April 29, 2025 • 35 mins
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Today we're reading Wild Confessions, Secrets you won't
believe actually happen, and people post them willingly on
the Internet with me. Tired Gato.
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different channels. Cool, sounds good.
OK awesome so today we are goingto be going into the confession
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subreddit like I already kind ofintroduced.
So let's go ahead and get into the next episode with the first
story. This will be the top of the
month titled Neighbor tried to get my mom fined over our shed
so I got his $40,000 pool filledin.
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OK some people just ignore theirneighbors other fill in pools.
Let's read it. I live with my mom, she's quiet,
keeps to herself, neither bothers anyone.
A few months ago our new neighbor decided to report her
to the city for having it in illegal shed in the backyard.
It was total BS. The shed's been there for years
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and has had full permits, and inspector came out, checked
everything and left without saying a word.
But the neighbor, smug, proud, thought he'd scare us.
So I did a little digging. Turns out his brand new pool was
way too close to the property line and illegally built over a
utility. Wow.
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That motorcycle outside sounded like it was farting.
It literally sounded like it wasshitting itself.
I'm not sure the mic pick that up.
Anyways, it was built over a utility.
I reported him, attached photos,quoted city codes, as you
should. Two weeks later, the city
ordered him to either move in, move it impossible, or fill it
in. He lost the whole thing, $40,000
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down the drain. Literally.
Now he gets to look at her completely legal shed every day
while standing over a pile of dirt where his pool used to be.
Mom sleeps great, now you actually got all the codes, got
it all together and you made your neighbor have literally a
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pool graveyard. That is fantastic.
Congratulations, you fuck aroundand you find out.
It's actually insane how that can work.
Actions have consequences. Anyways, let's go ahead and take
a look at the comments. We have a top comment saying put
a kiddie pool next to the shed. If you don't do that, it's it's
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it's a lost cause. You you have to do that.
And another comment saying your neighbor paid $40,000 for a pool
with no permits then called the city inspectors to come to your
backyard. He had his priorities elsewhere.
And another comment saying 40K for the swimming pool and what,
maybe 5K to fill to fill in the dirt in the pool?
Dirt ain't cheap, and the labor and equipment to move dirt ain't
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cheap either. Yeah, this dude does not.
Oh don't. Oh like I can't even imagine
what this dude's taxes look likeif he even files them.
Like who? Who has $40,000 for a pool but
not for a permit for building it?
That tells me you definitely don't have money for a tax
accountant either. OK so it doesn't seem that we
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had any comments from OP or anything like that, so let's go
ahead and get to the next story posted 19 days ago.
Terminally ill and racking up credit card debt with 0 flex to
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give. Yikes.
I've had cancer for two years now, did chemo, lost my leg,
beat odds and managed to even goback to work.
Well shit hit the fan and treatment stopped working.
Probably got weeks, maybe couplemonths at best.
I am 22 God damn. Don't own a house, don't own my
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car, have maybe about 2K in the bank.
So I took out a credit card. 6500 limit, 0% APR for 20
months. Fantastic APR.
OK, I was previously building upa good credit score and I'm now
buying whatever the fuck I want.As you should.
The debt will die with me and I give no fucks.
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And if you want to beef me aboutdriving your bank fees up with
this behavior, at least you get to live.
That is a very good point. We do have an edit.
Thank you all for your amazing responses.
Unfortunately it's bone cancer that is spread through my whole
body so I'm too weak now to travel far.
As much as I would have wanted to see the world, that bone
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cancer is not a good idea to go traveling.
So I'm glad OP is listening to his body because that would not
be fun. I'm going to go bigger and do
some good stuff If if you have ideas I want to do some big
donations to food banks and cancer charities that supported
me through my journey and make some differences before I pop.
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Also shame on you for you askingme for money.
It's it's Reddit like at that point of course, of course
people are going to be asking for money.
Have you not seen the Taco Bell subreddit?
Everybody's always asking for Taco Bell.
Like they had to make a free Taco Bell subreddit for people
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to donate. Like mobile orders for people to
go pick up. Very interesting.
We have another update. Update #2 took out some more
cards. Thanks for the suggestions.
Some of you asking. I'm a girl.
I bought lots of things for my family, mostly sentimental
things with my handwriting on. OK I bought a crab at a fancy
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ass seafood place and that was awesome.
I've donated to animal shelters and food banks.
Also to the cancer charities whohelped drug my ass through this.
Also, y'all can stop telling me to find Jesus.
I respect those of you who are praying for me because I know
that's your way of thinking for me and I'm really touched by
that. Good attitude, Good attitude.
But finding God is in no way in my plans and don't want and not
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what I believe will happen afterdeath.
Trying to force religion down a dying person's throat is really
not the vibe. OK let's see what the comments
are saying. I'm actually curious of what
credit cards people are suggesting.
Top comment. Why stop at one card?
Do it as many times as you can. Obviously they have another
comment. No half sins here.
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Full son that bitch. Get this person a GoFundMe.
Let's fuel their financial freedom.
Financial freedom with crazy airquotes, by the way.
And yeah, fuck it, we baw. Go live your dreams, man.
It's really unfortunate that cancer is just something that
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we're not really addressing. Like our government does not
care to address it. They only care to address it
when they want donations. You got to remember, donations
are what are they called? Oh yeah, tax write offs.
So do with that information as you wish.
Next story. I microwaved a fork once just to
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see what the hell? What the hell?
Why is my computer going crazy? Why is my computer going crazy?
Anyways, let's do that again. I microwaved a fork once just to
see if the universe would noticeit did.
Huh. What?
OK, I was 17, alone and fueled by a dangerous mix of Hot
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Pockets and apathy. I started at that microwave and
thought, what if? Just what if the rules don't
apply to me? Don't we kind of figure this out
in like elementary school? Not about to graduate high
school into like, adult world, OK.
Where you have access to drive acar.
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OK so I put a fork in there. Full metal, full sun.
Sparks flew like literal fireworks.
The microwave made a noise I canonly describe as an electrical
scream. I panicked and unplugged it like
I was defusing a bomb. The microwave never worked right
again. No fucking shit.
Every time it ran it smelt like burnt toast and gave my hot
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pockets a weird metallic taste. Wait, you went ahead and
continued? What, the fact that you knew it
had a metabolic days? Maybe you went ahead and tried
to eat after putting an OK Wow natural selection.
My mom blamed it on cheap appliances.
You didn't even tell your mom and you're just watching your
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mom literally give herself what?OK I said nothing.
