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(00:23):
Hi, friends, welcome back.Hi. Thank you for coming to episode
two, which means you enjoyed episodeone or you just want to see more
of the train wreck that is wasepisode one? Yes, or that is
us And if you haven't seen episodeone, totally fine. Don't stop watching
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post another video, you get notified. Click the button. So as you
guys, may lord from our firstepisode, we are just gonna be talking
about random topics. Neither one ofus know what each other's topics are.
It gives me a little anxiety.I'm not gonna lie. Yeah, I
get I'm excited. I don't likeit. I have excitement, nerves,

(01:11):
excitement, anxiety of like, Idon't know what you have for me.
Yeah, yeah, but yours isusually a lot worse than mine. I'm
not I'm just putting out there.I feel like my topics are a little
tamer than last week's. Okay,but I don't know you mean the judge.
We'll see. Okay, do youwant to start with a topic or

(01:33):
I'm gonna start. It doesn't matterto me. I don't care. I'll
do it. Okay, Okay,Oh wait, I know I said you
could start, but I lied.I am I those I forgot. I
forgot that. I have another stupidjoke for you. It's time for me
to go joke. I don't wantto. I don't like jokes, especially

(01:53):
yours. I'm just gonna tell youthat the bar is not gonna be said
for my jokes, and now I'mgoing to make sure they're intentionally. I
do not have to work in theseconditions. How to refuse? Wait joke?
If she's not? Are you guysready for my joke? Okay?
Great? How do you stop peoplefrom stealing a bagel? This is even

(02:17):
This is stupid, and the questionseven stupid. The answer is going to
be stupider. Yep, yep,So Colertie, how do you stell the
people from stealing a bagel? Seventy? Please tell me you put locks on
it? We are guys, Sam, that's it, okay, try to

(02:38):
compete with that one? Great?Is it my turn? Great? Thank
you so much. I can't waitto find the next one. I can't.
I don't want any more jokes.Too late, I come in your
white girl, I shouldn't have reactedto you because now I'm gonna get them

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now and fuel buying whatever. Okay, are you ready? Can I go?
Yeah? Beat that? Okay?So I found an article, Okay,
it was. There's a bunch.There's like Facebook pages, there's instagrams,
there's all kinds of articles about floridiots, well Florida idiots for those of

(03:20):
you that don't know, yes,but there are a lot. So I
found a couple. You're ready,I'm so ready. Okay. So the
article is called Florida man through livegator in Windy's drive through window. Police
say, oh, okay, thiswas from two thousand and sixteen, so
it was okay, in his vehiclehe did, Okay, Okay, great,
this is in West Palm Beach.We are not in West Palm Beach.

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And a lot of the articles thatI've found south Florida, South Florida
interesting. So okay. So thisis what the article says. Alligators have
been used as shoes, briefcases,university mascots, University of Florida, lund
one and now authorities say a deadlyweapon. I knew the weapon part was

(04:05):
coming. Still loved it. They'rewelcome guys. Joshua James, twenty four,
was arrested Monday and charged with theassault with a deadly weapon without the
intent to kill after Florida Fish andWildlife Conservation officials say he threw a three
and a half foot alligator. It'sserious. That's a decent size and you

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just thrown that it's right, well, I mean a lot of its tail
anyways, Well whatever, little shit. So he threw it in a Palm
Beach County Windy's drive through window inOctober. He's also charged with illegally possessing
an alligator and petty theft. Itwas pretty petty. Jail record show he

(04:54):
was released on a six thousand dollarsbond bail on Tuesday. Did he pay
it with Probably he got his mom'sthat had new shoes. So he was
ordered to have no contact with animals. The people that wrote this article too,
I have. There's more, itgoes, it goes more, Okay,
So here we go, so wildlifequestions, Oh my god. Wildlife

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officer Nicholas Gerran said that his reportthat James drove his pickup truck to the
window about one twenty am on Octobereleventh, after an employee handed James his
drink. He threw the alligator throughthe whim window and drove off so unprompted
nothing, not trying to condone it, but like his order didn't go wrong,

(05:35):
nothing happened. He was just like, yeah, I'm just threw a
gator at a court woman, andwell we're gonna find out. God.
So it goes on to say thatno one was hurt, but the gator
did. They ask the gator tofeeling because you can't just get thrown through
window and landed. I get hurt. I agree. I didn't interview with
this what if it broke a toearticle? So Geran captured the alligator and

