September 4, 2025 • 42 mins
I touched grass and went to San Japan in San Antonio Texas! Step into the chaos of anime conventions! From cosplay struggles to meme-worthy moments, this episode is your not-so-serious survival guide to navigating the wild world of anime cons. I ask people advice on first time ever going to a convention, to name Pokemon, and to do their best evil villain laughs. My feet hurt, bestie. You owe me one on this episode!
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Video Chapters:00:00 Intro 00:27 What do you like most about San Japan? First Time Advice00:50 27/7 free arcade and pop up claw machines02:07 Table Top Gaming for Beginners, FREE GAMES02:59 House Husband Cosplay found!04:08 Lobby of Anime Convention04:15 NPC side quest spotted, gives first time advice05:02 Awesome cosplay girls give cosplay advice07:11 I ask questions to people in the Artist Alley Line at the San Japan Convention Tips and Tricks to your first con! 15:33 How to fix your cosplay for free19:43 40 dollar sandwiches at San Japan, pack your lunch.20:27 Chris at amp guard booth. craftsman. How to get into legal fighting in Texas!25:11 NAME A POKEMON meme challenge funny moments27:19 Anime villain challenge scream27:41 Anime villain scream pt 228:02 Anime Villain Scream pt 330:00 Interviewing attendees!39:01 Asking conspiracy questions to cosplay con attendees39:06 Night market of Anime Conventions40:48 Cosplay Contest Official41:33 Ending, thx for watching gang
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(00:04):
And I have parasites to give out.
Oh, thank you so much.
(00:30):
Would you like a worm? What's the name on it?
Peaches. Peaches.
How you enjoying San Japan? All the magic stuff.
Thank you so much. It was nice, sweetie.
Yeah. It's a worm.
It's OK, they have a rabies shot.
Actually, for legal reasons. It's OK.
I was shy during my first build-a-bear.
Kiwi's the name. Gotta keep its ID.
Borders bad this time of year. Let's get away from this QoS.
(00:50):
So we're gonna be revisiting this arcade?
Oh, they look like they changed out thing.
Have you been enjoying San Japan?
Has it been fun for y'all? What was the best thing that
happened yesterday? OK, could you tell us more about
the machine? Okay, what?
You put little things and it rotates.
They have to pick up everything.If they cup 10, it's a $50.00.
(01:14):
I bet you've been having a blastwatching people panic pick up.
It's like only if they did that with their room.
I did notice you guys changed out a lot of machines this year,
yes. Yes, we added to it.
Which one's your favorite one out of all of these?
The UFO catcher. UFO.
Yeah, it's the original Japaneseone.
Huh. Favorite one?
Yeah. Cadillac.
It's your Cadillac. It gets the converter stolen a
lot. What?
I mean, yeah. Fuck you.
(01:34):
Enjoy y'all's weekends. Take care.
Bye. Bye.
Let's watch this real quick. Let's let's look at this machine
that she was talking about. I see what she means.
Do you? Think with a house full of
people that play video games allthe time so the reaction time
would be better. Their hands are tired.
Bro, did you not see all the Bunny girls out last night?
(01:56):
Balls, balls. Look at that little guy.
Look at that little guy doing a he just, he's just skateboarding
around. He's just, he's just measling,
bro. Here is the board game library
telling us a little bit more about like the board game
library for people first coming to San Japan for Boss Man.
Hell yeah, I'll ask Boss Man right here.
(02:19):
Do you mind telling us a little bit about the board game library
for people's first times coming to San Japan that are too shy to
ask themselves the. Best thing to do is come right
in, pick out a game, come up, wecheck it out here.
You leave your license, you go play, come back, you leave your
license back, check it back in. You get tickets and stickers and
stuff. Man, you can come over here and
(02:39):
get something from this guy overhere.
Gotcha. And is there like a time limit?
Perfect. Sounds pretty simple.
And you guys are here all three days every year.
Thank you so much. This is one thing you love about
San Japan? It's a community for everyone
out. Like genuinely not even just
talking shit like it's for everyone.
Even for brave people as a dildojoke, which way is it?
(03:00):
Kirby did wear pants. Hey, where I'm like on his?
Feet. And why is that?
Why not as a hat? He's a ball.
How do we know it's a ball, not just Kirby?
Curb that's damn good question. It's 2025, you can't assume
shakes. Would you like a worm?
I would love a worm. I would love that his name is
(03:22):
Sprinkle and I got something foryou.
Wow. How did you know we just ran out
of these. Thank you for just the tip.
I will keep your tip safe, Sir. Thank you.
Thank you. Be safe house husbands.
We got a tip. Beautiful.
I really like the lines because it goes ASMR.
He's staying safe in the He's now going to be in the peanut
sniffer bag. Oh my.
(03:42):
God, you could see now people are, Oh my gosh, the McDonald
himself. I wonder if he knows how much
heartburn he gives children. But think about the creativity
of San Japan that I like. What I like the most about it is
the genuine diversity. Like, there are so many
different cultures, so many different types of pop culture
and not just the mainstream pop culture, obviously.
(04:03):
And people like, tend to not like, fuck around and find out.
But I think that's just because it's Texas.
What the hell is this line for? OK, look, let's try to walk
around and figure it out. That is the Alamo.
Never forget. Of course, never forget.
It's just an MPC. That's a side quest.
Press Y to interact. Would you like a worm?
Here's your side quest and your Ryan Gosling shirt.
Are you? I respect the dedication.
(04:25):
Thank you. I appreciate it.
Thank you. Like you're like locked in.
I know you love Build-a-bear whatever with my penis in there,
but safety pen? OK, no promises.
And for people first coming to San Japan, what is 1 advice you
would like to give them? I can't give that advice because
this is my first. Time, Who convinced you both
these two? Well, how did you convince them?
I said, hey, you're going. That sounds like some good peer
(04:47):
pressure right there, though. You guys, like, kidnapped them?
Yeah. Drink water, stay hydrated.
Sounds like some good advice. He got lost for a long time.
I I had no idea. I'm proud of y'all, but y'all
take care. Thank you very much.
About the Kirby pants. What are your opinions about the
Kirby pants? Definitely the bottom one.
The bottom one, yeah. Why is that a low rise moment?
(05:09):
I like the high rise. The little Britney Spears
moment. Little Britney Spears, actually.
Why 2K curvy? I mean, it's the time to shine.
Did you guys want to work? I would love to work like any
color. Jim.
Jim, Jim and Sprite. Jim and Sprite.
And do you guys have any advice for the first time travelers to
San Japan? Something you wish you would
(05:29):
have fucking knew? Like, you can tape your wigs
down to hold them in the car. We just realized, like, if you
don't have a good stand for, like, a way to keep it in place,
Yeah. Duct tape.
Just duct tape it to, like, yoursuitcase or something so that it
won't wobble. Yeah.
I also highly recommend a build-a-bear box with a peg.
Yeah, but if you're like, last minute crunching and you can't
(05:50):
prep something for it, just ducttape it.
Yeah. My other one is bring more
snacks than you think you need. Texas seed is no fucking joke.
See. Like the little packets.
Oh, every day we're having vitamin C.
How? How do you get off the red,
though? Does it stain?
We're gonna find out. Yeah, that's the first time
doing it. Bucky standing near bathroom.
Selfie with the worms so we can see how red it is.
(06:11):
I went to cosplay Bucky one day.My dream list of cosplays.
What kind of Bucky? I want to do one of those
holiday one. Which holiday one?
Probably Halloween. About to say it's like those
shirts are competitive like a vampire.
That'd be smart. Like thanks.
I want buck teeth. But thank you all so much.
I wasn't expecting to talk aboutBucky's with buck teeth as a
vampire and that's what you are missing at San Japan.
(06:34):
Good luck on the red. If not, it's a little blush
moment. Put a little little sunburn.
Just live with it. We're just talking.
It's not like what skin colors we would have if we had a
natural color. Skin colors.
Oh, man, that's going to get me cancelled.
Thank you, ladies. That was pretty cool.
These are the things you're missing at Saint Japan.
We're going to figure it out. Give it.
(06:55):
A bounce. Pressing me in the Patreon.
Blur it. Damn, they're like pouring these
people in. Completely against Fire Marshall
rules when it comes to putting abunch of people in a fucking
room. Yeah, we're a member Black
Friday shopping. Like what?
The fuss is going. Everybody looks so locked in.
Anybody's going to stop me, I'm going to fucking piss on them.
(07:15):
Just suit sprites. Who ordered in there?
They're making you work. They're making you work.
Who ordered the DoorDash? Sometimes jerks go over people's
heads. That's a bunch of That's
bullshit, bro. How else am I supposed to spend
ungodly amounts of money on anime titties?
What are you hoping to see in here?
What are you hoping to get in here?
Porn. Fuck.
Yeah. I think that was upstairs
yesterday at 7:00. I'll be there later.
(07:37):
OK, cool. I'll see you there.
I love your hair. People are really nice.
Damn, they got so many ribbons. You see that?
That's awesome. We love that beautiful windows
there. Oh, yes.
I'm still not used to like. Oh, always forever.
(07:57):
What are you looking for in here?
Just anything I could spend my money on.
Fuck yeah. Capitalism.
