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YouTube I am a nurse and I will be giving medical advice.
I am not just reacting to thingsfor content.
I almost made it. Speed limits are there for your
safety and the safety around you.
And semi trucks are extremely dangerous.
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They do not have fast braking, although many of them are
implementing faster braking through the ceramic brakes,
which, Oh my God, that's probably the most expensive
brake kit you can get. But, and also a lot of people
are being found with uh, not so crafty, uh, driving license for
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these trucks. So don't even risk it around
those motherfuckers and construction.
It's that time of year, baby. Construction's a thing.
And as you can see here, each time you see a line in the road
and you have a breakage in between that's actually like a
standard car's distance, the more you know.
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So he was definitely risking. And although yes, he's not a
full car, you still don't want to mess around.
Do you realize, like we obviously don't have how fast he
was going, like mph We I don't think we can count 1234 like 4
in less than a second. That's four car lengths.
Like that's ridiculous. That's an extreme thing.
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And remember, your car is a mech.
Like when you play Overwatch or any video game and you have your
armor, like you were literally driving a mech when you're on a
motorcycle, you don't. You are the mech.
Your skeleton is the mech. Don't be dumb and let's check
comments 'cause I hope OP is OK.So stupid.
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Hopefully he doesn't drive anymore.
He'll be lucky if he can walk anymore.
Darwin award. But it went through perfectly in
GTA. Yeah, 'cause they have soft
walls. It seems like we don't have any
update on OP Man smokes salvia with an idiot trip sitter Salvia
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take one. How bad is this going to get
Bros gone Bros last brain cell is broken.
Is the idiot trip sitter the fact that it was meth and not
salvia? Need your.
Glasses to any. Oh, don't die.
What are you feeling? What are you feeling?
She's making me panicked. I told you not to do this.
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That is not how you do external rub.
What you need to do in a situation like this is 1.
Because obviously if you agreed to do this, you gotta head take
full responsibility of being thesitter.
That doesn't mean just being in the fucking room.
You need to sit with this person.
Stop yelling at them, stop beingscared yourself.
Sit with them and let them go through what they're doing.
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Obviously he's breathing. You just check the chest for
rise and fall. That's it.
And then you check heart rate, check anything.
But if you're having to check heart rate or anything, call 911
or sounds like they're in the UK, so do whatever they're
emergency. Is it 999 or whatever?
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I don't know. Or is that Germany?
No. Oh, it's giving me memories of
live league. Look at this fucking quality of
the film. Fun at the park.
Let's watch it. Educational purposes only.
This is why you don't ride and these are park rides or anything
else that swords, especially if it's on just a little wire right
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there. You know that little the little
wire? That's why we do inspections.
This is why OSHA is extremely important and OSHA cannot do its
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job if other people are not doing their jobs by doing their
report, assessments, any of that.
That was a lot of maintenance neglect.
You don't just have monster house essentially happen.
Damn he's lucky it wasn't that. Finally got a dash Cam today and
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get into an accident a few hourslater.
Holy shit. Oh, is it somebody going to be
like, I don't actually want to go off?
This looks like Texas. I can't tell.
It really does look like Texas though.
Let's see who's going to cut youoff.
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Is it going to be the Elantra right there on the blue or is it
going to be the Bronco turning in on you?
I think it's the Elantra on the blue, bro.
I'm putting my money. I told you I need to be a
psychic. I need to be a psychic.
I love driving, but for me to love driving, I'd like to like I
I just, I don't know, I'm a stereotyper man because I'm
pretty sure that might have beena woman or some like Middle
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Eastern man. Let's see.
Let's see. Let's see.
Oh, Bucky Rooney. Let's see.
I need to see who it was. Oh, I can't reset it.
Hold on. We got to go through it all.
Oh my fucking God. I knew it was a woman.
I mean, I knew it was a launcher, but I we don't know if
it's only yet because you can just tell they don't know where
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they're going because look how slow they are.
And even this car's like bitchesget the fuck out of the way.
Because see, look right here. It was the indicator.
Let's see. Oh, I couldn't tell.
I couldn't tell. Look like they had like, that's
a old man. That's an old man.
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That's the so have a theory one out of 10 it's an old man or
some Middle Eastern man just dude, they should not be driving
9 times out of 10 it's a fuckingwoman.
OK, I say that because I I'm good, all right, like knock on
wood, but it's just, it's fact. Like it's literally fact.
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Just look it up. Don't yell at me.
How about you erase your commentand start searching accidents in
America, OK? Because I drive in America, and
that's what my theory is based off of.
Gotcha. I'm not a globalist.
OK, ladies and gentlemen, here is APSA.
