Tom Kelly Show
“Get Back To The Fun” . . . Tom Kelly is a stand-up comedian who has worked with almost every celebrity imaginable. He’s a man of a certain age asking deep questions while also sharing unsolicited opinions about news and world events. He refuses to niche down. He’s on a quest to be real. But the reality is he’s also learned, it’s time to be silly, loosen up and get “Back To The Fun.”
Episodes
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Tom Kelly is a "celebrity judge" at Grill Hampton for Dan's Taste Long Island by Dan's Papers in East Hampton, Long Island New York. While complaining about not having a hotel room, Tom runs into Food Network star celebrity chef Michael Symon, Long Island foodies, BBQ champions, and a DJ Chef a DJ who brings the beats and eats. Expect awkward encounters, hilarious food judging, and a Chris Pine lookalike.
Tom Kelly and Steve Burger ride to the Green Acres Mall to film a video. While on the way, they discuss 1) Green Acre Mall is it a dive or does it just suffer from old stereotypes from crimes long since past? 2) Chat GPT's stereotypes of South Shore Long Island men . . . which are accurate. Which are not? Take a ride through Valley Stream and history!
Feeling stuck between heartbreak, taxes, and Fourth of July fireworks? You’re not alone. In this brutally honest, hilariously ranty “manifesto edition” of The Tom Kelly Show, Tom vents from the car—unfiltered, raw, and maybe a little unhinged (but in a charming way). From missed connections to canceled gigs, parking ticke...
Tom Kelly is joined by his high school friend Daniela Anastasio for a hilarious and deeply relatable conversation that covers everything from waxed wooden floors and awkward Instagram attention to childhood memories, cancel culture, and the glamorous but weird truth about life on Long Island. The duo dives into hot takes on the Hamptons, explores the Merman Era of Tom’s life, and discusses how confidence (even in your weirdest body...
Tom travels to Jenkintown, Pennsylvania, to visit friend and fellow reinvention expert Brian Balthazar — former HGTV executive, Today Show producer, stand-up comic, and co-host of Human vs. Hamster on Max.
They talk about launching Kathie Lee & Hoda, Br...
Tom makes an appearance on the Elvis Duran Show hosting the "Topic Train". Thought I'd give a little exclusive clip to my "audio listener" friends.
Welcome to The Tom Kelly Show — where midlife reinvention meets Long Island sarcasm. Tom is joined by his hilarious high school friend from Long Island Lutheran High School, fashion executive Daniela Anastasio, and things get real (and ridiculous) fast. They’re talking: 👉 Ozempic: Is it making people hot, boring... or unfaithful? 👉 Long Island hot takes: North Shore vs. South Shore girls 👉 And yes... Tom might be afraid of South...
Fresh Fizz soda is made in Oceanside, Long Island . . . and fumbles through a commercial from them. - He also shares how he went viral on Instagram and TikTok with a Juneteenth Soup joke. He talks about his new obsession with Long Island's TriCounty Flea Market. Plus inspired by Jana Angel . . . our new mascot: Starboots.
Verizon’s customer service is so bad, Tom Kelly suspects it’s secretly run by Mint Mobile. Joined by the brilliantly dry Steve Burger at Roosevelt Field — the last thriving mall on Long Island — Tom unloads about tech drama, AI sabotage, exploding boba, and content creation chaos. Yes, we talk Teslas. Yes, Tom has GPS trust issues. Yes, we buy mangoes in traffic.
Tom Kelly has been a man in professional and mid life crisis since the pandemic hit five years ago—and he's been trying to make sense of the world ever since. In this heartfelt and funny episode, Tom shares a personal story about why he trusts psychic medium Winter Brook Ryan. Based in Northport, Long Island, Winter Brook explains what it really means to be a psychic medium and why she left behind a career as a lawyer to pursue her...
Comedian Olga Namer joins Tom Kelly for a wildly funny and disarmingly honest episode of The Tom Kelly Show. They dive into Long Island nightlife, Jewish family expectations, dating disasters, TikTok comedians, and the shame of wearing a Breathe Right strip in bed. The edibles are in full effect, but so is the heart. Comedy, chaos, and a crash course in boiling the perfect egg—this one has it all.
Chanel Omari – comedian, podcast host (Chanel in the City on iHeartRadio), and breakout star of Bravo’s Princesses of Long Island - shares she changed phone numbers and a 9 year old got her phone number. Now her old contacts, celebrities, Real Housewives from Bravo and maybe even Andy Cohen himself might be texting with a 9 year old (thinking it is Chanel). Tom shares his encounter texting with the 9 Year Old who has Chanel's old p...
Comedian Olga Namer pops into the New York studio—and pops an edible—for a hilarious, honest, and surprisingly deep conversation. From growing up Orthodox Jewish in Brooklyn to smoking weed (kind of) with Owen Wilson, Olga dishes on life, love, ChatGPT therapy, and being just high enough to spill it all. Tom and Olga explore:
Anxiety and edibles
Why comedians outsource their self-worth
What it means to grow up modern Orthodox
The ...
A week ago, Tom Kelly made a joke about asking President Donald Trump to Save the Massapequa Chief. A week ago, Tom Kelly made a joke about asking President Donald Trump to Save the Massapequa Chief. Tom promised to deliver 100 All American Hamburgers if President Trump saved the Massapequa Chief. Now reality is mimicking comedy . . .
This week, President Trump is in the White House with Fox News’s Brian Kilmeade making it happen. ...
Tom and his buddy Steve hit the road to revisit classic Long Island spots like the now-closed Baldwin Coach Diner, Merrick's infamous No Tell Motel (a.k.a. the Short Stay hotel), and the bittersweet farewell at the Massapequa Soccer Shop.
🎙️ Sponsored by Auto Spa, Williston Park 🚘 Fast oil changes. Faster laughs. Comedian Tom Kelly hosts The Tom Kelly Show live from Auto Spa in Williston Park, Long Island, with guest Fat Jay, the ultimate Long Island comic. In this hilarious episode, they attempt to record an entire podcast during an oil change—with jokes, stories, and massages all packed into one chaotic, fast-paced, real-time comedy moment.
Tom Kelly kicks off a brand-new concept: interview a guest while their car gets an oil change in 10 minutes or less at Auto Spa in Williston Park, Long Island. Today’s guest? Comedian, lawyer, and mom-of-two Carla Oakerson, here to talk comedy, kids, dating disasters, and defending Tom’s honor on Facebook’s Are We Dating The Same Guy Long Island?
Carla Oakerson On Instagram: Carlaoakerson
Autospa of Williston Part: AutoSpaWillis
<...Step inside the imaginative world of sculptor and mosaic artist Kevin Champeny, known for creating thousands of tiny hand-cast urethane objects and transforming them into large-scale, mesmerizing works of art. From life size gummy bear sculptures to Donald Trump portraits made of middle fingers, Kevin’s art blurs the line between chaos and order, realism and abstraction. What starts as a joke about a giant gummy bear turns into the...
Is Levittown, Long Island Weird? Tom Kelly and guest Steve Burger discuss the movie Levittown documentary Wonderwall. What's the difference between Facebook hatemail and Instagram hatemail? Tom finds a Syosset High School Diploma and a teenage girl's diary on a street corner in New York City. Plus: A few memories of the Sunrise Mall in Massapequa and why one video about Rose's Pizza in Penn Station went viral on TikTok.
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