She was in a weirdpredictive because the owners aren't even helping her.
No, and I clears like noother co workers are helping her.
I feel like the I think themanager owner, whoever that person is,
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they needed a step in like thisis. I wonder if he's an asshole,
right, and since it's a guy, I wonder if the rest of
them are females and he felt likeit was just some like catty female bullshit
drama. Maybe probably I just didn'tknow an didn't handle it. It's still
creating like a negative working fire.I agree. I I think that tit
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for tat thing is a little ofa dick move, but I think it's
kind of funny. Like I don'tthink she's an asshole for standing up herself
now, and I think agree thefact that it has been like a week
and she's saying it for herself.I think that's great because I feel like
if for me, I probably wouldhave lasted like way longer than a week
before I said something right, likea week is two, But like,
good for her though, that's standyour ground. You just feel like that
you've only been there a week,Maybe should just find another job. Chunky's
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a little bit aggressive in a week, but like maybe like pulling her aside,
having like a different conversation of beinglike, listen, I know you
feel like you could say it,what if you want, but you are
upsetting me by calling me this,and then Videl can punchure in the face.
Oh sure, yeah, yeah,yeah, that's definitely a better solution
than calling her chunky. People changephysical violence is always you've heard it here
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first. No, I just thinkit's the manager's issue. I feel like
they're easy asshole. I think thetwo women, yes, they're harassing each
other now at this point. Itis petty shit, petty shit, But
I mean, come on, Ithink it's the kind of is that fen
like, it's kind of funny.I wasn't expending to be like Chunky.
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I didn't either, and I waslike, oh that's rough, It's okay.
It threw me off a bit,it did. That's a tough one,
I know, because it's not likea straightforward yeah, you gotta think
about it, all right, givesgive us your opinion on it, because
this is the first one we've donein our in our episodes, I we
didn't have a clear like, ohno, no, they're not definitely not
the asshole somebody else, but no, those them we're on defensive end.
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I don't know. I don't thinkshe's an asshole for defending herself. But
the tactic not the best move strategy, not the best chunky that's just not
okay. Anyways, let us knowwhat you think this though? For sure?
What do you got? Okay?So when I said the website,
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I got this drome and always makesme think of step brothers. Have you
seen stand rollers? Not? Probablynot yet? Okay, dust that I'll
probably get a reference. Then thisis from Good Housekeeping and there's a thing
you watch it one day you letme know. Okay, So this is
there was an article and Good Housekeepingthat had like ridiculous and weird laws that
are still like estate laws. Ohoh okay, So I grabbed I think
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it's like maybe nine of them oreight of them of like the fifty that
I went through, and I grabbedones that I thought were either just like
weird or like openly made me laughkind of thing that I was like,
okay, I'll share these. SoI didn't grab all. Then it's like
a handful that I like whenever silly. Okay, So this first one from
Arizona, and apparently it's illegal fora donkey to sleep in a bathtub.
(09:52):
Oh wait, that could have beenbad. He took a drink. I
should just waited, Okay. Soin nineteen twenty or nineteen, story as
to why this hasn't have like alittle blip about like about it? Okay,
a local damn broke flooding a rancher'shome. The rancher's donkey had become
accustomed to sleeping in a bathtub,don't know why, okay, which was
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filled with water and whisked him milesaway. So I guess the tub may
have been like in the pasture,and the donkey like curled up in it
and would sleep in it, andthen it became like a canoe, is
what it sounds like. After workingto rescue the animal, the town passed
a law that prohibits donkeys from sleepingin bathtubs, though it's okay for them
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to stand in one. So isit is it? It's still a law
to this day, I guess,But I feel like a lot of these
laws are like it happened in nineteentwenty, and it's like Okay, it's
never gonna happen again if you forgetit exists. Yeah, and nobody gives
a shit because to enforce it orsomething, right, huh, Okay,
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okay, so there's I just don'tknow how that law would happen. I
just felt like, who did offendthat? Like the donkey got whisked away,
and like for me, I'm like, well, maybe he would have
drowned if he wasn't in a canoe, you know, yeah, but if
he's wait a minute, okay,so was it floating down the river or
taking off like when he was layingdown. That's why I assumed from it
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that heat, because it's retainly likedto sleep in it. So if he's
already laying in the tub and theflood like whisked him away, like he's
in a little canoe, he's justfloating down town, I feel like he
would topple over right. I don'tknow, Okay, he knew how to
work the boat? I think didhe have floatis on the boat? Imagine
like a pontoon? I just okay, Arizona to do better? Who did
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it? Upset that much of adonkey's life was saved because he was keeping
in a bathtub, like who cares. Maybe it was the mayor's donkey that
did that, and he got pissed. And it's like, I'm going to
create a law nobody's allowed. Idon't want anybody else to happen to the
way that it happened to me,traumatizing, traumatized. Okay, in California,
it's a legal to whistle for alost canary before seven am. So
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if you lose your canary in California, do people hire canaries seven oh two
or seven oh one if you needto whistle to call it? But does
it does it come back? That'sthe canary? I okay, that's the
canaries choice. I don't they coulddo what they want. I don't understand,
so good Asking Being says we're notentirely sure how this bizarre law came
about, But according to California dotCom, the city of Burbank prohibits anybody
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from whistling for their lost canary beforeseven am. And I love that it's
specifically a canary, because if youhave I don't know, a parakeet and
lost six thirty, you can beout there whistle back absolutely canary. No,
So okay, do we know whatyear these were created? No?
Oh my gosh, because I feellike maybe everybody had a canary in the
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town maybe and that's how they wasit. That's how they got other like
coal mines there. I don't know. Was it like a canary that was
a canary? Is a gold mines? Which is horrible? Okay? In
Connecticut, a pickle must be ableto bounce. So does somebody come around
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to check your pickles? Is itlike a rubber ball? Do you have
consent when someone comes to checkie pickle? You have to give consent? Right,
pickle? Oh? Okay. Innineteen forty eight, two men were
arrested for selling pickles that were quoteunfit for human consumption. Yeah but wait
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wait a minute, but okay,but how why do they need to bounce?
Discussing ways to check for good pickles, officials declared that a pickle is
legitimate only if it bounces. Thepickle in question did not bounce, so
the two men were arrested and fined, and the pickle was destroyed. Do
you have a jar of pickles?I feel like we need to try it
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right now. I should have broughtpickles had I a known, because I
feel like we need to test thistheory. We need a pickle. Just
start throwing pickles. Boy, Iwas just gonna do it on the They're
like so bounty, like those superball things where they call those bounty super
bounty ball whatever it rings, andyou like throwing its bounty, but it
doesn't there's no way. There's noway bounties people. I don't know that
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was in Connecticut. Oh my gosh, Iowa, you cannot throw a brick
onto a highway. I mean thatseems really self explanatory, right, Like,
it seems like you just shouldn't throwanything on a high Aretty sure that
that should be a law like forever. Throwing bricks or any other dangerous,
dangerous instruments or toys for that matter, onto the highway, streets or any
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public ground is prohibited in Iowa unlessyou have a written permission from the city
council. Wait a minute, Soa city councilman is going to permit somebody
to throw a brick off of aWait a minute. Wait a minute.
So typically things that are thrown offa bridges are like out of windows.
Children children, Well I'm just no, no, not the child going over,
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children doing the doing the acts ofthrowing the brick. Can you just
let me finish? You have topause after you said children, and I
felt like that's when you were theonly thing being thrown on highways or children,
like Courtney, that would be dangerousas well. No throwing children off
of a bridge. Don't throw anythingoff a bridges are out of moving vehicles
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or onto highways or rows. Don'tlet her. Don't throw hazardous things onto
the rod. So don't let somebodyget like a written waiver. Don't sign
off on that permission at all.Okay, Okay. In Louisiana, it's
illegal to send a surprise pizza.What if you know they're hungry. I
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love Peter Pizza. Okay, Sendingan unprompted pizza is actually considered harassment in
Louisiana. Not to me, It'snot well, I went well, I
mean where did it come from?I mean, hey, I've gotten a
pizza to my house from you thatyou meant to send to your house.
But Corney, did you order pizza? Yeah? I did. It was
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like you didn't even let me keepit. That wasn't even fun. I
just want through food. I justyou know what I did. I got
in the highway and throw it outof the window. It was like like
a salcer. Wasn't a break whatever. Okay, so if you if you
live in Louisiana, you may geta five hundred dollars fine for sending an
unprompted pizza. That's weird. ButI mean, I mean, if you
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don't know where it's coming from,I feel like it's pretty weird. Like
what's in that pizza? Did somebodymake it themselves? Good rule of thumb.
