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- Live mixing of some really strong espresso martinis lol
- More state cryptids!! (Arizona Mogollon Monster, Arkansas Fouke Monster)
- Outrageous Amazon Reviews Quiz
- NSYNC blast from the past with pics plus Taylor Swift, Trolls Band Together with Anna Kendrick, Justin Timberlake, Camila Cabello, Eric André, Troye Sivan, Kid Cudi, Daveed Diggs, RuPaul, Amy Schumer, Andrew Rannells, Zosia Mamet
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Today we're talking about:
- Live mixing of some really strong espresso martinis lol
- More state cryptids!! (Arizona Mogollon Monster, Arkansas Fouke Monster)
- Outrageous Amazon Reviews Quiz
- NSYNC blast from the past with pics plus Taylor Swift, Trolls Band Together with Anna Kendrick, Justin Timberlake, Camila Cabello, Eric André, Troye Sivan, Kid Cudi, Daveed Diggs, RuPaul, Amy Schumer, Andrew Rannells, Zosia Mamet
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Okay, I hate that for myself. This just makes me feel very awkward.
Don't look at me. Just startingto sweat already. Okay, okay
one three Hi friends, Hi,welcome back. I can't believe we're bad.
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We're here, guys, and we'rehappy that you're back. So thank
you for coming back. Thank youfor supporting our show. And if you've
subscribed, thank you that supports ourshow. We appreciate absolutely. Thank you
so much, and make sure youtell your friends about it. Okay,
then to subscribe. We want toget to five hundred. Yes, get
on there, help help us andthank you and thanks. How are you,
(01:03):
Cortney? I'm doing okay, okay, Yeah, I made us some
cake pops. I did when Cortneycame over, she brought some pre Halloween
to get in like the festive fallmode. I gotta get. I gotta
be ahead of the time so thatI can be on time for the season.
There were four cake pops. Yes, there was a one that liked
like a little clown. That's theone I ate. I clown, but
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it was I'm a clown. Itwas close. It's not clown, it's
a ghost. That's fucking weird.That was really weird. It didn't would
look like a clown. It hadno color to it. Actually it was
white. It was a fucking ghost, okay, but ghost, and he
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was happy and I destroyed it.And then there was a candy corn who
also had quite the personality. Reallythen and then there's a pumpkin. What's
the other one? It's just sprinkly, well, little little sprinkle. It
was delicious. Yeah, well good, I'm glad to enjoyed them. Talk
more about them stuff? Do youwant to plug your cakebox? Oh?
And like, tell people to followyou on Instagram. You can follow me
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on Instagram, and I think I'mon Facebook, and I think I'm on
TikTok. It's at Sugarcrumb shop andthen TikTok is at dot sugarcrumb dot shop.
But that was a lot of words. I haven't said there's that loud
yet, but there you go.We could put it in the notes below,
so just check out the notes.But Courtney makes all types of awesome
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desserts. Yes, her specialty iscake pops. You make all types of
things. I love pops and youdo videos on making them and everything,
Because why do I keep it tomyself when everybody else can do it and
they're delicious. Yeah, they're prettygood. They're really good. So before
we get started, I have ajoke. Okay, or should I say,
(03:21):
to kick start the whole thing,I have a joke. Does it
have to do with kicking? No? No, okay, I just figured
that there was some kind of Okay, go ahead and get it. Everywe
what do you call a funny mountain? What do you call a funny mountain?
Hilarious? Yep, there it is. It's hilarious, that's for sure.
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Got it? Yeah, got it? Okay, Okay, I'm gonna
go first today because I have anothercocktail involved. So that's the only reason
why I'm gonna hijack for a minute. Because we need drinks. Wait,
you need drinks. We need drinksfor the nights. And I'm really really
really really really really really really reallyreally really hoping that these drinks are better
(04:06):
than the turpentiny. You remember whenI said, you know, it's every
other one that's either a good oneor a bad one. So I mean,
we just all drink. So lastweek, last one was bad.
This is gonna be great. Ithink it's gonna be good. I'm making
espresso martini and I love coffee,and I've already kind of prepped already,
so I'm gonna be down here likeall hands eing this up. So you're
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gonna have to like narrate. Ilove narrating. Yes. Oh and also
I don't have any martini glasses,so we're just gonna have to suffer drinking
out of wine glasses. I'm okaywith suffering. It's okay, it's okay,
it's okay. It doesn't affect thetaste of it. It's no,
it does not. I've already putoh, I've already put ice in here,
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like oh, and I've already brewenough espresso. So this is the
stuff that it's like, just trustme, okay, I think it's espresso.
Was going in the shaker just incase, you know, okaya,
Oh oh, good ingredients like theinstructions. Oh god, well, you
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just put all of that that's therein there and it'll be fine. She's
opening a mini bottle. Oh it'stetos. Look at you. You're not
you splurging. That's better than thelast stuff that you got for us.
What was that? I don't know. I think that was portant. Yeah,
I think that was major, majorproblem. So how many of those
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are you putting in? Two minibottles of tetos going in the shaker?
It's okay, I couldn't. Ididn't know how much was in this as
far as like equivalent to a shot? Does it not say? Oh?
So I like it doesn't say likehow many out? I couldn't find ounces
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on here, so I was like, oh, I'll pour it into a
SHOPA I didn't think about, likeI don't have a funnel to get it
like back in. So the productof that is this one's a little shy.
So I love it. That's it'sso exact, you know, it's
just kind of like it's like kindof like cooking. You just kind of
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throw some things in there and hopefor the best. Oh okay, we're
adding I don't say that, okay, okay, So how many shots are
you putting of that? One shota simple syrup and then one shot and
one shot of kalua? Okay,all right? I like kalua. It's
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one of my favorites. I likeputting that in. Yeah, I like
Khalua. I don't never buy it, that's fine, that's okay. Oh
thanks, Actually over I'm afraid toshake this and I'm gonna like it,
especially with coffee and okay, okay, this is gonna go bad. Don't
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be cute with it. Don't doit. It's gonna get Okay, are
you sure you got it? Oh? Wow? All right? I mean
I think it looks good. Right, it looks like coffee. Okay,
Oh look, can you that's impressiveright there? That right? Please be
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careful? All right, we arewe ready to try it out. I'm
really scared. Okay, cheers,cheers, cared. It's strong. I
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actually like it. You don't likeit. It's no coffee is strong.
The espressive was strong. I know. I'm thinking the vodka stro really yeah.
Oh I didn't drunk. I waslike, there's a lot of espresso.
Espresso worked. No, the espressois not my issue. I think
it tastes good though. I likeit. It's this is so much better
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than the other one. No,no, I agree, fix your face.
It's the vodka, right, Ithink it's the espresso. You don't
like it. I should think ittastes We're gonna be wired in about five
seconds, so like, oh thatone hit different. Okay, here's the
problem. How can it continually beoperation like operator error, right, because
(08:37):
it's like I'm following the recipe,but ever time like sperator error. Right.
I mean, maybe this is theway it's supposed to taste. Maybe
you did it perfectly right. Shouldyou be with that? Should you put
more simple syrup in it? Doyou want more? No? Okay,
I'm just asking questions less. Yes, I mean, it's not bad.
(09:05):
Let me, I'll drink It's fine. Mm one day I'll find something I
can make us that's not a disaster. One day I think you did well.
I like, she hated it.It's it's just it's that vodka.
It just it gets you. Mh. So that extra splash is too
much. Usually yeah, it's usuallythe king so it's always yeah, Okay,
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it's not bad. Oh get you? It really gets you? Okay.
Oh my gosh. Well that wasmy dumpster fire of a segment.
What's yours? I was going tocontinue on with our our crips from all
of the states. Yes, okay, So last week we talked about the
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Alabama white thang, white than whitethang, just everybody's aware thang allow Aska
to Zurich, Alabama, Alaska,Arizona, Arkansas. Oh wow, that
just abruptly stopped. Okay. Imade a list of all states in case
I had to sing it again,but I figured I would just stop at
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the next two. It's just soabrupt I was expecting it to continue.
It's a build up to just earOh wow. So I'm gonna have to
wait until we get to like theend to be able to sing the whole
thing. Yes, please have allthe states home, because I get I
get caught up at like the noarea. No, we were very well
aware that you got caught up lasttime. Alabama, Alaska, Arizona,
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Arkansas, California, Colorado, Connecticut, Delaware, Florida, Georgia, Hawaii,
Idaho, Illinois, Indiana, Iowa, Kansas, Kentucky, Louisiana,
Maine, Maryland, Massachusetts, Michigan, Minnesota, Mississippi, Missouri, Montana,
Nebraska, Nevada, New Hampshire,New Jersey, New Mexico, New
York, North Carolina, North Dakota, Ohio. That's what fucks me up
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every time. Wait a minute,you were just talking those days because I
had to Pennsylvania, Ryano, SouthSouth Dakota, Tennessee, Texas, Utah,
Vermont, Virginia, Washington, WestVirginia was hunts in Wyoming. I
had to do it because that partfucks me up. It still kind of
fucked you up, but that mademe really hug why it could beautiful.
