Tom, Mike, and Amber Save the Multiverse

What looks go well with lack of neck?

Topics include: Big Ed from 90 Day Fiance is The Amazing Pud; Augmented Reality and Virtual Reality are still kinda bullshit; Tom undergoes a 36 hour fast; sports cards; Mario; Ralph Skywalker; never take Jesus to a waterpark; what Gen X will be like as elderly people; 

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Tom changes his name. Mike brings very little to the table this week.

Topics include: grocery store nazi; the afterlife; Tom invents a game to make mealtime for fun for his niece; very expensive breadsticks; a sad cheat meal; Tom's workout routine; why Tom likes to be called Coyote; Mike makes a move toward career satisfaction 

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Nobody says no to George.

Topics include: being drunk is illegal in heaven; Mike thinks dermatologists are weird; lidocaine allergies and emergency toilet laundry; posture pals; healthy = happy; the Real Jesus; letting go of shit; Mike might be a werewolf; South Park; Mike sees no difference between REO Speedwagon and REM; Star Wars movies and merch; fetishes; AI generated images; vanity sizing; ordering food versus going to pick i...

Have an inane question?  Ask ChatGPT!

Topics include: do liquids have texture? (no, they do not); do farts propel poop? (yes, they do!); what does urine taste like?; Pink Floyd's Dark Side of the Moon; Tom recieves Chick Tracts from some random stranger via postal mail; Jehovah's Witnesses; childhood friends; Mike performs first aid on a man attacked by a succubus; disappearing eyebrows; AIDS; Spotify; 

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With prices like these, we'll do anything for some eggs!  ANYTHING.

Topics include: Mike enjoys a snack before the podcast; unnecessary smart devices; eating veggies; videos games; streaming media versus physical media; the cybertruck; the price of eggs; fucking big huge dogs; meth gators; Larry King's many marriages; sunglass fashion; urinal mistakes; a COVID retrospective

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It's the five year anniversary of our podcast!  Join us as we do almost nothing to celebrate this.

Topics include: who makes the the best chocolate?; biting down on coins; why you can't straight up punch a motherfucker anymore; jackass radar; standup comedy; we actually talk about the history of the podcast; eggs and other food; scrote cups; eating bugs; Mike Patton; Happy Gilmore 2; Tom accidentally buys a McDonald's uniform; hash...

Riiiiiight on it.

Topics include: YouTube thinks Tom is a femboy; piss troughs; Japan; Choose Your Own Adventure books; Mike stands up for the dignity of gay people; beer tiers; Mex-Italian fusion cuisine; getting ready for the podcast's five year anniversary; could you handle three days of uninterrupted hiccuping?; scrotumatronics

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I FOUND THE MEATLOAF!

Topics include: hole in the magnetosphere and the coming pole shift; Mike does not own the prerequisite pants to become the Incredible Hulk; get those shoes signed!; Tom performs a dissertation on Mike's farts; Elevator Game; Tom's army of child super soldiers; what mural would you paint on your house?; what kind of cat are Tom, Mike, and Amber as a collective?; a tasteless, hilarious joke; Mike's new air frye...

That thing about the snapping turtles is totally true, BTW.

Topics include: standup comedy; Watching Amy Shumer Until I Laugh; the Hawk Tuah girl is suing people for no reason; Rachael Gunn; degloving your penis; cheese commercials about adult illiteracy; Gwar; Jim Morrison died of snapping turtles; things become heated leading up to and including Song of the Week; Charles Manson; ASMR (Sneaker Sex); Brandon is bootycalled or somet...

It was a cough, I tell you!

Topics include: Mike gets really high; Gemini AI goes insane and tells a user to die; our dystopian present and future; vajankles; Reese's Peanut Butter Cunt; Hershey's Chocolate World; what's up with kids running the air conditioning in the dead of winter?; fake it until you do not make it; gingers

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Take your little milk and cookies and get the fuck out of here!

Topics include: the Slap Heard 'Round the World; craft candy; various December holidays in 2024; new traditions; put the 'mas; back in Christmas; double butts; Tom bastardizes Christianity again; terrible holiday songs; gift giving, receiving, and insufferable spoiled brats; I'm buying pantyhose for ME!; Kurt Cobain's massive cockarms; lovely foreign insults; Richard P...

Put on the Meat Suit and deal with it.

Topics include: Tom's Philadelphia doppelganger; a truly unique band shirt; Wesley Willis and his headbump bruise; eating Play Doh; Mike Tyson vs. Jake Paul; could you cut your own head off with a chainsaw?; This Old House; evolution and why it doesn't happen in a hundred years; The Meat Suit

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Gather 'round folks, and I will sing you the song of my peop - OOH, BUTTERFLY, BUTTERFLY!!!

Topics include: Ghost in the Alexa; Jodi Arias; the human race is doomed; Tom's old comic book; Mike reviews the Wendy's Crabby Patty Meal; Indian food; weird band names; tech support; engagement rings; Mike's Tech Tips; Mike is lucky he doesn't get beaten up more often; bicyclists; BMX; ADD; conversion vans

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Sorry, no video again this week!  Audio-only listeners won't notice a difference, but the YouTube viewers will.  We'll be back to normal next episode.  On the plus side, this is a really funny episode.

Topics include: Tom has a dream about urethral sounding; Tom says "yeah" a lot; Helen Keller; The Greatest American Hero; Vantablack BMWs?; Jesus "Gets" Us; Garfield is dead; AI is creepy and weird and scary; Bro My God!; snorting cu...

It's that time again!  Time to get SpOoOoOky!

Topics include: Tom's headphones go missing, and then mysteriously reappear; Mike is accosted by an old man because of his shirt; litterboxes in classrooms?; conservatives; what if you get attacked by a Dracula?; movies; phobias; the "Marinara Trench"; is "filmically" a word?; last meals of death row inmates

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I basically put a red pepper flake in my eye during this episode, and it really, really hurt.

Topics include: Guy Fieri; half-assed dopplegangers; time travel; celebrity impersonators; Truth.com ads; dogs; Justin Beiber confronts rude fans; F.A.T.A.L.; mental illness; pepper spray; being out of shape

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