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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The regular recommended Daley dose of funny is just not enough.
Thankfully we have extra funny with t J and riggins Hee.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
There is no bigger fan of my cooking than my
little friend Jenny, because there's no bigger fan of food,
I think in general, than little friend Jenny. And when
she hears us doing the ads for Omaha Steaks, she'll say,
I mean, why don't you ever cook any of that
for us, meaning her and her handsome husband Michael, Why
(00:40):
don't you it's been it's been two years since we've
had And she'll just make up these numbers, like it's
been two years since you've done Omaha anything Omaha steaks
for us. Yeah, I know that's the lie, because we
do it. We do those burgers and hot dogs and
everything from Omaha Steaks at their house every momor real day,
every Fourth of July and other times throughout the summer.
(01:07):
And I know I've done the filet mignon for them
for but if I'm going to do the cooking, I
have to be at home to do cooking. Well, they
never want to be at home, Jody and little friend
Jenny and handsome husband Michael. They don't ever want to
be at home to eat a home cooked meal. They
(01:30):
want to be out be bopping and scatting all over
the place parties. You complain about not getting Omaha Steaks.
What you want me to do? You want me to
get in the back of the truck while we're driving
around and grill it.
Speaker 3 (01:42):
Not a bad idea, like a tailgate, a tailgate on
the move.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
But you do have time still to get that Omaha
Steaks order in for a gift or just for yourself,
so you can get all the Omaha Steaks stuff in
and have your friend complain that you don't cook it
for them. Everything is delicious, Like you said, those gourmet
they call them gourmet franks, but you know, from southern
(02:14):
so I would normally call them wienies, but they don't.
I mean, they don't want me calling them wienies because
there they are a few steps above weenies. So gourmet
hot dogs and burgers, all different types of meats. And
the burgers if you want, you want just the smash burgers.
(02:36):
They got that. You want the brisket in with the beef,
and I mean it's just it's gourmet stuff from Omaha Steaks,
all top of the line. US D a prime whatever
the high rating is, and then they have the side
dishes and desserts as well. We've been using Omaha Steaks
(02:57):
for years as gifts and getting them as gifts, so
it is perfect, absolutely perfect. And when you check out
at Omaha Steaks dot Com, use the code Tjriggins save
you thirty five dollars. So that's a big deal as well.
So put the order together, you know, say, if you
want this many of this kind of steak and this
many burgers and this, and you put the package together,
(03:20):
and then when you go to pay for it online,
put in TJ. Riggins and it'll knock thirty five dollars
off your order. Some restrictions apply, and you can see
the site for the details. It's somebody's complaining at me
all the time. I'm just I just don't do enough.
You know, I have not enough. You know how the
(03:41):
kids will say somebody's doing too much, Yeah, too much.
I never get accused of that. I always am just doing.
Speaker 3 (03:48):
Not enough, bare minimum.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
And you know, now that I work from home and
Jody has that little job that she does a couple
of days a week, there is a list of like
wifely things that I'm doing now since I'm the one
at home. You know, those are the days, those two
days a week she works, those are the days that
(04:14):
you know, groceries need to be bought and you know,
other little things. And I'm already doing my laundry. I
do that now, which is just the guy. I feel
like such a little bitch. Oh my god, this laundry,
we got this. We're tearing about this laundry that you're doing.
Speaker 4 (04:36):
I mean, you're really.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
I'm just kidding because I don't see the big deal
about it. Yeah, Like she always threw that up at me,
you know, like if I said saying, well, because I've
been home doing your laundry all day, yeah, I was thinking, Wow,
my laundry must be just a high labor stress situation.
I'm like, God's really not.
Speaker 3 (04:56):
My laundry takes about thirty minutes, and she's acting like
she's doing an eight hour shift.
Speaker 2 (05:01):
I don't tell her how I said that, but I
mean I just throw it all in and I used
cold water, which is fine. I mean, I'm not throwing
work clothes from the oil rig in there, right so,
because I'm worried about stuff fading on it, you know,
and all that but when I used to do laundry
(05:23):
before she came along and took it over, I separated
it out into like colors. For example, there would be
a load of blacks and grays and navies, and then
there would be a load of bright colors, and then
there'd be a load of white. So now it's just
anything that's not white. Throw it in there and go
(05:44):
with it. Yes, So then I end up because I
don't wear a whole lot of white. So a whole
load yesterday or day before yesterday, was one white long
sleeved t shirt and three pairs of white socks. That's
all I had. That that was dirty. That was white,
and you ran the cycle for that. Yeah, how am
(06:05):
I supposed to get them clean?