I've lived with the guilt anyway.
That was 10 years ago. I'm not an electrician.
I still don't trust microwaves. Dude.
No, no it's not microwaves that you don't need to trust you.
You can't even trust yourself. The microwave doesn't microwave
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forks people. Microwave forks What?
OK let's go take a look at the comments real quick with top
comment being perfect start to asafe and prosperous electrician
career. I too have experimented with the
microwave. Many years ago I had a small
tape recorder. I decided that I wanted to hear
what the inside of the microwavesound like when it was on hit
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record instead of the microwave.The smell wasn't great.
Think of all the unrecorded and all the story times that were
never posted to Reddit of peoplemicrowaving hamsters because
that was a huge thing back in like 2005.
Kind of like the My Little Pony jar.
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If you don't know what I mean, that is perfectly fine.
I am happy you do not know what that means.
I faked liking sparkling water for three years and now I'm
trapped. Do people not realize that they
have free will? I'm 30 now, but this started
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when I was around 27 during a phase where I was trying really
hard to be one of those put together adults who meal prep,
drink sparkling water and have plants that aren't just dying
slowly in the corner. This person thought that put
together adults drink sparkling water.
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Put together, adults don't even really drink enough water to
begin with. OK, so I bought a 12 pack of
Lacroix because, you know, that's what the cool, healthy
people were drinking. Yeah.
If you like to taste orange fromthe other side of the room,
that's what it tastes like. First sip, it tasted like.
See. See, It tasted like somebody
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whispered the the word fruit into a cup and of TV static.
Yes, good analogy, good job. Absolutely disgusting.
But I already had posted it on my Instagram story with the
caption new addiction. My God some people's some
people. Social media like log it can go
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way back huh? And that was the beginning of my
downfall. Friends started bringing Lacroix
over when they visited. Co workers stocked it in the
fridge because I liked it. My girlfriend, now fiance
thought it was cute how into sparkling water I was so she
bought me a soda stream for Christmas.
So you're telling me that your friends and your like your
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community cares about you that much that they pay attention to
a Instagram post? That they they literally get it
for you, they support you and you still wanted to hide behind
a mask? Sounds very supportive.
Bro what are you doing? Why?
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Now I've been too deep, I've become the guy who nods
thoughtfully while drinking whatis essentially spicy sadness.
I have flavors in my fridge withnames like pamplemousse and
limoncello and I pretend like I can tell the difference.
I can't. It all tastes like carbonated
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regret. Carbonated cardboard.
Honestly that's what I think. And also what the fuck are up
with these names? Are all Lacroix's like that?
Wow OK I bet you the whole voting for the name little
conference that they do at meetings is an absolute.
Like it's just word garble like garbage.
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Like kind of what schizophrenic people do where they just like
mouth spill. It's word vomit.
I mean that's kind of what the drink already makes you do,
right? Vomit.
And sometimes I just want a normal drink but if I ever open
a Gatorade someone will say whoano lacroix today and I'll just
fake left like I got to switch it up.
Meanwhile my soul is quietly screaming.
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Anyway, if you are young and reading this, never lie about
your beverages. That stuff will haunt you.
Thanks for coming to my Ted talk.
OK what the fuck is Reddit saying about this top comment?
Tell everyone you're going carbonation free.
Easy solution. People's taste change over time.
You can also pretend they changesomething in the formula and
it's no longer pleasing to your taste buds.
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Fantastic advice. What Why are?
Why are you so dedicated to justonly sticking with something?
Another one, I accidentally received a giant bulk package of
Nerds gummy clusters from Amazonthat was meant for someone else.
I bought half of them, about 2 1/2 lbs of Halloween sized
packages to the office and they disappeared in about an hour.
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Thought well damn if everybody likes them so much maybe I
should try them. I did and it tastes like candy
covered Windex. So I bought the other 2.5 lbs of
them in the office and they similarly they.
They disappeared quickly. Except the second time someone
noticed it was me and now I'm the nerds clusters guy.
Guess what I got for Secret Santa?
A big bag of my least favorite candy.
I am very proud of you. That just simple mistakes and
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all this could be fixed with thesimple statement of how you feel
about it. Don't get in deep like this,
cardboard drinker. Oh man, news story.
When I was a kid, I drugged my dad for a whole month.
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Excuse me? I really hope you're not talking
about laxatives and it's something simple.
Never mind. Not with that warning sign.
Let's read it. Warning contains abuse.
My father was a raging asshole. He used to beat us and yell at
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us about how worthless we were constantly.
OK yeah, I think laxative abuse is OK.
I didn't say that though for legal reasons.
My mother finally had enough andsaid that either he gets
psychological help or he or she leaves him.
He went to the doctor and was prescribed an antipsychotic
medication. Those never really go well
because usually it takes multiple fucking trials to find
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the correct 1 you need. OK, when he started taking it he
magically became nice. No more beatings, no more
yelling, it was paradise. Then after a while he turned
mean again. Like I said, he we asked our mom
what was going on and she said that he stopped taking his
medication because he didn't like the side effects, whatever
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that meant. Was his dad schizophrenic 'cause
that is very common with schizos.
Not in a degrading way, but in aside effect way.
We felt doomed until one day my mom accidentally left his
prescription bottle in the kitchen.
My sister and I looked at each other and didn't even have to
say a thing. She got out a spoon and I ground
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the white pill into powder and we put it in his orange juice.
What a nice day we had. We did this every single day,
enjoying our temporary happy home until the prescription ran
out. It was the best month of her
childhood and I'm not sorry. OK, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Real quick, real quick. If you're going to.
If you're going to be trying to trick somebody, take their
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medication. Do not mix it with orange juice.
They're lucky that that didn't have any like, reactions.
Orange juice, citrus itself reacts to so many medications.
It affects like the absorbents of the medication itself.
So don't mix with oranges for those that take pills out there.
I'm not I'm not talking about not talking about drinking
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people, but do not mix it with orange juice.
That's it's actually extremely unsafe and it either completely
like doesn't give you any medication effect or it gives
you way too much medication effect.
Just a little food for thought or citrus for situations.
But we do have a edit for those saying that antipsychotics take
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weeks to work. That's not always the case,
true. In contrast, antidepressants
often take weeks to work. Also true, but some take quicker
than others. People have commented that
they've taken antipsychotics andthey list a bunch and they claim
they feel the effects and hours.For your information, I have no
memory of exactly what drug he was on.
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Some people wanted to know more about my home life.
