June 19, 2023 • 9 mins
Hi Friends! Who's up for a TIPSY QUICKIE?!
Join us as we do a little bit of this and a little bit of that! We read a Halloween themed Mad Libs for the first time that our Patrons made for us! We also read some amazing SLAM POETRY!! Cheers!
Submit your own poetry: https://www.tipsypod.com/poetry
Support the Caritas of Austin: https://www.caritasofaustin.org/
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Join us as we do a little bit of this and a little bit of that! We read a Halloween themed Mad Libs for the first time that our Patrons made for us! We also read some amazing SLAM POETRY!! Cheers!
Submit your own poetry: https://www.tipsypod.com/poetry
Support the Caritas of Austin: https://www.caritasofaustin.org/
—
► WEBSITE: https://www.tipsypod.com
► PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/tipsypod
► MERCH: https://www.tipsypod.com/shop
► FACEBOOK GROUP: https://www.facebook.com/groups/tipsypod
► INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/tipsypod
► YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/theyreterrifiedtipsy
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(00:00):
Check baby, check baby. Welltwo dree, can you hear me?
Now? Can you hear me?Lassie? Mama? Are you dying?
Are you okay? So I'm recording? Sorry, did you mean to make
you harry tomorrow? Carry on?Carry on because nothing really matters anyway.
(00:30):
Hi Courtney, Hi, say so, We've got a little short episode for
everybody that we have so lovely nameda tipsy Quickie. I love everything about
that too. It's got a littlepunny it's a little sexual, little sexual.
Yeah, you just never know.It's fun, little curveball. It's
(00:53):
a quickie. So we're gonna doa few of these. We're gonna do
just some short form ridiculousness. Thisepisode, we have a mad libs and
some slam poetry. So what we'vedone is we have a mad libs book
that's like spooky Halloween e kind oftheme, and we are posting on our
(01:15):
Patreon. Well, Dustin is becausehe's keeping us in the dark on it
so that when we read it nowis the first time that we're seeing incorrect.
So what Dustin is doing is he'sposting on our Patreon and asking for
like nown verb adjicitate, whatever theorder is for the story, and our
patrons are submitting random words with onlyknowing what the title the stories. I
think about the story correct and thenDustn't takes their suggestions and puts it in
(01:38):
in that order into the story.Yeah, prints it out, gives it
to us to blindly read because lookat us. Go dance, Monkey Dance.
I don't think I approved this,but I'm gonna do it anyway because
I loved lives me too. Andwe've also posted a couple of times on
our Facebook group for people to submitsome random slam poetry yeah, anything,
(02:00):
and we've gotten three so far,so keep that in mind. We definitely
want people to keep submitting more.Yeah, and if you want to submit
some slam poetry, you can visittipsy pot dot com slash poetry and send
us some weird ship because clearly we'llread it clearly. And if you'll be
part of our mad libs and anythingelse that patreon hast our Patreon, there's
(02:23):
free trials, all types of stuff. Check it out. Ye. Okay,
should we start with our mad libs? I think we should. Okay.
The title of the story is calledbag or Bucket. Okay, okay,
Okay, here we go. Let'ssee, Halloween is all about dancing
candy. Here are some tips tohelp you get as much banana as you
(02:46):
can and from all the accountants inyour neighborhood. That's okay, sectional a
little creepy. The most important thingto do is pick out a fancy candy
bucket. Usually the shapes like apurple pumpkin. But if you really want
a huge Tricker treater, okay,No, I don't go to your Australia
(03:12):
and get a pillow box from yourbed. Of course, you'll need to
take out the comfy tree to makeroom for all of your candy, but
it's abnormally worth it. Okay,a pillow case can hold thirteen pounds more
candy then you can ever jump ina lego, then hula the pavement and
(03:37):
start demanding vegetables. Fuck this candytable. Go to as many bookstores as you
can and shout out Tricker needle beforethe night is weak the end. Wow,
wellhob snaps, I can't stay them. Yeah, wow, that was
(04:05):
something that's pretty good. I umI didn't mad libs one time by only
using the word fuck, because it'sit's literally everything. It could be a
noun it could be pronoun it,it could be literally anything. Yeah.
Yeah, it was funny and amazing. I mean the word itself is pretty
great. Yeah, because of courseI could do it is like fucking yeah,
it was really I actually had madLibs at my wedding and I had
(04:27):
him at like all the little place, like every all the seats. Basically
we reception and it was about ourlike a wedding, like our story.
