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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The regular recommended daily dose of funny is just not enough.
Thankfully we have extra funny.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
What t J and Riggins, you know almost every day.
I think we should we should rethink the title of
this segment, this little podcast, because I mean, how often
is it extra funny? You know, how often is it
actually funny? We should call it extra just it's just
(00:34):
extra material. Call it truth and advertising. Just say you know,
the name of the podcast is desperately trying to make
a dollar. Yeah, yeah, stay afloat. But then again, you know,
(00:56):
with the being funny, and I guess sometimes I don't
realize how funny we are. And when I say that,
I mean how funny I am. But don't get into
that in just a few minutes. But we got to say,
what's up to our sponsor, Omaha Steaks. What's up, Omaha Steaks?
(01:20):
We see you, We see you with your USDA certified
tender delicious steaks and burgers and seafood desserts all the like. Look,
this is a perfect gift for somebody, or it's the
perfect thing to have on hand at your house if
you're gonna be feeding a bunch of people, or it's
(01:40):
also the perfect thing to have at your house to
be just for you to selfishly hoard and use for yourself.
Whenever you need a delicious meal, you just order. Omaha
Steaks gets delivered right to your to your door, or
right to the person. You don't even have to see
someone to exchange gifts with them. That's that's it's the
beauty of it. With a lot of people. Yeah, I
(02:02):
don't even want to have to go chit chat with
them and hand them a gift. Omaha Steaks does that.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
I love that.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
In and out. Yeah, everything is great. The best burgers
I've ever had, no joke, not being hyperbolic there, I'm serious,
best burgers, best hot dogs, and the steaks are unbelievable.
And when you order by six in the evening, it
ships the same day, so you know the person's going
(02:30):
to be getting what they call the holiday magic right away.
And here's the thing, it's they're having their sizzle all
the way sale sizzle all the way because you know
what they're selling, the sizzle as well as the steak
fifty off site wide at Omaha steaks dot com. That
means all over their website. In case you didn't know,
(02:51):
sych wide means all over the website allover the dot
com as the kids call it, you know, just go
to their dot com Omaha Steaks dot com. Yeah, go
to their homepage. Yeah, and then when you use the
(03:12):
code TJ Riggins at checkout, you'll get thirty five dollars
off whatever else you've got, you know, your whole thing,
thirty five dollars off. So that's incredible. I mean, really
to get this quality of meat and food products for
that you know, special price is crazy. You got to
(03:33):
jump on this Sizzle all the Way sale fifty percent
off site wide at Omaha steaks dot com with the
code TJ Riggins at checkout to save thirty five dollars
off your order. Terms apply see site for details. Omaha
Steaks dot Com code TJ Reagans TJ Reagans. So I
(03:53):
came down from doing my show last night, you know,
from my home studio, and usually, you know, that's not o'clock.
So usually my old wife is already in the bed
and she's either in there watching TV or she was
watching TV and then she's been gone to sleep. But
(04:14):
last night she was still up downstairs and it wasn't
even Dancing with the Stars night. That's usually when she
watches that live and so it's off. I guess for
the season they had, they had their winter and all that.
So now she's just watching. You know, I say, what
show's coming on tonight that you want to watch? Because
you know, she got my shows. I'm watching my shows. Yeah,
so now she'll say, I don't even I don't think
(04:37):
anything's coming on tonight. I'll probably just watch one of
the shows I got recorded, so you know, saying it
like nothing's good on tonight. But she's got all these shows.
So anyway, I hear her talking, and I can tell
that she's talking to her sister in Louisiana. Not only
because I could hear her sister through the phone, because
(04:58):
she was on a FaceTime with the sister and the
brother in law and the two children, niece and nephew.
They're twins. But even if I couldn't hear her sister,
I would know she's talking to her sister because Jody's
her speech changes when she's talking to her sister. She
(05:19):
starts talking more like her sister. They sound a lot alike,
and they're both loud. Jody is not as loud consistently
in conversations as her sister Chris. Her sister Chris is
just a loud, boisterous woman, you know, very rough around
(05:43):
the edges, not ever going to be described as a
chrissy debutante kind of person.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
You know.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
It's almost like when they were kids, Jody got all
the attention for being a little miss prim and proper
and prissy and all that, and so for her younger
sister her to get any attention at all, she thought
she had to go the opposite. So she was she
was a hooligan. I get that. Yeah, And that's the
way she demanded attention. Negative attention, yet still attention right,
(06:12):
And all the years that I've brought that up in
family gatherings and stuff, as you know, the unlicensed therapist
that I am, nobody in the family has ever received that. Well,
you know, her parents comes there going, so God didn't
give her the right attention, so she had to act out.
(06:34):
And Jody, you were a little miss high and mighty
drove her to and then Christy, you're just a thug.
Somehow they've never found, you know, the positive of that message.