Let's go. I feel very safe right now.
It makes sense why the traffic'sthe way it is.
I love you, TV, man. What are you here for?
What are you in line for? Just.
Go by the art gallery, check outthe art and dealers room.
Anybody specifically you're looking to purchase from?
(08:17):
Not in particular. I did support like a on the
artist who is over a rogue Higuroshi.
I just bought like two of her bullets and some key chains so I
thought I would support. Them the RIP your bank account
but we. RIP my my bank but I'll be fine.
It's, it's OK one time of year, right?
Yeah, it's one time of year, yeah.
It's not an area to exchange worms right here though.
I don't want to like, put my shit down.
(08:39):
I thought this person had SWAT stickers on them.
Look at them, show them what up teeth?
What's up there's? A big cock right there.
And he's coming right at me. I'm actually going to scoot back
of it. I got to make room for the cock.
That's how happy I'm trying to be.
That's a tall ass motherfucker. Holy shit, that's a tall person.
(09:02):
One thing I do think about convention to see a lot about a
person's soul. Certain people, like, give you
dirty look. What do you mean?
But it's always from only girls,though.
I've never gotten one from a dude.
It's really odd because I'm like, are you in for the craft
or are you in for a little something else?
Little hot take though. Oh my gosh.
Sure. Which one?
It's the burning question A lot of.
(09:23):
Yeah, of course. You know that man fucks.
Hell yeah. Love your dress.
Thank you. I love your dress as well.
What are you looking to buy in here?
Anything. Anything and everything.
Everything. A Lafoo Foo.
I'm not paying for a little Boo Boo.
Not a fuck, no. Not the 24 karat gold either.
Hell no. Maybe some figurines.
(09:43):
Figurine tell. Yeah, now you be safe and good
luck. I like that when somebody like
talks to me, somebody else decides it's like their option
to get in my face and read my sign.
It's really funny. I mean, obviously I'm not
complaining about it. It's just funny how like people
interact based off of who interacts first.
It's like, but you have the one person that goes fast and
everybody else starts speeding. It's like pack mentality.
It's interesting, very interesting.
That is bad ass. That's a lot of effort, but I do
(10:06):
have a really quick question. How do you remove the paint
without it staining? Oil based remover?
What type of paint is that? Sunset makeup or colorful
foundation? I've been seeing a lot of people
with like the skin paint. Every time I've asked, they're
like, I have no idea. We're just going to figure it
out. Like I like them.
I like Krylon Maveron, but I usually do cream makeup.
And one more question for the first timers at San Japan.
(10:29):
What is one thing you wish you knew the first time you went to
a convention? Seal your body paint.
Feel your body paint. That's what it is.
And you look amazing. Thank you.
I have like really dry mouth right now.
I'm so used to having it on my desk.
A little water ice somewhere hold.
On. Hold on tight.
And ladies and gentlemen, we just caught that on camera.
(10:51):
We got line cutters right there.Because they literally did.
What's the answer? Unlimited.
That girl's a woman of class. RX7 shirt.
RX7 shirt? I have to ask, I see the RX7
shirt. What's your dream car?
And What Car do you drive? Am I driving Dodge Charger green
car? Probably a Porsche.
Fuck yeah. Which one?
Like a 911? Perfect choice.
(11:11):
Only choice. Thank you.
That shit's cool as hell, bro. They're like making like
vibration noises. Like look, I just think it says
just the tip. Oh, do it again.
Do it again. This is what you're missing out
at San Japan right here. I'm really bad at train for SGC.
(11:32):
That's what you're most excited for.
SGC is Shadow Grid Cybernetics. This is a group that I've
started in Houston. We're only like 3 or 4 people.
Then now we've kind of grown up to like 40 members and we're
going around Texas recruiting more people.
You guys go to every convention that comes around in like Texas
area or? Yeah, we pretty much try to go
to every con that we do and we try to recruit people so we can
have Captain station in different cities trying to
(11:55):
pioneer this style here in America.
There's no official group here in America yet.
It's pretty heavy in like Asian countries make Malaysia, Japan
and China so and I actually am in contact with a bunch of those
people over there across seas. And what inspired you to start
this here in Texas? So I've actually had this helmet
that I'm wearing right now for awhile now, and I was like, well,
I like the Cybertech style, but I wanna see how much we can
(12:16):
upgrade and increase on that. Cyberplunk 27, seven or even
edge runners came out. It really pushed the envelope on
trying to do more styles. And for anyone that's first time
watching this, what would be a good first step for them to want
to start and figure out how to even get involved?
The first thing I would suggest is finding a good mask.
So the way I run the group is that you don't have to have any
(12:37):
fancy outfit like we're wearing,no gear, nothing.
The only thing you would want tostart off with is a as a mask.
Once you have the mask, you can build.
Off of that mask and some like Amazon $5 LED's start from
there. I don't know Charades ultimate
question. He has a voice.
Ever get that on camera? You have to ask the question,
(12:58):
would you rather have unlimited?Bacon but no more games or
games. Unlimited games, but no.
Games. I'll go games unlimited because
games could be non video game you know?
Because there's no games but unlimited games.
So you'd get no games. Different type of game.
No, no games, no games at all. I'm not playing games with
people. Well, you are if you don't get
games no matter what. If you get bacon though, you'll
(13:20):
always have bacon. Bacon doesn't like me.
Then you'll get nothing. It's either nothing and or
nothing or nothing in bacon. I'll get nothing and nothing.
Nothing and nothing that's the answer.
Thank y'all. I appreciate.
How's the weather outside bro? Can you have the slow MO effect
where like I can't believe I'm feeling a little evil, you know?
(13:44):
Oh oh with photo with all of this that'd be funny as fuck.
Is that cool? You guys OK with that all right
I feel like I uh integrated worlds.
Oh that's why y'all were doing that to me.
You guys don't really talk that's just the group pretty
funny. That was pretty funny That makes
(14:04):
sense. I was like why is nobody
talking? Why are we all using hand
motions? That's that's your guys thing If
it rains, it's his fault. I think he just did like a
chant. Like a tired Gato.
Like like a EP. Sleepy tired.
Yeah. Would you guys like a worm to
(14:25):
put on your uniform? Yeah.
The orange. It's like gun charms.
A lot of people who like cosplaywho don't want to show their
face. This is a good start.
Really good way to do it. Yes, so like people who are
socially have social anxiety, the mask helps.
But look, there's a little blackone for it.
There you go. Awesome.
Oh dude, that looks so good. Did you all want like the names
(14:47):
or do you guys pull them? I absolutely You need the name
so you just pull a little tag. Dips, dip, safety pins, anybody?
(15:21):
Sounds good. Y'all take care of your new
friends. See y'all.
And maybe in different convention because I love Texas.
That was so fun. That was really cool.
Cut the cameras. I got devastating news though.
I'm really tired and my fucking thing busted.
I'm literally having a real lifeerror right now.
I was like, I don't like the bump in my hair, which I should
(15:42):
have fucking left alone at this point.
But these are aluminum wire. It cracks.
The metal is very soft. It's like butter.
Yeah, you get so many loose, some right.
So I'm going to go ahead and we're going to go to room 225
ABC. It's the craft room and the
cosplay room, and hopefully I can get it back on.
If they have wire, I should probably shouldn't have busted
because I had a Halo around my head like how you would put on a
(16:06):
necklace, but it was very tight and it like stopped at the my
like base of my head. And then I fed wires through my
buns and that's what held it up and I busted that crown wire to
maybe like make it more suitableand sustainable ones of these
and I fucked it bro. So let's go see if they can do
anything about it. Let's go recycling.
(16:28):
Wow. You know, if it really went to
recycling, that basically goes in the same landfill.
I love your thank you so much. I appreciate it.
Thank you. Thank you for going to repair
right now. My helmet fell off.
Take care. Awesome.
Cool. Thank you so much.
I got to make her way through. Make her way through.
(16:49):
Oh, my gosh. Opening.
Opening. What?
What's your Hey. Hello, What's up?
My friend would like a worm. Do you want a worm?
Here's a worm. Right.
We just ran from a crosshair. I'm like, I'm like, there's no
shot that. She.
Sees. I know I'm a fencer.
(17:09):
Oh my God, they're all hanging themselves.
Call these Jeffrey Epstein. We look back to monk time.
Get the 9/11. Oh my God, that's iconic.
I. Want that?
(17:29):
How much time you got? I want to go first time.
For people going to San Japan, what advice would you like to
give them? Bring some water.
Bring some water. Cinnamon roll, $5.
Oh, they said cinnamon roll. I was like, I was like, fuck
yeah. Either bring water or bring a
water bottle you can refill. Yeah, because what, Water's
(17:50):
like, what? You said $5, like, oh, it's
like, it's too much, but there'swater problems everywhere.
Did you see what they're doing for, like, kids in school?
That's like $3 for water bottles.
Yeah. Yeah, No, there's a couple.
No, I'm like, you know that noneof that money's being reported
and the teachers making money off of, like, starving,
dehydrated students. But I'm sorry I cut you off to
(18:11):
talk about child neglect. No comment.
No comment. Like for legal reasons.
Take care. But thank y'all.
Y'all take care. Of course.
Of course. That was pretty cute.
