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No, I would intrigued by thegiraffe. I'd be a draft. I
mean I am a draft. No, here's the thing I'm toss to get
turned. So hello, Corny,Hello, say how are you today?
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I'm doing okay. We have oneof our buddies back with us joining us.
Was this a third time? Isthis three? I think so?
I were on number three? Thirdtimes a charm? We actually want to
We're great too. What's happening overthere? There's so much Okay, okay,
I'll try, buddy, Ricky Clarato my name said, so I
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heard gestures in the background. Idid a better intro than I just like
panic. No, I was justdoing my best, like Harpo, Mark
Silum Bob, like you doing something. But because this the video is for
the Patriarch's for you know us sowell, and so only only the people
that shout out that extra shekels aregoing to be able to segre mime work
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that I did. Wow, it'sbasic because you're not really known for your
mind work, but maybe now youwill be for your work. Is if
there's like IMDb trivia is like Rickywar is known for he's like my work
actor, writer, director, Butmost of them. I'm most known for
his work. Awkward pauses. They'relike, what does that entail? Really?
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How do you get how do youget like a like a license to
do that? Is it a degree? I don't know. Do you go
to school for it? For mywork? Oh yeah, yeah, yeah,
there's I mean there are mime schools. That is like, um,
there is their circus schools. There's, um, there's all kinds of I
mean, if there's a school forit, if someone can make money off
of a dumb asshole who's just like, I'll pay you to teach me to
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do this. Like there, yeah, there's a school for it. I
think that's why mimes don't talk aboutI sound like Ray Romano almost. I
probably would have preferred that. Actually, so, Ricky, thanks for coming
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back to chat with us. Youhave a movie coming out that you are
working on that we like that.You say thank you for coming back to
chat with us, as if youreached out to me to say, look,
the fans are clamoring, we needto speak to you again, And
it wasn't meaning like, look Ihave more ship to shill. Can I
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please come on your show? You'relike, please please, Well that's Okay,
it's mutually beneficial because we enjoy hangingout with you. So this is
great. Me too, Yeah,this is great, this is great.
And we talked about this is great. We're fine. I'm fine, We're
all fine. I feel like you'reI feel like you're not being serious right
now. But that's okay. I'mnot going to take that to the heart.
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It's fine, that's fine, Fine, that's fine. Fine, we're
fine, We're fine. This isfine. Um. But we talked about
your movie a little bit last timeyou're here, and we talked about all
your friends are dead? So canyou give us an update on it where
you're at a little bit more detailabout it? Um, So all your
friends are dead? As we mentionedlast time, I think we're talking about
the SRS limited release. I thinkfor this when this drops, UM,
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the we'll have done another um anothersale of the Blue Ray that I think
you guys got a notification that yoursare currently being shipped MM, which that
is awesome. If you guys don'thave the Kickstarter one, I want to
send it to you, so thatmeans you will have both versions of the
Blue Route. Okay, Well,if you don't send me the address or
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wherever to send it to, soyou have both additions. You'll have the
Kickstarter one that has the Nick Hyansand I commentary, and then the SRS
one, which will have the producer'scommentary, which who if you want to
hear a Ricky that blacked out midwaythrough and didn't remember what he talked about,
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and so I had to listen tothe commentary track to make sure I
didn't say anything incriminating. Nick Hyentz, co founder of Ky Films and cinematographer,
he wasn't on camera or on Mikefor that commentary recording for the SRS
release, and he was refilling mydrink off Mike. He smartly stopped putting
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alcohol in it after the second refilled. I was going to ask if you
blacked out like liquor alcohol induced orlike nerves excitement induced, but it sounds
like alcohol, and no, itwas alcohol and not nerves excitement. Yeah.
No, the adrenaline is what keptme awake from lacking out of following
a sleep lacking out face plan.The one update that I have gotten for
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SRS and All Your Friends Are Deadis that it will hit streaming in about
two months, so by the timethis releases, so hopefully maybe end of
July or beginning of August, it'llbe on some sort of streaming platform,
so if you typed it in andyou'd find it somewhere. But yeah,
I think I alluded to last timethis current project that it's hard because like
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you don't ever want to talk aboutlike what you think you're doing next,
because until actually you're rolling camera,you don't know if that is going to
be the next thing that happens.I think in this instance it turned out
that it was, and we've actuallyhave already filmed a portion of the movie
by this time, and our kickstarterscurrently live for people to contribute and give
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us the rest of the budget forthe movie. Hmmm. In your movie
is called open House. Open Houseis a horror, Yeah, a horror
musical comedy, which I know thatcan sound like to some people like,
oh, horror and musical. No, I'm good, I don't I don't
want that, I don't need that. I swear to you, this movie
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will satiate every horror like fans wantsand needs. The music is diegetic,
which is a term that means thatthe music plays in the movie that it's
not like Um, it's not likeGreece, where like they just break out
into song, like the songs thatthey performing in the movie are actually being
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performed like more of like a Phantomof the Paradise like Brian to Palma.
