September 18, 2025 • 15 mins
Get ready for some shocking and hilarious stories about bad neighbors, friends, and relationships that will leave you speechless. From noisy neighbors who just won't quit, to friends who crossed the line, and relationships that ended in disaster, we've got the craziest Reddit stories that will make you laugh, cry, and thank your lucky stars that you're not in their shoes. Whether you're looking for a good laugh or just want to feel better about your own life, these wild and wacky tales are sure to entertain and amaze. So sit back, relax, and enjoy these unbelievable stories about the people who drive us crazy.
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00:00 Preview/intro
00:32 AITA for telling someone not to throw their dog poo in my green bin?
04:39 AITA for stopping to play with a friend after he continuously told me he's not having fun?
07:06 AITA for telling my girlfriend she can be needy?
10:46 AITAI for not comforting my friends when I am going through my own problems?
15:12 A message for Gato Gang
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(00:00):
Is Emma the asshole for telling someone not to throw their dog
shit in my green bin? Wakey wakey.
(00:25):
It's time to judge people on theInternet.
Is Emma the asshole for telling someone not to throw their dog
shit in my green bin? Tying back to that menstrual
story, she could have literally like got a little bin too.
Anyways, someone walking their dog recently came onto my
property to use my green bin forhis dog's waist.
(00:45):
I hollered out the window not toand he complied.
After a brief back and forth he said it was no big deal.
I said it's not his bin to use. I feel kind of bad.
The guy is pre assumably a neighbor and it's not that big
of a deal. Although I've definitely had dog
bags stuck to the bottom of my bin.
That shit sucks ha ha but I'm literally I'm more annoyed that
(01:08):
he came onto my property. Correct.
Happy you're not in Texas. They can shoot you for that.
The bins weren't out of collection and set back out 10
feet from the sidewalk so he went out of his way.
Bro's going to keep doing dumb shit, bro, because that's just
showed his character, not the asshole.
(01:30):
Bro, that's your property. It doesn't even matter what the
hell it was. It doesn't even matter if it was
money just sitting out there. Don't get me wrong, we can talk
about the moral ethical dilemma of asking for it because that's
what that could tie to, but thatthe you're still in the legal
jurisdiction because what is it called again?
(01:50):
Oh yeah, your fucking property. Top comment, not the asshole.
It is presumptuous to think thatyou can just use someone else's
property. Correct, correct correct correct
and not the asshole. Seriously, he should respect
property boundaries. Those are your bins on your
property and you have the right to refuse.
He's the one in the wrong. Doesn't he have a garbage can he
(02:13):
could put it in? Correct and OP did reply.
Agreed. It's just inconvenient or gross
and continue to carry it. So he dumps it in my bed.
Uh, my Ben, I hope it's not bad.OK, really quick tying back to
that menstrual, uh, that menstrual story.
Yes, I'm still on it. OK, I'm still on it because I
know you're out there typing your comments away that don't
(02:35):
agree with me because as a woman, it sucks and we should
have like a higher value. Ah, see what I did there?
It is a higher expectation and ahigher value that you get.
But we want equality, and we can't treat all the situations
the same when it comes to bodilythings.
What would you do if, uh, somebody you knew was at your
(02:55):
house and had to change their kid?
MMM, you see where I'm going with this?
You mean to tell me you wouldn'tat all one second be upset with
someone's baby shit in your trash bag that you can see
through, that you can smell? See what I mean?
(03:18):
Now you're starting to see the the respect boundaries.
Don't get me wrong, periods God damn suck.
It really does. But we cannot continue as women
to expect ourselves to be above the social exception of what we
(03:44):
want. Like what we?
It's so hard to fucking explain.Oh politics.
But no, like if you want to be treated equally, you cannot
expect to have people treat you higher than what you expect.
Like, sorry, it's just how it is.
If no, like that's that's literally just how it is,
because I know I used somebody'sjizz rags or jizz papers, toilet
(04:09):
paper as an example, which probably most likely got you PO
D because you're like, damn. But they don't have like, I get
it. We have to like our body.
We don't voluntarily have to make it happen, but they do.
See what I mean? I get that, I do get that.
(04:30):
But what about the baby diaper one?