I could see how that comes across a little Yeah,
I'm drunk saying it. You know the problem is I've
(06:58):
got this so as an outside her. I wasn't there
when they were growing up, but I figured it out.
You know what your problem is. You're the problem with
this damn family, you guys. But anyway, so she's talking
to her sister and I come downstairs, and her sister
(07:19):
and I have you know, unique relationship. We love each other.
She's you know, I've always treated her like a little sister.
I never had a sister. And you know, Jody always says,
it's a good thing you and Todd never had sisters.
You to tormented her to death, well because I pick
at her a lot and all that. But the difference
(07:40):
is Jody when I'm picking at her, will get kind
of I mean, she takes it well and all that,
but at times she'll go, I just do not have
time to mess with you. Just you're about to piss
me off.
Speaker 1 (07:54):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (07:54):
Her sister just rolls with it. She doesn't care. You know.
I'll say something, you know, picking up her sister, and
she'll just say, uh humph, yeah, and then she'll just
keep talking or whatever. And I came downstairs and I
said something picking at her sister, and I said, Jody,
it's after nine o'clock. It's time for you to get
off that phone. Get your ass off that phone. Like
(08:16):
she's a kid, you know. Yeah, And Jody goes, don't
come down here cussing in front of my niece and nephew.
I said, ass, Jody, they're thirty one, they're actually freshman
in high school. Now. I think they've heard the word
ass especially Oh, I'm sorry. They live in central Louisiana
(08:38):
and they've never heard the word ass from anybody.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (08:43):
Please, it's not like you said. Yeah, their teachers are
probably cussing them out. Yeah, and they ain't babies. Well,
they're almost at driving age. Yeah, well they've heard oh yeah,
and her nephew's got you know, that lama haircut, the
(09:04):
whole thing, and yeah, he's running the chicks hold ball
of wax. Yet I'm the bad guy for, you know,
coming down and being silly. I'll be cussing. But they
always were, Christie and her husband, Chuck, they always have been,
you know, And I don't you know, my kids were little.
(09:25):
We didn't cuss in front of them or anything, and
didn't want other people cussing in front of them when
they were little. Uh, and they were I mean so
much so that a few years ago when when Jodie's
Aunte died in Indiana and we went up there for
the funeral, Chuck and the twins and I went walking around.
(09:49):
It was across the street from where the house was
where they were having the the wake and other and
we went across the street and walked around this boardwalk
that they have around the river, and we passed by.
It was two guys and a woman sitting on a
bench and they were talking. I wasn't paying attention, and
(10:12):
as we walked by, Chuck says, hey, hey, hey, And
then one of the guys says hey hey, and I
look up and Chuck has as they say in the
football now where they don't say he planted his foot,
they say he put his foot in the ground. Put
his foot in the ground, spun around and went toward
(10:34):
the guy and he goes, yeah, what did you say?
Speaker 1 (10:36):
Hey? Hey?
Speaker 2 (10:37):
Hey? What do you say? And the guy he goes,
are you cussing in front of these kids? So evidently
the guy was saying the F word loudly and Chuck
was about to beat his ass well, you know, because
Chuck was just like, hey, hey, And then the guy
smarted off to him, and then that's when Chuck just
(10:59):
pivoted and was going right back at him. And the
guy knew this. This dude in the cowboy boots, he
means business. I was like, I didn't know they could
hear me. I'm sorry, man, I'm sorry. And there were
two of them. So I'm sitting there with the kids
and I'm going, your dad's about to get my ass beat.
(11:19):
I'm not supposed to cuss in front of them.
Speaker 1 (11:23):
Hey, hey, hey.
Speaker 2 (11:25):
I'm sitting there going. Ain't nobody from Indiana gonna whoop
somebody from Louisiana. Come on now, we'll throw them some
bitches in this river be seen again. Yeah, I mean
you brought Louisiana to Indiana. You're fighting near the river.
Speaker 1 (11:40):
I mean.
Speaker 2 (11:44):
It's really been built up as a nice park with
a with a boardwalk along the waterfront. Louisiana guys coming
there and treat it like a by You you got
to cut a body to sink it. You want them
to sink, you gotta cut them open. God, everybody knows that.
(12:08):
What is the first I've heard of that? Oh, come on, Lindsay,
they didn't teach you that growing up in Concord, Louis,
North Carolina.
Speaker 1 (12:17):
They might be teaching it now. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (12:21):
Yeah. I mean if you don't cut them open, you
try to sink a body, it'll float back up everybody.
It's you gotta deflate it, basically, is what you gotta do.
You're not good with math, guys, shoes.
Speaker 1 (12:39):
This is TJ Riggins Extra Funny. Get the latest Extra
Funny episode at tjiggins dot com all meet your podcast
platforms and on YouTube. Thank you for joining us. This
is TJ and Riggins
The regular recommended daily dose of funny is just not enough.