Um. The story, I'm notsure if I said this last time is
about two different sets of couples.There's a mother and a daughter. Mother
and her teenage daughter who are homelessand who run these cons on realtors.
They go and look at houses.They they unlock some windows and some doors,
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and then they break back into themlater at night, so they have
a roof over their heads while theysleep. The other couple is Mark and
Missy First, which is this realityteam that Missy First wants to be a
Broadway actress, but she is adiva and incredibly hard to work with.
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So her husband Mark writes and directsand composes original musical theater that they workshop
in the basement of this one house. But they need an audience, so
Mark kidnaps people and restrains them inthe basement and makes them watch this original
musical theater that they perform. Wow, So these two paths intersect, they
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do, yeah quite often. Soare these prisoners like prisoners forever like are
they can be free? Yes,until they become unruly prisoners. If they
become unruly audience members, they thenare chained and hooked up by their hands
and their feet, and then witha kebab slicer pieces of their flesh are
cut off because, as as Marksays in the movie, if you're not
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going to feed our art, you'llat least feed our stomachs. And so
they eat them. That's a goodturn for cannibalism. I wasn't expecting.
Yeah, so would you consider thismovie? Obviously it's a it's a horror
movie, but is it like,is it like graphic? Like? There
are their graphic scenes to it?Is it? Is it? It'll be
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graphic horror to satiate like that kindof horror watchers appetite. But the elevator
pitch is what if um Texas ChansawMasker met Rocky Horror Picture Show. Okay,
the longer version of that is whatif Texas Chansaw Masker meets Rocky Horror
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Picture Show meets Motel Hell meets Waitingfor Guffman. If you've seen all of
those, the horror is interesting,and that's where the dark comedy comes in.
So like if you've seen All YourFriends Are Dead, you'll know that
a lot of the movie is moreof a dark comedy, and then the
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horror kind of comes at the end. This the horror will be sprinkled throughout.
But the horror for me isn't thegruesome cannibalism or the gore or the
blood. It's the awkward interactions ofnarcissists who think what they're doing is the
best thing ever. So I've usedthe term before and I did it.
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And all your Friends are dead,but King shits of turn Mountain. So
like this husband and wife couple,Mark first will do whatever he has to
do to make his wife, Missyhappy, because he loves her. Similarly
with the mother and daughter her team, the mother who are they're homeless,
She's going to do whatever she canfor her daughter to show her that she
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loves her and whatever she can doto help her and give her exactly what
she needs. But then when yousee these two different couples intersect, that's
when you just realize how psychotic thereality team couple is. Okay, do
they become like a like a foursomeat some point? Are you allowed to
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say that maybe, Okay. Interesting. One of the houses yes, oh
no, No. One of thehouses that the sister, I mean the
daughter and the momber like they breakinto to sleep at night, is this
performance basement house. Yes. Sothey come across Mark and Missy. I
can't say this. They come acrossMark and Missy first, who they are
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plastering the internet, TikTok everything thatthey can with their reality commercials. They
are trying to get out there asmuch as they can, and this mother
and daughter come across them and they'rejust like, Okay, we need a
place to stay for this long holidayweekend. And this couple shows exclusive houses
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means they're the only ones that showthem. So if we can get a
showing, that should ensure that we'rethe only people that will be there for
the weekend. Because this couple's goingaway after this date. Do they know
they're being suckered in because they're goingto become two new audience members? Sure
they need an audience, Yeah,of this freak show. So the real
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story of all this is that we'regoing to be filming this in the basement
of Bobby Mackie's, which is afamed haunted bar. If you've never looked
it up, if we've talked aboutthis, and I was like, hardcore
anger we talked about it because whenwe recorded last time, we talked afterward,
I'm recording just kind of three uswhen we stopped recording. Yeah,
and then when you mentioned that Courtneylost her shit because she knew all about
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it. And then when you gotoff, I was like googling the fuck
out of it because I didn't knowthat much about it. But it's huge
and I had no idea. Shameon you, Shame on me, I
am Yeah, And I asked themlike, can I be an extra in
your movie, because yeah, wewere trying to hoore ourselves out to you
too. Yes, that is oneof the kickstarters. But if you guys
don't have to pick the kickstarter.If you guys came to shoot as one
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of the victims, as the torturevictims, we would happily you don't even
have to pick the kickstarter. You'rein the movie if when we're filming those
dates, because here's the thing is, we're filming in the basement of a
haunted bar. Yeah, yeah,you know what's going to happen. We
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don't know if you're like tempting fate. We're going to be spending four days
in the basement of this day asballs are clammy talk well and like the
restraints that we have, like it'sall gonna be like comfortable for the actors
and stuff, the things that areon your hands and on your mouth,
but you're still gonna be restrained forhours on end as we shoot this ridiculous
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haunted bar, Like whether you needto be or not, you will be
restrained for hours from the hours oflike nine am till unlike like ten pm,
well two pm, because we haveto be respectful of our actors a
little bit. We have to.I'm sure you have to break lunch.
