August 16, 2023 • 28 mins
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Hey Friends! We’ve worked so hard to pivot our show to one we’ll both really love even more than They’re Terrified and Tipsy! Our unofficial motto is “Do More Of What Makes You Happy” so we’re trying that and we think you should too!! One quick note about this episode, unfortunately our mics weren’t on when we were recording so unfortunately it doesn’t sound great but it’s still a fun episode!! We promise we’ll get better we’re trying lol!
Have fun and let us know in the comments what you thought. Cheers!
In this episode we….
- try to get to know each other better for you but it doesn’t go great lol
- talk about an unfortunate manatee situation
- tell some jokes we think you’ll love haha
- talk about horror scopes in the best way possible
- talk about a woman who needs to know if she’s the a-hole (AITA from Reddit) bc her MIL is a certified c-block if you know what I mean!
Hey Friends! We’ve worked so hard to pivot our show to one we’ll both really love even more than They’re Terrified and Tipsy! Our unofficial motto is “Do More Of What Makes You Happy” so we’re trying that and we think you should too!! One quick note about this episode, unfortunately our mics weren’t on when we were recording so unfortunately it doesn’t sound great but it’s still a fun episode!! We promise we’ll get better we’re trying lol!
Have fun and let us know in the comments what you thought. Cheers!
In this episode we….
- try to get to know each other better for you but it doesn’t go great lol
- talk about an unfortunate manatee situation
- tell some jokes we think you’ll love haha
- talk about horror scopes in the best way possible
- talk about a woman who needs to know if she’s the a-hole (AITA from Reddit) bc her MIL is a certified c-block if you know what I mean!
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Hi friends. Hi, Before youhopp into our first episode, we wanted
to give you a little bit ofa disclaimer, not like anything's in appropriate
or anything, it's just because itis. But that's not that's disclaimer.
It's that we were having a littlebit of technical difficulty while recording our first
episode, so this sound quality isnot as good as it is right now.
(00:24):
But the episode is still fantastic.You're gonna get a huge kick out
of it. So definitely check itout and then go check on our second
one too. Okay, and subscribeand like everything, do it all.
Thanks Bobby, Hi, were weHey, Sunny? Are you? I'm
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doing well? Have you noticed ournew studio? No, have you noticed
a new studio? Guys? Wehave any whole new format of everything,
not only in our new beautiful studio. Yeah, it's also the vibe that
we're doing, the title show we'redoing is a little bit different than what
we're used to for us. Imean, look at this beautiful studio that
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we have now, it's the professionaljust to putting girls filling it up to
look at us. Got so asyou guys, maybe where we used to
do a whole bunch of episodes onscary movies, which more, which more
more? Cortis thing my thing,that's true. I love them even though
we're not doing it nice to lovethem. I think it's all walking out
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the any wine, right, Butwe decided to do a little bit more
of like I'm would say, random, but kind of random fied, No,
very much random. Where we're gonnado obviously our normal format where it's
on and wherever you subscribe to podcasts, but we are also going to be
on YouTube. So whatever you're hearingearballs is going to be visual on YouTube
for you to watch as well.So I mean, just pick one.
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it some you know, a coupleof times. But the big thing is
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five hundred, go on to yourfriends computers or phones and just like subscribe
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and help us get to five hundred. They don't know what they're missing.
Doing for them, force them,you're pressure. Everybody's doing it. But
basically every episode I'm gonna have,I got two or three and qualm and
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two or three just random topics we'regonna talk about. It could be horror
related, could not be, usuallywon't be. But neither one of us
know what the other person's I talkabout. So it'll be a surprise to
you guys, and one of usto talk. Great, so back them.
You know what, I'm terrified?Are you tipsy? I am chissy?
Do you want to tell you what? Why would your teeth is?
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It's your favorite? Yes, guys, in this little glass right here,
which happened at Natcharcor I mean,I mean mean actually it's a it's seen
a margarita. Yeah, it's thisis my favorite. It's peenu Greeze,
right, Peeno gree Pino gree girls. That's fine. We really love roback.
I know it isn't the robot,okay. Yeah, And so we're
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a little chat cheese in here.So if you guys look close enough,
you'll see some were a little crowbacks. I'm terrified chitsystrikes. Yeah, and
also just like a little sidebar.If you hear like random chuckling more giggling.
Dustin's over there in the corner,listening on headphones. He's kind of
being a creeper right now, majorcreeper making you feel roll on comfortable,
trying to peek behind the lighting thatwe have staring at courting right now.
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But if you hear random like chuckling, or you see and he's like moving
a bit, it's because it doesn'tholding his last room. I'm also when
he laughs, it's it's a wholejar. It's like a gyration happening over
in the corner. Doesn't stop generating. Gonna go, no, it just
doesn't. Don't worry about him.Okay, so we get started. I
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never should Okay. I thought it'dbe really funny if we started with a
joke. Okay, okay, okay, Well yeah with me. Are you
gonna work a joke because she's stillprepared already? Well you gonna tell me
what you're doing? So well,lucky for you, I'm prepared with a
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joke. Why would I what wouldI be prepared? Did you tell me
prepared for a joke. No shedidn't from who not mean? Let me
apologize. Guys, all the lovewas prepared. Okay, want to hear
my joke? And they're making getstarted because why I passed his offer to
drive? I mean, okay,okay, ready it was knock knock?
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Who's there? Control freak? Controlnow is when you say control for you?