If you get like any kind ofsurprised food delivered to your door you
don't know about or know who it'sfrom, just don't eat it, like
safety first rates. I feel likeit's in a lot of scary movies.
Yes, like somebody just showing upwith the pizza, Like, why the
did you eat floor pizza? Don'teat it, it's on your front pores.
Don't eat the pizza. Here's antson it. Don't eating That's what
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happened with COVID too, they eatfloor pizza. Well, they put the
pizza at the front door and didn'tcome and talk to you at the door.
Oh, for some reason, Ithought you were sorry I didn't eat
you to let me get through myentire thought before you start like assuming that
I'm saying something that wasn't happened duringcopin. I'm like, where is this
go? Okay? This next one? This next one is my favorite?
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More careful, this one's my favorite. In Missouri, bear wrestling is banned.
But this is in forty nine otherstates you could wrestle a bear.
So is it like in like aring. Well, my first question is
how many people in Missouri were wrestlingbear? Is supposed to become a law
of like, you gotta stop.I know, I've cut it out.
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You can't wrestle that bears too dangerous. You gotta stop wrestling the bear.
There's not wrestling. I'm just ticklingme. You gotta cut it out,
tickling, cut it out. Idon't know. I guess the all thing
it said was that it's it wasput into effect because it could be considered
animal cruelty. I mean, andI'm like, fine, are enough you
were wresting a bear? Yeah?Leave animal alone. That bear is walking
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around the woods. That's his livingroom, that's his home. You go
in there and you start wrestling him. Them alone. I don't want someone
coming into my house with an unexpectedpizza and start wrestling me. Get out
of here, Get out of myhouse, creep. I get it.
The bear's the victim here. Bearis definitely a victim. In North Carolina,
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drunk bingo is unlawful. But Ifeel like why is why? I
don't know. Apparently, if somebodygets disrupted a bunco in bingo and all
of these these sports, the oldpeople would happened is somebody in North Carolina
got drunk and then drove to Missouriand started wrestling bears. They were like,
this is too much. They wereat bingo, they got hammered and
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start wrestling bears. I just haveto stop all of us together. I
don't know. All it says isat the illegal North Carolina to sell or
consume any alcoholic beverage in a roomwhile a bingo game is being played.
I don't like that. It seemsvery restricted. Why wouldn't you want to
drink and don't like doesn't drinking likemake like most games a bit more fun?
Yes? Okay, okay, NorthCarolina, get it together. Okay.
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In Rhode Island, it's illegal torace a horse on a highway,
so they have horse races on highwaysis that kind of like the like,
was it not the street cars?What's it called? You know where they're
like, oh yeah, yeah,oh like an actual or like a drag
race. Well yeah, but likeon a main road, like on a
like an actual road, not likea drag race. Sure, I don't
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know. I don't know how thatworks. I don't know terms of I
don't know. Well, this lawprohibits racing or testing the speed of a
horse over a public highway. Failureto comply this is the best part will
result in a twenty dollars fine orimprisonment of ten days or less. Wait
a minute, through those equal eachother. Watch out Rhode Islands, one
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up state. I mean, Ifeel like I wouldn't want to be in
prison for ten days. You stopraising that horse, or you're giving me
twenty bucks. Here's your twenty dollars. Cut it out, and it's like,
all right, here's forty leave meal I'm like, I'll give you
one hundred. I'm gonna do ittwice. Okay, my last one.
In Vermont, it's illegal for womento wear fake teeth without their husband's approval.
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Okay, I need more. Ineed more. At first reason,
my inner feminist was like, I'mgonna wear Fay five too. There's gonna
be more. There's gotta be something. Tell me more. It's technically mandatory
for women to get written permission fromtheir husbands if they want to opt for
false teeth. So is that's theonly thing that they have to opt to
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for permission for. I don't knowhow old this is. It's gotta be
from like late E tents nine hundredand something. I don't know, because
I need to know when these wereall these laws were put into place.
I'll have to do a part two. I'm gonna but I just read it
now. I was like, well, fuck you, Yeah, I don't
have to get any kind of written. I'm a fucking get me some dentures
now, pretty I'm wanna make myteeth pearly whites out your permissions? Right,
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No, pop them out? Puthim in some Oh, just like
that? Just like that. Okay, that's all I got. What's your
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Those are pretty good? They're good? Right? Yeah? Yeah, this
is your new segment. This ismy new segment. Can exciting? Okay,
So this is Deston actually brought thisup, which I thought was pretty
cool. Thanks Destin, You're fantastic. This is gonna be about cryptid.
Oh I love it. I wasso excited. So there is an article
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that goes over there's a cryptid foreach or crypt for each state, like
person. So we're gonna start atA and we're gonna go all the way
through all the states. Oh,I'm so excited. So they're kind of
long, so I think I'm goingto break them into two or three.
We'll see what the time allows,Okay, and we'll see how this goes.
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Okay, really excited. So weare going to start with Alabama.
Okay, this is the alabamaa ARISONAArkansas, California, Colorado, Connecticut.
Okay, ahead, Oh, there'smore Florida, Georgia, I know,
Illinois, Indiana, Okay, this, Kentucky, We Sianna, Maryland,
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Massachusetts, Michigan, Minnesota, andMississippi, Missouri, Montana, Nebraska,
Nevada, New Hampshire, New Jersey, New Mexico, New York. This
park focks me up a little bit. Blah blah blah. Oh, Hi
forgot a couple of staying. There'sa couple of Like, fine, we
don't need New Hampshire, North Carolina. I think I have forgotten. They're
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sorry North Kilda. That's where we'rebig Alassa. I don't know, but
okay, start continue. That wasamazing. I want in like elementary school
when we had to take a chorusclass, yeah, that was like a
song. Yet in like third gradewe learned and it was like and you
remember that. Yes, that's amazing. It's not. I just thought I
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didn't want you to a little anxiousthere. I regret that immediate. Well,
you started it, and I'm justeasy to keep going. Bad idea.
Okay, okay, So Alabama,it's the Alabama white thang, not
thing thang with an egg white thang. Oh I love it already. He
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was so excited. Okay is itjust like a person? It just like
some trump. I don't know whocame up with it. I don't I
don't have the rules. Okay,sorry, okay. This article was by
Madison Howard. Don't really know whothey are now any house up? Okay,
so this is her article, okay. Sasquatch is a household name in
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the United States. Most men,women, and children know about the huge
hairy ape that roamed the around thePacific Northwest's adore him. Yes, absolutely,
something some would say, so thename Sasquatch is Nope, we're not
doing this. No, okay,sorry, what happened? I don't know
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how to say that word? Oh? Can I see it? Yes,
I'm not gonna have either. It'sright here, it's right there. Yea
both of them? Oh, there'stwo A one's Should I do that google
e thing again? I think?Okay, I don't really know because I
feel like I failed myself because Iwent through here and made sure that there
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were words that I could pronounce.Okay, Eddie's spell it. I fucked
it up. A N G LI C I z ed anglis anglicized anglicized
anglicized amalgam shall look up when anglicizedamalgan is? I feel like I shouldn't
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say it out loud. Maybe it'sbad. I don't know what I'm but
I'm writing here. Do you wantme to do? You want me to
tell you what it is? Doyou know what it is? No?
I'm talking about the second word.Okay. Oh, and I forgot how
to spell anglicized A N G LI C I zed and then the next
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one A M A LG A mokay, and amogan is an alloy of
mercury with one or more metals.That doesn't apply to this conversation at all.
I hated that I looked that up. I'm gonna skip over that part.
Well, this was useless. Okay, all right, we got an
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anglicized I'm all gonna figure it out. Mercury. I wonder more thing.
She's gonna skip that little bit.Okay, by pass that in Alabama,
USA, because apparently Alabama could besometimes else. Yeah, obviously turkey Alabama
turkey. So like local barbecue sauce, the local Bigfoot variant is white.
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Where is this? I'm you've gottalisten to the story. How can we
go from anglamized Angliz likeec I skippedit. I skipped it. So Maddie,
how can I get this together?Please? I am very confused.