Now you're starting to see the, the circle, starting to see the,
the, the full, the full situation of it.
OK, we're going to move on now. Emma the asshole for stopping to
play with a friend after he continuously told me he's not
having fun. Basically, I was playing with a
friend. We didn't play for a long time
because we were both angry at each other.
(04:50):
He told me he didn't want to talk and voice chat though
because he was stressed, which was fine by me, but he
constantly wrote me that he wasn't having fun.
So I continuously said that he shouldn't force himself to play
or that we could play something else if he likes.
He chose the game by the way. After some time I said we should
stop playing then because he continued saying that he is not
(05:10):
having fun and how now he's angry at me.
Bro this is not a friend. Are you in middle school
thinking I hate him? That I do something wrong?
I don't understand, I just I just explained to him that both
of us should have fun and not just me in case that matters in
the end he said I'm egotistical and only wants to abuse him
before going offline. Thank you for reading and even
(05:32):
caring for my problem by the way.
Oh God damn bro your friend probably just realized he's gay
and I think he's in love with you and I know no he's probably
having issues at home and he's taking it out on you which it
sucks. People do that whether they
(05:53):
learn quickly or they never willlearn.
And you'll know those people. You'll see them like that girl
in at her her coworker on the last story.
Is there any comments? Oh here we go, top comment.
Not the asshole. When your friend's not having
fun, then you're not having fun.Playing a game that's not fun
defeats the purpose of playing agame to begin with.
Your time would be better spent focusing on productive
(06:16):
activities, even if that productive activity is a
different game that's actually fun.
Correct. No matter what you would do or
could do in that situation, he'sstill going to bitch and
complain. He's just has something up his
ass like a stick. It's not your fault unless you
(06:37):
didn't tell us something. But from the looks of how you
wrote it, you seem very confused.
And also stop writing like this right here.
Thank you for reading and even caring for my problem by the
way. You keep talking down to
yourself bro. You're going to keep getting
shitty friends like this becauseyou're showing people how you
want to be treated through what you do to yourself.
(06:58):
Point blank simple. SO yeah, you're the asshole to
yourself. Am I the asshole for telling my
girlfriend she can be needy? My girlfriend, 22 and I-22,
we're chatting with friends on discord.
During a conversation about my hair and how I should experiment
(07:19):
more. She said I don't ask for much
but to which I replied that she can be a bit needy sometimes.
She was upset about that, and myexplanations as to why I think
that, such as the fact that she often asks for compliments or
struggles more when we don't seeeach other for a week, made the
situation worse rather than better.
(07:40):
Am I the asshole? What?
I just made sure I read this right.
I don't understand how that makes her anybody needy.
I don't ask. Maybe I just don't have shitty
(08:02):
conversations like this. It doesn't make sense.
Are there any comments? Yeah, right here.
OK, I'm not crazy. Without more details of how she
is needing leading, you're the asshole being bombed not to see
your significant other for a week.
Isn't that weird? Correct.
And you're the hold on, even if it is weird to you and you are
(08:23):
somebody that doesn't want to see somebody that much that
you're with. So you need to find somebody
that also has the same values ofyou as you, otherwise it'll
never workout. Because that's not the only
thing. Y'all are going to disagree on
another comment. You're the asshole.
What was the point of your comment?
To discuss things in front of other people?
(08:43):
If you have genuine concerns, bring them up privately.
I mean hell obviously if you're going to be posting your story
like that on the public thing for Reddit which is a lot more
intense. Like it shows how you've
probably talked on discord. Like bro doesn't know how to
talk. Did your important non needy
friends on discord have any input?
(09:06):
Dude Oh my God. And yes you're the asshole.
The comment by you kind of came out of left field and wasn't
necessarily. Especially in a group of people.
Yes, wanting to get complimentedregularly and wanting to see you
at least weekly as completely normal, not the least bit needy.
And honestly, yeah. Oh, somebody called him out.
(09:31):
This comment says, love that youasked in German first got a lot
of you're the assholes and now you're trying it here.
You are still the asshole. No fucking way.
Let's take a look at his account.
Let's take a look at his account.
Looks German to me. And ladies and gentlemen, I
don't think we need Google Translate to know what that
(09:54):
title says. Oh, let's see.