Oh cool, and they used thingsthat had it was pretty Did you keep
them? Of course I did.I have a whole book of them.
I did. I actually really likethat. Yeah. And I had like
little um throwaway cameras. Everybody tooktheir picture and I put their picture next
to their thing. Oh that's cute. It's cute. I like that.
(04:51):
Anyways. I have a couple ofmad Libs books at my house. I
just every now and then I getinto like I just want to go through
one of them, and then myhusband and I will do a couple of
them. And they're always funny.It's always like it always takes me a
minute. I'm like, what's anadverb? Like it's just one of those
like I know what, it's easyto do it now, No, verb
pronown. Those are easy. Ialways like my husband's so good at them,
(05:12):
like I can. He just rattlesthings off and it's actually funny for
me. I'm like, okay,overthinking, got action? Okay, what's
an action? Like that's how ithappens in my head, like now person
plays my thing? Okay, um, because I had the definition of an
ad star, please start like Ilike that. I can't. I put
so much pressure on the one mypanic, but I still like to like
(05:33):
hear those stories at the end.It's pretty fun. Yeah, they're pretty
fantastic. I hadn't app my phonefor a while, but there's a mad
Lives. I can't find it anymore, like the app I try to download
it again, Yeah, I couldn'tfind it. But for a while I
had like a mad libs app myphone, and all it would do like
you would just pick it would justshow you the name of this story yeah
those x not of free ones right, and you'd pick it and it wouldn't
tell you anything about it, likeyou couldn't see anything whatever, Like I
(05:57):
wouldn't pop up in and be withlike now agic, no, just like
type it in place. Sometimes itgoes like type of liquid and you just
like type it in and it goesto the next one and then was done.
It has like all the like wordsfall yeah, and then the whole
story comes up with your feel inthe blanks and then you read it.
It was so much fun. Oh, I haven't be able to find it
sense, but I had downlo acouple of years ago. Yeah, it's
(06:17):
got to be somewhere. It wouldbe good for like road trips and ship
of course, just to kind ofget some something different. Yeah, yeah,
all right, how about some slampoetry? Oh, sure, let's
do it. Okay. So thisis from Kelly. Yes, she is
one of our patrons. Hey,Kelly Helen. Okay, So I don't
(06:38):
think they're titled. So I'm justgonna go the first one. Okay.
There once was a friend named Jinwhose career was about to begin. This
wasn't her first but probably her worst. I'm surprised we never saw her again.
What happened to her? Poor Jen? Whoa? So she's unless he
(07:00):
was a runaway and like does somethingbad news and hiding than not? Poor
Gin? So did she start ajob and then she just went missing?
Unless her job is a ninja?And then she should be missing, hiding
in the shadow. We like Ninja, especially when they're fighting philosopastors. So
dumb. Okay, here's the nextone. Yes, there once was a
(07:25):
LEPrecon whose gold coins were suddenly gone. He killed lots of people and made
lots of sequels and will make youwatch every last one. That sounds like
a threat, doesn't it That soundslike a threat? Kelly? Why are
you yelling at me? Why?Why are you like you think you don't
like Lepricon? You're gonna watch allof them? Bitch, Kelly, Kelly?
(07:45):
Okay, last one? Yes,terrified, tipsy, hating things intensely.
Stephanie Courtney. Why didn't no onewarn me us patrons love the eighties
and torturing these ladies. I'm sorry, I swear, Now go watch Nightmare.
Wow, another threats Kelly. Wewill give you snaps, but we
(08:09):
feel very threatened. Well, becauseKelly was giving us all of these great
slam poetry entries. We want togive a shout out to one of the
organizations that she wants to support.Yes, and it's the Curritas of Austin
and Curitas of Austin is a nonprofitwhose mission is to prevent an end homelessness
(08:31):
for people in the Greater Austin.Join us in ending homelessness together at Curitas
of Austin dot org. Yep,and we'll put the website in our show
notes too, sole check that out. Thank you Kelly for submitting these fun
little slam poetry. Even we haveattacked, but we still love you and
it's fine. And if you wantto give us any weird mad libs entries,
(08:52):
join our Patreon absolutely. If youwant to submit some slam poetry,
go to our website simpsypie dot comslash poetry. I just live on our
website all times. I function onthere anyway. Yeah. Um, but
this was fun. This was fun. This is a fun little taste of
our little tipsy quickie. You knowwhat, We've decided that we're probably gonna
have a bunch of different things onhere. Random. Yeah. We like
(09:13):
to just you know, talk aboutbullshit anything really, so you just never
know what you're gonna get around here. And if you want to know what
the next little quickie is about,we don't even know. Because we're just
good improvised. We're gonna just doit, yeah, and it'll be fun.