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But anyway, Alabama, Alaska,Arizona, Arkansas. That's right. So
now we're doing the Arizona. Soit's the air. Fuck it up.
It's always got. Don't make mesing again, don't make me do it.
No, it's I got Arizona,and don't worry about that. It's
the monster's name. Well I'm excited. Oh mcgolie mcgolan, mcgolan, mogolan.
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Wait a second, there's a cryptinname. Mcgoland is a last name.
That's not like a crypt mister mcgolanckmcgolan. Wait, I can't see
it. It's two elves. I'mthinking it's not like it's an ell,
but yeah, maybe it's It's notlike Spanish where it's say, yeah,
you don't know, Okay, howwould you say that? I mean we're
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in the mccoobi then, right,Okay, anyways, mcgolden, mcgoland,
mcgoland, McGlocklin. It's definitely notMcLaughlin the mcgoland monster aka the Arizona Bigfoot.
Here's the thing I've been reading,because I've been reading ahead a little
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bit. Literally every state has adifferent bigfoot I have. This is a
segment for me. That's all ofthis is You've done this for me,
and I am so excited. I'mso excited. You're excitement my big foot
shirt next week. Contain your excitement. Contain your excitement for men. You
have a bigfoot? Where did youget this when I was in Seattle?
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Of course you did. And it'sgot a big foot on it, just
like blow bubble. He's chilling,blowing bubble gum. Is he saying anything?
Oh, he doesn't say shit.He just like lurks around and brings
people out. Ellen does surprise.And You're like, I didn't seek champion.
He just chills, you know,seek champion. Anyway, it's this
Arizona bigfoot, okay, is atype of bigfoot orient originated in the Mongolanka
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m That's where it was first sighted. That hurts more mongolan rem stop saying
it. That's what it says.Arizona. That's it's it's the It's a
place. Reports of footprints, videos, and hair samples have been documented,
but no conclusive evidence has ever beenfound to date. The physical characteristics of
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a Mongolan monster is reported to bea uh bipedal humanoid over seven feet tall,
within human strength, in large eyesthat some claim to be wild and
red big foot. Its body issaid to be covered with long black,
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reddish brown hair with exclusive with exclusionof the chest, face, hands,
and feet, so there's no there, okay. Reports claim that it has
a strong and pungent odor, describedas dead fish, skunk, bad body
odor, decaying peat moss, orthe musk of a snapping turtle. Okay,
(14:30):
can we unpack that from one second? Of course we can. Yes.
I think it's funny how it's likevery distinct smells of like death,
just yes, like stickaying fish,a skunk, some type of musk of
a snapping turtle that like, Idon't know what the fact that smells like
it doesn't smell good, but thenlike bolay is mixed in there with it,
which doesn't seem as drastic as themusk of a snapping turtle would to
me, I mean the body odorof some people. It's like the musk
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of a snapping turtle. Could besaid that it smells like dead, like
big foot here. Uh yeah,when you can smell him for rooms away,
bad body odor saw m saying Omagolden rim classic macgolden rim. All
right. It is said that thecreature is omnivorous, nocturnal, and very
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violent. Oh here's the problem.As I read further, which you will
notice, there's no violence of thiscreature. All of the silings had no
mind presence. He writes people's cards, but he is aggressive. Well there's
one account. That's that's why thiswhole thing happened. Anyways. It is
generally reported to walk with wide andhuman strides. Leaves behind foot princes measuring
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twenty two inches in length. Isit wide this way? Yeah? I
think it's like he's got like chaffingright here, is trying. Yeah,
he's just trying to like make surehe doesn't get more chasing, trying to
air out. Dude, Like,oh, I'll a sea turtles snapping turtle.
People like confusing me. The muskof a snapping turtle is horrendous.
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It's not okay. It is saidto produce a whistle sound or scream,
and explore camp sites during night.It is also believed to consume deer and
other wildlife by decapitating them with whatwith his own hands? Very specific,
and I'm just does he like also, like, we'll just a sword too,
And he's like, yeah, yeah, does he just decapitated deer?
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I mean, when you go intocamp sites, surely you find weapons of
some sort, so he just likepillages camp HUDs for He's trying to be
more efficient, so he's just decapitatingthings as he comes across them. Reported
sightings ranged from the Mongolian m That'swhat I'm saying. It's quick and efficient
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if I'm necessary, but it's quick. If I was no zombie apocalypse,
I would be wielding a sword andjust decapitating zombies. But I mean that's
a zombie apocalypse, not you know, not Jerry Day creeping through campsites being
like I healed a soord lotchet,That's right, you never know, next
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never stood a chin. I waslike, oh god, what's that snapping
turt? Here? The Muscus arerelatives, who's got the bo? I
know, cherry cherry? Oh god? Okay. Reported sightings range along the
Mongolan Rim from Prescott, Arizona northto Williams, Arizona, southeast of the
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Alpine Arizona south to Clifton, Arizonato the northwest, bast back to Prescott.
And we know all of that geographycompletely. That all makes sense to
It's probably in a woodsy area.It sounds like it's probably. My assumption
is it's a large stretch of theStates. It's a lot, okay,
okay. So the oldest known documentedsighting of the Mongolan Monster was reported in
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nineteen oh three edition of the ArizonaRepublican, in which I. W.
Stevens described a creature near seen nearthe Grand Canyon as having long white hair,
which is the thing, not sored and brown like this. It's
four right, okay, right,matted, his beard reached his knees.
He's very beardy. It sounds justlike and he was dirty who lives off
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the grid, and he's just goingthrough it. And that's where the name
Jerry King just don't under Jerry.He has been living out here in the
Grand Canyon for twenty years. Yeah. He looks rough and he stirs like
a skunk. Don't go to Imean that everybody's like big Foot. It's
just Jerry. He's a wild man. I don't know. There was some
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screeching. He looks dirty, theythreatened him whatever. Another early documented Another
early documented sighting was recounted by acryptozoologist Don Davis during the mid nineteen forties.
He has he was on a boyscout trip near Peyton, Arizona,
in which he gave the following accountquote unquote was he the boy scout or
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was he with boy scouts? Ican't tell you. Okay, we're just
gonna go with it. Okay.The creature was huge. Its eyes were
deep and set and hard to see, but they seemed emotionless. His face
seemed to be pretty pretty much devoidof hair, which I don't He had
no hair on his face. Whydo you go out to say devoid of
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hair? Who are you? Okay? So his chest, shoulders, and
arms were massive, especially the upperarms, easily upwards of six inches in
diameter, perhaps much much more.Jerry is getting flattered. I know.
He says a couple more things blahblah blah. It's basically his like characteristics.
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And he's like, this is definitelya big fund. Yeah. He
screamed at me, and he wasyielding a sword. The possible explanation is
generally the scientific community attributes creature sightingssuch as this either as hope or misidentification.
As recently as the early nineteen thirties, grizzly bears roamed the forests of
Arizona. These may account for theirearly days sightings, which while other large
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mammals such as black bears, mountainlions, and elk may account for the
sightings today. ELK, wait asecond, they said, this guy walk
on his two legs and elk,No, maybe he was hungry and he
was on all fours eating something onthe ground, and like, oh nope,
he's licking water up out of thecreek. Okay, here's what my
visualization of the whole situation isn't ready? Okay, I now picturing what nineteen
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oh three or whatever? That first, yes, yes, is there's this
man who is just he's just onsorry, he's on hard times and he
just he's living unhoused, living inthe woods or the canyon or whatever.
Right, he's gone a little loopybecause he's living by himself, talking to
trees and stuff. Yeah, andskunks, and he smells bad because he
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keeps going near skunks, right correct, yes, and not taking his name
is Jerry. We've established that Jerryis insane. I don't know how Jerry
got his name and drum dustin andthen he's he's just like overgrown, correct
he's wild, and then he's inthere and he just he's stinky. So
he just walks like this and thenif people come near him, he's like
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what and he charges and they're like, oh my god, it's bigfoot.
But no, it's just crazy Jerry. It's just crazy Jerry. Yeah,
that's all it is. We solvedit. It's definitely crazy Jerry, Classic
Jerry. Yeah, because some otherJerry that could be categorized cc JAY.
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Okay, you can't create acronyms forclassic crazy Jerry. Okay, we're gonna
move on to Arkansas. Oh,we're done with cc J. We're done
with that one. Okay. Sothat's all of it. That was fun.
That was fun like that. Sohere's some other one. Okay,
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Okay, so we're Arkansas. Isthe folk monster spelled fouk e oh,
not like folk like banjo playing amaster folk as an It's a town aka
the Boggy Creek Monster. I likethat one. That's fun. The legend
of the Boggy Boggy Creek Monster haslong captivated the people of Folk Arkansas,
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a little town one hundred fifty milesoutside a little rock. It is said
that Folk is the first place thatthis cryptid was spotted in. According to
the legend, the Boggy Creek Monsterstands between seven and eight feet tall on
two feet, weighs close to threehundred pounds. It's chest, legs,
and arms were all covered with thickblack hair. It's big foot. I
mean every figured to fucking states,they have their own big foot. Jerry,
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get back in Arizona and cut itout, Hammets. The first reported
siding go all the way back toeighteen thirty four, when people began to
report a large, hairy wild manwas roaming around Arkansas. Here's the thing.