If you want, you can learn more about it in my short story here.
Oh, we have a little bit of context.
Wow. And wow.
Thanks for all your kind words and the award.
This is unexpected but greatly appreciated.
OK, OK, OK says he's doing fine now, but let's go and take a
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look at the comments before we read his little background top
comment. You shouldn't be sorry.
I'm glad you got a momentary. I can't speak for the life of
me. I do not know how to say that
word. I'm going to assume I'm glad you
got the. I don't even know what that
fucking means, honestly. This is why we have the
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Internet. Let me search that word up.
What does that even mean? It's a short and temporary pause
or break from something unpleasant, challenging or
difficult. OK and don't judge me if I don't
know these words, I'm reading them in real time.
Also. I look them up because we are
constantly learning every day. Nothing is wrong with that.
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Let's go ahead and see the full discussion though.
So there was that comments. Another comment.
A child force feeding a parent that prescribed medication so
that the kids don't get beat just doesn't feel like druggie
to me so much as creative problem solving.
I hope you're safe now. Very very true.
Also where the fuck was the casemanager or where the fuck was
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the doctor? Cause the doctor like will know
if there's like underlying like abuse like most of the time.
I mean around people aren't always as observant as others
whatever but damn everyone failed these kids.
The mom failed these kids the dad failed these kids the
doctor, the social worker. Hell when you go to the
appointments nurses interact with this dude.
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They would see in the file that they had kids and nobody fucking
cared. What a shame.
OK, let's go ahead and read their story real quick.
I'll just, like, summarize it slowly.
She often felt like an intruder in her own home.
Oh, she, like, wrote a little book.
She wrote a little book. Games made her annoyingly
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grumpy. Her father, the warden, made
comments and jokes about her disposition in a way that
sounded like teasing but masked the smell of decaying.
Oh, disdain. OK, so she went through a lot of
abuse. Gotcha.
Very sorry about that, Opie. Glad that you're able to get
that off your chest though. That was probably like, really
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hard. I feel like you probably didn't
tell anyone that, and if you did, it was only a selective
few. And for you to get that much
love and support off the Internet, I no wonder you
thought it was shocking. Damn.
OK, let's get into the next one.I've been faking an allergy for
years and now it's gone way too far.
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And what did you get caught? Like did you like accidentally
eat something that you said you weren't?
What the fuck? You're just magically cured?
OK this started as a dumb excuseand now I'm in too deep.
Years ago I went on a date with this girl who was obsessed with
peanut butter. She kept pushing me to try her
peanut butter smoothie even after I said I wasn't in the
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mood. Instead of saying no, I blurted
out oh I can't I'm allergic. Why can't people just be
truthful? Like if you're on a date you're
setting like your boundaries forthe rest of your life.
Obviously you can adjust those boundaries, but if you're what
bro? OK.
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Anyways, OK, big mistake. She was super concerned asking
mailing questions and I figured whatever, I'd never see her
again. But then she introduced me to
her friend group and they all knew about my allergy.
At that point correcting it felttoo awkward.
That's really awkward. Who The Who the fuck tells their
friend group about an allergy this girl must be.
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I don't think he was lying. I guess he she really is like
fucking hyper fixated on this damn nut butter.
Fast forward six years, I'm still friends with these people.
My allergy is a known fact. They warn restaurants for me.
They check ingredients. One of them even threw out a
peanut butter cake someone brought to a party just to be
safe. You have a community that is
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willing to work with something that you're struggling with.
And why is it always like peoplecan't even be straightforward?
They make a lie like the previous story with the Lacroix
and you have a community that isso willing to help you.
Do you not like just be honest with people straightforward
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Because wouldn't that be such anamazing experience to have a
community that supported you forthe reality of the life you have
to live? Not this little game like people
aren't going to judge you like and it's showing right here.
They're not. They didn't judge you for saying
you had an allergy because let'ssay you did have the allergy and
they were completely accommodating to it, they would
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be accommodating to you saying you don't like fucking nuts,
bro. Like, it's OK.
I get it. There's a lot of pressure and
sexuality. The I'm just like, just kidding.
Just kidding. Like damn, dude.
OK, no, the worst part? I love peanut butter.
I eat it in secret. I have a stash at work once my
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best friend said. Man, it sucks not knowing what a
Reese's tastes like and I just nodded.
Why you love peanut butter, but you didn't.
You just weren't in the mood. Like you love it so much that
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you're treating it like a crack addiction, but you, you just
weren't in the mood for that. What the fuck bro?
You did this to yourself. OK now my girlfriend, who also
believes I'm allergic, wants us to move in together and she's
super cautious about food. I'm terrified she'll find my
peanut butter stash and think I've been lying to her, which I
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have for years. I have no idea how to get out of
this. Do I fake a miracle recovery?
A medical misdiagnosis? Or do I just keep the lie going
forever? Bro we got to see what Reddit's
advising. There has to be so many.
OK top comment. This is so funny to me.
If my partner told me this I would be rolling on the floor
and laughter. Some people don't always react
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that way. They they it most likely would
happen if you just say it was a lie that it's done.
No one will trust you. Because if you're going to lie
about fucking nut butter, what the you're probably lying about
what you're nutting in. Like get it?
You're probably fucking. They probably don't think you're
fucking cheating. OK I'm going to be real with
you. Misdiagnosis is your best.
But I agree he should say that he accidentally ate something
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that had like peanut butter in it.
Rushed to the hospital they ran everything.
They kept him to make sure he was OK and they were like
nothing happened. So then they went ahead and
redid a like testing for his allergy.
And that does happen. Allergies do change.
They absolutely fucking do. So that would be a fantastic,
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fantastic step. Someone also saying you should
see an allergist who's been micro dosing peanuts for you to
get to eat them in. Voila, you could do that.
We also talked about that in theprevious episode about dairy
intolerance. Oh man, about micro dosing.
I don't think micro dosing is a good idea.
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I think because that's too much of like a paper trail.
Like what do you mean? Because you have to consistently
keep going like to the appointments and that would be a
little bit too much of lying. If you want to get out of it
Scotch clean, do the I accidentally ate something that
was peanut butter. Went to the hospital to monitor
myself and they were like, Are you sure you got an allergy?
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Like nothing's going on And go from there.
And you can get it in writing. They'll write and write it that
you're not allergic anymore. So that no, nobody's going to
question that. No one's going to question that
Doctor's order. New story.
I once lied on my CVI, got the job and got promoted.
So they like light on their resume.
