Top Dad

Top Dad

Welcome to Top Dad, where two Midwestern dads tackle the highs, lows, and hilarious moments of dad life. We make bad jokes, talk about the everyday chaos of parenting in today’s world, and do our best to hold on to what’s left of our sanity. New episodes drop every week! Tune in every week to our podcast, or visit topdadpod.com on how to contact the Top Dads!. Come for the laughs, stay for the real talk about fatherhood.

Episodes

February 4, 2025 43 mins

“Top Dad 208: Jock Straps, Sick Days & Grandparent Shenanigans”

This week on Top Dad, we tackle the real struggles of dad life:

🥶 The family flu-pocalypse—how to survive when everyone is sick (including you).👟 Air Force Ones… for kids?! Are we raising sneakerheads or just going broke?
🩲 The new jock strap—because some dad trends are too weird.
🎓 Taking the kids to your alma mater—reliving the glory days
🛫 Nerds o...

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Episode 207: Den Leader Duties, Pinewood Races, and Dad Style Debates”

This week on theTop Dad Podcast: Top Dad Ken finds himself in his new role as Den Leader—because if scouting needs anything, it’s more dad jokes! 🧢✨ We also gear up for the legendary Pinewood Derby. Will the cars be fast, or fall apart in style? 🏎️

Then, it’s time to settle the ultimate tool debate: Craftsman, DeWalt, Milwaukee or Ryobi? Does the brand...

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“Top Dad 206: TikTok, 80s Movies, and Cayman Island Escapes”

This week on Top Dad, we uncover the “joys” of parenting during winter break—because nothing says relaxation like refereeing sibling battles and cleaning up glitter!

In this fun-filled episode of Top Dad, we cover:
📱 Why TikTok might be the secret weapon for dads!
🎥 The ultimate 80s movie watchlist to survive winter break.
🥞 A deep dive in...

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January 9, 2025 62 mins

Top Dad Podcast Episode 205: 
Good Bye 2024: High School Memories, Holiday Hijinks, and Dad-Style Secrets

This week on Top Dad, the dads dive into a mix of nostalgic debates, middle age shopping with a side of New Year's plans, and some holiday fun! 🎙️✨

🇫🇷🇪🇸 French vs. Spanish in high school—did we learn anything useful?
📅 Top Dad Matt tackles the ultimate dad challenge: What day of the week is it?
🎄 Christmas...

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December 18, 2024 54 mins

Episode 204: The Christmas Show

The Top Dad Podcast is bringing holiday cheer! 🎄✨ Join the Top Dads as they dive into:

🎥 Why The Goonies being rated PG still blows our minds (seriously, 80s?).

🎃🍾 The holiday season marathon from Halloween to New Year’s Eve—how do parents survive it?

🎅 Elf on the Shelf etiquette: don’t ruin it for other parents!

🎁 A sprinkle of Christmas magic and a sneak peek at what the Top Dads really want under...

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December 12, 2024 49 mins

Episode 2023: “Bears, 80s Cartoons, and Turkey Day Tales”

In this jam-packed episode of the Top Dad Podcast, the dads tackle the tough question: Why are the Chicago Bears so bad? Plus, a nostalgic dive into our favorite 80s cartoons, a hilarious Thanksgiving Day recap, and the return of those mischievous Elves on the Shelves. Don’t miss the bonus content where we reveal the #1 Top Dad Joke of Thanksgiving!

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In this gobble-tastic episode of the Top Dad Podcast, we’re serving up a platter of Thanksgiving goodness! 🍗🍁 Whether you’re hosting, mooching, or just dodging in-laws, we’ve got you covered with:

Thanksgiving Tips from the Top Dads—from avoiding family drama to sneaking the last crescent roll.

Black Friday Shenanigans—the art of dodging elbows and scoring deals while half-asleep.

The Top 5 Thanksgiving Pies and Sides—warning: ma...

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Episode 201: “Winter Woes, Thanksgiving To-Dos, and Bougie Dad Getaways”

In this frosty episode of The Top DAD Podcast, we dive headfirst into the challenges and quirks of Midwest winters—from battling malfunctioning furnaces to defrosting your car for the millionth time. 🥶 Next, we shift gears to Thanksgiving prep—sharing tips, tricks, and the occasional kitchen disaster to help you survive the ultimate dad holiday. 🍗🍁

But that’s...

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November 16, 2024 46 mins

Episode 200: Dicks, Pizza, and Book IT—Celebrating 200 Episodes of Dad Life

In this milestone episode, we dive into the hilarious and heartwarming quirks of parenting and dad life. First up, the endless joy kids get from “innocently” saying words that almost sound like swearing (looking at you, Dick’s Sporting Goods). Then, we rave over our love for NYC pizza, reveal the ultimate secrets for reheating leftovers, and take a nostalgic...

