šļø Episode 230 ā Alge-bros: Two Dads vs. Fifth Grade Math
This week on the Top Dad Podcast, we ask lifeās most dangerous question: Are you smarter than a 5th grader? (Spoiler: No. No, we are not.)
Top Dads Ken and Matt dust off their calculators, sharpen their #2 pencils, and try to survive a pop quiz from the most terrifying teacher of allāelementary school math. Common core? More like common confusion.
We also get deep and sentimental (but not too sentimental) with some lightly uninformed thoughts on college, letting your kids find their own path, and why allowing them to āchoose their own adventureā is both braveā¦ and sometimes ends with slime in your car.
Other hot Dad topics on this episode:
Ā š§® How long division broke our spirits
Ā š College prep panic attacks (and itās only 5th grade)
Ā š§ Letting kids lead without going completely off the rails
Packed with bad math, good laughs, and heartfelt parenting fails, this episode proves one thing: being a dad is the ultimate open-book testāand weāre still failing Algebra.
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