Joyriding Bulls, ALIEN LOVE!! Octopuses, Underwater Volcanoes, and AITA!!

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Hello friends, welcome back. Hello, thank you for joining us again.
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So what we do is I havetwo random stories that I found online
the good old interwebs, and Courtneyhas two random stories that neither one of
us know about. And you're goingto share them with each other and with
you guys, and just see howit goes and just hope for the best.
Ring just really go that way.Yeah, sure, I have another
joke for you. So is thisgoing to be like a normal thing?

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Why? Because your reaction? Thisis your fault. Oh so how did
I not react with? This isvictim blaming here? Okay, this is
what this is? Ready twice ifI need help? One to two?
That was two? Please let's let'shear this joke? Okay, okay.
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl goingto the bathroom? This is are giggling

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in the court. Why are youlaughing? Have you heard this joke?
Yes, of course I have,great, he said, of course I
have. Like he's heard every pterodactyljoke that exists. I'm sure he knows
every dad joke. So to befair, well, do you know why
I don't know why a terod doctylhas to pee or something? Well,

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I actually kind of close. Whycan't you hear a tero doctor go into
the bathroom because the pa is silent. That was pretty good. That's great.
You almost had it unintention well yeah, yeah, oh my god.
Okay, well that was fun.So you're hurting everybody else's feelings too.

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It's not just mine, I don't. I think it's just yours. Dust
And do you feel hurt or victimizeat all today? Not at all?
Okay, Yet we've got we've gotplenty of time. Yeah, not yet,
half an hour? Anything responsible?Do you want to go first?
I'm gonna go first. I'm I'llgo first. Okay, cool, sure,

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I'm ready to go. Oh,I'll talk it away over there?
Were you talking? What? Oh? Okay, sorry to me. Okay,
So I'm distracting for you, right. I have a in my an
asshole story. Love it. Sothis one is called the Reluctant Babysitter.
Okay, okay, uh huh intrigued. Yeah, so this is the story

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from this girl's perspective. She goes, I and a friend have kids about
the same age. They're two.We recently did a girls speech trip.
I left my child at home withmy husband for the first time, and
in consequence, for the first timein two years, was child free,
my husband, she has in parentheses. My husband does what he can in
regards to our child and does alot, but has gone for a lot

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for work. So I'm never apartfrom my child. Okay, it's hard
for the first time for her tohave like her own in two years.
Okay, cool. So my friendbrought her child to the speech trip,
Okay, which is not my child? Fuck? Okay, do you want
to like start that part? Okay? Okay, So my friend brought her

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child, which no one in thegroup had a problem with it all,
except my friend has a habit ofletting, or rather forcing others to watch
our parent her child. Okay,every time we hang out she kind of
checks out, goes on her phone, or wanders off, dumps her kid
on the friend group. Well,on this beach trip, it was an
overnight trip, she did this tome. So now, remember, this

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is the first time in a veryvery long time that I've been kid free,
and here she is dumping her kidon me. Her kid is,
as she keeps saying, kid,and I don't really like that her child.
Okay, I'm a kid's a littleit's a little aggressive, yeah,
but it's a little impersonal. Too. Okay. Well, she's pissed,
and I think that's kind. She'slike this asshole, This asshole child is

(05:26):
bastard. So okay. So herkid is asking me to play with them,
walk with them, you know kidsstuff, sure, and I just
want to break. Understandable, breakis in capital letters. She just wants
a fucking break. She means it. I mean I would too, so
but here is my friend playing onher phone, was totally checked out.