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released it into the wild. Geransaid that James was tracked down through video
surveillance and a purchase at a neighborhoodconvenience store. Gurn wrote that James admitted
throwing the alligator in December. Inhis December interview, he said that James
told him that he found the alligatoron the side of the road. As
one does, yes put it inhis truck, Sir James. Mother Linda

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James, told the I Guess Newstation that her son's actions were just a
stupid prank. Oh, Linda,he does this quote unquote, he does
this stuff. I'm sorry, quoteunquote. He does stuff like this because
he thinks it's funny, she says. She said, he meant no harm
and it was no problem in itself. One now, except for the gate,

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except for the gator. No oneanswered the door at the homes listed
at the James family, phones werelisted to the family were all disconnected.
So okay, So James p Ross, Now we're into We have a retired
scientist that we're going to be talkingto. We have a side of involved
in a case where a gator wasthrown door drive through. Yes, who
is wasting their resources on a scientist? Well, the University of Florida.

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So he works for the Department ofWildlife, Ecology and Conservation. I don't
know how you get that degree,do you? What do you going to?
What kind of test you gotta do? Welcome to Florida. Okay.
He said that a three three anda half foot alligator would likely weigh twenty
to thirty pounds, and it's hardbody would deliver quite a jolt if it
struck somebody. He said that thegator's bite would be comparable to a dog's

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and would unlikely cause serious injury.Okay, unlikely to cause serious energy injury.
Oh, there it is, andsnap off a finger, although it
could tear tendons. Okay. Perhapsperhaps the biggest concern would be an infection
if the bite went untreated. Howlong? Okay, queenstop for a second.

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I need to like play through thisin my head or ahead, yes,
coming, because I've read this articlea couple times. This poor I'm
assuming it's mean. I have noidea who the Wendy's drive through employee is,
right, but this poor person,right, Yes, they are at
the drive through. They're already workingat one the fucking morning. I know
the working at Wendy's. Right,just in the drive Wendy's open to the

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one of weird people no matter whattime it is, especially the middle of
night. Right, he was definitelyon something. He's throwing the ears.
Yes, he sing gators. She'slike, okay, come to the second
wind. So then they get thesecond window and she's like, okay,
here's your sweet tea. We knowit's sweet tea. Okay, of course
it is. Here's your sweet tea. Holy fuck, A gator comes fly

(08:35):
at her right, right, likeyou can't have you just you can't prepare
for that. We can't in thegator probably like freaked out. What's he
gonna do. He's gonna try tolet you attack. He's windling in the
air. Just imagine the slow modeof his gator, like oh right,
SlowMo video of it and this poordrivers like so this, let's just assume
they get nicked by like a tooth, right absolutely, because they're just dying.

(08:58):
I just I feel like that's athing, yes, or toe,
like a toe like you said,something skinned of course, cause blood right,
blood is drawn. Right, Sothis poor drive through person is like,
oh god, that's gonna get effectif it goes untreated, and I'm
gonna do I'm gonna treat it.I'm not gonna treat it. I don't
know where that gator has been.It was that guy's car. But who
knows her before that? Right,very true? On the side of the

(09:18):
road. What's in that car?If it there's a gator in the car,
who knows what else is in thatpickup? Okay, that's true.
Let's be real. What else ishe collected on the side of the road.
There there's technis in the pickup?Yes, Nick, that's gonna go
and treated right, she's gonna loseher arm. Who doesn't like clean it
out if there's a wild animal beingthrown at you, Right, anybody you

(09:41):
get a wild animal thrown at youprints it out. Well. But that
guy just put a little sport babyain't a septic. But whatever, Oh
my gosh, Okay, here's thebiggest thing. I'm not go ahead.
Why has nobody interviewed the gator?I would hope to this nobody care he
is mind his own business. Gotpicked up on the side of the road.