Definitely not me. It's her.Yeah, you would never use the word
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of anglo size. I would nottrying to. She's trying to sound smart,
and I just don't appreciate it's reallyfucking smart. And I was just,
oh, absolutely, I that isabsolutely truck. She's using words like
I'm laming. I can say barbeqokay, okay, bbq boebe that's what
it is BBQ. Okay, sothis big foot in this area is white,
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Okay, Okay, a variant iswhite. Okay. The white thing
is possible. Is a possible cousinof Bigfoot. No, it's not standing
at a similar reported height of fivefoot nine and most five foot nine,
five foot nine. But wait asecond, wait, I have to call
the town for a second. I'msorry, interrupt you again. Everybody who
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reports big set sidings they report thislike over seven football thing and they're like,
yeah, but his cousin the thangover here, he's pretty similar in
height. He's not a basketball player, but he's five foot nine, so
he's pretty close. I don't thinkbeing able to shoot some hoops with big
foot. Like what, Maddie,Okay, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
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I know how you feel about sasquashfoot nine big foot. They wish they
were big foot. How are you? D you? And you're a mangle
sized shit? How dare you areyou? Okay? I always want my
big foot shirt today too. Wouldn'tthat have been weird? Weird and weird
in general, but weirder now becausewe're talking about now that we're talking about
the white version of Bigfoot in Alabama. White Thing. It's a white thang
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that's very soft. It's like barbecue. Okay. Most witnesses agree that it
bears a strong physical resemblance to thislarge ape. Some accounts describe it as
being kangaroo or wolf like, althoughthey are outliers at all. Although physical
descriptions can vary, the one featurethat is the same in all accounts is
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the white fur covering the creature.Okay, I'm trying to be serious here,
No, this is not you.This is all Maddie's reporting. Okay.
So they say it's similar and it'slike ape like ability. But in
the Saints it is compared to akangaroo. Kangaroo Okay, maybe it's got
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big feet for his cousins. I'mjust saying, Okay, you never know.
This is fantastic. So Madison hasa personal connection with this creature too.
She grew up in central Alabama onthe edge of the White Things geographic
range. Right, that means it'sin the area. Okay. Her great
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grandmother talked about seeing a furry whitecreature that watched her hang up wet laundry
on the clothes line from the woods. It's called a creepy hairy man,
like overgrown white hair. He's justa creepy he looks like Santa. It's
creepy Santa, creepy, Santa beaty. Her great grandmother described this encounter to
Madison's grandmother, who recounted it toher. Her great grandmother supposedly talked about
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this creature as if it was adeer or raccoon or any other animal.
Sounds like a reliable source, right, Yeah, it's crazy. So she
was known as a serious practice,no nonsense woman who would never make up
any far fetched tails like that.Okay, well it's not It's not uncommon
for the older generations to talk aboutwhite Thing as it were any other creature
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in the woods. I feel likeyou're making fun of white thing's name.
It's white Thang. I was like, glad we started with Alabama strong story.
Sightings of the white Thing, ohyeah, have been occurring over a
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hundred years and still continue to thisday. Most sightings occur in the geographic
triangle between the cities of Birmingham Gadsdalein Hutsville, the north central part of
the state. Most reports are similarto big foot encounters. They are that's
what she says Maddie has been provenwrong online. The white Thing is said
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to have read uh, eyes thatshine, and can admit a loud screen
similar to that of a woman indistress. I can't similar to big foot.
May be a wolf? Are therewolves in Alabama? I don't think
about Alabama. I don't know.Okay, sorry, continue, but would
a wolf nine five foot nine?Wolves are big bitches. They are big
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bitches. They're big bitches. Idon't feel like an like maybe it's probably
more. I don't think there's wolvesthere right. There can't be like a
big white wolf in Alabama for sure. I don't know. But Alaska's next
time. I don't know. Ican remember the whole song goes, I'll
practice. I'm gonna need you todo that. So Alabamias talk about seeing
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the white Thing around funeral wakes,with some saying that when they were a
child, they knew, wait,they knew that they would see white thing
anytime somebody passed away. Oh,he's a morbid bitchy. Others extend the
death association to appearances of the whiteThing during hog killings. This is definitely
Southern Courtney, Are you reading amad lib right now? Laughing over here
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live exists because it does. Ijust forgot to ask you next week.
Which Perhaps the white thing is anintervention of imagination, an omen of death
or bad luck. Maybe it wascreated to help make sense of the worlds
long ago pass out until it becamepart of folklore. Or perhaps it was
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simply an albino black bear or cougarMaddy's Got jokes said has been misidentified.
Perhaps sightings of the white variants areknown creatures that were seen during times of
hardship, and legend accumulated around theirsightings until the new beast was born into
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the collective imaginations of Alabamians. Whoknows. Perhaps Sasquatch has a big white
cousin Downstid stopped calling him big.Okay he's five No nine, Okay,
you're five nine? For fuck's sake. Oh there you go. Can we
just say five nine? Isn't thatshort? Can you just say that average?
Maybe even above average in some states? You can just start to clear
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that up. Yeah, So Ihave another one? Do we have time
for another one? Sure? Isthis Alaska's or this al Alabama? This
is I don't know, sing yoursong and let's Alabama Alaska. See,
you know what, We're gonna dothis every single time. You started to
stop at the state every time.This is exciting. I gotta learn the
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rest of the end States, NewMexico, New York, Ohio. You
probably do it as a child too, Okay. So this is the Alaska
Tisseruk. I know. And Isaid that right because I had to hear
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it over and over again. Idid because I was gonna suck it up.
Tisurich, Tsurik, you said twodifferent way. I did not.
What did I say, tserk first? And he said to Zurich, Yeah,
that's way it is. It's it'sTissurik. Okay. Cool, didn't
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I say that? Okay? Ibelieve Okay. So this is another article.
This is probably by Philippe Cruel.So let's hopefully. Let's hope not
okay. A common phobia is fearof the unknown. In the depths of
the sea, okay, many fearnot only what they do not know,
but what they cannot see, dualtraits that make the habitat for the Tizurich
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that that much more frightening. Notunlike the Locknett monster, the Tsurik is
described as a sea serpent. Itsvisage is unique or is quite interesting,
with a head that is purportedly sone feet long. It is said to
be estimated only his head is biggerthan the white thing. I can't even
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deal with this, Alabama. Well, he is only estimated. M oh,
I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Itis said to be estimated only fifteen
feet long total, and it's sevenfoot long head. Half of its body
is its head. Yea, howdoes anything swim successfully? Which is well,
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he's in the water, he's bulliantsome noggin. Shoot, no,
I don't know. In some cases, in some cases to Zurich, is
I can't. That's a hard wordto say to Zurich. To Zurich,
to Zurich, should we just namesomething different? Tea? Okay, tea?
In some cases, how about?It's the water than the water than
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the Tazurik is said to have afish tail, while some still some others
say that it's more flipper like,and those aren't only can the inconsistencies that
make up the lure of the Dessirk. There are a wide variety of different
accounts on what the Dessirk actually lookslike. Believe that, yeah, without
a doubt, The most terrifying formthat the desser is said to have is
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that it is Is it a gianteel like creature with transparent skin and flesh,
which not only allows the observer tosee the still digesting victims, but
also allows the creature to be lessvisible when stalking gets prey. Oh,
the verst the prey see something fluid? It's a plastic bag. Weird.
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Can't you see its internal organ Itsounds like a gigantic, weird like version
of a jellyfish. Yeah, butlike one tentacle with a big head.
This version of the desserc can alsoventure into water as shallow as one foot
deep, meaning it could compress itsbody small enough to fit in such Oh,
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I don't like that. This makesit easier for it to ambush predators
and snatch prey. It also resultsin an he's still living victims. It's
still living victims, and it's bellybeing brutally crushed. Does his organs have
like a like a clamp? Sothey have. They said that it's like
fifteen feet long, right, butthey didn't say like how tall it was.
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There are pictures. We'll show pictures. A sea, serpent sea serpent,
not a whale dick. Just tobe clear, Well, there is
surprisingly not a great deal of loreor lore about this CSURI available to give
the full extent of this creature's history, but there have been quite a few
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sightings, including the possibility that itwas being caught on camera. What are
your thoughts about this water bound cryptidM I think he's cool. I think
he is I think he sounds alittle bit like a horror movie because it's
like you can see the victims beingdigested, Like that's creepy, right,
But that's just one version, andI'm pretty sure that's not real, because
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where have you ever seeing? Isn'treal? It's true, but it's interesting
that maybe it's not a picture ofit I do. I want to see
what it looks like. I needlike a better visual because in my head
probably it's very different than what itlooks like or allegedly looks like, allegedly
allegedly not too sky. Is itlike does it have does it have a
little flippery thingies or is it likean eel? It's a flipper. It's
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a flipper. So I'm thinking likeof a dinosaur in my head, like
those long like see dinosaurs. Ihave a little like thin flipper thingies.