Speaker 4 (06:07):
It's true, wear's something else. You washed one shirt and
three pairs of socks. Yeah, that's ridiculous.
Speaker 3 (06:14):
Oh I don't think so, because I do it all
the time.
Speaker 2 (06:16):
Yeah, I gotta get it done. I wanted to wear that.
That white shirt is new. I want to wear that.
Then it needed to be washed.
Speaker 3 (06:25):
And listen, buckle up, because when you have kids, you'd
be washing one shirt with throw up on it. I mean,
like you know, all the time. So I don't know, wow, But.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
I mean, you know, and then when the do do whatever,
the alarm of the washer and dryer plays that little song.
They just go in there and take them out and
fold them, hang them up, and you know, start the
next load or whatever. Sure, but now I do when
she comes home and go, well, you've been doing all day? Well,
I've been doing laundry mostly, and I use yeah, yeah,
(07:02):
but I'm also I cook on those days. I cook
dinner on those days that she goes to her little job,
and she doesn't even know what I'm cooking or what's
for dinner until she gets home, and you know, there
it is.
Speaker 3 (07:18):
The roles are so reversed.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
Now yeah, well, I mean she just still does her
normal stuff on the other days. But sure, but I
found myself yesterday I had to go to pick up
her medicine. She had some medicine that needed to be
picked up. So that's a woman thing, a wife duty,
(07:41):
that I was doing. Men don't supposed to pick up medicine.
Speaker 3 (07:46):
Did you pick up the meds?
Speaker 2 (07:48):
And then I had to go to a different grocery
store because the grocery store I went to the other
day to get the ingredients that she needs to bake
the these cookies that she always bakes. They were out
of the one thing, the main thing, which is the
heath bar chips, the little crumble heath bars. Yes, and
(08:10):
so that was on the list. I had to go
to a different grocery store to get those. And also
on my list is to go get a gift for
somebody that's coming, you know, don't forget you know which
normally she would be handling.
Speaker 3 (08:27):
Just h you're doing too much.
Speaker 2 (08:30):
I know I'm doing way too much.
Speaker 4 (08:33):
Way so is she doing well? You're obviously doing more.
But should she just be doing more? You know what
I'm saying? Like, should she still be doing all those
regular errands that you're running now?
Speaker 2 (08:47):
No, I don't mind doing them, as a matter of fact,
I'm happy to do them. I just I just would
like a little less less criticism, Riggins.
Speaker 3 (09:00):
That's all you want, just.
Speaker 2 (09:02):
To a sign of appreciation for all I do in
this house. Get Wow, what a revelation.
Speaker 3 (09:14):
I love it? Do you? Yeah? I mean I like
how now he's doing some things that she did because
she's got a little part time job. You know.
Speaker 2 (09:23):
It's just yeah, and the whole thing before with her
doing everything in the house. So because this was her job,
she was to stay at home mom. Well, now if
she's working, then I'm want to help with stuff absolutely
as long as i'm you know, I'm here, meaning this woman,
meaning on this earth, which I don't think I'm long for.
But well I have my last you know, a few
(09:46):
months left here. I'll do whatever to help. But it's
always that, you know, I just I just want to
be appreciated, my goodness. Yeah. You know there's something that
wives say to husbands all the time that husbands never
say to wives, and it is this, Uh, you know
(10:09):
what you could do that would really help me?
Speaker 3 (10:12):
Yeah? See it every day?
Speaker 2 (10:16):
How often has he said it to you?
Speaker 3 (10:19):
Never?
Speaker 2 (10:19):
Ever?
Speaker 3 (10:20):
Yeah? Never, Lindsey.
Speaker 2 (10:24):
You know what you could do that like really help me?
Speaker 4 (10:26):
Babe?
Speaker 2 (10:27):
Shut the hell up?
Speaker 3 (10:29):
Sometimes?
Speaker 2 (10:30):
Honestly, Hey, yeah, bitching all the time.
Speaker 3 (10:35):
Well now that's probably accurate, but you know what the difference.