(10:01):
Gator. He just walked out.He had just eaten his dinner and
he walked up to the side ofthe road and just chilling. He is
literally chilling in his own backyard.Right. Can you imagine you're in your
backyard and some random dude comes outof nowhere, abducts you, throws you
in his pickup, and chucks youthrough the webbys chopped through Can you imagine
that I heard your day? Itwould ruin your day. And then you

(10:24):
can just start lying at people asyou're going through the window. I wonder
if you got something e while hewas in there. I mean, he
might as well right, okay,and then who got the gator out of
Wendy's? Right? It was thegood thing looking wildlife. Everybody right out
of the store at this point,licking up all the grease and they lick.
I don't know how that works,gonna like, so can I'm all
the grease. I can't even holdit now, it's all greaching. It's

(10:46):
true. Watch out for the fryingin bat. It's just like there,
it's messy. Make sure he doesn'tget into the frying bat. People people
love gator bites. And then like, how long was it in Wendy's because
that whole way and easily disinfected.Well that's quarantined. Well, well there

(11:07):
it is, guys, so somuch. That was a floor idiot,
just a floridiat, a floridiot.Yeah I love that. Uh huh yeah.
So I've got another one. Oh, if you don't want to listen
to it right now, we canwait and we can hold off. They
know what's exciting. You want togo for it? Sure, okay,
here we go. Well, becauseshe's a woman, because well sometimes we're

(11:30):
idiots. Fine, I mean equalopportunity. So this one is Florida woman
was arrested after throwing urine in aneighbor's space and a chicken dispute. Can
we just says Floridians, just stopthrowing ship? Can we just stop?
Just do urin alligators? And thenwhat if they had a little nick on
them and there's urine, I'm a'sgonna cause and shure design goes on.

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Treated, but well, treat allyour moon, treat all of them.
Just pose off. There's your PSAfor the night. Okay. So angered
that the neighbor's chicken had pooped onher back patio, a Florida woman allegedly
retrieved a bucket of pea from herbathroom bucket and proceeded to douse the bird's

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owner with the foul liquid. Accordingto unarrest report, to which I say,
why is there a bucket of peain your bathroom? She's collecting her
own years. I don't Maybe herplumbing doesn't work, so her toilet doesn't
work, so she's peeking in abugget and she's like, well, what
can I do with this? Oror oh okay, right, okay.
The chicken has been a problem fora long time. The chicken has been

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pooping on her porch. First soundslike a while fucking Susan over here.
Okay, She's like, these goddamnchickens won't stop pooping on my porch,
that's true. Yeah, and thenshe's like, how do I get back?
Well, my plumbing doesn't work.I got a whole bucket of piss
in my fasthroom. You do whatthe bucket a piss? I had it
on a rid of it anyway.Yeah, I'm oh my god, I
can't well, what did you callit? What was her name is?

(13:00):
In Susan? Her name is Christine? So I think you read her own
it's s U s A And nope, it's a c h R. Okay,
okay, police busted Christine. Yeah, okay, fifty seven so she's
old enough to know better. Christineon a misdemeter battery charge following a confrontation
late Sunday evening in Palm Haven mobilepark Mobile mobile mob mobebile mobile. Yeah,

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okay, well let's keep doing hismobile thing though. Mobile home park?
Is that right? Sure? Itdoesn't sound right. Okay, it's
a mobile home, that makes sense. It's a trailer park in Saint Petersburg,
cops say, Christine scene on theright. Because there's a their picture.
We should find her, probably findher picture because that'd be funny.
Okay, you see it, Susan. She was mad at the victim.

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His name is Lawrence due to hischicken pooping on the back of the back
patio. So termin went and soit's the same style. Anyway. Hey,
can you just imagine like someone's comingat you and you're like, what
that's gonna get in their mouth?It's gonna get in their mouth? What
I can And if your eyes whatif they have your eyes? What did

(14:18):
they have diseases? Oh, you'regonna get them all all fifty of those
wounds if if you ingest it orgets in your eyes, and there is
in his eyes, it's a hundredeyes in the mouth. You can't stop
that. And if he's yelling no, that's what I'm saying, and it
goes, there's not like it's allover and he's Lincoln. It's like it's
in his eyes. It's gross.Anyways, Welcome to Florida, guys,

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come visit. It's right here.Bring the family. Okay, So mine
are just kind of random. Ifound this on Reddit. Okay, there
was this teacher who was talking abouthave you heard the term coin boys before?
I have not known. Okay,it's stupid, so just prepare yourself
for that. That's not surprising comingout of your mouth. Go ahead.