That's what I'm picturing in my head, dissert because they've got like long necks
and long head. They love flippings, are doing that. I'm a little
dinosaur flipping around. There are thesetwo kind of what I was thinking.
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Very dinosaur light, yes, butonly fifteen feet long with a big head.
That one just looks like a sealattacking a bear that looks like a
dinosaur. I could probably find morepictures, but you know that's what good
ones though. Google just put somelike a dinosaur image, so I feel
like that makes sense. Yeah,it doesn't make sense. I agree.
Okay, he's fun. Yeah,we had the white thing and the water
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thing. I liked it. Ithink we did good. That was fun.
Yeah. So that Arizona next time? Can you Arizona and Arkansas?
Alaska? Arizona, Arkansas? Ican't wait? Oh my good? Okay,
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my my next one's not as excitingas that what you got? Okay,
So my next topic is from BuzzFeedand it's insane and weird origin stories
of well known food. Oh interesting, okay, right, okay, So
apparently this one is it doesn't makea sense in my head. It's not
gonna make sense to you either,so just bustle up. Okay, okay,
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okay. Apparently corn flakes were inventedto prevent people's sexual urges. I'm
sorry, why and how? What? So apparently apparently masturbation was not so
chic in the eighteen hundreds. Whoknew? Who knew? And at the
(40:12):
forefront of this the term that BuzzFeeduses, this is not a steffon term.
Was the BuzzFeed at the forefront ofthe anti jacking off crusade. Oh
my god, wait a minute,there was your crusade to prevent people from
jacking off, the anti jocko offcrusade. So at the forefront of it
was John Harvey Kelly himself. Whywas he so angry because he wasn't doing
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it a chronic masturbat. He's like, this is a moral and this is
wrong. No one else should doit. But I can't stop. He
doesn't behind closed doors, he won'tstop. He doesn't eat corn FLA says
this. Okay. So Kellogg believedthat food that was very bland and plain
in flavor, bland and plain inflavor like his cereal, could inhibit one's
desires to Again, this is aBuzzFeed term, not severe term, our
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desires to quote pet the one eyetrousers snakes stop stop it right now,
otherwise known the water not say oneeyed trouser snake. You cannot say that.
You cannot say that. I know, I was like, BUZZFEEDO,
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how one eye trousers. There wasa movie that we watched I had that
one eye trouser snake. Yeah itwas Oh no, we said I like
to watch checking. I'm like,I don't think we watch any movies that
referred to things eyes. Oh wait, probably when he had a snake spalled
(41:45):
the trousers snakes. It wasn't inthe movie. We just said it because
it was that go check out ourold eye. I'm sorry, yes,
okay, okay, so that's interesting. Okay. Apparently fonta Wanna fonta don't
you wanna was invented in Nazi Germany. Really, when Coca Cola stopped shipping
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their top secret syrup to Germany afterPearl Harbor, the company's German CEO,
Max Keith, I'm so lucky thatwas so easy to say. I know,
yes, that could have been hard, could have been pronounced he's a
transplant, he's an American trains inGermany. There's definitely no last name.
It's just Max Keith. It's likethere's no last name associate with him.
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So his solution was a hodgepodge ofmixtures of leftover available ingredients. And that's
how Fonta came to be interesting.Yeah, and it's delicious, which is
strange. It's just like a hodgepodgeof ship Well it was. Now it's
just fantastic. Okay. Apparently theoriginal Snapple beverage was explosive, so the
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beverage got its name because the company'sfirst One of the compis first products was
a carbonated apple juice. But whenthe drink fermented, the caps exploded off
of the bottle, giving lesson learned, giving the apple juice product a snap
pull and combined the snap of theeion apple. I thought it was the
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top popping when you. I didtoo, But it still works. It
apparently was fermented it just like gosh, let's put it off of it interesting,
Okay. Chocolate chip cookies were actuallya mistake. What a loving,
amazing asteake. Mistake, best mistakeever. Chocolate chip cookies too, so
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Ruth Graves. Wakefield and her husbandran the Toll House in in Massachusetts,
where she cooked homestyle meals for theirguests. One day, while making cookies,
she ran out of baking chocolate anddecided to use SENDI Sweet chocolate instead.
To her surprise, the chocolate didn'tfully melt in the batter, and
the cookies were a hit with theguests and all my future American generations.
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So true. I threw tear uplike soft and yummy and warm, like
the perimeter's like a little bit,a little bit, but the insides all.
Okay, we need focus cookies.Okay, you know what I want?
When like to talk to cookies withlike ice cream in the I should
probably work on that. Can youbring ice cream sandwich the next time?
(44:21):
I can try the ice c ifyou want to make the cookies. Okay,
let's tat. Okay works all sogood for me. Okay, you're
like, I do nothing, Ijust buy the container. Okay. So,
a missing chef led to the inventionthe invention of nachos. A missing
chef okay, So, a mannamed Ignacio nicknamed Nacho, was a major
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d of a Mexican restaurant and hehad to improvise when several military wives came
into his establishment when this shelf thechef was away. His quick thinking led
to our now famous snack food ofnachos. I love nachos too. Let
me just talk about food. Yeah, that's an interesting story, right.
Who knew? Is that real?But I'm happy. I mean it's buzzfee
(45:06):
who knows. But I'm happy aboutit because Charlie Chip Cookies came out of
it. Yes, and nachos andFanta Fanta Wanna Fanta? Don't you wanna?
Can't help it. I'm just gonnasay it. Okay, Well that's
all I got. Okay, allright, cool, Well come back next
week because hopefully i'll have the songdown for all fifty states. If not,
i'll get through the first four.I'm gonna need you to like stand
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up and like, okay, youknow what you can stand. I'll get
stage fright, I'll let's get answerclean. It's okay, it's okay,
Okay, you can sit there andsay it quietly, but I'm gonna need
to hear all of it. Okay, okay, is it. I'm gonna
practice it and want to bring upagain that we have our little sign down
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(45:50):
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Yes. How are you doing,Courtney, I'm doing okay, good.
How are you doing? I'm fine, I'm doing well. Steven,
We've got some more weird to talkabout today, So oh we do?
I found some Oh cool? Yeah, how good. We'll see how it
goes. Okay, So to startoff with, I have a joke,
but this joke came from my dad. So I have a true dad joke?
(01:17):
Are you true authentic dad joke?Did he did you ask him to
do this dad joke? Or didhe? My dad watches our videos?
Hi? Hi Gary, So heactually watches our videos and then he tells
me that he watches them. Sohe told me that he may have a
dad joke for me, and hedoes, and so far he's told me
(01:38):
he's like that Bison one that wasgood. No, it wasn't. Okay,
you ready, yes, okay.Why don't you ever see an elephant
hiding in a tree? Why?Because they're really good at it. That's
it's a great one. Good jobthose four thoms up? Yeah, good
(02:07):
job? Did I put up theright finger? You're like, oh,
oh oh sorry, good job dad. Do you want to go first day?
Let me to go first? Itdoes not matter. Okay, that's
when you pick oh any meany mo? Three hours later catches oh jeez,
(02:30):
okay, Courtney's going first. Okay, great, thank you. That's decision,
not a panic. All right,So we have I have a new
segment coming up. Oh fun,We're not. I'm not gonna do it
now. I'm gonna do it thesecond the second one. Okay, I'm
gonna go with our normal. AmI an asshole? Okay? Okay?
Uh huh. So we need todetermine if this person is an asshole or
not? Okay, and again that'sclarified not we're not making sure a Courtney's
(02:53):
on an asshole. It's just thisperson on Reddit. I don't think anybody
thinks that. Oh nobody thinks that. You know what, we're not doing
this. You be nice, okay, Okay, did your I felt your
face got stuck? Okay, thisone has aboot. This one is called
(03:13):
the body shamed colleague. Oh okay, it's pretty short, so we'll get
through this. Okay, we'll sitthrough this. As if I'm like,
fuck this again. I have afemale co worker who repeatedly calls me out
regarding my weight. I'm female,five nine, one hundred and fifteen pounds
and very thin. My co workeris very overweight and another female huh okay.