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I am too. I try toredirect her child back to her, saying,
oh, you should just ask yourmom to play, which she says
without missing a beat, No,you have patience with I guess this child
you play with her. My bloodfucking boiled, and I explained to her
that I left my child at homebecause I wanted a kid free night and

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not babysit hers. She rolled hereyes and I just lost it and told
her to stop being lazy and watchher own child. Of course, she's
pissed, and the rest of thegroup had my back understandable, but my
friend was so angry. I can'thelp but feel that I'm in the wrong.
Am I the asshole? Thousand percent? No, no, no,

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But it's like she's the only friendwho brought a kid anyway too. Isn't
that weird? Yes? I meanbecause it's busy for her because she doesn't
watch her own kids. But it'salso weird too, like if if I
don't know the holes, or ifthe whole group dynamic, but if nobody
else everybody else has kids and theydidn't bring them, why are you bringing
yours? Well, obviously this issomething that she does and she probably doesn't

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think twice about it, and shejust does it because she knows that there's
going to be other women there thatare gonna be able to take care of
her child. The asshole, herfriend is the asshole. But no,
she has every right to have herown kid free night. Yeah. You
know what I would have done.I would have just pushed the kid into
her lap and say I'm going tobed, yeah, and then wait five
to ten minutes and then just leave. He's not gonna have a weekend at

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all. You're just gonna completely avoidit. I would just get the child
has to eventually go to sleep,right, Maybe maybe there's no rules.
I don't know, maybe there's nobedtime. Who knows that's true. I've
met your child too. What aboutthat what do you trying to say about
my kid? She's she's eatsy Okay, what does this have to do with
kids? I mean, I feellike this took a turn. I feel

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very defensive at the moment. She'sjust saying when she goes to sleep,
she just rolls around and she doesn'tasleep. I thought you meant like,
there's no like she doesn't a whow. No, I thought you were comparing
these kids to mine. I waslike, wait a second, No,
I'm not took a turn anyway.Wow, anyway, her mom claws were
coming out. Yeah. I waslike, hold up, girl, this

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is what I'm saying. Friends,but hold up, not the asshole.
She has every right to not haveto be responsible for anybody else's child craziness.
Absolutely, her friend's the asshole.It seems like every time we we
want these stories, we're like thefriends the asshole. The person writing is
completely in the clear. The otherperson's a dick. But now I would

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love to hear like the other sideof all these stories, yeah, because
it's probably not completely true or accurate. I want to hear their side,
like of all these other ones thatwe've heard too, that you've talked about
in a couple of episodes. Iwant the other person's perspective because I want
to be completely judgy, you know, like I want to completely judge both
sides of the story. You wantto get your you want to make sure
that it's validated. You're not theasshole, yeah type feeling. But I

(08:43):
also want to hear like their pettyside too, because chances are there's still
the asshole. But I would loveto hear they're like petty, almost irrational,
because if this chick is sitting onher phone while somebody else is like
watching her child for them, Yeah, and it seems to be like a
group consensus, So that's how she'sbehaving. So chances are she's still the
asshole. But I still want tohear her said a story because I think

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I'll just be judging her so hard. That's okay, that's what we do.
Yeah, we judge. We're good. Let us know what you think
if you think that she's an assholeor whatever, or maybe like a different
perspective, like if there's something thatmaybe you think that we're missing that maybe
she is the asshole for one reasonwe didn't see a certain side of it.

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Sure, it's in. I thinkwe're right though, I think okay,
I think so what you got?Okay? So this one I found
on I think it's odd or Idon't know O D D E E addie,
I don't dot com. Okay.So basically, to give you a

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little bit of a teaser, itsays, cops stop a joy riding Nebraska
man with something surprising riding shotgun.Okay, I can't wait. Okay.
So Nebraska cops were recently pull recentlypulled over a man after a concern nine
one one call reporting that he wasdriving around with an animal in his car.

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However, the police officers who stoppedhim were not prepared for what was
going on in the car. Ohgosh, sitting shotgun and the passenger seat
of this Ford Crown of Victoria.So just a sedan, right, was
a ginormous bull I'm sorry, likea longhorn a bull bull? Yeah,

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So how did he fit in thatcar? There's modifications, So obviously they
were not expecting to like pull overa man with like a full bull like
longhorn bull in the frontier of hiscar. But when you're pulling somebody over,
would you not have seen this?Or they pulled him over because of
it. They pulled him over becausethey got calls of people being like,

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there's a bull in somebody's far's weird, weird shotgun situation. Look at this,
you're on a roll girl. Okay. So I guess they went to
go figure out like what people werecalling about, and they see this like
sedan with this farm animal in thefront seat, right, So naturally the
bull whose name is Howdy Duty stop? Yeah? Do they have multiple bulls?