It's like no shot. They saw these fucking worms.
So that means people went to bedwondering if they could find me
to get the fucking worms. Get your free parasites bring
(18:34):
out. You did.
A lot of these people are lockedin.
I was going to ask them how theyfelt about the the oil crisis.
Hello, beautiful outside though to look at prayer.
Let's go ahead and see if they can help me.
Hey do y'all have like aluminum wire by chance?
Thank you so much, I love it. OK, this is making me
(18:58):
ridiculously happy. Yeah, everybody's fixing their
all their stuff is like little mirrors.
They have like little zip ties, sanding blocks, popsicle sticks
and you get a little little cosplay repair.
Hot glue can't fix all that fun stuff.
I'm one bunning it right now in public like the little gotto
(19:22):
whore I am. I want a lobotomy and they did
surgery on a sign. They're doing surgery on a sign.
I'll be back when I have sign onmy head.
He's literally doing what are we?
So do we on The Quape. Do y'all by chance have a blade?
(19:44):
Making fun of me a little bit, but it's like what?
We're taking a well needed lunchbreak or dinner break.
It is 527 my thingy. Update on that.
It looks like I'm trying to hangmyself.
I call this the Epstein sign because that took a team to be
able to even get this noose going.
(20:04):
But we got $40 sandwiches, and you're probably like $40
sandwiches. I put them bitches like Bussin.
I feel like I'm in the American school system all over again.
But we'll be back. And the funny part of this all,
we're gonna go change out after an hour and a half of fixing
this. I'm really tired.
I'm gonna eat now, love. You.
(20:27):
And what are you working on right now?
Making some dagger covers for Ampguard.
What is a dagger cover? So dagger covers, any weapon for
Ampguard or Dag has to have a cloth cover on it that when you
strike somebody, in case you hitthem in the face or somewhere
that's not a happy spot, it won't be bad versus getting hit
with just tape stings a little bit more to give it a little bit
(20:51):
of comfort. So what would people even need
these swords for? Killing your enemy, slaying your
friends if they get out of line,or otherwise just owning the
battlefield. So this is just a legal prison
yard at this point 1. 100%. And where can people be at the
legal prison yard? So AMP Guard meets at McAllister
Park on Sundays, noon to 4 here in San Antonio.
(21:14):
There's also a way to find a chapter near you through the
Ampguard wiki page. All right, so just go on
Facebook and search Ampguard andthen whatever your location is,
it'll find it the closest one first.
Any recommendations that you wish somebody told you the first
time you started Ampguard? Man, that's a good question.
After 15 years, probably best advice, find somebody that knows
(21:40):
how to do what you wanna do there and try to learn as much
as you can from them because when I started making weapons it
was YouTube videos and anything I could find on the Internet.
I didn't have any actual guidance.
You and me both. I was raised on YouTube.
Yeah, YouTube is a definitely a parent these days.
(22:00):
The algorithm is real. But definitely just someone that
has the knowledge beforehand. What about a lot of people that
don't really have friends these days?
Well, how would you recommend it?
Do you think that they should just go to the next San Japan
and have an opportunity to just scope out the area?
I think that would be a good start for sure because.
(22:20):
We got to think about people that like nobody goes outside
and touch the grass and we got to figure out how we can get the
grass touching started for sure.So yeah, we.
Bring in some little patches of fake grass in here.
Imagine if there was somebody with an actual like grass, like
it said, touch grass like it's aturf.
And I was like, holy that amazing.
You sell weapons. Where can they find that at?
So I will have social media soon.
(22:42):
Currently my Facebook is the only way, but Olympus
Battlecraft is the name of the company.
So here within two weeks or so, hopefully we'll have that up and
running and then you can order from me online.
Some of the best weapons I there's a website, what's that
website called? Grogtech.
Grogtech. I personally think his weapons
are better. And I'm not just saying that and
(23:02):
I this is not a paid actor so yeah, no like genuinely, because
I've met a lot of people at the park that either have Grogtech
and they're like, oh, but there's Chris's if you're like,
Oh yeah, Chris's is a lot better.
If you hear from word of mouth and you're growing up against a
company versus an actual person that loves and cares for their
weapons, I think you know where you need to put your money at.
Everybody's always like support small businesses, but it's
(23:24):
always fucking 10 you bullshit that's resold.
This ain't no fuck, this ain't China.
Thank you so much. Any at last words for anyone or
anything out there or? Find your local amp guard or
Larping park and take all your friends because.
Just do it. Even though we don't touch grass
often, it's often fun to do it with friends.
A lot of dirt, a lot of dirt getget nasal wash.
(23:46):
We have actually have grass. It's all dirt, yeah.
Because we kill it bumped. It so much that it's just.
And there we are. There we have it.
Thank you so much. Absolutely.
We have a special request. You see the man with the red,
the red sword. We got to ask him about sword
fight kissing. Let's go do it.
Do you mind telling me what you're doing here with your
sword fight? Kissing.
(24:07):
Oh this is called amp guard. It's basically just swinging
stick hitting each other for fun.
That sounds pretty cool. Do you guys do this every year?
Yes we do. We do this at a park.
For us, it's every Sunday at McAllister Park.
Come at 12:00. It usually is around four or
five. Come and fight with us.
It's fun. And that's that.
Thank you so much. Take care.
(24:28):
She did not like the kissing oneand then we got it's just a
flesh wound we hit. Quite a bit, thank you.
A lot of the other fun things that will be for that is armor
and non armored grappling, meaning he told you you can get
handsy with people. It's a little bit more rough.
A game called zombies is a thing.
(24:50):
So you actually have to grab them and pin them to the floor.
So yeah, I actually have a card for them if you're interested in
that one. That's that's going to be
Saturday's at noon. Gang, gang, gang, gang.
There you go Sir. It's got AQR code on the back
every Saturday noon to 4. Like how Like name a woman?
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What? What's something that'd be funny
though? Like anime related to that?
Name a Pokémon. I'll do that.
Excuse me, name a Pokémon. Card of war.
Thank you. Excuse me, can you name a
Pokémon? No.
You can't, that's all right. Name a Pokémon.
That's all right. He looked like he was going to
lose sleep over that. I kind of felt bad.
Excuse me, can you name a Pokémon?
Charizard. Excuse me, can you name a
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Pokémon? Yes.
Name a Pokémon. Bulbasaur.
Never Pokémon Pikachu. Never Pokémon.
Name a Pokémon Gengar name a Pokémon they poor young bye
you're a Pokémon RCS can you name a Pokémon?
Bulbasaur. Name a Pokémon.
Far fetched. Is that your favorite?
It is. Hell yeah.
What's a Pokémon? Ditto.
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Thank you. Thank you.
Best one. Excuse me.
Name a Pokémon. Charizard.
Thank you. Thank you.
I know. That's fine.
Whoa, Never Pokémon. Whoa.
Never Pokémon. Any Pokémon, anyone Pikachu.
I wonder where she got that from.
I think the Beyblades are like fucking like genius.
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I love the Beyblades. I teach it reminds people that
to wash their uniforms. Excuse me, excuse me.
Nima Pokémon. Nima Pokémon.
Gangar. Pokémon.
Pikachu. Thank you.
Thank you. Name of Pokémon Squirtle.
Thank you. Should I do a different one?
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What's another one? Don't touch that.
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Don't touch that. It's you and me when we go to
bed. Did you turn it off?
OK, it's still going. Could you do your best evil
villain scream? Scream.
Don't get us kicked out. What, Like what just happened in
this evil villain? Just from an anime like any like
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loud noise like that they can scream or anything.
Beautiful. Thank you so much.
That dude locked the fuck in. Best evil villain noise.
Gorgeous. Hello.
Could you give me your best anime yell?
Oh sure. Ready.
Yell anything, anything you're comfortable with.
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Oh Lord. OK, so I can't bone.
Yes, you can. Beautiful.
Thank you very much. Appreciate it.
We should probably change that out.
People are looking. Can you do your best anime
laugh? Anime laugh.
Yeah, it's OK. Lock in.
Lock in. You're fine.
I'll. I'll.
I'll edit it out. No, I won't.
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Are you taking it? I will edit the best little
anime. Thank you.
What the hell? Someone needs to do the laugh in
front of them. Go grab him.
Be like, bro, I got a perfect backyard.
You want to go grab him real quick?
Let's go grab him. Let's see if you can.
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Let's see. Let's see.
He's still there. I'm going to interrupt you again
real quick. I found a perfect backdrop for
your anime laugh. It's in this room.
You guys want to come and film it?
We're not kidnapping, y'all? No, come on.
Obviously take your pick, but I think we know which one.
I'll take your fortunate. Taste it, Taste it.
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Oh, that's wild. That's wild.
All right, so just laugh. Just.
Do it evil villain monologue, whatever you.
Want scum? Oh my God.
Oh my God. All right.
Yeah, no, probably. Did you want to try?
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I mean, you can do a moan too. Oh hell yeah, brother.
Is this the horn? Yes.
It. Is was that good?
Thank you. I know.
You need to go to the night market.
You should have sold that on like a little USB drive.
It already smells enough in there.
So good moan. Very, very lucky.
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Very lucky boyfriends. I know you're like, that was our
secret. I can't believe.