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OK I lied and somehow convinced the world I was coding.
I was a coding wizard. I thought he was coding a
wizard. I was like wow an engineer.
Now I'm stuck in a never ending cycle of Google searches and
caffeine fueled coding sessions.At this point why not just go to
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school? That sounds like how people get
their coding degrees. Google searches and caffeine
fueled coding sessions. And don't forget ChatGPT.
This is where I regret it. And I do, indeed.
My browser history is a treasuretrove of how to fix syntax.
Yeah, syntax errors. And what does this error message
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mean? I learned to code on the job,
which is just a fancy way of saying I'm making it up as I go
along. My colleagues think I'm a
genius, but really, I'm just good at hiding my panic that
that's it. Sounds like you're an engineer
to me. I mean, yeah, you're
researching. When they asked me to explain my
code, I launched into a confident sounding, jargon
filled monologue, hoping they'llget lost in the technical mumbo
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jumbo. The best part?
I got a promotion in a raise, which basically translates to
quote. We're paying you more to keep
pretending you're good at this. Fake it till you make it, right?
Yeah. That's, that's what, that's what
the cool kids do these days. Yeah, we have a little edit of
thanks. I feel so supported by the huge
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IT and develop developer companylike community.
At least I've learned surprisingly fast and also the
truth is told by how you work Action over words.
Maybe after all, I can call myself a real programmer now.
Yeah, you're a good social programmer.
Yeah. Let's see what Reddit has to say
about this. Let's see if the Reddit
community applauds you. Fake it till you make it.
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Hell yeah baby, that's what I'm talking about.
As a contrast, I once lied and Igot the job and was fired 24
hours later. Buck did not.
He did not fake it till he made it.
By the way, for my audio stemmers and not visual errs,
the Reddit username was Buck. Buck slam chest I.
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Are you sure they fired you or was it because of your last
name? OK, let's see what this one is.
This story I give customers morefood.
As a McDonald's employee, we have our little man with a Cape
that's just hidden in the shadows with a McDonald's apron
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and a little tongs to grab the Mcnuggets.
Let's read it. That's pretty much it.
I make sure that customers get there's money worth.
I make the Mcflurries full. The fact you make Mcflurries and
don't just unplug the ice cream machine, OK already already a
God in my eyes. And they add a good amount of
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sauce. OK, they make fuck it.
I make sure the fries are as full as possible.
OK, and sometimes I give the sauces away for free.
OK OK. I once put about 14 Nuggets in a
nine piece box. I genuinely don't care anymore.
I think the job is fun and stuff, but it's taken way too
seriously. I know damn well that shift lead
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and that manager is trying to figure out where the fuck their
bonuses going with how much foodgoes missing.
They're going to be like why is my inventory panel fucked up?
All right, but we do have an edit.
I didn't think this would blow up.
Thank you for the kind comments.Give some stories.
I'm from Europe, that's why. It's a nine piece on A10 and the
team is a bunch of 16 to 35 yearolds.
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A lot of them are younger than 20.
Employees see him do that and don't care.
So OK fantastic. Let's see what Reddit has to
say. Top comment.
I want to ask what location you're working, But I'd never
ask a patriot to risk themselves.
Ding Ding Ding. Quite correct.
Another one being like 14 in a nine piece.
I couldn't even imagine. I lost my shit when I got one
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extra nugget. Five extra would probably be the
highlight of my year. See I feel him on that but I
feel like I would be so disappointed the next time I got
a a nugget and I had like 1 missing.
I think that would actually be the straw that broke my fucking
back. I would cry it would it would be
devastating. I like because at that point the
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other the the four Nuggets you got wouldn't even taste fucking
good. At that point you just are
eating it because you already got fucking scams and now you
got to eat it because you paid money for it.
And it always happens. The one time you don't check the
bag and you get home and you're like, God damn it, dude.
And not all heroes wear capes. Keep up the good work, OK?
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OK, that's what I'm talking about.
We we do love somebody That's that's cares for the community a
lot better than whatever these doctors stories have been this
past couple episodes. All righty, so real quick, I do
have something really, really fun for those that know, you
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know what I'm about to say. But if you don't, I asked, you
answered, it is cats mail time. You're like cat mail time.
It is the segment of the show where I posted a question of the
week online and you answered. So real quick, we're going to go
ahead and we're going to have a 2 minute timer.
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Let's get that timer going. Give myself 2 minutes all
righty. All right so I asked on TikTok,
what's a tiny crime you've committed that still makes you
giggle? You want to know what y'all
fucking said? Here we go, here's one.
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Technically not a crime by me but when I was a baby my mom
gave me a stuffed line while sheshopped and she end up walking
out of the store without taking it from me and paying for it.
I still have him 20 years later.That is the lion who escaped
capitalism and somebody else saying he's an inspiration.
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Another crime was when I was three I really wanted the pretty
smelling soap in the store. Mom said no.
I quietly put the soap down the back of my shirt out of all
places. The fuck?
My mom found it when she was getting me ready for my bath.
I am very happy your mom did notfind the soap bar while she was
doing the laundry. That would have destroyed the
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the washer machine. OK next one is sitting on a
ladder at work and honestly mostsit on toilets unless like you
work for OSHA and wouldn't you like to know weather boy that is
a very common one. I get very proud of y'all for
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being alive during that meme. Because that is a little old
meme next 113 counts of murder on the border between Montana,
South Dakota. Good luck finding the body feds
hell of a KDR. OK, all righty and that will
that'll be it If you want to participate in the next one look
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at all my TikTok. Like I said links are all going
to be in the description. You'll find it all anytime you
find a link, you'll find everything else.
And that's, that's basically what Reddit radio is all about.
It's all about you. It's you guys.
If I don't have these stories, if I don't have y'all's little
silly little things, what would Reddit radio even be?
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It wouldn't even be a radio. You have been listening to
Reddit radio. Catch you on the next frequency.
Today we're reading Wild Confessions, Secrets you won't
believe actually happen, and people post them willingly on
the Internet with me. Tired Gato.
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Alrighty, so we're back at it again for today, baby.
And if you need more episodes, there is a Spotify subscription
for only $3. Just let me get this in real
quick. I know, I know.
It's $3 a month. You're guaranteed one extra
episode a week. That's about four hours of me
yapping at basically $0.75 an hour.
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That's cheaper than the sweatshops, man.
So this is called the Sleepy Society basically.
I hope you join the Colts. I I mean club and Patreon is
also up and running. There is a free tier that will
always have something fresh and new.