Not maybe we'll see. Maybe not, which is luck. It could
be great, it will be great. Well, thanks for joining us in
(09:35):
a quickie guys. Okay, we'llsee you next time. We'll get bye.
Usually they're shaped like a purple banana. Nope, usually banana. I know.
Check baby, check baby. Welltwo dree, can you hear me?
Now? Can you hear me?Lassie? Mama? Are you dying?
Are you okay? So I'm recording? Sorry, did you mean to make
you harry tomorrow? Carry on?Carry on because nothing really matters anyway.
(00:30):
Hi Courtney, Hi, say so, We've got a little short episode for
everybody that we have so lovely nameda tipsy Quickie. I love everything about
that too. It's got a littlepunny it's a little sexual, little sexual.
Yeah, you just never know.It's fun, little curveball. It's
(00:53):
a quickie. So we're gonna doa few of these. We're gonna do
just some short form ridiculousness. Thisepisode, we have a mad libs and
some slam poetry. So what we'vedone is we have a mad libs book
that's like spooky Halloween e kind oftheme, and we are posting on our
(01:15):
Patreon. Well, Dustin is becausehe's keeping us in the dark on it
so that when we read it nowis the first time that we're seeing incorrect.
So what Dustin is doing is he'sposting on our Patreon and asking for
like nown verb adjicitate, whatever theorder is for the story, and our
patrons are submitting random words with onlyknowing what the title the stories. I
think about the story correct and thenDustn't takes their suggestions and puts it in
(01:38):
in that order into the story.Yeah, prints it out, gives it
to us to blindly read because lookat us. Go dance, Monkey Dance.
I don't think I approved this,but I'm gonna do it anyway because
I loved lives me too. Andwe've also posted a couple of times on
our Facebook group for people to submitsome random slam poetry yeah, anything,
(02:00):
and we've gotten three so far,so keep that in mind. We definitely
want people to keep submitting more.Yeah, and if you want to submit
some slam poetry, you can visittipsy pot dot com slash poetry and send
us some weird ship because clearly we'llread it clearly. And if you'll be
part of our mad libs and anythingelse that patreon hast our Patreon, there's
(02:23):
free trials, all types of stuff. Check it out. Ye. Okay,
should we start with our mad libs? I think we should. Okay.
The title of the story is calledbag or Bucket. Okay, okay,
Okay, here we go. Let'ssee, Halloween is all about dancing
candy. Here are some tips tohelp you get as much banana as you
(02:46):
can and from all the accountants inyour neighborhood. That's okay, sectional a
little creepy. The most important thingto do is pick out a fancy candy
bucket. Usually the shapes like apurple pumpkin. But if you really want
a huge Tricker treater, okay,No, I don't go to your Australia
(03:12):
and get a pillow box from yourbed. Of course, you'll need to
take out the comfy tree to makeroom for all of your candy, but
it's abnormally worth it. Okay,a pillow case can hold thirteen pounds more
candy then you can ever jump ina lego, then hula the pavement and
(03:37):
start demanding vegetables. Fuck this candytable. Go to as many bookstores as you
can and shout out Tricker needle beforethe night is weak the end. Wow,
wellhob snaps, I can't stay them. Yeah, wow, that was
(04:05):
something that's pretty good. I umI didn't mad libs one time by only
using the word fuck, because it'sit's literally everything. It could be a
noun it could be pronoun it,it could be literally anything. Yeah.
Yeah, it was funny and amazing. I mean the word itself is pretty
great. Yeah, because of courseI could do it is like fucking yeah,
it was really I actually had madLibs at my wedding and I had
(04:27):
him at like all the little place, like every all the seats. Basically
we reception and it was about ourlike a wedding, like our story.
Oh cool, and they used thingsthat had it was pretty Did you keep
them? Of course I did.I have a whole book of them.
I did. I actually really likethat. Yeah. And I had like
little um throwaway cameras. Everybody tooktheir picture and I put their picture next
to their thing. Oh that's cute. It's cute. I like that.