(11:20):
Whoever it was, whoever they wouldneed multiple sedans? It sounds like
because the bulls can't ride it's afamily, they have to be like this
per car. I mean the weightlimit also, well, that's a great
point. I mean it talks abouthow they modified to fit him in,
but I didn't see how they likeenforce the weight of the vehicle to support
the weight of a bull. Becausethat's a great point. I don't know

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anything about cars, but are shockssomething? No? The thing is it?
Like the little springy thing? Isthat what you need to hold a
bull up? I'm pretty pretty tough. Need some like really big ones,
like ones you when it's like bigeighteen wheeler trucks. Yeah, look at
us they're basically creating cars. Imean, I think this goes here,
and I think this is what itdoes. Bad. It sounds right,

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look at us. I've heard things, So how do you duty? Right?
Yes, he naturally couldn't fit inthe sedan without some modifications. So
the bulls owner, his name isLee Myers or does Meyer, I guess,
had made a slew of bovine accommodatingmodifications to his vehicle, bovine modifications.

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To begin, he had got togo into them. Oh, a
couple of them. Yeah, okay, okay. He had sought half of
the car's windshield and roof off,so that how do you do what?
He could fit in the car sosolid glass, So I guess he cut
somehow the glass and then the roofbecause there there he is. Well his
horn has to fit in there too, and that makes it when the what

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if? The what if? Helike started like like yeah, like i'n
him like he can gage the windshieldlike pretty easily. Those are some serious
horns, they sure are. Okay, why would you put that in a
car? Why would you need toput that in a car? Clearly,
if he has some type of farmthat can accommodate that animal. He has
something way to like trailer it,right, You would think maybe trailers are

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just too is he just like cruisingaround town with a bowl? Like why
does he eat this car modified?He's like, we're going to derry Queen
getting getting Howdy Duty like favorite pumpkinspice blizzard. Howdy Duty loves the ball.
And it's like if pumpkin spice season, get the car. Duty,
We're going Duty get the car.Duty, get the car. We're getting

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some lattes. Okay, So wecut the windshield and the roof and half
right, okay. He also replacedthe passenger side door with some type of
metal cattle gate so that he couldstrap the bull into the car more or
less securely, which he sounds verysecure if it's like many more or less
okay, Okay, I just don'tknow. These things are like really heavy,

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like a metal gate. Yeah,and the weight of this cow.
So then like also my which Ikind of like that's the only modifications at
list, And I'm trying to figureout like how the cow is getting in
the car right, because it's gotlike a like a like a thing that
like folds back into the things that'smy line too, because when you have
like an animal livesock horse trailer,the back opens our side and there's like

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a full on ramp that it canload like forward into it right right.
But if just the passenger door hasa metal cow gate, there's anything about
the back of it being modified.Is he just like I'm just gonna gives
me as in there? But it'slike he can't just like move in forward
it and like tuck his butt,Like how does that work? He does
do a button tuck get in there? How do you duty? Did he

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have to find a car that waslike long enough for it as well?
None of this makes any sense tome. None, it makes any sense.
I just don't understand. But itclaims the cherry on top of the
modifications that he had to put apair of I think fake, I don't
know, longhorns on the front ofhis car as if on a cardboard.
It looks like I made on acardboard. It looks like at the test

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some type of wood or something.But it's like as if the bull and
his actual ginormous horns weren't enough,they had to put some on the front
of the car right fast for sureof course. Yeah, but apparently this
is not his first time cruising aroundRodeo stopping Corney. Yes, sorry,

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I'm I don't I loved it.That was fantastic. Feel like I'm turning
into you. We spend way toomuch time together. You're welcome. I'm
very happy with that. Good.So apparently him and Howdy Duty cruise town
around together. Maybe they're picking upchecks. I don't know where does she
put where does he put the cheese? Like any cows up in here?
What does he the county fair?Just trying to pick up some cows.