Don't worry, I'll. I'll link your only fans in the
description. Yeah, I'm like.
Pop 0.1. Percent.
Oh I know those taxes suck. Gonna keep opening Venmos to
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give it that 500. You name it.
Pokémon Pikachu. Pikachu.
You don't like Pokémon too much?Not since I was 10, not.
Since you were 10, what do you like now?
Then what? What transition the Pokémon?
Was it CS go? Was it the unboxing?
No, no, no, I don't really play play the like first person
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shooter. I like Planetside too.
One quick advice you would give to somebody on their first time
going to a convention pack deodorant.
Deodorant. Yes, they should sell that at
the late. Do you know any hotel parks are
going to happen after San Japan?Any type of fun bars like bar
parts? Any any like hotel parties?
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Any parties anywhere. Yeah, the raves, the Rave on
Hyatt, 3rd or 4th floor. Hyatt 3rd or 4th floor.
Yes, Sir. Hi Ball and appreciate it.
Yeah, and name a Pokémon. Lucario, he's with.
He's with by Sean Schimmel. We can't go wrong with him.
Perfect, perfect. I like that insight.
Y'all be safe. Can you guys name a Pokémon?
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Name a Pokémon. Pikachu.
Yeah, think. You think.
You name a Pokémon Hardimore? Think you think I love these
floors. Kind of these floors kind of
these floors. Bro, this shit beautiful.
I'm going to ask 911 jokes. Excuse me.
Did Bush do 9/11? Yeah.
Fuck yeah. Hell yeah.
That's an American right there. Did Bush do 9/11?
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Yes, yes, yes. So we're by the night market.
This is where all the porn did the anime titties from Tim you
not blurred out. We're going to ask the questions
fair enough Favorite rule 34 Favorite rule 34 Fuck yeah, all
the above. I said rule 34.
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They did like the fucking like surprise Pikachu or the OR the
the Bojack. What do you guys lined up for
the? K pop random dance.
Gotcha, gotcha. My brother.
You're like, I don't know, man. It's on footage now.
I'm not here. Well, The thing is, I've been
here for seven. I've been here since 2011 and
this is the first time. Here, really, what finally
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convinced you to finally go? I mean, because I'd always drop
him off all the time. And I just see all the people,
like, come in and like, what theHell's going on in there?
So I mean, I just like finally. Just lined up this year.
This is like my 14th year here. Do you remember the first year?
Oh, I do. And I was having like the
longest one-on-one conversation with that guy and I had no idea
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that guy was like this renowned cosplayer.
It was just little high school me just like just having like
this one, you know, long, you know, just guy conversation with
him just about about not just possibly just anything dear.
That guy was a renowned customerand also have religious like
this 2 hour conversation with him.
That's so fun, hope you all enjoy and I hope you enjoy your
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first year so far. What is one thing you were wish
you were told though? I guess to plan stuff out, you
know, there's just so much. Stuff too much shit.
Yeah, exactly. Well, print out your schedule
and mark everything off. The first video game that made
you rage quit. I don't think I've ever rage
quit a game. You never.
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What was the first game you finished then?
The first game I finished think from my childhood the earliest I
can remember, Super Mario Brothers Deluxe and the Game Boy
Color. Thank you very much and any tips
for somebody playing that for the first time?
It takes some getting used to, especially since it's Mario
Brothers on a smaller screen, soyou can't really see too much
ahead of you, so you got to takea lot of leaps of faith.
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Leaps of faith, just like in life.
Thank you. But this right here, that this
is my shit. I rage, I rage quit on this
Yoshi's Island. It's so beautiful.
It is. That's the one that I love.
I don't want to change the plate.
I don't want to change none of that.
I don't want to put none of this.
No right there. Keep a stock.
Keep a stock like like an NA Miata right there.
Thank you so much. Excuse me, what was the first
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ever console you ever got? The Sega Genesis.
And when did you get that? How did you get it?
I was a kid back then so my parents bought it for.
Me you still have it? Or do you remember when it broke
on you? Or did you?
What happened? It broke on me a long time ago
so. Understandable.
And what do you play on now? Just play on anything and get my
hands on. It's a man who plays right
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there. I had a Famicom.
System and I played Mario and like pinball.
Play the pinball on the really old PCs.
Are you talking about the one onWindows XP?
Yes. Yeah, Yeah, The space connect.
Yes. I hated that one.
It was fine because it had missions.
Yeah, that was the issue. I didn't know there was an
older. Version of it where you had like
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multi ball because the one, the one that I knew does not have
multi ball, yeah. I did not expect the Lord drop
of the pimples but think y'all y'all enjoy and y'all be safe
spiky gun. This is the flood bro.
It has a fucking steak and playing God damn Sonic right
here. Oh man that dude with the roof
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wrist bro stacked bro had a goodSaturday.
That's a good Saturday. Excuse me Sir, what's your
favorite anime? Watch anime you don't watch?
I know. What about a favorite Pokémon?
Oh, you know what? Dragon Ball.
Z Dragon Ball Z, I'll take that.Thank you very much.
I mean, did you do the Beybladeswhen I.
Was. Little are you a little They
have it here. They have it here.
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They have it like I saw the you need to do that.
You have to you have to you're forgetting something.
Let's ask you forget something. Do you have everything I?
Don't know. I don't.
Know name a Pokémon. Lugia.
Name a Pokémon, even Pokémon. Rick Wasa.
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How expensive they make these tickets.
They'll fit this fucking escalator, bro.
I can fix my boobs now. Nobody's here.
I feel you on that. No, it's just movies.
That's it. Go to freaking Google and you
get more results on like actual things, not just from Tim you.
Because that's what I want, man.I want a hairy man.
I want fat, I want people that don't look like minors 'cause
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that's what a lot of those fucking people like.
I did not want to cuddle a 12 year old boy getting out of the
gym class. That's what it looked like on
those pillows, right, Did it not?
I know there was Sam from Danny Phantom and I was just like,
he's a child, 14 year old. So yes, you understand?
Exactly. So there were body pillows and
it literally looked like a little kid in your class.
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And I'm like, are you fucking kidding me?
Like us woman we want yeah no yowee no like freaky shit.
Yeah. No, no fun.
No very Texas. Very San Antonio gotta.
Go up. There, yes, the microphone, yes,
I. Got your interviews?
Yeah. Do you want a few questions?
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You have time. Let's get out of the road
though. So the question is $50 and pull
the fire line. I was like, what's your favorite
Pokémon? Uh, gardehor.
And I is this your first time coming to San Japan?
No, I've been coming here for a few years now and.
What was the best time you've ever had at San Japan?
Like a moment that you'll alwaysremember, that keeps making you
come back. My first time there was a rave
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and it was fun. I was partying all night.
Free drugs to cut that out. Yeah, I think it was the rave.
It was just real fun and it was like I wasn't expecting it
because I thought it was just going to be a convention.
And then they're like rave after, you know, after party
night, I swing by and it's it was popping so.
And are you going to be here forSunday as well?
Yeah, my friend's in the car show, so I'm gonna pick him up.
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Which one is it? Is it the S2K?
It's the the Togo car. Girl on OK And what was your
favorite thing that happened Friday, today?
And then what are you looking forward to tomorrow?
Friday there was that 18 plus night market.
I was not expecting that. I was like, oh, what's this?
And it was surprising. It was a little bit shocking.
Did you like it or did you? I mean, you're fine, we're all
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gooners here, but was it to yourexpectation?
Did you expect more like realistic ass and tits?
Oh no, no, I mean the material was good.
It's just I didn't expect it here.
That's what that was actually shocked me the most because
usually said Japan's like familyfriendly and then I like walk by
and it's like, oh crap, 18 plus.Where you guys getting these
penis plushies? Did you buy anything from the
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market or did you have your eyeson anything?
I have my eyes on a bunch of stuff but one thing my friend
got was this toga skateboard that went with his car.
So I thought that was like, oh, that's.
Pretty cool, yeah. Yeah, I just bought some
stickers and he got the whole skateboard that matches his car,
so. Well, one last thing.
What would be one thing of advice you would tell somebody
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before coming to San Japan for the first time?
Save up your money. Save you your money because
you're going to waste it on a bunch of anime tits and
stickers. Yeah, but nice to meet you all,
y'all. Take care.
Did Bush do 9/11? Did Bush do 9/11?
Yeah, there. You go.
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You guys want some mystery liquid on top of the AED
machine? Yum.
I. Heard it's very heart stopping.
Of course they have the AED right next to the night market.
Everybody goons here, everybody goons.
We're all gooners. Night markets, the market of
controversy, the market of Iding, a family friendly
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convention and titties. Yeah, you go in there, they
check your ID and you see a bunch of Chinese smelling cloth
with printed nipples, a show stopper.
They got this shit locked down more than what the Twins Towers
did. Did you know that there was a
security breach at the Twin Towers like 3 or 4 days before
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that weekend Before apparently people came in to do like the
people just came in I think withsuits.
Watch Depressed Ginger on YouTube, he talks all about it.
Apparently there was reports. There's no evidence of it
anywhere. Just word of mouth where people
just came in and they just like basically men in suits just came
in, but I don't know if they're in suits, but you get the idea.