Yeah, yeah, they do,and we left. They're feasting on our
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souls. Wowious delicious souls. Yeah, hers is a very tender soul.
So it's probably one little sensitive mine. But you know, I'm sure an
acquired taste. It's fine. Thatis really awesome that you were able to
to get access to that building andit being such like a high profile haunted
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building. Yeah, I don't knowif it's if it's a good thing or
it's a bad thing. Because theproduction value alone without having to set dress
anything is it looks like a torturebasement but us being there, Like I
haven't even told all the actors whatthis place is known for. Like two
of our ore two female leaders startpassing out books on this place and why
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under like for them, like underit's weird because like for the Kickstarter,
I'm just like, yeah, we'refilming at famed haunted bar Bobby Mackies where
people have been decapitated and all ofthis and blah blah blah. There's all
this floor. But then are twofemale leads. I'm the mother and daughter.
I'm just like, no, no, don't worry about Okay, shooting
schedule. This is where we arethese days. Don't worry about it up.
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Yeah, Like, don't worry aboutoh my god, did you get
access to that place? So,um, if you guys watched, and
if you haven't, then it's fine. All your friends are dead. Um.
There is a scene in it wherewe're in a hardware store and a
character named Bob. He winds upgetting his eye shot out of his head.
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Yes, so he is the grandsonto Bobby Mackie of Bobby Mackie.
That's why his character is named Bob, and I think that's the last time
I'll give you an exclusive. Hischaracter returns in this movie because there is
a faux restaurant called Sweetmeats that heis air apparent. So like, think
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of if there was a grandson tolike Dave Thomas of Wendy's or Colonel Sanders
of KFC. He is air apparentof that restaurant called Sweetmeats, and he
is Bob Sweets the third and hewears an eyepatch because his eye just got
popped out and all your friends aredead. I love that storyline. There
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is a little bit of a shareduniverse, and there there is even a
possibility of there being a I don'tknow if you guys have watched X or
Pearl yep both of them. Okay, there is a little bit of an
idea that is going around that theremay be a prequel to this whole family
dynamic because there's more going on inOpen House with Sweetmeats that is reoccurring because
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they're eating people and well yeah,cannibalism yea, and yeah, I can't
I can't give too much away,but anyway, his character is a character
that wears an eyepatch, that isthe spokesman for this restaurant, Sweetmeats,
that occurs more than one time inOpen House, and it mirrors a little
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bit of him being the grandson ofBobby Mackie of also him playing this character
Bob Sweets the third. Oh,it's just got a lot of intertwine.
Motel Hell is being an inspiration forOpen House, not just the campiness,
but because of their hotel slash ummeat sales that they do in the movie
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and where that meat comes from.Yeah, look, I don't know if
it's a lot of good layers.There's a lot of layers of the movie.
We'll see if it works, Sowe're definitely going to find out.
So what made you think of thisstoryline? Like, what kind of inspired
you with this? That's a goodquestion because it also leads into the other
truth of the movie. So AllYour Friends Are Dead was a semi autobiographical
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story of if when I got hurtin high school playing football, if I
had gone into like depression or drugsor alcohol, I went into theater the
other addictive thing. But if andall your Friends are dead. That is
the story of if I would havegotten hurt in college and would have not
found theater for this movie. Imet my wife Ali while doing Storefront Musical
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Theater in Chicago, and when Imet her, I was just like,
Oh, I want to write thingsfor you. You've become my muse,
and I want to put you inroles that I don't think you're being used
as I think you'd be really goodat. And so I started doing that.
So in writing Open House, itcame pretty quick and easy because I
was just like, oh, whatif I reflected on the relationship my wife
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and I had in Chicago except fortheir psychotic, cannibalistic realtors who the husband
writes these original musicals for his wifeand they torture people. So it's basically
that. But what if my wifeand I were insane amplified. Yeah,
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I mean there's probably a little truthto that, right, I mean I
could. I mean, we're justnot cannibals. But everything else is the
same. Yeah, yeah, Imean we eat we eat on people like
hypothetically but not like literally. Yeah, so maybe we will make a trip
up there. I don't know,we'll see anyway. I mean, look
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for anything else. Even if youguys acted for two days being restrained,
torture people, you would still getthe tour and get No, we are
one thousand percent interest and we're suckingout with you. We are like like
last night you didn't see We're likeno, no, no, we're in.
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But you have to understand I'm scared, so it's fine. But that's
why I'm like, I'm interested.Courtney's in and I'll be dragged with her
and I'll be there because we're ateam and we do it together, right,
right, yeah, yeah, yeah. When you guys get to do
the movie open house, because youwould give a copy of the movie for
being in it, you'll do awatch along for your podcast and you'd be
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like, there we are. Iwas we'll circle us. Oh you see
that discomfort of my face. That'sreal. I am ap right there.