They literally just said it. Hewas crazy, crazy Jerry. And
think about it, like they didn'thave help for people who were like not
in their right mental state, sothey just ran a role. Well,
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I'm crazy, Jerry. Get himback in Arizona. Lets he travels a
lot, He's everywhere. In thenineteen hundred sightings around Folk became very frequent.
Residents spotted the monster more than fortytimes in nineteen ninety seven alone.
It has been suggested that the animalis nocturnal, but a hunter reported a
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sighting in broad daylight in the SulfurRiver area near Folk in two thousand.
Did he take pictures? Apparently hedidn't. The Boggy Creek Monster has been
the subject of at least four differentfilms, beginning in nineteen seventy three,
The Legend of Boggy Creek. Thismovie, centered around Bobby Ford's supposed encounter
with this beast, played in adrive in theater around the country and introduced
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millions to the legend. So basically, this fam encounter that this film was
based on accurd in nineteen seventy one, and this was Bobby and Elizabeth Ford.
I think they're both crazy because it'sjust this one account that's basically created
this whole lore, like triple times, like it's okay, right. So
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anyway, so Bobby and Elizabeth Fordclaimed that the Boggy Creek Monster attacked their
home late on the night of Mayfirst. The monster, Elizabeth said,
reached through the screen window, butwas chased away by Bobby and Dan,
his brother, who had just returnedfrom a hunting trip. Maybe he's hungary,
maybe I don't know. So Bobbyhad was taken to Saint Michael's Hospital
in tech Sarcana and treated with largegashes on his bad attacked by a bear.
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I'm sure it was a bear.I mean it would have to be
a bear. Come on out,okay. So he was suffering from mild
shock when he arrived. According tothe newspaper reports, although no traces of
blood were found in Ford's home,three toed fingerprints were found near the house
and scratches on the porch again likea bear toad code. Sorry it.
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Although black bears are not by petal, they can rear up to two feet
some way four hundred pounds stands sixfeet tall, and an attempt to capitalize
on the Boggy Creek legend, Peeve'sMonster Mart sells souvenirs and trinkets based on
the beast, and has even erecteda large wooden cutout outside the store for
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visitors and tourists to take pictures out. Damn it, I want those souvenirs
and trinketsdam that's it. I wantthose. Oh my god, know what
they are. You know you boughta fucking shirt for the sack squatch.
Oh my god, I would have. I would have bought more if I
saw more stuff. I can't.Here's the thing. I want those souvenir
jots. I don't know what theyare, but I want but I want
them all. I want them.You want it on a shirt, you
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want it on a hat, youwant it on a keychain. I'm good.
Yeah, shot glass, maybe youcan make another drink. I used
to click shot glasses. Oh,of everywhere I went. Okay, yeah,
I've probably probably have I probably haveabout two hundred. Oh, I
have a whole collection. Where doyou have them? There's gonna box anywhere
in a cabinet? Oh okay.It's because it was like the cheapest like
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souvenir whenever I went places. SoI bought them and now they're in a
cabinet. But I mean it wasnice. I mean I could probably create
like a whole wadled display of somesort, but I don't think you should.
It's not I mean, I feellike I'm past that point in my
life that it's probably not appropriate.I agree. So there's that. I
mean, you're not in college anymore, so that doesn't I'll donate it into
(26:32):
my kids when they go to college. There you go, see, uh
huh, that's what I meant todo the whole time than you find of
their mother. Time they drink,they'll love it. Be responsible, don't
drink and dry these shot glasses.That's all I got. They're not lace
with anything. No, we're gonnawe'll move on to the nether next two.
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What are the next two states thatwe're gonna be talking about next week?
On California and Colorado? Okay,great, so I can make it.
Okay, So mine is. Ifound these like really funny Amazon product
reviews, okay, and I wentthrough It was from like board Panda dot
com, and I went through awhole bunch of them and then kind of
(27:15):
evolved into like a little bit agame for you. Oh god. So
I have one, two, three, four, five of them. Okay,
So I'm going to read you.You know when people like make a
comment, but they have it likeI know, it keeps hitting harder and
wow, different every time. Okay. You know when you leave in a
comment and you can like title itsomething right, Yes, Okay, I'm
(27:36):
gonna read you that little title partand I'm gonna give you three options of
what you think the product is,and then I'll tell the products and then
I'll read you the review. Okay, okay, great, Okay, this
first one starting off stroo okay,hoped it would be crap and electrocute her.
Okay, what the fuck? Isit? A a toaster, b
(28:00):
a Kindle waterproof case, or seea vibrator? What did you think?
This person hoped to be crap andelectrocute her. Hoped it would be crap
and electrocute her. What are myoptions? Again? Toaster? Okay,
Kindle waterproof case or a vibrator avibrator? No, it's actually Kindle waterproof
(28:22):
case. How that's the picture ofit. So this person fake? This
person wrote the review Okay, gotthis from my mother in law's bathtime.
Hoped it would be crap and herKindle would slip out and electrocute her.
So far, this bloody thing isstaying in one piece. Great for waterproof
(28:47):
and Kindle. Crap for murders.That somebody's real review. It literally ends
with crap for murder. I shouldhave thought about this because they wouldn't have
vibrators on on Amazon, right,I don't know. I don't I think
they sell anything on Amazon, that'strue. I don't know. Okay,
(29:07):
so now wow, right, wow, So I got a couple more for
you. Okay, okay, sorry, I wear this mask to sing lullabies
to my children. Is it aa penguin mask, be a sheep mask,
or see a goose mask a sheep? It's a peak that is scary.
(29:36):
That's an Altani's music. Oh okay, you can pick someone's eye out.
It is dangerous. Okay, shesaid, I wear this mask to
sing lullabies to my children. Theyare terrified of the mask. Whenever they
protest about their bedtime or ask fortoo many sweets, I whip out the
mask and they soon know who isthe king? Would stop? Stop?
(30:04):
What is wrong with his parents?These four children gonna be trauma time and
pain with our goddamn adorable they are. They're gonna go to a zooon.
That mask is creepy as shit,so you see it. That's not okay,
it's almost that's not. No,that's worse than that. That mask,
husky mask. I think it iscreepier than this. I don't know.
(30:26):
That could hurt you, yeah,like a pook an eye out one
okay, ready, okay, thisone's not descriptive. Some interesting to see
which route you go? Okay,okay, one star is too much for
this product. Is it a thatis vague? I know, but I
want to see where you go?Is it a a metal detector, be
a police scanner, or see aUFHOE detector UFO detector. I have to
(30:52):
read you the title of this productbefore the review. Okay, okay,
it is you have PHOE detector internalagnameter interferenced with micro controller for twenty four
seven a week surveillance. I'm sorry. Okay, wait, the review is
so much better. Okay, justlisten to if you first, then you're
(31:15):
gonna have a lot to say.My gosh, I don't know if this
is a scam or if mine wasjust broken stop. But it doesn't work
and I'm still getting abducted by UFOson a regular basis. What is wrong
with these people? What is wrongwith them? Stop? Do they really
(31:36):
think that they're being abducted? Iwas reading these and I'm like, I'm
hoping people are just trolling us,Like I'm hoping people are just writing these
reviews to be intentionally ridiculous. Maybethey are, but it had to be.
I mean, who knows. Butokay, my gosh, there's is
broken one star. He's like,I'm still being abducted. This is shit.
(31:56):
It happens every night. Okay.This is another really really vague one.
Okay, Okay, it just saysworks great. Okay. Is it
a a silent mouse? Be waita minute, vibrator see an air fryer.
Okay, say again, what's thewhat's the works? Great? It
works great? Silent mouse, vibrator, air fryer, A silent mouse like
(32:22):
a mouse for a computer. Okay, I mean, I don't know what
they sell on on there. Literally, I need right. It could be
an animal. It couldn't be ananimal. I'm not doesn't squeak at all.
Okay, great, I'm gonna saya mouse. It is a mouse?
Mean Okay. My girlfriend and Iwere on the verge of breaking up
(32:42):
because I would keep her awake atnight with my constant mouse clicking. Not
anymore in all caps, consider thisrelationship saved. Wow. This mouse is
so silent. She will sometimes I'mforget, sometimes forget I'm even in the
room, and invite her over overHe's a pretty cool guy. Stop.
Stop what the fuck? No,these are fake. They're not They're not
(33:07):
real. Why would what I can'tNo. I think somebody bought this mouse
and was like, yeah, thisworks great. It's a freaking wired mouse.
Great. So they're going to createa whole story for what ridiculous?
You know what, Amazon, thisis something that you would do a thousand
percent. You're like, yeah,this works great. Here, let me
add a little bit more. Iwould be like I would probably buy the
(33:31):
U a phoe detector just because,like, come on, my god,
I'd be like, I'm sinking.I'm still gonna get up to every night.