Whoa, you can go outside. This is beautiful man.
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I wonder if people are staying at the mall.
Oh, look at the they get the shot of the cars.
We're having a little drive moment right here.
Dawn on now dawn on, you know, for it always having, you know,
dirt in the water and bodies in the lake.
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San Antonio can sometimes be pretty.
Of course, when it's getting cleaned and washed by the rain,
just to step in the, the piss that washed off the sidewalk
into our walkway of walking home.
It's a nice refreshing thing to see the cosplay and I already
found ghosts. You see them?
That stage looks like they have it set up to where?
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Like it looks way bigger than what it really is.
I was like, where Where are we watching this from?
Whoa yo, that's pretty pimp money bro.
Is that Lord Farkle? That's a motherfucking blaster
(41:29):
bro. And that is Saturday.
We talked to people about bad gooning material. 911 couple
worms were given out. It is pouring.
It is pouring ass outside. I hope it's not picking up any
of this shit, but it is about tobe 10:00.
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RIP it. But it's about to be 10:00.
We're tired. See you then.
And I have parasites to give out.
Oh, thank you so much.
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Would you like a worm? What's the name on it?
Peaches. Peaches.
How you enjoying San Japan? All the magic stuff.
Thank you so much. It was nice, sweetie.
Yeah. It's a worm.
It's OK, they have a rabies shot.
Actually, for legal reasons. It's OK.
I was shy during my first build-a-bear.
Kiwi's the name. Gotta keep its ID.
Borders bad this time of year. Let's get away from this QoS.
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So we're gonna be revisiting this arcade?
Oh, they look like they changed out thing.
Have you been enjoying San Japan?
Has it been fun for y'all? What was the best thing that
happened yesterday? OK, could you tell us more about
the machine? Okay, what?
You put little things and it rotates.
They have to pick up everything.If they cup 10, it's a $50.00.
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I bet you've been having a blastwatching people panic pick up.
It's like only if they did that with their room.
I did notice you guys changed out a lot of machines this year,
yes. Yes, we added to it.
Which one's your favorite one out of all of these?
The UFO catcher. UFO.
Yeah, it's the original Japaneseone.
Huh. Favorite one?
Yeah. Cadillac.
It's your Cadillac. It gets the converter stolen a
lot. What?
I mean, yeah. Fuck you.
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Enjoy y'all's weekends. Take care.
Bye. Bye.
Let's watch this real quick. Let's let's look at this machine
that she was talking about. I see what she means.
Do you? Think with a house full of
people that play video games allthe time so the reaction time
would be better. Their hands are tired.
Bro, did you not see all the Bunny girls out last night?
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Balls, balls. Look at that little guy.
Look at that little guy doing a he just, he's just skateboarding
around. He's just, he's just measling,
bro. Here is the board game library
telling us a little bit more about like the board game
library for people first coming to San Japan for Boss Man.
Hell yeah, I'll ask Boss Man right here.
(02:19):
Do you mind telling us a little bit about the board game library
for people's first times coming to San Japan that are too shy to
ask themselves the. Best thing to do is come right
in, pick out a game, come up, wecheck it out here.
You leave your license, you go play, come back, you leave your
license back, check it back in. You get tickets and stickers and
stuff. Man, you can come over here and
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get something from this guy overhere.
Gotcha. And is there like a time limit?
Perfect. Sounds pretty simple.
And you guys are here all three days every year.
Thank you so much. This is one thing you love about
San Japan? It's a community for everyone
out. Like genuinely not even just
talking shit like it's for everyone.
Even for brave people as a dildojoke, which way is it?
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Kirby did wear pants. Hey, where I'm like on his?
Feet. And why is that?
Why not as a hat? He's a ball.
How do we know it's a ball, not just Kirby?
Curb that's damn good question. It's 2025, you can't assume
shakes. Would you like a worm?
I would love a worm. I would love that his name is
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Sprinkle and I got something foryou.
Wow. How did you know we just ran out
of these. Thank you for just the tip.
I will keep your tip safe, Sir. Thank you.
Thank you. Be safe house husbands.
We got a tip. Beautiful.
I really like the lines because it goes ASMR.
He's staying safe in the He's now going to be in the peanut
sniffer bag. Oh my.
(03:42):
God, you could see now people are, Oh my gosh, the McDonald
himself. I wonder if he knows how much
heartburn he gives children. But think about the creativity
of San Japan that I like. What I like the most about it is
the genuine diversity. Like, there are so many
different cultures, so many different types of pop culture
and not just the mainstream pop culture, obviously.
(04:03):
And people like, tend to not like, fuck around and find out.
But I think that's just because it's Texas.
What the hell is this line for? OK, look, let's try to walk
around and figure it out. That is the Alamo.
Never forget. Of course, never forget.
It's just an MPC. That's a side quest.
Press Y to interact. Would you like a worm?
Here's your side quest and your Ryan Gosling shirt.
Are you? I respect the dedication.
(04:25):
Thank you. I appreciate it.
Thank you. Like you're like locked in.
I know you love Build-a-bear whatever with my penis in there,
but safety pen? OK, no promises.
And for people first coming to San Japan, what is 1 advice you
would like to give them? I can't give that advice because
this is my first. Time, Who convinced you both
these two? Well, how did you convince them?
I said, hey, you're going. That sounds like some good peer
(04:47):
pressure right there, though. You guys, like, kidnapped them?
Yeah. Drink water, stay hydrated.
Sounds like some good advice. He got lost for a long time.
I I had no idea. I'm proud of y'all, but y'all
take care. Thank you very much.
About the Kirby pants. What are your opinions about the
Kirby pants? Definitely the bottom one.
The bottom one, yeah. Why is that a low rise moment?
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I like the high rise. The little Britney Spears
moment. Little Britney Spears, actually.
Why 2K curvy? I mean, it's the time to shine.
Did you guys want to work? I would love to work like any
color. Jim.
Jim, Jim and Sprite. Jim and Sprite.
And do you guys have any advice for the first time travelers to
San Japan? Something you wish you would
(05:29):
have fucking knew? Like, you can tape your wigs
down to hold them in the car. We just realized, like, if you
don't have a good stand for, like, a way to keep it in place,
Yeah. Duct tape.
Just duct tape it to, like, yoursuitcase or something so that it
won't wobble. Yeah.
I also highly recommend a build-a-bear box with a peg.
Yeah, but if you're like, last minute crunching and you can't
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prep something for it, just ducttape it.
Yeah. My other one is bring more
snacks than you think you need. Texas seed is no fucking joke.
See. Like the little packets.
Oh, every day we're having vitamin C.
How? How do you get off the red,
though? Does it stain?
We're gonna find out. Yeah, that's the first time
doing it. Bucky standing near bathroom.
Selfie with the worms so we can see how red it is.
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I went to cosplay Bucky one day.My dream list of cosplays.
What kind of Bucky? I want to do one of those
holiday one. Which holiday one?
Probably Halloween. About to say it's like those
shirts are competitive like a vampire.
That'd be smart. Like thanks.
I want buck teeth. But thank you all so much.
I wasn't expecting to talk aboutBucky's with buck teeth as a
vampire and that's what you are missing at San Japan.
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Good luck on the red. If not, it's a little blush
moment. Put a little little sunburn.
Just live with it. We're just talking.
It's not like what skin colors we would have if we had a
natural color. Skin colors.
Oh, man, that's going to get me cancelled.
Thank you, ladies. That was pretty cool.
These are the things you're missing at Saint Japan.
We're going to figure it out. Give it.
(06:55):
A bounce. Pressing me in the Patreon.
Blur it. Damn, they're like pouring these
people in. Completely against Fire Marshall
rules when it comes to putting abunch of people in a fucking
room. Yeah, we're a member Black
Friday shopping. Like what?
The fuss is going. Everybody looks so locked in.
Anybody's going to stop me, I'm going to fucking piss on them.
(07:15):
Just suit sprites. Who ordered in there?
They're making you work. They're making you work.
Who ordered the DoorDash? Sometimes jerks go over people's
heads. That's a bunch of That's
bullshit, bro. How else am I supposed to spend
ungodly amounts of money on anime titties?
What are you hoping to see in here?
What are you hoping to get in here?
Porn. Fuck.
Yeah. I think that was upstairs
yesterday at 7:00. I'll be there later.
(07:37):
OK, cool. I'll see you there.
I love your hair. People are really nice.
Damn, they got so many ribbons. You see that?
That's awesome. We love that beautiful windows
there. Oh, yes.
I'm still not used to like. Oh, always forever.
(07:57):
What are you looking for in here?
Just anything I could spend my money on.
Fuck yeah. Capitalism.
Let's go. I feel very safe right now.
It makes sense why the traffic'sthe way it is.
I love you, TV, man. What are you here for?
What are you in line for? Just.
Go by the art gallery, check outthe art and dealers room.
Anybody specifically you're looking to purchase from?
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Not in particular. I did support like a on the
artist who is over a rogue Higuroshi.
I just bought like two of her bullets and some key chains so I
thought I would support. Them the RIP your bank account
but we. RIP my my bank but I'll be fine.
It's, it's OK one time of year, right?
Yeah, it's one time of year, yeah.
It's not an area to exchange worms right here though.