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They're like, oh my god,Okay, well we know that there's not
enough room for another cow. Somaybe the guy that's driving the car that's
to call like an uber a muberNo, oh my god, what a
second. Lee Meyer should take everycrap Victoria he can get and modify it

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and create a mover system in Nebraskawhere he can create this weird like dating
program for bowls and calfs to meet. He cruises through town with how Do
Duty and he's like, do youput like ropes on the back because the're
gonna only be one bow vine ina car at a time, So they
put saddles and then you wait aminute, wait is there enough judge?

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But now you're getting into it.This is exciting in a minute. Okay,
so this is what I'm thinking.Obviously, I think this is a
bow vine human type thing. Okay, we're waiting clarification I needed. So
we have the car with the bovinein the in the human. What a
the sidecar situations? Well, Iwas thinking if they had like ropes on
the back and they had all theirbow vines and he put like saddles on

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there, then you can hit allpeople too. It's a bovine cattle system.
So Moober is not just for cows. It's also for people. Or
if it's like Howdy Duty and Leemaiare trying to travel together, like anybody
in their cow companion could just traveltogether because of the Mober. You know

(17:14):
what, this feels lucrative. Everybody'sgonna be doing you know what, we're
trading trademarking this right now. Everybody'slike, you could have it the Mober,
Like can't. I don't know.I got on the nails and we've
we've made it better than it is. He just cruised around town. He's
he's doing what he basically only gottena little bit trouble because it's like,

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your car is not street legal.You can drive around, It's true,
you can't drive on with the boatmine, right, this is a situation.
So they were like, please gohome, Please go home, just
just park it, just don't moveit. Get off the roads too much.
Your cow at home? Please thankyou? Crazy? Right, that

(18:00):
is crazy. I mean, butI feel like maybe we should contact Lee
and tell him about our idea.But the mover, oh my god,
he would love it. Yeah,and he could start an actually he could
figure out how to make them sthe could do like monthly updates with him,
and he could just like check inwith us. I'm a mental image
of what Lee looks like in myhead. To look like he's got glasses,
okay, he have white hair.No. Interestingly, he's younger,

(18:25):
tall and skinny though. Okay,he's got a mustache, not a good
ways like a crapy curR okay,but not like manicured. It's it's kind
of it's it's rough, looks likeit's got some bull hair in it.
I don't like that. An't likethat at all. The thing he's driving
around right and there's a full onbull in the passenger seat. He's made

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only modifications. You know, it'sdrafty in that car, right, it
is drafty, so the wind getknocked out. Here's the thing. I
know nothing about Nebraska. I'm gonnaassume it's windy. They get tornadoes and
shit, I'm gonna say it getsgusty. Right, So he's driving around.
It's a gusty day, of course, and this wind comes and then
like just the hair from the bull, just how does it not get like
stuck like in in your mouth?And it's like, how Dony Duty cut

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it out? No? See,in my head, he was a little
bit older. Okay, that kindof makes sense. I just like pictured
him just being like almost like retireor like retirement age. I'm just kind
of like given a ship. Yeah, I just not like I've been doing
this farming thing. I'm like,he's got time on his hands where you
get modified cars. Yeah, He'slike, I've retired, i don't have

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as many livestock as I used to. I'm bored for a cruise. Howny
Duty's his favorite. How do Duty? They're buds? There be fifs.
He's like, why wouldn't you takehim me around. I want to come
around with you. I want tolike drive up and down and find women
with you. Yeah. Yeah,maybe he's just like bored and lonely on
the farm and he's buy himself andhe's like, let's go cruising. Oh

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my gosh, so classically. Wheredid you find that article? I just
it's a lot. Yeah, okay, your turn, my turns. I

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don't know if I can talk thatone. Wait to hear my second one.
Well, I have some serious stuff. Oh wait, let me let
me adjust myself to get serious.Are you ready? This is the this
is the tiny deep sea we're see. We're in the water again, as
we were last week. Deep seahot tubs help octopus moms hatch their eggs