Okay. Last one, Okay,it's the headline of it says,
keeps my son from sinning from sinning? Yes, okay? Is it a
a purity ring? B electroshock therapy? Wow? Or see male chastity wire
(34:00):
cage? None of those sound likeproducts that should be sold. I mean
them. I know it's sold onAmazon just from this. The other two,
I don't know. It's gotta bea chasty ring. What the fuck?
It's the wire cage? They sellthat litten They had a lock on
(34:21):
it. There's a there's like alock with a key. What if it
was the lock the code you hadto go and you're like, add,
someone's crossing her wait a minute,stop farting. Oh my god, Like
could you imagine. No. Okay, ready, this one's a little bit
lengthier than the other ones. Okay, okay, go for it. Okay,
(34:45):
that's pretty good. Like I can'tI can't get over the visual life.
Like Okay, it's okay. Apparently, though it lists the forty millimeter,
forty five millimeter, and fifty millimeteroptions for the gauge. I guess,
okay, my son is going throughOkay, I'm gonna read it as
she wrote it. It doesn't itOkay, she said, my son is
(35:07):
going through be start. I thinkmy son's going to be starting puberty in
the next year or so. Sincehis father left me and I am now
raising him on my own. Ibought one of these for him to wear
when he is not being supervised.It is how old is this child?
Oh? We get there. Itis well made. I made sure he
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was unable to take it off withoutremoving the lock. I know it is
a great product because he absolutely hatesit. I don't enjoy seeing him unhappy,
but I enjoy the peace of mindknowing that he isn't messing around at
school, sitting at night, andmost of all, I am glad he
is remaining pure for the Lord Ihave questions. I have questions. So
(35:53):
okay, let me see the pictureof that again. It's a torture device.
How straight of torture device? Howdoes he wear pants? Okay that
was my thought too, because there'sno way. It doesn't just like stick
there, it's just walking through schoolworse than right, Yeah, there's no
way. Yeah. Also question howis it strapped on? Does it have
(36:15):
like a thing that doesn't show,but it would have to have something a
bellies, it's just like you justtake it off. Does it have like
a chain? And he's like everytime he moves you hear like the chain
moving underneath this clothes. It's likehe's got the stirrups. I walk into
the wild West like clink clink,clink click, like the spurs on the
back of your brus Like, whoa, check out that cowboy. Wait a
second, he's got always got aboner. What's going on with him pitching
(36:37):
a tent? What? What?No? That's not a hair less since
you loogle that? Did you see? If it was actually on? No?
I should look it up. AndI was on. Okay, he's
The last sentence says he is countingthe days eight years until he is old
enough to join the seminary and beable to take it off. Great product,
(36:59):
thanks again, like a honeymail chastitydevice. I'm looking it up on
Amazon, right, you have to. I'm gonna regret it, but I'm
gonna do it. Oh, I'mregretting it. I can't go anyway.
I don't think it's real. There'sno way. Oh oh okay, other
things, I mean other things.What is it? Okay, this is
(37:19):
nope? Is that what I'm gonnakeep looking? Actually I'm intrigued. No,
no, these are sex things.No, no, no, no,
different, there's other there's other attachmentsto it, but it imply that
it is not for attachment. Itis plies that it's advocating for sex positive
people, not this woman. Ididn't scroll off. Who was the pink
(37:39):
things? I've read about it,there was, there were other things on
there. Then I'm like, hey, dear you, but that's not what
I was searching for. So itreally brings me off. Guards what did
you put in your search? Ityped with the title of it was,
Yeah, that's probably been discontinued offthe website. I'm just saying it's been
blocked. So now I'm gonna gohe's weird, like, yeah, things
(38:00):
gratulation. Well, you're talking toyour phone too, so your phone is
listening to are you God? Damnit, it's gonna be on my phone
too. Shit. Those mentioned vibratorlike three times. So it's gonna be
a whole bunch of all kinds ofsex things on there. Great, thank
you, thank you so much.Oh my god, Okay, it's my
(38:22):
turn. Okay, okay. SoI don't know if you saw the MTV
MTV Music Awards, think yeah,of course, okay, thank you.
So yeah. So if anybody doesn'tknow, which I don't know why you
wouldn't know. But in Sync wasback together on the MTV Music Awards and
they gave Taylor Swift her I thinkit was like the Best Pop Video Award
(38:45):
or whatever. She was fangirling.They were given her bracelets. It was
like, oh my god, andSync is back together again. Were they
gonna be doing because obviously they're gonnabe ploying to like do something together,
right, giving a song together?They are, So they are doing a
song. It's going to be forthe new movie troll I think it's Trolls
Banded Together or something like which makessense because justin Timber like does a voice
(39:07):
for what's king. This is likethey're tw like twenty years since they're I
know, okay, I want tointerview for a second. I saw Bactey
Boys when they did their reunion thingingthey trial around, and I was supposed
to go before the pandemic. Igot pushed back like three years. But
I saw them last year. Yes, and it was so much fun because
it's all people around our age,always school in like thirties and forties.
Yes, and everybody's singing a Nancyand it was so much fun. Yes.
(39:30):
I was even more of an instinctfan than I was a backsty boy
fan. So I am like thethought of them having a content, I'm
like, I will, I willgo, where's the thing? I have
a story? Okay? So Iokay. So when in Sync was like
in their heyday. Brenda and Iwe want front row tickets because we want
to like a content. I knowthis. I don't know, but I
(39:52):
thought about it today and Brenda sentme pictures, so I'm gonna have to
show them too. We'll post themor whatever. But anyways, so there
was our local radio station. It'sninety five point one. Okay, they
were hosting a a I guess itwas like a competition for the best sign.
(40:13):
So it was like but it wasn'tlike for instincts specifically, but it
was like for the radio station.Whoever makes the best sign comes down to
the stadium where we're having the concert. Whoever wins front row tickets. Stop
Brenda. This was like in theafternoon, Brenda and I got off work
early. We got home. Wefound this black bedsheet. We started crafting
(40:36):
up a storm. We rolled thatbad thing up. We like went to
the stadium. We didn't know whereto park. Okay, we parked on
the wrong side of the stadium.Actually we're like running anyway, right.
We were running in our high heels, trying to like with our like our
thing on our on our arms.We're running across the thing. We get
there just in time, so weput up our banner. It was huge
(41:00):
because it was like a queen sizesheet. Yeah sheet, and we won
front road tickets to the in Syncconcert. What did your sign say?
You want to see it? Ofcourse I do, absolutely it. Basically
it was was this when they werelike still kind of like or they were
like super famous already at this point, they were already super famous, and
we had already gone to like threeconcerts in like different cities. This is
(41:22):
when they were here. She sentme a boot. Were so close to
them, you can see them sweating. Yes, do see. Oh my
gosh, this was our sign.You can swipe. Oh my gosh,
look at you guys. You wereso close we were. They got it
(41:42):
on us. Justin Timber, Icould have punched in the face. He's
so close. Was unreal. Iknow, I know, and so and
this was probably with like a polaroidcamera or like one of those like what
do they call him? I don'twant to for you like send him into
like Walmart and get him. Yeah, I know, you can see all
of their facial features. It's unreal. I know there's more she sent me
more of It wasn't in that specifictest, but yes, so we won
(42:06):
front row tickets and I was reallyproud of about that, and I was
like, oh my god. Soit brought back memories. How do you
and Brenda win us frive roaw ticketstogether? I don't know. And I'm
hoping they do another contest because youknow I will win. I'm gonna win
it. So anyways, So Ialready told her after I messaged her because
I knew she had pictures. Iwas like, if they come for a
(42:27):
reunion, I feel like, andI've seen it all over social media that
everybody is super excited about them.Well, they've been posting because I follow
Justin Termer like end Lance, spansupland Spass on Instagram, and they've both
been like posting little like teaser videosand like things of them being together whatever.
So I'm like, I don't knowif they're like creating this height for
the movie or an hep for justbeyond that, but it's a tease understthing.
(42:51):
They don't have to tease. Weare ready to go, and we
will spend the money. Let's bereal justin term, like stop working with
me, okay, and we willsend the money. Let's just get this
die bye. I will pay themoney whatever you whatever it is, whatever
it is, I'm going, I'mgoing to the reunion. I've already told
Brenda that we're gonna go. Soyou're gonna go. I'm going a thousand
percent. Everybody's gonna go. MSo we have to be on on point
(43:13):
as far as when they come out. So that we can all go because
it's gonna be Its exciting. Soanyways, I saw that brought back memories.
I feel like I knew the sharedthe story. Oh it's fairly exciting.
I know it's okay. My brotheractually just sent me a TikTok of
the person goes this one. Thiswoman goes, what's one word that you
(43:34):
said incorrectly that haunts you for therest of your life? And it flips
to Justin Timberlo and he goes,May, it's gonna be May. So
where are you pronounced incorrectly one timeand it still haunts you to this day?