Speaker 2 (10:41):
Do you know what the difference between a woman bitching
and a dog barking on the front porch? If you
let the dog in, he'll stop barking.
Speaker 3 (10:56):
Plastic I've actually never heard that.
Speaker 4 (10:59):
I don't think I hold it right, No, it makes
sense at the point I would love to be a
fly on that wall when Lindsay's bitching, when she's really
ripping into him, I would love to hear what that
sounds like.
Speaker 3 (11:10):
It doesn't It honestly doesn't happen. And we don't talk
like that because now the kids understand, yeah, and they're
always there. Yeah, when there were babies, I could say whatever.
Speaker 2 (11:22):
It would probably be better riggins, just to be able to
see the expressions and the body language. Yeah, that would
be the bitching, the nonverbal bitching. Yeah, you know, Jodie's
always a.
Speaker 3 (11:40):
Yeah. And you know when you realize that you've done
something wrong. Is the first time that Delilah said bomb,
stop being mean to dad? It took me. I was
like never again, Yeah, because that wasn't really that. I
might have said, like, okay, Kyle, like what whatever you know?
(12:01):
Don't you mean to dad? Okay, dagger to the heart.
I'm not going to do that.
Speaker 2 (12:05):
Yeah, that's cool in front.
Speaker 3 (12:10):
Of them, in front of them, in front of You're.
Speaker 2 (12:12):
Going to continue being mean to him? Sure, for no reason?
Speaker 3 (12:15):
Take him to school.
Speaker 2 (12:16):
And I got side of my system. I've been holding
back while those cheering were here, big ears were here, yeah.
Women and my family always go hey, hey, hey, you
got big ears over here?
Speaker 3 (12:34):
Yeah, like what.
Speaker 2 (12:36):
Give him a duplex? Yeah his ears aren't big, Yeah
big ears.
Speaker 3 (12:42):
Both of my kid's ears are bigger than mine.
Speaker 2 (12:44):
Though, well that's because yours are abnormally small. Yours look
like cartoon hippo ears.
Speaker 1 (12:59):
Teaching Riggins Extra Funny. Get the latest Extra Funny episode
at tjiggins dot com, all major podcast platforms, and on YouTube.
Thank you for joining us. This is TJ and Riggins
The regular recommended Daley dose of funny is just not enough.
Thankfully we have extra funny with t J and riggins Hee.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
There is no bigger fan of my cooking than my
little friend Jenny, because there's no bigger fan of food,
I think in general, than little friend Jenny. And when
she hears us doing the ads for Omaha Steaks, she'll say,
I mean, why don't you ever cook any of that
for us, meaning her and her handsome husband Michael, Why
(00:40):
don't you it's been it's been two years since we've
had And she'll just make up these numbers, like it's
been two years since you've done Omaha anything Omaha steaks
for us. Yeah, I know that's the lie, because we
do it. We do those burgers and hot dogs and
everything from Omaha Steaks at their house every momor real day,
every Fourth of July and other times throughout the summer.
(01:07):
And I know I've done the filet mignon for them
for but if I'm going to do the cooking, I
have to be at home to do cooking. Well, they
never want to be at home, Jody and little friend
Jenny and handsome husband Michael. They don't ever want to
be at home to eat a home cooked meal. They
(01:30):
want to be out be bopping and scatting all over
the place parties. You complain about not getting Omaha Steaks.
What you want me to do? You want me to
get in the back of the truck while we're driving
around and grill it.
Speaker 3 (01:42):
Not a bad idea, like a tailgate, a tailgate on
the move.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
But you do have time still to get that Omaha
Steaks order in for a gift or just for yourself,
so you can get all the Omaha Steaks stuff in
and have your friend complain that you don't cook it
for them. Everything is delicious, Like you said, those gourmet
they call them gourmet franks, but you know, from southern
(02:14):
so I would normally call them wienies, but they don't.
I mean, they don't want me calling them wienies because
there they are a few steps above weenies. So gourmet
hot dogs and burgers, all different types of meats. And
the burgers if you want, you want just the smash burgers.
(02:36):
They got that. You want the brisket in with the beef,
and I mean it's just it's gourmet stuff from Omaha Steaks,
all top of the line. US D a prime whatever
the high rating is, and then they have the side
dishes and desserts as well. We've been using Omaha Steaks
(02:57):
for years as gifts and getting them as gifts, so
it is perfect, absolutely perfect. And when you check out
at Omaha Steaks dot Com, use the code Tjriggins save
you thirty five dollars. So that's a big deal as well.