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faster. You said this so serious. It is serious studies. I have
a theory that all octopies, whatthey're called octopi, multiple octopus octops,
octopussies were called octopusies. I don'tknow they were. I would not call

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them that. I'm gonna stick withOCTOPI. I'm gonna have to don't.
I'm gonna need you to do.I'm gonna need you to google it and
figure out what multiple octopi. Areyou just don't want it to Google search
on your phone. She doesn't wantto start octopusy all right, plural of
octopus. Okay, Okay, it'sprobably octopi, right, I would think
it'd be octopi the Octopusy. No, I think that's really funny. It

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makes sense, but no, it'snot. What Doesen's like? No,
it's like actually scientifically thought. It'sgonna gonna lie and say it is.
Okay. I have a theory aboutoctopi. Oh okay, I'm convinced they're
all fucking aliens. Oh okay,because I feel like if there were aliens
living on our planet, which thereprobably are, of course, they would

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be in the form of an octopusbecause they're just fucking bizarre, right,
Like, even as far as sacreatures go, they're fucking weird. Yeah,
They're just so strange, and I'mlike, that's an alien And every
time I see them do something,I'm like, nope, alien, all
right ready, Okay. The wordoctopus is a Latinized form of the Greek
word blah blah whatever. Whatever.Okay, it's a Latin word for octopus.

(22:12):
The Oxford Dictionary claims that octopuses isthe correct plural form of octopus,
which is probably is like maybe worse. Wow. So that's the Oxford Dictionary,
Oxford Dictionary, the Mirriam Webster Dictionary, or whatever it says. Octopi

(22:36):
Okay, there's a couple of differentoptions. There's also octopodes octopods. That's
fun. I like that one,that's my favorite. But you're saying Octopussy's
not on there at all. Octopuses. I like octopi or octopode. I
think the best podes lit of acurveball for me, I always expected.
I have another question. Okay,can you google it? What is a
group of octopuses called what do youthink? It's called orgy? A bunch

(23:06):
of vaginas? I don't. It'scalled a a nightmare, an alien invasion.
Possibly, I don't know. I'mtelling you, next time you watch
a video of an octopus, justlook at them an octopod, and just
think about them being an alien andyou'll be like, yeah, no,

(23:27):
that's true. A group of octopusesis called a consortium. Consortium came up
with that? That's dumbed Google?Did I feel like down by that one?
Yeah? But we got octopod outof that, and I like that
octopod, octopode, octopode. Yeah, octopod would be like one I don't

(23:51):
know, I don't know, likejust a single I feel like I made
it up. Yeah, I feellike it's like an octopus, octopus who
lost seven of its legs. It'san octopod unipod. That would be interesting.
It'd be like a put like abig old hit on it. He'd
be so top heavy. Yeah,he'd be like like one leg He's like,

(24:18):
come on, Curt, push meanyway about these times for octopodes,
female octop Yes, okay, yes, okay, okay, So this is
from the Washington ap Okay, okay. So most octopuses lead solitary lives.

(24:40):
Okay, So scientists were startled.We're startled to find thousands of octopus huddled
together protecting their eggs at the bottomof the ocean off central California coast.
Now researchers have Now, researchers mayhave solved the mystery of why these pearl
octopus congregates. Is that what youjust said, I already have the answers

(25:00):
in my thing. He didn't saycongregate, Sorry, same word. Whatever,
Okay, So the mystery about theseoctopus congo cong Okay, heat seeping
up from the base consworm. It'sa congregate. Heat seeping up from the

(25:23):
base of an extinct underwater volcano helpsthese eggs hatch faster. Interesting, right,
they're an incubator underwater inact. Right. But there are some bad things
that we're going to learn about.There are clear advantages of basically sitting in
this natural hot tub, says JanetVoid, an octopus biologist at the Field

(25:44):
Museum of Natural History in Chicago andco author of of a study which is
published which was published on Wednesday,the last Wednesday octopus biologists. That's very
specific. That is, the researcherscalculated that the heat nest location more than
half of the time it took halfof the time. It was half of
the time that it took four eggslaid there to hatch, reducing the risk