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I didn't write this on but yeah, it's on our last teachers on Reddit.
Okay. So this guy's a teacherand he's saying that it seems like
every year just like kids have justmore random shit that they're just doing or
whatever. Right, Okay, soI guess in this year is tenth year
of teaching. He most of hisfreshman's have started this thing of where they're

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calling themselves coin boys, okay,where they carry a quarter on them at
all times and basically every decisions atlike the flip of a coin. So
it's like like throughout their entire day. So he says that the newest thing
is this coin thing, right,So they carried around they have their entire
personality revolved around coins, coin flips, and chance. When we went around

(15:52):
doing an icebreaker, four or fivekids said in some variation of I live
and die by the coin as aact. Can you imagine being a freshman
in high school and like you're ateacher and this is what fifteen fourteen year
old kid is like, as anIceberger, Hey, we're gonna go around
the room. Tell us your name. No says I don't like what what?

(16:15):
How was that a thing? What? And then he's just like,
I live a guy, but it'sa quarter. It's your fucking name.
Just say it and move on.Pie piece of gum with it? Cheese
it you? I mean, comeon though. So basically he assigned this
first assignment for the school year,and one of the coin boys said that
heads, he'll do it tails.Now. So like a teachers asking you

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to do something and you flip acoin, and if it says not to
do it, you're just gonna saythey're not doing it. And I think
so right, So this teacher's like, okay, if you flip the coin,
that's fine, but like I'm callingyour house like, well, yeah,
you're getting in trouble. So thefirst kid said heads would ever find
no, Yes, I do it, tails don't. The first kid did
it, got heads, So hehas to do the assignment right because he
lives and dies by the fucking coin. Of course they all do yes.

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So now it creates this like snowballoffense. And the next kid is like
I live and die by the quarter. So he flips it and he gets
tails, so he refuses to doit. So he's like, that's fine,
I'm still gonna call your house.So his first day of well,
the first day back to school,was a bunch of these kids living and
dying by this quarter coin flips,and he called people's parents of like yourselfs

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a fucking idiot. By the way, who came up with this? I
don't know, and like, likewhere does it start? Where does this
come from? Like where do thesekids just like, oh, this coin
thing is like what kids are?Stupid? Fun? What's wrong with you?
Bid? Could you imagine I thinkif I was in high school and
I was like nah, brah principlebye, could you imagine one parents would

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be like, you are an idiot? Yeah, you're not doing this coin
shit anymore. No, No,doesn't you have anything to say? I
don't. In the corner, ifyou guys hear him, he's in the
corner, he's Mike. He's laughing. So I feel like he needs to
have some attention. I flipped acoin, it says, I don't have

(18:08):
to say anything. I think wedo our like podcast meeting. He's now
we're going to have to decide thingsby like I flip of a coin.
Yeah, absolutely, I participate thisone. Nope, sorry, sorry,
man, that's stupid, so stupid. Oh my god. So okay,
but like how I don't Yep,that's it. I don't have anything to

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say. It's dumb. That's allI have to say about that. You're
not wrong, you're not wrong.So okay, So you're ready for mine.
So I have another that I didin the last episode. It's from
Reddit and it is am I anasshole. So I love these I was
like reading through all kinds of them, and this might be like a normal

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thing on our I'm just saying Ilove great and we have plenty of opinions,
so it's gonna go great. Absolutely, this was a little length thing.
Okay, we're okay with it.Okay, Okay, you've got some
time drink some more. You're drippingwine. Had to put ice in it,
so it's just the condensation. It'snot the wine. Don't worry.
It's just a conversation. Oh mygod, it's not filling wine. Oh
my god. You get a newglass. Your purple glass is leakings like

(19:12):
elbow out so far who drinks thisway, you're almost out of the shot.
Actually as much an elbow room todrink. Did you get it?
Is it a better angle of whenyou're drinking it taste doesn't go down the
hatch a little bit better? Ittaste better? Do do you need your
pinky up as well? Oh it'smissing woods. She can't drink like that,

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Thank you, thank you? FuckOkay, ready, okay, so
this one's called the Justified Bride.Ready, So I am a I am
getting married to my fiance, orI am I'm engaged. Guys, eula,
thank you? Tell me? Yeahsady bridemaid or four girl something a

(20:03):
flower girl? I can like,I'll work it. As long as you
were sunglasses and then you were afanny pack that I've seen videos where they
were the Yeah, I think youshould do that. Okay, just give
me or I'll just make you dresslike a little girl with like a little
white, like fluffy dress and havea basket. That's like really yes,
but you turn them down your wedding. So you decide what you want to