She finds it funny. She reallysaid to it. Oh my god,
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people are exciting off right now?How are you? People are eating
people? I can eat people allgo back? Who is Courtney one of
them? This was not my idea. She may have to hop out of
courteous leaving when we're having for hostingpodcast interview session. Yeah, and that
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was a vigital medium too. I'mvery excited about that. Oh my god,
this is great. I feel duperight now. I feel like this
is an attack on me. Ifeel like he was but it only one
here. I can't help that pryingto make me feel and prepare. I
don't know, I don't know whatI'm doing. Can I just say one
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thing? Please? Your reaction wasfar beter than I justified. I really
excited. How I would you know? What? It probably would have been
different? Have this not have beenpeople watching you right now? This is
this is not this is purt meis I wouldn't be Yeah, okay,
I would have just got a goodrole. It's fine, okay, So
do you want to go first withyour topic? Don't like alternate topics and
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you tell me go even? So? Okay? I think, so okay
what I was gonna do because Ifeel like it's far more better than a
joke right at the beginning. It'sa pretty job start, I think,
is it though? I think sookay? Well, I was just gonna
try to get everybody on board inregards to like questions so that people can
get to know what's a little bitbetter. Oh, my first topic is
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gonna look crazy compared to this.Who would you invite to suffer? I
don't know if I like stuck orthat would really dinner? That's okay,
he's fine with it whether they aredead or alive. Can't you want to
have dinner one person or just wasn'tmatter dead or a life, It doesn't
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matter they did they a famous person? Didn't? Necessarily you are bared for
yourself. No, I don't youthink these questions and didn't think of an
answer absolutely, Okay, I pant. I don't know. I was like,
I thought you would have like onein the chamber ors on this oh
please, dead world? Interesting.I feel very much on the spot and
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I can't think of people are I'mlike, let's draft what Okay, I
have one that's better, right,We're just gonna get it completely. What
is your preferred office snack? Okay? See this is I know. I
don't I was sick, so Iwas wanting think you want to talking about
food quickly? Okay? Preferred officesnack. I think it's good depending on
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my mood, because if I reallywant to like irritate somebody, it maybe
something like loud or crunchy or stinky. That'd be funny for me. But
I think preferred probably would be likedrop the chocolates. Oh good choice,
yeah, okay, because I wantsomething, I think it's like kind of
nibble on. I differ a guitar. Here's a proper chocolate over salty anyway.
Well, I prefer chocolate over saltytoo, but I tend to go
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more overboard with chocolate, so Ifeel like I would inhale it and it
wouldn't be necessarily the whole like discso I would go. I would probably
gravitates, gravitate more towards like I'mon the honey barbecue. Oh okay,
I like And you can also likethem really crunchy if you want to like
somebody, Yeah, you can justopen mouth chew just like that. Absolutely,
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Okay. I see these are thequestions. It got hard hitting one.
People care about the answers too,of course, this is what's up.
Okay, that's what I'm saying.All right, would you like a
good one? Would you like adifferent one? Okay? Now will What
was the weirdest thing that you haveever done to get attention? For some
from someone? I don't know.I'm pretty loud in general, if you
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haven't noticed. So I think thatthat, whether I intend to or not,
just kind of works for me.I'm also just like super awkward too,
so I think just volume and justpure awkwardness for better or for worse.
Okay, that's how you got yourhusband? Yeah? Yeah, yeah,
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pretty much? What about you?What was the question? How do
you ask you? It's on yourphone a host of I don't know where
it was. I'm have done,okay, we have done. Okay,
which animal do you believe would bethe meanest if you if they could talk.
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Oh, I've asked the ad.Yeah, okay, I think a
cat cat just a shug of asscat because my first thought is like,
okay, maybe something aggressive like ashark or like that gorilla. But then
I feel like they're just misunderstooding becausethey just like give off this like mean
hedge. Yeah, but like Ijust think it cat's gonna be like what
the fuck are you looking at?Yeah? I kind of I was along
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the same route with the same routethere it's a cat, but it's like
a like a lion or a tiger. Those would be kind of assholes in
mind. Sure, well they gotthe ego, the cat ego. Yeah,
yeah, assholes. I'm not reallythat scared right now. I whole
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it. Want I just do likeone more it make you feel comfortable.
What's the most impressive what's the firstimpressive thing that's ever happened at work,
like to me or just ripped?How do you want it to look?
I don't know if you were streamingout, I'm just decided to move on.
(11:09):
Okay, cool. I literally haven'tlooked the questions. I'm just thinking
up. I've never read them before. My body prep. For sure,
we should not the prep for theshow. Now, this is right?
Do it? I think it's agreat time. Welcome to our rehearsal guys.
Yeah, hi, oh wow,oh yeah that's it. Yeah,
we're gonna get the dessert Eyland onethat you started. Okay, cool?
(11:31):
Okay, Ready, do you're gonnagive you like a tease around what it's
about or just like Reula, justget into it. No, I just
think you should get into it,Okay. I mean I feel like it's
the premise of tonight. Okay,ready, buckle up, got ready.
I got this from hupping to Post. Okay, Okay, it's an article
obviously, and I'm going to tellyou what the title the article is that
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I saw that maybe go I needto know more about this, Okay.
Then when I read it, Isaid, we're gonna go about this hot
show. They're probably very appropriate,Okay. Florida Aquarium blames Manatee's death on
high intensity sex with another mail.I did see this on the news.
(12:13):
Did did you read? Yeah?I didn't read about it. It was
just it was on the news.I was like, I'm sorry, but
I didn't read more into it.So I'm like you know what, I
manatees are gonna be the tea,Like, I guess this is a shore
and before we tell them not tomanatee, you know, I mean they
I feel like we should. Butapparently it wasn't a big deal. But
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I have not got into it them. Well, there's only like a little
bit of a great whole article,just like a little bits there, yea,
what really give you the details ofit? So apparently poor Hugh has
the manatee who has it has basedWell, yeah, they're you know,
the the aquarium, So me hitmen come up for me. So here
the nnate right. He died froma fourteen point five centimeter rip and his
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colon caused by sexual encounter with anothermale whose name is either Buffet or Buffet.