Let's see. Info was you're the asshole.
You're the asshole. You're the asshole.
You're the asshole. Yeah, bucko.
Just because you see Americans on social media justify a lot of
(10:16):
shitty bad things, the mass majority doesn't agree with a
lot of it because, I don't know,you forget that company's own
media. They're going to push what you
want to see and they want peopleto be mean and evil.
You, Sir, are mean and evil. And I bet you he never even like
(10:39):
gave her the benefit of the doubt twice like he did for
Reddit to post on two different communities.
Am I the asshole for not comforting my friend when I'm
going through my own problems? Huh.
OK let's see. Hi I 23 male, I'm going through
a relapse of my drinking problem.
My friend mostly knows about it and now.
(11:01):
And no to not talk too much about it with me, I want to deal
with it on my own. Another friend of mine, 22 male,
has been constantly messaging meabout his problems with alcohol
use since he knows about my relapse.
Are you drunk? Writing this because you are
having so many typos. OK I don't know why.
I'm guessing he thinks he can relate to me but it really
(11:22):
annoys me and I can't put 2 words why.
I've been distant with him sincehe.
I just don't think he knows how to write sense or his keys got
switched around. He keeps trying to talk about
his alcohol use problems with me.
Am I the asshole for not helpinghim?
I know I'm the asshole for ignoring him as much as I am at
the moment instead of communicating with him, but I
don't know how to explain why I don't want him to talk about his
(11:43):
problems with me. You're not the asshole because
no matter what you say to this motherfucker, you're not going
to cure him. You can't cure anyone.
That is their own fucking choice.
Yeah, you can give them advice, but how the fuck are you
supposed to give advice on something you're stuck into?
It's like giving somebody like, tips on how to finish a game
(12:03):
when you haven't even gotten past level 1.
Like how the fuck do you know what happens in level 4?
Come on, you're not the asshole.Be better for yourself dude.
Cut them off. You do not need these this
person in your life because they're not at all even giving
you a boundary of understanding what you're going through.
Like even if you you said that he knows that you're going
(12:27):
through this again and then he can proceed to do that shit.
You guys have two completely different communication styles
because he's the type that is very like, oh, we need a we
need. I need to talk about this.
It's called selfish. While you are just still trying
to figure out what the hell you're doing.
And he probably would have nevereven talked to you about his
(12:50):
alcohol issue if you never told him about yours to begin with.
You see what I mean? Shitty person, shitty
personality, y'all would only clash heads.
But I do wish y'all both the best.
And if you find yourself in a situation like this, whether it
be alcoholism or anything else or anything in your life you're
trying to overcome, it only can happen through you.
(13:16):
No, that's redundant. But you could have literally got
himself. Whoever you believe in, whatever
creator you think we have or we don't have anything anyone could
say to you even got himself. You're not going, you're not
(13:39):
going to be able to even take inthat information because you're
you're just not there yet so it's up to you.
Top comment. I don't think you're the asshole
for being aware you are in a position to help him.
I think if he is vulnerable it might be worth directing him to
some resources and just saying you're sorry but you're not able
(14:01):
to help him as you're dealing with your own stuff.
But you really hope he gets somehelp.
You don't have to try to explainit yourself to him, it might
just help to know you moved him towards some other resources so
you don't bear the burden of himcontinuing to message you and
not knowing what to do about it.I did this exactly with the
friend myself. We did not see eye to eye on how
(14:22):
you should take care of yourself.
To each their own. I'll never expect somebody to do
something because it's the way Ido it.
But when you start disrespectingme and my boundaries when it
comes to health related situations, sorry bucko I gave
(14:43):
them as many resources as possible for what?
Just to get a fucking message back saying oh sorry ha ha.
Also by the way here's some morefucking medical issues.
You're using me, fuck off. And that happens.
True story bro. Also real quick, you're not the
asshole because you're doing things for yourself.
(15:04):
Fucking weird people are weird. Or like you don't see eye to eye
with somebody. That doesn't make somebody bad.
Doesn't unless it's illegal, like, you know what I mean?
Thanks for hanging with me today.