(20:25):
do. Okay, Okay, Iwant to embarrass you. Okay, let
me know that's what I would do. Guys, it's not me. I'm
not getting. I'm not getting I'malready married. So she's getting married in
a little under three weeks. Okay. Everything has been going amazing with the
planning, and she's ecstatic for theday. She's This is kind of in

(20:48):
her perspective. My best friend Cassie, whom I've been friends with since I
was ten years old, is mymaid of honor. She is truly one
of the sweetest people I've ever met, and she has stuck with me through
everything. She's been the biggest helpin the planning, in this planning process,
and I wouldn't trade her for theworld. Okay, so nice,
right? Yeah? Is that whatyou would say about me? And their
tours and Aquari episode one throw back? Can we throw back to one episode?

(21:15):
I don't. Yeah, is thatgot back? I mean it is
back, but it's not very farback. However, I've never been the
biggest fan of her girlfriend, Sophie. I always show her respect and try
to include her in things, butshe's a huge introvert and sometimes it can
come off as disrespectful in return.Okay, but they always seem to be

(21:37):
very happy together, so I hopeshe warms she warms up to me a
little bit in time, Okay,she goes, they've already been together a
year and a half together. Thereyou go, that's a significant amount of
time, though, Yeah, itis, so you would think that she
would have broken down the walls alittle bit, gotten more comfortable, got
a little bit more comfortable. Okay. Several days ago, Sophie approached me

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asking if it'd be okay if sheproposed during my reception. She claimed it
would be a great way for Cassieand I to bond more, having our
weddings linked in all of that,not that we needed to or needed any
more time to bond. She's alreadymy other half. Okay. I love
Cassie to death, but I'd neverI'd never allow that for anyone. I

(22:25):
shut the idea down immediately, andSophie got all pissy and mad at me
and left. Sophie's the girlfriend Sophieis, Yes, correct, Sophie's a
girlfriend that is very introvert. Theynever really connect me. Yeah, so
I don't need your permission anyways,is what this girl said, and walked
out of the door. This mademe fearful that she was going to attempt

(22:47):
it anyways, So I went toCassie kid. Needless to say, Cassie,
Cassie was mad. I never reallyI never really see her get angry,
but she was livid, which,okay, I mean it was her
proposal. She's going to get marriedor you know, engaged or whatever.
Panther friend for telling her, ormet at her girlfriend for planning it during

(23:11):
someone else's wedding. We're gonna findout, okay, Okay. So she
apologized, apologized profusely, and saidthat she couldn't believe Sophie would ever think
of doing something like that, andthat was the end of the conversation.
Okay. However, two days ago, I got another call from Sophie braiding
me for spoiling her plan to propose, and was informed that Cassie would be

(23:32):
attending the wedding by herself and iscurrently not speaking to her. So now
they're broken up or they're not talkingto each other. I don't know how
far that is. I was concernedthat that wasn't the entire story, so
I called Cassie. She was amess. She was saying that her parents,
she was staying at her parents rightnow, and she and disinvited Sophie

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as her plus one because she wasscared Sophie would have proposed anyways given the
chance, and she didn't want toruin my wedding. Okay, nice friend,
right. I told her to comeand stay with me for a while
instead, and she showed up severalhours later, still a complete mess.
She said that she and Sophie hada huge fight, of course, and

(24:15):
she is reconsidering whether or not shewanted to stay in the relationship altogether.
According to Cassie, these huge fightsare a common occurrence. Interesting. Okay,
I feel awful for ruining her proposaland potentially ruining her relationship. Cassie
has been picking herself. Cassie hasbeen picking herself up in front of me

(24:37):
and continuing to be a great lastminute to do or doing the last minute
to do this for my wedding.Okay, but I've caught her crying while
I'm not around. I love herand I don't want her to resent me
for this, So I need toknow am I the asshole? And is
there anything I can do to fixthis? Okay? Their relationship was toxic

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before I proposed a conversation, sothat has nothing to do with the woman
who wrote the article agrees I guess. Yeah, here's the thing. I
agree with her because because it's theirday, it's her day, it is
her day, and she has everyright to have a daby about her correct.