I don't want to like, put my shit down.
(08:39):
I thought this person had SWAT stickers on them.
Look at them, show them what up teeth?
What's up there's? A big cock right there.
And he's coming right at me. I'm actually going to scoot back
of it. I got to make room for the cock.
That's how happy I'm trying to be.
That's a tall ass motherfucker. Holy shit, that's a tall person.
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One thing I do think about convention to see a lot about a
person's soul. Certain people, like, give you
dirty look. What do you mean?
But it's always from only girls,though.
I've never gotten one from a dude.
It's really odd because I'm like, are you in for the craft
or are you in for a little something else?
Little hot take though. Oh my gosh.
Sure. Which one?
It's the burning question A lot of.
(09:23):
Yeah, of course. You know that man fucks.
Hell yeah. Love your dress.
Thank you. I love your dress as well.
What are you looking to buy in here?
Anything. Anything and everything.
Everything. A Lafoo Foo.
I'm not paying for a little Boo Boo.
Not a fuck, no. Not the 24 karat gold either.
Hell no. Maybe some figurines.
(09:43):
Figurine tell. Yeah, now you be safe and good
luck. I like that when somebody like
talks to me, somebody else decides it's like their option
to get in my face and read my sign.
It's really funny. I mean, obviously I'm not
complaining about it. It's just funny how like people
interact based off of who interacts first.
It's like, but you have the one person that goes fast and
everybody else starts speeding. It's like pack mentality.
It's interesting, very interesting.
That is bad ass. That's a lot of effort, but I do
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have a really quick question. How do you remove the paint
without it staining? Oil based remover?
What type of paint is that? Sunset makeup or colorful
foundation? I've been seeing a lot of people
with like the skin paint. Every time I've asked, they're
like, I have no idea. We're just going to figure it
out. Like I like them.
I like Krylon Maveron, but I usually do cream makeup.
And one more question for the first timers at San Japan.
(10:29):
What is one thing you wish you knew the first time you went to
a convention? Seal your body paint.
Feel your body paint. That's what it is.
And you look amazing. Thank you.
I have like really dry mouth right now.
I'm so used to having it on my desk.
A little water ice somewhere hold.
On. Hold on tight.
And ladies and gentlemen, we just caught that on camera.
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We got line cutters right there.Because they literally did.
What's the answer? Unlimited.
That girl's a woman of class. RX7 shirt.
RX7 shirt? I have to ask, I see the RX7
shirt. What's your dream car?
And What Car do you drive? Am I driving Dodge Charger green
car? Probably a Porsche.
Fuck yeah. Which one?
Like a 911? Perfect choice.
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Only choice. Thank you.
That shit's cool as hell, bro. They're like making like
vibration noises. Like look, I just think it says
just the tip. Oh, do it again.
Do it again. This is what you're missing out
at San Japan right here. I'm really bad at train for SGC.
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That's what you're most excited for.
SGC is Shadow Grid Cybernetics. This is a group that I've
started in Houston. We're only like 3 or 4 people.
Then now we've kind of grown up to like 40 members and we're
going around Texas recruiting more people.
You guys go to every convention that comes around in like Texas
area or? Yeah, we pretty much try to go
to every con that we do and we try to recruit people so we can
have Captain station in different cities trying to
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pioneer this style here in America.
There's no official group here in America yet.
It's pretty heavy in like Asian countries make Malaysia, Japan
and China so and I actually am in contact with a bunch of those
people over there across seas. And what inspired you to start
this here in Texas? So I've actually had this helmet
that I'm wearing right now for awhile now, and I was like, well,
I like the Cybertech style, but I wanna see how much we can
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upgrade and increase on that. Cyberplunk 27, seven or even
edge runners came out. It really pushed the envelope on
trying to do more styles. And for anyone that's first time
watching this, what would be a good first step for them to want
to start and figure out how to even get involved?
The first thing I would suggest is finding a good mask.
So the way I run the group is that you don't have to have any
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fancy outfit like we're wearing,no gear, nothing.
The only thing you would want tostart off with is a as a mask.
Once you have the mask, you can build.
Off of that mask and some like Amazon $5 LED's start from
there. I don't know Charades ultimate
question. He has a voice.
Ever get that on camera? You have to ask the question,
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would you rather have unlimited?Bacon but no more games or
games. Unlimited games, but no.
Games. I'll go games unlimited because
games could be non video game you know?
Because there's no games but unlimited games.
So you'd get no games. Different type of game.
No, no games, no games at all. I'm not playing games with
people. Well, you are if you don't get
games no matter what. If you get bacon though, you'll
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always have bacon. Bacon doesn't like me.
Then you'll get nothing. It's either nothing and or
nothing or nothing in bacon. I'll get nothing and nothing.
Nothing and nothing that's the answer.
Thank y'all. I appreciate.
How's the weather outside bro? Can you have the slow MO effect
where like I can't believe I'm feeling a little evil, you know?
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Oh oh with photo with all of this that'd be funny as fuck.
Is that cool? You guys OK with that all right
I feel like I uh integrated worlds.
Oh that's why y'all were doing that to me.
You guys don't really talk that's just the group pretty
funny. That was pretty funny That makes
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sense. I was like why is nobody
talking? Why are we all using hand
motions? That's that's your guys thing If
it rains, it's his fault. I think he just did like a
chant. Like a tired Gato.
Like like a EP. Sleepy tired.
Yeah. Would you guys like a worm to
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put on your uniform? Yeah.
The orange. It's like gun charms.
A lot of people who like cosplaywho don't want to show their
face. This is a good start.
Really good way to do it. Yes, so like people who are
socially have social anxiety, the mask helps.
But look, there's a little blackone for it.
There you go. Awesome.
Oh dude, that looks so good. Did you all want like the names
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or do you guys pull them? I absolutely You need the name
so you just pull a little tag. Dips, dip, safety pins, anybody?
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Sounds good. Y'all take care of your new
friends. See y'all.
And maybe in different convention because I love Texas.
That was so fun. That was really cool.
Cut the cameras. I got devastating news though.
I'm really tired and my fucking thing busted.
I'm literally having a real lifeerror right now.
I was like, I don't like the bump in my hair, which I should
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have fucking left alone at this point.
But these are aluminum wire. It cracks.
The metal is very soft. It's like butter.
Yeah, you get so many loose, some right.
So I'm going to go ahead and we're going to go to room 225
ABC. It's the craft room and the
cosplay room, and hopefully I can get it back on.
If they have wire, I should probably shouldn't have busted
because I had a Halo around my head like how you would put on a
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necklace, but it was very tight and it like stopped at the my
like base of my head. And then I fed wires through my
buns and that's what held it up and I busted that crown wire to
maybe like make it more suitableand sustainable ones of these
and I fucked it bro. So let's go see if they can do
anything about it. Let's go recycling.
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Wow. You know, if it really went to
recycling, that basically goes in the same landfill.
I love your thank you so much. I appreciate it.
Thank you. Thank you for going to repair
right now. My helmet fell off.
Take care. Awesome.
Cool. Thank you so much.
I got to make her way through. Make her way through.
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Oh, my gosh. Opening.
Opening. What?
What's your Hey. Hello, What's up?
My friend would like a worm. Do you want a worm?
Here's a worm. Right.
We just ran from a crosshair. I'm like, I'm like, there's no
shot that. She.
Sees. I know I'm a fencer.
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Oh my God, they're all hanging themselves.
Call these Jeffrey Epstein. We look back to monk time.
Get the 9/11. Oh my God, that's iconic.
I. Want that?
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How much time you got? I want to go first time.
For people going to San Japan, what advice would you like to
give them? Bring some water.
Bring some water. Cinnamon roll, $5.
Oh, they said cinnamon roll. I was like, I was like, fuck
yeah. Either bring water or bring a
water bottle you can refill. Yeah, because what, Water's
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like, what? You said $5, like, oh, it's
like, it's too much, but there'swater problems everywhere.
Did you see what they're doing for, like, kids in school?
That's like $3 for water bottles.
Yeah. Yeah, No, there's a couple.
No, I'm like, you know that noneof that money's being reported
and the teachers making money off of, like, starving,
dehydrated students. But I'm sorry I cut you off to
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talk about child neglect. No comment.
No comment. Like for legal reasons.
Take care. But thank y'all.
Y'all take care. Of course.
Of course. That was pretty cute.
It's like no shot. They saw these fucking worms.
So that means people went to bedwondering if they could find me
to get the fucking worms. Get your free parasites bring
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out. You did.
A lot of these people are lockedin.
I was going to ask them how theyfelt about the the oil crisis.
Hello, beautiful outside though to look at prayer.
Let's go ahead and see if they can help me.
Hey do y'all have like aluminum wire by chance?
Thank you so much, I love it. OK, this is making me
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ridiculously happy. Yeah, everybody's fixing their
all their stuff is like little mirrors.
They have like little zip ties, sanding blocks, popsicle sticks
and you get a little little cosplay repair.
Hot glue can't fix all that fun stuff.
I'm one bunning it right now in public like the little gotto
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whore I am. I want a lobotomy and they did
surgery on a sign. They're doing surgery on a sign.
I'll be back when I have sign onmy head.
He's literally doing what are we?