Like, comment, share, do something because it helps us
find more friends. Oh, real quick, before I forget,
you want your name on this? Just comment below.
It's free. OK, I do have to hang up now.
(15:25):
Talk to you soon. Bye.
Is Emma the asshole for telling someone not to throw their dog
shit in my green bin? Wakey wakey.
(00:25):
It's time to judge people on theInternet.
Is Emma the asshole for telling someone not to throw their dog
shit in my green bin? Tying back to that menstrual
story, she could have literally like got a little bin too.
Anyways, someone walking their dog recently came onto my
property to use my green bin forhis dog's waist.
(00:45):
I hollered out the window not toand he complied.
After a brief back and forth he said it was no big deal.
I said it's not his bin to use. I feel kind of bad.
The guy is pre assumably a neighbor and it's not that big
of a deal. Although I've definitely had dog
bags stuck to the bottom of my bin.
That shit sucks ha ha but I'm literally I'm more annoyed that
(01:08):
he came onto my property. Correct.
Happy you're not in Texas. They can shoot you for that.
The bins weren't out of collection and set back out 10
feet from the sidewalk so he went out of his way.
Bro's going to keep doing dumb shit, bro, because that's just
showed his character, not the asshole.
(01:30):
Bro, that's your property. It doesn't even matter what the
hell it was. It doesn't even matter if it was
money just sitting out there. Don't get me wrong, we can talk
about the moral ethical dilemma of asking for it because that's
what that could tie to, but thatthe you're still in the legal
jurisdiction because what is it called again?
(01:50):
Oh yeah, your fucking property. Top comment, not the asshole.
It is presumptuous to think thatyou can just use someone else's
property. Correct, correct correct correct
and not the asshole. Seriously, he should respect
property boundaries. Those are your bins on your
property and you have the right to refuse.
He's the one in the wrong. Doesn't he have a garbage can he
(02:13):
could put it in? Correct and OP did reply.
Agreed. It's just inconvenient or gross
and continue to carry it. So he dumps it in my bed.
Uh, my Ben, I hope it's not bad.OK, really quick tying back to
that menstrual, uh, that menstrual story.
Yes, I'm still on it. OK, I'm still on it because I
know you're out there typing your comments away that don't
(02:35):
agree with me because as a woman, it sucks and we should
have like a higher value. Ah, see what I did there?
It is a higher expectation and ahigher value that you get.
But we want equality, and we can't treat all the situations
the same when it comes to bodilythings.
What would you do if, uh, somebody you knew was at your
(02:55):
house and had to change their kid?
MMM, you see where I'm going with this?
You mean to tell me you wouldn'tat all one second be upset with
someone's baby shit in your trash bag that you can see
through, that you can smell? See what I mean?
(03:18):
Now you're starting to see the the respect boundaries.
Don't get me wrong, periods God damn suck.
It really does. But we cannot continue as women
to expect ourselves to be above the social exception of what we
(03:44):
want. Like what we?
It's so hard to fucking explain.Oh politics.
But no, like if you want to be treated equally, you cannot
expect to have people treat you higher than what you expect.
Like, sorry, it's just how it is.
If no, like that's that's literally just how it is,
because I know I used somebody'sjizz rags or jizz papers, toilet
(04:09):
paper as an example, which probably most likely got you PO
D because you're like, damn. But they don't have like, I get
it. We have to like our body.
We don't voluntarily have to make it happen, but they do.
See what I mean? I get that, I do get that.
(04:30):
But what about the baby diaper one?
Now you're starting to see the, the circle, starting to see the,
the, the full, the full situation of it.
OK, we're going to move on now. Emma the asshole for stopping to
play with a friend after he continuously told me he's not
having fun. Basically, I was playing with a
friend. We didn't play for a long time
because we were both angry at each other.
(04:50):
He told me he didn't want to talk and voice chat though
because he was stressed, which was fine by me, but he
constantly wrote me that he wasn't having fun.
So I continuously said that he shouldn't force himself to play
or that we could play something else if he likes.
He chose the game by the way. After some time I said we should
stop playing then because he continued saying that he is not
(05:10):
having fun and how now he's angry at me.
Bro this is not a friend. Are you in middle school
thinking I hate him? That I do something wrong?