(26:08):
of being munched on by snails,shrimp, or other predators. So the
nesting site, which the scientists dubbedan occupus octopus garden cute alien garden,
was first discovered in twenty eighteen byresearchers from the Monterey Bay National Marine Sanctuary
and other institutions. The team usedan underwater remote vehicle to film the throng

(26:33):
of nearly six thousand octopus nesting twoA throng, I don't like that word.
The octopus about the size of agrape fruit, perched there, perched
over their eggs, laid on therocks, heated by water seeping up from
the sea floor. It was completelyincredible when suddenly, when they suddenly saw
thousands of pearl colored octopus all upsidedown with their legs up in the air,

(26:57):
moving around. They are dirty horse, just like that. Huh oh
my god. Uh okay. Sofor three years, scientists monitor the site
at the to understand the hatching cycle, recording both a development stage of eggs

(27:18):
at thirty one nests and the inevitabledeath of the octopus moms. Because what
happens is that it's so much hotterdown there that the eggs hatched faster,
but the moms don't eat the entiretwenty three or twenty one months that it
takes to hatch these eggs. Ohmy god, that they die. And

(27:41):
that's sad am I eating at all. I think it's something that like though
it's too hot down there, forthem to live long term. But that
makes sense. They're like, Iknow, because you're just still perched there.
Yeah, because it's sad. Itusually takes four years to an octopus.
For an octopus to hatch, whatright, But they're usually in cooler
water so they're don't die basically,is what it is. Oh my god,

(28:02):
can you mean it? For fouryears? We're like laying an egg
and like buy piece, but likefour year years. I think an elephant's
like two, isn't it. Idon't any months or something like that.
I wouldn't know that. So anyways, I found that very interesting. That's
really cool. Yeah. Anyways,I mean that's confirmation to their aliens right
there. For me, well,they're just hatching and killing their moms.

(28:23):
So it's sad and I really didn'tlike that they're murdering before they're even alive.
That's interesting. Yeah. Octopodes,octo pussies, octave pussies. Okay,

(28:45):
so up, there's likely Okay,what you got? What you got?
Okay? So my next one itis from interesting dot com apparently a
site. Okay, it's a littlelittle teaser. A London YouTuber who swore

(29:07):
off men found an unexpected love.I feel like my stories are just fucking
ridiculous and yours are factual. It'sstill ridiculous, but actually have data and
mine's like, what this guys escorting? He's gonna start a mob. That's
okay, okay, okay, I'mready. Apparently, despite having beauty and

(29:32):
talent on her side, Abby Bella'syear began with a string of bad dates.
However, after the London actress jokedonline about wanting to an alien to
abduct her, she got more thanshe bargain for. Oh my, she
unabducted by an alien. So sheshe claims she fell in love with an
alien from the Adromada whatever octopus Galaxy'sfun little you can the octopus are definitely

(30:02):
aliens by aliens, Bella said.The paranor We'll give him a microphone.
Bella said that the paranormal visitation waspreceded by harmless dreams of a white light.
However, on May thirty one,twenty twenty one, that glow was

(30:23):
accompanied by a voice telling her towait in the unusual spot despite wait a
minute, who's telling her this?Some some voice, a voice while she's
sleeping, So she's having random dreamsof this like white glowy light okay.
And then the dreams started also beingaccompanied by this voice telling her to quote

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wait in the usual spot, asif there's like a normal rendezvous spot is
what it seems like, right,like in her dreams maybe she said she
knew where to sit by an openwindow, like that's what the usual spot
is like. Also like her openwindow where like somebody else's. But like
even if it is just an openlike how unoriginal? Right, be a

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little bit more creative? Come on? Okay? When she did? Uh?
When? Okay? Yeah, whenshe did. The following evening,
Bella was allegedly carried to a UFOby a bright green beam. Wait a
minute, and it went from whiteto green. Yeah, she's dreaming about
this like glowing white whatever, okay, And then she hears his voice like,