I'm gonna choose to go with Buffetbecause because he was a Buffet.
Buffet is also he was brother.Oh wow mm okay, yeah, Like
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apparently apparently like they were fooling around, and I guess they had seen it
happened in the aquarium, but likeit was never aggressive before. Is that
when they were okay with it?I don't know, but I guess Hugh
had been like acting kind of funky, and they were monitoring him because he
got ripped colon yeah okay, andapparently they were monitoring his behavior, watching
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him closely, and then all ofa sudden, he became like unresponsive,
and then they realized he had passedaway. And then when they were checking
it out, they realized he diedfrom a fourteen point five seimeter rib and
he was calling caused by a sexualencounter. I don't think did they see
the sexual account. I think peopleit sounds like people had witnessed it before
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and it would never had an issue, so they just let it keep happening,
I guess, And I guess fromthe constant m I was gonna use
a word, I'm not gonna doall your sister and yourself. Yeah,
because I found like once I saidthat, i'd be like, well it
was gonna say, but I guess, like the constant interaction, it really
just took a tool. Wow's whathappens. And I found the article and
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I thought it was funny at first, and then because it was very unexpected
and like what I never heard ofan animal die me, right, But
then the more I read about it, I thought I felt really bad for
you. Right, what did hedo? And why was so? Why
was he the target? But andlike he guys, likely it. Now
it's all over how to be bothit? Now I'm reading it on our
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show like you're saying, poor,yeah, justice for you. I don't
know what we do, Pash,just's you for you? For you.
Let's not thinking yeah, well sincemy first one was a US, which
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is fine, it was great.I mean I still have it, if
I still have more, you neverdo the big come back around ever any
more? Question? No? Okay, okay, So what we're gonna do
is I've found this and okay,so I don't go on Reddit. Let's
just I'm just gonna get it outthere. Okay. But obviously when you're
looking up articles and in certain thingsor whatever, it'll be a Reddit reference
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shot come from asually. So fromReddit, there is a section on there
that's called am I an asshole?Okay? Okay? So which is?
It goes through like a bunch ofdifferent stories. Basically somebody's asking if they're
an asshole in a specific situation.Okay, you're ready, I'm very ready.
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Okay. This is called the HornyWife. Okay. I love everything
about this. Okay, Okay,ready, ready, great, So my
wife or sorry, my husband hasspent two months in a different state for
work. He came back nine daysago. I'm obviously thrilled he's back,
and I've missed him a lot.I was hoping that we would be able
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to spend some time together, justthe two of us. However, his
mother came over when he when hewas supposed to come home. I was
slightly annoyed, but I know shewas excited to see her son because he
was back. However, she neverleft top lot like I like. I
was prepared to deal with her beingthere for day like one and day two,
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but not nine days. Because she'sbeen here for nine days, we
haven't had a second time, secondof time together. She insists on staying
here instead of at a hotel.For the record, she lives an hour
away. The guest room is rightnext to ours, and the walls are
very thin. When the two ofus go out, she comes with us
or makes one of us stay withher, because otherwise we would be bad
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hosts quote unquote. So obviously,she says that she follows us around the
house constantly. We want to coddleand watch movie. She's sitting in the
arm chair right next to us.We want to go on to a roommated
restaurant, but we always have toget a table for three because she always
invites herself. We even left herin the living room to go chet fit
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sing, left her as if theywere like abandoned right in the same house,
in the livering rooms. Can gochat in our room, but she
follows us chat is in quotes.Obviously they want to have a little,
a little saxety time. So earliertoday I just asked her relief, even
though both of us had been hintingat it that she just needs to go.
She kept saying that she wasn't readyto go yet and one of more
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time with her son. I triedtelling her we wanted some alone time,
and she kept insisting to join us. Finally I snapped. Then I sapped
and said, since you seem tobe oblivious, I'm gonna put this bluntly,
I want to fuck your son.If you can I say that?
Can I say that on YouTube?I just realize that I'm just saying,
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Okay, no, good question.I I don't this is a different format.
If you don't want to see orhear, then you need to leave
I know this isn't the class yearsresponse ever, but I was frustrated anyway.
She yelled at me, but eventuallyleft. We finally got to have
our lone time. But now sheis blowing us up on our phones,
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saying that I am disgusting and haveno respect for her, her son,
or myself. She keeps telling myhusband that she or that he shouldn't be
with someone so crude, and howdare he let me speak to her like
that? I'm not sure you getthe I'm sure you get the idea.
I know what I said was reallyinappropriate, but hey, am I an
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asshole? No? Don't, no, one hundred s no, I agree.
I have a couple of things,okay. One. I also like
her husband for saying nothing my mother? Why? Sorry mom? Okay?
And also once against her point,if she's not even who cares half sex
anyway, she has to know youdo it well, you're a married couple.