I don't understand, I just I just explained to him that both
of us should have fun and not just me in case that matters in
the end he said I'm egotistical and only wants to abuse him
before going offline. Thank you for reading and even
(05:32):
caring for my problem by the way.
Oh God damn bro your friend probably just realized he's gay
and I think he's in love with you and I know no he's probably
having issues at home and he's taking it out on you which it
sucks. People do that whether they
(05:53):
learn quickly or they never willlearn.
And you'll know those people. You'll see them like that girl
in at her her coworker on the last story.
Is there any comments? Oh here we go, top comment.
Not the asshole. When your friend's not having
fun, then you're not having fun.Playing a game that's not fun
defeats the purpose of playing agame to begin with.
Your time would be better spent focusing on productive
(06:16):
activities, even if that productive activity is a
different game that's actually fun.
Correct. No matter what you would do or
could do in that situation, he'sstill going to bitch and
complain. He's just has something up his
ass like a stick. It's not your fault unless you
(06:37):
didn't tell us something. But from the looks of how you
wrote it, you seem very confused.
And also stop writing like this right here.
Thank you for reading and even caring for my problem by the
way. You keep talking down to
yourself bro. You're going to keep getting
shitty friends like this becauseyou're showing people how you
want to be treated through what you do to yourself.
(06:58):
Point blank simple. SO yeah, you're the asshole to
yourself. Am I the asshole for telling my
girlfriend she can be needy? My girlfriend, 22 and I-22,
we're chatting with friends on discord.
During a conversation about my hair and how I should experiment
(07:19):
more. She said I don't ask for much
but to which I replied that she can be a bit needy sometimes.
She was upset about that, and myexplanations as to why I think
that, such as the fact that she often asks for compliments or
struggles more when we don't seeeach other for a week, made the
situation worse rather than better.
(07:40):
Am I the asshole? What?
I just made sure I read this right.
I don't understand how that makes her anybody needy.
I don't ask. Maybe I just don't have shitty
(08:02):
conversations like this. It doesn't make sense.
Are there any comments? Yeah, right here.
OK, I'm not crazy. Without more details of how she
is needing leading, you're the asshole being bombed not to see
your significant other for a week.
Isn't that weird? Correct.
And you're the hold on, even if it is weird to you and you are
(08:23):
somebody that doesn't want to see somebody that much that
you're with. So you need to find somebody
that also has the same values ofyou as you, otherwise it'll
never workout. Because that's not the only
thing. Y'all are going to disagree on
another comment. You're the asshole.
What was the point of your comment?
To discuss things in front of other people?
(08:43):
If you have genuine concerns, bring them up privately.
I mean hell obviously if you're going to be posting your story
like that on the public thing for Reddit which is a lot more
intense. Like it shows how you've
probably talked on discord. Like bro doesn't know how to
talk. Did your important non needy
friends on discord have any input?
(09:06):
Dude Oh my God. And yes you're the asshole.
The comment by you kind of came out of left field and wasn't
necessarily. Especially in a group of people.
Yes, wanting to get complimentedregularly and wanting to see you
at least weekly as completely normal, not the least bit needy.
And honestly, yeah. Oh, somebody called him out.
(09:31):
This comment says, love that youasked in German first got a lot
of you're the assholes and now you're trying it here.
You are still the asshole. No fucking way.
Let's take a look at his account.
Let's take a look at his account.
Looks German to me. And ladies and gentlemen, I
don't think we need Google Translate to know what that
(09:54):
title says. Oh, let's see.
Let's see. Info was you're the asshole.
You're the asshole. You're the asshole.
You're the asshole. Yeah, bucko.
Just because you see Americans on social media justify a lot of
(10:16):
shitty bad things, the mass majority doesn't agree with a
lot of it because, I don't know,you forget that company's own
media. They're going to push what you
want to see and they want peopleto be mean and evil.
You, Sir, are mean and evil. And I bet you he never even like
(10:39):
gave her the benefit of the doubt twice like he did for
Reddit to post on two different communities.
Am I the asshole for not comforting my friend when I'm
going through my own problems? Huh.
OK let's see. Hi I 23 male, I'm going through
a relapse of my drinking problem.