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hey, you know where to go? Find another window over there,
go clean this other window where sheused to be, Go get over there.
And then she's like sits by thewindow and then she's like green beam
apparently apparently okay, sorry, sorry, sorry, I lost my green me.
She said she wasn't afraid though,so don't worry Corney, okay,
god, I mean I was worried, though she was gonna be worried,
yes, even as five tall beings. Of course, this is the problem

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I have. I I death definitelyhave. I'm I'm not gonna say that
there's no way that aliens because Imean, who knows, right, we
don't like we live on this planet. Who's to say other things will live
on other planets? Right? Remember? Okay? But what drives me crazy
is she says that these five tallaliens were gray. And it's like every
single like sci fi movie there's alwayslike a beam and like gray creatures,

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right right. It just feels likeoriginal to me, of course anyway,
but maybe they are. They welcomedher inside the UFO, these tall gray
creatures hither and they also did thelegs and they were octopodes. Did they
offer her cheese and wine? Ohmy god? And some chocolate? We
would be the easiest victims for aliens. Absolutely. They're like, comes here,
a little girl we've got saying grey. Yeah, okay, it's a

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white figures done. We're like,beam us up. They're like, no,
we're not invited anymore. We're like, we want more cheese up,
Scott, Scottie? Is it?Sam can you throw down the cheese,
then really drafty up there. Anyway, she's inside this UFA with these like
tall octopus gray creatures. They're notoctopods, I'm to say now in a

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hilarious turn of events, Okay,she even fell in love with one of
them, but she was told theirfeelings were forbidden. Stop who is she
telling this too? Okay, soaccording to her, oh god, okay,
sorry. According to her gray skinnedsuitor, alien and human relationships were

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strictly forbidden for who who Who's forbiddingit? But she said, quote,
he was willing to give it ago. Who the fuck is she talking
to? Like? Who is whois she talking about? I think she
did some mushrooms or some psychedelics orsomething. And she was like green creatures.

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People are like, you're standing ata traffic light. Okay, there's
a traffic light, it's green.You're talking to it like you have to
get out of the intersection, lady, And she's like aliens okay, okay,
forbidden love right, forbidden, which, of course, make sure I
want to go for more, right, right of course? Okay. There
was one who connected with me,she said. I didn't get his name,

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but I felt exactly the same way. He said, I had to
consent to go with them, butI didn't want to say yes in case
they took me forever. It soundslike she's got commitment issues. It sure
does. She was then returned toher apartment twenty minutes later. Oh,

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I guess she wouldn't consent to goingwith him forever. I don't know.
There's a lot that happened in twentyminutes. Really, it feels like she
saw green beams, saw these tallthings and was like, hey, I
love you. This is forbidden.Okay, but what if the feeling wasn't
mutual and he was like trying tolearn down nicely. She's like, I
love you and he's like, I'msorry. It was like intergalactic relationship is

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forbidden. It never happen. I'vetried, it doesn't. I travel a
lot for work. There's no way. I'm on a total different time zone
text you while you were awake.I'd basic it would just it doesn't work.
It doesn't work. I just relationshipsfailing for me. You have to
go back. He's like, yougotta go back, and she's like fine.
Twenty minutes later, she's back inher bed okay, okay. So,

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in her view, aliens provide extraquality of care based on a twenty
minute interaction. Right, Why,She's got a lot of information in twenty
minutes, while men tell lies andhave double standards. Whoa, this girl
just got burnt before she you knowwhat, She can't be angry and men
anymore, her girlfriends whoever it was, so she now she's taking out on

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the alien. You know what,though, everybody now, no matter who
she meets, is going to havethis unrealistic standard that she's created now that
they're never gonna be able to liveup to. Because if she's convinced that
she met an alien, that shefell within tw any minutes and couldn't live
with him because the time zone differentand he traveled a lot for work,

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then she's like, no one's evergoing to be perfect for her. Now,
she's never gonna find anybody. Andyou'd be like, fuck you,
Brad, You're not an alien.He's like, why it's I have an
octopus anyway, And for the timebeing, she says she's just gonna wait
for her second date. Stop.Is she serious? What is allegedly allegedly?