Astly reel why she didn't happen?Why if she knows she's kind of
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flocking, she knows it. She'sobviously a mama's boy a hundred percent,
so of course he's not gonna wantto have anything her. Well, yeah,
he's not gonna want to have anykind of relationship with her, relations
with her while while she's there.I don't think it was inappropriate. I
think it's funny that she was like, I don't like your son. That's
the hilarities at the point she's endup saying she just nat Yeah, but
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good for her, I know,and also like shame on the mom for
like I think she was intentionally doingit and not getting any because she doesn't
get clearly he doesn't like the wife. And then she got embarrassed that she
she called her out and asked herto leave. So now she's just trying
to like take it out of herYeah, not an asshole, hundred send
right. I agree. I thinkher husband grow an ashole because he didn't
say anything of her home. Heneeds to step up and maybe not invite
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his mother or if she wants tocome or if she's dead, Hey,
why don't you come on this day? How does he give us come for
dinner? Yes, they may go, or if she wants to say that,
like don't come night one, maybenight for three or something. She'll
lives an hour away, she cango home, she can go home anytime
anytime after dinner even in the middleof the night. Here's your desserts to
go. But by you get thecall, you know what, I'll buy
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you a dessert you leave that.I don't know that dessert like it or
whatever? Okay? Is it achocolate cookie to like for the baby?
Oh? Yeah, dooee, I'minterested in Yeah. Okay, good story.
Not an asshole, not an asshole? I agree? Do you agree
they agreed to unanimous? Okay,this is this is my last one I
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had to Okay. Okay, SoI thought it would be fun to look
at like zodiac stuff and like somehoroscope things, right, Okay, I
don't I don't know how much Ibelieve the zodiac stuff it was. I
don't know because I'm a Taurust andyou're an a Quarius. Yeah, So,
like, oh, I'm really intoit. I think it's very interesting.
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I really do. Like, Ithink it's so good to read about
that kind of stuff or read aboutthat compatibility things. And I do think
then a lot of people's like zodiacsign kind of describing my dude, have
that. A lot of it's kindof ache like a hard time. Okay.
I also don't understand when it sayslike somebody is something moon rising.
I don't know what that. Oh, I don't know that means either,
and I tried googling it and Idon't like it. Says no way,
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I can resign it back to you. It's like, I guess it's like
when you're born, Like what thewhead the moon was in the sky basically,
yeah, and like if that's likelike I'm a taurust and it's like
yeah, but was it like alibroom? I don't like, does that
affect my personally? I like,so do I have like libra tendencies because
split personality? It all makes sense. I don't know. And you don't
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like comment or something and explain itto us. I don't know what the
moon thing means, but I domind it very interesting. Okay, well
that's good. Okay. So Idid a couple of things. Okay,
I did a zodiac compatibility of aTaurus and Aquario. Oh my gosh,
I wasn't to see how compatible weare. And then I did my horror
stop in your horstoe for today.Yeah, okay, so zodiac compatibility.
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When Taurus and aquaries come together,they could move mountains. Yes, we
can't, damn it if yes,they can coordinate their efforts. So maybe
there is some true that feels I'vejust seen right now, and we didn't
have a dozen he's a cancer.Oh yeah, yeah, we'd be sitting
on a cord everyone not doing this. It's not at all on the board.
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Okay. Tauris is practical, downto earth old approach to life is
about the oppositess can be with.Aquarius is unconventional, out of this world
approach to just abet everything. Okay, Okay, that feels fair. Taurist
resists, resists change, and Aquariusis the most progressive of all the told
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votix. Progressive I mean, okay, I would say the first part,
yes, progressive. I think itdepends on the context of how to use
progressive. Sure, progressive as animportant thinking in regards to everybody's love each
other hundreds And I'm very open mindedabout things progressive in another term where like
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getting things done, oh yeah no, not taking an initiative to be like
you just start procrastinating, absolutely,and to use the world he word most
more work to procrastinate anyway. Yeah, okay, how are these two get
along? Then? Well, let'sfind out. Then they appear to have
a few common interests, but theyshare a very strong desire to succeed,
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which means and I didn't put thisin here, this is what I'm saying.
We don't have to believe it.Whatever it is, they make better
business partners than lovers. Okay,the lover's partners ridiculous. And I could
have chosen to take that out,but I did it. I feel like
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it's appropriate. Well, here's thething. If we ever did a confirmation
or like we're gonna be good lovers, now what are we great business partners?
And look at us on our podcast, yes confront Okay, well,
I mean you hear it now,guys, it's we're not gonna wondering.
We're not gonna be lovers. We'renot gonna be lovers, but we try
and look at this duo, goodbusiness partners, good the chemistry, and
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that's it. It's great. Yeah, it's great, just partners. And
even though I do love you,I love you too, but I guess
it's the best. But not inthe bedroom. Sorry, it's fine,
you're okay, so trus Yes,thank you. Yes, give yourself plenty
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of time and space to stretch outand enjoy your home. Dear Taurus as
Venus. I don't see this isthe thing, like if Venus isn't retrograde
and the Leo's son active in thesector of your chart that governs domestic lists,
I don't somebody tell me what thehell is. So basically, it
sounds like you are happy in yourhouse right now? I am. I
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have purple lot. Okay, thesebugs, we'll have a strong restorative impact.
When you schedule more downtime for thedesire to come up, you need
to find a different website to find. It's a lot worse basically to home.
Purpose for a group. Don't goout a group for walls. Okay,
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Ready for yours? You like petthe pr balls? Is it hi?
Okay? Okay, ready for yours? I'm ready. Aquarius. You
might think aquarians are loose, butthey've only seen that way because they're actually
insane. Not saying that. Itdoes not say that you're lying. You're
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she lying. Don't listen to hers. Oh drink, I can't deal with
this ship. You're just good betif you're done, and this is one,
we can't love her. She's abit you know what? For me,
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Venus is a retrograde for means insane. She doesn't even know what it
means. That's all I'm saying.Oh my gosh, well no I don't
have anything else. Oh my gosh, I can't. Okay, okay,
we'll end on that. Nope,that's okay. So you know what,
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this is our one and only episode. So it's nice meeting everybody in court.