My friend mostly knows about it and now.
(11:01):
And no to not talk too much about it with me, I want to deal
with it on my own. Another friend of mine, 22 male,
has been constantly messaging meabout his problems with alcohol
use since he knows about my relapse.
Are you drunk? Writing this because you are
having so many typos. OK I don't know why.
I'm guessing he thinks he can relate to me but it really
(11:22):
annoys me and I can't put 2 words why.
I've been distant with him sincehe.
I just don't think he knows how to write sense or his keys got
switched around. He keeps trying to talk about
his alcohol use problems with me.
Am I the asshole for not helpinghim?
I know I'm the asshole for ignoring him as much as I am at
the moment instead of communicating with him, but I
don't know how to explain why I don't want him to talk about his
(11:43):
problems with me. You're not the asshole because
no matter what you say to this motherfucker, you're not going
to cure him. You can't cure anyone.
That is their own fucking choice.
Yeah, you can give them advice, but how the fuck are you
supposed to give advice on something you're stuck into?
It's like giving somebody like, tips on how to finish a game
(12:03):
when you haven't even gotten past level 1.
Like how the fuck do you know what happens in level 4?
Come on, you're not the asshole.Be better for yourself dude.
Cut them off. You do not need these this
person in your life because they're not at all even giving
you a boundary of understanding what you're going through.
Like even if you you said that he knows that you're going
(12:27):
through this again and then he can proceed to do that shit.
You guys have two completely different communication styles
because he's the type that is very like, oh, we need a we
need. I need to talk about this.
It's called selfish. While you are just still trying
to figure out what the hell you're doing.
And he probably would have nevereven talked to you about his
(12:50):
alcohol issue if you never told him about yours to begin with.
You see what I mean? Shitty person, shitty
personality, y'all would only clash heads.
But I do wish y'all both the best.
And if you find yourself in a situation like this, whether it
be alcoholism or anything else or anything in your life you're
trying to overcome, it only can happen through you.
(13:16):
No, that's redundant. But you could have literally got
himself. Whoever you believe in, whatever
creator you think we have or we don't have anything anyone could
say to you even got himself. You're not going, you're not
(13:39):
going to be able to even take inthat information because you're
you're just not there yet so it's up to you.
Top comment. I don't think you're the asshole
for being aware you are in a position to help him.
I think if he is vulnerable it might be worth directing him to
some resources and just saying you're sorry but you're not able
(14:01):
to help him as you're dealing with your own stuff.
But you really hope he gets somehelp.
You don't have to try to explainit yourself to him, it might
just help to know you moved him towards some other resources so
you don't bear the burden of himcontinuing to message you and
not knowing what to do about it.I did this exactly with the
friend myself. We did not see eye to eye on how
(14:22):
you should take care of yourself.
To each their own. I'll never expect somebody to do
something because it's the way Ido it.
But when you start disrespectingme and my boundaries when it
comes to health related situations, sorry bucko I gave
(14:43):
them as many resources as possible for what?
Just to get a fucking message back saying oh sorry ha ha.
Also by the way here's some morefucking medical issues.
You're using me, fuck off. And that happens.
True story bro. Also real quick, you're not the
asshole because you're doing things for yourself.
(15:04):
Fucking weird people are weird. Or like you don't see eye to eye
with somebody. That doesn't make somebody bad.
Doesn't unless it's illegal, like, you know what I mean?
Thanks for hanging with me today.
Like, comment, share, do something because it helps us
find more friends. Oh, real quick, before I forget,
you want your name on this? Just comment below.
It's free. OK, I do have to hang up now.
(15:25):
Talk to you soon. Bye.
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CrimeLess: Hillbilly Heist
It’s 1996 in rural North Carolina, and an oddball crew makes history when they pull off America’s third largest cash heist. But it’s all downhill from there. Join host Johnny Knoxville as he unspools a wild and woolly tale about a group of regular ‘ol folks who risked it all for a chance at a better life. CrimeLess: Hillbilly Heist answers the question: what would you do with 17.3 million dollars? The answer includes diamond rings, mansions, velvet Elvis paintings, plus a run for the border, murder-for-hire-plots, and FBI busts.