So put the order together, you know, say, if you
want this many of this kind of steak and this
many burgers and this, and you put the package together,
(03:20):
and then when you go to pay for it online,
put in TJ. Riggins and it'll knock thirty five dollars
off your order. Some restrictions apply, and you can see
the site for the details. It's somebody's complaining at me
all the time. I'm just I just don't do enough.
You know, I have not enough. You know how the
(03:41):
kids will say somebody's doing too much, Yeah, too much.
I never get accused of that. I always am just doing.
Speaker 3 (03:48):
Not enough, bare minimum.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
And you know, now that I work from home and
Jody has that little job that she does a couple
of days a week, there is a list of like
wifely things that I'm doing now since I'm the one
at home. You know, those are the days, those two
days a week she works, those are the days that
(04:14):
you know, groceries need to be bought and you know,
other little things. And I'm already doing my laundry. I
do that now, which is just the guy. I feel
like such a little bitch. Oh my god, this laundry,
we got this. We're tearing about this laundry that you're doing.
Speaker 4 (04:36):
I mean, you're really.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
I'm just kidding because I don't see the big deal
about it. Yeah, Like she always threw that up at me,
you know, like if I said saying, well, because I've
been home doing your laundry all day, yeah, I was thinking, Wow,
my laundry must be just a high labor stress situation.
I'm like, God's really not.
Speaker 3 (04:56):
My laundry takes about thirty minutes, and she's acting like
she's doing an eight hour shift.
Speaker 2 (05:01):
I don't tell her how I said that, but I
mean I just throw it all in and I used
cold water, which is fine. I mean, I'm not throwing
work clothes from the oil rig in there, right so,
because I'm worried about stuff fading on it, you know,
and all that but when I used to do laundry
(05:23):
before she came along and took it over, I separated
it out into like colors. For example, there would be
a load of blacks and grays and navies, and then
there would be a load of bright colors, and then
there'd be a load of white. So now it's just
anything that's not white. Throw it in there and go
(05:44):
with it. Yes, So then I end up because I
don't wear a whole lot of white. So a whole
load yesterday or day before yesterday, was one white long
sleeved t shirt and three pairs of white socks. That's
all I had. That that was dirty. That was white,
and you ran the cycle for that. Yeah, how am
(06:05):
I supposed to get them clean?
Speaker 4 (06:07):
It's true, wear's something else. You washed one shirt and
three pairs of socks. Yeah, that's ridiculous.
Speaker 3 (06:14):
Oh I don't think so, because I do it all
the time.
Speaker 2 (06:16):
Yeah, I gotta get it done. I wanted to wear that.
That white shirt is new. I want to wear that.
Then it needed to be washed.
Speaker 3 (06:25):
And listen, buckle up, because when you have kids, you'd
be washing one shirt with throw up on it. I mean,
like you know, all the time. So I don't know, wow, But.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
I mean, you know, and then when the do do whatever,
the alarm of the washer and dryer plays that little song.
They just go in there and take them out and
fold them, hang them up, and you know, start the
next load or whatever. Sure, but now I do when
she comes home and go, well, you've been doing all day? Well,
I've been doing laundry mostly, and I use yeah, yeah,
(07:02):
but I'm also I cook on those days. I cook
dinner on those days that she goes to her little job,
and she doesn't even know what I'm cooking or what's
for dinner until she gets home, and you know, there
it is.
Speaker 3 (07:18):
The roles are so reversed.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
Now yeah, well, I mean she just still does her
normal stuff on the other days. But sure, but I
found myself yesterday I had to go to pick up
her medicine. She had some medicine that needed to be
picked up. So that's a woman thing, a wife duty,
(07:41):
that I was doing. Men don't supposed to pick up medicine.
Speaker 3 (07:46):
Did you pick up the meds?
Speaker 2 (07:48):
And then I had to go to a different grocery
store because the grocery store I went to the other
day to get the ingredients that she needs to bake
the these cookies that she always bakes. They were out
of the one thing, the main thing, which is the
heath bar chips, the little crumble heath bars. Yes, and
(08:10):
so that was on the list. I had to go
to a different grocery store to get those. And also
on my list is to go get a gift for
somebody that's coming, you know, don't forget you know which
normally she would be handling.