He's quidding, so I'll be lookingfor anywhere. They're gonna be doing
interviews right after this. So weonly required it at your aquarius because apparently
we're great business partners side. Pleasesubmit your applications to dozens and he will
filter it for a Quarius right specifically. Yeah, okay, great, Okay,
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you next time. By the b
Hi friends. Hi, Before youhopp into our first episode, we wanted
to give you a little bit ofa disclaimer, not like anything's in appropriate
or anything, it's just because itis. But that's not that's disclaimer.
It's that we were having a littlebit of technical difficulty while recording our first
episode, so this sound quality isnot as good as it is right now.
(00:24):
But the episode is still fantastic.You're gonna get a huge kick out
of it. So definitely check itout and then go check on our second
one too. Okay, and subscribeand like everything, do it all.
Thanks Bobby, Hi, were weHey, Sunny? Are you? I'm
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we have now, it's the professionaljust to putting girls filling it up to
look at us. Got so asyou guys, maybe where we used to
do a whole bunch of episodes onscary movies, which more, which more
more? Cortis thing my thing,that's true. I love them even though
we're not doing it nice to lovethem. I think it's all walking out
(01:42):
the any wine, right, Butwe decided to do a little bit more
of like I'm would say, random, but kind of random fied, No,
very much random. Where we're gonnado obviously our normal format where it's
on and wherever you subscribe to podcasts, but we are also going to be
on YouTube. So whatever you're hearingearballs is going to be visual on YouTube
for you to watch as well.So I mean, just pick one.
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We're both all, oh, andyou're sure you subscribe. You have to
subscribe and you can hit the littlebutton so you can notifications. This is
like a new thing, guy,it's new for us. We haven't done
it some you know, a coupleof times. But the big thing is
with YouTube is we currently have onehundred and thirty eight subscribers right. Our
goal is five hundred five end ofthe year. So we do get to
(02:29):
five hundred, go on to yourfriends computers or phones and just like subscribe
for them. I'm down to theservice because they're gonna love it. Ultimately
and help us get to five hundred. They don't know what they're missing.
Doing for them, force them,you're pressure. Everybody's doing it. But
basically every episode I'm gonna have,I got two or three and qualm and
(02:51):
two or three just random topics we'regonna talk about. It could be horror
related, could not be, usuallywon't be. But neither one of us
know what the other person's I talkabout. So it'll be a surprise to
you guys, and one of usto talk. Great, so back them.
You know what, I'm terrified?Are you tipsy? I am chissy?
Do you want to tell you what? Why would your teeth is?
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It's your favorite? Yes, guys, in this little glass right here,
which happened at Natcharcor I mean,I mean mean actually it's a it's seen
a margarita. Yeah, it's thisis my favorite. It's peenu Greeze,
right, Peeno gree Pino gree girls. That's fine. We really love roback.
I know it isn't the robot,okay. Yeah, And so we're
(03:34):
a little chat cheese in here.So if you guys look close enough,
you'll see some were a little crowbacks. I'm terrified chitsystrikes. Yeah, and
also just like a little sidebar.If you hear like random chuckling more giggling.
Dustin's over there in the corner,listening on headphones. He's kind of
being a creeper right now, majorcreeper making you feel roll on comfortable,
trying to peek behind the lighting thatwe have staring at courting right now.
(03:57):
But if you hear random like chuckling, or you see and he's like moving
a bit, it's because it doesn'tholding his last room. I'm also when
he laughs, it's it's a wholejar. It's like a gyration happening over
in the corner. Doesn't stop generating. Gonna go, no, it just
doesn't. Don't worry about him.Okay, so we get started. I
(04:17):
never should Okay. I thought it'dbe really funny if we started with a
joke. Okay, okay, okay, Well yeah with me. Are you
gonna work a joke because she's stillprepared already? Well you gonna tell me
what you're doing? So well,lucky for you, I'm prepared with a
(04:38):
joke. Why would I what wouldI be prepared? Did you tell me
prepared for a joke. No shedidn't from who not mean? Let me
apologize. Guys, all the lovewas prepared. Okay, want to hear
my joke? And they're making getstarted because why I passed his offer to
drive? I mean, okay,okay, ready it was knock knock?
(05:01):
Who's there? Control freak? Controlnow is when you say control for you?
She finds it funny. She reallysaid to it. Oh my god,
(05:21):
people are exciting off right now?How are you? People are eating
people? I can eat people allgo back? Who is Courtney one of
them? This was not my idea. She may have to hop out of
courteous leaving when we're having for hostingpodcast interview session. Yeah, and that
(05:44):
was a vigital medium too. I'mvery excited about that. Oh my god,
this is great. I feel duperight now. I feel like this
is an attack on me. Ifeel like he was but it only one
here. I can't help that pryingto make me feel and prepare. I
don't know, I don't know whatI'm doing. Can I just say one
(06:05):
thing? Please? Your reaction wasfar beter than I justified. I really
excited. How I would you know? What? It probably would have been
different? Have this not have beenpeople watching you right now? This is
this is not this is purt meis I wouldn't be Yeah, okay,
I would have just got a goodrole. It's fine, okay, So
do you want to go first withyour topic? Don't like alternate topics and
(06:27):
you tell me go even? So? Okay? I think, so okay
what I was gonna do because Ifeel like it's far more better than a
joke right at the beginning. It'sa pretty job start, I think,
is it though? I think sookay? Well, I was just gonna
try to get everybody on board inregards to like questions so that people can
get to know what's a little bitbetter. Oh, my first topic is
(06:50):
gonna look crazy compared to this.Who would you invite to suffer? I
don't know if I like stuck orthat would really dinner? That's okay,
he's fine with it whether they aredead or alive. Can't you want to
have dinner one person or just wasn'tmatter dead or a life, It doesn't
(07:11):
matter they did they a famous person? Didn't? Necessarily you are bared for
yourself. No, I don't youthink these questions and didn't think of an
answer absolutely, Okay, I pant. I don't know. I was like,
I thought you would have like onein the chamber ors on this oh
please, dead world? Interesting.I feel very much on the spot and
(07:35):
I can't think of people are I'mlike, let's draft what Okay, I
have one that's better, right,We're just gonna get it completely. What
is your preferred office snack? Okay? See this is I know. I
don't I was sick, so Iwas wanting think you want to talking about
food quickly? Okay? Preferred officesnack. I think it's good depending on
(08:00):
my mood, because if I reallywant to like irritate somebody, it maybe
something like loud or crunchy or stinky. That'd be funny for me. But
I think preferred probably would be likedrop the chocolates. Oh good choice,
yeah, okay, because I wantsomething, I think it's like kind of
nibble on. I differ a guitar. Here's a proper chocolate over salty anyway.