Thankfully we have extra funny.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
What t J and Riggins, you know almost every day.
I think we should we should rethink the title of
this segment, this little podcast, because I mean, how often
is it extra funny? You know, how often is it
actually funny? We should call it extra just it's just
(00:34):
extra material. Call it truth and advertising. Just say you know,
the name of the podcast is desperately trying to make
a dollar. Yeah, yeah, stay afloat. But then again, you know,
(00:56):
with the being funny, and I guess sometimes I don't
realize how funny we are. And when I say that,
I mean how funny I am. But don't get into
that in just a few minutes. But we got to say,
what's up to our sponsor, Omaha Steaks. What's up, Omaha Steaks?
(01:20):
We see you, We see you with your USDA certified
tender delicious steaks and burgers and seafood desserts all the like. Look,
this is a perfect gift for somebody, or it's the
perfect thing to have on hand at your house if
you're gonna be feeding a bunch of people, or it's
(01:40):
also the perfect thing to have at your house to
be just for you to selfishly hoard and use for yourself.
Whenever you need a delicious meal, you just order. Omaha
Steaks gets delivered right to your to your door, or
right to the person. You don't even have to see
someone to exchange gifts with them. That's that's it's the
beauty of it. With a lot of people. Yeah, I
(02:02):
don't even want to have to go chit chat with
them and hand them a gift. Omaha Steaks does that.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
I love that.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
In and out. Yeah, everything is great. The best burgers
I've ever had, no joke, not being hyperbolic there, I'm serious,
best burgers, best hot dogs, and the steaks are unbelievable.
And when you order by six in the evening, it
ships the same day, so you know the person's going
(02:30):
to be getting what they call the holiday magic right away.
And here's the thing, it's they're having their sizzle all
the way sale sizzle all the way because you know
what they're selling, the sizzle as well as the steak
fifty off site wide at Omaha steaks dot com. That
means all over their website. In case you didn't know,
(02:51):
sych wide means all over the website allover the dot
com as the kids call it, you know, just go
to their dot com Omaha Steaks dot com. Yeah, go
to their homepage. Yeah, and then when you use the
(03:12):
code TJ Riggins at checkout, you'll get thirty five dollars
off whatever else you've got, you know, your whole thing,
thirty five dollars off. So that's incredible. I mean, really
to get this quality of meat and food products for
that you know, special price is crazy. You got to
(03:33):
jump on this Sizzle all the Way sale fifty percent
off site wide at Omaha steaks dot com with the
code TJ Riggins at checkout to save thirty five dollars
off your order. Terms apply see site for details. Omaha
Steaks dot Com code TJ Reagans TJ Reagans. So I
(03:53):
came down from doing my show last night, you know,
from my home studio, and usually, you know, that's not o'clock.
So usually my old wife is already in the bed
and she's either in there watching TV or she was
watching TV and then she's been gone to sleep. But
(04:14):
last night she was still up downstairs and it wasn't
even Dancing with the Stars night. That's usually when she
watches that live and so it's off. I guess for
the season they had, they had their winter and all that.
So now she's just watching. You know, I say, what
show's coming on tonight that you want to watch? Because
you know, she got my shows. I'm watching my shows. Yeah,
so now she'll say, I don't even I don't think
(04:37):
anything's coming on tonight. I'll probably just watch one of
the shows I got recorded, so you know, saying it
like nothing's good on tonight. But she's got all these shows.
So anyway, I hear her talking, and I can tell
that she's talking to her sister in Louisiana. Not only
because I could hear her sister through the phone, because
(04:58):
she was on a FaceTime with the sister and the
brother in law and the two children, niece and nephew.
They're twins. But even if I couldn't hear her sister,
I would know she's talking to her sister because Jody's
her speech changes when she's talking to her sister. She
(05:19):
starts talking more like her sister. They sound a lot alike,
and they're both loud. Jody is not as loud consistently
in conversations as her sister Chris. Her sister Chris is
just a loud, boisterous woman, you know, very rough around
(05:43):
the edges, not ever going to be described as a
chrissy debutante kind of person.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
You know.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
It's almost like when they were kids, Jody got all
the attention for being a little miss prim and proper
and prissy and all that, and so for her younger
sister her to get any attention at all, she thought
she had to go the opposite. So she was she
was a hooligan. I get that. Yeah, And that's the
way she demanded attention. Negative attention, yet still attention right,
(06:12):
And all the years that I've brought that up in
family gatherings and stuff, as you know, the unlicensed therapist
that I am, nobody in the family has ever received that. Well,
you know, her parents comes there going, so God didn't
give her the right attention, so she had to act out.
(06:34):
And Jody, you were a little miss high and mighty
drove her to and then Christy, you're just a thug.
Somehow they've never found, you know, the positive of that message.