(03:37):
All the time she makes comments aboutmy weight. She doesn't call me
by my name. She calls meslim. And I even heard her say
one time, go ask toothpick,and she has said stuff like you need
to eat meat, or need tohave meat on your bones, and you
need to eat. I have onlyworked there for eight days, eight days,
(03:59):
and she's dealing with this ship,I mean, a week of trauma
already. So I have asked hervery nicely to stop. Yesterday, I
asked her to stop calling me slimagain, and she basically said it's her
mouth and she can say what shewants. Oh boy, hey, oh
boy, I'm getting anxious actually todaywhen she said morning Slim, I replied,
(04:19):
fuck you morning, Well kind ofjust as bad morning chunky. Oh
my god, I just here's wherebecause I was, I said at the
beginning, I'm like, I'm kindof on the fence with this. It's
this person may be friends, whoare you? Okay? So she said
(04:41):
that said this coworker got upset andactually started crying. O my god.
Everybody here at work, only sixof us total, is saying I'm wrong
and I should apologize because being calledfat is different than being called skinny,
because being skinny is a compliment.I said, as long as she calls
me slim, I will call herchunky. And now I'm the bad person?
(05:05):
Am I the asshole? If Idon't apologize. The manager owner has
completely ignored the situation, saying it'sa high school issue and we should just
figure it out. Okay, wedon't have an HR. There are only
six of us working. Here's tokick a cupcake shop. We are I
know, I feel like we areall regular employees. I went to the
(05:31):
owner before I called her chunky andasked him to I know, she just
keep saying it. I asked himto talk to her because I felt she
was harassing me. That's when hesaid that we can handle it ourselves.
That's why I called her chunky.I told her I handled it. I
told her to stop calling me slim, and I didn't like it, and
(05:53):
she continued to do it. Shedidn't stop doing it after I asked multiple
times, and I didn't know whatto do. Besides, it's what she
was doing to me. She broughtup my way, so I brought up
hers so clear. Okay, Myfirst thought is everybody doesn't definically assumes if
(06:13):
somebody's overweight that they probably feel selfconscious about their weight. But I feel
like if somebody is like genetically orwhatever, just really skinny, yeah,
how they probably feel or ken oropponent of feeling self conscious about their weight
too, right, you know,because not everybody's comfortable with the way their
body is regardless of what their sizeis. So just because she's really thin
doesn't mean that she's not self consciousabout it. Correct, So I don't
(06:35):
think she's an asshole for standing herground calling her chunky. I think it's
hilarious. It's probably not appropriate,but it wasn't when I was expecting,
and I thought it was kind offunny. Well, here's my issues.
Though. She was in a weirdpredictive because the owners aren't even helping her.
No, and I clears like noother co workers are helping her.
I feel like the I think themanager owner, whoever that person is,
(06:56):
they needed a step in like thisis. I wonder if he's an asshole,
right, and since it's a guy, I wonder if the rest of
them are females and he felt likeit was just some like catty female bullshit
drama. Maybe probably I just didn'tknow an didn't handle it. It's still
creating like a negative working fire.I agree. I I think that tit
(07:16):
for tat thing is a little ofa dick move, but I think it's
kind of funny. Like I don'tthink she's an asshole for standing up herself
now, and I think agree thefact that it has been like a week
and she's saying it for herself.I think that's great because I feel like
if for me, I probably wouldhave lasted like way longer than a week
before I said something right, likea week is two, But like,
good for her though, that's standyour ground. You just feel like that
you've only been there a week,Maybe should just find another job. Chunky's
(07:40):
a little bit aggressive in a week, but like maybe like pulling her aside,
having like a different conversation of beinglike, listen, I know you
feel like you could say it,what if you want, but you are
upsetting me by calling me this,and then Videl can punchure in the face.
Oh sure, yeah, yeah,yeah, that's definitely a better solution
than calling her chunky. People changephysical violence is always you've heard it here
(08:01):
first. No, I just thinkit's the manager's issue. I feel like
they're easy asshole. I think thetwo women, yes, they're harassing each
other now at this point. Itis petty shit, petty shit, But
I mean, come on, Ithink it's the kind of is that fen
like, it's kind of funny.I wasn't expending to be like Chunky.
(08:22):
I didn't either, and I waslike, oh that's rough, It's okay.
It threw me off a bit,it did. That's a tough one,
I know, because it's not likea straightforward yeah, you gotta think
about it, all right, givesgive us your opinion on it, because
this is the first one we've donein our in our episodes, I we
didn't have a clear like, ohno, no, they're not definitely not
the asshole somebody else, but no, those them we're on defensive end.
(08:45):
I don't know. I don't thinkshe's an asshole for defending herself. But
the tactic not the best move strategy, not the best chunky that's just not
okay. Anyways, let us knowwhat you think this though? For sure?
What do you got? Okay?So when I said the website,
(09:05):
I got this drome and always makesme think of step brothers. Have you
seen stand rollers? Not? Probablynot yet? Okay, dust that I'll
probably get a reference. Then thisis from Good Housekeeping and there's a thing
you watch it one day you letme know. Okay, So this is
there was an article and Good Housekeepingthat had like ridiculous and weird laws that
are still like estate laws. Ohoh okay, So I grabbed I think
(09:28):
it's like maybe nine of them oreight of them of like the fifty that
I went through, and I grabbedones that I thought were either just like
weird or like openly made me laughkind of thing that I was like,
okay, I'll share these. SoI didn't grab all. Then it's like
a handful that I like whenever silly. Okay, So this first one from
Arizona, and apparently it's illegal fora donkey to sleep in a bathtub.
(09:52):
Oh wait, that could have beenbad. He took a drink. I
should just waited, Okay. Soin nineteen twenty or nineteen, story as
to why this hasn't have like alittle blip about like about it? Okay,
a local damn broke flooding a rancher'shome. The rancher's donkey had become
accustomed to sleeping in a bathtub,don't know why, okay, which was
(10:16):
filled with water and whisked him milesaway. So I guess the tub may
have been like in the pasture,and the donkey like curled up in it
and would sleep in it, andthen it became like a canoe, is
what it sounds like. After workingto rescue the animal, the town passed
a law that prohibits donkeys from sleepingin bathtubs, though it's okay for them
(10:37):
to stand in one. So isit is it? It's still a law
to this day, I guess,But I feel like a lot of these
laws are like it happened in nineteentwenty, and it's like Okay, it's
never gonna happen again if you forgetit exists. Yeah, and nobody gives
a shit because to enforce it orsomething, right, huh, Okay,
(10:58):
okay, so there's I just don'tknow how that law would happen. I
just felt like, who did offendthat? Like the donkey got whisked away,
and like for me, I'm like, well, maybe he would have
drowned if he wasn't in a canoe, you know, yeah, but if
he's wait a minute, okay,so was it floating down the river or
taking off like when he was layingdown. That's why I assumed from it
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that heat, because it's retainly likedto sleep in it. So if he's
already laying in the tub and theflood like whisked him away, like he's
in a little canoe, he's justfloating down town, I feel like he
would topple over right. I don'tknow, Okay, he knew how to
work the boat? I think didhe have floatis on the boat? Imagine
like a pontoon? I just okay, Arizona to do better? Who did
(11:41):
it? Upset that much of adonkey's life was saved because he was keeping
in a bathtub, like who cares. Maybe it was the mayor's donkey that
did that, and he got pissed. And it's like, I'm going to
create a law nobody's allowed. Idon't want anybody else to happen to the
way that it happened to me,traumatizing, traumatized. Okay, in California,
it's a legal to whistle for alost canary before seven am. So
(12:05):
if you lose your canary in California, do people hire canaries seven oh two
or seven oh one if you needto whistle to call it? But does
it does it come back? That'sthe canary? I okay, that's the
canaries choice. I don't they coulddo what they want. I don't understand,
so good Asking Being says we're notentirely sure how this bizarre law came
about, But according to California dotCom, the city of Burbank prohibits anybody
(12:30):
from whistling for their lost canary beforeseven am. And I love that it's
specifically a canary, because if youhave I don't know, a parakeet and
lost six thirty, you can beout there whistle back absolutely canary. No,
So okay, do we know whatyear these were created? No?
Oh my gosh, because I feellike maybe everybody had a canary in the
(12:52):
town maybe and that's how they wasit. That's how they got other like
coal mines there. I don't know. Was it like a canary that was
a canary? Is a gold mines? Which is horrible? Okay? In
Connecticut, a pickle must be ableto bounce. So does somebody come around
(13:13):
to check your pickles? Is itlike a rubber ball? Do you have
consent when someone comes to checkie pickle? You have to give consent? Right,
pickle? Oh? Okay. Innineteen forty eight, two men were
arrested for selling pickles that were quoteunfit for human consumption. Yeah but wait
(13:35):
wait a minute, but okay,but how why do they need to bounce?