Speaker 3 (08:27):
Just h you're doing too much.
Speaker 2 (08:30):
I know I'm doing way too much.
Speaker 4 (08:33):
Way so is she doing well? You're obviously doing more.
But should she just be doing more? You know what
I'm saying? Like, should she still be doing all those
regular errands that you're running now?
Speaker 2 (08:47):
No, I don't mind doing them, as a matter of fact,
I'm happy to do them. I just I just would
like a little less less criticism, Riggins.
Speaker 3 (09:00):
That's all you want, just.
Speaker 2 (09:02):
To a sign of appreciation for all I do in
this house. Get Wow, what a revelation.
Speaker 3 (09:14):
I love it? Do you? Yeah? I mean I like
how now he's doing some things that she did because
she's got a little part time job. You know.
Speaker 2 (09:23):
It's just yeah, and the whole thing before with her
doing everything in the house. So because this was her job,
she was to stay at home mom. Well, now if
she's working, then I'm want to help with stuff absolutely
as long as i'm you know, I'm here, meaning this woman,
meaning on this earth, which I don't think I'm long for.
But well I have my last you know, a few
(09:46):
months left here. I'll do whatever to help. But it's
always that, you know, I just I just want to
be appreciated, my goodness. Yeah. You know there's something that
wives say to husbands all the time that husbands never
say to wives, and it is this, Uh, you know
(10:09):
what you could do that would really help me?
Speaker 3 (10:12):
Yeah? See it every day?
Speaker 2 (10:16):
How often has he said it to you?
Speaker 3 (10:19):
Never?
Speaker 2 (10:19):
Ever?
Speaker 3 (10:20):
Yeah? Never, Lindsey.
Speaker 2 (10:24):
You know what you could do that like really help me?
Speaker 4 (10:26):
Babe?
Speaker 2 (10:27):
Shut the hell up?
Speaker 3 (10:29):
Sometimes?
Speaker 2 (10:30):
Honestly, Hey, yeah, bitching all the time.
Speaker 3 (10:35):
Well now that's probably accurate, but you know what the difference.
Speaker 2 (10:41):
Do you know what the difference between a woman bitching
and a dog barking on the front porch? If you
let the dog in, he'll stop barking.
Speaker 3 (10:56):
Plastic I've actually never heard that.
Speaker 4 (10:59):
I don't think I hold it right, No, it makes
sense at the point I would love to be a
fly on that wall when Lindsay's bitching, when she's really
ripping into him, I would love to hear what that
sounds like.
Speaker 3 (11:10):
It doesn't It honestly doesn't happen. And we don't talk
like that because now the kids understand, yeah, and they're
always there. Yeah, when there were babies, I could say whatever.
Speaker 2 (11:22):
It would probably be better riggins, just to be able to
see the expressions and the body language. Yeah, that would
be the bitching, the nonverbal bitching. Yeah, you know, Jodie's
always a.
Speaker 3 (11:40):
Yeah. And you know when you realize that you've done
something wrong. Is the first time that Delilah said bomb,
stop being mean to dad? It took me. I was
like never again, Yeah, because that wasn't really that. I
might have said, like, okay, Kyle, like what whatever you know?
(12:01):
Don't you mean to dad? Okay, dagger to the heart.
I'm not going to do that.
Speaker 2 (12:05):
Yeah, that's cool in front.
Speaker 3 (12:10):
Of them, in front of them, in front of You're.
Speaker 2 (12:12):
Going to continue being mean to him? Sure, for no reason?
Speaker 3 (12:15):
Take him to school.
Speaker 2 (12:16):
And I got side of my system. I've been holding
back while those cheering were here, big ears were here, yeah.
Women and my family always go hey, hey, hey, you
got big ears over here?
Speaker 3 (12:34):
Yeah, like what.
Speaker 2 (12:36):
Give him a duplex? Yeah his ears aren't big, Yeah
big ears.
Speaker 3 (12:42):
Both of my kid's ears are bigger than mine.
Speaker 2 (12:44):
Though, well that's because yours are abnormally small. Yours look
like cartoon hippo ears.
Speaker 1 (12:59):
Teaching Riggins Extra Funny. Get the latest Extra Funny episode
at tjiggins dot com, all major podcast platforms, and on YouTube.
Thank you for joining us. This is TJ and Riggins
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