And I also go live on twitch so hang out with me in there in
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real time. I play games, I can play games
with you. We can do meme reviews, send me
in your craziest memes, and I can also read your stories.
Also, last part, if that was toomuch information at once, you
can go over on my Discord to keep up with everything.
And as somebody who's never usedDiscord until about a week ago,
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it really isn't that like complicated as you would think.
It's like Instagram or Facebook or even Myspace, but you can
join like a bunch of different like pages and that determines
your feed and you can just switch in between it like
different channels. Cool, sounds good.
OK awesome so today we are goingto be going into the confession
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subreddit like I already kind ofintroduced.
So let's go ahead and get into the next episode with the first
story. This will be the top of the
month titled Neighbor tried to get my mom fined over our shed
so I got his $40,000 pool filledin.
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OK some people just ignore theirneighbors other fill in pools.
Let's read it. I live with my mom, she's quiet,
keeps to herself, neither bothers anyone.
A few months ago our new neighbor decided to report her
to the city for having it in illegal shed in the backyard.
It was total BS. The shed's been there for years
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and has had full permits, and inspector came out, checked
everything and left without saying a word.
But the neighbor, smug, proud, thought he'd scare us.
So I did a little digging. Turns out his brand new pool was
way too close to the property line and illegally built over a
utility. Wow.
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That motorcycle outside sounded like it was farting.
It literally sounded like it wasshitting itself.
I'm not sure the mic pick that up.
Anyways, it was built over a utility.
I reported him, attached photos,quoted city codes, as you
should. Two weeks later, the city
ordered him to either move in, move it impossible, or fill it
in. He lost the whole thing, $40,000
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down the drain. Literally.
Now he gets to look at her completely legal shed every day
while standing over a pile of dirt where his pool used to be.
Mom sleeps great, now you actually got all the codes, got
it all together and you made your neighbor have literally a
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pool graveyard. That is fantastic.
Congratulations, you fuck aroundand you find out.
It's actually insane how that can work.
Actions have consequences. Anyways, let's go ahead and take
a look at the comments. We have a top comment saying put
a kiddie pool next to the shed. If you don't do that, it's it's
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it's a lost cause. You you have to do that.
And another comment saying your neighbor paid $40,000 for a pool
with no permits then called the city inspectors to come to your
backyard. He had his priorities elsewhere.
And another comment saying 40K for the swimming pool and what,
maybe 5K to fill to fill in the dirt in the pool?
Dirt ain't cheap, and the labor and equipment to move dirt ain't
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cheap either. Yeah, this dude does not.
Oh don't. Oh like I can't even imagine
what this dude's taxes look likeif he even files them.
Like who? Who has $40,000 for a pool but
not for a permit for building it?
That tells me you definitely don't have money for a tax
accountant either. OK so it doesn't seem that we
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had any comments from OP or anything like that, so let's go
ahead and get to the next story posted 19 days ago.
Terminally ill and racking up credit card debt with 0 flex to
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give. Yikes.
I've had cancer for two years now, did chemo, lost my leg,
beat odds and managed to even goback to work.
Well shit hit the fan and treatment stopped working.
Probably got weeks, maybe couplemonths at best.
I am 22 God damn. Don't own a house, don't own my
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car, have maybe about 2K in the bank.
So I took out a credit card. 6500 limit, 0% APR for 20
months. Fantastic APR.
OK, I was previously building upa good credit score and I'm now
buying whatever the fuck I want.As you should.
The debt will die with me and I give no fucks.
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And if you want to beef me aboutdriving your bank fees up with
this behavior, at least you get to live.
That is a very good point. We do have an edit.
Thank you all for your amazing responses.
Unfortunately it's bone cancer that is spread through my whole
body so I'm too weak now to travel far.
As much as I would have wanted to see the world, that bone
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cancer is not a good idea to go traveling.
So I'm glad OP is listening to his body because that would not
be fun. I'm going to go bigger and do
some good stuff If if you have ideas I want to do some big
donations to food banks and cancer charities that supported
me through my journey and make some differences before I pop.
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Also shame on you for you askingme for money.
It's it's Reddit like at that point of course, of course
people are going to be asking for money.
Have you not seen the Taco Bell subreddit?
Everybody's always asking for Taco Bell.
Like they had to make a free Taco Bell subreddit for people
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to donate. Like mobile orders for people to
go pick up. Very interesting.
We have another update. Update #2 took out some more
cards. Thanks for the suggestions.
Some of you asking. I'm a girl.
I bought lots of things for my family, mostly sentimental
things with my handwriting on. OK I bought a crab at a fancy
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ass seafood place and that was awesome.
I've donated to animal shelters and food banks.
Also to the cancer charities whohelped drug my ass through this.
Also, y'all can stop telling me to find Jesus.
I respect those of you who are praying for me because I know
that's your way of thinking for me and I'm really touched by
that. Good attitude, Good attitude.
But finding God is in no way in my plans and don't want and not
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what I believe will happen afterdeath.
Trying to force religion down a dying person's throat is really
not the vibe. OK let's see what the comments
are saying. I'm actually curious of what
credit cards people are suggesting.
Top comment. Why stop at one card?
Do it as many times as you can. Obviously they have another
comment. No half sins here.
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Full son that bitch. Get this person a GoFundMe.
Let's fuel their financial freedom.
Financial freedom with crazy airquotes, by the way.
And yeah, fuck it, we baw. Go live your dreams, man.
It's really unfortunate that cancer is just something that
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we're not really addressing. Like our government does not
care to address it. They only care to address it
when they want donations. You got to remember, donations
are what are they called? Oh yeah, tax write offs.
So do with that information as you wish.
Next story. I microwaved a fork once just to
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see what the hell? What the hell?
Why is my computer going crazy? Why is my computer going crazy?
Anyways, let's do that again. I microwaved a fork once just to
see if the universe would noticeit did.
Huh. What?
OK, I was 17, alone and fueled by a dangerous mix of Hot
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Pockets and apathy. I started at that microwave and
thought, what if? Just what if the rules don't
apply to me? Don't we kind of figure this out
in like elementary school? Not about to graduate high
school into like, adult world, OK.
Where you have access to drive acar.
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OK so I put a fork in there. Full metal, full sun.
Sparks flew like literal fireworks.
The microwave made a noise I canonly describe as an electrical
scream. I panicked and unplugged it like
I was defusing a bomb. The microwave never worked right
again. No fucking shit.