Discussing ways to check for good pickles, officials declared that a pickle is
legitimate only if it bounces. Thepickle in question did not bounce, so
the two men were arrested and fined, and the pickle was destroyed. Do
you have a jar of pickles?I feel like we need to try it
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right now. I should have broughtpickles had I a known, because I
feel like we need to test thistheory. We need a pickle. Just
start throwing pickles. Boy, Iwas just gonna do it on the They're
like so bounty, like those superball things where they call those bounty super
bounty ball whatever it rings, andyou like throwing its bounty, but it
doesn't there's no way. There's noway bounties people. I don't know that
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was in Connecticut. Oh my gosh, Iowa, you cannot throw a brick
onto a highway. I mean thatseems really self explanatory, right, Like,
it seems like you just shouldn't throwanything on a high Aretty sure that
that should be a law like forever. Throwing bricks or any other dangerous,
dangerous instruments or toys for that matter, onto the highway, streets or any
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public ground is prohibited in Iowa unlessyou have a written permission from the city
council. Wait a minute, Soa city councilman is going to permit somebody
to throw a brick off of aWait a minute. Wait a minute.
So typically things that are thrown offa bridges are like out of windows.
Children children, Well I'm just no, no, not the child going over,
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children doing the doing the acts ofthrowing the brick. Can you just
let me finish? You have topause after you said children, and I
felt like that's when you were theonly thing being thrown on highways or children,
like Courtney, that would be dangerousas well. No throwing children off
of a bridge. Don't throw anythingoff a bridges are out of moving vehicles
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or onto highways or rows. Don'tlet her. Don't throw hazardous things onto
the rod. So don't let somebodyget like a written waiver. Don't sign
off on that permission at all.Okay, Okay. In Louisiana, it's
illegal to send a surprise pizza.What if you know they're hungry. I
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love Peter Pizza. Okay, Sendingan unprompted pizza is actually considered harassment in
Louisiana. Not to me, It'snot well, I went well, I
mean where did it come from?I mean, hey, I've gotten a
pizza to my house from you thatyou meant to send to your house.
But Corney, did you order pizza? Yeah? I did. It was
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like you didn't even let me keepit. That wasn't even fun. I
just want through food. I justyou know what I did. I got
in the highway and throw it outof the window. It was like like
a salcer. Wasn't a break whatever. Okay, so if you if you
live in Louisiana, you may geta five hundred dollars fine for sending an
unprompted pizza. That's weird. ButI mean, I mean, if you
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don't know where it's coming from,I feel like it's pretty weird. Like
what's in that pizza? Did somebodymake it themselves? Good rule of thumb.
If you get like any kind ofsurprised food delivered to your door you
don't know about or know who it'sfrom, just don't eat it, like
safety first rates. I feel likeit's in a lot of scary movies.
Yes, like somebody just showing upwith the pizza, Like, why the
did you eat floor pizza? Don'teat it, it's on your front pores.
Don't eat the pizza. Here's antson it. Don't eating That's what
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happened with COVID too, they eatfloor pizza. Well, they put the
pizza at the front door and didn'tcome and talk to you at the door.
Oh, for some reason, Ithought you were sorry I didn't eat
you to let me get through myentire thought before you start like assuming that
I'm saying something that wasn't happened duringcopin. I'm like, where is this
go? Okay? This next one? This next one is my favorite?
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More careful, this one's my favorite. In Missouri, bear wrestling is banned.
But this is in forty nine otherstates you could wrestle a bear.
So is it like in like aring. Well, my first question is
how many people in Missouri were wrestlingbear? Is supposed to become a law
of like, you gotta stop.I know, I've cut it out.
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You can't wrestle that bears too dangerous. You gotta stop wrestling the bear.
There's not wrestling. I'm just ticklingme. You gotta cut it out,
tickling, cut it out. Idon't know. I guess the all thing
it said was that it's it wasput into effect because it could be considered
animal cruelty. I mean, andI'm like, fine, are enough you
were wresting a bear? Yeah?Leave animal alone. That bear is walking
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around the woods. That's his livingroom, that's his home. You go
in there and you start wrestling him. Them alone. I don't want someone
coming into my house with an unexpectedpizza and start wrestling me. Get out
of here, Get out of myhouse, creep. I get it.
The bear's the victim here. Bearis definitely a victim. In North Carolina,
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drunk bingo is unlawful. But Ifeel like why is why? I
don't know. Apparently, if somebodygets disrupted a bunco in bingo and all
of these these sports, the oldpeople would happened is somebody in North Carolina
got drunk and then drove to Missouriand started wrestling bears. They were like,
this is too much. They wereat bingo, they got hammered and
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start wrestling bears. I just haveto stop all of us together. I
don't know. All it says isat the illegal North Carolina to sell or
consume any alcoholic beverage in a roomwhile a bingo game is being played.
I don't like that. It seemsvery restricted. Why wouldn't you want to
drink and don't like doesn't drinking likemake like most games a bit more fun?
Yes? Okay, okay, NorthCarolina, get it together. Okay.
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In Rhode Island, it's illegal torace a horse on a highway,
so they have horse races on highwaysis that kind of like the like,
was it not the street cars?What's it called? You know where they're
like, oh yeah, yeah,oh like an actual or like a drag
race. Well yeah, but likeon a main road, like on a
like an actual road, not likea drag race. Sure, I don't
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know. I don't know how thatworks. I don't know terms of I
don't know. Well, this lawprohibits racing or testing the speed of a
horse over a public highway. Failureto comply this is the best part will
result in a twenty dollars fine orimprisonment of ten days or less. Wait
a minute, through those equal eachother. Watch out Rhode Islands, one
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up state. I mean, Ifeel like I wouldn't want to be in
prison for ten days. You stopraising that horse, or you're giving me
twenty bucks. Here's your twenty dollars. Cut it out, and it's like,
all right, here's forty leave meal I'm like, I'll give you
one hundred. I'm gonna do ittwice. Okay, my last one.
In Vermont, it's illegal for womento wear fake teeth without their husband's approval.
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Okay, I need more. Ineed more. At first reason,
my inner feminist was like, I'mgonna wear Fay five too. There's gonna
be more. There's gotta be something. Tell me more. It's technically mandatory
for women to get written permission fromtheir husbands if they want to opt for
false teeth. So is that's theonly thing that they have to opt to
(20:45):
for permission for. I don't knowhow old this is. It's gotta be
from like late E tents nine hundredand something. I don't know, because
I need to know when these wereall these laws were put into place.
I'll have to do a part two. I'm gonna but I just read it
now. I was like, well, fuck you, Yeah, I don't
have to get any kind of written. I'm a fucking get me some dentures
now, pretty I'm wanna make myteeth pearly whites out your permissions? Right,
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No, pop them out? Puthim in some Oh, just like
that? Just like that. Okay, that's all I got. What's your
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Those are pretty good? They're good? Right? Yeah? Yeah, this
is your new segment. This ismy new segment. Can exciting? Okay,
So this is Deston actually brought thisup, which I thought was pretty
cool. Thanks Destin, You're fantastic. This is gonna be about cryptid.
Oh I love it. I wasso excited. So there is an article
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that goes over there's a cryptid foreach or crypt for each state, like
person. So we're gonna start atA and we're gonna go all the way
through all the states. Oh,I'm so excited. So they're kind of
long, so I think I'm goingto break them into two or three.
We'll see what the time allows,Okay, and we'll see how this goes.
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Okay, really excited. So weare going to start with Alabama.
Okay, this is the alabamaa ARISONAArkansas, California, Colorado, Connecticut.
Okay, ahead, Oh, there'smore Florida, Georgia, I know,
Illinois, Indiana, Okay, this, Kentucky, We Sianna, Maryland,
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Massachusetts, Michigan, Minnesota, andMississippi, Missouri, Montana, Nebraska,
Nevada, New Hampshire, New Jersey, New Mexico, New York. This
park focks me up a little bit. Blah blah blah. Oh, Hi
forgot a couple of staying. There'sa couple of Like, fine, we
don't need New Hampshire, North Carolina. I think I have forgotten. They're
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sorry North Kilda. That's where we'rebig Alassa. I don't know, but
okay, start continue. That wasamazing. I want in like elementary school
when we had to take a chorusclass, yeah, that was like a
song. Yet in like third gradewe learned and it was like and you
remember that. Yes, that's amazing. It's not. I just thought I
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didn't want you to a little anxiousthere. I regret that immediate. Well,
you started it, and I'm justeasy to keep going. Bad idea.