Well, I prefer chocolate over saltytoo, but I tend to go
(08:22):
more overboard with chocolate, so Ifeel like I would inhale it and it
wouldn't be necessarily the whole like discso I would go. I would probably
gravitates, gravitate more towards like I'mon the honey barbecue. Oh okay,
I like And you can also likethem really crunchy if you want to like
somebody, Yeah, you can justopen mouth chew just like that. Absolutely,
(08:48):
Okay. I see these are thequestions. It got hard hitting one.
People care about the answers too,of course, this is what's up.
Okay, that's what I'm saying.All right, would you like a
good one? Would you like adifferent one? Okay? Now will What
was the weirdest thing that you haveever done to get attention? For some
from someone? I don't know.I'm pretty loud in general, if you
(09:11):
haven't noticed. So I think thatthat, whether I intend to or not,
just kind of works for me.I'm also just like super awkward too,
so I think just volume and justpure awkwardness for better or for worse.
Okay, that's how you got yourhusband? Yeah? Yeah, yeah,
(09:33):
pretty much? What about you?What was the question? How do
you ask you? It's on yourphone a host of I don't know where
it was. I'm have done,okay, we have done. Okay,
which animal do you believe would bethe meanest if you if they could talk.
(09:56):
Oh, I've asked the ad.Yeah, okay, I think a
cat cat just a shug of asscat because my first thought is like,
okay, maybe something aggressive like ashark or like that gorilla. But then
I feel like they're just misunderstooding becausethey just like give off this like mean
hedge. Yeah, but like Ijust think it cat's gonna be like what
the fuck are you looking at?Yeah? I kind of I was along
(10:18):
the same route with the same routethere it's a cat, but it's like
a like a lion or a tiger. Those would be kind of assholes in
mind. Sure, well they gotthe ego, the cat ego. Yeah,
yeah, assholes. I'm not reallythat scared right now. I whole
(10:39):
it. Want I just do likeone more it make you feel comfortable.
What's the most impressive what's the firstimpressive thing that's ever happened at work,
like to me or just ripped?How do you want it to look?
I don't know if you were streamingout, I'm just decided to move on.
(11:09):
Okay, cool. I literally haven'tlooked the questions. I'm just thinking
up. I've never read them before. My body prep. For sure,
we should not the prep for theshow. Now, this is right?
Do it? I think it's agreat time. Welcome to our rehearsal guys.
Yeah, hi, oh wow,oh yeah that's it. Yeah,
we're gonna get the dessert Eyland onethat you started. Okay, cool?
(11:31):
Okay, Ready, do you're gonnagive you like a tease around what it's
about or just like Reula, justget into it. No, I just
think you should get into it,Okay. I mean I feel like it's
the premise of tonight. Okay,ready, buckle up, got ready.
I got this from hupping to Post. Okay, Okay, it's an article
obviously, and I'm going to tellyou what the title the article is that
(11:52):
I saw that maybe go I needto know more about this, Okay.
Then when I read it, Isaid, we're gonna go about this hot
show. They're probably very appropriate,Okay. Florida Aquarium blames Manatee's death on
high intensity sex with another mail.I did see this on the news.
(12:13):
Did did you read? Yeah?I didn't read about it. It was
just it was on the news.I was like, I'm sorry, but
I didn't read more into it.So I'm like you know what, I
manatees are gonna be the tea,Like, I guess this is a shore
and before we tell them not tomanatee, you know, I mean they
I feel like we should. Butapparently it wasn't a big deal. But
(12:33):
I have not got into it them. Well, there's only like a little
bit of a great whole article,just like a little bits there, yea,
what really give you the details ofit? So apparently poor Hugh has
the manatee who has it has basedWell, yeah, they're you know,
the the aquarium, So me hitmen come up for me. So here
the nnate right. He died froma fourteen point five centimeter rip and his
(12:58):
colon caused by sexual encounter with anothermale whose name is either Buffet or Buffet.
I'm gonna choose to go with Buffetbecause because he was a Buffet.