Men, that's pretty funny. Ohthat was good. You go right,
(44:00):
I've got concert. We're going wherewe go any don't care? Unreal?
Okay, fine, we'll be there. Well, friends, thank you
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Okay, I hate that for myself. This just makes me feel very awkward.
Don't look at me. Just startingto sweat already. Okay, okay
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(01:03):
Cortney? I'm doing okay, okay, Yeah, I made us some
cake pops. I did when Cortneycame over, she brought some pre Halloween
to get in like the festive fallmode. I gotta get. I gotta
be ahead of the time so thatI can be on time for the season.
There were four cake pops. Yes, there was a one that liked
like a little clown. That's theone I ate. I clown, but
(01:25):
it was I'm a clown. Itwas close. It's not clown, it's
a ghost. That's fucking weird.That was really weird. It didn't would
look like a clown. It hadno color to it. Actually it was
white. It was a fucking ghost, okay, but ghost, and he
(02:19):
was happy and I destroyed it.And then there was a candy corn who
also had quite the personality. Reallythen and then there's a pumpkin. What's
the other one? It's just sprinkly, well, little little sprinkle. It
was delicious. Yeah, well good, I'm glad to enjoyed them. Talk
more about them stuff? Do youwant to plug your cakebox? Oh?
And like, tell people to followyou on Instagram. You can follow me
(02:40):
on Instagram, and I think I'mon Facebook, and I think I'm on
TikTok. It's at Sugarcrumb shop andthen TikTok is at dot sugarcrumb dot shop.
But that was a lot of words. I haven't said there's that loud
yet, but there you go.We could put it in the notes below,
so just check out the notes.But Courtney makes all types of awesome
(03:01):
desserts. Yes, her specialty iscake pops. You make all types of
things. I love pops and youdo videos on making them and everything,
Because why do I keep it tomyself when everybody else can do it and
they're delicious. Yeah, they're prettygood. They're really good. So before
we get started, I have ajoke. Okay, or should I say,
(03:21):
to kick start the whole thing,I have a joke. Does it
have to do with kicking? No? No, okay, I just figured
that there was some kind of Okay, go ahead and get it. Everywe
what do you call a funny mountain? What do you call a funny mountain?
Hilarious? Yep, there it is. It's hilarious, that's for sure.
(03:46):
Got it? Yeah, got it? Okay, Okay, I'm gonna
go first today because I have anothercocktail involved. So that's the only reason
why I'm gonna hijack for a minute. Because we need drinks. Wait,
you need drinks. We need drinksfor the nights. And I'm really really
really really really really really really reallyreally really hoping that these drinks are better
(04:06):
than the turpentiny. You remember whenI said, you know, it's every
other one that's either a good oneor a bad one. So I mean,
we just all drink. So lastweek, last one was bad.
This is gonna be great. Ithink it's gonna be good. I'm making
espresso martini and I love coffee,and I've already kind of prepped already,
so I'm gonna be down here likeall hands eing this up. So you're
(04:26):
gonna have to like narrate. Ilove narrating. Yes. Oh and also
I don't have any martini glasses,so we're just gonna have to suffer drinking
out of wine glasses. I'm okaywith suffering. It's okay, it's okay,
it's okay. It doesn't affect thetaste of it. It's no,
it does not. I've already putoh, I've already put ice in here,
(04:51):
like oh, and I've already brewenough espresso. So this is the
stuff that it's like, just trustme, okay, I think it's espresso.
Was going in the shaker just incase, you know, okaya,
Oh oh, good ingredients like theinstructions. Oh god, well, you
(05:14):
just put all of that that's therein there and it'll be fine. She's
opening a mini bottle. Oh it'stetos. Look at you. You're not
you splurging. That's better than thelast stuff that you got for us.
What was that? I don't know. I think that was portant. Yeah,
I think that was major, majorproblem. So how many of those
(05:39):
are you putting in? Two minibottles of tetos going in the shaker?
It's okay, I couldn't. Ididn't know how much was in this as
far as like equivalent to a shot? Does it not say? Oh?
So I like it doesn't say likehow many out? I couldn't find ounces
(06:00):
on here, so I was like, oh, I'll pour it into a
SHOPA I didn't think about, likeI don't have a funnel to get it
like back in. So the productof that is this one's a little shy.
So I love it. That's it'sso exact, you know, it's
just kind of like it's like kindof like cooking. You just kind of
(06:21):
throw some things in there and hopefor the best. Oh okay, we're
adding I don't say that, okay, okay, So how many shots are
you putting of that? One shota simple syrup and then one shot and
one shot of kalua? Okay,all right? I like kalua. It's
(06:43):
one of my favorites. I likeputting that in. Yeah, I like
Khalua. I don't never buy it, that's fine, that's okay. Oh
thanks, Actually over I'm afraid toshake this and I'm gonna like it,
especially with coffee and okay, okay, this is gonna go bad. Don't
(07:05):
be cute with it. Don't doit. It's gonna get Okay, are
you sure you got it? Oh? Wow? All right? I mean
I think it looks good. Right, it looks like coffee. Okay,
Oh look, can you that's impressiveright there? That right? Please be
(07:28):
careful? All right, we arewe ready to try it out. I'm
really scared. Okay, cheers,cheers, cared. It's strong. I
(07:50):
actually like it. You don't likeit. It's no coffee is strong.
The espressive was strong. I know. I'm thinking the vodka stro really yeah.
Oh I didn't drunk. I waslike, there's a lot of espresso.
Espresso worked. No, the espressois not my issue. I think
it tastes good though. I likeit. It's this is so much better
(08:13):
than the other one. No,no, I agree, fix your face.
It's the vodka, right, Ithink it's the espresso. You don't
like it. I should think ittastes We're gonna be wired in about five
seconds, so like, oh thatone hit different. Okay, here's the
problem. How can it continually beoperation like operator error, right, because
(08:37):
it's like I'm following the recipe,but ever time like sperator error. Right.
I mean, maybe this is theway it's supposed to taste. Maybe
you did it perfectly right. Shouldyou be with that? Should you put
more simple syrup in it? Doyou want more? No? Okay,
I'm just asking questions less. Yes, I mean, it's not bad.
(09:05):
Let me, I'll drink It's fine. Mm one day I'll find something I
can make us that's not a disaster. One day I think you did well.
I like, she hated it.It's it's just it's that vodka.
It just it gets you. Mh. So that extra splash is too
much. Usually yeah, it's usuallythe king so it's always yeah, Okay,
(09:31):
it's not bad. Oh get you? It really gets you? Okay.
Oh my gosh. Well that wasmy dumpster fire of a segment.
What's yours? I was going tocontinue on with our our crips from all
of the states. Yes, okay, So last week we talked about the
(09:52):
Alabama white thang, white than whitethang, just everybody's aware thang allow Aska
to Zurich, Alabama, Alaska,Arizona, Arkansas. Oh wow, that
just abruptly stopped. Okay. Imade a list of all states in case
I had to sing it again,but I figured I would just stop at
(10:13):
the next two. It's just soabrupt I was expecting it to continue.
It's a build up to just earOh wow. So I'm gonna have to
wait until we get to like theend to be able to sing the whole
thing. Yes, please have allthe states home, because I get I
get caught up at like the noarea. No, we were very well
aware that you got caught up lasttime. Alabama, Alaska, Arizona,
(10:35):
Arkansas, California, Colorado, Connecticut, Delaware, Florida, Georgia, Hawaii,
Idaho, Illinois, Indiana, Iowa, Kansas, Kentucky, Louisiana,
Maine, Maryland, Massachusetts, Michigan, Minnesota, Mississippi, Missouri, Montana,
Nebraska, Nevada, New Hampshire,New Jersey, New Mexico, New
York, North Carolina, North Dakota, Ohio. That's what fucks me up
(10:56):
every time. Wait a minute,you were just talking those days because I
had to Pennsylvania, Ryano, SouthSouth Dakota, Tennessee, Texas, Utah,
Vermont, Virginia, Washington, WestVirginia was hunts in Wyoming. I
had to do it because that partfucks me up. It still kind of
fucked you up, but that mademe really hug why it could beautiful.
(11:20):
But anyway, Alabama, Alaska,Arizona, Arkansas. That's right. So
now we're doing the Arizona. Soit's the air. Fuck it up.
It's always got. Don't make mesing again, don't make me do it.
No, it's I got Arizona,and don't worry about that. It's
the monster's name. Well I'm excited. Oh mcgolie mcgolan, mcgolan, mogolan.
(11:48):
Wait a second, there's a cryptinname. Mcgoland is a last name.
That's not like a crypt mister mcgolanckmcgolan. Wait, I can't see
it. It's two elves. I'mthinking it's not like it's an ell,
but yeah, maybe it's It's notlike Spanish where it's say, yeah,
you don't know, Okay, howwould you say that? I mean we're
(12:11):
in the mccoobi then, right,Okay, anyways, mcgolden, mcgoland,
mcgoland, McGlocklin. It's definitely notMcLaughlin the mcgoland monster aka the Arizona Bigfoot.