And then he's like, you needto be restrained the entire time. You
cannot be. No, you satthere, Just put yourself in capital and
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you'll be fine. What a questionfor you guys is, because I just
don't want to hype my stuff thiswhole time, is what is the worst
movie you guys have watched recently?Oh? Well, funny enough, because
we're recording one after we talk toyou of veloci pastor we just watched What
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do you wait a minute before beforeyou before you go into that, what
do you can you imply of whatyou're asking? Because it's like what you
mean by the worst worst as inlike the scariest worst as in like worst
production, dumbest. I mean,what was the worst that you were just
like, oh my god, whata piece of shit? Like this is
so bad? Okay, we candefinitely I have to get through this,
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like it is my job to getthrough this to have an opinion. You
mean, how many times I hadto slow blink through the entire movie and
thinking, who the hell pick this? That we had to watch it?
Yeah? Sleep not sitting in multiplesittings of like watching it break for each
of you. Doesn't have to bethe same movie. Well, might have
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a different one. There's there's two, there's two. Oh yeah, you
hate a chopping mall right, youhated chopping mall d D D D D
d D. Yeah, it's onlylike eighty five minutes. Here's the thing,
Okay, Well we watch these likedumb eighties movies. Yeah, it's
the eight problem is it's like Igo into these movies with the mindset of
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like they're ridiculous. This is whatthey are, right, but the term
of the eighties. So when theyhave to stop at purple lasers and shit,
I think it's funny as hell.People are into it with a different
mindset, and it gets pissed whenshe gets appointed. That's exactly what happened.
There's the problem. It's because alot of the stuff in the eighties
doesn't make sense to me. SoI have to in my brain have to
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rationalize it and make sense of it, and a lot of it wrong.
I can't. I literally can't.Chopping Mall killer clowns as the beginning,
No killer clowns. What Ricky's thatgonna come on our show anymore? No?
These are the most No, Ilove it. You should have.
There should be two people that havediametrically different opinions, and you guys have
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that. You guys have your rolls. There should be the ciscool to the
Ebert. There should be that.But like Chopping Mall, like you have
Mary Warnov and par Paul Bartel,who directed and wrote or directed Death Race
two thousand, they're the random weirdold couple or older couple at the beginning
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of Chopping Mall, sitting in Ohyeah, yeah in the middle. Yeah.
You're like, You're like, whoare these people? Uh huh?
They are almost like a cameo almostlike like if you if it was like
Brad Pitt and Jennifer Anniston like cameoingand something back then for weird like low
budget B movies did you guys talkabout? Like so, like what I
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also love is that movie was namedsomething else and it didn't sell well,
so they change all the marketing likeI love ship like that and wait,
you didn't love after it? Stop? So he got the main clown got
killed by his his nose got shot. Stop. No, okay, but
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what is that? And when yougo to a fair and you're feeling you're
shooting the gun to the clown facein the balloons blowing up the h stop
both of you. No, no, no, I should have a three
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drink or cry. So that's howyou should rate your movies. Is how
many drinks does it take to enjoythe movie? No? Man, what
was the one? The one thatI can't remember the name of it?
We were watching it and then allthe fun randomly turned into Italian about like
half the way throughout. We wrote, okay, so we watched this movie,
and we both watched the exact samemovie, but different things happened somehow.
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But so as we're recording it,Corney has explained this scene and I'm
like, where the fuck did thathappen? And then I realized mine skipped
completely? What was it called?And then they're in the middle of talking
and all of a sudden, midconversation like mid sentence. I have to
look it up. I came what'scalled that's mid sentence? It goes from
English to Italian and I'm like,well, I guess I'm not gonna understand
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this movie. Well yeah, becausethen I started because there you it like
completely cut out a part of themovie that you didn't even so I don't
know, I don't know what.I want to make a list for you
too. That's just gonna be calledlike the Ricky Glore Gerganza Extravagance like or
something like. It's just like Ipick a fucked up movie, and then
I picked like a couple of crazymovies, like have you guys watched High
Tension? No? No, okay. So it's originally a French movie called
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High Tension, which I love thatin French it's just only slightly different,
like you're just trying to be cuteand not like it's almost like I'm doing
like like the Swedish chef is likehors Like, was it blood Rage?
Blood Rage is so good? TheThanksgiving movie with the twins? Was it?
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Yes? Was that it? Oh? Yeah? Yeah yeah not Italian?
No, no, it wasn't bloodOh no, blood Rage? Was
the evil twin? He watched hisbrother kills gets sent away and then the
other one breaks out. Yeah,yeah, I love that one was kind
of silly. I don't know becausewe were watching it and then like the
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evil twin like kills the guy andthe woman's like naked in the car right,
and also the next scene she somehowgot out from underneath the dead guy
out of the car and is runningnaked through a field and we're like class
at the driving movie theater. Thereyou get out from under that dead guy.
He hands the machete to his brotherand held it and he takes the
rep and he like smears the bloodon his face and he's like, yes,
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he did it. Yeah. Idon't know. I don't know.