Please learn how to zip or merge, especially here in Texas
with all this construction, as you can see, you need to go in
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and go. You can't just cut people off.
You have to have your turn signal on and you have to go
with the flow of traffic. It's like a yield sign to an
extent, but you have to match paces with the other person
versus OK, let's, let's break itdown.
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Match paces. Match paces.
Even if somebody doesn't let youin, you will eventually be able
to figure out how to match pacesright right here.
This happens from somebody obviously and probably not
paying attention, panicking. See how this person started
going too fast tried speeding over this person.
You do not go in too at a time. No, I don't care unless there
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was absolutely no one back here.And remember kids, when you have
these white lines, these aren't just for lane dividers.
These are spaces of actual car lengths.
So as you see right here, each space in between a white line is
a car length. It helps you understand spacing
and distance in whatever vehicleyou are in or however fast you
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are going. And obviously they tried cutting
them off, causing this to get backed up.
Still just went ahead and cut somebody else off cause an
entire it's called a accordion effect versus matching paces for
the entrance. Bam.
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Because even if somebody back here this, but what tired
doctor, what if somebody like starts speeding up?
Don't slam on your fucking brakes.
Adjust down and slide in. That's it.
Proof that dash cams can actually save your life.
Do you mean it in the sense of like for insurance fraud?
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Let's see. OK, It's on 9/11 by the way.
Ask wifey. Huma still needs fed to who
wifey. Messages doesn't support the
group wifey. Which group do you want to
message? Go fuck yourself.
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To who? Lacey by.
Sending to Lacey, go fuck yourself.
No, what the fuck? I was not expecting that but
didn't you say it? Oh my gosh I got to look at
comments bro not me side eyeing every car like is this U-Haul
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going to go into his lane? Is this I thought I was 5050 on
the if this truck was just goingto over but uh try not to be
distracted driving especially inan intersection.
Like I get it, I don't care for the bus driver.
Whatever your excuse is, it's still distracted driving and you
you don't know what other dumb persons around you OK Because
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they might also be doing the same thing you are.
And Opie did say that. I got to work a few blocks later
and texted Ignore everything Siri just sent you shortened the
video down enough to send through a text and sentence.
She got a good laugh out of it. Wow, got to love that.
What do we have here? DEA agent accidentally injuries
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himself with his firearm while giving a gun safety lesson to
kids. We're going to continue because
YouTube does not like stuff likethat, I guess.
Explosion in Mexico City. Let's talk about the importance
of OSHA. Let's talk about the importance
of OSHA. As you can see, that's not fog.
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That's not a dam being broken. That has to be.
Oh shit, you could see it real quick in the mirror like when it
happens. You are extremely lucky.
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You were going the opposite way and as you can see right here as
well it went it because of the explosion, the wind obviously it
like gulfed in over. So we are very fortunate for
OPI. Oh hell no.
I would start reversing if I sawthat start reversing completely.
See that little Aveo, the littleChevrolet Aveo or Chevy Spark
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right there fucking was already on on his reverse lights.
Absolutely terrifying because you don't know the integrity of
that bridge when it comes to fire.
Oh, there's this little bro. Did you see that?
They had that? They had this little cart.
So is that what I think it is? Is that what the the ski, the
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ski thing, like the video we watched beforehand, bro?
Yeah, it is. Hell no, bro.
And sometimes those things randomly stop because they have
to like take extra long to get somebody off.
Like somebody that like when they leave a car wash, they like
don't go right when the light screen, so it like freezes and
locks up the the machine. They have that fucking safety on
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it too. Imagine that, bro.
You get cooked in it. That's metal.
That's metal bro. I am a big baby slut for the
police body Cam footage. I really thoroughly enjoy seeing
how people react in situations that are life threatening.
Let's watch it. And as a nurse, I am going to
react with my own wisdom. YouTube.
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So don't come for me. Don't say that I'm just reacting
to things to react to things. So let's watch educational
purpose in mind 'cause. He had opium.
What is that? Opium?
The schedule to control substance.
OK, I. Don't know what that is.
It's a drug, so he had that in the center console.
OK, so right now he's been placed an arrest.
No, he doesn't know what's goingon either.
He's. Got a vial of opium, liquid
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opium that was in the center console.
Oh my gosh. So in situations when you don't
know if it's something or not, aquick Google search, a lot of
nurses and hospitals and doctors, everyone in every field
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searches up things because you're dumb to think you know
it. All right, don't me wrong.
You need to know the things thatyou know, but you can't know
everything, especially when it comes to this.
Whose man is this? I actually feel bad for her, but
she can afford real opium now with that lawsuit.