Buffet is also he was brother.Oh wow mm okay, yeah, Like
(13:22):
apparently apparently like they were fooling around, and I guess they had seen it
happened in the aquarium, but likeit was never aggressive before. Is that
when they were okay with it?I don't know, but I guess Hugh
had been like acting kind of funky, and they were monitoring him because he
got ripped colon yeah okay, andapparently they were monitoring his behavior, watching
(13:48):
him closely, and then all ofa sudden, he became like unresponsive,
and then they realized he had passedaway. And then when they were checking
it out, they realized he diedfrom a fourteen point five seimeter rib and
he was calling caused by a sexualencounter. I don't think did they see
the sexual account. I think peopleit sounds like people had witnessed it before
(14:11):
and it would never had an issue, so they just let it keep happening,
I guess, And I guess fromthe constant m I was gonna use
a word, I'm not gonna doall your sister and yourself. Yeah,
because I found like once I saidthat, i'd be like, well it
was gonna say, but I guess, like the constant interaction, it really
just took a tool. Wow's whathappens. And I found the article and
(14:33):
I thought it was funny at first, and then because it was very unexpected
and like what I never heard ofan animal die me, right, But
then the more I read about it, I thought I felt really bad for
you. Right, what did hedo? And why was so? Why
was he the target? But andlike he guys, likely it. Now
it's all over how to be bothit? Now I'm reading it on our
(14:54):
show like you're saying, poor,yeah, justice for you. I don't
know what we do, Pash,just's you for you? For you.
Let's not thinking yeah, well sincemy first one was a US, which
(15:15):
is fine, it was great.I mean I still have it, if
I still have more, you neverdo the big come back around ever any
more? Question? No? Okay, okay, So what we're gonna do
is I've found this and okay,so I don't go on Reddit. Let's
just I'm just gonna get it outthere. Okay. But obviously when you're
looking up articles and in certain thingsor whatever, it'll be a Reddit reference
(15:39):
shot come from asually. So fromReddit, there is a section on there
that's called am I an asshole?Okay? Okay? So which is?
It goes through like a bunch ofdifferent stories. Basically somebody's asking if they're
an asshole in a specific situation.Okay, you're ready, I'm very ready.
(16:00):
Okay. This is called the HornyWife. Okay. I love everything
about this. Okay, Okay,ready, ready, great, So my
wife or sorry, my husband hasspent two months in a different state for
work. He came back nine daysago. I'm obviously thrilled he's back,
and I've missed him a lot.I was hoping that we would be able
(16:21):
to spend some time together, justthe two of us. However, his
mother came over when he when hewas supposed to come home. I was
slightly annoyed, but I know shewas excited to see her son because he
was back. However, she neverleft top lot like I like. I
was prepared to deal with her beingthere for day like one and day two,
(16:44):
but not nine days. Because she'sbeen here for nine days, we
haven't had a second time, secondof time together. She insists on staying
here instead of at a hotel.For the record, she lives an hour
away. The guest room is rightnext to ours, and the walls are
very thin. When the two ofus go out, she comes with us
or makes one of us stay withher, because otherwise we would be bad
(17:10):
hosts quote unquote. So obviously,she says that she follows us around the
house constantly. We want to coddleand watch movie. She's sitting in the
arm chair right next to us.We want to go on to a roommated
restaurant, but we always have toget a table for three because she always
invites herself. We even left herin the living room to go chet fit
(17:32):
sing, left her as if theywere like abandoned right in the same house,
in the livering rooms. Can gochat in our room, but she
follows us chat is in quotes.Obviously they want to have a little,
a little saxety time. So earliertoday I just asked her relief, even
though both of us had been hintingat it that she just needs to go.
She kept saying that she wasn't readyto go yet and one of more
(17:55):
time with her son. I triedtelling her we wanted some alone time,
and she kept insisting to join us. Finally I snapped. Then I sapped
and said, since you seem tobe oblivious, I'm gonna put this bluntly,
I want to fuck your son.If you can I say that?
Can I say that on YouTube?I just realize that I'm just saying,
(18:18):
Okay, no, good question.I I don't this is a different format.
If you don't want to see orhear, then you need to leave
I know this isn't the class yearsresponse ever, but I was frustrated anyway.
She yelled at me, but eventuallyleft. We finally got to have
our lone time. But now sheis blowing us up on our phones,
(18:41):
saying that I am disgusting and haveno respect for her, her son,
or myself. She keeps telling myhusband that she or that he shouldn't be
with someone so crude, and howdare he let me speak to her like
that? I'm not sure you getthe I'm sure you get the idea.
I know what I said was reallyinappropriate, but hey, am I an
(19:02):
asshole? No? Don't, no, one hundred s no, I agree.
I have a couple of things,okay. One. I also like
her husband for saying nothing my mother? Why? Sorry mom? Okay?
And also once against her point,if she's not even who cares half sex
anyway, she has to know youdo it well, you're a married couple.
Astly reel why she didn't happen?Why if she knows she's kind of
(19:26):
flocking, she knows it. She'sobviously a mama's boy a hundred percent,
so of course he's not gonna wantto have anything her. Well, yeah,
he's not gonna want to have anykind of relationship with her, relations
with her while while she's there.I don't think it was inappropriate. I
think it's funny that she was like, I don't like your son. That's
the hilarities at the point she's endup saying she just nat Yeah, but
(19:48):
good for her, I know,and also like shame on the mom for
like I think she was intentionally doingit and not getting any because she doesn't
get clearly he doesn't like the wife. And then she got embarrassed that she
she called her out and asked herto leave. So now she's just trying
to like take it out of herYeah, not an asshole, hundred send
right. I agree. I thinkher husband grow an ashole because he didn't
say anything of her home. Heneeds to step up and maybe not invite
(20:11):
his mother or if she wants tocome or if she's dead, Hey,
why don't you come on this day? How does he give us come for
dinner? Yes, they may go, or if she wants to say that,
like don't come night one, maybenight for three or something. She'll
lives an hour away, she cango home, she can go home anytime
anytime after dinner even in the middleof the night. Here's your desserts to
go. But by you get thecall, you know what, I'll buy
(20:33):
you a dessert you leave that.I don't know that dessert like it or
whatever? Okay? Is it achocolate cookie to like for the baby?