I can't I can't remember which oneit want, I don't know what it
was, but I like that thetwo of you have seen like more weird,
dumb horror movies then't like most likehorror aficionados. I think we're just
you know, we're just trying tokeep it real, like we're just trying
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to bring you know what, We'retrying to make other people like go back
and watch these movies. Well,the funny thing is too with like our
dynamic too with like with actual horrormovies, like Courtney likes them, I
don't write. So then when weflip to these like because my preference of
any type of movie is a comedyany day, all day. I want
to be entertained, I want tolaugh. I'm in it. So when
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we flip to these like absurd movies, whether they're meant to be funny or
meant to be series, and they'reridiculous, I am I'm good, I
am set because I've entertained. Andthen the script completely flips and Courtney's piss
I just get pissed on these stupideighties movies. She's like, oh,
we're going to do eighties movie.I'm like five, here's a stupid eighties
one with Mary Mary Warnov who appearedat the beginning with Par Bartell, Paul
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Bartel and chopping Mall, have youwatched Night of the Comment? No Ade,
Night of the Comment? Because it'sa little bit of a zombief Oh,
I like it, but it's Imean, it's these two sisters.
The one older sister there, theirdad is like a war general. The
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younger sister is a cheerleader and she'sin her cheerleading alphit the whole time.
It's it's I mean, it's apopcorn movie. I mean, I look,
one of you is gonna like it, one of you is gonna hate
it, Like, but I'm gonnahate it. I can I know.
Yes, that's fine. So whathas been your favorite movie that you've done
recently? Recently? Wow? Whatdid we do recently? That was because
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I feel you're making people go backand listen to the episode and be like,
all right, I need to hearthat one or I need to watch
that movie. Interesting. Okay,so a couple. I think there's different
vibes because when we're gonna talk aboutveloci pastor later or something. But my
first thought when I was watching itis like, my dad loves like ridiculous
B movies, whether they're horror nomatter what they are. He's like all
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about it. So I'm watching it. I go, oh, I got
to text my dad about this.He's gonna have so much just like entertainment
value out of this, so thatwhen we watch there's like, for me,
there is a bad Bee movie towatch with friends, Sure, then
there's a bad Bee movie to watchwhen you're by yourself and you're just like,
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I can't put up with this shit. I need two friends or four
drinks. Like we talk about this, Yeah, yeah, off each other
a little bit. Sure, Yeah, what about you? Do you think
of something that I don't know?I mean, typically what we've been watching,
I have not thoroughly enjoyed watched.No, there was an eighties one
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that we both thought was good.We watched. Um was April April Fools.
Oh, April Fools, April foolsDay. The posters one of my
favorite posters. Oh yeah, Ilike that one. Yeah. It had
a plot. It had a plottwist that I was not expecting for the
eighties. It didn't an unnecessary boobthat was just like what I don't love
the twist that it is all ajoke. But of course it makes sense
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that it's called April Fools. Sure, but I do like, I don't
know, I think that's one ofthose movies where I've had this conversation many
times before of I love the memoryof walking down the VHS aisle of the
video store, of the horror sectionand looking at all these boxes of movies
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that I could never rent or I'venever seen, and like formulating my own
idea of what they were. Orthe April Fools one has a great poster
of the girl with her back tothe audience, with the noose braided in
her hair while the dinner guests sitin front of her, and I always
thought, I was like, man, that's a fucking awesome poster. And
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then I watched the movie and thenspoiler, the reveal is that none of
the things had happened. It's alla joke, and I was just like,
k takes the piss out of thekills. Sure, yeah, but
it makes sense because it's called AprilFools, and so yeah, it's one
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of those that, like when you'reputting it in the pantheons of the holiday
horror movies, of like Happy Birthdayto Me or April fools Day or Graduation
Day, it is not a badone because there's good acting, it's fun.
Tom Wilson, who's Biff from Backto the Futures in it, That's
what I called him if the entiretime I could't remember his name. Actually
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I called him fIF the entire timewe were recording. Well, the lead
female who's not the bad one fromI Think Valley Girl is I think Jenny
from Friday the Thirteenth, Part two. She's fantastic. Um, it's a
it's a good cast, it's aparamount made movie. It's a really well
made movie. But the ending,I don't know why, that twist,
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that m Night Shamalan like ending doesrub me the wrong way. And I
don't know, I don't know onehundred percent why because it does fit to
fit the title. But I'm gladthat you liked it. As far as
eighties movies go, have you guysgone through like any of the franchises like
Psycho or the Halloween movies or anything. Um, we've kind of we've picked
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and it's like a we're pecking.We don't like go in order. We've
seen two Highween's. Unfortunately we sawthe first one and the most recent one
wasn't it, Yeah, and theywere basically the exact same plot. I
mean it was exact Okay, itwas bad. And then with Psycho we've
seen one and first one, watchPsycho two. Okay, so it's Psycho
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two is one of the best sequelsever. And that is an incredible achievement
coming off of Hitchcock, which seemedlike so unlikely that you'd be able to
make a sequel off of something thatHitchcock did. And Psycho two is is
fantastic, which I think Psycho twois the template for a lot of horror
franchises sequels that aren't necessarily acknowledged ofbeing like, oh, you're trying to
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make a really good sequel, You'reyou're going off Psycho two, which I'm
not saying that just because behind meis a wall of twos Scream two and
Hello Mary Lou Prime Night two andFantasm too, which is directly behind me
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that you can't see. Okay,I like all the second editions of everything,
huh I do? And I evenlike Nightmare and Nolme Street two,
but for different reasons. Why areyou smirking as you're saying that? Because
Namalm Shoot two is not a goodmovie. It is a it's so okay.