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I hope that female officer. Oh, I can already see it on your
face. Like you're fucking with me,
right? Like, what do you mean?
What did the comments have to say?
We're going to follow. This.
Oh my gosh, manage everyone withclearly marked containers of
coke daily. Hope I don't get popped
Coca-Cola. Oh my gosh he brushed aside the
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bottle with drugs in it because it was labeled not drugs.
Oh, 100% bro is probably autistic.
Oh, 'cause he takes things like for literal, but that's OK, We
love him. We love him because at least he
didn't like just slam her. He was like, don't get me wrong,
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come on, man. But at the same time people do
the weird liquid drugs. That's a thing, OK, it's a
thing. I don't even opium's a powder,
I'm pretty sure. Let me look that up.
Let me look that up. Oh, I hit the thingy.
Look it up, look it up. It's a dried latex.
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It kind of looks like black tar heroin, at least the video I
saw. But yeah, interesting shit
happens. I'm just happy that it wasn't
him body slamming her going likeyou see so you get something to
lose some. The cop was sprinting with 30
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lbs of gear and still caught himgo.
Out, out and. Running car still and running
got a blast. Yep, car's still going, but it's
kind of bumped into some some it's like they're.
Running right now. I think he's shrub bottoms.
An hour. I love sky fox and attack.
'Cause I wear this. Lady. 7 nursery tube.
I'm not just watching shit to react to it, I'm giving my and.
He's continuing on. Oh my goodness.
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Well, you know what? That wheelchair?
Definitely not personally takes care of civilians.
I can. Tell you that and you know this
is one of the ones he's running through that neighborhood.
LAPD not. I'm ready to see him.
I'm ready to see the cops. You can hear that.
Book this shit out. Streets they're gonna keep an
eye on it. This might turn into something
else and his speeds of this guy look at this.
Look at like, how'd you kids? How'd you?
He's still. He's slowing down a little bit,
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but how long has he been running?
Almost 3030 seconds, maybe a minute flat out.
Get get dude out of newscasting.Get him all fucking football.
Get him all the college footballaround this area.
Here he's calling out the locations and streets.
I know there's a black and whitemight be getting close by now.
My concern is if he tries to getinto.
Outrun the wings of the helicopter.
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There he goes. My gosh, this is.
This is. You know what I think in the end
they're just going to call up itTasers out, Tasers out for sure,
and you know he's going to tase him tase.
Him on the right boom. Right behind a tree.
Always behind a tree. There you go.
But he's scared. They got him down.
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They did it. Does this officer play a hog in
Overwatch? Because homie waited for the
perfect like distance of like because this Tasers can only go
so far and you only get one try unless you have another Taser
like a whole set on you. You don't carry two of them.
So like they waited like exactlylike the top Oh man, that was a
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close one good grab Gigi. This video is from no fucking
comments. See.
Seems like it's an event MMA maybe fighting.
Bro that's not going to make it through.
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Whoa. Torture solved the housing
crisis. Split the living rooms in half.
Landlords probably have tried that.
Are they changing behind there? Football?
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Looks like it's football dippingthe mascot.
How long is this video? OK?
We're always there, champ, We'realways there.
What's behind it? I'm impatient.
OK, So they start moving it. They got like Taylor Swift
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behind there and people are betting on what she's going to
wear. What if the hell is going on?
Bruh, I'm not even fucking kidding you.
Taylor Swift having a divider brought out to shield her while
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leaving tonight's Eagles Chiefs game.
I did not know. I swear this wasn't planned.
And honestly, you're probably like, well, you probably sold
her at the beginning. I I didn't even, I don't think
you could see her at the beginning because I think, yeah,
no, you don't see her at the beginning.
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I don't, I don't know, man, that's crazy.
I guess that I'm at the same time if the shoe fits, it
fucking will. Even if you need wheels to roll
you around with the with the shoe change.
Wow, I need to go into medium rating, huh?
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I could see through walls. Well, I hope we learned
something today. Don't have perfume in your car.
Or at least label your cocaine as Pepsi and cops won't get it.
All righty. And if you want your name on the
clouds as a star, we got little stars right here.
Yeah, these little bad boys. I'll write your name on it and
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I'll put it up. Put it on the thingy.
Well, we'll have fun. We'll have a lot of fun.
Until then always remember don'ttext and drive OK?
If you don't want to live other people around you want to so
don't do that. And also you should want to live
what the fuck don't don't do that.
If if you need help I have a lotof videos on this channel we we
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can talk it through. Seriously my DMS are open if you
aren't OK. I can only do so much and you
can only take what is given right?
But I got to hang out now. Talk to you soon.
Bye bestie as I hit the microphone.
Bye. You can hang up.