(25:22):
I think that Sophie and Cassie wason board with it, yes,
And I think Sophie did the rightthing about asking absolutely, But if you're
going to ask somebody to permission,you have to repair it for every answer
no. So if they give youa no, okay, it is what,
it doesn't mean you be proposed toher, that's right, like a
different day. You didn't have tobe her wedding. And if she's acknowledging
that her that like Sophie and thegirl aren't close, why why amn't acknowledge

(25:47):
it? I don't know who's closer, will it? Because you're still going
to a bitch right right? SoI feel like obviously their friendship is obviously
way more tighter than the relationship beingYes, so I'm gonna agree. I
don't think she's the asshole. Idon't think she's the asshole because it sounds
like poor Cassie and so he's likea pot toxic regardless. Right now,

(26:10):
I think that she I feel likein her. She's thinking that she's the
asshole for saying something, and Igive that. Cassie, I get that.
Yeah, so I mean she kindof it was Cassie. I don't
think she really cared about Sophia atall. It felt guilty, of course
she did. But that doesn't meanthat you don't get engaged. You just
don't think your own day. It'syour wedding, you do whatever the fucking
war day. Yes, have yourown ideas, your own identity. Don't

(26:33):
use my wedding. Get out ofhere paying for your proposal too, paying
for my wedding. Yeah, Idon't saying no to the assho I agree.
I don't think she's the asshole either. No comment you think, what
do you think? Because we clearlydon't think that she is the asshole.
But let us, don't you think, because I'd love to see other people

(26:53):
have a different Absolutely, I meanbecause there could be, which I mean,
I think we're right, but hey, well here you're common. We
want to see them great for mine. Okay, okay, So my thought
process was we're always hearing things aboutmillennials. Yes, and both of us

(27:15):
are millennials. Yeah, I'm atthe top end of it. I'm at
the deer, but as far asthe years ago, technically a millennials,
I'm technically a millennials, so andI'm like right there on it. So
I am, yeah, I canidentify as one, fine with that,
but I feel like as millennials weget a bad right absolutely, And I

(27:36):
think people just like to say thingsabout millennials. It's just like a blanket
statement. I agree. So Iwas like, what are some interesting thing
about millenials? So I thought awebsite it's literally called millennials age range dot
com okay, and it had likesix facts about millennials. Okay, So

(27:56):
I'm gonna read them see if wecan relate to them. Okay, And
if you guys have anything that youcan relate to or you disagree with,
I feel like and comment below ifyou know what it is. But I
remember reading a while ago before yougo into yours that there is like there
are sections. So I read thatthere were different like tears of the millennial

(28:17):
Oh okay section because I can't rememberhow many years it is, but it
was like I think it's from eightyone to ninety four or ninety six,
okay, So I think it waslike it was like youngest middle and like
the oldest of the millennials. I'veheard that before, and I feel like
because I obviously I still relate toit, because I still like the old
school way of doing things, butI still am okay with doing the earlier

(28:40):
section of the years. I'm kindof in the middle of it. Yeah,
so I'm like, I kind ofsometimes I gear more towards things of
that like before my time, becausethat's what I'm used to, but then
I revert back to like a millennialtype mindset too, So it's kind of
it's kind of a mix. Ican see that. That's the logic that
I make sense because I think I'mlike right in the heart of it.
Yeah, in the middle. You'relike, you are in there, so

(29:02):
I think I'm probably we'll see,we'll see, Okay, Okay, so
this why I didn't know. Okay, Apparently there are several names other than
just millennial. Okay, So otherrenowned but less popular names include eco boomers.
Eco boomers don't like that interesting generationme. I don't like that.
That's dumb. That sounds very selfcentered, right, that's why people millennials

(29:26):
are who's only heard generation why?And okay, usually short to gen why
okay, okay, why you knowwhy? Why? Sunny has shown that
millennials have at least thirty other nicknames. Interesting is it because we want more
than one? Anyway? But let'sdecide, really how many other nicknames that

(29:48):
other generations have? Is it justmillennials that have that man nicknames? Probably
more anyway. Number two okay,self bettering. Millennials are perhaps the most
individualistic general of all time. However, a study has shown that most millennials
spend a lot of time improving themselvesand their looks. They also make resolutions
to be to better themselves to ahigher degree than other generations. I do

(30:14):
think at the generation it seems likethere's a lot to prove. I think
so well, because if you're you'recoming after boomers, which is like they
are like hard asses. I meanI think my parents are boomers. Yeah.
So it's just like it's coming fromlike a whole different pencil and paper
type mindset of like this is howyou do it, these are the rules,
this is how it's structured. Andmillennials are a little bit more relacative.