So do we on The Quape. Do y'all by chance have a blade?
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Making fun of me a little bit, but it's like what?
We're taking a well needed lunchbreak or dinner break.
It is 527 my thingy. Update on that.
It looks like I'm trying to hangmyself.
I call this the Epstein sign because that took a team to be
able to even get this noose going.
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But we got $40 sandwiches, and you're probably like $40
sandwiches. I put them bitches like Bussin.
I feel like I'm in the American school system all over again.
But we'll be back. And the funny part of this all,
we're gonna go change out after an hour and a half of fixing
this. I'm really tired.
I'm gonna eat now, love. You.
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And what are you working on right now?
Making some dagger covers for Ampguard.
What is a dagger cover? So dagger covers, any weapon for
Ampguard or Dag has to have a cloth cover on it that when you
strike somebody, in case you hitthem in the face or somewhere
that's not a happy spot, it won't be bad versus getting hit
with just tape stings a little bit more to give it a little bit
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of comfort. So what would people even need
these swords for? Killing your enemy, slaying your
friends if they get out of line,or otherwise just owning the
battlefield. So this is just a legal prison
yard at this point 1. 100%. And where can people be at the
legal prison yard? So AMP Guard meets at McAllister
Park on Sundays, noon to 4 here in San Antonio.
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There's also a way to find a chapter near you through the
Ampguard wiki page. All right, so just go on
Facebook and search Ampguard andthen whatever your location is,
it'll find it the closest one first.
Any recommendations that you wish somebody told you the first
time you started Ampguard? Man, that's a good question.
After 15 years, probably best advice, find somebody that knows
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how to do what you wanna do there and try to learn as much
as you can from them because when I started making weapons it
was YouTube videos and anything I could find on the Internet.
I didn't have any actual guidance.
You and me both. I was raised on YouTube.
Yeah, YouTube is a definitely a parent these days.
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The algorithm is real. But definitely just someone that
has the knowledge beforehand. What about a lot of people that
don't really have friends these days?
Well, how would you recommend it?
Do you think that they should just go to the next San Japan
and have an opportunity to just scope out the area?
I think that would be a good start for sure because.
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We got to think about people that like nobody goes outside
and touch the grass and we got to figure out how we can get the
grass touching started for sure.So yeah, we.
Bring in some little patches of fake grass in here.
Imagine if there was somebody with an actual like grass, like
it said, touch grass like it's aturf.
And I was like, holy that amazing.
You sell weapons. Where can they find that at?
So I will have social media soon.
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Currently my Facebook is the only way, but Olympus
Battlecraft is the name of the company.
So here within two weeks or so, hopefully we'll have that up and
running and then you can order from me online.
Some of the best weapons I there's a website, what's that
website called? Grogtech.
Grogtech. I personally think his weapons
are better. And I'm not just saying that and
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I this is not a paid actor so yeah, no like genuinely, because
I've met a lot of people at the park that either have Grogtech
and they're like, oh, but there's Chris's if you're like,
Oh yeah, Chris's is a lot better.
If you hear from word of mouth and you're growing up against a
company versus an actual person that loves and cares for their
weapons, I think you know where you need to put your money at.
Everybody's always like support small businesses, but it's
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always fucking 10 you bullshit that's resold.
This ain't no fuck, this ain't China.
Thank you so much. Any at last words for anyone or
anything out there or? Find your local amp guard or
Larping park and take all your friends because.
Just do it. Even though we don't touch grass
often, it's often fun to do it with friends.
A lot of dirt, a lot of dirt getget nasal wash.
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We have actually have grass. It's all dirt, yeah.
Because we kill it bumped. It so much that it's just.
And there we are. There we have it.
Thank you so much. Absolutely.
We have a special request. You see the man with the red,
the red sword. We got to ask him about sword
fight kissing. Let's go do it.
Do you mind telling me what you're doing here with your
sword fight? Kissing.
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Oh this is called amp guard. It's basically just swinging
stick hitting each other for fun.
That sounds pretty cool. Do you guys do this every year?
Yes we do. We do this at a park.
For us, it's every Sunday at McAllister Park.
Come at 12:00. It usually is around four or
five. Come and fight with us.
It's fun. And that's that.
Thank you so much. Take care.
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She did not like the kissing oneand then we got it's just a
flesh wound we hit. Quite a bit, thank you.
A lot of the other fun things that will be for that is armor
and non armored grappling, meaning he told you you can get
handsy with people. It's a little bit more rough.
A game called zombies is a thing.
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So you actually have to grab them and pin them to the floor.
So yeah, I actually have a card for them if you're interested in
that one. That's that's going to be
Saturday's at noon. Gang, gang, gang, gang.
There you go Sir. It's got AQR code on the back
every Saturday noon to 4. Like how Like name a woman?
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What? What's something that'd be funny
though? Like anime related to that?
Name a Pokémon. I'll do that.
Excuse me, name a Pokémon. Card of war.
Thank you. Excuse me, can you name a
Pokémon? No.
You can't, that's all right. Name a Pokémon.
That's all right. He looked like he was going to
lose sleep over that. I kind of felt bad.
Excuse me, can you name a Pokémon?
Charizard. Excuse me, can you name a
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Pokémon? Yes.
Name a Pokémon. Bulbasaur.
Never Pokémon Pikachu. Never Pokémon.
Name a Pokémon Gengar name a Pokémon they poor young bye
you're a Pokémon RCS can you name a Pokémon?
Bulbasaur. Name a Pokémon.
Far fetched. Is that your favorite?
It is. Hell yeah.
What's a Pokémon? Ditto.
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Thank you. Thank you.
Best one. Excuse me.
Name a Pokémon. Charizard.
Thank you. Thank you.
I know. That's fine.
Whoa, Never Pokémon. Whoa.
Never Pokémon. Any Pokémon, anyone Pikachu.
I wonder where she got that from.
I think the Beyblades are like fucking like genius.
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I love the Beyblades. I teach it reminds people that
to wash their uniforms. Excuse me, excuse me.
Nima Pokémon. Nima Pokémon.
Gangar. Pokémon.
Pikachu. Thank you.
Thank you. Name of Pokémon Squirtle.
Thank you. Should I do a different one?
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What's another one? Don't touch that.
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Don't touch that. It's you and me when we go to
bed. Did you turn it off?
OK, it's still going. Could you do your best evil
villain scream? Scream.
Don't get us kicked out. What, Like what just happened in
this evil villain? Just from an anime like any like
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loud noise like that they can scream or anything.
Beautiful. Thank you so much.
That dude locked the fuck in. Best evil villain noise.
Gorgeous. Hello.
Could you give me your best anime yell?
Oh sure. Ready.
Yell anything, anything you're comfortable with.
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Oh Lord. OK, so I can't bone.
Yes, you can. Beautiful.
Thank you very much. Appreciate it.
We should probably change that out.
People are looking. Can you do your best anime
laugh? Anime laugh.
Yeah, it's OK. Lock in.
Lock in. You're fine.
I'll. I'll.
I'll edit it out. No, I won't.
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Are you taking it? I will edit the best little
anime. Thank you.
What the hell? Someone needs to do the laugh in
front of them. Go grab him.
Be like, bro, I got a perfect backyard.
You want to go grab him real quick?
Let's go grab him. Let's see if you can.
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Let's see. Let's see.
He's still there. I'm going to interrupt you again
real quick. I found a perfect backdrop for
your anime laugh. It's in this room.
You guys want to come and film it?
We're not kidnapping, y'all? No, come on.
Obviously take your pick, but I think we know which one.
I'll take your fortunate. Taste it, Taste it.
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Oh, that's wild. That's wild.
All right, so just laugh. Just.
Do it evil villain monologue, whatever you.
Want scum? Oh my God.
Oh my God. All right.
Yeah, no, probably. Did you want to try?
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I mean, you can do a moan too. Oh hell yeah, brother.
Is this the horn? Yes.
It. Is was that good?
Thank you. I know.
You need to go to the night market.
You should have sold that on like a little USB drive.
It already smells enough in there.
So good moan. Very, very lucky.
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Very lucky boyfriends. I know you're like, that was our
secret. I can't believe.
Don't worry, I'll. I'll link your only fans in the
description. Yeah, I'm like.
Pop 0.1. Percent.
Oh I know those taxes suck. Gonna keep opening Venmos to
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give it that 500. You name it.
Pokémon Pikachu. Pikachu.
You don't like Pokémon too much?Not since I was 10, not.
Since you were 10, what do you like now?
Then what? What transition the Pokémon?
Was it CS go? Was it the unboxing?
No, no, no, I don't really play play the like first person
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shooter. I like Planetside too.
One quick advice you would give to somebody on their first time
going to a convention pack deodorant.
Deodorant. Yes, they should sell that at
the late. Do you know any hotel parks are
going to happen after San Japan?Any type of fun bars like bar
parts? Any any like hotel parties?
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Any parties anywhere. Yeah, the raves, the Rave on
Hyatt, 3rd or 4th floor. Hyatt 3rd or 4th floor.
Yes, Sir. Hi Ball and appreciate it.
Yeah, and name a Pokémon. Lucario, he's with.
He's with by Sean Schimmel. We can't go wrong with him.
Perfect, perfect. I like that insight.