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Episode 199: Drawing Inspiration: an Interview with Forrest Dickison, Author of Crispin’s Rainy Day

In this episode, we sit down with Forrest Dickison—illustrator, artist, and now author of the delightful new children’s book, Crispin’s Rainy Day. Forrest shares his journey from illustrator to author, and we dive into his creative process, his inspirations, and the magic of storytelling for kids.

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Episode 198: Building Core Memories 80’s Style 🔙⏰

Great Scott! It’s Back to the Future Day, and we’re diving into the time-traveling DeLorean to relive our favorite 80s moments. In this episode, we’re talking about the highs and lows of flying solo as a dad, bonding with our kids over classic 80s movies (yes, Uncle Buck is required viewing), and why music makes everything better—even epic bedtime battles of good vs evil.

Plus, we di...

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October 22, 2024 50 mins

Episode 197: Chicken Salad, Cosmic Fries, and the Ultimate Dad-Approved Food!

In this deliciously fun episode of the Top Dad Podcast, we’re dishing on our recent trips to some seriously cool restaurants—like CosMc's, where the fries are out of this world 🚀, and Chicken Salad Chick 🐥, where yes, dads can enjoy chicken salad and still maintain our manly image. Food is the glue that holds families together (or maybe that’s just ...

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October 18, 2024 37 mins

“Trunk or Treat, 5th Grade Farewells & Dude Perfect: Top Dad’s Guide to Crushing Dad Life”

In this episode of Top Dad, we dive into all things dad as we tackle the fall favorite—Trunk or Treat—and give our hot takes on how to dominate the candy distribution game. Next, we relive the emotional rollercoaster of 5th Grade Going Away Parties (yes, it’s a thing now) as our little ones gear up to leave elementary school.

We also discus...

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Episode 195:“Dad Swears &Hardware Showdowns: The Ultimate Dad Debate”

In this jam-packed episode of Top Dad, we tackle some of the biggest debates in dad life:

A Dad’s Guide to Swearing: When is it okay to swear around the kids, and how do we teach them about it? When is it ok to let your kids swear???!

Meijer Review: The lesser-known step-cousin of Target and Walmart—where does it rank in your dad shopping routine?

Lowe’s vs. H...

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September 24, 2024 51 mins

Episode 194: Errands, IKEA, & Dads Getting Stuff Done Like a Boss

Dads, it’s time to roll up your sleeves and tackle that to-do list! In this episode of the Top Dad Podcast, we’re talking all things “Dad Errands”—from navigating the maze that is IKEA to piecing together flat-packed furniture without losing your cool. Plus, we’re embracing our inner homemaker with a trip to Joanne Fabrics, because who says dads can’t pi...

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September 16, 2024 54 mins

Episode 193: Surviving Heat Waves and Bug Bites—The Dad's Guide to Summer Struggles

Summer isn’t all BBQs and pool parties—sometimes it’s heat waves that melt your will to live and bug bites that turn your kids into human pin cushions! In this episode of the Top Dad Podcast, we’re tackling the not-so-fun parts of summer: how to survive those blistering heat waves without losing your cool and dealing with the endless barrage of ...

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Episode 192: The Dad Awakening—Realizing You’re Not in Your Twenties Anymore

Dads, it’s time for a reality check—you're not 21 anymore, and your back probably reminded you of that this morning! In this episode of the Top Dad Podcast, we're diving into the bittersweet realization that we’re not as young as we used to be. From creaky joints to realizing you’ve become the guy who complains about loud music, we’re here to help...

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Episode 191: Back to School Blues & The Great Sidewalk Debate: A Dad’s Guide to the Returning your Children to School. 

School’s in session, and so is a whole new set of challenges for dads everywhere! In this episode of the Top Dad Podcast, we’re diving into how to mentally prepare for the big back-to-school shift in family dynamics. From the chaos of getting everyone out the door on time to finding peace amidst the n...

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August 8, 2024 53 mins

🎙️ Episode 190: The End is Near—of Summer, That Is! Pre-Back to School Survival Guide for Dads

As summer starts packing its bags and the school year creeps closer, it's time to shift gears from poolside lounging to homework helpin'. In this episode of the Top Dad Podcast, we’re diving into the deep end of the dad pool with tips and tricks to make the transition from summer fun to school run as smooth as your dad jokes (an...

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August 3, 2024 49 mins

🎙️ Episode 189: When to Yell at Other People's Kids + A Dad's Guide to the movies

Welcome to another insightful and hilarious episode of the Top Dad Podcast! In this episode, we're tackling a tricky but important topic: when is it okay to yell at other people's kids when they're over at your house? We'll share our experiences, dive into the dos and don'ts, and offer practical tips for navigating t...

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