Here's the thing I've been reading,because I've been reading ahead a little
(12:31):
bit. Literally every state has adifferent bigfoot I have. This is a
segment for me. That's all ofthis is You've done this for me,
and I am so excited. I'mso excited. You're excitement my big foot
shirt next week. Contain your excitement. Contain your excitement for men. You
have a bigfoot? Where did youget this when I was in Seattle?
(12:52):
Of course you did. And it'sgot a big foot on it, just
like blow bubble. He's chilling,blowing bubble gum. Is he saying anything?
Oh, he doesn't say shit.He just like lurks around and brings
people out. Ellen does surprise.And You're like, I didn't seek champion.
He just chills, you know,seek champion. Anyway, it's this
Arizona bigfoot, okay, is atype of bigfoot orient originated in the Mongolanka
(13:18):
m That's where it was first sighted. That hurts more mongolan rem stop saying
it. That's what it says.Arizona. That's it's it's the It's a
place. Reports of footprints, videos, and hair samples have been documented,
but no conclusive evidence has ever beenfound to date. The physical characteristics of
(13:43):
a Mongolan monster is reported to bea uh bipedal humanoid over seven feet tall,
within human strength, in large eyesthat some claim to be wild and
red big foot. Its body issaid to be covered with long black,
(14:05):
reddish brown hair with exclusive with exclusionof the chest, face, hands,
and feet, so there's no there, okay. Reports claim that it has
a strong and pungent odor, describedas dead fish, skunk, bad body
odor, decaying peat moss, orthe musk of a snapping turtle. Okay,
(14:30):
can we unpack that from one second? Of course we can. Yes.
I think it's funny how it's likevery distinct smells of like death,
just yes, like stickaying fish,a skunk, some type of musk of
a snapping turtle that like, Idon't know what the fact that smells like
it doesn't smell good, but thenlike bolay is mixed in there with it,
which doesn't seem as drastic as themusk of a snapping turtle would to
me, I mean the body odorof some people. It's like the musk
(14:56):
of a snapping turtle. Could besaid that it smells like dead, like
big foot here. Uh yeah,when you can smell him for rooms away,
bad body odor saw m saying Omagolden rim classic macgolden rim. All
right. It is said that thecreature is omnivorous, nocturnal, and very
(15:18):
violent. Oh here's the problem.As I read further, which you will
notice, there's no violence of thiscreature. All of the silings had no
mind presence. He writes people's cards, but he is aggressive. Well there's
one account. That's that's why thiswhole thing happened. Anyways. It is
generally reported to walk with wide andhuman strides. Leaves behind foot princes measuring
(15:41):
twenty two inches in length. Isit wide this way? Yeah? I
think it's like he's got like chaffingright here, is trying. Yeah,
he's just trying to like make surehe doesn't get more chasing, trying to
air out. Dude, Like,oh, I'll a sea turtles snapping turtle.
People like confusing me. The muskof a snapping turtle is horrendous.
(16:06):
It's not okay. It is saidto produce a whistle sound or scream,
and explore camp sites during night.It is also believed to consume deer and
other wildlife by decapitating them with whatwith his own hands? Very specific,
and I'm just does he like also, like, we'll just a sword too,
And he's like, yeah, yeah, does he just decapitated deer?
(16:26):
I mean, when you go intocamp sites, surely you find weapons of
some sort, so he just likepillages camp HUDs for He's trying to be
more efficient, so he's just decapitatingthings as he comes across them. Reported
sightings ranged from the Mongolian m That'swhat I'm saying. It's quick and efficient
(16:47):
if I'm necessary, but it's quick. If I was no zombie apocalypse,
I would be wielding a sword andjust decapitating zombies. But I mean that's
a zombie apocalypse, not you know, not Jerry Day creeping through campsites being
like I healed a soord lotchet,That's right, you never know, next
(17:08):
never stood a chin. I waslike, oh god, what's that snapping
turt? Here? The Muscus arerelatives, who's got the bo? I
know, cherry cherry? Oh god? Okay. Reported sightings range along the
Mongolan Rim from Prescott, Arizona northto Williams, Arizona, southeast of the
(17:32):
Alpine Arizona south to Clifton, Arizonato the northwest, bast back to Prescott.
And we know all of that geographycompletely. That all makes sense to
It's probably in a woodsy area.It sounds like it's probably. My assumption
is it's a large stretch of theStates. It's a lot, okay,
okay. So the oldest known documentedsighting of the Mongolan Monster was reported in
(17:52):
nineteen oh three edition of the ArizonaRepublican, in which I. W.
Stevens described a creature near seen nearthe Grand Canyon as having long white hair,
which is the thing, not sored and brown like this. It's
four right, okay, right,matted, his beard reached his knees.
He's very beardy. It sounds justlike and he was dirty who lives off
(18:17):
the grid, and he's just goingthrough it. And that's where the name
Jerry King just don't under Jerry.He has been living out here in the
Grand Canyon for twenty years. Yeah. He looks rough and he stirs like
a skunk. Don't go to Imean that everybody's like big Foot. It's
just Jerry. He's a wild man. I don't know. There was some
(18:37):
screeching. He looks dirty, theythreatened him whatever. Another early documented Another
early documented sighting was recounted by acryptozoologist Don Davis during the mid nineteen forties.
He has he was on a boyscout trip near Peyton, Arizona,
in which he gave the following accountquote unquote was he the boy scout or
(19:02):
was he with boy scouts? Ican't tell you. Okay, we're just
gonna go with it. Okay.The creature was huge. Its eyes were
deep and set and hard to see, but they seemed emotionless. His face
seemed to be pretty pretty much devoidof hair, which I don't He had
no hair on his face. Whydo you go out to say devoid of
(19:23):
hair? Who are you? Okay? So his chest, shoulders, and
arms were massive, especially the upperarms, easily upwards of six inches in
diameter, perhaps much much more.Jerry is getting flattered. I know.
He says a couple more things blahblah blah. It's basically his like characteristics.
(19:45):
And he's like, this is definitelya big fund. Yeah. He
screamed at me, and he wasyielding a sword. The possible explanation is
generally the scientific community attributes creature sightingssuch as this either as hope or misidentification.
As recently as the early nineteen thirties, grizzly bears roamed the forests of
Arizona. These may account for theirearly days sightings, which while other large
(20:11):
mammals such as black bears, mountainlions, and elk may account for the
sightings today. ELK, wait asecond, they said, this guy walk
on his two legs and elk,No, maybe he was hungry and he
was on all fours eating something onthe ground, and like, oh nope,
he's licking water up out of thecreek. Okay, here's what my
visualization of the whole situation isn't ready? Okay, I now picturing what nineteen
(20:33):
oh three or whatever? That first, yes, yes, is there's this
man who is just he's just onsorry, he's on hard times and he
just he's living unhoused, living inthe woods or the canyon or whatever.
Right, he's gone a little loopybecause he's living by himself, talking to
trees and stuff. Yeah, andskunks, and he smells bad because he
(20:53):
keeps going near skunks, right correct, yes, and not taking his name
is Jerry. We've established that Jerryis insane. I don't know how Jerry
got his name and drum dustin andthen he's he's just like overgrown, correct
he's wild, and then he's inthere and he just he's stinky. So
he just walks like this and thenif people come near him, he's like
(21:15):
what and he charges and they're like, oh my god, it's bigfoot.
But no, it's just crazy Jerry. It's just crazy Jerry. Yeah,
that's all it is. We solvedit. It's definitely crazy Jerry, Classic
Jerry. Yeah, because some otherJerry that could be categorized cc JAY.
(21:36):
Okay, you can't create acronyms forclassic crazy Jerry. Okay, we're gonna
move on to Arkansas. Oh,we're done with cc J. We're done
with that one. Okay. Sothat's all of it. That was fun.
That was fun like that. Sohere's some other one. Okay,
(22:00):
Okay, so we're Arkansas. Isthe folk monster spelled fouk e oh,
not like folk like banjo playing amaster folk as an It's a town aka
the Boggy Creek Monster. I likethat one. That's fun. The legend
of the Boggy Boggy Creek Monster haslong captivated the people of Folk Arkansas,
(22:25):
a little town one hundred fifty milesoutside a little rock. It is said
that Folk is the first place thatthis cryptid was spotted in. According to
the legend, the Boggy Creek Monsterstands between seven and eight feet tall on
two feet, weighs close to threehundred pounds. It's chest, legs,
and arms were all covered with thickblack hair. It's big foot. I
mean every figured to fucking states,they have their own big foot. Jerry,
(22:48):
get back in Arizona and cut itout, Hammets. The first reported
siding go all the way back toeighteen thirty four, when people began to
report a large, hairy wild manwas roaming around Arkansas. Here's the thing.
They literally just said it. Hewas crazy, crazy Jerry. And
think about it, like they didn'thave help for people who were like not
in their right mental state, sothey just ran a role. Well,
(23:12):
I'm crazy, Jerry. Get himback in Arizona. Lets he travels a
lot, He's everywhere. In thenineteen hundred sightings around Folk became very frequent.