Y'all be safe. Can you guys name a Pokémon?
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Name a Pokémon. Pikachu.
Yeah, think. You think.
You name a Pokémon Hardimore? Think you think I love these
floors. Kind of these floors kind of
these floors. Bro, this shit beautiful.
I'm going to ask 911 jokes. Excuse me.
Did Bush do 9/11? Yeah.
Fuck yeah. Hell yeah.
That's an American right there. Did Bush do 9/11?
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Yes, yes, yes. So we're by the night market.
This is where all the porn did the anime titties from Tim you
not blurred out. We're going to ask the questions
fair enough Favorite rule 34 Favorite rule 34 Fuck yeah, all
the above. I said rule 34.
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They did like the fucking like surprise Pikachu or the OR the
the Bojack. What do you guys lined up for
the? K pop random dance.
Gotcha, gotcha. My brother.
You're like, I don't know, man. It's on footage now.
I'm not here. Well, The thing is, I've been
here for seven. I've been here since 2011 and
this is the first time. Here, really, what finally
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convinced you to finally go? I mean, because I'd always drop
him off all the time. And I just see all the people,
like, come in and like, what theHell's going on in there?
So I mean, I just like finally. Just lined up this year.
This is like my 14th year here. Do you remember the first year?
Oh, I do. And I was having like the
longest one-on-one conversation with that guy and I had no idea
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that guy was like this renowned cosplayer.
It was just little high school me just like just having like
this one, you know, long, you know, just guy conversation with
him just about about not just possibly just anything dear.
That guy was a renowned customerand also have religious like
this 2 hour conversation with him.
That's so fun, hope you all enjoy and I hope you enjoy your
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first year so far. What is one thing you were wish
you were told though? I guess to plan stuff out, you
know, there's just so much. Stuff too much shit.
Yeah, exactly. Well, print out your schedule
and mark everything off. The first video game that made
you rage quit. I don't think I've ever rage
quit a game. You never.
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What was the first game you finished then?
The first game I finished think from my childhood the earliest I
can remember, Super Mario Brothers Deluxe and the Game Boy
Color. Thank you very much and any tips
for somebody playing that for the first time?
It takes some getting used to, especially since it's Mario
Brothers on a smaller screen, soyou can't really see too much
ahead of you, so you got to takea lot of leaps of faith.
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Leaps of faith, just like in life.
Thank you. But this right here, that this
is my shit. I rage, I rage quit on this
Yoshi's Island. It's so beautiful.
It is. That's the one that I love.
I don't want to change the plate.
I don't want to change none of that.
I don't want to put none of this.
No right there. Keep a stock.
Keep a stock like like an NA Miata right there.
Thank you so much. Excuse me, what was the first
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ever console you ever got? The Sega Genesis.
And when did you get that? How did you get it?
I was a kid back then so my parents bought it for.
Me you still have it? Or do you remember when it broke
on you? Or did you?
What happened? It broke on me a long time ago
so. Understandable.
And what do you play on now? Just play on anything and get my
hands on. It's a man who plays right
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there. I had a Famicom.
System and I played Mario and like pinball.
Play the pinball on the really old PCs.
Are you talking about the one onWindows XP?
Yes. Yeah, Yeah, The space connect.
Yes. I hated that one.
It was fine because it had missions.
Yeah, that was the issue. I didn't know there was an
older. Version of it where you had like
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multi ball because the one, the one that I knew does not have
multi ball, yeah. I did not expect the Lord drop
of the pimples but think y'all y'all enjoy and y'all be safe
spiky gun. This is the flood bro.
It has a fucking steak and playing God damn Sonic right
here. Oh man that dude with the roof
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wrist bro stacked bro had a goodSaturday.
That's a good Saturday. Excuse me Sir, what's your
favorite anime? Watch anime you don't watch?
I know. What about a favorite Pokémon?
Oh, you know what? Dragon Ball.
Z Dragon Ball Z, I'll take that.Thank you very much.
I mean, did you do the Beybladeswhen I.
Was. Little are you a little They
have it here. They have it here.
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They have it like I saw the you need to do that.
You have to you have to you're forgetting something.
Let's ask you forget something. Do you have everything I?
Don't know. I don't.
Know name a Pokémon. Lugia.
Name a Pokémon, even Pokémon. Rick Wasa.
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How expensive they make these tickets.
They'll fit this fucking escalator, bro.
I can fix my boobs now. Nobody's here.
I feel you on that. No, it's just movies.
That's it. Go to freaking Google and you
get more results on like actual things, not just from Tim you.
Because that's what I want, man.I want a hairy man.
I want fat, I want people that don't look like minors 'cause
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that's what a lot of those fucking people like.
I did not want to cuddle a 12 year old boy getting out of the
gym class. That's what it looked like on
those pillows, right, Did it not?
I know there was Sam from Danny Phantom and I was just like,
he's a child, 14 year old. So yes, you understand?
Exactly. So there were body pillows and
it literally looked like a little kid in your class.
(36:29):
And I'm like, are you fucking kidding me?
Like us woman we want yeah no yowee no like freaky shit.
Yeah. No, no fun.
No very Texas. Very San Antonio gotta.
Go up. There, yes, the microphone, yes,
I. Got your interviews?
Yeah. Do you want a few questions?
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You have time. Let's get out of the road
though. So the question is $50 and pull
the fire line. I was like, what's your favorite
Pokémon? Uh, gardehor.
And I is this your first time coming to San Japan?
No, I've been coming here for a few years now and.
What was the best time you've ever had at San Japan?
Like a moment that you'll alwaysremember, that keeps making you
come back. My first time there was a rave
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and it was fun. I was partying all night.
Free drugs to cut that out. Yeah, I think it was the rave.
It was just real fun and it was like I wasn't expecting it
because I thought it was just going to be a convention.
And then they're like rave after, you know, after party
night, I swing by and it's it was popping so.
And are you going to be here forSunday as well?
Yeah, my friend's in the car show, so I'm gonna pick him up.
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Which one is it? Is it the S2K?
It's the the Togo car. Girl on OK And what was your
favorite thing that happened Friday, today?
And then what are you looking forward to tomorrow?
Friday there was that 18 plus night market.
I was not expecting that. I was like, oh, what's this?
And it was surprising. It was a little bit shocking.
Did you like it or did you? I mean, you're fine, we're all
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gooners here, but was it to yourexpectation?
Did you expect more like realistic ass and tits?
Oh no, no, I mean the material was good.
It's just I didn't expect it here.
That's what that was actually shocked me the most because
usually said Japan's like familyfriendly and then I like walk by
and it's like, oh crap, 18 plus.Where you guys getting these
penis plushies? Did you buy anything from the
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market or did you have your eyeson anything?
I have my eyes on a bunch of stuff but one thing my friend
got was this toga skateboard that went with his car.
So I thought that was like, oh, that's.
Pretty cool, yeah. Yeah, I just bought some
stickers and he got the whole skateboard that matches his car,
so. Well, one last thing.
What would be one thing of advice you would tell somebody
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before coming to San Japan for the first time?
Save up your money. Save you your money because
you're going to waste it on a bunch of anime tits and
stickers. Yeah, but nice to meet you all,
y'all. Take care.
Did Bush do 9/11? Did Bush do 9/11?
Yeah, there. You go.
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You guys want some mystery liquid on top of the AED
machine? Yum.
I. Heard it's very heart stopping.
Of course they have the AED right next to the night market.
Everybody goons here, everybody goons.
We're all gooners. Night markets, the market of
controversy, the market of Iding, a family friendly
(39:24):
convention and titties. Yeah, you go in there, they
check your ID and you see a bunch of Chinese smelling cloth
with printed nipples, a show stopper.
They got this shit locked down more than what the Twins Towers
did. Did you know that there was a
security breach at the Twin Towers like 3 or 4 days before
(39:47):
that weekend Before apparently people came in to do like the
people just came in I think withsuits.
Watch Depressed Ginger on YouTube, he talks all about it.
Apparently there was reports. There's no evidence of it
anywhere. Just word of mouth where people
just came in and they just like basically men in suits just came
in, but I don't know if they're in suits, but you get the idea.
Whoa, you can go outside. This is beautiful man.
(40:10):
I wonder if people are staying at the mall.
Oh, look at the they get the shot of the cars.
We're having a little drive moment right here.
Dawn on now dawn on, you know, for it always having, you know,
dirt in the water and bodies in the lake.
(40:31):
San Antonio can sometimes be pretty.
Of course, when it's getting cleaned and washed by the rain,
just to step in the, the piss that washed off the sidewalk
into our walkway of walking home.
It's a nice refreshing thing to see the cosplay and I already
found ghosts. You see them?
That stage looks like they have it set up to where?
(40:54):
Like it looks way bigger than what it really is.
I was like, where Where are we watching this from?
Whoa yo, that's pretty pimp money bro.
Is that Lord Farkle? That's a motherfucking blaster
(41:29):
bro. And that is Saturday.
We talked to people about bad gooning material. 911 couple
worms were given out. It is pouring.
It is pouring ass outside. I hope it's not picking up any
of this shit, but it is about tobe 10:00.
(41:57):
RIP it. But it's about to be 10:00.
We're tired. See you then.
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