Okay, okay, So Alabama,it's the Alabama white thang, not
thing thang with an egg white thang. Oh I love it already. He
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was so excited. Okay is itjust like a person? It just like
some trump. I don't know whocame up with it. I don't I
don't have the rules. Okay,sorry, okay. This article was by
Madison Howard. Don't really know whothey are now any house up? Okay,
so this is her article, okay. Sasquatch is a household name in
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the United States. Most men,women, and children know about the huge
hairy ape that roamed the around thePacific Northwest's adore him. Yes, absolutely,
something some would say, so thename Sasquatch is Nope, we're not
doing this. No, okay,sorry, what happened? I don't know
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how to say that word? Oh? Can I see it? Yes,
I'm not gonna have either. It'sright here, it's right there. Yea
both of them? Oh, there'stwo A one's Should I do that google
e thing again? I think?Okay, I don't really know because I
feel like I failed myself because Iwent through here and made sure that there
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were words that I could pronounce.Okay, Eddie's spell it. I fucked
it up. A N G LI C I z ed anglis anglicized anglicized
anglicized amalgam shall look up when anglicizedamalgan is? I feel like I shouldn't
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say it out loud. Maybe it'sbad. I don't know what I'm but
I'm writing here. Do you wantme to do? You want me to
tell you what it is? Doyou know what it is? No?
I'm talking about the second word.Okay. Oh, and I forgot how
to spell anglicized A N G LI C I zed and then the next
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one A M A LG A mokay, and amogan is an alloy of
mercury with one or more metals.That doesn't apply to this conversation at all.
I hated that I looked that up. I'm gonna skip over that part.
Well, this was useless. Okay, all right, we got an
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anglicized I'm all gonna figure it out. Mercury. I wonder more thing.
She's gonna skip that little bit.Okay, by pass that in Alabama,
USA, because apparently Alabama could besometimes else. Yeah, obviously turkey Alabama
turkey. So like local barbecue sauce, the local Bigfoot variant is white.
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Where is this? I'm you've gottalisten to the story. How can we
go from anglamized Angliz likeec I skippedit. I skipped it. So Maddie,
how can I get this together?Please? I am very confused.
Definitely not me. It's her.Yeah, you would never use the word
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of anglo size. I would nottrying to. She's trying to sound smart,
and I just don't appreciate it's reallyfucking smart. And I was just,
oh, absolutely, I that isabsolutely truck. She's using words like
I'm laming. I can say barbeqokay, okay, bbq boebe that's what
it is BBQ. Okay, sothis big foot in this area is white,
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Okay, Okay, a variant iswhite. Okay. The white thing
is possible. Is a possible cousinof Bigfoot. No, it's not standing
at a similar reported height of fivefoot nine and most five foot nine,
five foot nine. But wait asecond, wait, I have to call
the town for a second. I'msorry, interrupt you again. Everybody who
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reports big set sidings they report thislike over seven football thing and they're like,
yeah, but his cousin the thangover here, he's pretty similar in
height. He's not a basketball player, but he's five foot nine, so
he's pretty close. I don't thinkbeing able to shoot some hoops with big
foot. Like what, Maddie,Okay, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
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I know how you feel about sasquashfoot nine big foot. They wish they
were big foot. How are you? D you? And you're a mangle
sized shit? How dare you areyou? Okay? I always want my
big foot shirt today too. Wouldn'tthat have been weird? Weird and weird
in general, but weirder now becausewe're talking about now that we're talking about
the white version of Bigfoot in Alabama. White Thing. It's a white thang
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that's very soft. It's like barbecue. Okay. Most witnesses agree that it
bears a strong physical resemblance to thislarge ape. Some accounts describe it as
being kangaroo or wolf like, althoughthey are outliers at all. Although physical
descriptions can vary, the one featurethat is the same in all accounts is
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the white fur covering the creature.Okay, I'm trying to be serious here,
No, this is not you.This is all Maddie's reporting. Okay.
So they say it's similar and it'slike ape like ability. But in
the Saints it is compared to akangaroo. Kangaroo Okay, maybe it's got
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big feet for his cousins. I'mjust saying, Okay, you never know.
This is fantastic. So Madison hasa personal connection with this creature too.
She grew up in central Alabama onthe edge of the White Things geographic
range. Right, that means it'sin the area. Okay. Her great
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grandmother talked about seeing a furry whitecreature that watched her hang up wet laundry
on the clothes line from the woods. It's called a creepy hairy man,
like overgrown white hair. He's justa creepy he looks like Santa. It's
creepy Santa, creepy, Santa beaty. Her great grandmother described this encounter to
Madison's grandmother, who recounted it toher. Her great grandmother supposedly talked about
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this creature as if it was adeer or raccoon or any other animal.
Sounds like a reliable source, right, Yeah, it's crazy. So she
was known as a serious practice,no nonsense woman who would never make up
any far fetched tails like that.Okay, well it's not It's not uncommon
for the older generations to talk aboutwhite Thing as it were any other creature
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in the woods. I feel likeyou're making fun of white thing's name.
It's white Thang. I was like, glad we started with Alabama strong story.
Sightings of the white Thing, ohyeah, have been occurring over a
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hundred years and still continue to thisday. Most sightings occur in the geographic
triangle between the cities of Birmingham Gadsdalein Hutsville, the north central part of
the state. Most reports are similarto big foot encounters. They are that's
what she says Maddie has been provenwrong online. The white Thing is said
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to have read uh, eyes thatshine, and can admit a loud screen
similar to that of a woman indistress. I can't similar to big foot.
May be a wolf? Are therewolves in Alabama? I don't think
about Alabama. I don't know.Okay, sorry, continue, but would
a wolf nine five foot nine?Wolves are big bitches. They are big
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bitches. They're big bitches. Idon't feel like an like maybe it's probably
more. I don't think there's wolvesthere right. There can't be like a
big white wolf in Alabama for sure. I don't know. But Alaska's next
time. I don't know. Ican remember the whole song goes, I'll
practice. I'm gonna need you todo that. So Alabamias talk about seeing
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the white Thing around funeral wakes,with some saying that when they were a
child, they knew, wait,they knew that they would see white thing
anytime somebody passed away. Oh,he's a morbid bitchy. Others extend the
death association to appearances of the whiteThing during hog killings. This is definitely
Southern Courtney, Are you reading amad lib right now? Laughing over here
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live exists because it does. Ijust forgot to ask you next week.
Which Perhaps the white thing is anintervention of imagination, an omen of death
or bad luck. Maybe it wascreated to help make sense of the worlds
long ago pass out until it becamepart of folklore. Or perhaps it was
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simply an albino black bear or cougarMaddy's Got jokes said has been misidentified.
Perhaps sightings of the white variants areknown creatures that were seen during times of
hardship, and legend accumulated around theirsightings until the new beast was born into
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the collective imaginations of Alabamians. Whoknows. Perhaps Sasquatch has a big white
cousin Downstid stopped calling him big.Okay he's five No nine, Okay,
you're five nine? For fuck's sake. Oh there you go. Can we
just say five nine? Isn't thatshort? Can you just say that average?
Maybe even above average in some states? You can just start to clear
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that up. Yeah, So Ihave another one? Do we have time
for another one? Sure? Isthis Alaska's or this al Alabama? This
is I don't know, sing yoursong and let's Alabama Alaska. See,
you know what, We're gonna dothis every single time. You started to
stop at the state every time.This is exciting. I gotta learn the
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rest of the end States, NewMexico, New York, Ohio. You
probably do it as a child too, Okay. So this is the Alaska
Tisseruk. I know. And Isaid that right because I had to hear
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it over and over again. Idid because I was gonna suck it up.
Tisurich, Tsurik, you said twodifferent way. I did not.
What did I say, tserk first? And he said to Zurich, Yeah,
that's way it is. It's it'sTissurik. Okay. Cool, didn't
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I say that? Okay? Ibelieve Okay. So this is another article.