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Yeah, I don't know. Ohmy god, I think it's amazing.
Why Okay, I feel like sheneeds a little help. I feel
like this is her cry for help, and I feel like we should help
her. Do we know what hername is? Should we send her a
letter? Yeah? I had iton here. Her last name was like
Bella, hold on, I haveit. But she's a YouTuber, so

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I mean, I don't know.Is this making an awkward? Now?
Abby? Her name is Abby Bella, Abby Bella, take girl? Hey
what girl? Everyone thinks that's afake name, right, it has to
be absolutely it can't be her realname. It's too good, too good,

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not wrong, not wrong at all. Now her video, she's talking
like cling on or something. Canyou start talking cling on? I feel
like that was too quick. Idon't even need a old sentence. I
can't even do the star Trek thing. I can't even do it. Is
that's not atriment. I can't doit. What is happening? I can't

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do it. If we were aliens, what would be a were like interstallar
mission? A mission? Yeah,well right, isn't. What they're doing
is what they're doing. They're goingto planets to live in the ocean as
like eight legged creatures. So like, what would be our mission? Yeah?
But wait a minute, but whatdoes an octopus is? Octopus?

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Octopusy? Okay, to pod?Okay, octopode, octopod octopo. Sorry,
touch your toes? I was weird. We don't do that ever.
Again, I was bracing myself forour mission. I don't know what my
mission would be. I feel itcouldn't be a cliche thing of like we
have like a like a sphere shapedlike ship and then there's like beams and

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then we're like tall gray creatures.Feel like, no, I just don't
think that could be our alien forms. Do you think that the aliens when
they look at us, are theylike these people are fucking idiots. If
they can get to our planet andwe can't get outside of our solar systems,
then yeah, we're definitely idiots comparedto them. Huh. I want

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to know what they think about us. I wonder if we can get them
on an interview. I wonder canwe get her boyfriend on an interview?
No? No, no, no, we wouldn't have from work and mindy
though. Okay, wait, Ihave a theory now, okay, what
if aliens are so much smart thanus that when they get to our planet,

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like their their their intellectual level isdumbed down from what they're actually is.
But to be on our planet,they're as smart as an octopus,
which is very intelligent. Octopus aresuper smart. But what if when they
get to our planet they are they'relike crafty bitches octopodes. But like what
if they get to our planet andthey're like, they can't be as intelligent

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they are because obviously, yeah,a planet like melts them into something that's
still intelligent, but not like they'reintelligence. Like right now, you're an
octopus, escape Ajar and they're like, fine, no problem, into a
jar and escape Ajar. Escape it. That's right. I've seen that video
and they like and it was thatthey're in aquariums like I've heard stories like
they escape their enclosures and they're likechilling is walking around. They're smart.

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What if they're escaping because they're tryingto get back to their mothership probably like
bitch stops stopping me. I haveto get out of here. I got
to get my beam. My beamis at the way tho light beam.
I have to go to buy thewindow so my grayfriends are waiter could be
there at like five o'clock. I'mgonna be like, guys. Oh wow,

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well that was fun. That wasfun. We learned a lot we
did. Yes, we learned alot of factual things about aliens and optopuses.
And we're starting a new a newjob. We're gonna start a Moberber
probably two weeks. For now,it's gonna take a wik because we have
to get all the modifications for ourcar. Son take a while to give

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us two weeks. I mean,at least we'll let you know. We'll
keep you posted on the mob.We did think of like a funny little
like catchphrase or slogan for it nowtoo. Oh absolutely, doesn't you add
some fun graphics from uber on here? We'll see. Okay. Yeah,
I don't know, late, Idon't know what you mean, but okay,
we'll talk maybe like a move.I don't know something. You're creative.

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Do you think it's something fund Tobe fair, I wasn't fully paying
attention, so you weren't on theedge of your seat listening to us.
No, I will want to editit though, I'll pay attention. Great.
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