(30:40):
Yeah, asking questions. Yeah.Number three is education. Millennials are
the most literate generation on average.Many millennials have attended Sorry, many millennials
have had access to education compared toolder generations. They are also more tech
savvy and grew up in a digitalworld, which makes sense absolutely. And

(31:00):
I also saw something I don't relateto this, but I saw I heard
on a podcast or something about likemillennials or like our generation is also like
kind of the most nostalgic too,yeah, and I would agree. And
then someone's theory on it, whichI thought was kind of interesting, was
that we are really kind of theonly generation because like the generation after us
only has technology. Oh yeah,I didn't have it when I grew up,

(31:21):
right, Like, I didn't havea cell phone until I was like
probably a junior school and had afliphone. I only used it turn it
on when when I was out ofschool. Yeah, I can't like get
home whatever. And then or hadlike I know, Kia prepaid or something
like that. But they were sayingthat we're the generation that, like our
childhood had no technology. Yeah,and then our like teenage years college years
is when we started getting technology.And then we have access to all these

(31:45):
like childhood shows and movies, msthat we like. So we're so nostalgic
because we have that like both.That's why it's all coming back right now
because of us. I guess,can I can? I tell you I'll
come And that's all coming back tome now. So for Halloween, they
brought back those nineteen eighties buckets fromMcDonald's. I got one throwback or two.

(32:09):
I made my kids get them.They didn't understand why, and I'm
like, I want all of them. I have to have all of them,
the counter gradmal, the Calipergators.But yeah, it is. I
feel like there is a lot ofnostalgia and things are coming back and we
are like, it's it's a marketbecause we can look shit up too.
They're marketing to us. Absolutely,We're so targeted. I feel targeted right

(32:31):
now. Okay. Number four ismost studied compared to other generations. Millennials
have studied at an average of sixpercent more than any other person born earlier
than them. So I guess ourgeneration is being studied more than any other
generation. Why because we're so weird? But why perfect? They want to

(32:52):
know how to be us? Okay, prefer print is number five. Millennials
prefer print. This is where it'sme too, yeah, even though they
are the most tech obsessed. Ironically, while millennials prefer reading printed materials compared
to E materials. In addition,most students prefer reading books and paper instead

(33:15):
of documents and PDF files. Ithink I'm a combo both, but I
do prefer, Like even at work, I prefer like print doutiments. I
can like make notes on it.Yes, absolutely, If I have an
email and it's got like bullet points, I need to like print it,
and like I feel like I canhone in on it better if I have
it printed it and I can writeon absolutely. Well. I find that

(33:37):
too with like, like I don'tmind reading like a like a like a
fictional book or whatever, like justgoing I can do that electronically if it's
not like my like I don't haveto think about anything. But if it's
something like some kind of manual orI'm trying to like for school or whatever
and hallog ear, it has tobe paper right on it. I need
to do something right. Yeah,And I trobaly because like when we were

(33:59):
in college, we still had tolike highlight shit. Yeah, yeah,
do you remember when we This isa throwback, This is when we first
started the Tipsy Pod podcast. Youhad a notebook. I had a notebook.
It was literally a notebook, andI had a pen and I wrote
my notes for the episode Induston gotyour Tipsy Pod notebook and then and then
that's when I went to electronic typingmy notes. Well, and I had

(34:20):
a laptop on mine. And theonly reason why I did a laptop so
when Cordet were doing the tire fyingTipsy when we would watching horror movies.
Yeah, we would watch movies andyou would take notes while we were watching
it, and then we would talk. Yeah. So I started my notes
on my laptop only because I knewI could type quickly and writing it out
I would There's no idea able toread what I wrote. I was writing
that fast because the only reason whyI was like, I got typo shit.