This is probably by Philippe Cruel.So let's hopefully. Let's hope not
okay. A common phobia is fearof the unknown. In the depths of
the sea, okay, many fearnot only what they do not know,
but what they cannot see, dualtraits that make the habitat for the Tizurich
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that that much more frightening. Notunlike the Locknett monster, the Tsurik is
described as a sea serpent. Itsvisage is unique or is quite interesting,
with a head that is purportedly sone feet long. It is said to
be estimated only his head is biggerthan the white thing. I can't even
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deal with this, Alabama. Well, he is only estimated. M oh,
I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Itis said to be estimated only fifteen
feet long total, and it's sevenfoot long head. Half of its body
is its head. Yea, howdoes anything swim successfully? Which is well,
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he's in the water, he's bulliantsome noggin. Shoot, no,
I don't know. In some cases, in some cases to Zurich, is
I can't. That's a hard wordto say to Zurich. To Zurich,
to Zurich, should we just namesomething different? Tea? Okay, tea?
In some cases, how about?It's the water than the water than
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the Tazurik is said to have afish tail, while some still some others
say that it's more flipper like,and those aren't only can the inconsistencies that
make up the lure of the Dessirk. There are a wide variety of different
accounts on what the Dessirk actually lookslike. Believe that, yeah, without
a doubt, The most terrifying formthat the desser is said to have is
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that it is Is it a gianteel like creature with transparent skin and flesh,
which not only allows the observer tosee the still digesting victims, but
also allows the creature to be lessvisible when stalking gets prey. Oh,
the verst the prey see something fluid? It's a plastic bag. Weird.
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Can't you see its internal organ Itsounds like a gigantic, weird like version
of a jellyfish. Yeah, butlike one tentacle with a big head.
This version of the desserc can alsoventure into water as shallow as one foot
deep, meaning it could compress itsbody small enough to fit in such Oh,
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I don't like that. This makesit easier for it to ambush predators
and snatch prey. It also resultsin an he's still living victims. It's
still living victims, and it's bellybeing brutally crushed. Does his organs have
like a like a clamp? Sothey have. They said that it's like
fifteen feet long, right, butthey didn't say like how tall it was.
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There are pictures. We'll show pictures. A sea, serpent sea serpent,
not a whale dick. Just tobe clear, Well, there is
surprisingly not a great deal of loreor lore about this CSURI available to give
the full extent of this creature's history, but there have been quite a few
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sightings, including the possibility that itwas being caught on camera. What are
your thoughts about this water bound cryptidM I think he's cool. I think
he is I think he sounds alittle bit like a horror movie because it's
like you can see the victims beingdigested, Like that's creepy, right,
But that's just one version, andI'm pretty sure that's not real, because
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where have you ever seeing? Isn'treal? It's true, but it's interesting
that maybe it's not a picture ofit I do. I want to see
what it looks like. I needlike a better visual because in my head
probably it's very different than what itlooks like or allegedly looks like, allegedly
allegedly not too sky. Is itlike does it have does it have a
little flippery thingies or is it likean eel? It's a flipper. It's
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a flipper. So I'm thinking likeof a dinosaur in my head, like
those long like see dinosaurs. Ihave a little like thin flipper thingies.
That's what I'm picturing in my head, dissert because they've got like long necks
and long head. They love flippings, are doing that. I'm a little
dinosaur flipping around. There are thesetwo kind of what I was thinking.
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Very dinosaur light, yes, butonly fifteen feet long with a big head.
That one just looks like a sealattacking a bear that looks like a
dinosaur. I could probably find morepictures, but you know that's what good
ones though. Google just put somelike a dinosaur image, so I feel
like that makes sense. Yeah,it doesn't make sense. I agree.
Okay, he's fun. Yeah,we had the white thing and the water
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thing. I liked it. Ithink we did good. That was fun.
Yeah. So that Arizona next time? Can you Arizona and Arkansas?
Alaska? Arizona, Arkansas? Ican't wait? Oh my good? Okay,
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my my next one's not as excitingas that what you got? Okay,
So my next topic is from BuzzFeedand it's insane and weird origin stories
of well known food. Oh interesting, okay, right, okay, So
apparently this one is it doesn't makea sense in my head. It's not
gonna make sense to you either,so just bustle up. Okay, okay,
(39:50):
okay. Apparently corn flakes were inventedto prevent people's sexual urges. I'm
sorry, why and how? What? So apparently apparently masturbation was not so
chic in the eighteen hundreds. Whoknew? Who knew? And at the
(40:12):
forefront of this the term that BuzzFeeduses, this is not a steffon term.
Was the BuzzFeed at the forefront ofthe anti jacking off crusade. Oh
my god, wait a minute,there was your crusade to prevent people from
jacking off, the anti jocko offcrusade. So at the forefront of it
was John Harvey Kelly himself. Whywas he so angry because he wasn't doing
(40:35):
it a chronic masturbat. He's like, this is a moral and this is
wrong. No one else should doit. But I can't stop. He
doesn't behind closed doors, he won'tstop. He doesn't eat corn FLA says
this. Okay. So Kellogg believedthat food that was very bland and plain
in flavor, bland and plain inflavor like his cereal, could inhibit one's
desires to Again, this is aBuzzFeed term, not severe term, our
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desires to quote pet the one eyetrousers snakes stop stop it right now,
otherwise known the water not say oneeyed trouser snake. You cannot say that.
You cannot say that. I know, I was like, BUZZFEEDO,
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how one eye trousers. There wasa movie that we watched I had that
one eye trouser snake. Yeah itwas Oh no, we said I like
to watch checking. I'm like,I don't think we watch any movies that
referred to things eyes. Oh wait, probably when he had a snake spalled
(41:45):
the trousers snakes. It wasn't inthe movie. We just said it because
it was that go check out ourold eye. I'm sorry, yes,
okay, okay, so that's interesting. Okay. Apparently fonta Wanna fonta don't
you wanna was invented in Nazi Germany. Really, when Coca Cola stopped shipping
(42:08):
their top secret syrup to Germany afterPearl Harbor, the company's German CEO,
Max Keith, I'm so lucky thatwas so easy to say. I know,
yes, that could have been hard, could have been pronounced he's a
transplant, he's an American trains inGermany. There's definitely no last name.
It's just Max Keith. It's likethere's no last name associate with him.
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So his solution was a hodgepodge ofmixtures of leftover available ingredients. And that's
how Fonta came to be interesting.Yeah, and it's delicious, which is
strange. It's just like a hodgepodgeof ship Well it was. Now it's
just fantastic. Okay. Apparently theoriginal Snapple beverage was explosive, so the
(42:51):
beverage got its name because the company'sfirst One of the compis first products was
a carbonated apple juice. But whenthe drink fermented, the caps exploded off
of the bottle, giving lesson learned, giving the apple juice product a snap
pull and combined the snap of theeion apple. I thought it was the
(43:15):
top popping when you. I didtoo, But it still works. It
apparently was fermented it just like gosh, let's put it off of it interesting,
Okay. Chocolate chip cookies were actuallya mistake. What a loving,
amazing asteake. Mistake, best mistakeever. Chocolate chip cookies too, so
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Ruth Graves. Wakefield and her husbandran the Toll House in in Massachusetts,
where she cooked homestyle meals for theirguests. One day, while making cookies,
she ran out of baking chocolate anddecided to use SENDI Sweet chocolate instead.
To her surprise, the chocolate didn'tfully melt in the batter, and
the cookies were a hit with theguests and all my future American generations.
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So true. I threw tear uplike soft and yummy and warm, like
the perimeter's like a little bit,a little bit, but the insides all.
Okay, we need focus cookies.Okay, you know what I want?
When like to talk to cookies withlike ice cream in the I should
probably work on that. Can youbring ice cream sandwich the next time?
(44:21):
I can try the ice c ifyou want to make the cookies. Okay,
let's tat. Okay works all sogood for me. Okay, you're
like, I do nothing, Ijust buy the container. Okay. So,
a missing chef led to the inventionthe invention of nachos. A missing
chef okay, So, a mannamed Ignacio nicknamed Nacho, was a major
(44:44):
d of a Mexican restaurant and hehad to improvise when several military wives came
into his establishment when this shelf thechef was away. His quick thinking led
to our now famous snack food ofnachos. I love nachos too. Let
me just talk about food. Yeah, that's an interesting story, right.
Who knew? Is that real?But I'm happy. I mean it's buzzfee
(45:06):
who knows. But I'm happy aboutit because Charlie Chip Cookies came out of
it. Yes, and nachos andFanta Fanta Wanna Fanta? Don't you wanna?
Can't help it. I'm just gonnasay it. Okay, Well that's
all I got. Okay, allright, cool, Well come back next
week because hopefully i'll have the songdown for all fifty states. If not,
i'll get through the first four.I'm gonna need you to like stand
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up and like, okay, youknow what you can stand. I'll get
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