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So the screenwriter wrote the subtext tobe an allegory of the fear of
homosexuality, but when the movie wasmade, it was made with all that
subtext in the forefront. It isone hundred percent the gayest horror movie you
have ever seen. Okay, Soif you've not watched a nightmare realm shoot
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two, give it a whirl andyou will just see everything that is just
right for the picking of how gayit is. Okay, that's already funny.
Okay. I have three really randomwould you rather questions? Will you
wake? Of course you will?Okay, Yeah, I mean they're not
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so well you know. Okay.Would you rather be forced to sing along
or dance to every single song youhear? Sing along? Or dance sing
along if it's in a karaoke settingwhere the lyrics are provided? Sure,
because dancing unless like you feel thebeat. I feel like you're just gonna
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look like Carlton from Fresh Prince.You're just gonna be a weird unusual Yeah,
yeah, okay, yeah, Ithink that dancing for me would be
like, there's gotta be alcohol involved, because then if I get just the
right amount that I don't give ashit. I'll dance to whatever song is,
all right, it doesn't matter,Yeah, because you're going to be
jam into your own tune in yourhead. Oh yeah mmmm, And I
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will have no shame at that point. I just won't care. But if
I don't have any liquid courage,I'm going to be very self conscient.
No, obviously, you guys havein your picture two glasses of wine.
What is your drink of choice toget fucked up to? Or shot of
choice to get fucked up? Oh? Shot? Okay, now you're just
getting crazy. Well, vodka isalways my liquor of choice. That's always
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my preference. Well, because youcan't taste it, so it makes gray.
Everything takes shots of vodka super easyand calorie count. Oh yeah,
you're trying to be self caught.I mean no, you are, like
if you do it with a littlebit of lime juice. If you're even
doing cheap vodka, it kind oftakes the flavor away, like the nail
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polish remover flavor of voa. WhenI was in my early twenties, I
used to buy cheap vodka and buythat like I had those like meo,
those like water editive things shots offthe vodka. I just it tastes are
good. Wow, it tastes burnetsvodka. You add a little flavoring jo.
Yeah, it's super easy to takea shot of it. Then,
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Um, I mean I don't doshots. I mean I used to do
shots. Let's let's be honest.When I did shots, it was yeager,
which is surprising. I know we'regonna do. We're gonna do a
night of if you guys come downand film and be victims, we're gonna
do a night or we get fuckedup. So you're gonna know in the
edit where you filmed when you weresober and the next day. I don't
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want to be a victim anymore.We'll actually feel like a victim at that
pat that way, we'll be tiedup, we'll have tow up. Yeah,
we have a bucket for you.Oh that's nice. That's so kind.
With your drink of choice, Um, that is either gonna be vodka.
I'm a dirty martini drinker, likeolive juice that is twofold. I
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won't drink it too quickly. Iwill sip on it more. If it's
more of a salty dirty vodka likea martini. But if I'm going to
drink something quickly, a vukara orkara, which is a Louisiana old fashion
which has a couple of extra umliqueurs in it, but it's basically an
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old fashioned with just some added stuff. Okay, okay, okay, very
good. But you never okay,you never answer. Yeah, okay.
So it really depends on my moodbecause I'm a moody person. So if
I'm trying to be bougie, I'lldo like a like a like a vodka
cranberry type thingum if track infection.Yeah, okay, I'm getting all calories
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and higher. I have to makesure that I take care of my my
innerds. Um if I'm lazy.I actually I like Seltzer's so I wait,
wait, wait wait, I foundone that's better. It's called it's
the Fresca. It's the Fresco one. I love Fresca. I drink Fresca.
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I've seen the ads for those,and I've said to my wife,
I was like, we need totry those. They're better than high noon.
God that's hard because high noons aregreat. I know they are,
but these are better. So here'sthe thing. Is high noon is every
flavor is good. Fresca just haswhat two flavors? No, No,
they've got different flavors than what youactually would drink. They've got I can't
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remember. They have like the watermelonin the whatever, but it's not watermelon,
pineapple, cherry whatever. Yeah,yeah, something like that. But
they're all really good. And Idon't drink cherry anything. I really like
that amount of calories is high becausehine noon is a hundred calories. Look
when I'm drinking, calories out thewind, out the wind, I honestly
drinks. I don't care. Icare about calories. But then after that,
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yeah, I don't care. Yeah, it's just out the window.