(34:44):
Yeah, no, I'm with you. And then you eventually got there
too. I did it. Didit took me a while. I'm gonna
be honest. When you showed uptoday with your laptop back, I was
like, oh my god, Iheard note on her laptop. But no,
you're judging me. I just Iwas skeptical. But you reassured me,
Wait a minute. So if Iwould have come in here and I
had my laptop sitting on my lap, I would have been like, email

(35:05):
those notes to yourself, pull itoff on your phone, girl, because
no, we can't do that.No, well, I thought the other
way. I brought it because I'mlike, I don't know what the I
don't know what this setup is goingto be. And this is a complete
surprise size format. I don't evenknow how, I know nothing. I
literally just come up with a coupleof topics. We'll figure it out as
we go. That's basically all Igot. What do I wear? Oh?
Whatever you want? Do I needto wear pants? Because we did

(35:27):
tell you that I was going towear pants. Ye, she's gonna go
pants or puys today. This isjust so you know, she decided to
go paint. We go pants lesswhenever we did our podcast before, because
even with our other podcasts when wedid video, it was only when we
hear up so pants less. Butnow this videal medium, pant we have

(35:52):
to have paints. We have tootherwise inappropriate and YouTube would not allow it.
Subscribe, subscribe if you want toget you know, tell us anything
different. Okay, number six isthe last one. It's kind of the
most compressing one too. Oh,okay. Most not financially independent. Oh.
The majority of millennials still rely ontheir parents or guardian for financial assistance.

(36:16):
Even though they access more money thanother generations, they still depend on
all the generations. For I spendway more money than I should. I'm
gonna need that saving at all.Amazon makes it very difficult for me.
Although Amazon, I love you,hey, but she can't buy anything on
the amazone, So you want togo down that rabbit hole really quick.
It's any website, it doesn't matterwhat it is. I'm terrible buying shit

(36:37):
online. She can't buy things online. I love it. I'm addicted to
it. The accessibility. Stop theAmazon app. I'm like, what am
I looking for? Do I needthat? What? I found it?
Within thirty seconds, I'm buying itand it's been in my house tomorrow exactly.
Ian. They give you the optionto buy now and you'll gotta do
a swipe and it's done. It'slike, how did you know? I
want to buy that right now?Amazon? Do I need it? No?

(36:59):
But I'm buying it. Know theads too? They suggest things and
I love them. They know myalgorithm. They got me pegged. So
like this, Effigi needs more wineglasses. Let's show her some ants for
wine glasses. She needs more bakingsupplies. Let's send there's a lot of
baking stuff. Then, yeah,I believe it, and I buy a

(37:19):
lot of it because it's so cheap. It's like five bucks, right,
push this silico and baking stuff,Courton, check out these ants for baking
exactly, Thank you AMAZONI no,I will take six. I may not
need six. I might only needone if that, but now you have
forty three. That's right, justin case, because you never know.

(37:40):
I'm just saying, well, that'sall I had if I was a little
depressing at the end, but it'sokay now that's what being turned it around.
I mean they're not wrong. No, you feel like that related to
you a little bit? Let metoo. Yeah, there was some things
in there that I felt like Iwas a little bit more not really,
No, I mean they all kindof was pretty. It was pretty.
It was pretty spot on. Yeah, tell us, what do you think?

(38:05):
Are you targeted? So sorry,we feel like they take a lot
of shots to ourselves right now.It feeling really bad about myself. Maybe
we shouldn't have had that as thelast thing. What we have wounds that
needs to go attended to. Donot leave any unattended, emotional or physical.
Okay, you take care of yourself. You steptic, to stop the

(38:25):
bleeding. All I have to sayinfected? Okay, your PSA. So
we have this little sign on topof our shelves that we got when we
started our podcast. Yes, andit started speaking like very true. And
we started revamping our podcast because westarted figuring out, like, what do
we want to do that like makesus happy? Yeah, and this new

(38:46):
format really makes us happy. Imean, look at this, guys,
Yes, look at it. Ourlittle sign says do more of what makes
you happy, and that's what we'redoing. We are. So we hope
you're enjoying it. Yes, Andif you are, and we want to
extend it to you too, solike, make sure you do more of
what makes you happy as well.Absolutely, and we support it well carel

(39:07):
I mean, don't throw gators andtry it through windows. Okay, look,
if that makes you happy, wewon't support that. Used judgment.
That's all we ask. Just thinkabout it. Make sure you think that
it's a good idea, Maybe sayit out loud. The animals alone,
okay, what they do to you? Other than that, we support you

(39:28):
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