Residents spotted the monster more than fortytimes in nineteen ninety seven alone.
It has been suggested that the animalis nocturnal, but a hunter reported a
(23:33):
sighting in broad daylight in the SulfurRiver area near Folk in two thousand.
Did he take pictures? Apparently hedidn't. The Boggy Creek Monster has been
the subject of at least four differentfilms, beginning in nineteen seventy three,
The Legend of Boggy Creek. Thismovie, centered around Bobby Ford's supposed encounter
with this beast, played in adrive in theater around the country and introduced
(23:56):
millions to the legend. So basically, this fam encounter that this film was
based on accurd in nineteen seventy one, and this was Bobby and Elizabeth Ford.
I think they're both crazy because it'sjust this one account that's basically created
this whole lore, like triple times, like it's okay, right. So
(24:18):
anyway, so Bobby and Elizabeth Fordclaimed that the Boggy Creek Monster attacked their
home late on the night of Mayfirst. The monster, Elizabeth said,
reached through the screen window, butwas chased away by Bobby and Dan,
his brother, who had just returnedfrom a hunting trip. Maybe he's hungary,
maybe I don't know. So Bobbyhad was taken to Saint Michael's Hospital
in tech Sarcana and treated with largegashes on his bad attacked by a bear.
(24:44):
I'm sure it was a bear.I mean it would have to be
a bear. Come on out,okay. So he was suffering from mild
shock when he arrived. According tothe newspaper reports, although no traces of
blood were found in Ford's home,three toed fingerprints were found near the house
and scratches on the porch again likea bear toad code. Sorry it.
(25:07):
Although black bears are not by petal, they can rear up to two feet
some way four hundred pounds stands sixfeet tall, and an attempt to capitalize
on the Boggy Creek legend, Peeve'sMonster Mart sells souvenirs and trinkets based on
the beast, and has even erecteda large wooden cutout outside the store for
(25:27):
visitors and tourists to take pictures out. Damn it, I want those souvenirs
and trinketsdam that's it. I wantthose. Oh my god, know what
they are. You know you boughta fucking shirt for the sack squatch.
Oh my god, I would have. I would have bought more if I
saw more stuff. I can't.Here's the thing. I want those souvenir
jots. I don't know what theyare, but I want but I want
them all. I want them.You want it on a shirt, you
(25:48):
want it on a hat, youwant it on a keychain. I'm good.
Yeah, shot glass, maybe youcan make another drink. I used
to click shot glasses. Oh,of everywhere I went. Okay, yeah,
I've probably probably have I probably haveabout two hundred. Oh, I
have a whole collection. Where doyou have them? There's gonna box anywhere
in a cabinet? Oh okay.It's because it was like the cheapest like
(26:10):
souvenir whenever I went places. SoI bought them and now they're in a
cabinet. But I mean it wasnice. I mean I could probably create
like a whole wadled display of somesort, but I don't think you should.
It's not I mean, I feellike I'm past that point in my
life that it's probably not appropriate.I agree. So there's that. I
mean, you're not in college anymore, so that doesn't I'll donate it into
(26:32):
my kids when they go to college. There you go, see, uh
huh, that's what I meant todo the whole time than you find of
their mother. Time they drink,they'll love it. Be responsible, don't
drink and dry these shot glasses.That's all I got. They're not lace
with anything. No, we're gonnawe'll move on to the nether next two.
(26:52):
What are the next two states thatwe're gonna be talking about next week?
On California and Colorado? Okay,great, so I can make it.
Okay, So mine is. Ifound these like really funny Amazon product
reviews, okay, and I wentthrough It was from like board Panda dot
com, and I went through awhole bunch of them and then kind of
(27:15):
evolved into like a little bit agame for you. Oh god. So
I have one, two, three, four, five of them. Okay,
So I'm going to read you.You know when people like make a
comment, but they have it likeI know, it keeps hitting harder and
wow, different every time. Okay. You know when you leave in a
comment and you can like title itsomething right, Yes, Okay, I'm
(27:36):
gonna read you that little title partand I'm gonna give you three options of
what you think the product is,and then I'll tell the products and then
I'll read you the review. Okay, okay, great, Okay, this
first one starting off stroo okay,hoped it would be crap and electrocute her.
Okay, what the fuck? Isit? A a toaster, b
(28:00):
a Kindle waterproof case, or seea vibrator? What did you think?
This person hoped to be crap andelectrocute her. Hoped it would be crap
and electrocute her. What are myoptions? Again? Toaster? Okay,
Kindle waterproof case or a vibrator avibrator? No, it's actually Kindle waterproof
(28:22):
case. How that's the picture ofit. So this person fake? This
person wrote the review Okay, gotthis from my mother in law's bathtime.
Hoped it would be crap and herKindle would slip out and electrocute her.
So far, this bloody thing isstaying in one piece. Great for waterproof
(28:47):
and Kindle. Crap for murders.That somebody's real review. It literally ends
with crap for murder. I shouldhave thought about this because they wouldn't have
vibrators on on Amazon, right,I don't know. I don't I think
they sell anything on Amazon, that'strue. I don't know. Okay,
(29:07):
so now wow, right, wow, So I got a couple more for
you. Okay, okay, sorry, I wear this mask to sing lullabies
to my children. Is it aa penguin mask, be a sheep mask,
or see a goose mask a sheep? It's a peak that is scary.
(29:36):
That's an Altani's music. Oh okay, you can pick someone's eye out.
It is dangerous. Okay, shesaid, I wear this mask to
sing lullabies to my children. Theyare terrified of the mask. Whenever they
protest about their bedtime or ask fortoo many sweets, I whip out the
mask and they soon know who isthe king? Would stop? Stop?
(30:04):
What is wrong with his parents?These four children gonna be trauma time and
pain with our goddamn adorable they are. They're gonna go to a zooon.
That mask is creepy as shit,so you see it. That's not okay,
it's almost that's not. No,that's worse than that. That mask,
husky mask. I think it iscreepier than this. I don't know.
(30:26):
That could hurt you, yeah,like a pook an eye out one
okay, ready, okay, thisone's not descriptive. Some interesting to see
which route you go? Okay,okay, one star is too much for
this product. Is it a thatis vague? I know, but I
want to see where you go?Is it a a metal detector, be
a police scanner, or see aUFHOE detector UFO detector. I have to
(30:52):
read you the title of this productbefore the review. Okay, okay,
it is you have PHOE detector internalagnameter interferenced with micro controller for twenty four
seven a week surveillance. I'm sorry. Okay, wait, the review is
so much better. Okay, justlisten to if you first, then you're
(31:15):
gonna have a lot to say.My gosh, I don't know if this
is a scam or if mine wasjust broken stop. But it doesn't work
and I'm still getting abducted by UFOson a regular basis. What is wrong
with these people? What is wrongwith them? Stop? Do they really
(31:36):
think that they're being abducted? Iwas reading these and I'm like, I'm
hoping people are just trolling us,Like I'm hoping people are just writing these
reviews to be intentionally ridiculous. Maybethey are, but it had to be.
I mean, who knows. Butokay, my gosh, there's is
broken one star. He's like,I'm still being abducted. This is shit.
(31:56):
It happens every night. Okay.This is another really really vague one.
Okay, Okay, it just saysworks great. Okay. Is it
a a silent mouse? Be waita minute, vibrator see an air fryer.
Okay, say again, what's thewhat's the works? Great? It
works great? Silent mouse, vibrator, air fryer, A silent mouse like
(32:22):
a mouse for a computer. Okay, I mean, I don't know what
they sell on on there. Literally, I need right. It could be
an animal. It couldn't be ananimal. I'm not doesn't squeak at all.
Okay, great, I'm gonna saya mouse. It is a mouse?
Mean Okay. My girlfriend and Iwere on the verge of breaking up
(32:42):
because I would keep her awake atnight with my constant mouse clicking. Not
anymore in all caps, consider thisrelationship saved. Wow. This mouse is
so silent. She will sometimes I'mforget, sometimes forget I'm even in the
room, and invite her over overHe's a pretty cool guy. Stop.
Stop what the fuck? No,these are fake. They're not They're not
(33:07):
real. Why would what I can'tNo. I think somebody bought this mouse
and was like, yeah, thisworks great. It's a freaking wired mouse.
Great. So they're going to createa whole story for what ridiculous?
You know what, Amazon, thisis something that you would do a thousand
percent. You're like, yeah,this works great. Here, let me
add a little bit more. Iwould be like I would probably buy the
(33:31):
U a phoe detector just because,like, come on, my god,
I'd be like, I'm sinking.I'm still gonna get up to every night.
Okay. Last one, Okay,it's the headline of it says,
keeps my son from sinning from sinning? Yes, okay? Is it a
a purity ring? B electroshock therapy? Wow? Or see male chastity wire
(34:00):
cage? None of those sound likeproducts that should be sold. I mean
them. I know it's sold onAmazon just from this. The other two,
I don't know. It's gotta bea chasty ring. What the fuck?