Every time it ran it smelt like burnt toast and gave my hot
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pockets a weird metallic taste. Wait, you went ahead and
continued? What, the fact that you knew it
had a metabolic days? Maybe you went ahead and tried
to eat after putting an OK Wow natural selection.
My mom blamed it on cheap appliances.
You didn't even tell your mom and you're just watching your
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mom literally give herself what?OK I said nothing.
I've lived with the guilt anyway.
That was 10 years ago. I'm not an electrician.
I still don't trust microwaves. Dude.
No, no it's not microwaves that you don't need to trust you.
You can't even trust yourself. The microwave doesn't microwave
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forks people. Microwave forks What?
OK let's go take a look at the comments real quick with top
comment being perfect start to asafe and prosperous electrician
career. I too have experimented with the
microwave. Many years ago I had a small
tape recorder. I decided that I wanted to hear
what the inside of the microwavesound like when it was on hit
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record instead of the microwave.The smell wasn't great.
Think of all the unrecorded and all the story times that were
never posted to Reddit of peoplemicrowaving hamsters because
that was a huge thing back in like 2005.
Kind of like the My Little Pony jar.
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If you don't know what I mean, that is perfectly fine.
I am happy you do not know what that means.
I faked liking sparkling water for three years and now I'm
trapped. Do people not realize that they
have free will? I'm 30 now, but this started
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when I was around 27 during a phase where I was trying really
hard to be one of those put together adults who meal prep,
drink sparkling water and have plants that aren't just dying
slowly in the corner. This person thought that put
together adults drink sparkling water.
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Put together, adults don't even really drink enough water to
begin with. OK, so I bought a 12 pack of
Lacroix because, you know, that's what the cool, healthy
people were drinking. Yeah.
If you like to taste orange fromthe other side of the room,
that's what it tastes like. First sip, it tasted like.
See. See, It tasted like somebody
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whispered the the word fruit into a cup and of TV static.
Yes, good analogy, good job. Absolutely disgusting.
But I already had posted it on my Instagram story with the
caption new addiction. My God some people's some
people. Social media like log it can go
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way back huh? And that was the beginning of my
downfall. Friends started bringing Lacroix
over when they visited. Co workers stocked it in the
fridge because I liked it. My girlfriend, now fiance
thought it was cute how into sparkling water I was so she
bought me a soda stream for Christmas.
So you're telling me that your friends and your like your
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community cares about you that much that they pay attention to
a Instagram post? That they they literally get it
for you, they support you and you still wanted to hide behind
a mask? Sounds very supportive.
Bro what are you doing? Why?
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Now I've been too deep, I've become the guy who nods
thoughtfully while drinking whatis essentially spicy sadness.
I have flavors in my fridge withnames like pamplemousse and
limoncello and I pretend like I can tell the difference.
I can't. It all tastes like carbonated
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regret. Carbonated cardboard.
Honestly that's what I think. And also what the fuck are up
with these names? Are all Lacroix's like that?
Wow OK I bet you the whole voting for the name little
conference that they do at meetings is an absolute.
Like it's just word garble like garbage.
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Like kind of what schizophrenic people do where they just like
mouth spill. It's word vomit.
I mean that's kind of what the drink already makes you do,
right? Vomit.
And sometimes I just want a normal drink but if I ever open
a Gatorade someone will say whoano lacroix today and I'll just
fake left like I got to switch it up.
Meanwhile my soul is quietly screaming.
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Anyway, if you are young and reading this, never lie about
your beverages. That stuff will haunt you.
Thanks for coming to my Ted talk.
OK what the fuck is Reddit saying about this top comment?
Tell everyone you're going carbonation free.
Easy solution. People's taste change over time.
You can also pretend they changesomething in the formula and
it's no longer pleasing to your taste buds.
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Fantastic advice. What Why are?
Why are you so dedicated to justonly sticking with something?
Another one, I accidentally received a giant bulk package of
Nerds gummy clusters from Amazonthat was meant for someone else.
I bought half of them, about 2 1/2 lbs of Halloween sized
packages to the office and they disappeared in about an hour.
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Thought well damn if everybody likes them so much maybe I
should try them. I did and it tastes like candy
covered Windex. So I bought the other 2.5 lbs of
them in the office and they similarly they.
They disappeared quickly. Except the second time someone
noticed it was me and now I'm the nerds clusters guy.
Guess what I got for Secret Santa?
A big bag of my least favorite candy.
I am very proud of you. That just simple mistakes and
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all this could be fixed with thesimple statement of how you feel
about it. Don't get in deep like this,
cardboard drinker. Oh man, news story.
When I was a kid, I drugged my dad for a whole month.
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Excuse me? I really hope you're not talking
about laxatives and it's something simple.
Never mind. Not with that warning sign.
Let's read it. Warning contains abuse.
My father was a raging asshole. He used to beat us and yell at
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us about how worthless we were constantly.
OK yeah, I think laxative abuse is OK.
I didn't say that though for legal reasons.
My mother finally had enough andsaid that either he gets
psychological help or he or she leaves him.
He went to the doctor and was prescribed an antipsychotic
medication. Those never really go well
because usually it takes multiple fucking trials to find
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the correct 1 you need. OK, when he started taking it he
magically became nice. No more beatings, no more
yelling, it was paradise. Then after a while he turned
mean again. Like I said, he we asked our mom
what was going on and she said that he stopped taking his
medication because he didn't like the side effects, whatever
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that meant. Was his dad schizophrenic 'cause
that is very common with schizos.
Not in a degrading way, but in aside effect way.
We felt doomed until one day my mom accidentally left his
prescription bottle in the kitchen.
My sister and I looked at each other and didn't even have to
say a thing. She got out a spoon and I ground
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the white pill into powder and we put it in his orange juice.
What a nice day we had. We did this every single day,
enjoying our temporary happy home until the prescription ran
out. It was the best month of her
childhood and I'm not sorry. OK, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Real quick, real quick. If you're going to.
If you're going to be trying to trick somebody, take their
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medication. Do not mix it with orange juice.
They're lucky that that didn't have any like, reactions.
Orange juice, citrus itself reacts to so many medications.
It affects like the absorbents of the medication itself.
So don't mix with oranges for those that take pills out there.
I'm not I'm not talking about not talking about drinking
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people, but do not mix it with orange juice.
That's it's actually extremely unsafe and it either completely
like doesn't give you any medication effect or it gives
you way too much medication effect.
Just a little food for thought or citrus for situations.