I could see how that comes across a little Yeah,
I'm drunk saying it. You know the problem is I've
(06:58):
got this so as an outside her. I wasn't there
when they were growing up, but I figured it out.
You know what your problem is. You're the problem with
this damn family, you guys. But anyway, so she's talking
to her sister and I come downstairs, and her sister
(07:19):
and I have you know, unique relationship. We love each other.
She's you know, I've always treated her like a little sister.
I never had a sister. And you know, Jody always says,
it's a good thing you and Todd never had sisters.
You to tormented her to death, well because I pick
at her a lot and all that. But the difference
(07:40):
is Jody when I'm picking at her, will get kind
of I mean, she takes it well and all that,
but at times she'll go, I just do not have
time to mess with you. Just you're about to piss
me off.
Speaker 1 (07:54):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (07:54):
Her sister just rolls with it. She doesn't care. You know.
I'll say something, you know, picking up her sister, and
she'll just say, uh humph, yeah, and then she'll just
keep talking or whatever. And I came downstairs and I
said something picking at her sister, and I said, Jody,
it's after nine o'clock. It's time for you to get
off that phone. Get your ass off that phone. Like
(08:16):
she's a kid, you know. Yeah, And Jody goes, don't
come down here cussing in front of my niece and nephew.
I said, ass, Jody, they're thirty one, they're actually freshman
in high school. Now. I think they've heard the word
ass especially Oh, I'm sorry. They live in central Louisiana
(08:38):
and they've never heard the word ass from anybody.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (08:43):
Please, it's not like you said. Yeah, their teachers are
probably cussing them out. Yeah, and they ain't babies. Well,
they're almost at driving age. Yeah, well they've heard oh yeah,
and her nephew's got you know, that lama haircut, the
(09:04):
whole thing, and yeah, he's running the chicks hold ball
of wax. Yet I'm the bad guy for, you know,
coming down and being silly. I'll be cussing. But they
always were, Christie and her husband, Chuck, they always have been,
you know, And I don't you know, my kids were little.
(09:25):
We didn't cuss in front of them or anything, and
didn't want other people cussing in front of them when
they were little. Uh, and they were I mean so
much so that a few years ago when when Jodie's
Aunte died in Indiana and we went up there for
the funeral, Chuck and the twins and I went walking around.
(09:49):
It was across the street from where the house was
where they were having the the wake and other and
we went across the street and walked around this boardwalk
that they have around the river, and we passed by.
It was two guys and a woman sitting on a
bench and they were talking. I wasn't paying attention, and
(10:12):
as we walked by, Chuck says, hey, hey, hey, And
then one of the guys says hey hey, and I
look up and Chuck has as they say in the
football now where they don't say he planted his foot,
they say he put his foot in the ground. Put
his foot in the ground, spun around and went toward
(10:34):
the guy and he goes, yeah, what did you say?
Speaker 1 (10:36):
Hey? Hey?
Speaker 2 (10:37):
Hey? What do you say? And the guy he goes,
are you cussing in front of these kids? So evidently
the guy was saying the F word loudly and Chuck
was about to beat his ass well, you know, because
Chuck was just like, hey, hey, And then the guy
smarted off to him, and then that's when Chuck just
(10:59):
pivoted and was going right back at him. And the
guy knew this. This dude in the cowboy boots, he
means business. I was like, I didn't know they could
hear me. I'm sorry, man, I'm sorry. And there were
two of them. So I'm sitting there with the kids
and I'm going, your dad's about to get my ass beat.
(11:19):
I'm not supposed to cuss in front of them.
Speaker 1 (11:23):
Hey, hey, hey.
Speaker 2 (11:25):
I'm sitting there going. Ain't nobody from Indiana gonna whoop
somebody from Louisiana. Come on now, we'll throw them some
bitches in this river be seen again. Yeah, I mean
you brought Louisiana to Indiana. You're fighting near the river.
Speaker 1 (11:40):
I mean.
Speaker 2 (11:44):
It's really been built up as a nice park with
a with a boardwalk along the waterfront. Louisiana guys coming
there and treat it like a by You you got
to cut a body to sink it. You want them
to sink, you gotta cut them open. God, everybody knows that.
(12:08):
What is the first I've heard of that? Oh, come on, Lindsay,
they didn't teach you that growing up in Concord, Louis,
North Carolina.
Speaker 1 (12:17):
They might be teaching it now. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (12:21):
Yeah. I mean if you don't cut them open, you
try to sink a body, it'll float back up everybody.
It's you gotta deflate it, basically, is what you gotta do.
You're not good with math, guys, shoes.
Speaker 1 (12:39):
This is TJ Riggins Extra Funny. Get the latest Extra
Funny episode at tjiggins dot com all meet your podcast
platforms and on YouTube. Thank you for joining us. This
is TJ and Riggins
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