It's the wire cage? They sellthat litten They had a lock on
(34:21):
it. There's a there's like alock with a key. What if it
was the lock the code you hadto go and you're like, add,
someone's crossing her wait a minute,stop farting. Oh my god, Like
could you imagine. No. Okay, ready, this one's a little bit
lengthier than the other ones. Okay, okay, go for it. Okay,
(34:45):
that's pretty good. Like I can'tI can't get over the visual life.
Like Okay, it's okay. Apparently, though it lists the forty millimeter,
forty five millimeter, and fifty millimeteroptions for the gauge. I guess,
okay, my son is going throughOkay, I'm gonna read it as
she wrote it. It doesn't itOkay, she said, my son is
(35:07):
going through be start. I thinkmy son's going to be starting puberty in
the next year or so. Sincehis father left me and I am now
raising him on my own. Ibought one of these for him to wear
when he is not being supervised.It is how old is this child?
Oh? We get there. Itis well made. I made sure he
(35:30):
was unable to take it off withoutremoving the lock. I know it is
a great product because he absolutely hatesit. I don't enjoy seeing him unhappy,
but I enjoy the peace of mindknowing that he isn't messing around at
school, sitting at night, andmost of all, I am glad he
is remaining pure for the Lord Ihave questions. I have questions. So
(35:53):
okay, let me see the pictureof that again. It's a torture device.
How straight of torture device? Howdoes he wear pants? Okay that
was my thought too, because there'sno way. It doesn't just like stick
there, it's just walking through schoolworse than right, Yeah, there's no
way. Yeah. Also question howis it strapped on? Does it have
(36:15):
like a thing that doesn't show,but it would have to have something a
bellies, it's just like you justtake it off. Does it have like
a chain? And he's like everytime he moves you hear like the chain
moving underneath this clothes. It's likehe's got the stirrups. I walk into
the wild West like clink clink,clink click, like the spurs on the
back of your brus Like, whoa, check out that cowboy. Wait a
second, he's got always got aboner. What's going on with him pitching
(36:37):
a tent? What? What?No? That's not a hair less since
you loogle that? Did you see? If it was actually on? No?
I should look it up. AndI was on. Okay, he's
The last sentence says he is countingthe days eight years until he is old
enough to join the seminary and beable to take it off. Great product,
(36:59):
thanks again, like a honeymail chastitydevice. I'm looking it up on
Amazon, right, you have to. I'm gonna regret it, but I'm
gonna do it. Oh, I'mregretting it. I can't go anyway.
I don't think it's real. There'sno way. Oh oh okay, other
things, I mean other things.What is it? Okay, this is
(37:19):
nope? Is that what I'm gonnakeep looking? Actually I'm intrigued. No,
no, these are sex things.No, no, no, no,
different, there's other there's other attachmentsto it, but it imply that
it is not for attachment. Itis plies that it's advocating for sex positive
people, not this woman. Ididn't scroll off. Who was the pink
(37:39):
things? I've read about it,there was, there were other things on
there. Then I'm like, hey, dear you, but that's not what
I was searching for. So itreally brings me off. Guards what did
you put in your search? Ityped with the title of it was,
Yeah, that's probably been discontinued offthe website. I'm just saying it's been
blocked. So now I'm gonna gohe's weird, like, yeah, things
(38:00):
gratulation. Well, you're talking toyour phone too, so your phone is
listening to are you God? Damnit, it's gonna be on my phone
too. Shit. Those mentioned vibratorlike three times. So it's gonna be
a whole bunch of all kinds ofsex things on there. Great, thank
you, thank you so much.Oh my god, Okay, it's my
(38:22):
turn. Okay, okay. SoI don't know if you saw the MTV
MTV Music Awards, think yeah,of course, okay, thank you.
So yeah. So if anybody doesn'tknow, which I don't know why you
wouldn't know. But in Sync wasback together on the MTV Music Awards and
they gave Taylor Swift her I thinkit was like the Best Pop Video Award
(38:45):
or whatever. She was fangirling.They were given her bracelets. It was
like, oh my god, andSync is back together again. Were they
gonna be doing because obviously they're gonnabe ploying to like do something together,
right, giving a song together?They are, So they are doing a
song. It's going to be forthe new movie troll I think it's Trolls
Banded Together or something like which makessense because justin Timber like does a voice
(39:07):
for what's king. This is likethey're tw like twenty years since they're I
know, okay, I want tointerview for a second. I saw Bactey
Boys when they did their reunion thingingthey trial around, and I was supposed
to go before the pandemic. Igot pushed back like three years. But
I saw them last year. Yes, and it was so much fun because
it's all people around our age,always school in like thirties and forties.
Yes, and everybody's singing a Nancyand it was so much fun. Yes.
(39:30):
I was even more of an instinctfan than I was a backsty boy
fan. So I am like thethought of them having a content, I'm
like, I will, I willgo, where's the thing? I have
a story? Okay? So Iokay. So when in Sync was like
in their heyday. Brenda and Iwe want front row tickets because we want
to like a content. I knowthis. I don't know, but I
(39:52):
thought about it today and Brenda sentme pictures, so I'm gonna have to
show them too. We'll post themor whatever. But anyways, so there
was our local radio station. It'sninety five point one. Okay, they
were hosting a a I guess itwas like a competition for the best sign.
(40:13):
So it was like but it wasn'tlike for instincts specifically, but it
was like for the radio station.Whoever makes the best sign comes down to
the stadium where we're having the concert. Whoever wins front row tickets. Stop
Brenda. This was like in theafternoon, Brenda and I got off work
early. We got home. Wefound this black bedsheet. We started crafting
(40:36):
up a storm. We rolled thatbad thing up. We like went to
the stadium. We didn't know whereto park. Okay, we parked on
the wrong side of the stadium.Actually we're like running anyway, right.
We were running in our high heels, trying to like with our like our
thing on our on our arms.We're running across the thing. We get
there just in time, so weput up our banner. It was huge
(41:00):
because it was like a queen sizesheet. Yeah sheet, and we won
front road tickets to the in Syncconcert. What did your sign say?
You want to see it? Ofcourse I do, absolutely it. Basically
it was was this when they werelike still kind of like or they were
like super famous already at this point, they were already super famous, and
we had already gone to like threeconcerts in like different cities. This is
(41:22):
when they were here. She sentme a boot. Were so close to
them, you can see them sweating. Yes, do see. Oh my
gosh, this was our sign.You can swipe. Oh my gosh,
look at you guys. You wereso close we were. They got it
(41:42):
on us. Justin Timber, Icould have punched in the face. He's
so close. Was unreal. Iknow, I know, and so and
this was probably with like a polaroidcamera or like one of those like what
do they call him? I don'twant to for you like send him into
like Walmart and get him. Yeah, I know, you can see all
of their facial features. It's unreal. I know there's more she sent me
more of It wasn't in that specifictest, but yes, so we won
(42:06):
front row tickets and I was reallyproud of about that, and I was
like, oh my god. Soit brought back memories. How do you
and Brenda win us frive roaw ticketstogether? I don't know. And I'm
hoping they do another contest because youknow I will win. I'm gonna win
it. So anyways, So Ialready told her after I messaged her because
I knew she had pictures. Iwas like, if they come for a
(42:27):
reunion, I feel like, andI've seen it all over social media that
everybody is super excited about them.Well, they've been posting because I follow
Justin Termer like end Lance, spansupland Spass on Instagram, and they've both
been like posting little like teaser videosand like things of them being together whatever.
So I'm like, I don't knowif they're like creating this height for
the movie or an hep for justbeyond that, but it's a tease understthing.
(42:51):
They don't have to tease. Weare ready to go, and we
will spend the money. Let's bereal justin term, like stop working with
me, okay, and we willsend the money. Let's just get this
die bye. I will pay themoney whatever you whatever it is, whatever
it is, I'm going, I'mgoing to the reunion. I've already told
Brenda that we're gonna go. Soyou're gonna go. I'm going a thousand
percent. Everybody's gonna go. MSo we have to be on on point
(43:13):
as far as when they come out. So that we can all go because
it's gonna be Its exciting. Soanyways, I saw that brought back memories.
I feel like I knew the sharedthe story. Oh it's fairly exciting.
I know it's okay. My brotheractually just sent me a TikTok of
the person goes this one. Thiswoman goes, what's one word that you
(43:34):
said incorrectly that haunts you for therest of your life? And it flips
to Justin Timberlo and he goes,May, it's gonna be May. So
where are you pronounced incorrectly one timeand it still haunts you to this day?
Men, that's pretty funny. Ohthat was good. You go right,
(44:00):
I've got concert. We're going wherewe go any don't care? Unreal?
Okay, fine, we'll be there. Well, friends, thank you
for coming back, Thank you fordealing with this weird n Oh yeah,
get all of it, all ofus. That just I'm still working on
that. But remember, subscribe,Tell your friends, tell everybody subscribe.
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Set up notifications so you get alittle ding when we post a video.
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