I have no idea. I havenot looked. I don't know. Okay,
we'll have to try itumph, butthey're really good. You got to
try it. I will because Ilove Fresca. Um. Next, would
you rather, okay, would yourather your only mode of transportation be a
donkey or a giraffe? Stop?Oh my god, I haven't heard these
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either, so um, donkey becauseit's closer to a horse, and I
would feel less bad about riding,like if I have a giraffe. I
mean, I don't know the regalnessof having a girette thing though, right,
yeah, I think I would dogiraffe. I feel like, if
those are the options, I wouldfeel bad though, because I feel like
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a giraffe yeah, but they're big. They're bigger than a donkey. I
feel like I crush it. Don'tmake you can all agree. The convenience
would be donkey, like that's theeasy, Like that makes sense, you
put us addle bag, great,but but the donkey is like such a
like a workhorse kind of like animal. Yeah, where I'd be like,
yes, this is your lot inlife, this is your station. You're
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a donkey, You're right, yea. A giraffe I would be just like,
oh, you're so regal, LikeI don't deserve to ride you.
I feel like if someone was like, okay, you know, here's how
you're gonna get there, here's yourgiraffe, and I have like this like
long rope till I get your head, I would have so many followup tions
of like how do I not inthe sand? Right? Like? Can
I ride it? I'm in adesert, right, I would I would
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feel bad for the giraffe, yeah, like how do I get it water?
Like there's no way you can getdown here that easy. Well,
it's neck is long, so itjust dips it. I think they gotta
like awkward they move their front legsand how is that again? How?
Yeah that's I mean, yeah,I think out of like my own like
weird like hang ups. I wouldpick the donkey, yeah, it would
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be no. I would pick draftshrigued by the giraffe. I'd be a
draft. I mean I am adraft. No, here's the thing I'm
toss an so I call the behindbaby giraffe. No, it's fine,
I'm fine. How tall are you? Okay, I'm not. I'm like,
I'm five ten and a half.But yeah, I'm ten and five
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ten and a half. You gottakick that half well because when I played,
when I played sports, they wouldput me as like six foot or
six one, and I'd just belike, I'm honestly only five ten and
a half. And it's the olderI get. I'm gonna I'm gonna shrink,
shrink. I got you, like, Okay, we'll give you that.
Okay, this last one's not asridiculous. Would you rather be reincarnated
as a CEA creature or an airbornecreature m seaborne creature, airborne creature.
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I think I would do airborne asyeah, you answered, I would do
airborne. I think it depends onwhat the cea creature is because I feel
like if you're an airborne creature,you can you don't really have as many
predators, right, But if you'rea ce creature, like you could literally
be a minnow, and then you'relike, Okay, well now I'm fucked,
Like which one you know? Orlike a great white shark, I'm
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like, look at me, bitch, you know? Or am I just
like a sparrow? I don't know. A sparrow just gliding air looks like
how do you pick a hawk oreagle as a sparrow? I'm an airplane,
I'm an fur whatever. Um Idon't know, Like I don't know
enough about the like etymology of hof of of birds or of or not
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creatures to be like, okay,how many how many waters can I travel
through? Like is it fresh water? Is it salt water? Like a
variables with the sea creatures? Howfar can I travel? Um? Right,
I don't know, Like and isit more work to travel in the
air than it is in the water? So if you're constantly in the water,
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it's like an airborne creature. Youcould also be on land, So
a nautical creature, you you're likeyou're in the water. You're in the
water, Like that's it. You'rein the water. Yeah. But I'm
thinking if you're tired of swimming,you just stop swimming, right, Like
you could just take a little break. Yeah, You're just like if you're
flying, you're like midflight, like, well, now I gotta wait until
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I get to land or someplace tojust like perch myself to rest. That
seems a lot more exhausting. Hmm. So we have one one airborne and
we have one nauticle. I wouldpick I think I my my knee jerk
was nautical just because of what isn'tit ninety percent of the world is water
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mh But that means one hundred percentof it of his air Oh shit,
what a turn. Huh Wow,you're getting really philosophical here. It sounds
like you're leaning towards airborne. Iam, but I think I'm gonna pick
nautical just I don't know, becausethen it's like seasons, so like airborne,
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you could go through like all thesedifferent kind of seasons and nautically it's
all yeah, it's always water.I think it's just water. But see
that it's really hard because it's like, as a human, what would I
rather be? And it's probably we'remore familiar with airborne because we travel more
airborne than we do like underwater.If it was like eagle or killer whale,
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killer in the whale, seeing,it's gonna be like a ass animal
in the water for me to belike, okay, well I'm a see
creature. Yeah. Where if you'rein the air, there's so much sky
that even if you're a bitch likeyou might not get eaten because there's so
much like room to travel. Yeah, yeah, I think airborne. M
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I think that makes the most sense. Yeah, just because I'm glad we
got there the right answer. Ohgood Well, Ricky, thank you for
hanging out with us again. Wealways love having you on our show and
chatting with us. We have somuch fun with you. Thank you.