(04:51):
Anyways. I have a couple ofmad Libs books at my house. I
just every now and then I getinto like I just want to go through
one of them, and then myhusband and I will do a couple of
them. And they're always funny.It's always like it always takes me a
minute. I'm like, what's anadverb? Like it's just one of those
like I know what, it's easyto do it now, No, verb
pronown. Those are easy. Ialways like my husband's so good at them,
(05:12):
like I can. He just rattlesthings off and it's actually funny for
me. I'm like, okay,overthinking, got action? Okay, what's
an action? Like that's how ithappens in my head, like now person
plays my thing? Okay, um, because I had the definition of an
ad star, please start like Ilike that. I can't. I put
so much pressure on the one mypanic, but I still like to like
(05:33):
hear those stories at the end.It's pretty fun. Yeah, they're pretty
fantastic. I hadn't app my phonefor a while, but there's a mad
Lives. I can't find it anymore, like the app I try to download
it again, Yeah, I couldn'tfind it. But for a while I
had like a mad libs app myphone, and all it would do like
you would just pick it would justshow you the name of this story yeah
those x not of free ones right, and you'd pick it and it wouldn't
tell you anything about it, likeyou couldn't see anything whatever, Like I
(05:57):
wouldn't pop up in and be withlike now agic, no, just like
type it in place. Sometimes itgoes like type of liquid and you just
like type it in and it goesto the next one and then was done.
It has like all the like wordsfall yeah, and then the whole
story comes up with your feel inthe blanks and then you read it.
It was so much fun. Oh, I haven't be able to find it
sense, but I had downlo acouple of years ago. Yeah, it's
(06:17):
got to be somewhere. It wouldbe good for like road trips and ship
of course, just to kind ofget some something different. Yeah, yeah,
all right, how about some slampoetry? Oh, sure, let's
do it. Okay. So thisis from Kelly. Yes, she is
one of our patrons. Hey,Kelly Helen. Okay, So I don't
(06:38):
think they're titled. So I'm justgonna go the first one. Okay.
There once was a friend named Jinwhose career was about to begin. This
wasn't her first but probably her worst. I'm surprised we never saw her again.
What happened to her? Poor Jen? Whoa? So she's unless he
(07:00):
was a runaway and like does somethingbad news and hiding than not? Poor
Gin? So did she start ajob and then she just went missing?
Unless her job is a ninja?And then she should be missing, hiding
in the shadow. We like Ninja, especially when they're fighting philosopastors. So
dumb. Okay, here's the nextone. Yes, there once was a
(07:25):
LEPrecon whose gold coins were suddenly gone. He killed lots of people and made
lots of sequels and will make youwatch every last one. That sounds like
a threat, doesn't it That soundslike a threat? Kelly? Why are
you yelling at me? Why?Why are you like you think you don't
like Lepricon? You're gonna watch allof them? Bitch, Kelly, Kelly?
(07:45):
Okay, last one? Yes,terrified, tipsy, hating things intensely.
Stephanie Courtney. Why didn't no onewarn me us patrons love the eighties
and torturing these ladies. I'm sorry, I swear, Now go watch Nightmare.
Wow, another threats Kelly. Wewill give you snaps, but we
(08:09):
feel very threatened. Well, becauseKelly was giving us all of these great
slam poetry entries. We want togive a shout out to one of the
organizations that she wants to support.Yes, and it's the Curritas of Austin
and Curitas of Austin is a nonprofitwhose mission is to prevent an end homelessness
(08:31):
for people in the Greater Austin.Join us in ending homelessness together at Curitas
of Austin dot org. Yep,and we'll put the website in our show
notes too, sole check that out. Thank you Kelly for submitting these fun
little slam poetry. Even we haveattacked, but we still love you and
it's fine. And if you wantto give us any weird mad libs entries,
(08:52):
join our Patreon absolutely. If youwant to submit some slam poetry,
go to our website simpsypie dot comslash poetry. I just live on our
website all times. I function onthere anyway. Yeah. Um, but
this was fun. This was fun. This is a fun little taste of
our little tipsy quickie. You knowwhat, We've decided that we're probably gonna
have a bunch of different things onhere. Random. Yeah. We like
(09:13):
to just you know, talk aboutbullshit anything really, so you just never
know what you're gonna get around here. And if you want to know what
the next little quickie is about,we don't even know. Because we're just
good improvised. We're gonna just doit, yeah, and it'll be fun.
Not maybe we'll see. Maybe not, which is luck. It could
be great, it will be great. Well, thanks for joining us in
(09:35):
a quickie guys. Okay, we'llsee you next time. We'll get bye.
Usually they're shaped like a purple banana. Nope, usually banana. I know.
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