Oh? Yeah, dooee, I'minterested in Yeah. Okay, good story.
Not an asshole, not an asshole? I agree? Do you agree
they agreed to unanimous? Okay,this is this is my last one I
(21:00):
had to Okay. Okay, SoI thought it would be fun to look
at like zodiac stuff and like somehoroscope things, right, Okay, I
don't I don't know how much Ibelieve the zodiac stuff it was. I
don't know because I'm a Taurust andyou're an a Quarius. Yeah, So,
like, oh, I'm really intoit. I think it's very interesting.
(21:22):
I really do. Like, Ithink it's so good to read about
that kind of stuff or read aboutthat compatibility things. And I do think
then a lot of people's like zodiacsign kind of describing my dude, have
that. A lot of it's kindof ache like a hard time. Okay.
I also don't understand when it sayslike somebody is something moon rising.
I don't know what that. Oh, I don't know that means either,
and I tried googling it and Idon't like it. Says no way,
(21:45):
I can resign it back to you. It's like, I guess it's like
when you're born, Like what thewhead the moon was in the sky basically,
yeah, and like if that's likelike I'm a taurust and it's like
yeah, but was it like alibroom? I don't like, does that
affect my personally? I like,so do I have like libra tendencies because
split personality? It all makes sense. I don't know. And you don't
(22:08):
like comment or something and explain itto us. I don't know what the
moon thing means, but I domind it very interesting. Okay, well
that's good. Okay. So Idid a couple of things. Okay,
I did a zodiac compatibility of aTaurus and Aquario. Oh my gosh,
I wasn't to see how compatible weare. And then I did my horror
stop in your horstoe for today.Yeah, okay, so zodiac compatibility.
(22:32):
When Taurus and aquaries come together,they could move mountains. Yes, we
can't, damn it if yes,they can coordinate their efforts. So maybe
there is some true that feels I'vejust seen right now, and we didn't
have a dozen he's a cancer.Oh yeah, yeah, we'd be sitting
on a cord everyone not doing this. It's not at all on the board.
(23:00):
Okay. Tauris is practical, downto earth old approach to life is
about the oppositess can be with.Aquarius is unconventional, out of this world
approach to just abet everything. Okay, Okay, that feels fair. Taurist
resists, resists change, and Aquariusis the most progressive of all the told
(23:22):
votix. Progressive I mean, okay, I would say the first part,
yes, progressive. I think itdepends on the context of how to use
progressive. Sure, progressive as animportant thinking in regards to everybody's love each
other hundreds And I'm very open mindedabout things progressive in another term where like
(23:45):
getting things done, oh yeah no, not taking an initiative to be like
you just start procrastinating, absolutely,and to use the world he word most
more work to procrastinate anyway. Yeah, okay, how are these two get
along? Then? Well, let'sfind out. Then they appear to have
a few common interests, but theyshare a very strong desire to succeed,
(24:08):
which means and I didn't put thisin here, this is what I'm saying.
We don't have to believe it.Whatever it is, they make better
business partners than lovers. Okay,the lover's partners ridiculous. And I could
have chosen to take that out,but I did it. I feel like
(24:29):
it's appropriate. Well, here's thething. If we ever did a confirmation
or like we're gonna be good lovers, now what are we great business partners?
And look at us on our podcast, yes confront Okay, well,
I mean you hear it now,guys, it's we're not gonna wondering.
We're not gonna be lovers. We'renot gonna be lovers, but we try
and look at this duo, goodbusiness partners, good the chemistry, and
(24:56):
that's it. It's great. Yeah, it's great, just partners. And
even though I do love you,I love you too, but I guess
it's the best. But not inthe bedroom. Sorry, it's fine,
you're okay, so trus Yes,thank you. Yes, give yourself plenty
(25:18):
of time and space to stretch outand enjoy your home. Dear Taurus as
Venus. I don't see this isthe thing, like if Venus isn't retrograde
and the Leo's son active in thesector of your chart that governs domestic lists,
I don't somebody tell me what thehell is. So basically, it
sounds like you are happy in yourhouse right now? I am. I
(25:41):
have purple lot. Okay, thesebugs, we'll have a strong restorative impact.
When you schedule more downtime for thedesire to come up, you need
to find a different website to find. It's a lot worse basically to home.
Purpose for a group. Don't goout a group for walls. Okay,
(26:04):
Ready for yours? You like petthe pr balls? Is it hi?
Okay? Okay, ready for yours? I'm ready. Aquarius. You
might think aquarians are loose, butthey've only seen that way because they're actually
insane. Not saying that. Itdoes not say that you're lying. You're
(26:26):
she lying. Don't listen to hers. Oh drink, I can't deal with
this ship. You're just good betif you're done, and this is one,
we can't love her. She's abit you know what? For me,
(26:47):
Venus is a retrograde for means insane. She doesn't even know what it
means. That's all I'm saying.Oh my gosh, well no I don't
have anything else. Oh my gosh, I can't. Okay, okay,
we'll end on that. Nope,that's okay. So you know what,
(27:10):
this is our one and only episode. So it's nice meeting everybody in court.
He's quidding, so I'll be lookingfor anywhere. They're gonna be doing
interviews right after this. So weonly required it at your aquarius because apparently
we're great business partners side. Pleasesubmit your applications to dozens and he will
filter it for a Quarius right specifically. Yeah, okay, great, Okay,
(27:30):
well, obviously, just like ourwebsite, we're still going to our
website. I don't know, we'regonna update some swag, but definitely subscribe
toward you two Channel. Absolutely tellyour friends would subscribe. Hit the button
to hit notification we post new stuff. They're they're somewhere here and we'll see
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