But we do have a edit for those saying that antipsychotics take
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weeks to work. That's not always the case,
true. In contrast, antidepressants
often take weeks to work. Also true, but some take quicker
than others. People have commented that
they've taken antipsychotics andthey list a bunch and they claim
they feel the effects and hours.For your information, I have no
memory of exactly what drug he was on.
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Some people wanted to know more about my home life.
If you want, you can learn more about it in my short story here.
Oh, we have a little bit of context.
Wow. And wow.
Thanks for all your kind words and the award.
This is unexpected but greatly appreciated.
OK, OK, OK says he's doing fine now, but let's go and take a
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look at the comments before we read his little background top
comment. You shouldn't be sorry.
I'm glad you got a momentary. I can't speak for the life of
me. I do not know how to say that
word. I'm going to assume I'm glad you
got the. I don't even know what that
fucking means, honestly. This is why we have the
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Internet. Let me search that word up.
What does that even mean? It's a short and temporary pause
or break from something unpleasant, challenging or
difficult. OK and don't judge me if I don't
know these words, I'm reading them in real time.
Also. I look them up because we are
constantly learning every day. Nothing is wrong with that.
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Let's go ahead and see the full discussion though.
So there was that comments. Another comment.
A child force feeding a parent that prescribed medication so
that the kids don't get beat just doesn't feel like druggie
to me so much as creative problem solving.
I hope you're safe now. Very very true.
Also where the fuck was the casemanager or where the fuck was
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the doctor? Cause the doctor like will know
if there's like underlying like abuse like most of the time.
I mean around people aren't always as observant as others
whatever but damn everyone failed these kids.
The mom failed these kids the dad failed these kids the
doctor, the social worker. Hell when you go to the
appointments nurses interact with this dude.
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They would see in the file that they had kids and nobody fucking
cared. What a shame.
OK, let's go ahead and read their story real quick.
I'll just, like, summarize it slowly.
She often felt like an intruder in her own home.
Oh, she, like, wrote a little book.
She wrote a little book. Games made her annoyingly
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grumpy. Her father, the warden, made
comments and jokes about her disposition in a way that
sounded like teasing but masked the smell of decaying.
Oh, disdain. OK, so she went through a lot of
abuse. Gotcha.
Very sorry about that, Opie. Glad that you're able to get
that off your chest though. That was probably like, really
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hard. I feel like you probably didn't
tell anyone that, and if you did, it was only a selective
few. And for you to get that much
love and support off the Internet, I no wonder you
thought it was shocking. Damn.
OK, let's get into the next one.I've been faking an allergy for
years and now it's gone way too far.
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And what did you get caught? Like did you like accidentally
eat something that you said you weren't?
What the fuck? You're just magically cured?
OK this started as a dumb excuseand now I'm in too deep.
Years ago I went on a date with this girl who was obsessed with
peanut butter. She kept pushing me to try her
peanut butter smoothie even after I said I wasn't in the
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mood. Instead of saying no, I blurted
out oh I can't I'm allergic. Why can't people just be
truthful? Like if you're on a date you're
setting like your boundaries forthe rest of your life.
Obviously you can adjust those boundaries, but if you're what
bro? OK.
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Anyways, OK, big mistake. She was super concerned asking
mailing questions and I figured whatever, I'd never see her
again. But then she introduced me to
her friend group and they all knew about my allergy.
At that point correcting it felttoo awkward.
That's really awkward. Who The Who the fuck tells their
friend group about an allergy this girl must be.
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I don't think he was lying. I guess he she really is like
fucking hyper fixated on this damn nut butter.
Fast forward six years, I'm still friends with these people.
My allergy is a known fact. They warn restaurants for me.
They check ingredients. One of them even threw out a
peanut butter cake someone brought to a party just to be
safe. You have a community that is
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willing to work with something that you're struggling with.
And why is it always like peoplecan't even be straightforward?
They make a lie like the previous story with the Lacroix
and you have a community that isso willing to help you.
Do you not like just be honest with people straightforward
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Because wouldn't that be such anamazing experience to have a
community that supported you forthe reality of the life you have
to live? Not this little game like people
aren't going to judge you like and it's showing right here.
They're not. They didn't judge you for saying
you had an allergy because let'ssay you did have the allergy and
they were completely accommodating to it, they would
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be accommodating to you saying you don't like fucking nuts,
bro. Like, it's OK.
I get it. There's a lot of pressure and
sexuality. The I'm just like, just kidding.
Just kidding. Like damn, dude.
OK, no, the worst part? I love peanut butter.
I eat it in secret. I have a stash at work once my
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best friend said. Man, it sucks not knowing what a
Reese's tastes like and I just nodded.
Why you love peanut butter, but you didn't.
You just weren't in the mood. Like you love it so much that
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you're treating it like a crack addiction, but you, you just
weren't in the mood for that. What the fuck bro?
You did this to yourself. OK now my girlfriend, who also
believes I'm allergic, wants us to move in together and she's
super cautious about food. I'm terrified she'll find my
peanut butter stash and think I've been lying to her, which I
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have for years. I have no idea how to get out of
this. Do I fake a miracle recovery?
A medical misdiagnosis? Or do I just keep the lie going
forever? Bro we got to see what Reddit's
advising. There has to be so many.
OK top comment. This is so funny to me.
If my partner told me this I would be rolling on the floor
and laughter. Some people don't always react
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that way. They they it most likely would
happen if you just say it was a lie that it's done.
No one will trust you. Because if you're going to lie
about fucking nut butter, what the you're probably lying about
what you're nutting in. Like get it?
You're probably fucking. They probably don't think you're
fucking cheating. OK I'm going to be real with
you. Misdiagnosis is your best.
But I agree he should say that he accidentally ate something
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that had like peanut butter in it.
Rushed to the hospital they ran everything.
They kept him to make sure he was OK and they were like
nothing happened. So then they went ahead and
redid a like testing for his allergy.
And that does happen. Allergies do change.
They absolutely fucking do. So that would be a fantastic,
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fantastic step. Someone also saying you should
see an allergist who's been micro dosing peanuts for you to
get to eat them in. Voila, you could do that.
We also talked about that in theprevious episode about dairy
intolerance. Oh man, about micro dosing.
I don't think micro dosing is a good idea.
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I think because that's too much of like a paper trail.
Like what do you mean? Because you have to consistently
keep going like to the appointments and that would be a
little bit too much of lying. If you want to get out of it
Scotch clean, do the I accidentally ate something that
was peanut butter. Went to the hospital to monitor
myself and they were like, Are you sure you got an allergy?