Can you tell everybody where they canfind you and where they can find your
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Kickstarter and we'll put whatever notes wehave for you in our podcast notes.
Yeah, So, like as we'vesaid with Kickstarter before, like when you
contribute to Kickstarter. It's not hatin hand we do have. With Kickstarter,
you have to reach your goal,which we're having a minimum of fifteen
thousand dollars, so we have toget that much to make the movie.
We already have started filming it.We already have the pasted on board,
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we have the costume on board,we have special effects on board, we
have the locations nailed down. Sothis train has already left the station.
It's almost like inevitably we have toreach fifteen thousand. We hope we get
more than that, but when youcontribute, you can give enough as much
as sharing, like sharing the Kickstarteris hugely is huge to us because even
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if you can't get financially, justlike sharing it amongst your peers is great,
you can get financially and get theBlu ray that's exclusive to this.
Like all your Friends are Dead wasyou can be an actual producer or associate
producer. That means your name appearson the posters like all your Friends are
Dead Kickstarter Blu Ray on the backof the DVD. Even on the SRS
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one, we have all the producerslisted at the bottom on movie posters.
You can get killed in the movie. You can pay for that perk.
If you've seen All your Friends AreDead, the podcasting couple that appears mid
credit sequence, which is one ofmy favorite scenes. That's the people that
picked the getting killed on screen forAll your Friends Are Dead Kickstarter, So
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you can do that, or youcan just give us whatever to help make
the movie happen. And that's awesometoo. If you google Ricky Glore Open
House, you're going to get theKickstarter. You'll see all my social media
and that's the best way to keepup to date with everything that's going on
in our world. That's awesome.We're excited for you. I hope.
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So, I hope it's not likethree months from now we're like that didn't
happen. Don't say that, Ihope not. No positive vibes, It's
gonna happen. Positive vibes. We'realready too. We're already so pot invested
of just like everything that's already goingon. We've already filmed a sequence of
the movie because a location came available. We had a completely empty house that
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we could use for a montage ofrealtors that we have other realtors showing houses
the movies. For the mother anddaughter team. We're just like, oh,
we have this, we have theactors, let's film it. And
so we have like this five minutescene for the movie that's already in the
can before we start rolling cameras.And on July eighteenth, I think is
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our primary shooting date. Well,thank you Ricky again. It's good to
hatten with you. Thank you guys. I always have a great time,
and we could chase rabbits and talkbad movies for days. Really good for
I want to come on in afew months, not promoting anything and be
part of one of your legit episodes. Oh done, We would love that.
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You're done. You pick the movie. I'll watch it and I'll let
you guys run the ship, andthen I'll just chime in with my two
cents about the velocipastor or whatever wewatch. Your caventary is going to be
great because you come from a verydifferent like horror headspace, and we do.
So it's going to be a goodbalance. I like it. We're
literally just giving opinions. We knownothing about nothing. Yeah, it depends.
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I will shoot on a movie allday and you're like, I'm not
above that. Yeah, I don'tthink above burying somebodies in the backyard.
All right, well, we'll letyou know. We'll pick a movie and
we'll do this. It sounds great. Thank you guys. All right by
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the Texas Chainsaw Massacre meets the RockyHorror Picture Show meets Motel Held meets Waiting
for Godman, It's time to meetus. Hi, I'm Mark First and
I'm Missy First. Let us showyou around you can trusted sweet me.
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Hi, I'm writer director Ricky Boor, and I'm Allie Delionitis, actor and
producer for the upcoming for dark comedymusical open House. Without dedicated horror fans
like yourselves, we wouldn't been ableto make our first feature film. All
your friends are dead, and we'reback at it again with special effects for
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talent Trumper Thompson and executive producer pJ. Starks. Open House is going
to showcase original music by David Cornfeldand Ricky Glore, and it's going to
feature this asked Hi. I'm LisaWalton and I play Liz Hi. I'm
Timmy Baron. I'm playing Mark First, and open House. I'm Jasmine Fondresi
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and I'll be playing Farah. Myname's Chris Morris, I play a dad
guy. We've already secured our primaryfilming location, which is going to be
the basement of famed haunted bar BobbyMcKees. Look at all those different travel
shows and go shoots, A seriousgoogle and paper in right now into your
YouTube's. But we can't have alocation like that or all the other things
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we want if we don't have ourprimary budget, which is fifteen thousand dollars.
That's what we're trying to get minimalbut not too slow. We gotta
get it from you. See.We believe that the indie filmmaking process is
collaborative, so that means people likeyou can be a producer on the film.
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We're offering a lot of great purpose. One of my favorites is the
exclusive limited editions blue ray that isjust being offered on this kickstarter. The
only way you get it. It'sgoing to as special features that you won't
be able to get anywhere else.Also another perk, you can be killed
in this movie, all right.So if you like your horror films a
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little offbeat, no fundented, andwith a lot of blood, then your
seats waiting for you inside the overthe house