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Like nothing's going on And go from there.
And you can get it in writing. They'll write and write it that
you're not allergic anymore. So that no, nobody's going to
question that. No one's going to question that
Doctor's order. New story.
I once lied on my CVI, got the job and got promoted.
So they like light on their resume.
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OK I lied and somehow convinced the world I was coding.
I was a coding wizard. I thought he was coding a
wizard. I was like wow an engineer.
Now I'm stuck in a never ending cycle of Google searches and
caffeine fueled coding sessions.At this point why not just go to
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school? That sounds like how people get
their coding degrees. Google searches and caffeine
fueled coding sessions. And don't forget ChatGPT.
This is where I regret it. And I do, indeed.
My browser history is a treasuretrove of how to fix syntax.
Yeah, syntax errors. And what does this error message
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mean? I learned to code on the job,
which is just a fancy way of saying I'm making it up as I go
along. My colleagues think I'm a
genius, but really, I'm just good at hiding my panic that
that's it. Sounds like you're an engineer
to me. I mean, yeah, you're
researching. When they asked me to explain my
code, I launched into a confident sounding, jargon
filled monologue, hoping they'llget lost in the technical mumbo
(28:42):
jumbo. The best part?
I got a promotion in a raise, which basically translates to
quote. We're paying you more to keep
pretending you're good at this. Fake it till you make it, right?
Yeah. That's, that's what, that's what
the cool kids do these days. Yeah, we have a little edit of
thanks. I feel so supported by the huge
(29:02):
IT and develop developer companylike community.
At least I've learned surprisingly fast and also the
truth is told by how you work Action over words.
Maybe after all, I can call myself a real programmer now.
Yeah, you're a good social programmer.
Yeah. Let's see what Reddit has to say
about this. Let's see if the Reddit
community applauds you. Fake it till you make it.
(29:22):
Hell yeah baby, that's what I'm talking about.
As a contrast, I once lied and Igot the job and was fired 24
hours later. Buck did not.
He did not fake it till he made it.
By the way, for my audio stemmers and not visual errs,
the Reddit username was Buck. Buck slam chest I.
(29:44):
Are you sure they fired you or was it because of your last
name? OK, let's see what this one is.
This story I give customers morefood.
As a McDonald's employee, we have our little man with a Cape
that's just hidden in the shadows with a McDonald's apron
(30:06):
and a little tongs to grab the Mcnuggets.
Let's read it. That's pretty much it.
I make sure that customers get there's money worth.
I make the Mcflurries full. The fact you make Mcflurries and
don't just unplug the ice cream machine, OK already already a
God in my eyes. And they add a good amount of
(30:26):
sauce. OK, they make fuck it.
I make sure the fries are as full as possible.
OK, and sometimes I give the sauces away for free.
OK OK. I once put about 14 Nuggets in a
nine piece box. I genuinely don't care anymore.
I think the job is fun and stuff, but it's taken way too
seriously. I know damn well that shift lead
(30:48):
and that manager is trying to figure out where the fuck their
bonuses going with how much foodgoes missing.
They're going to be like why is my inventory panel fucked up?
All right, but we do have an edit.
I didn't think this would blow up.
Thank you for the kind comments.Give some stories.
I'm from Europe, that's why. It's a nine piece on A10 and the
team is a bunch of 16 to 35 yearolds.
(31:09):
A lot of them are younger than 20.
Employees see him do that and don't care.
So OK fantastic. Let's see what Reddit has to
say. Top comment.
I want to ask what location you're working, But I'd never
ask a patriot to risk themselves.
Ding Ding Ding. Quite correct.
Another one being like 14 in a nine piece.
I couldn't even imagine. I lost my shit when I got one
(31:32):
extra nugget. Five extra would probably be the
highlight of my year. See I feel him on that but I
feel like I would be so disappointed the next time I got
a a nugget and I had like 1 missing.
I think that would actually be the straw that broke my fucking
back. I would cry it would it would be
devastating. I like because at that point the
(31:52):
other the the four Nuggets you got wouldn't even taste fucking
good. At that point you just are
eating it because you already got fucking scams and now you
got to eat it because you paid money for it.
And it always happens. The one time you don't check the
bag and you get home and you're like, God damn it, dude.
And not all heroes wear capes. Keep up the good work, OK?
(32:14):
OK, that's what I'm talking about.
We we do love somebody That's that's cares for the community a
lot better than whatever these doctors stories have been this
past couple episodes. All righty, so real quick, I do
have something really, really fun for those that know, you
(32:36):
know what I'm about to say. But if you don't, I asked, you
answered, it is cats mail time. You're like cat mail time.
It is the segment of the show where I posted a question of the
week online and you answered. So real quick, we're going to go
ahead and we're going to have a 2 minute timer.
(33:00):
Let's get that timer going. Give myself 2 minutes all
righty. All right so I asked on TikTok,
what's a tiny crime you've committed that still makes you
giggle? You want to know what y'all
fucking said? Here we go, here's one.
(33:24):
Technically not a crime by me but when I was a baby my mom
gave me a stuffed line while sheshopped and she end up walking
out of the store without taking it from me and paying for it.
I still have him 20 years later.That is the lion who escaped
capitalism and somebody else saying he's an inspiration.
(33:45):
Another crime was when I was three I really wanted the pretty
smelling soap in the store. Mom said no.
I quietly put the soap down the back of my shirt out of all
places. The fuck?
My mom found it when she was getting me ready for my bath.
I am very happy your mom did notfind the soap bar while she was
doing the laundry. That would have destroyed the
(34:07):
the washer machine. OK next one is sitting on a
ladder at work and honestly mostsit on toilets unless like you
work for OSHA and wouldn't you like to know weather boy that is
a very common one. I get very proud of y'all for
(34:31):
being alive during that meme. Because that is a little old
meme next 113 counts of murder on the border between Montana,
South Dakota. Good luck finding the body feds
hell of a KDR. OK, all righty and that will
that'll be it If you want to participate in the next one look
(34:53):
at all my TikTok. Like I said links are all going
to be in the description. You'll find it all anytime you
find a link, you'll find everything else.
And that's, that's basically what Reddit radio is all about.
It's all about you. It's you guys.
If I don't have these stories, if I don't have y'all's little
silly little things, what would Reddit radio even be?
(35:14):
It wouldn't even be a radio. You have been listening to
Reddit radio. Catch you on the next frequency.
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